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Busted Letter #90 – Grow Smart

Mon, May 15, 2006 12:57 pm

Dear HIGH TIMES,

I am writing this on behalf of a close friend of mine who is currently serving a three to five year felony sentence for growing a plant put here by GOD himself.

His story is as follows:

My friend was the proud papa of three beautiful female plants all about a week or so from harvest. The plants were outdoors in a secluded area. Well, one day when he went to go check on them, he was greeted by some local law enforcement agents that had been tipped off by a hunter who happened to wander across the garden.

After my friend was questioned (i.e. if he knew about the plants? what he was doing in the area? - he hadn't actually been tending to the plants when he ran into the police so he told them he was hiking) the police told him they would let him on his way if he allowed them to search his person. He agreed to the search without thinking.

When they searched him they found a pipe with resin in it and Miracle Grow in his bag. He was charged with possession with intent to distribute, conspiracy, and cultivation of a controlled substance - all felony charges in our great state.

He was also charged with possession for the pipe. He wanted me to write this as a word of advice from a fellow grower; never bring any paraphernalia or weed with you to your grow spot. If you have to bring nutrients or any grow gear just use your head and be cautious because you never know when you might run into the police.

+NYPG+

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stonurse

Apr 10 2008, 10:03 am

Why are you people so mean? Here's a fellow man asking a simple question. Be kind to one another. Never consent. Act deaf. Never carry a felony's worth. Never say anything without a lawyer present. Too much hate in this world. Too much noseyness into other people's business. Can't we live without butting into someone else's life? If what you do has no harm to others or risk then there shouldn't be a law against it. Next thing I won't be able to have is oral sex.

onehitter

Aug 27 2007, 2:00 am

Once again a completely ridiculs example of tax dollars at work. thanks asshole bush.

Yankee "D"

mirical gro is fine

Nov 8 2006, 1:53 pm

mirical gro is fine to use dont let a comirshal name scare ya its them three numbers on the side your looking for, thats why it works so well the formula is right.

purple haze

Aug 24 2006, 5:04 pm

This is why I hate to grow outdoors. Not to metion the snakes,ticks and possiable rabid animals. also losing plants to deer and elemants. Keep your mouth shut and grow indoors. It is alot safer.

bob x

Aug 10 2006, 9:23 pm

neveer consent to a search! and never use Miracle grow on weed! He deserves prison to teach him a valuable lesson.

Eh Search Me...

Jun 27 2006, 10:21 pm

Maybe the fuzz'll give me a lighter sentence for being polite(drool).

Vash The Stampede

Jun 21 2006, 7:10 pm

dude you dont know me you sound like a lil wanabe thug bitch or something

chronic420

Jun 21 2006, 5:12 pm

vash is still a homo

chronic420

Jun 20 2006, 10:10 am

everyone who reads ur fuckin comment doesnt know wut the fuck your saying because its 2 confusing, learn how to write dick sucker

Vash T Stampede

Jun 18 2006, 6:18 pm

your just as stupid as the others asult a cop your life is over

chronic420

Jun 17 2006, 9:49 am

yoyoyoy

Vash T Stampede

Jun 14 2006, 12:58 am

GOD ALMIGHTY WTF YOU SMOKED YOUR SELF RETARTED dude the dude below me your going to attack a fucking cop how fucking stupid are you if i was going to be one of those cops id put a fucking bullit in your ass if you even moved man your dumb as hell your going to attack an officer wtf thats alot worse than pot thats a fucking fedaral offince god damn you fucking igget and i guarntie you would fucking hit the ground and start crying saying omg i didnt know some stupid shit like that dam dude just shut the fuck up

Da infamous thug

Jun 8 2006, 2:14 pm

Those cops fucked his life up. If I were your friend I would have found the biggest tree branch or blunt object and knocked them the fuck out. I would get the fuck out of town for a while. Hopefully if you hit them hard enough they won't even remember your face or live to tell.

bustedmyself

Jun 7 2006, 1:34 pm

ya know for someone who has gone through this most peeps comments about Miracle Gro and all that its not helpful.
We are all on the same side so why try and kick each other's ass?

Vash T Stampede

Jun 6 2006, 1:08 pm

well fighting a cop in eney way realy is just stupid hes a cop hes atority and above you so you know you got to have some hard core evednce to fight agenst him cuse if you have it in the car wtf you going to say to him its oreganal

smugla

Jun 5 2006, 11:14 pm

He deserves it for fertilizing, with MiracleGro, no less, one week before harvest.

cumpleanos

Jun 1 2006, 5:40 pm

b smart dont b a retard

anon

May 29 2006, 11:07 pm

I think he meant he'd fight it in court moron, not fist fight. jeez...

lol dumb shit

May 29 2006, 7:39 pm

2 the guy below me said he would put up a fight man the cops wont care thell ither shock you or shoot you or beat your ass thrugh the concret dont act bad and say "Ill put up one hell of a fight"thell ither stun you or kill you as i said and say he was hostel i would love to see you do something like that

Kali Grand Daddi Purp

May 29 2006, 4:04 am

"what a dumb ass u are for letting the pigs search your stash....without thinking..note 2 u dont get stoned
...

soberkmk

May 24 2006, 12:41 pm

that is a bunch of bullshit i would have fought that to the bitter end if the person who wrote this is watching this comment list did he take the plea bargain or fight it to the end just wanna know peace out

weed hero

May 24 2006, 2:41 am

behold:get stoned,really baked,go to an eye docter and say you are not baked and he will write you a card that says you have conjunctavitis.,and you give that to the gestapo.hi 55

yes I made this page bigg

May 24 2006, 1:29 am

er now,weed hero

weed hero

May 24 2006, 1:27 am

RIGHT ON DUDE,this is a scam this war,its all bullshit, you just givem what they want,clean pee,thats all!!!yes then you must convert thier eletricity into gasolene to go to your working, or excusr me sir.oh im pissed now your a scum bag?OK I had a toke just now,,yes they have the money to buy all those poor mountan folks that are so coked up all the time,yes buy all there coke except what they need,. Its all so twisted I cant think(55s right about one thing I am on drugs.legal or not .Depends on where you live,Im thinkin he lives in the bottom and I swear I can smell an odor over the web,any way if you are being pulled over or worried about it try putting a tape recorder next to you on the seat,turn it on when the offending party confronts you,this freaks them out and they "wont pull no shit"Say no to search and dont have any tools for gardening in plain sight or contraband,ok?unless you can fit them tightly on a part of your body or?but if you no any good tricks let me know?dont be afraid because I got this feeling all hell is about to bust loose LEGALIZE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its me

May 24 2006, 12:41 am

well well well..... Charlie 55's HUH, well this guy has to be a fan of george W bush, FUCK the feds and FUCK u Charlie, herb is not legal because of people like this guy, Boo Fucking who its against the law, well speeding is to and i guess you would never break the law would you Charlie, The U.S. Spends more $$$$$$$$$$ fighting the so called drug war than the drugs are worth, whats up with that. the U.S.has a 6 Billion $$$$ coke war buget dont ya think they could just buy it all for for less whole sale, and the U.S. spends over 4 Billion a year on pot.( Bust, Court, D.E.A.jobs, housing each inmate, SNITCHES, the list goes on and on) if they wont make it legal then FUCK'EM you cant bust everyone and we all know you'll try, anyways i am just trying to say FUCK YOU charlie 55 and Your Law!!!!

weed hero

May 23 2006, 10:54 pm

dont leave perolite laying around,clean it up.

shroom cookie

May 23 2006, 10:45 pm

You know, i kinda do wish farming cannabis would be a good living, something i could retire on later. I'd be one happy girl. But, without doing the political thing first, we'll never have that right; and until the politicians see how harmless the plant is, it'll never happen within our lifetime. Someone's gotta be out there complaining; it's america, charlie 55's got the right (just "bitching" about people doesn't do as much good, though, just pisses people off who might otherwise help you).

First of all i say we educate the cops. From experience, most of em aren't the brightest crayon in the box, and need a little reiteration. The politicians aren't much better off, but understand that their power is at stake if too many people don't like them. Then, you've got the general citizens, who have been brainwashed by decades of dare and "just say no" campaigns, and slander about the herb. It's a case of prejudice, and we've gotta break through that, and show people what the plant really is.

As for how, hopefully someone's more creative than me. But once you do, i'll help out, that's for sure.

to old man

May 23 2006, 10:08 pm

dood you are not convicted yet ,dont cop a plee,get a lawyer,one should take it for free, your 5th ammendment rights are being trampled on.

weed hero

May 23 2006, 8:45 pm

thank you charlie 55, this is what makes this country free, your opinion is valued and you are welcome to give it.to old man yes the cops can do anything and in our local they have shot and killed two 16 yo kids this year alone already because they thought they had a gun,go figure... thanks weed hero.

old man busted

May 23 2006, 6:44 pm

hi want people to know that the feds can bust you without any evidence at all am facing a conspiracy case because i know people who love to be free and yes when the cops taped their phone they heard me say come over our i will be over and thats it they busted in and including me in a con. case be careful on phones i am been around for a long time and had no idea that con. is worse than the real deal

moke da moke

May 23 2006, 4:11 pm

Just because you say no dont mean they cant search your ass

moke

May 23 2006, 4:07 pm

Well i got caught with weed one time and i yold them they couldnt search me and they damn sure did anyways.now aint that some fucked up chit

moke

May 23 2006, 4:02 pm

well you know there not morons.Thre Potheads and pot heads talk about kool shit

its me

May 23 2006, 3:52 pm

If you need to be clean for a test this is what you do, First you need some vitamin B and 1 gal of water take 6 vitamin-B pills 3 hours before your test then 1 1/2 hours before the test start drinking the water you only have 1 hour to drink the whole gal ( Make it warm water, warm water goes through you much faster), You will start having to pee about 1/2 hours into the drinking go ahead and pee, finish the water and after you have pee'd 4-5 times your next 3-4 pee's will be ALL CLEAN, the vitamin B is to turn your pee yellow no matter how much water you drink since some places will check your PH balance or look for CLEAR pee, I passed over 130 test while on FEDERAL PAROLE and i smoked tuff everyday even when i was doing my time, This Is NOT BULLSHIT, it is totaly impossible to get pot out of your body fast but you can hide it with the right method GOOD LUCK 2 all u growers & Remember it does not matter how good the seed is plant it ANYWAYS>>>>>AND NO 2 ALL SEARCHES

sexygirl420

May 23 2006, 3:03 pm

Smoke happy feel fresh and if ya have to pee in a cup. Try this site called drugtestfriend.com it saved my big time.

Loca

May 23 2006, 2:15 pm

What da fuck. dude if yur not a fucking stoner then stay da fuck out of her'

MADTOWN THUG

May 23 2006, 3:04 am

FUCK YOU CHARLIE 55!!!
WISE ASS REMARKS LIKE THAT
JUST SHOWS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE.WHAT SIDE OF THE LINE ARE YOU ON ANYWAY.IF YOU NOT A POT HEAD(AND I DON'T THINK YOU ARE)JUST STAY THE HELL OUT OF STONER WEB SITES!!!!!

Charlie 55

May 23 2006, 2:28 am

Wow tell the cops you out their looking for bats they will believe that (dumb shit) pot is making you stupid . you grow pot you go to jail yea its the chance you take. you can bitch about it all day it still agaist the law. POT is so cool I wish my whole life was about getting high and bitching about the law.

green tornado

May 23 2006, 12:16 am

Re: Busted letter#90... Be cool in highbridge park, 9?11 05, I was rolling drum cigarettes and someone else was smoking a fatty when officer Arrozo (shield # concealed) pulled up and hassled me. He did everything to provoke a fight to get myself into more trouble. I wasn't breaking the law but I still had to produce ID. #90, you are not alone!

2 the guy below me...

May 23 2006, 12:02 am

i get so pissed off everytime i hear about john doe gettin arrested bcause of weed...fuck the police...u dirty scumbags...those fuckin cops will put up a hell of a fight if they ever try 2 arrest me over a fuckin bag of pot.....o yea...bush is a dumb shit

to that one bitch

May 22 2006, 10:45 pm

that dude that said get a diconary i get perpared for the worse your probley the dumb mutha fucka to smoke with weed in your car going down the road you dumb mutha fucka

monica

May 22 2006, 7:58 pm

america is fucked up.

bimbo uk

May 22 2006, 6:59 pm

fuck the law keep growing the more people get caught.more chance the law will get fed up of the paper work, not to mention the hassle!!!

Overgrown

May 22 2006, 5:38 am

3~5 for just 3 pot plants!...it's insane!

800,000 Americans got handcuffed for cannabis last year.

a drunk driver who ploughs through a shop window would get off with a lic suspension, a fine and maybe community service, while some kid with a few plants in the bush gets 3~5 years inside with scum bags, hard nutters, gang bangers, murderers and rapists....most mongrels in jail for manslaughter would do less time than that poor kid with 3 plants = insanity

in the decades from now they will look back and say to us what the fuck were you doing while this injustice and stupidity was taking place!

when the subject of cannabis is raised please let it be known that in many places in the US you will get less time in jail for driving drunk and killing someone than selling a bag of grass to a friend!

Overgrow!

permastone

May 22 2006, 12:42 am

fuck the police never let the police stupid rat ass snitch

permastone

May 22 2006, 12:42 am

fuck the police never let the police stupid rat ass snitch

love

May 21 2006, 10:47 pm

support your local headshop and buy the mag from them, also, pick up some incense and they won't have a reason to think you were smoking pot, well, not one that would stand up in court

weed hero

May 21 2006, 1:06 pm

Im going down to borders and buying my copy of ht thanks binky Im not worthy.

its me

May 21 2006, 1:00 pm

GOD DAMB IT----Why cant you people understand, SAY NO!!! 2 Searches U Have That Right,DUH Thats Why They Ask, If They did not have to ask they would just tell you to get the FUCK out of the car and to shut the FUCK up while they do what they want, but they have to ask. DONT BE A FOOL----SAY NO TO ALL SEARCHES ALWAYS---Never EVER say Okay, Because its NOT ok---Why Cant you people understand this!!!!Use Your Rights Or Lose Them 4ever.

Binky

May 21 2006, 12:59 pm

Weed Hero, good to see someone who knows his shit contributing, keep it up.

cannabian

May 21 2006, 12:20 pm

the fucking pigs can fuck off and stop smoking r dope i had to ditch 6 g's last night cause the cops came then wen i went looking for it i found 5 but not the other one it pissed me off its the cannadian way drink beer and smoke pot.

ColombianPothead

May 21 2006, 10:11 am

well, the no agreeing to a search isn't always true...I live in the state of Minnesota, and have been pulled over 3 times with possesion of at least 2 grams and always one pipe, when I get asked for the search I have been always inform of the heavy pot smell (what am I suppouse to do at that moment)...I have always agreed, and after a slap in the wrist they would let me go. Only once I was given a ticket but was never charged, neither had to pay it. Now, the times I was pulled over in texas...NEVER AGREE, and if you're in NY and know the kind of ass holes cops are, you are pretty dumb just for accepting, they didn't had any cause to search you.

norton420

May 21 2006, 6:49 am

yanks are crazy!!

mr moho

May 21 2006, 5:11 am

ah shit man thats fucked up...i was cought yesterday and it wasent so fucking funny but i live in sweden so i only got a ticket for it...keep on groving my friends

hey b

May 20 2006, 1:19 pm

your cuz was black too. that was why he got pulled over!!

mr b

May 20 2006, 12:46 pm

hey its cool my cuz is in prison for nine months for smuggling 34lbs of high grade dro from cali to the STL. the cops pulled him over because his car was to big. aint that some shit

hey lawyer

May 19 2006, 10:52 pm

you are a good speller and I like you,weed hero

ouch

May 19 2006, 10:23 pm

and that's why you never slack off and let your guard down, it's a free country, so long as you stay within the prison walls and don't piss off the guards

guerilla

May 19 2006, 6:43 pm

ahah i read this the other day and then went out in the woods toking with some friends and had to run from a gamewarden like 4 miles him chasing us on his 4x4

Lawyer

May 19 2006, 6:07 pm

I don't know what you're asking me. Sign what? I don't give free legal advice and nothing I've said should be construed as advice. I was merely commenting on the circumstances surrounding the search, if it happened that way. If we're talking about your friend then yes, he's screwed, but there are still appeals possible related to ineffective assistance of counsel. But again, that's not my advice to you, or your friend. That's just what I would do. Of course I would have won the motion to supress the evidence, and my client would have waltzed out of court a free man....After he paid me!

weed hero

May 19 2006, 4:03 pm

lawyer should I sign.. what?

lawyer

May 19 2006, 3:35 pm

Weed Hero,

Yup!

and finally

May 19 2006, 2:28 pm

If any law enforcment ask what you are doing in middle of the night out there say you are trying to follow some bats back to there cave to mine the bat shit, you can sell it for a lot of money or Im an american and did not know it was illeagal to walk in the forest at nite for no particullar reason but this may not work so say what the hell are you doing out here? and then play dumb shit oh theres some nasty pot grower? thats too bad oficer and dont say somthing that gets you busted dont acept plee bargain get lawyer for free contact norml unless your in the can and stay away from public defenders they are sleeping with the da dont you watch tv?

stoned angel

May 19 2006, 2:20 pm

thats bull shit

weed hero

May 19 2006, 2:02 pm

make the soil loose and well drained ,dig holes as deep as 18", put some fert in bottom,test ph of soil first and adjust if ness. 7 is ok find instructions on grow data base this web site is under federal screwtinny but worry they cant get a warrant but they can follow you around and get one watch for this they do it with 2 mabey 3 vehicles but you can still spot them and you can certainly feel it paraniod is good,lead them on a wild goose chase and keep nothing where you live after that and if they do get a warrent and dont find anything a local police dept is worth 250000 or so now and this is a tidy sum of cash to split with your lawyer and then you can purchase crack or junk and sell it to school children if you want(please dont do this) good growing.

weed hero

May 19 2006, 1:22 pm

will I sign the agreement for my company? say that I will pee on the spot.How will they stay in buissness without the stoners fixing all those fuckups the alcys and tweekers do.I realy dont know.this is a great article.plant good size clones with established roots on property other than your own,plant them where it is fairly wet this time of year and will SLOWLY through the course of the growing season,3,4 months.Scout and find these places the year before,use gps.Look for similar vegitation,now,dig a big hole or holes and work soil,ad perolite and time released fert,organic if you can get it or chemicals for tomatoes or vegies is fine,also deer counter measures such as bear scent chicken wire , places where there is some cover are desirable because weed stands out ,you can spot it easy and grow good weed with half indirect and full sun and probally not have to water after they get there tap root going well and finally when your in the mood to harvest them take nite vision monoloculars are cheap now and glass the area before entering on all sides .carry no incrimining aticles with you.they dont want to bust you any way until your almost done so they have lots of material to keep you locked up and get kudos from there big bosses.I will not pee,I will not accept any treatment and I will not quit smoking pot,tweekers suck amen.

marijuana smoker

May 19 2006, 12:06 pm

that guy in the story is a fucken stupid ass.i wouldn't let no pig search me. if i was him i would have ran from the cop....think before you speak...then run.

bowmanvile hero

May 19 2006, 3:12 am

p.p.p

Wasted420

May 19 2006, 1:48 am

You, what's up.

weed hero

May 18 2006, 10:34 pm

I will smoke some herb and chill out but someone should answer soon I hope.

why is there always no

May 18 2006, 9:14 pm

one here?

weed hero

May 18 2006, 8:22 pm

Lawyer am I totaly screwed?

weed hero

May 18 2006, 8:19 pm

Hey Roachman what do I do with all this extra weed?its piling up.

weed hero I will not quit

May 18 2006, 8:17 pm

smoking pot I will not pee I will not accept treatment ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

weed hero

May 18 2006, 8:14 pm

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

weed hero

May 18 2006, 8:12 pm

our rights are slowly being taken,we were born in the us and were aready suffering the results of thought crimes in a way because if your self becomes common knowlege(try any small town every knows whats up)you are then just a scum bag.eventualy they will catch me on the random but defiantly I will not fucking pee for them I SWEAR,BUT ALREADY i have a prepared resignation saying that it has been my pleasure to work on there shit and that I am going to take a couple years fishing,Ive saved up my money if and when its my lucky time to pee,they said it is random and totally anonamos,yeah right,and treatment will be offered to those who fail but there real worry is making every one sign this new drug policy and we all got a week till we must sign it or be caned on the spot which might be agood way to go now,then in 30 days they will start testing ,nice people but face it, they are being stolen blind by the off shift TWEEKERS and 3 days to get meth out of your bod. up to 60 days for pot for heavy users like me IM MAD AS HELL AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO MORE weed hero

oops

May 18 2006, 7:10 pm

poor kid, just trying to grow a plant... when your caught your caught, some people can't tell a lie... maybe this makes the felon admirable, or plain stupid, it's a moral question to which I have no justifiable answer. It takes a ninja now a days to grow outdoors, wish we could all grow in our suburban backyards aye commrades aye! we can still dream oh yes, they can't make our thoughts illegal,,yet!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH haa!

its me

May 17 2006, 1:14 pm

He is serving time becuase he's a fool, DUH yes officer you can search me even though i know i have a pipe on me..Duh I YAM WILL WE TAR DID, ALWAYS SAY NO!!! No Matter What>>Just Say NO!!!! Damb It!!!!!!!

lawyer

May 17 2006, 11:32 am

If the police told him they would let him go if he consented to a search, it's an involuntary consent and should have been thrown out by a court. That's lawyer 101 stuff. Since he's serving time, I assume that's not the case, or his lawyer sucked.

tooter

May 16 2006, 6:48 pm

(Hey hey hey,)
...Smoke Weed Every Day
-Dr. Dre (and later Chappelle)

roachman

May 16 2006, 5:38 pm

grow indoors and never tell a soul and you wont have these kinda problems

johnnyo

May 16 2006, 4:39 pm

i have started 9 plants thay are about 3 to 6 in tall now thay have started to form the first leafs thay are in a small closit with a 40w lite bolb that is it i wana no when too plant out side and if thay will keep growing in this closit?also i want to know how much h2o dos the plant need a day or week i have a idia to plant them in a tree in a 5 gal bucket so it wount be sean is that a good idia?

The Truth

May 16 2006, 3:16 pm

what a lame story, if he had just followed the guerilla growing guidlines that are all over the web about outside marijuana cultivation

its me

May 16 2006, 4:03 am

For alot of smokers most of you sound like a bunch of idiots, and say what you want i'm sure i've been doing this much longer than you all have been alive, Stop Acting Like Kids And Remember ALWAYS SAY NO 2 Searches!!!

GROWSMART

May 16 2006, 3:57 am

oh yeah and ADDISON, you sir obviously could not tell the difference between your asshole and your elbow

GROW SMART

May 16 2006, 3:54 am

oh yeah by the way geniuses, miracle gro, although it may be crappy chem fertilizer, is not poisonous if you get the kind made for growing fruits vegetables and herbs. do you people just pull your information directly from your own asses or was it handed to you pre-packaged from someone elses ass???

Yizmo Gizmo

May 16 2006, 3:52 am

People wonder why the
clearance rate for murder/rape
is going up (ie lower
conviction rates).
I think it's because cops
hang out in the forest worrying about a few plants rather than
catch real criminals. Absurd.

growsmart

May 16 2006, 3:49 am

I never comment on these things but being that I am also within a few weeks to harvest and this article caught my attention I have to say something. although "DAM"s grammer may be lacking he does have a point, you dont bring a pipe, you leave the fertilizer buried or hidden nearby so you dont have to hike with it and you DEFINATELY ALWAYS REFUSE THE FUCKING SEARCH! poop chute or whatever his name is was right, you ARE all morons! your giving us half intelligent tokers a bad rap! GET IT TOGETHER FOLKS! PLEASE!

its me

May 15 2006, 11:35 pm

>>>POOTRSNOOTRJUST SAY NO!!!!

addison

May 15 2006, 10:49 pm

don't hate on this guy. he just got caught in the moment. You dumb ass would of done the same thing!

pootrsnootr

May 15 2006, 10:04 pm

Boy, after reading this thread thus far, I sure wouldn't take any advice from any of you because you all sound pretty much like a bunch of fucking morons.

ph3d

May 15 2006, 8:32 pm

get the brains cells?
Get a fucking dictionary!

dam

May 15 2006, 8:27 pm

one thag i would of done for fertalizer i would have a lil bit like 10 12 feet from the plants hidden like put into the ground be smart if not puor some out on to the ground and when you need it grab it and wtf all you dip shits are alike lets carry the pipe man thats just as stupid as it gets never ever carry it or eney thang you need to use pot with thats just as stupid as takeing a 12 foot plant of the best to a police station get the fucking brains cells man

the point of lower post

May 15 2006, 6:57 pm

The point is, Dude even the judge knows the Mirable crap is poision and he could easily argue that he had nothing to do with the MJ plants that were near him. A lawyer would of argued that grow charge to hell.

YAH!!!!

May 15 2006, 6:55 pm

Dude Miracle Grow??? Come on anyone that grows Plants for human consumption knows not to use that poision. That dude should of got a lawyer!!!!

420god

May 15 2006, 6:24 pm

this guy isn't very smart is he. all he had to do is say hell no...... that would have been it. next time use your damn brain, dumbass

its me

May 15 2006, 5:33 pm

Always ALWAYS ALWAYS Say NO!!!! No matter What SAY NO, You have That right SO USE IT. This Always Makes Me So MAD When People Do This STUPID SHIT, JUST SAY NO!!!! No Officer You May Not Search Me Or My CAR SO PISS OFF!!!! No No No No NO GET IT!!!

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