Stoner Sex: Sexy Men’s Underwear, Shrinkage, Putting Stuff ‘Up There’ & Better Orgasms


Dear Hyapatia,
I know a lot of people will think I am weird, but I like to sometimes wear women’s clothes. Not like in drag or anything, but the underwear girls have is so much sexier than guys stuff.  I love the feel of satin on my sensitive areas. I don’t understand why there isn’t nicer stuff for us guys.  Do you know anywhere I can get some sexy underwear for myself? — Jon

Dear Jon,
Undergear, Freshpair and Bodyaware are a few companies that cater to the sexually aware man. I personally enjoy a nice sexy pair of underwear on a guy instead of plain old tighty-whities. You are not alone in your desire for a sexier choice, and many women appreciate the guys who take the time to make themselves sexy for us. Sometimes it may seem like we spend all the time and energy getting all dolled up for dudes only to have them just show up “as is.”

Hey,
I have a serious question. I enjoy the winter and spend lots of time out in the cold. This year I have been outside in it even more than normal. Is there any chance that frequent shrinkage could be permanent? I don’t want to do any irreversible damage. — Mikkail

Dear Mikkail,
Rest easy, there is no chance of permanent damage. No matter how cold it gets, your stuff will always warm back up to its previous size. The human body is amazing. Just like a woman’s body can give birth and then shrink back down, a man’s body can do the opposite.

Dear Hyapatia,
I have a rather embarrassing question, so I hope you will understand why I do not wish to have my name associated with this letter. Sometimes my boyfriend and I like to use “other things” to make sex more fun. I put things in my vagina and have sex while they are in, and my boyfriend says it is very exciting for him. I really don’t mind, so if it trips his trigger, why not. Lately though, I have had a disturbing thought. It is not too uncommon for us to smoke a lot, drink a bit and get generally fucked up before having sex. What if I forget that I had put something up there, and it stayed in? What is the worst that could happen? — Name Withheld

 Dear Name,
I am so glad you asked.  It is questions like these that may be embarrassing, but really do need to be answered. Some pretty nasty things could happen with stuff left in the wrong place for too long, depending on what it is. You could get an infection, pelvic inflammatory disease (which can lead to infertility), or at the least, you could start to notice an unpleasant smell. If in doubt, have a sit on the toilet and do a little exploration. Your boyfriend could help. Do not do anything that hurts though, even if you find something. If you cannot get it out, go to a doctor! You would be amazed at the things they have had to pull out of different places. They are good at it and can make sure you don’t get hurt and should not place any guilt on your shoulders. If so many people do it, it must not be that bad. 

Dear Hyapatia,
I hear guys concerned about size all the time, but what about women?  I mean, we don’t want to be too big, you know? What can we do about that? — Melissa

Dear Melissa,
During sex the vagina can expand tremendously, not to mention what happens during birth.  It can also shrink back down. Dr. Arnold Kegel developed an exercise to help. The Kegel muscle is named after him. It is the one you use to stop the flow of pee mid-stream. If you squeeze this muscle and hold it for the count of ten, and then relax, repeating as much as you want, you will thank yourself and so will your boyfriend. When the Kegel muscle is strong, you will have bigger and better orgasms and no one will ever call you loose.

Ask Hyapatia all of your questions regarding stoner sexuality. Email her at hya@hightimes.com

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