Stoners come in all shapes and sizes, but one thing is for sure: If you can't master these classic poses presented by StonedGirls.com, you've got a long road ahead of you to true stonerdom.
1.) The Arnold:
"Marijuana… That's not a drug, that's a plant."
2.) The Half Baked:
"This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack."
3.) The Pineapple Express:
"If anyone asks, you got it from Sau – -I mean… Santiago and… Dunbar."
4.) The Cheech and Chong Classic #7:
Pedro: I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man. You know like I smoke that Michoacán, and Acapulco Gold, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?
Man Stoner: "Tied stick"?