What kind of stoner are you? Do you get high and then go to work? Or get high at work? Or get high immediately after work? Or get high and call out of work?
Wow, turns out there are so many options.
Have you ever been called out for being stoned at work by your boss? Or worse, fired for showing up to work stoned? Tweet your worst “stoned at work” story with hashtag #StonedAtWork and let’s see who our REAL Twitter potheads are. Maybe we can even drum up a prize for the best story…
way too stoned at work right now and forgot we’re having a crazy sale and it’s super busy hello everyone nobody look at my eyes thanks
— sydney (@xblivion) September 2, 2017
A friend gave me a piece of medicinal chocolate last night to help me sleep. Went to bed, felt nothing. 93% certain I’m stoned at work rn.
— Jayde Donovan (@jaydedonovan) September 1, 2017
Getting stoned at work is against corporate policy. #BadReasonsToQuit
— L. M. 📓📖✒️📝📚 (@Blucola) August 30, 2017
When I’m stoned at work and my manager staring into my eyes.. pic.twitter.com/jq3oNIucXZ
— Skeet (@SkunkPocket) August 26, 2017
I’m so stoned at work rn just zoned out to this 15 minute loop of music.
— becca🌙🌹 (@omgbeccafay) August 25, 2017
My boss is so stoned at work rn and I’m loving it because so am I pic.twitter.com/H6k4e4tZ2N
— jess renée (@jesss_renee) August 23, 2017
I’m stoned at work and legit just had a 20 minute convo about mustard with a coworker lol
— Andy (@mickeygoldchill) August 10, 2017
Listening to country music while stoned at work is a weird level of hell
— bella✨ (@bellllaahhh) August 10, 2017
Could never be stoned at work for this reason (and others). Panicky paranoia attack about who I’ve suddenly become https://t.co/LL2TiZUqof
— Kiki Halliday (@KikiHalliday) August 6, 2017
I’m so stoned at work reading Wicked and if I fall asleep I hope no one sees me drool on myself
— becca🌙🌹 (@omgbeccafay) August 5, 2017