10 Stony Super Bowl Recipes

While cannabis isn’t considered a performance enhancing drug, it certainly can help NFL athletes recover from concussions, as well as pain from sprained ankles and sore muscles.

Many football fans also celebrate this holiday by incurring brain damage—not from taking hard hits on the field, but from drinking alcohol to excess. Widespread and socially acceptable, drinking binges on Super Bowl Sunday are potentially responsible for the death of billions of brain cells, accidental alcohol poisonings and hundreds of thousands of hungover party-goers commuting to work on Monday.

Let’s start a new, healthier trend. Instead of chugging the Budweiser, substitute bud-infused food for a fun evening that will leave you feeling fine the next morning!