My Life's Quest: To Write for High Times Part 1

I know what you're saying: hey moron, I'm reading this on HighTimes.com. Duly noted, but I'm talking about being an employee of High Times, writing full time.

I don't believe I'm talking out of turn when I admit I write these blogs for free (if you don't count the link to my blog at the bottom of each post). I badgered the fine folks at High Times to give me a shot on the blog, and in their infinite wisdom, they did. So I write blog posts and submit them for review and hopefully publishing to the site.

Trial run, audition, minor league tryouts, whatever you want to call it, I have a chance for the stuff I write to be noticed by the higher ups at High Times (see what I did there with the "higher" ups?...nevermind). An amazing opportunity for a pothead who's only real talent is writing.

But life is nothing without goals. And I like money, it's useful for many things. So what better way for a writer/pothead to make money than write for High Times? My only other real option is become a drug dealer, but the people I know are broke as hell...oh, and it's illegal.

I've had some crazy stuff go on the last 6 or 7 months, but the time is now, as they say. And I want you all to follow my quest to get to the Promised Land. Will I fail miserably? It's a good possibility. But life isn't only about goals, it's about living. I enjoy what I do, and will enjoy this quest.

Win or lose, at least I can say I went for what I wanted...to work at the greatest magazine in the world. (Note: always end a post like this with some ass-kissing).

Follow me closer at twitter.com/stonerjesus420 and look for part 2, coming soon.