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Who Would Grow Better Weed?

Thu, Mar 27, 2008 1:58 pm

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Data -or- Swamp Thing ??

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POT

Aug 12 2008, 12:58 am

I THINK SWAMP THING CUZ U CAN GROW SOME MAD WEED IN A SWAMP

africanherbman420

Mar 30 2008, 2:44 am

data because he has all that programmed knowledge and future tech to grow the best bud

Whitney

Mar 29 2008, 12:45 am

Swamp thing hands down.

TYE970

Mar 28 2008, 6:44 pm

Of course i do!

Micah T from that West V

Mar 28 2008, 2:51 pm

well id say swamp thing , hes a living breathing walking bud , we'll jus roll his ass up in huge L and smoke him !! haha

somethingstinks

Mar 28 2008, 12:31 pm

Data because he would use some 25th century space age alien super duper aeroponics

Howze

Mar 28 2008, 6:37 am

Data cos its all about the genetics. Swampthing's would be nice to smell though.

bobwire78

Mar 28 2008, 3:03 am

swamp thing man he knows what the plant needs and he can smoke it withya, data cant get high poor bastard

toidi

Mar 28 2008, 1:42 am

Data no question he has the intelligence to do that swamp thing might be able to grow some good stuff but datas would be amazing he would break it down to a pure science

Erin AKA Lady loki

Mar 27 2008, 11:37 pm

Data all the way baby hes got the smarts!!!

TwistedWood

Mar 27 2008, 7:51 pm

Data for sure

Llama Dood

Mar 27 2008, 5:42 pm

Data would... swampy grass tastes nasty... like anything else from the bayou...

Striker420

Mar 27 2008, 4:39 pm

Swamp thing would probably grow the better green, but Data could probably just synthesize pure THC crystals and cut the plant out all together!

WetLunGz

Mar 27 2008, 4:07 pm

Data would grown the indoor swamp thing would grow the outdoor and goodies would be around year long

Dragonfly Fairrie

Mar 27 2008, 3:30 pm

Well it would be really close. SwampThing could do it all organic because he is one with all vegetation. But Data could do all the DNA manipulation and would probably be an ace with hydroponics. But the BEST weed would be a collaboration between the two.

Stoned Sean

Mar 27 2008, 3:03 pm

Data of course.
With his ability to access and regurgitate information.... He would have no need for a grow library.... Nor would he have those forgetful stoner moments.... I.E. "Oh shit, did I water today?".... And last but not least he would never have to worry about the DEA because they are all a bunch of fucking idiots.

chukthunder

Mar 27 2008, 2:59 pm

Data would handle the cloning, Swampy would handle the earth. They would swap out clippings to see who can finish the buds better, soil or soil-less.

midknight_toker

Mar 27 2008, 2:53 pm

Data would grow the best budz because he gots the technology

Sensi Toker

Mar 27 2008, 2:40 pm

Swamp thing wud own the outdoor bud world no doubt about it, hes fn swamp thing.....never watched star trek(i dont even know if i spelled it right)

Ol' White Bastard

Mar 27 2008, 2:39 pm

Swamp Thing grew the best weed in Hellblazer No 40 when John Constantine celebrated his 40th birthday. If DC Comics says Swamp Thing can grow weed, I'm cool with that. So Swamp Thing gets my vote for outdoors but Data probably rocks the hydro.

Rob

Mar 27 2008, 2:38 pm

I think Swamp Thing would grow the better strain! Only because Data is an android and devoid of certain sensory receptors, therefore he could not determine whether or not he had a good strain.

420dude

Mar 27 2008, 2:33 pm

If they got together they would be dangerous! Data could do all the breeding & crossing. Swampthing would have more of a feel for what the plants needed.
Hydroponic(or aeroponic) Data would win.
Organic Swampthing would win.

natalie

Mar 27 2008, 2:24 pm

I think it would depend on the type of bud.
swamp thing would grow the best outdoor, and data would make the best indoor.

wedadopest

Mar 27 2008, 2:23 pm

I'd have to agree that Data could come up with a unique strain (perhaps too powerful for human intake) but Swamp Thing lords over plants as a master.

He would probly be like, "Bitches, you better be some bomb chronic!" and the plants would respond in plant ease, "Yes sir, lord Swamp Thing."

Or he'd say, "Jump Chronic!" and the weed would say, "How High????"

Yeah, dat's da ticket...

THREEX7SIXTY9

Mar 27 2008, 2:19 pm

SWAMP THING handz down, a lil plastic man from space cant compete with a dude that looks like hes made partly of the best swamp budd ever grown...

Dankdevil

Mar 27 2008, 2:18 pm

Swamp thing would grow some good budz im sure. But Data would breed some super strain. Too powerful for the "normal" smoker. ;) Something that would put you in a coma.

Jewlez

Mar 27 2008, 2:17 pm

I think both! they both would have some bomb diggty but it would be too ddifferent kinds like hairy and crystaly!

janediggity420

Mar 27 2008, 2:14 pm

Swamp thing for sure. He could probably grow it on himself some where.

Lee Galizeit

Mar 27 2008, 2:12 pm

I think they both would grow some good shit.

someone

Mar 27 2008, 2:10 pm

Data

Courtneyyy

Mar 27 2008, 2:09 pm

Swamp thing for sure. Who cares if Data is smarter. Swamp thing could prolly tear that shit up. Data would hit it once and probably die haha.

JPZ

Mar 27 2008, 2:08 pm

SwampThing would grow some skunky buds, but Data would grow the super Bud....

beckholiday

Mar 27 2008, 2:08 pm

I AM GONNA GO WITH SWAMP THING....THAT HERBAL KNOWLEDGE IS IN HIS BLOOD!!!

Michael P

Mar 27 2008, 2:07 pm

data would win for sure.

mikeyd

Mar 27 2008, 2:06 pm

i think that data dude would, hes a smart ass creature from space. all he has to do is look at the modern internet and he should know more then swamp thing on how to grow chronic buds..

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