Things To Do While Most Of The HIGH TIMES Staff Is At The Cannabis Cup(#5 - #1)
Fri, Nov 23, 2007 3:33 pm
Okay so the Cannabis Cup is still rolling along and from what we’re told, it’s been a blast. But, whatever, we’re having fun back at the office too. Yeah. A lot of fun…
Here’s 5 – 1 of the top ten things to do if you find yourself left behind in New York while most of the HIGH TIMES staff is partying in Amsterdam at the 20th Anniversary Cannabis Cup:
5. Roach Hunt: It’s kinda like an Easter egg hunt through the office but instead of ending up with a bunch of crappy pastel colored eggs, you accumulate enough pot to mellow out Robin Williams circa 1985.
4. Bring Your Pet To Work Day: Don’t have a pet? Bring someone else’s. You see, some of us think our roommates are holding out on us or have the distinct feeling our neighbors like to burn the green but aren’t generous with the invites. The idea here is to finely tune the animal’s olfactory senses so they can be used for sniffing out the weed. Once Fluffy Bottoms has the scent, we can mysteriously appear on the scene just in time to partake in the festivities. We’ll be the higher and no one will be the wiser…
3. Half Delirious Imaginary Staff Meeting: Basically, at this point, I only have a vague recollection of what my coworkers looked like but I’ve done my best to fashion their likenesses out of papier-mâché made from old 2003 HIGH TIMES calendars and blunt wraps. Once these effigies are seated around the conference table, it’s just like old times – except I’m in charge and I’m assigning them all to make out.
2. Nap Time: This is a bit of a throwback. I pitched it to the two other staff members left behind and they actually thought it was a good idea. So we all brought in our juice box of choice, played with construction paper for a half hour and then sought out a quite corner of the office for a little shuteye. I was halfway to dreamland when I realized this was not unlike a typical Wednesday around here.
1. Dress Up Like A Pirate And Wander Around Port Authority Bus Terminal Telling Everyone I Run Into That I’m “Looking For Booty”: This works on several levels. First – oh crap. They’re back. If anyone asks, I was working the whole time.
Hopefully next year the top ten list will be things to do while IN Amsterdam at the 21st Anniversary Cannabis Cup.
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durka
Jul 20 2011, 4:56 pm
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Nov 15 2010, 2:27 pm
anonymous
Sep 11 2008, 8:44 am
MethMan420
May 20 2008, 10:39 pm
I am 17 years old, a michigan state qualifying powerlifter(2nd place overall 181pds) as well as a student. If pot effects your muscle growth then I would be a monster without it, as a junior I have achieved more than every single person in michigan with the exception of one. However I am a JUNIOR and the young man who beat me was a SENIOR in 1998, my argument to this topic is how would this be possible if marijuana has negative effects on weightlifting. Ex) I tied the state record deadlift of 500 pds; BUT!! I wasnt stoned when I did it. Every single medical study saying pot is bad is based on the fact that people are stoned while they're being tested..Obviously drinking doesnt boost your driving performance and youre not gonna take a road test while under the influence but at the same time drinking is still legal!
Put an alcohaulic a stoner and a tobacco smoker in the same room; who dies first? not the stoner, who dies second? Not the stoner, and the 3rd person left standing is the smoker of an illicit drug, a deemed "terrible" drug that ruines families and corrupts youth. Mabey it wouldnt ruine your family if your parents didnt have to worry about losing their house if caught in posession. Moral of the story is.. The government makes too much money off criminalization. I have smoked for the past 3 years and will continue to do so, but with the constant knowledge that I live in a world where money is the only currency and corruption is everywhere.
Fact) Everything has the potential of being harfull if abused even vitamins.
Fact 2) The criminalization of "Natural Drugs" opens up the doorway to the creation of "Synthetic Drugs".
Fact 3) Where I live it's easier to get a pound of pot than a case of beer.
Captain Chronic
Apr 20 2008, 5:06 pm
tha CapTain Keepin it cloudy /damn I can't C tha tv/
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Feb 10 2008, 4:31 am
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steve EVfuture
Nov 29 2007, 11:37 pm
steve EVfuture
Nov 29 2007, 11:11 pm
Before Santa: The Secret (Psychedelic) Origins of Santa Claus
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Magic mushrooms, dancing reindeer and more.
AND
Nov 28 2007, 5:44 am
Apa
Nov 27 2007, 10:07 pm
TONY
Nov 27 2007, 7:17 pm
TONY
Nov 27 2007, 7:16 pm
re: type this
Nov 27 2007, 10:08 am
Now, I have one for you to watch. Youtube Hiram Holiday. Ron Paul reminds me of Hiram who somehow always wins because he is on the side of good. Lets hope...
these five...
Nov 26 2007, 5:09 pm
4: beat yourself up over the fact that you weren't there...go to the mirror and practice how you'll passive-aggressively look at them when they return.
3: Have a kid, raise it, buy it a gun collection and threaten the returning staff with your kid if you're not automatically sent to the next one.
2: say fuck marijuana and take tons of painkillers and muscle relaxers...revamp the mag as "Narcotics Monthly"
1: Don't do anything.
type this
Nov 26 2007, 4:06 pm
search: "ron paul meets medical marijuana patient"
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