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Death to Zoolander

My dream pipe, you will be missed.

Thu, Jan 28, 2010 4:34 pm

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Hugs for everyone who picked up a copy of the March 2010 issue of HIGH TIMES and then proceeded to actually take time out of their day to check out my new blog! I really appreciate the attention, because well, let’s face it – attention is usually loads of fun!

 

Now, with that being said, I’d like to take this opportunity to send out a special R.I.P. to the beautiful piece you all saw me holding in the March 2010 issue of HIGH TIMES. My favorite pipe, who I affectionately refer to as Zoolander, met his untimely end in a horrible glass thinning accident. It’s true; so sad, but true. I was sitting on my couch one day preparing for 4:20 when all of the sudden, CRACK! And that was it, the center of the bowl collapsed and chips of kelly green glass clinked to the bottom of the pipe.

 

Zoolander was a beautiful piece blown by an artist who lives and works in Colorado, but whose name currently escapes me… an imperfection in my reporting that will surely be cleared up as soon as my source emerges from his winter storm hiding spot.

 

And so the search is on for a new perfect pipe, or possibly the opportunity to special order a Zoolander clone. Either way, I really need a new pipe. I did find one design online at grasscity.com that I fancied quite intensely and I vowed that it would be mine. It would be called Afrika Bambaataa… or at least it was going to be, but I checked the other day and couldn’t relocate it for the life of me. I guess everyone else thought it was pretty incredible too. So, while I may have impeccable taste in glass pipe art, I still lack my very own perfect pipe. And that my friends, is very sad.

 

Until next time… Peace and Love!

-KB Haze-



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Stoned Disney Engineer

Jul 8 2011, 9:10 am

RIP Zoolander! It's always sad to lose a valued friend but i thoroughly suggest enlisting a glass blower to make you something specific if you've got the time. As someone who relies on that sort of thing, i feel obligated to suggest it.
have a high day ;)
Disney's (Far from Only) Stoned Engineer

StonER

Apr 1 2011, 11:45 am

It's always a tragidy to lose a beautiful pipe, everyone has to experience this moment once or twice sadly. R.I.P. Zoolander, miss you

Buds

Mar 11 2011, 1:24 am

Sorry to hear about it man, youll find a new favourite soon!

tootles

Nov 14 2010, 12:47 pm

rip zoolander.
i just bought a killer bong from "chunky glass pipes.com
i was very pleased

Tokin' Purp

Nov 6 2010, 1:07 am

hey man, thought I'd throw in a little tip, Grasscity is a GREAT site to order thru, I, infact, got my very first glass piece from there, loved it until the day of it's death. HOWEVER, I looked and looked for 2 months to find a piece I really liked, but when it finally arrived, it didn't look at all like the one on the site, bear in mind the piece you buy, will most likely have a totally different color, shape, or size, Due to the fact that they are hand crafted start to finish, and not EVERY pipe can look like the one on the site. just figured I'd share that with ya, I made the mistake once, I'd like to help someone else NOT make the same one I did.

---->Subliminal?

Mar 27 2010, 4:50 pm

Well R.I.P to your beloved pipe. I feel your pain. I broke my beautiful hand-Blown 2 foot Bong named Loua. It was tragic But that opened a new window. I upgraded to a vaporizer (Ordered From HighTimes)And Its sad to say but it has more than just replaced Loua.

King

Mar 4 2010, 10:53 pm

Come on Florida! WE CAN DO IT! Get it on the ballot! Go to www.pufmm.org and lets get medical marijuana legal in Florida. It will never happen unless we all pitch in. We need about 700,000 signatures. Not many people know about this so we need to all pitch in and get on the ball with this. In the event that we can't get all the signatures in time they are good for 4 years so we will still have a chance in 2012. Lets not wait that long lets get this done now!

SmokingGun

Feb 7 2010, 8:48 pm

My sincerest condolences, I have lost a particularly rare glass piece codenamed:Whambamthankyoumam, myself the other day to my pissed-off girlfriend , I'm sure that Zoolander is in the one place all faithful sidekicks go The Etenal Garden of Cheebah.

kbhaze

Feb 1 2010, 2:39 pm

stoned again lol... Broken Piece not Broken Glass lol my bad dude!

kbhaze

Feb 1 2010, 2:37 pm

Great idea Broken Glass! Call me stoned, but I don't know why I didn't think of that! haha. I'll give it a try. :)

broken piece

Jan 30 2010, 12:25 am

my great glass piece had a similar problem where the bowl bottom fell out. I put a screen in there and it works great, but i bought a new piece for when i dont have time to screw with a screen.

juvy

Jan 29 2010, 2:15 pm

I'm sure Zoolander is somewhere in heaven now, so keep being happy!

izzo

Jan 29 2010, 9:46 am

R.I.P Zoolander, KB I hope you find your perfect pipe soon. I do not have any suggestions tho, but I have faith.

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