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babyE

May 14 2012, 10:02 pm

Water, niacin 500mg 2x a day up to the day of the test. Once you start to pee clear then start taking vitamin b 12, it will turn your pee yellow. So whomever will not know you have diluted your piss. But know it has not got all thc out of ur system. It just makes your kidney push out water only gotta test for probation in the morning!! Good luck Yoo all!!

Bongs O' Rippin

Apr 28 2012, 12:02 am

i smoked a quarter of weed on 420 and i have a thorough medical exam on may 7th...am i fucked? yeah..i think im fucked.. FUCK

Lamer

Apr 19 2012, 9:18 pm

Whys this fool even on this sight if you don't do drugs why look it up

lame

Apr 12 2012, 10:19 pm

why don't you assholes just stop doing drugs all the time? if you're a heroin addict or coke head or whatever you're gonna end up in jail anyways. get real

zigzag

Apr 6 2012, 5:04 pm

hey high roller get you some of that optimalkleen .its the truth

advice please

Apr 4 2012, 8:38 pm

Im 5'6 160 pnds. I did about alittle under a gram of coke mrch 13 and coming up very soon as soon as I put the app in I have to take a hair follicle test. Ive read alot of comments on here and some make sence others are kind of crazy but im seeking advice. im thi.king about using hair razor to lower the metabolites down.. But does anyone think that I can lower them to were the blow is not trackable anymore. In about two Weeks??

Kandi_Baby

Mar 31 2012, 2:00 am

For hair tests I just dye my hair and ive passed everytime doing that but dye it the same color that your hair was when they confronted you

highroller

Mar 28 2012, 4:23 am

I smoked for 2 weeks straight just a bowl of the best shit when I got home from work then I herd a pee test was coming so I stoped its been 3 weeks im 6ft 200 lbs I have 24 hrs am I good.. I need my job to buy weed lol I want to hear the words from a veteran

wrd

Mar 21 2012, 4:09 am

I smoke a joint every night to sleep and I've never failed a drug test. Can't for the life of me figure out why? Yesterday was the 7th time over the years. I'm 5'5" 130lbs, plenty of meat on my bones, don't exercise ever, hardly drink enough water to stay hydrated, and have never tried any of the above methods to test clean? What gives? Could my insanely high stress levels be flushing my system? That's my only guess.

stoob024

Mar 10 2012, 12:14 pm

HI I USE HEROIN EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST 3YEARS AND THIS IS FOR THE PPL WHO USE OPIATES I HAD A DRUG TEST FOR COURT AND I USED THE NIGHT BEFORE COURT AND 2 HOURS BEFORE I WENT TO COURT BUT THE DAY BEFORE COURT I DRANK A SHYT LOAD OF WATER AND THE DAY OF COURT I DRANK A SHYT LOAD OF WATER WELL I COULDNT PEE SO THEY LOCKED ME UP FOR A DAY AND MADE ME COME BAC THE NEXT DAY WELL WHILE I WAS LOCKED UP I DRANK EVEN MORE WATER ALL DAY CONSTANTLY AND WENT TO COURT AND PASSED MY DRUG TEST IN 24HRS NOW I ONLY WEIGH 140 SO ONLY THING IVE DONE WAS CHUGGED WATER ALL DAY EVERYDAY UP UNTIL I HAD MY DRUG TEST AND PASS BUT MAKE SURE UR PEE IS CLEAR WHEN U GO TO TAKE IT

TestPasser101

Mar 9 2012, 4:54 pm

If you aren't being watched while urinalysis:

Have a bottle of clean urine or synthetic urine, preferably with a thermometer sticker, much like a fish aquarium would have, and throw it on your dashboard and crank up the heat, and get it nice and warm. Most places only check your pockets if it's your first time at a job, so wear socks you can hide your bottle in, and some pants that are on the looser side. Be sure your bottle doesn't make lots of noise while transporting it and opening it, and I'd recommend practicing this procedure before going in with water. But you want to quietly pour your urine into the bottle, then quietly place your cup down or hold onto it. Patients being tested are often instructed to urinate in the cup for the specimen, and to finish their urination in the toilet, so the person giving the test can help prevent any tampering. In this case, you must urinate a little from your own stream, and push hard as to make lots of noise while you pour out your fake urine, and then stop if your urine does not match the color of your synthetic, as you want the colors to be similar. Granted, the water in the toilet will dilute the yellow to a degree. Before you do, just check your temp on the specimen, you may need it to wait a moment for the temperature to decrease. So, things to keep in mind. It's not hard to be completely honest. Also, just because they aren't watching, doesn't mean they aren't listening, so try hard to emulate that you are actually taking the test as to not draw any unwanted attention. - Best of Luck.

Also, for anyone subject to Hair follicle testing: if you're using shampoo or whatever works, make sure to do multiple cycles of washing and rinsing as to improve your odds of passing.

bk420-24*7

Mar 9 2012, 4:25 pm

Have been everyday smoker last 15 years and never failed a test..
First, if the test is for a job or situation where you will not be watched: use someone else's clean piss. But to ensure the proper temperature fill up past strip with your own urine first let it sit in cup a minute or so to reach temp. Then dump out in toliet. Next either wipe out w/ tissue or rinse. Last pour clean urine in cup! Works everytime.

For probation or situations you are watched use following method:
Buy the cleaning solution from your local head shop, I always used big bottle of omni brand (around 30 bucks) drink it, then drink approximately 6 bottles of water 3-5 hours before you take test. Make sure you urinate several times before taking test. Worked a year for me on probation. good luck.. DRUG LAWS CREATE CRIMINALS!!!

musclecarmania

Mar 9 2012, 2:29 pm

years ago i had to take a drug urine test. i had no notice of it. i had smoked the night before and the morning of and still passed with trace amounts in my urine (not enough to fail me). I'm 6'4" and weigh 185lbs. guess having a high metabolism helps alot. i have never failed a drug test. even took a mouth swab drug test high and passed. maybe i'm just lucky.

bbqueen

Mar 8 2012, 3:22 pm

For a hair test use Baking Soda on your hair. But, be smart. If you know the job you are applying for does this, STOP SMOKING! My friend had a hair test and used baking soda but she quit 90 DAYS BEFORE THE TEST! If you are in the process of looking for a job, STOP SMOKING! It's not like it is addictive people. I mean sure, all of us enjoy smoking it but sometimes you just have to grow up and face the realities of life. It isn't always fair. One day, hopefully in my life time, this will never have to be an issue.

texas rod

Feb 27 2012, 3:10 pm

need help with passing a test . i'v been takeing 500 mg of cranberry pills and need to know if there is any outher ways to beat this . ive also `been drinking alot of water . ( I'V had five back surgerys and smokeing helps with the paine)````` ```

grod

Feb 27 2012, 2:34 pm

`i'v had five back surgerys , and i smoke everyday , it helps with the pain, i stoped smokeing yesterday and started drinking alot of watre and takeing some cranberry pills( % 500 mg ) tow at a time , dont know how `much i should take ?my doctor will test my uren what a loade of shit that is .. can anyone give me some advice on passing this stupid test .? i think that it is a shame that someone like myself should'nt`have to freek out about this .I wish texas would legallize it , it would stop all the shit on the border. and help us with pain take `meds and get more relife ( i though oboma was going to help with legalizeing it ) ```` ````

COLT-45

Feb 25 2012, 1:08 am

I had a UA 4 days after smoking and passed. Here is what you need to do and worked for me.
1. DRINK LOTS A WATER EXCEPT FOR ON THE DAY OF UA.
2. DRINK 100% CRANBERRY JUICE (I DRANK THE ENTIRE BOTTLE ON THE SECOND DAY OF NOT SMOKING.)
3. START TAKING NIACIN AND A LOT OF IT, YES IT'S HARD ON THE BODY, BUT DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE NEEDS!!
4. TAKE 5X THE DAILY AMOUNT OF VITAMIN B COMPLEX.
5. REMEMBER TO PISS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
6. CARDIO EXERCISES WILL ALSO HELP A LOT.
7. VISIT YOUR LOCAL HEAD SHOP AND PURCHASE A BOTTLE OF VALE 4X IT IS A THC CLEANSER ( BEST ONE ON THE MARKET, A LITTLE PRICEY THOUGH AT $78.00) WELL WORTH IT THOUGH AND IT COMES WITH A TEST STRIP.

FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE, I AM A HEAVY SMOKER AND THIS WORKED FOR ME.

CHEERS AND GOOD LUCK!!

Steven

Feb 20 2012, 11:37 pm

hi i just got back from taking the test and my piss was like lemon lime clear color or lemonade so i hope am good i dilluted enough cuze i threw up the eggs to raw for me but i think i should of still passed i drank shit loads of water

Steven

Feb 20 2012, 7:12 pm

hi am so fucked hopefully i pass this test or i go bAck to fucking jail i hope to god this works am trying dr bud method wish me luck peace out

jmaster694

Feb 17 2012, 3:32 pm

i hate these ppl who smoked once 3 weeks ago and are worried. get out of here. I smoked 4+ times a day for 3 years! im the one who should be worried about passing a drug test not you!

Jboo

Feb 10 2012, 2:07 am

all im seeing is about pot an thc wut about opiates or cocaine? Some people dont smoke pot but take percosets or other drugs and need some tips or ideas on how to pass a drug test? Should be eaiser cleaning up from opiates then THC im guessing,cause opiates only stay in the urine for 3 days same with cocaine,when pot stays for 30 days if regulary smoked.

zagazow

Jan 13 2012, 10:59 pm

220lbs and did not smoke for a week and a half before the test. Took 2 caplets of the accelorator 2 hours before the test and drank the Total Jazz Detox that morning 1hr before while filling the bottle with water about 5 times before the test. Results came back "Diluted" and need to retake. Must pass the test for this job. Did I over do it? Scheduled again in next 4 days. How can I pass this?

smoker

Jan 5 2012, 8:05 pm

i have passed a test just by drinking two gallons of water about an hour before and im a regular smoker WATER WORKS just pee lots before you go in also the test pure platinum works too u should b able to find it in any head shop.

Brian

Jan 5 2012, 1:15 pm

I''ll add WHAT I KNOW here to be FACT. THC gets into your fat cells. The cells are always burning so you always get a discharge of THC as long as it is in your system. For me I would come home on Military Leave and smoke the first 3/4 days then quit and stay home for 30 days. I ran (burning my fat cells) the whole time also. Because I smoked so little I had so little and shallow in my cells. NEVER came up HOT on a test.
I worked at a State prison, partly drug testing inmates. I don't know the names etc... but this is a metophore of what I know. Your bones give off flakes like as if someone has dandrif. It happens all the time. So you always have these flakes in your urine. They have a test that detects this. The number I remember was 10. Anything tested below that they said the sample was altered in some way. For inmates what they did until this test is they would say they didn't have to go and you had to give em 2hrs to produce a sample. well at first we would move on then come back that changed anyway they would start pounding down water and just start pissing over and over till you came back by then their urine would be dang near just straight water. That became an altered test. All these money hungry so called remindies and all to get you clean are for most people FALSE and mis leading. don't waste your money. Time and allot of excercise are the only real sure fire ways to come up clean on a urine test. As for the hair test I have no clue to any of that.

me222

Jan 5 2012, 1:02 pm

I found out that using regular jello works perfectly. i had a drug test for a job and used a jello packet. i got one of the big packages of jello and found the biggest glasss i had and poored it into the glass filled with water. and then drank it an 2 hours before i had my test. peed one time before i left and went to the drug test and passed. it worked for me and my boyfriend and his friend.

CINDY

Jan 5 2012, 12:47 pm

WHAT ABOUT FOR GIRLS ? THE WIZANATOR WONT HELP GIRLS !

CaseyC420

Jan 5 2012, 12:35 pm

None of those damn shampoos work worth a shit...I don't even have that long of hair. I followed the directions to a tee and still failed a hair follicle test. What a fucking waste of 80 bucks

rrrrr

Dec 27 2011, 2:18 am

PLS HELP!!!! I tried testing myself for thc drug in the 3rd week and it was close to negative and i tried again to test myself in the 4th week and it was closely to positive? why is that?! i stopped smoking for a month now! why is it inaccurate??

rrr

Dec 27 2011, 2:16 am

I tried testing myself for thc drug test in the 3rd week and it was close to negative and i tried again to test myself in the 4th week and it was closely to positive? why is that?! i stop smoking for a month

Jenny

Nov 25 2011, 7:09 pm

HELP PLEASE ANYONE! I took 4 .5 kolonopins and one 2mg xanax at 8:00 P.M. tonight and I know my parents will be drug testing me around midnight tonight. I have used jazz detox before and it has worked but not using this close to it. If I get 2 will it work better? Do I have hope?

Fatmoe

Sep 11 2011, 8:52 pm

A good research article on the elimination times of THC from your system. The 30 day window is really false, according to this research review.

http://www.ndcrc.org/sites/default/files/dcr.vi_.pdf

Str8 Hustler

Aug 21 2011, 7:01 am

Been chiefing it up for years, cut back from an 1/8 to about a gram a day. Have a possible drug test tomorrow, bought me 2 magnum detox 32oz drinks. Been flushing my body with water for a few hrs been pissing like a Race hoRse.. I'm hoping the the flushing before taking the drink workS.. Wish me luck.. "SMOKE ME OUT" :)

Mr. Person

Jun 9 2011, 7:27 pm

just tried Dr. Buds technique, still waiting to hear back. i really hope it worked, i did everything to the letter and i rather need this job haha

Random

Jun 3 2011, 11:23 pm

I took one half-ass hit of marijuana 4 days before my random drug test and coughed it up immediatley without inhaling most any of it. I was completely clean before that, i am 6'2" and 165 pounds. I work out a few times a week, and once I was informed of the test I drank a lot of water and caught my dilluted urine midstream, the urne being clear to slightly light yellow in color. Do you think I will pass?

CA420

May 20 2011, 9:40 am

RE: Dr. Bud

I'm not a heavy smoker, but I did smoke on Friday and Saturday, had to test on Tuesday with about 6 hours notice. I followed Dr. Bud's advice to a "T" (eating eggs instead of the shake) and passed with flying colors.

colosmkr

May 2 2011, 9:57 pm

does anyone have any good suggestions? all I see on here are people asking the questions and no answers, I just got some Ultimate Gold, does anyone know anything about this detox product?

Ehhhhh

Apr 27 2011, 1:53 pm

UA Friday. Smoked once 13 days ago and I have been drinking lots of water and running. I think I'm good I'm 5' 10" 180 lbs. Am I right?

LesIsMoar

Apr 18 2011, 4:00 pm

I need good info on how to pass a pre employment hair follicle test. I'm going to Maccujo (vinegar, tide, baking soda, salicylic acid soaks)bleach and redye, and I have Zydot, Stat, and Omni wash on the way.
Alot of the info I've read has been out dated. I hope some newer, better info has evolved and I just haven't read about it yet.
Do you know of success rates with any of the detox shampoos? What should I get/use? I really need this job and benefits.
Thanks!

Apr 7 2011, 12:35 am

Zivo... I wish you luck, thats just about the best way you can detox thc from your system. Exercise and hydration... Also you're right about how defecating more often is better for getting rid of as much THC as you can.

Theres a good chance this will not be enough though.

I recommend a whizzinator, or something like it. Those work great (they come with synthetic urine). Try to get a good quality one though. That would be the safest way... I wouldn't trust a week's worth of exercise/detoxing for a job you really need or want.

If you don't have the money for it or don't want to have it mailed to your home, you should definitely get drug tested by another professional lab before you go in for your job's test, just to make sure you're clean. If you end up not being clean... you should really find some way to get your hands on a whizzinator (or something like it, ofcourse).

Good luck and know that theres many more in the same shitty boat as you... including myself.

I have never used the whizzinator before, but I intend on trying it later this month... if I don't feel comfortable with my month's worth of detox/exercise that is.

zivo

Apr 6 2011, 12:42 pm

Ok...my turn...

Got offered a new job...have to take a pee test but I haven't even gotten the info on it yet. I'm a daily user for about a year (have a doctor prescription and MMJ license here in CO).

I've been completely clean for 2 days. My dispensary sent me to a head shop that recommended ProTox. I bought it. Any reviews on this?

I'm following alot of the suggestions I've read...doing alot of cardio every day. Drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. I also read that metabolites get expressed from the body more from pooping than peeing..so I've been loading up on fiber metamucil).

I'm hoping that by the time they send me the info for the drug test...I will have already been clean at least 7 full days.

I'm eager for any information. This is my virgin drug test and this job is a big deal to me.

Thanks!

pothead

Mar 29 2011, 12:38 am

Ive been smoking almost everyday for the past 6 months. I Have a drug test tomorrow. I haven't smoked for 2 days and have been drinking lots of water and I'm planning on drinking Q-Carbo tomorrow before the test. Has anyone used this before? Any feedback or advice?

Mar 20 2011, 10:06 am

You are not correct. I agree that only a judge can mandate a drug test, but your employer can make it mandatory to drug test as a condition of employment. No you don't have to take the test, but they don't have to let you work there either. I don't agree with drug testing, but do know that your employer can require drug testing as a condition of employment.

legalize it already!

Mar 12 2011, 10:07 pm

if your test is being sent to a lab/dr be careful if you use a detox drink. Almost 2 weeks ago I went for a pre-employment drug test. I used the Terminador Gold 60. My pee was yellow but the results came back diluted. I had to go back last week and retake the test. Again I used the Terminador Gold (I go a new bottle for my empty one and was told 'thats not a normal result'). I just got my results for the 2nd test - negative-diluted! So, thank heavens they are letting me go again, I have to go back on Monday. This time I bought Quick Fix 5.7 synthetic urine. I hope it works! Anyone use Quick fix lately???

diane maiolo

Mar 4 2011, 12:07 pm

hey i am currently on pretrial...I wanted to kno what would work to clean my system 4 days b4 i go to pretrial again...I have niacin pills but i need to kno what pills would really work n what teas would work that is cheap...pleaase someone let me kno email me back at kraziedevious420@aol.com or IM me at kraziedevious420...

frequent smoker

Feb 17 2011, 12:48 am

use jazz total detox. it is your best chance. good luck!

curious

Feb 13 2011, 1:35 pm

what would be the best (detox) drink of choice, for a piss test, if today is sunday and the test is tuesday morning

Dr.Bud

Jan 27 2011, 12:27 am

Oh yeah to my post below.....

What you need:
1a - 4pack Myoplex Protein Shake - $10
OR
1b - (6)eggs, milk, (2)protein bars - $5
2 - WATER
3 - B2 vitamin - $2 to $5
5 - Gatoraid - $2
TOTAL - - $10 to $20

So this doesn't cost as much as those stupid masking drinks; that dont even work for everyone! The only hard part to doing it this way is holding your urine once you're in the waiting room: NEVER ASK TO USE THERE RESTROOMS!!!

Dr.Bud

Jan 27 2011, 12:13 am

How To Pass A Urinary Analysis(UA):

1st give yourself 4 to 3 hrs to start the following steps before going in to take your test.

2nd drink (2)Myoplex Shakes - - This is to put high amounts of protein in your system; a MUST if your urine will be analyzed by a lab. OR eat 6 lightly cooked eggs, and 1 glass of milk- to equal the amounts of proteins req.

3rd Start drinking WATER - - You will be drinking water for the next 2-1.5 hrs. This is to dilute the cannabinoids in your urine(when testing for THC; high levels of cannabinoids are what labs look for.

4th Once you have been drinking water to the point where you're pissing CLEAR every 5-10mins - TAKE 1 B2 vitamin OR a vitamin which contains daily amounts of B2(such as B Complex) - - This is for color only, B2 will help turn your urine yellow again. You should still be drinking WATER!

5th 1hr Before you go in drink 1 Myoplex Shake to put more protein in your system OR (2)Protein Bars each with 10% protein.

6th After doing step 5; INSTEAD of drinking water, drink YELLOW GATORAID - - This will put electrolytes into your system, and help turn your urine yellow; along with diluting your urine of cannabinoids just like the WATER does. REMEMBER get the BIG YELLOW Gatoraid Because you must keep drinking right up until your test!

NOTE* Its important that you follow ALL of these steps for this to work, if you do; you WILL pass! Its okay that you keep pissing alot, as long as you keep drinking your fluids!

WHY THE PROTIEN? When a lab test for cannabinoids; they also test to see if you have too low of protein levels.. If this is the case, you will most likely be asked to test again, when your system isn't full of water they might say;-)

GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!! I know this works, just try not to smoke for 1 day before your test, but at least don't smoke the day of!

smoke dat kush

Jan 9 2011, 8:49 pm

id smoke for months and quit for three to 4 days and pass drinkin water not that large of amounts and cranberry pills 500 mgs bout 8 a day.. worked 4 me... FuCk IlLiNoIs

ghostman3331

Jan 5 2011, 8:08 pm

Hey go to the health food store and buy herbal cleansing the extra stuff you can get it online as low as 12.99 but at the store if you need it on the fly as high as 32$ drink the whole bottle 1 hour before test and lots of water make sure your fully hydrated before you drink it keeps your piss its natural color and works 3-5 hours i have only heard of one guy who failed on it because instead of water he drank beer and was dehydrated when he drank it.

jphcub

Nov 22 2010, 1:02 pm

I am 41, 190lbs, a heavy smoker (use for pain) and will probably be having to take a piss test soon. I checked with our local shop and was told their best seller was something called "Instant" and I was shown two other products called "Vale" & "Strip". I was told for the "Instant", you drink the product and 30oz of water, etc. and you would be good for 5hrs or so. Is anyone familiar with these products and if not, can anyone suggest the best option for me. All feedback greatly appreicated. Thanks!

iLikePotatoes

Nov 3 2010, 3:29 pm

i took a drug test a little while ago and i wasn't monitored so i filled the cup up with toilet waterand added a few drops of urine to give it some color. i got the results back and i had a creatinine level of 40mg/dL and i tested positive for THC. I don't see how this is possible if i filled the cup nearly to the brim with tap water with about 5 drops of urine, that means my urine was diluted about 100 times or so. For these results to be acurate i'd have to have a creatinine level of about 4000mg/dL and thc of 5000ng/mL and i only smoke about a quarter gram of crappy pot a day

chigirl

Oct 2 2010, 12:49 pm

I passed my drug test today, after being a heavy smoker for 14 years or more (cant remember after smoking so long) I took a break 60 days ago, I was so nervous that all that THC would not be gone because I am a full figured girl and I dont drink a lot of water or exercise regularly (just twice a week) so I thought I would fail or at least have traced but the test read ALL NEGATIVE just some inspiration for you.

jackson

Sep 22 2010, 3:02 pm

im a minor when i get off probation can my probation officer drug test me at any point after i get off probation and can i refuse.

Kind one

Sep 9 2010, 9:17 pm

and the stuff i toke has a real high thc level. will that make a diffrence?

Kind one

Sep 9 2010, 9:15 pm

i just stopped and want help detoxing over 30 to 60 days. what would flush me for good. i wont be smoking again for about a year, but i dont have to worry after a year, so i can smoke and still make good money.

skinny skater

Aug 22 2010, 1:39 am

alright thiss is pretty crazy um i have a drug test on monday it is saturday night i havent smoked since wensday night i skate everday iv been drinking hella water all day piss is all clear i know they wont accept that and i pissed in a home test and i had a faint missing line for thc and this is for a job i need this job please someone help me!!!!

christinecm24

Aug 13 2010, 10:38 am

I am going for a probation drug test at 2pm today and I have been smoking almost everyday for the past month. maybe a couple joints a day maybe 3. I have been reading what you guys have been righting and so this morning i woke up at 9 and started drinking water. I am drinking it right now...i think that there are 164 oz. of water in a gallon so i have drank 4 or 5 16oz. water bottles so far.i had to kinda start over bc i guess in the hr that i drank them i couldnt hold id say about 2 of them down. I also have some vitamins that i found that have b12 in them and im going to take a couple of those. i figure that i should get down about 10 to 12 of the 16 oz. waters if I can do it. feeling sick though.better than jail. they havnt tested me yet and its my 2nd 2 last meeting and they switched the day from the ussual tues. that i go in and im thinking that they are going to test me. fucking stupid over a disorderly conduct 4 noise and they drug tested me and popped possitive 4 pot a few months ago. anyways i need someone to let me know if i am doing this right asap please. i dont know if i should take the b12 vitamins now bc how will i tell if my pee is clear yet or not or if like someone else said i dont want it to take the built up stuff out with the pee.I am a slender person. like 115lbs. 5'7 feet tall. comment please and ill let you guys know hopefully today...after twopm. thanks

anonymous

Jul 20 2010, 12:45 pm

??????/

Ganjacraz

Jul 19 2010, 7:31 pm

o and another thing it says that thc is only found in a 1 to 3 day period with the saliva tests is false I just failed it at home and have smoked one hit in a month and it was at least a week ago FYI

Ganjacraz

Jul 19 2010, 7:25 pm

Any 1 Plz help!!! I have to take a saliva test and I cant buy any detox because it is all sold out.:( I need a JOB! I smoke very little but my friend smokes everyday like cigs. If you have any sugg. PLZ let me know. I may have to take it tomorrow. THANX GAnJACRAZ

r l from il

Jul 13 2010, 7:01 pm

all i see an hear bout is for pot weed urine testing . is there no info on or for hair testing an how to detox for chems cocain ect, an what to do for, and pass. we shouldnt focus on just one subject. looking for any and all helpfull info or suggestions. thank you , from IL. a fucked up state

THE MaN

Jul 8 2010, 8:06 pm

I have the perfect and least expensive way of passing a test. WOrked for me when I was on Probation for 3 months.
Ingredients:
1 cup of vinegar
1 lime squeezed
2 teaspons of CAYENNE pepper(ITS horribly HOT but it does the JOB)
Mix it all up, chug it.
Then you have to drink a gallon of water in about an 1-3 hours. (Not as bad as it seems trust me)
Effects=At first its very hot in your mouth and stomach,then as you drink the water(particularly fast) you start the need to go to the bathroom no lie like every 5 minutes.
-This is good, make sure you really DONT have any plans for about 45 minutes.
-MUST DO
*take 24 to 36 hours BEFORE test
*try not to smoke at least 2 hours before(I know its tough)
=I have passed on what an friend passed on to me, THE best part about it is you get clean and stay clean unless you smoke AGAIN.
If you try this pass it on to fellow HErbiant friends as I did to YOU.....420 ALL day

Anon

Jun 3 2010, 3:45 pm

I was reading your post and I was wondering if you passed your test?

ANon

Apr 21 2010, 12:24 am

Hi guys, I was wondering if you guys could help me out. I have read all the suggestions. I haven't smoked for 11 days and my drug test is coming up in 9 days. I am 175 lbs and 5 10. I have been lifting weights for 30 minutes and running for 30 minutes every day since. Also I have cut out all fats from my diet and drink about 4-5 liters of water a day. I smoked around .33 grams everyday for the last 2 months. How much of the b vitamins should i be taking and do you think my chances of passing are good?

D3R3K

Apr 9 2010, 1:09 pm

yo guys i've heard about using pectin to pass a drug test, and according to a friend of mine it works pretty well. the only problem with detoxing yourself compared to using fake urine is that like the fats in your body, thc is ALSO an oil. water, along with other chemicals, can dilute your urine but overall have no complete detox. Back on topic, the way to use pectin or jello i've even heard to detox yourself is to eat the pectin and drink a bottle of water along with it. im not sure how long you have to wait, but my guess would be like 6 to 8 hours, making sure to pee ate least 3 times.

I'm sorry for anyone trying to use any advice they can in order to pass those damn drug tests nobody should have to worry about the consequences of their recreational habits.

good luck and hop to it!

soonerborn

Mar 15 2010, 1:38 pm

I recently purchased a powdered urine vial that comes with a 90ml bottle and a heating pad. I am confident i have the balls to use my new toy because i will be unsupervised during my test. I would like to hear from people who have used dehydrated or powered urine. I am in hopes that it will be a job safer for me. Its not easy nowdays to be a pothead and i say catch me if you can.

Dankinator

Feb 23 2010, 12:23 am

Have a friend who fills his cup of pee with bleach, he swears it never fails cuz he gets tested by the NCAA

mouthy

Feb 21 2010, 9:32 am

Has anybody heard of using the preservative "pectin" to beat a urine test?

tip

Jan 14 2010, 11:37 pm

hair test ideas for my boyfriend? anyone? does the shampoo work?

LouisianaDog22

Jan 14 2010, 12:39 pm

The government can make money off of tobacco. Hell, they can make money off of field pees! so why couldn't they make money off pot? Sure they aren't going to get as much tax money as they should with the current under-ground system because people are going to just keep refilling the bags with the tax stamps on them but if a big company like Marlboro took over then pot would become cheaper for the consumer and very easily taxed by the government. Just sayin'...

who ha la la la

Oct 30 2009, 6:17 pm

synonimous

Feb 18 2009, 2:34 pm
the government doesn't want to legalize it because there's no way for them to make tax money off of it. think about it

to this comment made. weed was origonally made illegal in the U.S. along w/ other drugs way before medical research. weed was made illegal to help out the cotton trade. if weed becoms legal a lot of people would be out of jobs in the 3rd world as well as this country. not to mention a lot of medications on the market would not be sold quite as often. issues become brought about for money reasoning in politics. it's a proven fact. the anti-drug policy and the ad campaign is bullshit. 97% of that money used for that so called policy is used to bribe politicians and for other causes for there gain. politicians dont get drug tested i know a bunch that smoke, along w/ teachers, cops, judges, doctors, counselors, p.o.'s, name a profession they smoke weed. not all but there are people of all ages, genders, races. with in the last twenty years pharmies have pushed for anti drugs, and tests to help them out as well as weeding out those who do illegal things. such as illegal drugs since it's so easy to find a bag of weed, lsd, or coke. it's one way to control people in a policy to make people scared of pushing there legal limits in the work world. they say it's liability but it's not. thats an overstatement and a lie. weed doesn't take much to grow on your own or use for hemp. and other things. but it doesn't take a scientist to make these things happen. the pharmy company's push at politicians for research and grant to be passed so it helps both parties out. i give u $200,000 mr johnson (our local senator) so u can make this magic work and get the ball rolling on this new pill that cures all. along with the pharmy companies "selling" news corps into new "studies" or fake news footage to promote about this new drug about to hit market. after it passed the testing phase. those are the facts. and i didn't make any of this bullshit stuff up. money talks and the world is based on greed (the world trade that is). the pharmies n politicians hype up this to make the country feel better about itself while being drugged by legal drugs so we buy into there hands. and they charge u whatever they want. when in reality, it's cheap and they hike the price. especially for drugs older people need to live and survive. it's ROBBERY! personally i don't believe in medication for this greed fact factor.

oblaeabla

Oct 30 2009, 5:42 pm

to JH:

not judging u but since u are overweight it's harder to pass urine. thc and other drugs stay on fat tissue. juice works great apple or grape, water will flush u out. u need to exercise in general and get fitter. by doing so excreating sweat helps u rid toxins faster. along w/ vitamins A, B, C and D. calcium as well. the more active u are the better. swimming (everyday) in chlorine helps out a lot for hair and urine tests from experiences. i was a swimmer and was tested many times and passed both. but now have kind of left the pool atmosphere due to this economy and lack of funds.

yesman123

Oct 30 2009, 5:37 pm

so i had a friend call into the place i am going to posing as a parent asking what kind of hair tests they do. they do a 7 panel hair test and a ETG. anyone know methods to beat the ETG. I know that false positives show up with cosmetics like deoderant, shampoos and food that have traces of alcohol show up in these tests. and there is nothing that can be done. FAEE disregards these little traces and is exact.

anyone have an alcohol hair test and beat it? ETG that is

anonymous

Oct 30 2009, 4:19 pm

http://www.pass-drug-test-how-to.com/Drug_Test#Hair_Drug_Testing

bigup2bk

Oct 5 2009, 12:28 am

get a b12 shot. it should help. and it will make you feel great!

Sep 30 2009, 9:14 pm

does anyone know about hair follicle test and how it works if you only smoke every month or so?

Jun 10 2009, 11:34 pm

Ok -- question, and any help/input would be appreciated.

I have to drug test but the kicker is I don't know when. Anywhere from a week to over a month. Probably leaning closer to the month-mark, hopefully! I'm an overweight female [:( lol] and I smoked roughly a dub every 3 days for a while, like 9 months. I'm a weekend wake-n-baker but during the week I only smoke evenings & nights. I quit smoking on Friday [it's been a boring few days] and I've been drinking water like crazy. Some cranberry juice here & there. I also take 1oz of Source of Life [multi-vitamin] daily which has a lot of vitamin b in it. I don't want to take any pee-test cures because I'm too paranoid about those being detected in the test.

So, my question is, should I just keep doing what I'm doing? All the water, the multi-vitamin, and keep away from the bud for a while? Should I be ok? Will it help if I went gung-ho with the system-flushing [water/juice] now that I have at least a couple weeks and then chilled out with it? I've been silently freaking out because I keep seeing "A month or more" and I do *not* want to test dirty for this job. I thought I was going to have plenty of time to get clean, like 2 months or so, but it seems to be coming up on me faster than I thought.

I remember hearing a LONG time ago that echinacea[?] helps clean out the system -- does it really? Is there any other natural supplement I could get from GNC or somewhere like that to help?

If anyone has any advice, thanks in advance. You're awesome.

KsNs

Jun 5 2009, 10:43 pm

OK so my fiancee and i smoke a lot about a dub a day a piece. He has to take a drug test in 2 days and HAS to pass. He hasnt smoked in alittle over a week and has been taking niacin and B12 for the last 5 days. will that work or does someone have a better suggestion?

Hempie The Clown

Apr 25 2009, 1:46 pm

I have been a daily stoner for over thirty years. This video in absolutely on the money. Thanks Rick. Luckily, I have never been drug tested by any of those commie bastards but I have known a lot of people who have been tested and passed. Our war for freedom is not just against the Police and Prison Guard unions but the pharmaceutical companies who make a killing on the drug war and pay of all of the politicians. If Obama truly wanted affordable health care for all people, he would start by an executive order dismantling the DEA. Remember, that’s how Nixon started the DEA. As a very experienced activist, I urge you to get your ass registered to vote. We can out number the stupid witch hunters.

florida boy

Mar 27 2009, 1:44 pm

Shut the fuck up this is about beating a drug test not your fucking opinions somebody should slap the hell out of you

Mockernutsz

Mar 8 2009, 5:40 pm

Yeah eye hear ya...The govt nothin but puppetmasters pulling there own strings.... GO STEELERS Weooooooooooooooooooo

cordelia

Mar 8 2009, 4:29 pm

who knows the aspirin, vitamin and water routine? I've done it before but it's a while. Joseph was really up on this.

your local stuntman

Mar 8 2009, 3:32 pm

Hate to say it, but the government is not going to give up all that money they generate by all those people on probation by making it legal. Not in our lifetimes.

Mockernutsz

Mar 2 2009, 4:39 pm

DRUG..TEST an invasion of all peoplesz privacy .. so much constitutional rights .. PROBE THIS.. :- )

Mockernutsz

Mar 2 2009, 4:26 pm

Its such a shame the world as we no it has forsaken itself .. What Ever Happened to Love and Peace ...... COME ON PEOPLE WAKE WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mockernutsz

Mar 2 2009, 3:45 pm

With any luck at all .. maybe i can get some Field work in Weoooooooooooooooooooooooo my goodness

Mockernuts

Mar 2 2009, 3:39 pm

GROW MORE AMERICA I would like to write this article 4 HIGHTIMES give me a call..... ?

Mockernutsz

Mar 2 2009, 3:36 pm

Hey! When will the goverment learn they can never put chains and wieght .. on such a Humble Plant ..that is and always was meant to be untamed.. get it through.... Its Time to Legalize .. Weoooooooooooooooooooo

Mockernutsz

Mar 1 2009, 5:58 pm

Hey while where at it why dont? Drug test all the judgesz and lawyers in the whole world ... well imagine that .. My GOOODNESS.......... PEACE...

Duel

Feb 26 2009, 1:25 pm

I used to be able to pass any and all test just by drinking enough water the day of or 1 hr prior to any test. Never failed a one, although the last one I took the tester started using a test on the PH (I assumed) and claimed it was too diluted. I was made to wait around and continue to give samples until the water started to run out. I caused a fuss about being there so long (knowing I was getting "dirty") and they finally took it.

MyTwoCents

Feb 22 2009, 3:50 pm

Pee testing is EASY to beat.

All you gotta do is stop smoking for three or four days, and pop a couple B-100 or B-50 tabs a day (100 0r 50 grams of each B vitamin per pill), readily available at any drug store. My friend's doctor told him to do this, and it's worked countless times for him, many for me and also for whoever I've told. B-2 Riboflavin cleans you out (not Niacin, Niacin can kill you if you take too much). B12 is a cover. This goes way back to like the 1980 High Times, and my other friend that is a competitive bodybuilder said that they all use b-12 to cover up steroid use.

One failure though, the idiot smoked the night before, and the B-2 cleaned all of it right out of her and into the pee cup.

If you do some research on the subject, you'll likely find propaganda that says Riboflavin can cause false positives, but nobody I know ever failed at all, excepting the idiot. All the cleanser pills have B-2 and B-12, and so do the "redi-clean" and other drinks. So why pay 5x as much when you can get a bigger dose for $5-8 from the drug store, and still have a whole bottle left?

ku1ture

Feb 21 2009, 5:29 pm

I would also recommend a nutritional full body cleansing product like Isagenix. (http://ionih.isagenix.com) The 9-day cleanse runs about $150 and completely cleanses all impurities out of the body on a cellular level using nutrition to do it. The product is a high-quality supplement packed with 273 minerals and vitamins specially formulated to rid the body of impurities through hydration and urinary elimination. Cleansing the body at the same time feeding it. There is no other product that performs at the level that this does. Be sure you have plenty of notice to allow the 9 days. Be sure to follow the program to the letter. Side benefit will have you feeling great from all the nutrition. It worked for me.

CMKERT

Feb 21 2009, 12:17 pm

alright everybody check this out, lets say that by some miracle pot gets legalized(decriminalized). Your job is still going to test you for drugs, including marijuana because no matter what job you have you can't be under the influence. it doesn't matter if you smoked last week you are still busted. My advice to you is to always be prepared to throw down some synthetic if you're dirty.

chris

Feb 20 2009, 9:19 pm

i was required to take a drug test every other month for more than 10 years.all i ever did is to completely flush my system with water.starting early in the morning drink a few glasses until you go.the continue to drink water until test time.i was asked why was the sample so clear...i told the tester that i just drank a sprite.don't tell them that you are or have been drinking water or they will think that your hiding something or flushing.

nickie

Feb 20 2009, 3:52 pm

to NewsKit:

I totally agree! I HATED that documentary. absolutely hated it. Reefer Madness 2009 style. I wish everyone who is adamantly against marijuana would stop relying on government sponsored propaganda or even News channels because they clearly have a stake in the outcome and will frame the issue in a way most advantageous to their political aspirations, even if that means stretching the truth to an unbelievable degree. The real sources of information are the scholarly journals and articles, but average Americans aren't subjected to these mediums EVER. They see the news. What a rut we are in.

RCCOLA

Feb 20 2009, 3:51 pm

what the fuck do you mean they cant tax it? one shop in california pays the government over half a million dollars in taxes every year from selling pot, the government could easily tax it by making you acquire a permit for growing and monitering the sales

anonymous

Feb 20 2009, 3:49 pm

god yall are stupid im 15 and know that niacin dont work it causes impurities in the urine and thats like failing a test

stephanie.sativa

Feb 20 2009, 3:46 pm

PS. The MPP and NORML have just as good of information as this site does. I love this site, but don't rely on just one for your facts. Think of it like a cool class where you get to look up everything on pot. It's great! Go help support marijuana law reform. Peace:)

nickie

Feb 20 2009, 3:44 pm

to synonimous: The #1 reason for legalization is because the federal government will regulate and tax marijuana sales. They wouldn't just legalize it and let the industry continue as is. Do they let tobacco farmers control the tobacco industry? No. They regulate it. If Marijuana is legalized, you can bet your sweet ass the government will regulate it as well. In fact, I'm sure the taxes on marijuana would be higher than regular sales tax, as is the case with cigarettes. And like alcohol, age requirements will be established. It's not like Congress is gonna legalize it without making several specifications for the production, distribution, and use of marijuana. Your statement will make every single Legalization activist that reads it smack themselves on their forehand in a Homer Simpson manner, "DOH!"

stephanie.sativa

Feb 20 2009, 3:44 pm

the only thing drinking tons of gallons of water will do to you (when taking any drug) is over hydrate you. that is not good. look for other methods. do drink lots of water, just not gallons. and niacin is a myth and could be harmful as well. if anything, go expand your mind on something else if you enjoy the high. if youre a med patient, use what you can to stay out of trouble. if youre always busy and just want a toke here and there, studystudystudy and test it before you try it for the first time! good luck:)

mcc170

Feb 20 2009, 2:59 pm

Be careful of the info on detection time with saliva tests.
I waited over 3 days and still cannot pass! Good thing I took it at home before I flunked for real. Everyone should always purchase and take a test at home before submitting a sample to the testing nazis.

w87r7w

Feb 20 2009, 12:54 pm

I'M A HARD WORKING MAN MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY THAT ENJOYS GETTING OFF AND SMOKING. WEED DOESN'T CAUSE ME TO FUNCTION AT AN INEFICIENT LEVEL IN FACT, I WAS RANKED NUMBER ONE OF 700 EMPLOYEES AM NOW IN MANAGEMENT. I STOPPED SMOKING 3 DAYS AGO AND TOOK NIACIN PILLS {ABOUT 15-20 PER DAY} AND TODAY I FAILED A PROBATIONT UA. MY PO OFFICER WAS COOL, BUT SHE MADE IT CLEAR THAT I CAN'T FAIL ANY MORE TESTS. FUCK!!! WELL...THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS STOP FOR A LITTLE BIT. ---MAYBE I'LL TRY THE B-12 AND WATER? I DON'T KNOW. :-(

IRATES

Feb 20 2009, 8:11 am

Does gallons of water and B-12's work for a saliva test?

aussie

Feb 20 2009, 4:30 am

best way to pass the test is move to australia heaps of pot and no drug test and only a little smack on the hand if you get busted

GOLDRNNR

Feb 18 2009, 9:21 pm

Being born and raised in the United States of Nevada, we have a law that is a felony if tested positive. In other words, if persay, you get pulled over, and you haven't smoked for a day or two, and your eyes just happen to be red for some other reason or another, the cop can take you down to the jail house, take blood from you body, even if you decline, and if you test positive, you stay there with the charge of "internal possession" now where has our constitution gone to now.

Chronic Jedi

Feb 18 2009, 8:48 pm

Alright I got a question if I'm getting piss tested and blood tested can I get caught from
The blood test?

synonimous

Feb 18 2009, 2:34 pm

the government doesn't want to legalize it because there's no way for them to make tax money off of it. think about it

anonymous

Feb 18 2009, 5:16 am

You do have to take care of business no matter how bad the work sucks

To below

Feb 17 2009, 6:15 pm

You give stoners a bad name. Get an education before you speak.

hesitate

Feb 16 2009, 4:09 pm

been hesitant to reveal tjis ,but all those glowing orbs and discs are real aliens.you tube phoenix new jersey thoe are aliens.now when you light up ,trip on that shine lights in the sky all over the world they will respond.blackhawk hel;icopters are appearing after sigghtings.too tired of fascism,ufo are real.cannabis can raise your awareness of fo.dont let your imagination be limited.the air force knows they real the good peoples of earth should know too this is truth

420budking

Feb 16 2009, 12:52 pm

ok i smoked everyday other day for like 6months and i stopped for 3 weeks. then i smoked 2 times in two days and i had to take a random test that i didnt know about and i passed i dont know how but i drin alot of water and exersize and that does the trick. keep on smokin

c wall

Feb 13 2009, 12:58 pm

i have to test today and smoked 2 days ago but they want me to work to day also anybody got tips on how to pass and what kinda test they might use.

40sac

Feb 13 2009, 2:08 am

hah a ha hah . and sumtimes shit happens, and you gotta take care of business. haahah.

Nug

Feb 12 2009, 10:20 pm

What I did was drink lots of water, Monster(I know your wondering why but it has lots of B vitamins and niacin) and dark sodas, because the water dilutes the urine then the soda and monstern keep it yellow the day of the test(and I didn't smoke 3-4days upto it either). All of these things dont really add skepticism either. And I passed, and it has worked several times, hope it helps.

Benway

Feb 10 2009, 1:51 pm

The video states to drink LOTS of water before a drug test. Don't overdo it though, because too much water in a short time can be very dangerous.

Oh the irony.... Become sick or dying because of water for a drug test...

missjill65

Feb 9 2009, 1:44 pm

I am very interested in this pass the test thing. Are you gyuys really passing these tests. I do not wanna give up the bud. I been smolkin for over 30 years and I don't wanna quit now. It is really good for what ails ya!

Smoke'nPoke

Feb 9 2009, 1:59 am

It's really not that hard to pass a drug test, like not that hard at all. Just like said in the video, Dilute your urine by drinking a lot of water before you have to go test. Basically what this is doing is making it so you're peeing out straight water, not drug metabolites (or so very very little that it's not enough to make you fail anyway). Drink water and urinate as many times as you can before u go test as to make sure you're just peeing out water and make sure to take some b-complex vitamins to keep your pee yellow or they probably will reject your sample because its too clear. you don't have to waterlog yourself several days in advance either, it really only matters if u do it the day of the test. I have used this method and no other everytime i've ever had to take a drug test. When i was under 18 and i was on juvenile probation i had random drug tests all the time and they would watch me pee, i was usually notified by my PO when i had to test so i made sure whenever the day would come i would always start real early drinking water throghout the day and peeing a lot until i had to test, I never failed one test. If u want to try this method out for yourself cuz you're a little skeptical just head to a wal mart and pick yourself up a home drug test and try this method out for yourself. All this being said there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON that you should be spending a big pile of cash on detox products when the only thing u need to pass a test is free.... WATER (the only thing u will have to purchase is b-complex vitamins but they shouldnt be too much and should last u a long time) sorry for the long post :)

paid4

Feb 8 2009, 4:43 pm

um vol, how do you like the lovely flashing ad right above the clip? looks nice and cheap, huh?

i guess you stand for money and business and high times too. that's nice. i stand for people pot and peace. learn about the world before you shoot your mouth off.

this is just another p.o.s. video from magazine people who think they have to make crappy video ads to survive. sad. too bad they can't just make the mag better and sell more copies.

myusername117

Feb 8 2009, 2:40 am

the way i look at it i shouldnt have to hide the fact that i smoke if my employer asks me to take a drug test i tell him i smoke and quit the job on the spot i didnt listen to my po when he told me not to smoke i personally do not support any of these methods every drug test ive ever taken ive failed because i refuse to betray mary jane, its kind of like when peter denies jesus, i believe marijuana is one of the greatest gifts god gave to this planet and i refuse to not smoke so i also refuse to hide the fact that i smoke if im working a job and and my employer decides to drug test me there is something wrong already it means that the business you are working for are nothing more than the opressive people you
should be fighting the truth is i smoke, and i support marijuana, and i dont need to take a test because ill tell you i smoke.Dont criminalize legalize- cannabis should not have to be a revolution-smoke and be proud

SmokinKushia

Feb 8 2009, 2:01 am

This didn't really help... fuck it spark another blunt..lol

Wicked Clown Pothead

Feb 8 2009, 1:33 am

Ok so the way I cheated about 40 straight u.a.'s ....

I would smoke on a friday or saturday just 3 or 4 bowls... then on sunday i would drink a shit ton of water...about 15-20 2 liters filled with water.. I'd get my drug test on monday or wednsday usually....it takes alot of time and dedication to get this down but if done right it'll work every time.... The effexctivenesss of the method also has alot to do with body fat, the more fat you have the harder it is to detox, I weigh about 165 and have less than 15% body fat... I would also drink about a gallon of water 5-6 hours before my drug test..this made sure that my u.a. sample was diluted with tons of water....also you only want to get the middle parts of piss in the cup not the starting stream or at the end...

Good luck anyone who decides to try this and remember...this is one opf the hardest ways for a fast detox but i did it countless times without getting caught

BLAZE THOSE NUGGETS

vol

Feb 8 2009, 12:10 am

um paid4 you are an idiot high times is tha fuckin shit they stand for alot more than you ever will.

lol

Feb 7 2009, 8:57 pm

the public school system has obviously failed you ^^

lol

Feb 7 2009, 8:56 pm

the public school ystem has oviously failed you ^^

Blazin Buddha

Feb 6 2009, 10:38 am

Fuck probation! I'll be done by March. Just enough time to get my smoker lungs back for 420

CHONG541

Feb 6 2009, 4:17 am

SHIT MAN I JUST GET CLEAN PEE FROM A FRIEND THAT DON'T BAKE!!! ITS THE SHIT!

BDG@F420

Feb 5 2009, 4:28 pm

before i gotta go to a drug test.i know it sounds gross and trust me its disgusting but the shit really works.ill drink 1/4 to 1/2 cup of vinegar and a gallon of water 24 hours before i gotta go and i have pissed clean everytime.even for probation not just for jobs.which pissin for jobs makes no fuckin sense to me.what i do on my own time should have nothin to do with my work performance...ABOLISH THE PISS TEST.PISS FOR ENJOYMENT NOT FOR EMPLOYMENT

Re.

Feb 5 2009, 3:01 pm

Cheafinsince1994
lol if thats what you did i'll be sure not to try it

Q-T!P420

Feb 5 2009, 2:20 pm

I ate/drink some of that 'certo' shit the night before I had a piss test, (mind you, I was smoking some kush AND hash the whole night too!) and I passed! I was shocked too, cause I thought it would never worked, but it did.

shortys

Feb 5 2009, 2:00 pm

I sure do sell alot of Herbal Clean Products, so many I am at the distributor level now! Only a handful of people say it doesn't work and they probably didn't follow the instructions. check me out on www.myspace.com/shortys_on_the_square
melissa@shortys.biz

captain slacks

Feb 5 2009, 1:42 pm

niacin helped me pass my weekly drug test... it's what i'd suggest

Dboy_88

Feb 5 2009, 1:00 pm

I'v past alot of drug tests and i smoke alot The easyest for me was to quit for two weeks not 30 days everyone is differnt tho im a scrony 160 pound man. I quit smoking and started taking B-12 vitamines 500mm tablets they sell them in any grocrey store they speed up your bodys system and help you burn it out of your body faster i passed a drug test in after quiting for 6 days. I smoke High grade and qunaity dayley. B-12 is the main ingredent in most detoxes out there I was taking maybe ten a day threw out the day it dident make me feel sick or anything i felt fine and 6 days later pissing clean. I have also tryd the 30$ detox its worked for me on 3 differnt times but like i said B-12 was adleast 90% of what i was drinking its cheaper to just buy the vitamen maybe 5$ FOR 60. Everyones differnt tho but these two methods have worked for me you just need a little clean time and the right stuff and you can pass any test they throw your way.

esa dreamer

Feb 5 2009, 12:53 pm

haha damm

dannydarkslide

Feb 5 2009, 12:52 pm

Fuck Probation! Smokin All Day All Night 4Ever. 23 Days Left! Woot!

Cheafinsince1994

Feb 5 2009, 12:38 am

I just got fucking caught.
Best way is to workout and sweat a ton
Then drink a ton of water

Ghost

Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm

Any good ways to trick a piss test, got one coming so any ideas

Paid4

Feb 4 2009, 10:41 pm

These are all just paid-for ads people! Best way to not get caught smoking is to detox for one month. That's it people, 30 days, lots of water, no pot. Done.

Don't waste your money on High Times crappy products! They don't work anyway and you'll get caught!

NewsKit

Feb 4 2009, 10:32 pm

www.CNBC.com linked me to this site, which is great. but my questions is - why would high times magazine, the biggest supporter of marijuana in the world, then go and support NBC's Marijuana Inc. show??

that show is so biased and just pure government propoganda, i can't believe high times would have anything to do with that.

i guess it got me here though, right? SHAME ON YOU!!

jerze

Feb 4 2009, 9:14 pm

probation got me by the balls

buddah lova

Feb 4 2009, 6:04 pm

probation really sucks....

Somniac

Feb 4 2009, 5:56 pm

Truely Awesome.
always helped me pass the piss test, water or pickle juice always seem to get the job done.

Wow

Feb 4 2009, 5:20 pm

This is funny and educational. How awesome!

Zach

Feb 4 2009, 5:17 pm

The Supreme Court already ruled in favor of the Government on that issue.

jojo

Feb 4 2009, 4:13 pm

i hate probation.....:(

gstlab3

Feb 4 2009, 2:26 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!fuck those tests! and what the hell is this law about that made the wizinator illeagal and why not make your own out of a girls best friend? ANY BODY OUT THERE EVER JUST SAY no TO THE TESTS AND FIGHT THEM IN COURT? IT IS AN UNREASONABLE SEARCH AND SEIZURE OF EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL ACTS AND THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE LEAGAL AUTHORITY TO GRANT A SEARCH OF PERSON OR PROPERTY IS A JUDGE WHO ISSUES A WARRANT AT THE BEQUEST OF AN OFFICER OF THE LAW OR THE COURT ITSELF MUST HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE TO BREACH THIS PROTECTION OF THE CITEZENRY RIGH TO BE FREE FROM UNREASONABLE SEARCH AND SEIZURES!!!!!!!! FIGHT THE LAW WITH THE LAW!!!!!!!!

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