Stoned stock? No, I’m not talking about infused chicken soup, though that sounds good as heck! I’m talking about investing in marijuana. It’s one thing to spend money on weed—it’s another thing to put your money into weed. Your mom might even approve, depending on the kind of mom you have. Here are tweets by some people who have invested, are considering investing, are behind the pot and pot products you might invest in, and are hoping to see some high dividends. If you make any money investing in the pot-stalk market, don’t forget to send a little green my way. By the way, what pot stocks should weedy-minded folk invest in? Tweet your thoughts to @jessicadelfino.
I get more calls about investing in pot & #bitcoin than stocks now & days. I don't know what that is saying. Maybe start a pot bitcoin etf?
— Ross Gerber (@GerberKawasaki) May 25, 2017
Should I invest in pot stocks? If so, how? via /r/Stock_Picks
Can I just go to my local Charles Schwann or something? I am not experienced…
— Edmunds E (@GoldInvestmentP) April 22, 2017
dad wants me to invest in pot stock and make bank when it becomes fully legal
— s(l)am (dunk) (@dunkomatic) March 18, 2017
Minus well invest in pot stocks before all these broke ass states legalize 🍁📈💰
— Sinned Franklin (@FemalesFlipMe) March 16, 2017
Want to tell everyone need to invest in Pot Stocks. They are going to be bigger than Wal-Mart.
— Randy Baker (@CoolpapaB69) February 15, 2017
Right now is the most perfect time to invest in pot. Its all just small guy money. There's no giant corporations with their hands in the pot
— Jake (@Jake_Provost) January 10, 2017
say ONE THING about wanting to find a weed dealer and targeted ads now want you to *invest in pot stocks in 2017 or you'll regret it*
— Dale G. (@buffaloser) January 7, 2017
My brother from CO comes home; "We're gunna invest in pot. It's a budding business right now" punny
— jen (@jennathurston7) December 24, 2016
Just a reminder for everyone to invest in pot stocks while they're still affordable. Do it!
— John Michael Davis (@JMDJMD2014) January 1, 2017
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