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THE DRUG TEST

Future Shock -- New technologies target marijuana smokers (Grow America #3)

by Richard Cusick

Tue, May 04, 2004 11:55 am

more: the drug test

Story by Richard Cusick

Late at night, a small crew of gray-souled technicians quietly scatter throughout your workspace. With small chemical wands, they swab phone cradles, keyboards, faucets, and doorknobs, tag and bag the evidence, then head to the lab, where they test for trace amounts of a variety of drugs. Not surprisingly, marijuana is discovered in the test results.

While the presence of an illicit substance on a desktop proves nothing by itself, your company still uses the positive results as an excuse to institute a random drug-testing program. Though management has urine-tested employees for years, this new form of drug-screening will certainly be regarded by employees as more invasive.

It gets worse: Within weeks, a biometric eye scanner replaces the time clock. This machine not only fulfills the old timecard function, it hooks into state-of-art pupillometry software that indicates impairment in eight different drug categories, including depressants, stimulants, opiates, inhalants, and, of course, marijuana.

Employees who occupy the workspace where trace amounts of pot were first discovered will also be required to submit a two-inch hair sample for further analysis. A small lock of hair provides a window into a subject’s private life for the last three months. In the 21st century, eyes will tell if you’re stoned at work and hair will reveal if you’re getting high at home.

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RubeDogg

Feb 6 2012, 5:58 pm

I have a drug test tomorrow at 8-9 a.am and i just bought a cleaner called Puriclean instant and was wondering if anyone else has tried it.I smoked last night but not alot.Do yon think ill pass taking Puriclean.

Freddy Fox

Jan 31 2012, 2:24 pm

About Formula 420 Body Clean... that i*sh really works!

To all the skeptics and non believers Im tellin' you, if you got a drugs test coming up you can rely on the drink to get you out of it, without changing your habits too much, no cranberry juice or any of that pointless shit, but you gotta do it right.
Im a rugaler smoker and I had to pee in order to get a job, so I was scared, I already did one in the past but I had quit a lil over 28 days before, knowing it was pending but this time I dint see it coming so anyways, went to the headshop since I already heard about the product.
Only 48 hours away from that make or break test, I stoped smoking, and on d-day 2 hours prior to the test I drank 500 ml of water, then the formula 420, plus an other 500 ml water on top of that, (yes I felt bloated like a fuckin water balloon), pissed twice on the way to the doc's and I passed! ...went back home and rolled a huge one

up in smoke

Jan 27 2012, 2:33 pm

Piss on you

not true

Jan 24 2012, 10:39 am

to the comment from the girl below. first of all there is always another side to the story. this is someone from herbal extreme. the girl below commenting on x pulsion called the company yelling saying our product made her sick as hell. she told a rep she was puking cuz she took it really early and she had nothing in the stomache and the vitamins upset her stomache. she was also told if she sent it back to the company they would replace it for her. she was all nice on the phone then wants to get online and slander. Oh by the way for those people who think all detox is a scam because they make you drink tons of water to dilute you are crazy. When people drink tons of water they dilute themselves and 99% of the time come up positive. If our product was designed for that we wouldn't only require 16 oz of water. When you drink too much water or puke it won't work. When a customer calls with respect on the phone we take care of them. Dont be a hater because you didnt follow directions.

Nebraska girl 420

Jan 18 2012, 11:24 am

Okay guys. Just a WARNING- DO NOT I REPEAT DOO NOTTT buy ANYYY produts from HERBAL EXTREME. (x-pulsion etc) IT DOES NOT WORK! the place i bought it from said to call the number on the back to talk to the actual creater of the product, which i did. He gave me all the instructions on how to use it and said itll make me feel good and forsure will help me pass my UA which was this morning. After i drank it, it tasted HORRIBLE and created a burning sensation in my throat, chest, and heart. After that i was non stop puking for atleast 4 hours. I puked all the shit out which means i had no clean UA. On the webiste it says 100% fact that they'll give a credit if your unsatissfied for any reason. When i called the guy and confronted him with this, he said i was crazy that i'm just a sick person and that his webiste said no such thing. I looked it up, called back, and read him his own words and he said whatever ma'am goodbye! and hungup again.. dissatisfied? more like PISSED the fuck off. He was rude, unprofessional, and obviously is a liar as to how well his product works. Long story short is HERBAL EXTREME is unprofessional, rude, they do not stick by there 100% credit back guarentee. I'd say choose something better, because this drink was NOT worth the 30 bucks i paid for it. & to the herbal extreme guy i hope your reading this and if you are you can kiss my nebraskan ass you piece of shit. :) that is all! hahaha good day fellow stoners.

cali girl

Jan 7 2012, 7:47 pm

we burn the best bud and have the best of everything.i tried several detox products over the last few months and the only one i passed with is this drink optimalkleen.i never stop smoking and smoke the day of my test and always pass my lab test.thanks optimalkleen you guys got ya drink on point

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the research

Dec 17 2011, 5:16 pm

after extensive research i just decided to reschedule my hair test til im theoretically clean and hopefully good enough for my next job. say another what 3 months or so and shave my head tomorrow? AND OH YEAH QUIT SMOKING ... dont want to taint my name there. im a regular fuckin pot head too so imma miss it, but sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do. wish me luck w all that cuz i know its a long shot .. bol 2 u

Zimaleck

Dec 10 2011, 6:56 pm

I now question this site after they have removed my latest post on the D test i took and the outcome.

Zimaleck

Dec 10 2011, 4:35 pm

Update:

Completed my drug test and had to use other urine to pass the test as to masking agents Zydot and detox systems do not work so don’t waste your money and your time. Tried all the advice on how to beat the system and they don’t work. THC stays within your fat cells of your body for a long time and if you have a slow metabolism body system and also if you are a daily smoker. The only way I see in passing your test is if you don’t have a lot of body fat and also a high body metabolism I tried fitness and also saunas this does not work also if you are a daily smoker. I have decided to give up on smoking as my job is important to me and my family. I wish all you smokers the best in your future and hope to join you again at some stage once I am clear of drug testing work schedules.

Zimaleck

Nov 30 2011, 5:49 pm

Update for my post. I95 pounds weight on my body Height 5/11. Not had a smoke of hash for 25 days as of today. before stopping smoking around 1 ounce block per week of hash for many years. Since stopped smoking drinking lots of fluids milk water cranberry juice, weight train 5 x a week 1 hour, run 4 x a week � hour each time. Been doing home drug tests 2 x a week and still failing the test will keep updating until I pass the test. I have a drug test for my work next week hope I pass will update.

norcal.supply

Nov 28 2011, 5:00 pm

i like how everyone tht says there gunna do something to see if it works never posts again. most likely because they got locked up.....i use a detox drink called stinger and it works jst fine for me. i have benn tested several times and came out clean. i was only 7 days clean each time...i never work out (it helps a lot im jst lazy) but i dont eat much. im 5'11 and 195lbs.... try stinger detox...works and actually tastes good unlike vale

thesalesman

Nov 27 2011, 4:07 pm

I am a moderate marijuana smoker, and this past Thanksgiving week have smoked 5 out of 6 days, hitting pipes, bubblers, joints, and blunts. Where I work as a co-op, I do have to worry about random drug testing (although I'm not convinced it is truly "random" testing as it seems to be selective, even racial). Nevertheless, while it seems very unlikely that I will have to take a drug test in the last 3 weeks of my co-op term before the winter holiday, I am prepared to take precautions to metabolize the THC metabolites as quickly as possible. Allow me to share a particular formula I have settled on after much research that I believe may work:

1) Plenty of exercise
This is nothing you haven't heard before, but a very sound piece of advice that holds true. Because the THC metabolites that show up in drug tests are fat soluble, the more exercise you do, the more marijuana indicators you will wash out by burning body fat. High intensity interval training like hill sprints (or any type of sprints) or heavy compound weight lifting with free weights (not isolation exercises) are the best types of exercise to increase your body's metabolism, and keep it high even between workouts, as they require extremely high exertion and increase your testosterone. If you know when you're going to be drug tested, stop doing exercise the last 2 days before the test, so that the THC metabolites you removed from your body fat and blood stream will not over saturate your urine. A period of a couple of days is needed to flush out these freshly extracted chemicals so that you will not be betrayed by your hard work on the day of your drug test.

2) Eat a high saturated fat diet
This may seem to be the most counter intuitive piece of advice you have heard, but the more saturated fat you eat, the greater capacity your body has to burn fat, including body fat, thereby helping to eliminate the unwanted chemicals. The best way to achieve higher fat metabolism is to get most of your calories from fat and to minimize carbohydrate intake, since carbohydrates tend to end up stored as fat. An ideal fat intake would be at least 50% from saturated fat, most of the remainder monounsaturated, and the small remaining percentage being a 1:1 balance of omega-3 to omega-6 polyunsaturated fats. Low-fat diets are a health scam: read more about it at http://www.health-report.co.uk/saturated_fats_health_benefits.htm.

The best type of fat to increase your metabolic rate and burn body fat is to eat COCONUT OIL. This oil is 92% saturated, with mainly medium chain fatty acids, which are preferentially burned for quick fuel. An additional theorized effect of consuming such saturated oils is that they will help dissolve the fat-soluble THC metabolites directly from your blood stream, not only to leach the chemicals from your body fat as it is burned.

3) Eat plenty of fruits/veggies
Fruits and vegetables, especially when consumed fresh and raw, provide many beneficial nutrients which promote higher metabolism, some of which specifically for metabolism of marijuana, aside from being healthy in general. For an added degree of effectiveness, purchase organic produce grown without exposure to pesticides.

4) Tea/spices
Be sure to drink plenty of green tea and add plenty of spices to your food, as these improve circulation, metabolism, and body function in general. A favorite method of mine to detox for planned drug tests is to drink 2-3 cups of hot green tea per day, and to add a tablespoon of coconut oil to melt into the tea, making the effect twofold.

5) Drink plenty of fluids
Drinking fluids is critical to actually washing the THC metabolites out of your body upon removal from the bloodstream and body fat cells. Water is the best, but switch to gatorade for the last couple of days before a planned drug test, to maintain the acceptable specific gravity of your urine. To maintain a normal yellow color, take B vitamin supplements (they help boost metabolism as well). Avoid drinking coffee, soda, and alcohol if at all possible to avoid slowing your progress.

Although I have not tested this method just yet, I plan on conducting my own study in the future, and will share the results when I have found them out. I do, however, have reason to believe that this method will prove very effective. I hope that some of these tips can help other stoners out there pass unjust drug tests!

gauge

Nov 22 2011, 8:10 am

I am a truck driver was clean for 3 weeks came home for the holidays. The day after I got home I got a call from employer to take a drug test. I had smoked several ( probably 6-7 bongs after I got home) they told me I have to take test by Wednesday. Got home Sunday afternoon smoked a few bongs, smoked a few Monday morning. Am really worried because of short time frame. Bought some home kits have a couple bottles of Omni and lots of cranberry juice, cranberry pills and Gatorade, what are the odds I can beat this test? have passed tests before but had a least a few days to prepare. Would love to hear some GOOD feedback. Thanks

Zimaleck

Nov 18 2011, 11:53 am

1.
Drug tests detect drugs as well as metabolites. Metabolites are the
byproducts of a substance after it has run through your system. To
determine whether you will pass or not, it is important to know how much of
the illicit metabolites are in your urine and how much is tested for. Table
1.2 will give you an approximation; however, it varies depending on a
number of factors. Testing method and levels tested for are major factors.

1.1 Halflife of TetraHydraCannabinol: The halflife of THC concentration
ranges between 0.8 to 9.8 days. There is too much human variation to even
approximate how long THC will be detected in the urine of an individual.
Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection
time. Frequent users with a slow metabolism will have long detection
times. The only way to estimate a detection time is to consider the lower
and upper bounds (3-30 days), and decide based on the factors I've
mentioned.
1.2 Detection times of several drugs.

[TABLE 1.2]

Drug Approximate Detection Time in Urine using EMIT
- - ----------------------------- ----------------------------------------------

Amphetamines 2-4 days
Barbituates
Short-Acting (ie. secobarbital) 1 day
Long-Acting (ie. phenobarbital) 2-3 weeks
Benzodiazepines 3-7 days
Cannabinoids 3-30 days
Clenbuterol [PE] 2-4 days [F1]
Cocaine 2-4 days
Codeine 2-5 days
Euphorics (LSD,MDMA,psilocybin) 1-3 days [F2]
Methadone 3-5 days
Methaqualone 14 days
Nicotine ? [F5]
Opiates 2-4 days
Peptide hormones [PE] undetectable
Phencyclidine (PCP) 2-4 days [F4]
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene 6 hours to 2 days
Steroids (anabolic) [PE] oral: 14 days [F3]
parenterally: 1 month [F3]

[PE] Performance Enhancers

[F1] 0.5 ng/mL by GC/MS
[F2] By RIA and GC/MS only. Not Detectable by EMIT.
[F3] By HPLC, RIA, and GC/MS. Not Detectable by EMIT.
[F4] 8-14 days as was reported in earlier versions and was incorrect.
[F5] No data available yet. I expect the detection time to be long because
nicotine is fat soluble.

Ganjagod

Nov 16 2011, 8:22 am

Used to be a heavy chronic (min. 20 joints a day) before quitting. Been clean for 3 years now but i still visit the site every so often to help others.

Here's my regimen for you. Understand that this will not work for everyone. The best way for you to totally cleanse your system is to abstain from using it for at least 30 days if you're not a heavy user.

This was what i did before I went through my DT session.

For a week, I ate fruits (i.e. mangoes, oranges, bananas), drank fresh milk and coconut juice. And I refrained from smoking while I was cleaning my system.

My pee was as clean as a whistle after that.

You guys can try it out if you want to, but don't blame me if this doesn't work for you.

Also, those detox drinks don't amount to anything other than lining up their creators' pockets with your cash. Don't buy 'em. They're expensive and they don't do shit.

To clean your system, eat right, stop smoking for a bit, drink plenty of milk and coconut juice (which flushes your system of toxins and shit like that), and work out.

Lastly, let me repeat that this will not work for everybody. You can try it out but I suggest you do a homwe test firs before going over to the lab to have yourself tested.

Peace out and keep 'em blazin'.

tex

Nov 11 2011, 10:19 am

it seems everyone is stressed out on passing a piss test.i use optimalkleen detox drink and it works on everything,you dont have to be clean for 48 hrs.like all the others.

BmanShaffer

Nov 10 2011, 1:06 am

THC is stored in your fat cells so for those who say not to work out to pass a drug test. They're idiots.

Zimaleck

Nov 7 2011, 10:05 am

Ok i have been a smoker of hash for 25 years of my life every day at around 10 joints a day, If you are 200 lbs and over with a slow body fat burning system and a height of 5. 10 and over you need to stop at least 8 weeks before your test if you don’t take any aid to help. What i have done is Zdot the day of the test lots of water and fitness it’s the only way. People have different body make up so don’t rely on others unless they have the same make up system as yourself. Low fat food - water - cranberry - fitness – sauna is the way. Wish was a booze drinker instead as they get away with all.

lovelyfadingaway

Nov 1 2011, 6:01 pm

I have a drug test coming up on friday and i havent smoked weed in 3 days im 5'6 135 lbs and im a fairly chronic user (i only smoke weed)... i bought QCARBO32 maxiumum detox drink, i used a different detox drink previously for probation but i am currently trying to get this job, i am reading good things and bad things, all i drink is water about a gallon a day and i work out... some people say do not work out and some people say it is best to work out... any suggestions?

Tdot

Nov 1 2011, 3:03 pm

I had to take a piss test, but I had some notice. I thought I'd share my experience, as there's a lot of "detox is bullshit" or "detox works" opinions out there.

About me: I'm fairly chronic (min 5-7 joints/week to myself) lean, fit and active.

I had 14 days notice for my test. After 7 days of abstaining, but doing little else, I took a home test and failed.

I then underwent the following regimen:

1. Advanced Detox Solutions Permenant Detox (6 days of pills)
2. Drank lots of water, cranberry juice, coffee and green tea - not so much to be sick, probably 2 litres of water, and 750mm of cranberry, coffee and green tea per day)
3. Ran 1 hour ever day, and ate a low-fat diet
4. Took lots of vitamin C.

After the 6 days, I took a home test and passed.

I don't know if it was the detox, the water, the working out, or my natural metabolism, but the combination worked. Just wanted to share my story, and say the detox systems probably aren't a cure all, but they may have sped up my natural metamolism. Either way, from what I heard, if you pass the home test, you're home free. Best of luck to all you nervous souls.

burt

Oct 30 2011, 8:22 pm

Use zydot detox drink. follow the directions exactly how its says and you will be good. Ive been getting tested every two weeks and it works everytime. Ready-Clean drink works as well but horrible (my opinion). Zydot tast like flat orange Fanta.

burt

Oct 30 2011, 8:19 pm

use zydot detox drink. follow the directions exactly how its says and you will be good

LISTEN!!

Oct 26 2011, 9:34 am

You dont need these products that are sold in head shops. They rely on how much water you drink. These drinks and pills contain creatine, which turns your urine yellow to mask the fact that your diluted. You dont need a great deal of water either. Take a one-a-day multivitamin with creatine with 48 oz. of water. After your first piss try to judge how much you piss, then replace that with the same amount of water. This way your flushing, just not diluting. Theres no sure fire way of passing a test, but this is your best bet.

NoMoreDevilsLettuce

Oct 23 2011, 7:21 pm

Hair test in five days. Extremely petrified. Have two friends that have used the Nexxus Aloe Rid/Clean and Clear astringent method that worked-they passed the tests. I've also added Redken's cleansing cream and tide in the mix. Anyone have any testimonials as to what actually truly does work? Simply petrified. Test day will be two weeks since I smoked before that once a week for 5 weeks and then was clean for about a month. Before that month of being clean I was a moderate user for awhile. I know shaving your head is a good answer as is abstinence however, as a female going bald is not an option. Wigs are way detectable and abstinence, well...cant erase the past. Any ideas? I keep seeing what doesn't work and the things people try...they don't repost if they worked. In dire need of help other than "you can't do anything." Thanks in advance, it's greatly appreciated.

CMan

Oct 20 2011, 6:56 pm

I was a 1 bowl a day guy for about 2 months straight and have been clean for about 18 days. I have a drug test coming up sometime next week which should put me at about 23 days without smoking. I have a couple cleansers but I have a stomach disorder that may get irritated if I take them. I did an "At home drug test" and the line was pretty faint but did show up (as negative). Should I be concerned? Im 5'11'' and 155 pounds. Id like to take the test legit but would like some feedback as to whether I should get a friend to pee for me or not... Thanks

plyrman

Oct 17 2011, 1:54 pm

all you have to do to get anything out of your system is drink cranberry juice start 2 days before test drink 2 gallons a day plus get cranberry pills on the day of the test dont drink nothing but maybe about 32 once water first thing in morning then piss about 6 times before u go so it wont be diluted i would get home test and take it right before i went in just to be positive that u will pass i know i've been in drugcourt over a year and cranberry always works!!

gussergeterdun

Oct 5 2011, 9:30 pm

I have solution for sale. Bought it and in the end didn't need it. Cost $29.99 but I'll sell for $10.00. Dang shop owner won't give me a refund or even store credit. Last time I shop there. Add comment if interested. West Valley.

swatteam157

Oct 4 2011, 9:56 pm

i smoke daily but work out alot too. i weigh 190 and got a drug test coming up in a month or two. maybe even a hair sample. am i screwed or what?

itsmenotyou

Oct 3 2011, 9:57 am

TOTAL DETOX WORKS FOR ME THE ONLINE STORE IS LIKE 35$ BUT IN SMOKE SHOPS IT IS 12.99 FOR THE 16OZ BOTTLE... it has worked everytime for me and my truckdriver friend aswell... good luck

Need advice

Sep 25 2011, 5:30 am

I am 5'3 about 108 pounds. I never used drugs ever until the last 60 days. I have smoked pot on 4-5 occasions, coke and have been injecting coke daily for about 6 weeks. I had to take a hair follicle test through Medtox Laboratories. I used the day before. I did 2 Test Pure all-in-one Shampoo & Conditioner treatments.... 1) at 3:00am the day of the test and the 2nd at 2:00pm, just before taking my test at 4:15. I also drank the Test pure Platinum drink. The shampoo treatment required soaking my hair in distilled white vinegar. The test says 300% guaranteed clean results. Is this true? Does this work?

nosweat

Sep 22 2011, 4:56 pm

sweating doesnt hardly do a thing. very little THC is excreted thru sweat. you could sweat enough to fill a bathtub, yet the amount of THC being "sweated out" would still be trace. the rest are being excreted thru the urine and stool.

Cheech

Sep 14 2011, 5:18 pm

The best way is to RUN and sweat your ass off, go to a sauna and sweat your ass off, sit in a hot tub and sweat your ass off, and drink drink drink water! Do not drink too much alcohol during this time because any additional wastes you put in your system will have your liver trying to work on expelling those first. Yes, THC is stored in fat cells. Fat cells are metabolized by the liver. One day prior to the drug screen and the morning of the drug screen, take a multi vitamin so your urine appears concentrated.

Orwell1984

Sep 13 2011, 3:01 am

Straight up, I have passed quite a few drug tests a couple of different ways. The best way I have seen it work for me, my friends, and even friends in the military is Puriclean Instant. Take this drink at least 2 hours prior to test, and you should have clean piss for about 8 hours. It is good to be clean of THC for at least 48 hours before test. I usually quit like 3-5 days before. Some people tell me they smoked the night before and passed, I just never tested the waters like that. You want to force out the first 2-3 pisses. After drinking the stuff start drinking a lot of water. Piss as much as possible before the test, to get it flowing in your system. The stuff tastes nasty just to let you know. The head shops usually carry it and I'm pretty sure you can find it online too. But trust me I have had about 7 drug tests and never failed and always had enough THC to fail. The smartest way however, is just to quit for a month and you'll be clean (but who wants to do that?).

The other way is pretty ballsy and should be a last resort. Have a friend who is on the straight edge side and of the same sex and is not pregnant (unless you are too) piss in a bottle. I found a vitamin jar to work well, just make sure it is clean of any prior residue and dry before using it. Heat it up for about 30 seconds in a microwave about 30 mins prior to test. The temperature needs to be between 90-100degrees so if you have a thermometer, (I've never used one) it might serve useful. Wear baggy pants and shove the jar in your sock. They never have pat me down, they just ask that you empty your pockets. You go into the bathroom alone poor just enough for them and the rest in toilet, so it appears you actually took a leak. This has worked for me but it should be a last resort if any thing. Not to mentioned its kind of gross.

bomin

Sep 11 2011, 8:57 pm

the protox liquid failed me at labcorp.
the lab nazis picked up on it and told me i tried to use a mask product.

nicole31

Sep 7 2011, 12:23 pm

does protox drink realoly work?

rusty

Sep 4 2011, 12:13 pm

well the naysayers turned out to be right.

test was last monday. ive used the omni detox kit (drink and pills) as directed by the instructions.

and would-be employer handed me the paper with the result...both DILUTED (creatinine at 11mg/dl, SG at 1.002) AND THC POSITIVE (with a ng/ml at 116). i was fired, the employer told me "we cant afford having drug users working for us".

so there you have it. the omni crap doesnt work.

TestingSux

Sep 1 2011, 9:23 pm

To all the people who say "If I do this and this, will it work?" You're an idiot. No one fucking knows.

To all the people who say "I'm going to do this and this, and will come back and tell you if it works!" You're an idiot. You never do.

.............

Aug 13 2011, 10:52 pm

the last 3 posts below sound like shills making up bogus stories just to advertise.

too cheap to go about it the right way by contacting High Times and buy advertising space eh? pathetic souls.

jackspaw

Aug 12 2011, 2:11 am

Seriously.. Smoke all you want. I love it too>> but, at some point , what is more important?

xo

Aug 7 2011, 10:20 pm

hey zigzagman ,your right i bought optimal kleen for the first time a couple years ago and i use it every time for my drug tests..i have a script for adderal,loratab, and im a daily smoker and i passed every lab tests taken.never stopped taking my meds or smoking..that's why i like this optimalkleen product so much.. to the people who would like to buy some also, i bought it at www.optimalkleen.com

zigzagman

Aug 7 2011, 4:43 pm

all you people need to buy this drink optimalkleen.i use it twice a month and i never stop .

rr86137

Aug 2 2011, 9:36 pm

lolz..looks like schmid al & truth got
PWNED!!!

and

Aug 2 2011, 7:54 pm

i hope you do come back to reply schmidty. cuz I'll get the orgasmic pleasure of knocking you down several more notches, you big turdfuck!

to Schmiddy

Aug 2 2011, 7:49 pm

the only REAL idiots here are you and al.
of course you will tout al as "intelligent" ROFLMAO!!!
al needs a person of anorexic intellect such as yourself to tout and praise him.
you two stick together like cum-stained pages of a porn mag. ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!

to: Truth is

Aug 2 2011, 7:34 pm

to Truth is

the REAL truth is if your stupid ass had done any fuckin research on THC, you would fuckin know that drinking your beloved Omni snake oil, nor drinking water WILL NOT RID YOUR BODY OF THC!
THC is fat soluble therefore you cannot flush THC from your fat cells by drinking water, detox drinks or ANY fluids from that matter.
All youre doing is diluting the THC metabolite concentration in your bladder. Youre not ridding the bladder of THC.
Once youve pissed out all the fluids you drank, youre right back to square one--the bladder is replenished with fresh THC-laden urine.
Your beloved snake-oil "works" by diluting. The claims that detox potions will "flush the body of THC" are nothing but sales pitches aimed at uninformed dumbfucks like you and you fell for it like a five year old kid...Hook line and sinker.

Spend more time researching how the body processes THC and less time promoting your beloved Omni snake oil...Oh, wait, youre too fucking stupid to do so!!

schmidty

Jul 26 2011, 5:53 pm

big al is the only person in this forum with a shred of intelligence.

1. If you say "stop smoking weed" i hope you die. You are incorrect. Someone who smokes weed every day virtually cannot "stop smoking for 30 days before a test." To suggest it suggests you can travel through time. You are an idiot.

2. If you are actually pathetic enough to believe every flush agent exists to fool drug users, then you need to take a good look at yourself and realize you must have no self respect or dignity. You are suggesting that no person ever on the face of this planet wants to flush their system. That is not true. Many people use them, and the only reason you are saying otherwise is to trick people into believing what you say is fact.

Start ACTUALLY reading the threads (i know, some of those words are really big, its gonna be hard for you) and actually answer questions people have. Do not make up fake scenarios and rules about something you know absolutely nothing about, because it is embarrassing to even read as a fellow human being.

Truth is

Jul 22 2011, 3:41 am

I've taken thee "omni cleanse" product ($20) when I was very dirty and it worked all 15 times. I take it 2 hours before I drop and I only drink 2 bottles of water and pee once before I show up to probation... Are you guys telling me that 2, 16.9 fl oz of water is enough to flush my entire system of thc? I think not!

big al

Jul 20 2011, 6:54 pm

in truth, IM the one thats full of shit.

i dont take drug tests. i never taken one in my life.
im just a shill for the company that makes and markets total eclipse and make good money (imo) promoting their products for them by making up the bullshit stories and posting them in every pot site. that way the company doesnt have to spend money on ad space and i get a bonus for that.

ahh what a good living it is being a shill :)

Justin

Jul 19 2011, 2:57 pm

Why try to get clean. They give random drug tests where I work and I have been subbing with Quick Fix synthetic urine and have passed. People I have worked with have passed multiple times. If you are not familiar, quick fix comes in a two ounce bottle along with a handwarmer. It even has a temp strip on it. You just follow the directions and keep it hidden. Where I test they make you open up your pockets, so I just put the quick fix in my shorts pocket and where pants over them. Just make sure the temp is between 90-100 degrees, 96-98 is best. Also, make sure you have the right quick fix as there are many copycats that will fail. Go to urineluck.com for the real stuff.

big al

Jul 18 2011, 12:14 pm

forgot to add I quit smoking about 72 hrs prior.

big al

Jul 18 2011, 12:13 pm

this forum is full of it.. i've passed urine tests for probation and work screenings with the total eclipse i bought from gnc...so all of you 'waste your money' people are a load of crap.. it worked for me, multiple times. (Granted it was 10 years ago) i just popped a multivitamin to keep my pee yellow. and those who say 'quit smoking' can save your comments, we arent asking how to rid our system of THC, we're asking how to pass a drug test on short notice. Thx.

Steph

Jul 17 2011, 4:54 pm

Just completed a bottle of Magnum detox Clean Start 7 day Detox. Requires 9 pills a day for 7 days, plus enough water I literally puked up water. Bottle says it cleans blood, urine, saliva, and hair, for people with high toxin levels are over 200 pounds. Yes, I have high toxin levels (I hold my Medical card) but weigh 130 lbs, so thought should be good. Local retailer told me stuff was great, "some lady swore by it"...well, tomorrow I will be taking the empty bottle, my receipt, and my urine test I just took that showed positive for THC immediately, back to the retailer and asking for a refund on my $100!! What a waste of time and money. Fortunately I got good news my very important interview won't be until sometime in August. Since I quit smoking over a week ago, I hope I have enough time to naturally flush my system of the toxins. I think it really sucks we have to go through all this trouble for a little weed--when an violent alcoholic can rest assured before an important interview and continue to drink up!!

am i screwed?

Jul 15 2011, 7:48 pm

Alright so my damn P.O. tricked me and i have a test in 5 days, last time i smoked was monday (5 days ago) i picked up a bottle of detox but after reading some things on here im thinking about returning it for my $50 back. I just went and bought 7 gallons of water to drink from now till then, what vitamin should i take to keep my piss from looking dilluted? and does anyone know anything about certo and if it works or not and how to use it? A response would be greatly appreciated, i dont wanna go back to jail =(

nyquilcoma

Jul 15 2011, 2:41 pm

Drug detox drinks do not work! Guzzling gallons of water for several days may help flush your system and lower metabolite levels in your urine to undetectable levels, or they may not! When I was on probation and had regular urine screens I tried them all (even the $35-40 a pop ones)and followed the directions explicitly: positive every time! Only thing that works is time! Beware, the ones that offer money back guarantees will not respond to you, even with proof of purchase and positive test results!

carson

Jul 12 2011, 3:36 pm

so my job does random drug tests, and since i am going to be leaving for college in a month i will only be working there for about another 3 weeks. I thought that i was in the clear and smoked 4 days ago. I got a text from my boss telling me that i had to go in for a random, i have some stuff called ProTox xtreme strength fast acting for large body mass. I was just wondering if anybody knew if this stuff worked or not.

worked

Jul 12 2011, 12:26 pm

@amanda
for hair tests, wear a wig
it worked 4 me

ANONON

Jul 8 2011, 2:07 am

ITS BEEN SAID SO MANY TIMES HERE.
THE DETOX DRINKS ARE SCAMS. THEY ALL RELY ON THE WATER YOU DRINK. THE WATER IS WHAT MAKES YOU PASS!!!

EITHER YOU GUYS ARE TOO STUPID TO READ OR YOURE JUST LOOKING FOR WAYS TO PROMOTE YOUR DETOX DRINKS.

Kerri

Jul 7 2011, 2:00 pm

so im a very frequent smoker and i have a grug test tomorrow morning with only a day ande a half notice.
being a female i know that its more difficult to get the thc out of my body. I've been drinking lots of water and green tea since i got the phone call yesterday. and i went to GNC and got this total eclipse relay detox drink?
im 5 foot 3 in and 130 pounds will i be good if i continue with what im doing or does anybody have a better idea?

Anthony

Jul 4 2011, 6:29 pm

Alright, I gotta drug test tomorrow at probation at like 830 in the morning. I used about 13 days ago and before that a week prior. I cant use synthetic urines or any clean urine and hide it because they watch you piss in the cup! So I bought this drink called "Omni Purified extra strength" and was wondering if any of you have heard about this drink and or its success rates??? The guy at the smoke shop instructed me to not eat the day of the test, drink nothing but water besides the drink and my forth piss on for the 7 hour window should be clean... might i add the drink is 32oz.

My height is 6 foot
Weight is 150lbs
Skinny so not much fat to store thc

Please give me some feedback

amanda

Jul 2 2011, 8:39 pm

has anyone on here ever passed a hair sample test? a guy at my job says that he knws a lot of people who have passed with test pure but i wanna here it from a person who has actually passed

tokerstan

Jun 30 2011, 7:01 pm

i agree with smitty below.
the 30 day rule doesnt apply to everyone. it definitely doesnt apply to me.
im at day 73 of not smoking and took a home test this morning and it was still positive for weed.
after my last home test was positive on june 2, i was forced to use synthetic urine in order to get my job.

my stats are:
daily smoker of both regs and dank for 3 years before stopping 73 days ago.
6'0 height
240 lbs half muscle half fat.
havent been working out regularly like i did 5 years ago.
not sure of my metabolic rate but i believe it to be slow.
i'm going to keep testing myself until the day it shows a negative. then i'll get back to smoking.
i'll keep you peeps posted.

@kim

Jun 23 2011, 10:26 pm

yes kim you are completely screwed..for buying that detox potion in the first place.
all detox potions are diluters. they do the exact same thing that water does...they dilute your urinestream so the sample falls below the drug screens cutoff limit (read negative)
why else do you think the potion is effective for 5 hours?!?
because the urine remains diluted until you piss'd it all out. thats why.

the difference is the water is FREE. all you have to do is open your faucet. the detox potions cost money. lots of money. in many cases more money than a 1/2 oz of schwagg weed. enough money to keep the scam peddlers laughing all the way to the bank.

you couldve diluted just the same for free by drinking water.
instead you fell for the scam artistry of the potion peddlers like a five year old child.

kim

Jun 22 2011, 12:03 pm

Oops i meant i smoked last friday night not last night.

kim

Jun 22 2011, 11:37 am

OK I'm freaking out... I smoked last night and took a drug test this morning. urine test... i rarely ever smoke, only once or twice a month and i'm 5'4" 130 lbs. i drank total jazz detox the night before and now i'm reading that it is only good for 5 hours. am i completely screwed? i've been drinking a lot of water. i drank like 6 bottles of water yesterday and a bottle before i took the test.

tipper

Jun 14 2011, 9:09 pm

why take chances with your own pee if you were smoking?
just use synthetic pee or a clean persons pee.
both worked for me and i'm still at my job.

a lesson learned

Jun 14 2011, 12:00 pm

take your failed test as a lesson learned nicole: that those bozos at GNC will tell you any type of bullshit in order to sell products. those dipshits are there to take your money and have zero knowledge on THC and drug tests.

next time, listen to the experts on this blog so you dont fall for those bogus GNC sales pitches hook, line, and sinker.

ronv420

Jun 14 2011, 11:44 am

I have a drug test for a new job in a few days. Ive stopped smoking 10 days ago and took a home test from CVS this morning and it was positive. The test I'll be taking will go to Kroll Labs and they will be checking for dilutes, adulterates and masking agents; so detox drinks, additives, and bleach are not an option. I will not be watched when giving the urine sample. Any viable suggestions welcome.

Nicole

Jun 13 2011, 11:45 am

Very very dissapointed to say that the 7 day preventive program from GNC has not worked. My home test came up with a clear positive... My interview is in a few hours so im movin to plan B.

Nicole

Jun 12 2011, 10:42 pm

I kno on the internet Im just any random person so I cant make ppl beleive anything and thats fine but my interview is still on tommorow and I'll let everyone know how my drug test goes. When I went to buy the Total Eclipse from GNC the guy told me that it does work but it would make me very very sick so he referred me to their 7 day preventative detox kit. Im trying that and I also went to Walmart and bought one of their home testing kits just to be on the safe side. Tommorow will be my last day taking the pills so im praying it works cause i def need this job. Once I take the home drug test I'll let yall kno if it works. All else fails i kno ppl that dont smoke so i'll just use someone's urine.

smitty

Jun 12 2011, 4:53 pm

albert, thats where you are wrong.
not everyone will be clean in 30 days regardless of how often they smoke.
i can attest to that because it took me 53 days to finally test negative on a home test. and i smoked a half-ounce every two weeks for a year.
im active due to the construction work i do for a living and dont show any bodyfat, weighing only 160 lbs sopping wet.
point is that cleanout "timetables" should never be relied on. only regular home testing can tell you how long you'll be clean.

liltrees

Jun 11 2011, 11:18 am

detox drinks do nothing but dilute and all major labs are instructed to look for diluted samples. the only sure fire way to pass is to use clean pee or stop using altogether.

bah!

Jun 9 2011, 6:47 pm

yup. the only people nicole is trying to help is the detox product industry --- by promoting their bogus product. the industry has to rely on shillery (not to mention misinfo on their product labels used as a sales pitch) in order to get the attention of prospective customers.
the detox product industry consists of scam artists who only exist to captitalize on the war on drugs by preying upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their cash. cannabis users are victimized enough by the war on drugs without those buzzarding scam artists entering the mix.

Yeah, right

Jun 9 2011, 11:28 am

Keep spewing the shit, won'tcha Nicole?
Youre right about one thing Nicole...you do need another job...instead of being a shill for Total Eclipse.

Nicole

Jun 7 2011, 6:52 pm

Bullshit?? Trust I didnt come on here to bullshit anyone, I need another job... I worked for a call center for UPS until I was fired 2 wks ago. I happen to blaze and honestly alot of people at my job did the same. fyi call centers have a high turnover rate and many ppl I kno have been looking for somethin else. When I asked how they passed theyre drug test they told me that the drink total eclipse worked for them. A few of them already have jobs at other call centers.... Im just tryin to help people out. I dont see why weed is illegal anyway.

mioprazi

Jun 7 2011, 8:55 am

Total Eclipse is like any other detox drink---its an overpriced bottled diluter. You could dilute your urine just the same by just drinking water from your faucet.

Yeah, right

Jun 6 2011, 9:42 pm

Can the bullshit story Nicole. You sound too much like a pitchman for the product youre touting.

sarahtoka

Jun 6 2011, 5:13 pm

also for jb. niacin will not help you pass a test either. i for one failed a test which cost me a $35k job because of it.
chokin, if that job means much to you, youd better look into subbing. find a non-smoking friend and use their urine. its 100% sure thing if you get the temperature correct, which is between 90-100F.

sarahtoka

Jun 6 2011, 4:59 pm

yep, what 02 said. q carbo sucks. my close friend failed her urine test with it. and i felt really shitty about it because it was me who talked her into using it. :(

Nicole

Jun 5 2011, 6:27 pm

I worked inside a call center and there were plenty of employees/ supervisors who smoked on a regular basis.... even on their lunch breaks lol. Well our job started laying off people and so alot of us had to find new jobs. EVERYBODY that i know who smokes says that they drank the "total eclipse" drink that they bought from GNC and they all passed their drug test and now have new jobs. The total eclipse thing got around our job pretty quick so thats what ppl I know use to pass. I have an interview comin up next week so i'll keep you guys posted on if it worked for me or not. 9/10 it will work.

albert

Jun 4 2011, 8:41 pm

Hey, I really appreciate all the posts I've read here. Makes me feel better about things.
My experience is this:
No matter how good the stuff or how often you smoked, in 30 days, you're clean. Just to be cautious, I'll add a couple weeks for good hash.
The home drug tests really do work. If they say you're clean, you're clean.
So far, synthetic, and drug free urine, has worked the best, and as one poster says, don't risk it, if you're in doubt.
You will not test positive by being in the same room with others who are smoking.
I know these things for sure because I've had to test them in the real world.
What I would like to know is the latest in technology, which I did get a lot of info here, and news. If we can keep current, we can keep responsible pot smokers safe.
That for me is the keyword, here.

jb

Jun 3 2011, 12:19 pm

chokin you will not pass a drug test anytime soon unless you use niacin or a detox product, so what do you need to know now?

teaCherWISH

Jun 2 2011, 5:29 pm

Just want advice and info from anyone who has similar attributes.

I'm 5'7 180 lbs, kinda fat. I was a frequent smoker for a couple years, smoking everyday. I have been clean for around 20 days, but i smoke cigarettes. Tomorrow i have a DT (piss test i'm sure). Today i been drinking a lot of water. Stopped smoking cigs till the test, just to be safe.

What i want to know is will i pass?
Will exercising for 1 night help my chances? or will that just release more THC from my fat into my system.
Any advice? ill continue drinking water till tomorrow.

Help plz!! Will post weather i passed the test or not.

Maverick

Jun 2 2011, 9:16 am

Square is a coke and meth head........

Square

Jun 1 2011, 7:31 pm

Heres the most effective way to pass a drug test: STOP USING DRUGS!!! YOU FUCKIN HIPPIES!! HAHAHAHA!

Look at me. I no smoke tree.
You guys look and smell like asses you fucked up hippies!

Who the hell you think youre kidding? None of you guys will ever have jobs. No company in their right mind would have a bunch of dirty smelly burnt-out stoneheads working for them, causing accidents and making the employer losing tons of money. Long live workplace drug testing!

So face it you smoked-out bums. Drug testing is here to stay and marijuana will never be legal. Your whole revolution is a lost cause. Time to turn the page, put the dope bong in the trash, take a bath and get a haircut, and get a job.

NANCY REAGAN IS GOD!

chokinonblunts

Jun 1 2011, 9:59 am

i have to take a drug test soon. ive abstained for 20 days but on the memorial day weekend i smoked about 3 blunts with friends. what would be the most efective way to pass? .....and please dont tell me to take niacin, vinegar, certos, or detox products. i know too many people that flunked the test with them. i need this job badly.

my $0.02

May 29 2011, 6:41 pm

listen to drknots because he (or she) is right.

i took a pizz test for a job and had used qcarbo. the sample looked suspicious to the nurse and sent it to concentra labs for testing.

after 9 days the scientist at concentra called my would-be employer and said the creatinine and specific gravity were way off and it was still positive for THC. even after i followed the qcrappo directions to the tee. as you might have guessed, i didnt get the job.

point is if you want that job, dont rely on those cleansers and masks. the labs have caught on to them and they wont clean THC from the body. either stop smoking for 30 days or more or borrow some pizz from a clean friend or family member.

my $0.02

DrKnots

May 29 2011, 10:57 am

To answer your question Pablo, the SAP 10/50 means they'll be screening for 10 types of drugs with a 50 ng cutoff limit for THC. The NIT means they'll be checking the nitrites level to see if you adulterated the urine sample. They'll also check the creatinine level as well as pH and specific gravity since theyre all on the same testing device as the nitrites check.

DrKnots

May 29 2011, 10:39 am

Labs have been detecting masking drinks for several years now. They detect them by checking the creatinine level in the urine and if its below 20 mg, the sample is a no-go.

Many of the drinks contain creatine but what the peddlers dont you (or better yet WON'T tell you so they can make their money off of you) is it takes 2-3 days for the body to metabolize the creatine into creatinine in order to be present in the urine. So when you drink the masking drink on the day of the urine test (as required by the directions) you'll be screwed by the creatinine tests.

Sourpuss

May 28 2011, 8:50 pm

Over about 15 years I have taken a dozen or so urine tests, and only failed once, using XPulsion. Omni drink technically passed me but it was apparently suspicious. So I had to go back for a second test, and that was the failed XPulsion attempt. Again, it was officially a passed test, but they said the dilution was questionable. I'm guessing, but I think labs are getting more detailed over the years. I would bet that they buy some of the cleansers themselves and figure ways to detect.

I've passed using other cleansing drinks and teas, but I have to agree with those who say: it's the huge amount of water, it's the time that you stay away from MJ, and it's how active you are in the days and weeks before whatever test. Masking agents might help, try all the tips and tricks if you want, but it's better to know for sure.

Don't be hardheaded. If you know you've got to take a test... or even if you think one might come up... (you're waiting for a potential employer to contact you about an application and you are jobless, for example)... just stop smoking for a few months! If you can't live without pot for some measly weeks, the weed is not the problem. Yes, our freedoms are slowly being eroded, but since we know that, don't rant at the Man. He's not the issue when you're standing over that toilet at the lab. This is about leaping one of his hurdles.

Be patient, abstain temporarily, and pass the test with confidence and without any masking agents. And then celebrate with your stockpiled dank. Just my experience.

you idiots!

May 28 2011, 10:22 am

to the last 3 posters before me - you guys must be fucking stupid because you cant read and comprehend. if you done your reading of the posts below instead of being stupid, you would realize that

a) detox products dont do jack shit. its the water you drank that made you passed. all you did was diluted your system so the test showed negative.

b) niacin is a myth. it doesnt do jack shit. again its the water that does it.

c) certo is a myth. it doesnt do jack shit. once again its the water that does it.

learn how to fucking read and comprehend so you have knowledge on t.h.c. and drug tests instead of being a bunch of stupid asses!

nervous

May 26 2011, 9:50 am

does anyone know if puriclean instant cleanser work? daily smoker who was clean for 24 hours, took the cleanser and within 4 hours took urine test. i'm really nervous but its only been 2 days since i took the test; any help would be great.

sauce

May 25 2011, 9:57 pm

Has anybody uses certos I have been clean going on 26 days and been diluting myself with water and cranberry juice and would like to know if anybody has passed on that method I will be taking a test at us healthworks any help would be great

poiuyt

May 22 2011, 11:00 am

what happened to willpower?

if you know that you have a drug test coming up, why on earth would you continue using drugs?

Heavy User

May 22 2011, 1:21 am

Nexis with aloe rid worked for my hair test.

bullshit!!

May 21 2011, 4:30 pm

like Liz stated below, detox products are a scam. you passed because of the water you drank. you wouldve passed if you poured that detox drink down the drain and refilled it with water.

you guys sound like a bunch of shills plugging for QCarbo, Stinger, Omni, and others. Got to raise those commission dollars so you can pay rent for your dumpy garage apartment in the slums eh?
fuckin losers!

pablo

May 21 2011, 4:15 pm

I took a urine test for a job yesterday, my test slip showed a code SAP 10/50 NIT. What does this mean?

Dogg

May 21 2011, 2:03 pm

I read this board prior to testing and I wanted to give some feedback to say thanks for the advise.

I quit smoking for a few weeks (around 10 days) knowing the job I applied for required a DT but then went to Coachella music and arts festival and partook once again. I then continued to be clean for another 19 days. When I went for the DT I used what has worked for me several times in the past called Naturally Klean Tea. The company I was hired by was using a place called LabCorp. They called me back a few days later and said the sample was too diluted and I had to re-take the test and to drink a lot less water. I took a couple of homes test and passed with out using any detox products. Then took the DT again using QCarbo and I PASSED. :) For the record, I was a daily smoker for 10 years+, I'm 6' and 225lbs. Now that I'm sober, I think I'm quitting for good, it's just not worth the risk. Time to get my life back from the pot monster within me.

Good luck to you all.

buckeye420

May 18 2011, 1:52 am

stinger detox has always worked for me. omni as well. also niacin for those on a small budget. i took one 500mg tablet 2 hours before my test, then another an hour later, followed by 32 oz of water, and i passed. that was for probation. for a lab test though i would recommend using someone else's pee. the detox products make it come back diluted. ive found that microwaving the pee for ten seconds, then taping it to your groin or even putting it in your bra will keep it from dropping below your body temp. i would recommend also buying a detox, just in case you can't find someone to pee for you...

Treesrule

May 17 2011, 8:52 pm

Responding to RandyH: Ive taken many hair tests from different facilities in the past ten years and I do know for sure that the rule of thumb is 30 days per half-inch of hair. Typically they clip 1.5 inch of hair sample for the test and discard the excess. So therefore:

1.5 inches = 90 days

Kindbud305

May 17 2011, 3:18 pm

Going for CO position, I'm a heavy LOUD smoker meaning, I blow the best, BUT I stopped smoking days now, trying to gradually quit weeks previously, NOW, I may have either a urine test or saliva test bc of the position, NOW my friend has been on probation 4 six yrs n e uses QCarbo32, he's passed every time n he's the "weed man" LOL, ok I have a extended job offer tomorrow which i think they drop the BOMB on me, what can I do?! Go buy the detox shyt or what, I usually use my niece piss, which I'm leaning towards, but if I can not use "clean piss", alternative please....

OH AND KEEP YOUR NEGATIVE BULLSHIT TO YOURSELF, I'M LOOKING FOR HELPFUL ADVICE , NOT A SPEECH BOUT D.A.R.E

Trishabrown420

May 16 2011, 3:12 pm

I had my DT today. I thought I was getting a pee test and I had my clean substituted pee sample ready, but they gave me a saliva swab test instead. My last smoke was late Saturday afternoon. I was nervous as hell but I tested negative :)
So I concur totally what living proof below had stated.

LizRN022361

May 13 2011, 6:46 pm

@Sooner..

Theres no such thing is a product that can permanently rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do that. Anyone who had done their research on how THC is processed in the human body would know and understand this. Obviously, the scam artists that manufacture and peddle those "detox" products dont.
And if you take the sales pitches of these products at face value, then Ive got some oceanfront property in Kentucky that is for sale.
All "detox" products are a big scam to prey upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their cash. When they do work at all, they work on the principle of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that you are required (by the product directions) to drink with them. You can spend up to $200 on a "detox" potion kit and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just water and vitamin B2.

living proof

May 13 2011, 11:19 am

brutal master is wrong about saliva tests. 6 days is wrong. ive passed a half dozen saliva tests less than 24 hrs after the last toking sesh. and i did no studying or tricks to pass either.

Soonerthanlater

May 11 2011, 3:02 pm

I also bought the 6 day permanent detox from advanced detox solutions. im skechy of it now that i read the label for the website and thats even spelled wrong. Anyone used this yet?

Havent smoked in a week, I run several miles a day, and I believe my test is in 5-8 more days

worked

May 9 2011, 1:42 pm

got a hair test?
wear a wig.
it worked 4 me :)

RandyH

May 9 2011, 1:35 pm

Anybody here had any success with JerryGs bleach & redye method to pass a hair follicle test? My test is scheduled for Thursday afternoon. Ive stopped smoking for 30-35 days but I was told the hair test goes back 90 days. Is this true or is it just a scare tactic?

meximark

May 5 2011, 8:35 pm

haha dodged a bullet on the hair test. i was found untestable from the lab because i groom myself with wahl clippers. i didnt shave completly but i made sure i was very trimmed. my whole body arms, legs, armpits and undercarage as well they said they cant test hair under 1 inch in length. "i was like what do u want me to do im not a 70s porn star and i take pride in how i look." my babies mom is gonna love that because i made her get one too. hopefully she fails
toke up bitches!!!

meximark

May 4 2011, 1:03 pm

hola so here is how i pass my UAs for work. i work construction earning pretty good money. because we jump from job to job i am required to take alot of piss test. what i do when i know im taking a UA that day is i buy some breast milk bags from the grocery store and a cheap thermometer from the dollar store i have a buddy
(who is clean)piss in a bottle and transfer it into the bag filling it like 1/3 of the way then getting all the air out and making sure its sealed. i wear compression athletic shorts with the pocket in the front for a cup. on my way to lab i pick up a cheap coffee. so in the lab parking lot after i drank half the coffee i take the lid off and tea bag the cold piss in the coffee for a couple seconds. i pull out my theromometer and try to get the temp at 100 degrees if it gets to hot let it chill i put it on the heater with the ac on. so when its at 100 degrees i roll the zipper end of the bag up and i place it into another breast milk bag. and stuff it down into my convient pocket (dont drink the rest of the coffee lol) and walk into the clinic. after i go into the pisser for the test i pull it out of the pocket and fill the cup to the line and dump the rest into the toilet. i then roll up the bag removing all the air and place it pack into that pocket. and pass every time! this has always been effective for the test i take because they dont watch u pee.

6.00 for breast milk bags (double seal)
15.00 for athletic shorts
1.00 for the thermometer
2 dollars for the coffee
----Knowing u passed a UA PRICELESS----
so for 24 dollars u pass and u have the stuff for the next time u have to take a UA i keep it in a bag in my trunk in case i get sent from the job site to the lab.

meximark

May 3 2011, 7:26 pm

thanks friend for the help
"im stressing out man!"(tommy chong) lol

friend

May 3 2011, 6:04 pm

maybe google JerryG's hair test method. i read it on a thread here.

friend

May 3 2011, 5:46 pm

I used a shampoo that was like 75 - 100 bucks - cant remember the name. It definitely worked for that. Not for cocaine ( so i am guessing not meth either) but EVERYTHING else. It consisted of two shampoos of different ingredients. they had to sit in your hair for a while so be prepared for it to take a coupla hours (i hvae really long hair though) Not to stress you out but I heard they can test all follicles (pubic, eyebrow, arms, etc...idk...) but I do know that the shampoo worked for me !! BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!! Sometimes you just gotta deal though to get through shit.

meximark

May 3 2011, 5:27 pm

so my babies mom has seen me smoke pot b4 the court ordered me to take a couple UAs i passed one by using magnum detox clean start and one i was clean...shes a hatefull bitch and cant believe i passed.so now she ordered a hair follicule test which will go to a lab. its been like 70 days since i smoked last.i have a shaved head so its gonna have to be a body hair. since i had luck with magnum i bought the shampoo does anyone know if it works. or what will work i have a lot riding on this so i need to pass

mary jane

May 2 2011, 5:52 am

i have been an every day smoker for almost 10 years now and have never once in my life had to take a drug test i have to take one in 2 weeks and im over weight and i do a lot of lifting and running around at my job i only drink water and eat very healthy but im still worried im not going to pass it and i dont know what detox to use and i dont want to buy fake urine because they watch you... what do i do...??

zippripped

Apr 28 2011, 5:17 pm

those spit swab tests aint shit. my job uses those as random tests. they do randoms after lunch time so they can see how many people they can bust for getting high during lunch.
i always chew several altoids cinnamon mints after lunch. it hasnt failed me yet on the swab tests after getting randomed 3 times this year so far.

SCREWED

Apr 28 2011, 2:07 pm

I'm a chronic daily smoker and had to submit to a pre-employment drug screen last week, so I stopped smoking for 2 days and ironically enough, I took the test on 4/20 and purchased a product I bought at a local headshop (for $50!!)called Rescue Ice Instant Cleansing product by www.appliedsciences.net and IT DID NOT WORK! I was terminated on my start date and now I'm dealing with an attorney to see if there is any way the company would allow me a second chance. Take the proper precautions because I thought I did and it's ruined my professional career.

dankgrownn

Apr 27 2011, 9:26 pm

just want to let you peeps know the ingology golden shower synthetic piss must have worked. its been 3 weeks now ive been working and heard no bad news at all.

anonymous

Apr 27 2011, 9:22 pm

@Smokem up....how do you keep the synthetic urine to appropriate temperature levels?

Brutal Master

Apr 25 2011, 10:21 pm

the worst test is the saliva test. It is only good for about 6 days on pot unless you are a chronic smoker like myself. With the saliva test there is not much you can do but abstenance. Everything else is about 3 days but the thing about it is that you cannot really beat it without just obstaining.

stormychic420

Apr 25 2011, 4:36 pm

how accurate are home drug tests when compared to the tests used at the lab?

CaliBuds

Apr 21 2011, 1:02 pm

I had my urine test last Thursday at Medtox and used the ClearChoice additive. Ive followed all directions. Today, the results finally came back...ADULTERATED. The lab said my pH and nitrites levels were unacceptable. What a crock of shit!

For anyone whose planning on using ClearChoice, use at your own risk. It wont work.

TnA

Apr 21 2011, 12:46 pm

Decided to celebrate 420 yesterday bc I've never missed one, well I've been clean for a month and 6 days now, for this bomb ass position at a hospital. It's been about a month since Ive put in my resume and guess what? They called me yesterday...way to ruin my day. So would anybody know just how long it'll stay in my system? I drink nothing but water and Gatorade anyways and I don't hardly eat fried food, I'm 5'8 and 142 if thats needed to know. If somebody has anything I'd love to hear it! Thanks!!!

taking a test

Apr 20 2011, 9:56 pm

I have to take a pee test next week for a new job. I got this 6 day cycle of pills (mostly b12 and some other stuff) from advanced detox solutions. anyone know if this works? has anyone had success with this? gimme something!

nugz

Apr 16 2011, 2:27 pm

protox dont work with THC. maybe other drugs but not THC. i took 3 different THC tests after using it and still failed all of them.

Smokem up

Apr 15 2011, 4:02 pm

Btw the brand I use, in case any are wondering, is urine luck.

Smokem up

Apr 15 2011, 3:57 pm

For those fearing the almighty drug test I have only two words : synthetic urine. It works, including for governmental tests such as the FAA. I have used it multiple times, as well as knowing others who have as well (including several commercial pilots hence the FAA comment.)

ma ruth

Apr 14 2011, 10:48 pm

to ''need advice''....
you never stated how frequent of a toker you were before you stopped.

if your test is 3 days away and youre still exercising, you should stop. when you burn fat cells, thc metabolites are released into the bloodstream and end up in the urine. you need to put your body in STORAGE MODE by being dormant until after the test, so you wont release a bunch of thc metabolites, which will end up in the sample cup.

LeslieV

Apr 14 2011, 8:48 pm

Ill be driving a semi truck soon. Have to pass the DOT drug test first. I'm dirty as hell failing 3 at-home tests in a row and planning on sneaking in some pee from a clean relative. The question is will I be watched while peeing? Will there be any cameras? Any DOT experts or drivers who taken the test please help..

yogermeister

Apr 13 2011, 5:58 pm

from everything i've read you should be fine. if i remember right a non regular user should be clean in as little as 4 to 5 days unless you smoked a lot on that last occasion the it said 2 too 3 weeks

NEEDADVICE

Apr 13 2011, 5:24 pm

If someone would be kind enough to give me some advice or input I'd greatly appreciate it. I am on the verge of getting my dream job and I really don't want to fail this drug test. I stopped smoking exactly 3 weeks ago and my test is in a couple days. I did a 7-day total body rapid cleanse program which I just finished yesterday. I have been working out, running, for the past 2 weeks. I hit the steam room yesterday and am planning on hitting it again a couple times before my test. Also, I am taking AZO cranberry pills and I have taken 6 total in 3 days. I am also drinking water, green tea, and eating seafood. I am still really nervous about failing this test because a lot depends on it there's just a lot on the line. Can anyone HELP me out and give me some advice or input on whether or not I am ok? I am also 5'9 175-180. I've only smoked max 6-7 times this entire year and the last time being exactly 3 weeks ago. Again, I'd really appreciate someones help

Thanks

yogermeister

Apr 11 2011, 9:54 pm

4 years ago i had 2 job offers and used protox the day of one test and failed but less than a week later i passed for my current job and i smoked about the same then.

yogermeister

Apr 11 2011, 9:52 pm

i have a piss test coming up,not sure, when meet the man on thursday 4/11 to find out, and havent smoked in at least ten days. i've been a light smoker by comparison to most ppl i know, two maybe three hits a day. an 8th will last me 3 to 4 wks. i have always drank a lot of water caffeine and alcohol. i am 5'9" about 140# and drank protox the other day to flush out. i have less than normal body fat and always have. i am very active in my job and walk a lot. what are my chances of passing. i'm going to work for a good friend and dont want to fail.

FingersCrossed

Apr 6 2011, 11:55 pm

I took a drug test today and used synthetic urine. It's not a medical job but is through a hospital and I'm nervous about whether or not it's going to work, I feel like telling the difference between the two is something that shouldn't be that hard for them...Keep you posted on if it works or not.

dankgrownn

Apr 6 2011, 8:43 pm

my local headshop ran out of quickfix plus fake pee.
all they had was this type of fake pee called ingology golden shower.
the bottle looks exactly like quickfix so i bought it and used it for a random pee test earlier today. temp was right on at 98f.
ill keep you peeps posted. my job is riding on this.

anon

Apr 4 2011, 6:54 pm

well passed, if the only reason youre here is to hawk detox products then go about it the right way and contact the site owners about buying ad space. dont be such a cheap ass, dickhead!

big G

Apr 3 2011, 7:12 pm

Blake was here

Funky420

Mar 31 2011, 3:51 pm

Wow. Quertybin, really?? Ya' know this IS America, so I won't hate on you for expressing your opinion on the matter. I will however, state mine:

It's people like you have allowed this country to go to shambles. Your comments indicate that you are a closed-minded lemming--just another sheep in a flock of thousands--who doesn't think for yourself. Keep listening to everything the governent and special interest groups tell you. You hear that "drugs are bad," so you take that as fact, as truth, and you preach (in the WRONG places i might add--High Times website!?) to everyone about how pure and "correct" you live your life. You follow in lockstep with everyhting you hear because, quite obviously, you have no mind of your own. "Drugs" ARE bad; cocaine, methamphetamines, speed, crack, ecstasy, heroin... THOSE are the substances that are killing people's brains and minds. Marijuana as we know it, is nothing more than the flower produced by the Cannabis plant. It is HARMLESS. You'd know if you smoked some...

Oh well... I guess this world is big enough for all kinds of people, but you should take your soapbox preaching to a middle school D.A.R.E. program, not a website for adults dedicated to marijuana culture. Because I can tell you right now, your not going to convince anyone here to stop enjoying marijuana, you're just going to be the laughing stock of this forum and draw negative criticism from people like myself.

By the way, I am a 33 year old male with a Bachelor's degree in Communication, a Masters in clinical counseling and an Certificate of Advanced Graduate Study (CAGS) in Gerontology. I am currently employed by a well known nationwide non-profit organization where I co-ordinate treatment services for elders with developmental disabilities. I also work ona consultancy basis as a behaviorist for adults with Autism and PDD. I make a very decent living and just bought a very nice condominum located in arespectable and well known Boston suburb. Would you call me a "mindless zombie with no ambition or self control?" Meet the adult cannabis connisieur--it's a growing population, and there are already very many of us. This is not something that's limited to baby-boomers, dirty hippies, or inner-city youth. In fact, YOUR nextdoor neighbors may be "having an illegal puff" of marijuana right now, as you read this.

Sorry for the rant, everyone..

Quertybin, thank you very much--have as great a day as you possibly can with such a small closed mind.

florida

Mar 30 2011, 6:57 pm

i smoke weed every day and a couple years ago i was on probation for 2 years but i continued smoking and passed every drug test with q carbo 24 tests i took and the probation officer said my urine looked deluted only one time in two years but i still past i have a job interview tomorrow and im going with q carbo with confidence

2scent

Mar 28 2011, 5:13 pm

yea i heard of legacy metrolab. they are real piss nazis. they check your piss for EVERYTHING. diluted, herbs, vitamins, synthetic, it dont matta.
bastards.

passed

Mar 25 2011, 10:42 pm

BTW, I am lying. I never took a drug test. Im a salesman for jazz detox who is just making my rounds promoting the product.

Bud Pimp

Mar 25 2011, 10:33 pm

shouldve used synthetic pee.
i use it for all my pee tests.
its not worth losing your job using detox drinks, dilution tricks or anything else that involves your own dirty pee.

dildo

Mar 24 2011, 6:07 pm

just peeled back bottle of qcarbo32 and shit loads of water. been smoking oil heavily also pot and had a hash joint yesterday lol.. piss test today 1pm see how we go carb0 lol don't like my chances after reading all this though ha

passed

Mar 24 2011, 10:12 am

I did 10mg opana (oxymorphone) and smoked a pinner joint last night at midnight. I woke up this morning at six and drank the big bottle of wild cherry jazz. I dropped for my PO at 9:15 this morning. No lab test just 5 panel. I refilled the jazz bottle with water three times. Pissed probably six or seven times all clear. I'm 6'0 and weigh 150 high metabolism. The line for thc. Was there but faint still negative tho fuck it. Real talk I think it was the water and my piss was so diluted but who know. Damn sure not my PO but I was so nervous my dick was shaking in the cup while the weirdo stared as usual. Props to jazz tho. I would never lie about such serious matters like freedom. Good luck to all stay free

DexterD

Mar 22 2011, 9:34 pm

Youre not the only one..Q carbo costed me a chance for my dream job as well. I ve been a semiregular toker of some cheap schwag for only a year and stopped 10 days before the DT.

On the day of the DT Ive followed the directions to the letter and made sure not to drink too much water. I gave my sample which had a normal looking yellow color. The clinic that took my sample was Smithton Acute Care but was sent off to Legacy Metrolabs in Portland for testing.

After 9 days of waiting, I called the employer to ask if I have a start date. The employer HR rep told me no. They went on and said that even though Legacy didnt find any THC, the scientist had detected a "cover-up agent". Because of that, I was denied the job.

The bottom line is if you want that high-paying dream job, you better steer clear of Q carbo and other detox drinks. The labs are no longer fooled by them and they will detect them.

litesmoker

Mar 21 2011, 11:54 am

qcarbo is a ripoff. it failed me and i am a lite smoker. i lost a good paying job because of that shit. anyone who supports qcarbo must be a shill for the company. telling people to use it is going to make others lose their job or even get their probation yanked and sent to jail.

coke kills!!

Mar 20 2011, 9:59 am

not only does cocaine make your teeth fall out, but it also destroys your heart and kills you. Ive seen it happen way too many times. yes sunchine you are right: you are STUPID for messing with that shit.

people need to just stick with weed.

Sunchine

Mar 14 2011, 8:46 pm

Thank you! I got a home test Im gonna take Wens morning just to be sure. Im not a regular smoker of it. Only ever done it a couple times just bad timing on this one, but Thanks for the heads up.

Never failed a drug test!

Mar 14 2011, 11:05 am

Sunchine, cocaine typically stays in your system anywhere from 72-120 hours (3-5 days). You should be fine. But, if you want to be cautious, do what you need to do. I've never been one to smoke coke as it makes your teeth fallout. Just a heads up...

sunchine

Mar 12 2011, 9:21 pm

Ok so I need some input here - I was an everyday smoker until 10/31/10 where i quit until the holidays smoked for 3 weeks until 2/9/11 & have not smoked since (about 5-6 weeks) but my stupid ass smoked alil coke the other nite with a friend, now I have a drug test in 6 days - FML! My question is I have 2 bottles of the Purified Strip Instant Acting Detox drink, it was suggested that I drink one 2 days before & the other the morning of - Will this work? Will I be ok? Is 6 days enough time for the coke to not show? Please someone give me some good news...

leglize it already!

Mar 12 2011, 4:15 pm

Just wanted to say that almost 2 weeks ago I went for a pre-employment drug test. I used the Terminador Gold 60. My pee was yellow but the results came back diluted. I had to go back last week and retake the test. Again I used the Terminador Gold (I go a new bottle for my empty one and was told 'thats not a normal result'). I just got my results for the 2nd test - negative-diluted! So, thank heavens they are letting me go again, I have to go back on Monday. This time I bought Quick Fix 5.7 synthetic urine. I hope it works! Anyone use Quick fix lately???

Chris - QCarbo32 WORKS!

Mar 10 2011, 8:38 am

Just wanted to share my story, as it may help others with their upcoming drug test. I recently got a job offer from a very well known insurance company, in their legal department. The job offer was contingent on the results of a background check, and a drug screening. The background check I wasn't concerned about, as I have never received a felony, or stolen anything. And that's really what they are looking for, unless your job requires driving. Then a motor vehicle record comes into play. I was only concerned about the drug screening. I have been an avid marijuana smoker for about 10 years (I'm 28). Although, I started smoking occasionally at 16. I typically smoke 5-7 grams a week on average. Sometimes more, but never less than an 1/8 a week. When I found out I got the interview, I had smoked that day. Which was 02/08/11. First interview was 02/11/11 followed by a second interview 02/14/11. So the last day I smoked was on the 02/08. I got the call that I received the job, pending the test on 02/22/11. I went into the office, and they handed me a packet, and a letter with the job offer, and what not. In the packet was the Quest Diagnostic's drug screening form, and was advised to take it as soon as possible (they expect it in about 3 days max!) I took it two days later on 02/24.
Now for what I did up to the test: The day I found out I had the interview, I stopped smoking marijuana right away. I had smoked that day, and just so happened to have finished my bag, so it was perfect. No temptation. I started drinking water, about a cup every 30-45 minutes. Replaced beverages at meals with water or Green Tea (Good Earth Super Green Tea). Stopped drinking beer. Stopped eating fatty foods. Strictly high protein meats, and vegetables. Healthy carbs like whole grain bread. I am about 5'9, 160lbs. So, I don't have much fat on my body at all, so I didn't want to add any just incase, as THC sticks to fatty cells.I also continued to workout every other day. I did this from 02/08 up until my test on 02/24. The day of my test, I took QCarbo32 Extra Strength grape drink 3 hours before my test. Didn't take the pills. It was tough to get done, by I plugged my nose, and just went at it. Taking breaths every 5 gulps or so. Afterwards, I had to control myself from wanting to throw up. Waited about 10 minutes, and drank a glass of water. It was tough to get down because my stomach was so bloated from taking the drink. But I managed. After about 5 minutes....the flood gates opened! I start to pee like crazy. I was sipping water at this point, and had to pee every 5-10 minutes. Of course, my pee was smelling exactly like the drink, but was neon yellowish. I was taking B2 Complex, and that didn't matter. I left for the test having to pee (25 minute car ride) got to the testing facility, and of course, forgot the lab paperwork I was to bring, So, I had to drive home. I stopped at a gas station, and peed before I got home. By time I was driving back I had to pee again. Got to the lab, and the physician was busy with someone else, so I went to the bathroom because I just couldn't hold it. She came out 5 minutes later, and I told her I just got back from the gym, and had to pee really bad, and she understood (great excuse, because then they expect if you are in decent shape, and go to the gym, you might be taking some vitamins or powders which would explain a discolored urine). So she provided me with water so that I can make myself have to pee again. Of course this wasn't going to be a problem. I was ready to go in a few minutes. I peed the first of the stream in the toilet, and then the required amount in the cup, and the rest in the toilet (i was actually directed by the physician to do so). Handed are the neon/yellow pee. And once the temperature was taken, I was sent on my way. Received a call yesterday, that I passed the test and background check, and was officially given the position!
I hope this helps! Keep in mind, everyone's body is different. I happen to be in shape, with low body fat. If you have some extra pounds, it might take a little more sweat to get good results. Also, I should mention that I do smoke cigarettes regularly, but did not smoke the day of the test!

toxicdank

Mar 7 2011, 4:42 pm

To "it's a myth", You hit the nail on the head with 100% accuracy.

toxicdank

Mar 7 2011, 4:37 pm

I say boycott the drug test, I mean everybody. They only have power because the human race keeps acquiescing to their demands.
And qwertybin, You're a dumb ass. Alcohol and pills kill more people than cannabis. The only reason cannabis does any damage is because of prohibition. Learn to educate yourself before you spout out second hand disinformation.
Cannabis, it's God's favorite plant

its a myth

Mar 6 2011, 7:07 pm

you passed because of the water.
you drank water which diluted your THCA count enough to trigger a negative on the screen. the azo had nothing to do with it. its the water that does all the "work".
azo is nothing more than a myth and you fell for it like a five year old kid - hook, line, and sinker.

go getta

Feb 28 2011, 5:08 pm

Anyone taking azo knows to NOT go do a DT until your urine is clear duh!!! but yes it does work.. take them and drink lots of water until it's clear...

help

Feb 23 2011, 1:36 pm

any 1 work for white castle? what kinda test do they do?

anita bongtoke

Feb 23 2011, 2:34 am

Yea and when the hell did this old lady get beaten up? Damn reefer.ha

Da dank dank

Feb 23 2011, 2:30 am

Fuck weed haters!!!!!!!!!!! I takes mine to the head!!!!!!!!! SMOKE SUM BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NeedHelpPlease

Feb 21 2011, 4:33 pm

I had a DT 4 Days ago and I used magnum synthetic urine it was done by QuestDio. Does Magnum synthetic work? Anyone ever used it?

passed my test

Feb 19 2011, 3:08 am

after drinking gallons of water and taking more than 1000mg total of niacin i still failed an at-home test with 2 days before the real deal at the clinic. so i went ahead and used a clean pals urine for the test and got the job.
subbing is the only way to go.

qwertybin

Feb 17 2011, 2:14 pm

You and Greenlife should be GLAD that I'm here! Who else would be caring enough to talk sense into you and every other drug user here?

You guys may not realize it, but you are harming society with your abuse of drugs. Think about the poor old lady thats getting beaten and robbed for drug money for every time you take that little illegal puff of marijuana. All the gangsterism and violent crimes associated with drug abuse trickles all the way down to the casual pot smoker.

cannasinse

Feb 17 2011, 2:03 pm

Jazz detox didnt work for me either. The lab detected it as a masking agent. Whoever is stupid enuff to recommended it must be shilling for the company to avoid paying for advertising space. Get a fucking life and a real job so you can pay for the ad space you sorryass.

fuck you qwertybin

Feb 17 2011, 1:49 pm

qwertybin, you and your babble doesnt belong here! get the fuck out!

love that Jazz!

Feb 17 2011, 12:38 am

Jazz total detox is the best out there. i use it once a month for three years now and it worked every time for me. highly recommend it...

very pissed off!!

Feb 15 2011, 8:39 pm

i fuckin failed using that shitty "jazz" drink too. that shit drink is fuckin bogus! i am a sometime toker and stopped for 2 weeks before drinking that shit and still tested positive. all you fuckers that recommend that shit drink oughta pay me 10 times over since i lost my job. assholes.

GreenLife

Feb 14 2011, 5:20 pm

Hey Qwerty,

You realize that you're on High Time's website preaching some don't do drugs bull. Really? You mentioned an unrealistic sum of money followed by "lost productivity"... maybe you should have just smoked a joint instead of blogging about how much you don't like weed on High Times's website... You also left your note with an all caps exit... well here's mine for you...CHILL!!

Every day is the best day....

worked

Feb 12 2011, 7:11 pm

shoulda wore a wig.
it worked 4 me.

magnum detox shampoo doesntwork

Feb 11 2011, 9:53 pm

Just got back results and guess what, I failed. Wasted 150 on shampoo it doesnt work. Don't waste your money, save it because your'e not gonna get the job.

question..

Feb 10 2011, 9:50 pm

wouldnt simply using hair extensions do the trick instead of a whole wig?

MS. INDEPENDENT

Feb 7 2011, 12:33 pm

Bizzy tea u get from the herbal store take the night b4 and I took Jazz Total Detox 90 minutes b4 my pee was very clear but i passed a drug test for probation nah whats up......Im suprised these so called smokers dnt know that ........toodles

qwertybin

Feb 5 2011, 7:25 pm

You shouldve thought about that before you started taking that illegal puff of marijuana, Nobody.
If you want to pass a drug test, dont do drugs.
Drug tests are there for a reason: drugs kill. They destroy minds. They stifle ambition. And they account for billions of dollars in lost productivity. People like me who live clean, decent and correct lives have a right to worry about these things and should not ever be crowded in by a bunch of burned-out zombies who cannot control themselves.

Drugs are illegal and drug tests are here to stay. So stop trying to look for ways to cheat the system and get your acts together. SAY NO TO DRUGS!

Have a nice day. :)

nobody

Feb 2 2011, 8:55 pm

Jazz detox drink does not work. I followed it by the letter and self tested at home twice to no success. Im about 230lbs and 6'4 medium build. I have a test in 24hrs and have no clue what to do ?

to_anonymous

Feb 2 2011, 1:16 pm

Expensive wigs are made of real hair. Actually, that's genious =)
Unless the donors a toker

to_heads up

Feb 2 2011, 1:10 pm

There are more options for "Foiling" a drug test than there are labs trying to catch up. The main ingredient is always water; that won't be illegal anytime soon (maybe taxed & regulated...).

If nothing else, drink a shitload of water and the "dilution" results will buy you 2 more weeks and an extra attempt (I've done it). Nothing wrong with being Hydrated...

Then, you can always add stuff to make the water seem real. Which can have rounds with the lab (there's always more tests that can be done, and theres always ingredients that can help foil the many tests).

Or, use a good old fashioned substitute. If its not warm enough, use a hot metal cap of a lighter on the temp strip.

Cup tests not sent to the lab are the EASIEST to cheat.

to_ddb

Feb 2 2011, 1:01 pm

Yes. Duh. Good luck on detoxing from opiates.

anonymous

Jan 31 2011, 9:07 pm

ur such a dumbass a wig ur stupid it would never work it would cum back from the lab as plastic a real wig is like 500$ an up

FreakingOut

Jan 31 2011, 2:03 am

HI Guys, my boyfriend has a pre-employment UA for a really important job on Wednesday (2 days away), he hasn't smoked for 4 weeks and before then had stopped smoking for a few months.
We thought he'd be clean, but did a home test 4 days ago & he failed for THC.

I bought a bottle of that Zydot detox drink & he is gonna give it a trial run today to see if it works.

Does anybody KNOW (from personal experience) whether this shit works? Will it turn up on a drug screen? The test is at a doctors office, not a lab if that makes a difference?

Please help! I am seriously losing my shit. =)

CharlieBuds

Jan 29 2011, 11:43 am

DONT USE AZO! IT WILL CAUSE THE SAMPLE TO BE FLAGGED!

I used Azo's for the DT Tuesday and it made my urine color dark orange. The nurse seen that as a sign of tampering and made me give another urine sample with an observer watching. The color of the second sample wasnt as dark but still an odd orange color. The nurse sent off both urine samples to Quest Diagnostics with a note advising to run a more thorough test on them.
Yesterday the samples came back. STILL POSITIVE FOR THC. The lab scientist also noted that a "clear effort was made to adulterate the specimen". Because of this, I lost my chance to enter company-ordered rehab and was given my termination paper.

Point is AZO does not work on THC. It only makes your urine orange which causes the sample to be flagged. DONT RISK YOUR JOB ON IT!

POTonly

Jan 29 2011, 11:20 am

you in the wrong site homie. this is a POT site.
try pills.net
besides popping pills is bad for you.
as the saying goes "PILLS KILL"

ddb

Jan 28 2011, 12:53 pm

This may sound like a dumb question here, I take vicodin for a injury, somedays I take none some days I take 8. Today I take 8 and will this effect a nine panel drug screen I have to take for a new job? thanks

heads up

Jan 27 2011, 1:33 pm

this is 2011. the labs have caught on to those detox cleaners and will detect them.
and depending on what state you live, its against the law to try to foil drug tests and the lab can turn the donor over to the police if they detect anyone trying to cheat.

the labs and the laws are clamping down on drug test cheaters. its best to just stop using drugs altogether.

Re; desperate

Jan 26 2011, 5:18 pm

forget it desperate. those detox products are a ripoff when you can do the same thing with just water. and azos doesnt do jack-shit for thc metabolites.
if youre really serious about passing, (and not just posting bullshit stories in an effort to promote those products youve mentioned) find a clean person and use their urine.

re::

Jan 26 2011, 1:37 pm

If you have a hair follicle test, Google up "JerryG's hair test method". Its even supposed to work on heavy tokers.

greenlocks

Jan 24 2011, 9:40 pm

i have a drug test this friday. not sure if its a pee or hair test. i smoke at least 3 bowls a day for the past six months and havent smoked for over two weeks now. do you guys think im okay and if not what should i do? all replys appreciated.

worked

Jan 24 2011, 2:43 pm

got a hair test?
wear a wig.
it worked 4 me
:)

copopopa

Jan 24 2011, 2:36 pm

stay clear of bogus products like omni, protox, qcarbo and readyclean. i failed all tests using all these shitty products. the only two surefire ways to pass is to stop toking or use a urine sample from a drug-free associate.

stonefree

Jan 22 2011, 9:10 pm

The man aking abouy rszor' Tried it. vinager. lots of it. burned my head. But did not take test for fear docs would notice my scabbed and red scalp. Got a job opprotunity in a few week really want it but urine and head test will be givin any ideas? hair test my main issue any ideas,
.AS all of us semi good jobs are on the line. Delima. my boss just recently cought me tokin but kept it between us. gotta like that but my job is not the best but make $16.00 hr.send recomendations to raytravwill@yahoo.com

ReggieKBs

Jan 20 2011, 6:02 pm

what joytoker said. i took a court-ordered swab test and tested negative after only stopping the day before.

Joytoker420

Jan 19 2011, 7:13 pm

FUCK PISS TESTING!! EVERYBODY DEMAND SALIVA TESTING!!!
Saliva tests only detect THC for the short term unlike piss tests. And theyre getting less expensive than the run-of-mill piss screens these days. Ive smoked daily for over a year and passed a saliva test 20 hrs after my last smoke! WEEEEEEE!!!!

brendon bonghits

Jan 17 2011, 1:11 pm

like ralph below said, the detox wonder drinks are bullshit!
i failed TWICE using protox. the first time i failed i thought i may have missed a step in the instructions so i gave the drink another chance. for the 2nd time i followed every bit of instructions as careful as i could and still failed for cannabis smoke.
from that point on, i have smartened up and use only clean piss from a non-smoking buddy. you shouldve done the same thing too.

neb

Jan 14 2011, 8:56 pm

Question, I am 5'9 160lbs. Last time I smoked was on Dec. 15th. I took a home drug test on the 10th. Mailed it in for results and found out today i failed. I bought Protox from a smoke shop and followed instructions. Took a piss test for a job that same day about two hours later. what are the odds of passing or failing.

ralphtoker

Jan 13 2011, 6:26 pm

those cleansers are 100% bullshit!!
i smoked less than you did and used the 7-day cleanser and still failed a cheezy dip test for THC even after i followed the directions to the letter. i lost my job.
use at your own risk! the detox cleansers dont work!!

booman585

Jan 11 2011, 2:12 pm

Dr. Greens Agent X worked for me 3 times two in house tests at the testing facility one sent to a large lab. I had to use Quick fix this last time and so far so good. You usually hear something in 24 to 48 hours if dirty. You need to watch the heating pads with these products however, twice they didnt work. I found that if possable place the product on your defroster for about 10 minutes as soon as the temp strip reaches 100 degrees place close to your body they will keep their heat for quite some time. On one occation my sample was almost 100 degrees and this past time about 92 they made me wait for almost an hour before testing, both passed. The warmer sample was examined harder by the tech than the 92 degree sample. I have found that this is the big test once you pass the temp. most facilities will only run a few basic PH, specific gravity tests then use the tests strips to determine if there are drugs or drug motabolites present. Unfortunatually, the only 100% garanteed way to pass is not to smoke. WILL THEY PLEASE LEGALIZE ALLREADY!!!!!

?

Jan 10 2011, 6:08 pm

detox cleansers are scams. they dont do anything for thc metabolites. you shouldve understood that as a lesson learned when you failed your first test after using a detox cleanser, honcho.

mighty intelligent folk we got there in them parts?

you betcha..*rolls eyes"

jb

Jan 10 2011, 3:50 am

So heres my story... short and sweet, hopefully.
5'9 145lbs. I have been an avid smoker for about 4 years but got caught with simple possession on November 9th. I smoked only three times on rare occasions up until the first of December and then stopped to be safe. However, I just got back from Denver on a vacation with some friends (where nugget is legal) and ended up taking a few hits of a blunt on December 28th. My urine test isn't until January 18th, so everyone keeps telling me ill be fine since im skinny with high metabolism. However, im kinda freaking out since i had been smoking for so long before i quit, and if I fail I go to jail. So i went to GNC and got the 7 day total body cleansing program, and just started yesterday. I work as a valet, so I do get descent exercise by running, drinking water, and sweating (which i hear is the trick), but im no workout-aholic. Long story short, it will be 21 days from the last time I smoke, to the day i pee. Do you (the reader) think ill be fine by then? Thanks for your time in advance.

Mike Honcho

Jan 8 2011, 6:13 pm

@ Jennnn26 if you have not smoked in 30 days you should be good to go. Just keep up with the water and find a way to sweat your ass off. Wish I had the 30 days not to smoke but I don't..... PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW IT WENT. GOOD LUCK

Miike Honcho

Jan 8 2011, 6:08 pm

Had a piss test for a job coming up so I asked a bunch of friends who worked the BP oil spill and they said they used Assure Body clean from GNC and they all passed one of whom weights twice as much as I do. So I didn't smoke for 4 days, drank water till it made me sick. I drank the stuff 3 hours before my test drank more water. Pissed about 3 times. And FAILED. My work is going to give me a second chance so now I'm going to try Formula 420 body clean I got from a head shop. and not smoking weed. I was thinking of trying Sure Gel also. I have no problem not smoking weed but don't have the 30 to 45 days not to smoke. and scared to death to bring someone elses pee. I WILL UPDATE IN A WEEK OR SO.

jennnn26

Jan 4 2011, 8:40 pm

anyone know anything about ulta mask one hour cleansing formula? i quit smoking pot a month before i took the urine test. but was smoking daily for over 10 years,2 urine was sent to lab and im waiting for the results. I need this job bad! can this mask be detected??

prodarian

Dec 31 2010, 6:29 pm

i used dog piss one time because i couldnt find anyone whos clean and synthetic piss wasnt invented yet. the result was POSITIVE FOR THC! i wondered "how in the fuck can this be?"..then it dawned on me that a few days before the drug test, my 1/8 oz baggie of kind bud went missing. ah-ha! the stupid dog ate the shit. so the dog fucked me over on two fronts - eating my last bit of kind bud AND costing me a good job by testing dirty for THC.
"mans best friend" my ass!

damnpeetests

Dec 29 2010, 8:04 pm

what about dog pee? i can get my yorky to pee at command and can store it in an old lotion bottle that was totally rised dry. has anyone done used dog pee before and passed?

getbudz

Dec 24 2010, 7:50 pm

why waste money on synthetics when you can use someones clean piss for free?

rasta franasta

Dec 21 2010, 10:45 pm

to HELP...if you smoke that much and your last smoke was 24 hrs ago, then NO product will work for you. those cleansers are for lightweights and not for frequent smokers.
if youre truly serious about passing this test, youd better find a clean person to pee for you.

rasta franasta

Dec 21 2010, 10:37 pm

to the idiot below ...maybe theres some of us that dont WANT to stop getting stoned. i can get a clean bud to pee for me at anytime and beat those fucking drug tests everytime.
so put that in your pipe and smoke it dick cheese!

HELP!!!

Dec 21 2010, 9:55 pm

Im a very frequent pot smoker and I have a drug test in 24hrs. The last time I smoked was last night. I bought Herbal Clean Super QCaps...Does any one know if this product works? Please help!

Killing the spread of misinfo

Dec 21 2010, 2:19 pm

The creatinine and other urine constituent "buffers" WILL break down if the synthetic urine is stored in direct sunlight.
And for the specific gravity to be satisfactory, the reading must be between 1.0030 - 1.0200... not "50/50" as you claim. Go back and read the criteria outlined by the DHHS.

Just setting the record straight.

none ya

Dec 20 2010, 9:09 pm

I can get puriclean sythetic urine at my local liqour store on my way to the clinic for $18.95. Less than $20 out the door. How long can I store your sythetic? You say 2 years, but creatine does not break down under ultraviolet. As long as the specific gravity is over 50/50 we are good. So with a single 2 oz bottle I can make 3. I buy my heat packs by the case at the army/navy. Practice practice. What the heck can the average citizen expect will happen if he screws up with the SINGLE heat pack provided. To do this substitution correctly one must be be aware that temps can run if the ambient is too high, some companys sell re-dated heat packs, these will never reach temp. Why should the suppliers care? If someone screws this up, they will more than likely need to get another job, and a new kit from their supplier. Keep them coming.

the best and smartest way

Dec 10 2010, 5:58 pm

heres the best way and smartest way to pass a drug test: dont do drugs..

danman

Dec 9 2010, 10:24 am

hello? anybody here?

danman

Dec 9 2010, 10:18 am

i have a hair test coming up prob tomorro. does anyone know anything about omni detox shampoo? i have used testpure for years and have a 100% succes rate with it. unfortunatly my local head shop is out of testpure, so now i have to use omni. any help would be great. also, i have not smoked since oct. well i lied, maybe a few tokes here and there.

sucks!

Dec 3 2010, 5:03 pm

this blog sucks!
too many people here that act like product promoters and salespeople.
do these idiots actually have drug tests to take?
are they too cheap to buy ad space?

stikkyknots

Nov 30 2010, 7:49 pm

any saliva testing experts here?

how long does pot show up in the saliva, and what can i do to pass?

anonymous

Nov 30 2010, 5:55 pm

I'm a heavy smoker, so I decided to use Quick Fix as a sub. I'm worried that I did not pass since I could not go in the toilet. I'm thinking that the test facilitator needs to see some urine in the toilet causing the blue water to turn green. Does anyone have any incite as to whether that's considered a failed test? Other than that there were no problems. One thing I did not consider was the bubbles present in normal urine which premixed synthetic does not have. I read somewhere that female urine doesn't have as much bubbles as male, so maybe I'm okay Should I be concerned?

KChronik

Nov 26 2010, 10:05 pm

Hate to pop your bubble pips, but right on the heels of the Feds enacting the ban on K2, most of the major labs like LabCorp, Kroll, Quest Diagnostics, etc. have tests for K2 now.
The end for K2 is truly here, weenie-teenies.

pipscoloi

Nov 26 2010, 9:53 pm

hay peeps. if youre stessin the pot test and dont want to go thru trouble finding out what beats the test, then just forget the real stuff and consider K2 incense bud. you can get ripped 24/7 and not worry about the stupid pee test because K2 will not show up.

ITS ALL DILUTION - NOTHING MORE

Nov 26 2010, 5:08 pm

ALL OF YOU ARE EITHER SHILLS FOR THE SCAMMING DETOX PRODUCT INDUSTRY (posting under different names like shills do, of course) OR A BUNCH OF NIACIN NERDS TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO KEEP AN OLD DEBUNKED MYTH ALIVE!

FOR STARTERS NIACIN NERDS, YOUR BELOVED NIACIN IS NOT WHY YOU PASS DRUG TESTS - IT WAS THE GALLONS OF WATER. ALL YOU DID WAS DILUTED YOUR SYSTEM TO WHERE YOUR PISS SAMPLE TESTED NEGATIVE. THE NIACIN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, NERDS!! NIACIN HAS NO EFFECT ON THC --PERIOD! DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME PERPETUATING AN OLD DEBUNKED MYTH!!!!

AND TO ALL THE PURI-CLEAN PEDDLERS: YOUR HERO PRODUCT "WORKS" BECAUSE OF -YOU GUESSED IT- THE WATER! AGAIN, ALL YOU ARE DOING IS DILUTING YOUR SYSTEM BY DRINKING THE WATER, JUST LIKE THE NIACIN ABOVE. DETOX PRODUCTS DO NOTHING TO ELIMINATE THC FROM THE BODY REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SALES PITCHES TRY TO INSTILL INTO YOUR HEADS!

YOU WOULDVE PASSED THOSE TESTS ANYWAY JUST ON THE WATER CONSUMPTION ALONE AND WITHOUT THE NIACIN OR THOSE MAGIC SNAKE OIL PRODUCTS TO GO WITH IT.

THE DETOX PRODUCT INDUSTRY IS A BIG SCAM TO CAPTIALIZE ON THE GOVERNMENTS WAR ON DRUGS. THEY ONLY EXIST TO EXPLOIT THE UNINFORMED AND FEARFUL AND TAKING THEIR CASH. CANNABIS USERS ARE VICTIMIZED ENOUGH BY THE GOVERNMENT WITHOUT THESE DOUSHBAG SCAM ARTISTS GETTING INTO THE ACT.

25hrsclean lol

Nov 20 2010, 2:53 am

f**k me dead. i HIGHLY recommend the Puriclean Instant Body Cleanser! i quit smoking the day before my drug test and then drank 3 litres of cranberry juice and drank a puriclean detox drink and i passed and got hired today! yeowwwwww

Relieved

Nov 17 2010, 9:53 pm

Here's my story..Just started back really smoking weed about a month ago..mayb twice a week a 3-4 tokes when i do..I had a drug test on thursday and just finished smoking a roach on tuesday around 8pm..Stopped drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes about a month ago.5'3 127 .here's what i did

1 Wednesday..Go to local sex shop bought protox detox green apple flavor for high body mass 1 pak of Vale jump start pills and 1 pak of Vale fiberboost

2. Wednesday around 4pm took jump start pills with tons of water (6bottles) until start peeing clear ate a light meal

3.Thursday morning woke up arnd 7am drank Protox refilled bottle with water drank that..(nothing to eat or drink other than water) carried a bottle of water with me and sipped on that....urinated about 4 times before going to lab.. got to DT site around 9:50ish submitted specimen.. Passed!! got call for Employer saying i was ready to start my job that following Wednesday

Most importantly Prayer..

25hrsclean lol

Nov 17 2010, 2:13 pm

So i just drank Puriclean Instant Body Cleanser and am going to take my test now ill tell you how it goes

lollipop

Nov 17 2010, 12:00 am

Just wanted everyone to know that I used the omni detoxing shampoo and it works. I smoke green and I take lortab. I did not use any pre treatment,but I did not smoke or take any pills for about a month, I used the shampoo right before I went to take my test and I passed.

worriedlikehell

Nov 1 2010, 11:05 am

Just updating. I used magnum detox hair purifying shampoo the day of my hair follicle and that sh*t worked!! i smoked 2.5weeks before the test and was pretty much an everyday smoker. I passed my hair test and will probly never smoke again cuz I got the job. But that sh*t worked and I do NOT work for them. Picked it up at a local head shop. Don't use anything but pot, but it def worked for me.

larry j

Oct 28 2010, 10:56 pm

Thats the spirt Mary Jane

MaryJane

Oct 27 2010, 1:01 pm

Well I am just updating... I would like to say I passed the test and got the job.. However that is not the case.. I didnt even get the test today.. WTF.. wasted $65.00 and it was so horrible I cannot go thru that again. Anyways, so frustrating.. I should buy a test kit to test myself, but dangit. I think Im just gonna get a sack. F* it!

MaryJane

Oct 27 2010, 9:34 am

Let me just add... My piss smells like a bottle of vitamins. That just cant be good. I have about 3 more bottles of water to drink and an hr or so to do it in. Just seems like a dead give-away. Hopefully the smell simmers. =(

MaryJane

Oct 27 2010, 9:25 am

Ok. So I am definately what one would consider a "pothead" even though I dont quite like that term. I have been on depression/anxiety medication for over 6 years. I lost my job do to downsizing, lost insurance, so I tried MJ. I fell in love. It done everything for me and more, compared to all the meds the docs had me on. However some of the meds made me emotionless. So MJ, is, in my experience a better alternative. Anyways... I have smoked everyday. Not getting competely "stoned" just a few hits from a bowl, just to take the edge off, and to motivate me. I havent smoked in only 2 days. So here I am now... Needing a job, single mother. I am taking a drug test today for a job and I just drank the PURICLEAN INSTANT BODY CLEANSER.. (nastiest sh*t I have ever tried to get down) Now I am told I have to drink like 5 bottles of water. I sure hope its worth it.. I will update for those who are intrested.

RAS

Oct 21 2010, 2:24 pm

QUIT smoking 4 and more days to be safe.Drink lots of water,add tea to water and drink, if possible put in the microwave-drink lots of it.and more and more.buy xpulsion or 2 depending on your body weight. make sure ur urine is clear then drink the detox 1-2 hours b4 the test.continue drinking water to the drug test.when u pee in a cup, ur irine will be normal color and clean.the xpulsion is only 22 bucks.good luck.it always works for me.REMEMBER-TEA is good

benihana

Oct 21 2010, 1:31 pm

I used Total Eclipse Detox, the one that came with the pills and the drink. I didn't smoke for about a week beforehand, and at the time was only smoking occasionally due to looming drug tests. I drank it a couple hours before the test and pounded a few glasses of water, and I passed. So I would recommend that. I also heard the thing about Niacin too, which seems to make sense considering it is part of the B vitamin complex, which helps boost your metabolism (look at many energy drinks and dietary supplements and they are packed with B vitamins, like Riboflavin, Niacin, Folic Acid). If you take the Niacin, though, I was told to take the Flush-free Niacin tablets to avoid an intense skin burning sensation. I have another test today and I just took another Total Eclipse product, this time the Grape Rely 16 oz. It probably doesn't really matter which brand you choose, most of them are packed with their proprietary blend which is full of some herbal extracts, many of which are individually recommended for naturally detoxing the body. You know the product is working if your urine is a bright green, which is a sign of expelling toxins, so the more you make yourself urinate bright green (typically after taking a dietary supplement or B-vitamin complex), the more toxins you are expelling from your body.
P.S. saunas are a great way to naturally detox your body. Whatever activity you do, the more you sweat, the more you detox your body.
And of course, drink plenty of water whatever route you decide to do.
Good luck!

worriedlikehell

Oct 20 2010, 7:45 pm

Ok, so I bought "magnum detox hair purifying shampoo"...has anyone used this?? the guy at the headshop said he sells alot of it and it works if you use it

royality1744@yahoo.com

Oct 14 2010, 3:09 pm

NIACIN 3000MG DAILY! AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE TEST AND DAY OF TEST!!
____Try 420 body cleanse its 26 dollars with tax here in ny!
you must drink at least 64 ounces of water a day.. also add some kind of juice orange, cranberry to give your urine some color
___you can try niacin take 1000mg tablets 3x a day I had a friend who took 16 100mg tablets and drank 64 oz of water before bed, obviously urinating about twice an hour, in the morning drank about 36 oz of cranberry juice took 15 more 100mg niacin and drank a gallon of water (128 oz) after she was done experiencing the hot flushing feeling, red skin and urinating several times she went for her test and passed!!
_____golden seal does not work!! the world is harvesting this herb as fast as they can grow it and we are experiencing a shortage of this herb due to the fact that people believe they can pass a test with this herb, niacin is the only herb in drugstore I know of for passing tests!
_____I work in a lab in NY taht recieves the urine screens submitted from prbation, parole, jail and employers. So I have learned a thing or two and I am required to pass these tests monthly as well!!
I AM A STRONG BELIEVE IN NIACIN AND WE DONNOT TEST FOR THIS IN THE LABS EITHER!!
GOOD LUCK
royality1744@yahoo.com

Hair Test

Oct 11 2010, 9:29 pm

Does anyone know if MAX HTR works for a hair test?

anonymous

Oct 7 2010, 6:53 pm

X-pulsion doesn't work!! Save your $30

250lbs man needs to pass

Oct 4 2010, 10:50 pm

So Like all of you I need to pass a drug test. I have been like snoop dogg for about 7 years now smoking everyday at least once a day. I have been clean for about 7 days and have been going to the gym and to the sauna but I still have a gut and shit. I am going to take the QCarbo with super boost on the day of the test and that pack comes with a tester, so if I fail there I can take some chewable tabs the whole thing came with as a last ditch effort. My livelihood relies on this drug screening. What can I do now? Everyone is asking questions on this posting board but does anyone have any answers? Some guy implicitly told me to shoot myself in the face but I don't wanna go down like that! I have been drinking a lot of water too but I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels. If I take 4 aspirin with the QCarbo shit would that be good or bad? Let me know if I'm on the right track! SOMEONE PLEASE!

needtapass

Oct 3 2010, 5:15 pm

i haven't smoked since this past tuesday and i'm not sure when my test will be but its for a hospital job.thought about the comdom thing but if they watch me pee how will i get past that and how will i know if they are only runing a drug test on my urine and not any other tests to test for gender?? i really need this job and need the best help i can get

Senses

Oct 3 2010, 3:39 pm

Gottapass I've read just recently its good for 60 minutes to up to 5 hours, I too have a test on monday smoked friday and am going to try omni detox 32oz drink. Hope it works for us both!! Also taking 4 asprin(not tylenol but actual asprin) 4 hours before a test is supposed to help produce a false negative for the THC metabolites on the EMIT tests.

gottapass

Oct 2 2010, 9:37 pm

detoxing,
Just curious if the puriclean instant worked for your husband. Mine has a test on Monday and he hasn't smoked since Friday. He hasn't drank it yet because he doesn't know when he's supposed to. It doesn't have ANY information on the box on when to take it. I've heard people saying days before and people saying hours down to 1 1/2 hours. Just wondering if anyone knows when you are supposed to drink it. I think his test is in the morning on Monday at like 8:30. If there's anyone else out there that might know about this stuff, please feel free to respond and let us know.
Thanks everyone!!

brit

Sep 23 2010, 10:52 am

all i want to know is if omni is a masking agent?? i have a drug teest in 4 days

Plunk27

Sep 21 2010, 6:39 pm

so i have 2 interviews tomorrow and i smoked 2 days ago but thats the only time i've smoked in the past like month or so i'm freaking out i know i'm gonna have to drug test just don't know how much time. i don't have shit for money and i'm sick of sifting through all the bullshit myths help me out.

JenRN

Sep 18 2010, 10:34 am

Sex doesn't matter, bfo. The drug tesing devices only detect the presence of DRUGS and have no ability to determine the gender of the donor. With that being stated, ANY human sample can be used for subbing as long as its indeed drug-free.

bfo

Sep 14 2010, 2:04 pm

if you need to pass a urine test buy some freeze dried urine from the net make sure its real urine and the right sex.. add water put a handwarmer on container you put it in..and you are set can do the same time if you know someone clean just get a sample from them make sure temp..is going to be right and you are good.they sell everything you need on the net. to be safe i'd go for the real stuff even thro if have passed many test using synthetic urine..but think they are cacthing up to these maybe thro i did just pass one 2months ago with a synthetic sample

grasssaveslives

Sep 7 2010, 2:44 pm

freevibed is a fucking dumbass!

worked

Sep 5 2010, 6:07 pm

wear a wig.
it worked for me :)

anniek

Sep 5 2010, 5:49 pm

I have a hair test to take on Wed. My last smoke was on the 4th of July, but I was a semi-daily smoker before then for about a year. Should I be clean now? If not what should I do to pass?

craderhystune

Sep 3 2010, 9:59 pm

I concur with anon about condoms - DONT USE THEM! My youngest brother tried to use a condom filled with his buddys pee for a court-ordered probation test; the condom popped when he got patted down by his PO, spilling urine all over himself and on the hall floor. He was placed in handcuffs and taken to jail for attempting to defraud a drug test in addition to VOP.

needhelp101

Sep 2 2010, 10:34 am

Thanks anon for your oh so helpful wisdom... actually I did pass, even using a condom.

anon

Sep 1 2010, 6:53 pm

youre an idiot for using condoms in the first place.

dont you know that condoms break and leak at the most inconvenient time?

a smarter person would use a travel-sized shampoo bottle. empty traveler shampoo bottles can be bought at any walmart.

needhelp101

Aug 31 2010, 12:13 am

Hey guys... so I'm an idiot and just took a drug test using the substitution method and used a lubricated condom I had washed out instead of a NON-lubricated condom like all the websites say. (This is what I get for listening to my dumb boyfriend).

I rinsed out the condom a few times before filling it up but now I'm freaking out that my test will come back positive because I used a stupid lubricated condom. Does anyone know anything about this and what drugs the condom will say I tested positive for? Or will the drug test people know the pee was tampered with?? HELPPP! Thx!

freevibed

Aug 28 2010, 9:16 pm

Heres the most surefire way to pass a drug test: STOP USING DRUGS!

Drugs breed criminal activities, plus they have a detrimental effect on a persons personality and health.

the guy

Aug 25 2010, 11:39 pm

xxx ultra clean did not work for me, i got a second chance and was told by a health professional to take two capsules of activated charcoal, 30 drops of pure goldenseal rot hydraste, and calcium acsorbate 1 table spoon 3 times a day witha liter of water for 5 days i am 174 lbs and very athletic nothing will take my r and r from me not even a job but this one i wanna keep im taking vitamin d the shit i just talked about plan on drinking a 90$ puriclean 32oz bottle and ginsing and drinking 3 liters of water if i dont pass its goona be a fullout bellaclava wednesday next week on every place that told me what would make me pass ill feel sorry for liars next week. i pass or liars look tha fuk out lol peace and love to my weed smokers wish you all the luck hopefully ill pass if not ill set a statement for all of you 4 realzies!

Mr PPV THC

Aug 24 2010, 6:48 pm

So I got my call back today from the job opportunity and... I passed!! I start tomorrow. Good luck to everybody else. So for me it seems that All it takes is 3 weeks and a reasonable amount of water and booze!!

Armbong

Aug 24 2010, 1:09 am

I need advice! I just spent over 100$ on detox kits, 2 drinks. The Qcarbo and the Puriclean, IDK if i followed the first one correctly or not, but it didnt seem to work. I smoked everyday, and a whole lot. Like 5 or 6 J's a day. I know that seems like such a waste to some, but first of all, dumbass people who get on a high times forum to trash talk potheads must be on some better drugs than weed :) Totally pointless to test for THC anymore, I can see cocaine, phetamines, etc. but come on...weed is almost freakin legal! as long as you dont smoke on the job, then whats the deal? they should omit that! but i digress...i really need advice on the puriclean instant cleanser. Im a 140lbs, 5'5. 3 days since i smoked my last roach. im sure it doesnt help that everyone i live with still smokes too!!! any help would be so appreciated fellow potheads! No douche bag anti-smokers... u can get bent!( i know this isnt a rant page for smokers but people who seek out to preach to me their Nancy Reagan anti-drug bullshit just make me want to spear something! )

detox products are a scam!

Aug 23 2010, 8:29 pm

Xpulsion is just like any other detox product: a big scam to capitalize on the war on drugs by preying upon the fearful and gullible and taking their cash.

when they do work, they work by diluting. the products require you to drink water with them. the water consumption dilutes the THCA concentration in the bladder to where your urine sample registers a negative on the drug screen. the product itself does nothing to permanently rid the body of THC as the makers and shills would like the consumer to believe.

if these people had done any research, they would understand that there is NO PRODUCT, NOTHING, that can permanently rid the body of THC except time and fat-burning exercise.

Mr PPV THC

Aug 18 2010, 10:39 pm

Good luck to all below me. I had to get pissed today for a job...I have not smoked for 20 days and am 5'8 140lbs. I have drank a decent amount of water and lost 7 pounds in the past two weeks. I will post how it went next week when I find out.

Wish me luck.

ooooh, Nooooo!

Aug 17 2010, 11:52 pm

I have a drug screen on wed, heavy smoker for several years 132lbs. 5'4. does x-pulsion work, or did i just waste $30 bucks... Need to pass, anyone with experience with this product, feel free to give me some input...thnx!!

OUCH

Aug 13 2010, 1:43 am

Okay, Doc. I just shot myself in the face. What's the next step?

IMNOTAFUCKINCRIMINAL

Aug 13 2010, 1:40 am

Hey guys,

First of all, I love to get high. Best feeling on earth. Second, I'm a physician. A real one. I don't play one on TV. Every single detox remedy out there is bullshit. Passing a test depends on one thing. The amount of THC metabolytes in your urine at the time of the test. the amount is dictated by your metabolism (the rate at which your body releases the metabolytes that are stored in your fat cells.). the reason you see so many different scenarios on here as far as pass/no-pass vs. time quit etc; is that everyones metabolism is different. You can dilute a test by your water intake, but this will show on an adulteration strip because of your creatinine levels and other natural substances in your urine. Taking vitamins will add color, but will not mask the lack of creatinine and other substances (PH, specific gravity etc;). Long story short, if you're a 98 pound weakling who eats everything in the house and doesn't gain weight, you are pretty likely to pass in a short time frame. If you are a fat-ass who can look at a piece of cake and gain weight, then go ahead and shoot yourself in the face.

Peace to you all.
Doc

testing in nine hours

Aug 12 2010, 3:44 am

Okay, so... I have a pre employment drug test in nine hours. I smoke moderately, my last few hits being about thirty hours ago. I have been drinking water all day and even bought this Xpulsion Berry drink. Now, it seems to me that the consensus is that these detox drinks just do not work. That sucks because I paid twenty-six bucks for it.. anyways, does anyone know that if I drink a lot of water tonight, and early in the morning, will it be enough to pass the test, while not giving it away that I was diluting my pee? Oh! And I exercise frequently am of pretty athletic build. Thanks.

.......................

Aug 10 2010, 1:11 pm

Terminador Gold 60 DOES NOT WORK

detoxing

Aug 6 2010, 3:43 pm

My husband is trying to get a better job and has been clean for almost a week. Drinking pure cranberry juice... certo and lots of water. We got a test from the place and he showed up for thc..... so now we bought the Puriclean Instant and he goes in a couple of hours. The guy says it works but i am stressing? Anyone had any good results with this stuff? Yeah and i know stay clean and youll pass..... dont want to hear it.

AlbinoRhino

Jul 11 2010, 3:02 pm

Does anyone know how well ProTox Detox works? I have a piss test in about 3 weeks and plan on taking the detox before I go in. My Test doesnt get sent to a lab though its one of the old school ones that does it right then. What works for sure?

rrrdawg

Jul 9 2010, 3:03 am

I don't know if the Altiods method(sugar/mint) or the hydrogen peroxide method works and I am not about to be a guinea pig with my job in the balance. I did go on a web site that offers home test kits to find out if Johnny or Suzie are coming home stoned or not and it gave a very helpful comparison list of detectable ranges and time frames associated with the three major types of tests: saliva,urine and follicle.� Go to the following URL for a complete listing: www.homehealthtesting.com/drug_test_detection_times.php

My interest was pertaining to the saliva test and here are the highlights from this site who's information was given by the following sources(s)
***This information is taken from government sponsored sources and from the Package Inserts of our Saliva, Urine, and Hair Tests. Again, this guide should be taken only as a general guide - detection times will vary based on a number of factors including frequency of use, route of administration, body mass, and age.

SALIVA DETECTABLE TIME FRAMES:

Cocaine 5-10 min up to 24 hours

THC(buds) 1 hour up to 12 hours

**** PLEASE READ ALL INFO FROM THIS WEB SITE! It discusses optimal times of detection and factors that may effect detection time window. There still will be trace AFTER these time frames dependent on factors listed on site. These time frames were researched in the hopes of catching the recreational user so the more time off before the test you can take, the better. I am only concerned with weed and blow but you can be assured that I will try to abstain past these windows of detectability and will also do the mints thing AND the hydrogen peroxide both hours before as well as right before they try and fuck me out of my job.

SEVENLEAFGREEN

Jun 25 2010, 3:10 am

Also, if u r having a swab test. This is what has always worked for me,U cant let anyone know u have anything in your mouth though. wake up in the morning floss your teeth then brush then floss again thenswish listerene then floss again then swish again. Then on the way to the test get some altoids (peppermint) then put about 7 in your mouth and keep sucking on altoids till the test dont lat them know u have anythinng in your mouth chew it up if but dont let them see. try to keep it in as long as u can up to the test. Go take the test & u will pas. All the sugar from the altoids masks the test. Ive done this about 6 times now & always hasw workeds. I smoked the day before. SEVENLEAFGREEN & as for u mr Truth why dont u go fuck yourself your no better than anyone here. Why R U here if u dont smoke!!

SEVENLEAFGREEN

Jun 25 2010, 3:00 am

OK Ive been smoking on & off for about 25 yrs. Latly I havent been smoking alot cuz of the work Im in they always drugtest me before I go out on a new const. Job I still smoke mayb couple tokes to 4 tokes every other day. Doesnt take me that much anymore to get high. I smoked TODAY. Hit the bowl about 4 times just found out I have a drug test tommorrow about 11 or 12 in afternoon. So I decided to go brew some tea up,drink it and take a home drug test. I drank aboy7 cups of tea. took a piss then took another piss in the home drug test. So there you have it folks if u gotta take a drug test the same day u smoke d just drink a ton of water or tea & a bi2 or multi vitamin and keep drinking it till u go to the test u will b fine. Your body will onlypiss high doses of thc if u dont try to get the fluids in your body going. All thes drinks do is take your money. Just get up early make your tea make sure u take your vitamin the night before & the morning of the test. Drink about a gaaloon all the way to your test . Piss acouple times & by the third piss your good.If u want drink some redbull also before u go inThis will help with the color. when u drink alot of tea or water,your body goes into a flush mode for a bout 2 hours just as long as your drinking alot. and all your doing is pissing out water or tea. ISMOKED TODAY & DRANK THE TEA & TOOK A TEST JUST TO SEE & I PASSED

TheTruth

Jun 24 2010, 11:48 am

If u wanna pass a drug test with flying colors... As in no worries at all, DONT SMOKE FUCKING WEED!!!!!!!!

And u'll be fine=)

to crazy k:

Jun 21 2010, 2:12 pm

The only idiot on here is YOU!!

For starters dumbass, learn to fucking spell - its spelled "CONDOM", not "condem". And its spelled "You're" - not "ur" you fucking illiterate retard!

And anyone who uses CONDOMS for carrying piss has got to be stupid. Are you too fucking stupid to realize that CONDOMS break? I hope yours will break next time and spills piss all over your dumb fucking ass, and I hope it happens in front of the nurse so you get caught and get put in jail.
You shouldnt be doing any drugs anyway because you're stupid enough without them.

What an idiot!

piz test

Jun 21 2010, 12:15 pm

Can i just use my sons urine (5years old)? if so, it sounds like they check the temp. What would be the method of keeping warm enough but not to hot.?

This is a pre-employment screening. not sure if that makes a difference?

FELLPEEPZ

Jun 17 2010, 9:52 am

I asked my buddy if he knew anyway to pass a piss test. His reply was yes. He has a friend on parole that smokes everyday and has random piss tests. He uses Puriclean instant complete body cleanser the day of the test when he is called in and passes every time. So, I went to my local head shop and the lady told me that the same people come in every week to buy this product. She also mentioned that they are either on probation or parole. I told her I needed it for a job. 76 dollars if you are under 200lbs. 100 dollars if your over 200 for the larger bottle. She told me that it works. Her biggest concern was my caffeine intake. She informed me that if I drank caffeine daily and the day before my test that I would fail. She told me not to have any caffeine products a day before so I haven't had any caffeine in a week. :( I am going to another head shop 2 get a second opinion on this product. I also plan to buy a cheaper brand to take with the Puriclean. My test is tomorrow so wish me luck. I stopped smoking Wed and my test is Friday. My friends buddy smoked around midnight and had a test the next morning and passed. I also have a buddy that smoked the night before and said he used Terminator Gold and passed. So, I may buy that to take with the Puriclean. I will test my self twice with 2 home tests before going to the lab. Good luck all.

weedindeed

Jun 17 2010, 9:28 am

Get some quickfix 5.7, keep it at the right temp...guaranteed to pass a piss test!

crazy k

Jun 16 2010, 6:25 pm

Clean piss, non lubricated condem, safety pin and pocket warmers. if i have to explain the rest your an idiot. This will only work if u go to a clinic. they will turn off the water, leave u alone. bring something to cut off the top of the condem. pour it into cup that will temp it out. but thats why u put it in your junk by ur nuts to heat it up. be quick those lab people are not as dumb as people who buy synthetic b.s or drink nasty shit. use ur brain and say fuck the system

spliffchic

Jun 13 2010, 6:47 pm

HAIR TESTS SUCK AND SO DO THE COMPANIES THAT ORDER THEIR PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM!
I took one 2.5 months after quitting toking. Not only I still failed and didnt get the job at my local bank chain, but the testing nazis fucked up a perfect hairdo that Ive spent lots of money on.
Bastards >:(

jojo

Jun 10 2010, 2:52 pm

ROFL! RE:Worked

Dam man you wore a wig to a drug test? If someone tries post back specially if you get caught i wana see how that story turns out.

IF YOU ARE A FAT ASS 200LBS PLUS AND YOU DONT WORK OUT WORTH SHIT AND SMOKED FOR YEARS NOW ON THE DAILY LIKE HALF A ZIP PER DAY. THREE MONTHS IS WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO NATURALLY PASS DRUG TEST MAYBE LONGER. BUT I BASICALLY DESCRIBED MYSELF RIGHT THERE AND I FAILED AND FAILED TILL 3 MONTHS PASSED A BIT OVER EVEN THEN PASSED A DAM PRE- EMPLOYEMENT AKA I JUST SPENT MY FIRST PAYCHECK ON DRUG DETOXES AND HORSE SHIT ROFL.
FOR REAL FOR ALL MY POT HEAD 3 MONTHS IF YOU REALLY GET DOWN AND THEN APPLY FOR JOBS TILL THEN DONT EVEN BOTHER. IF YOU GOT PO BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK YOU ARE FUCKED! THATS ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU CAN DILUTE AND THEY DONT CATCH YOU AND IF THEY DO YOU CAN BE EVEN MORE FUCKED SO BEST THING TO DO IS GO TELL YOUR PO YOUR A STONER AND YOU ARE SORRY BUT YOU CANT STOP WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A DRUG ADDICT EVEN THO ITS WEED AND YOUR NOT THEY MIGHT MERCY YOU OUT OT MTR

FUCK IM SORRY FOR CAPS MY SHIT IS BROKEN WONT GO OFF SOMETIMES LOL MY BAD REALLY

peanutbutter

Jun 5 2010, 7:53 am

i'm on p.o. and they called my color today, i tried to stop smoking but whatever i'm a pothead! my question is last night i smoked a krip blunt and now before 11am i have screen can anyone tell me if drinking herbal clean qcarbo32 will work, i know to take a vitamin for color.
please tell me if qcarbo32 is shit or not

stat sucks

Jun 4 2010, 12:17 pm

used stat hair cleanser to exact directions and failed hair test,now i have to take piss test every week for 8 weeks. thanks stat for screwing me over

anonymous

Jun 4 2010, 11:01 am

for SOSASAP we always used the stuff and it works. If your in a situation where no ones watching you can get a bottle of urine luck. It even comes with its own warmer and tempature indicator on the bottle. I don't know how probation works now but I never had to pee in front of anyoone.

boobsMcgee

Jun 4 2010, 10:58 am

PURICLEAN instant complete body cleanser failed to make the grade today. My husband had probation and it didn't go well. Followed the directions on the box to a T and still failed. Not sure what happens next but I am sure it won't be good. Thanks alot puriclean big waste of our money. Oh ya and you can't get a refund without test results. Who wants to ask there PO for a copy of that? Not me!

sos asap

May 24 2010, 10:17 pm

I have to pee for probation in 7 days. any real suggestions? or tips

sublord

May 24 2010, 9:17 pm

2 oz miniture shampoo bottles, or even elmers glue bottles work better than condoms. condoms are known to rupture at the wrong time.

My 2 cents on toking

May 24 2010, 4:55 pm

Here is what I did and my opinions. First off I love toking and will not stop and as for as people coming on here saying oh quit and ya'll are stupid why are you on a pot site to begin with go find an anti pot site. I despise people like that.

Ok I quit smoking for a month or so yeah it was hard for me to do but the best way. I went to walmart bought a test for marijuana tested clean well then I peed all I could I filled up a bunch of bottles pill bottles are the best size you can get some little plastic bottles at the craft store or whatever. Well after I had a pretty good supply I put them in a box and put them in the deep freezer. Heres the slick part. I get tested for the doctor to get my pain medication which I think is total bull shit. If I test dirty they don't let me get my medication. So I have to test clean for THC but dirty for my meds if that makes sense so if you need your meds in your system get the test that tests for Opiates or whatever make sure you are negative for street drugs but dirty for your Meds that way you can say yes I am taking my meds took them this morning last night or whatever. The urine last foreverin the freezer. I even freeze some that doesn't have my meds in it in case they change my medication.

Now for passing the test. Thaw it out on the table the night before or whatever. On the ride to the test heat it up on a heating pad I take one in my car but I have a plug in converter. If you don't make sure its heated up at home no ice crystals in it. Put the urine in a condom I put it under my Boobs ( big boobs finally come in handy) under your nuts for men I guess make sure its not the condoms thats lubed inside and out. When you go in to test pour it in the cup. Don't pee in the cup thats how you fail. Most times the cup is the tester I almost made that mistake once. Watch your temps. Temperature shhould be about 98 degrees. If they don't go in with you or have everything taped off you can run the cup under hot water to heat it up dry it off with a paper towel temp will drop quickly you done. wrap the condoms up and take them with you. If you leave them and they find them they will know people are doing this and may start watching.

I have been doing this awhile So it works.

freevibed

May 18 2010, 6:41 pm

I know the best way to pass a drug test: STOP USING DRUGS!
That way you dont have to worry about resorting to bogus products and quick fixes that will always backfire.

The labs are many steps ahead of you dopesmokers, so stop trying to get past the system and stop frying your brains with illegal drugs.

yohann

May 18 2010, 6:08 pm

all detox products are a scam.

they are nothing but overpriced bottled diluters.

you are not doing achieving anything different than what you would with just vitamins and water.

the peddlers of these products exist only to prey upon the fearful and gullible and taking their cash.

pectin products are a myth and does nothing - the gallons of water thats consumed with the pectin is what makes people pass. these people wouldve passed anyway just on the gallons of water alone and without the nasty-tasting pectin to go with it.

hookedONthc

May 16 2010, 1:28 pm

have a drug test tuesday and itz sunday got sum palo azul can any one tell me step by step like im a 3 yr old child how to do this cuz i dont want to fuxz up holla back my thc lovin brothers

stoner

May 16 2010, 1:38 am

today i used xpulsion mixed berry red bottle. not bad man. hope it worked. tasted like um a red otter pop.

RE: Instant body cleanser

May 11 2010, 5:08 pm

For the person who posted at 2:48. I just bought the same cleanser from my local head shop this morning and I am hoping for good results tomorrow. Get back to us with your results.

Instant Acting body cleanser

May 10 2010, 2:48 pm

I have a pre-employment drug test for a new job this afternoon (Monday). I quit smoking on Thursday and drank lots of water and also some cranberry juice. I bought the Instant Acting body cleanser at my local head shop. Just finished the cleanser and the water. Test is in an hour--will let you know how it worked. I'm 6' and 200 lbs. I have smoked daily for several years... sure hope this works.

looking for a answer

May 9 2010, 7:18 pm

i had to take a dot drug test and used sure jell and GNC total body cleaning pills about 2 hours before the test will i pass

heavy smoker

May 5 2010, 11:30 pm

Does anyone know if there is a self life on human urine. The last time i took a test i used someones clean piss, but it was cheduled. i may have to take a random, and dont want to leave it out too long...if that matters at all?

To fck:brezno

May 5 2010, 11:09 am

youre just another niacin nerd trying to keep the myth alive with some of the most idiotic drivel ever read. you got your info straight from that scientology site. L Ron Hubbard had no medical or biological training and claims that niacin can cure anything from post-partum depression to mental retardation. your claim that people used niacin and had a thc-free system is nothing but anecdotal bullshit in a lame attempt to keep the niacin myth flowing.
you and the rest of the niacin nerds need to find some better use of your time - like do your research on the human pharmacokinectics and THC - and stop trying so hard to perpetuate the niacin myth.
oh, and THC is non-toxic, so its incorrect to label thc a "toxin" you stupid ill-informed nerd fuck!!

go on and trust Tom Cruise, Brooke Sheilds and the rest of those Scientologist wackjobs to pass your drug tests. you fit right in with those dumb motherfuckers.

WePoFoSHo

Apr 28 2010, 4:23 pm

awesome...I posted on the high times website at exactly 4:20 PM LOL!!!!

WePoFoSho

Apr 28 2010, 4:20 pm

I had a mouth swab test today and took Jazz Total Detox drink which says it cleans saliva as well as many other things. Hope it works but let me tell you: That shit fucked me up and made me feel extremely weak and gave me the runs. Don't take that shit unless you have no choice. I was mad cuz i thought it was a urine test but hopefully the shit works.

fuck a bitch named square

Apr 27 2010, 2:28 am

you call us losers when you're the one wasting precious time coming onto the site to talk shit about people who are living it up, doing what they want to do. Go join the rest of the flock and live life with blinders, we don't want you on this side of the fence.

jstar

Apr 26 2010, 10:05 am

its so important i pass a drug test for this job i desperately need.. i weigh about 115 & last time i smoked was on Saturday ... and my test is on wed. I really don't want to look stupid and fail.

Robert G

Apr 22 2010, 6:52 am

I have a drug test for a new job. the test is in 5 hours, it is now 3:47 in the dam morning. ive been clean since 30 hours ago. been downing water 3 days straight. i have masking solution. TEST PURE PLATINUM...!! Can anyone briefly tell me an expirience they have had with the product. I have a friends piss witch is clean, that i am going to tape to my penis or thigh just incase they are watching me i have my Test pure piss ready to go.. HELP MEEEEEE PLEASE. S.O.S

Anon

Apr 21 2010, 1:46 am

Hey guys, please some advice. I m a 5 10 175lb male who smoked .33 grams everyday for the last 2 months. I have a drug test in 9 days and haven't smoked or been around it for 11 days. I started lifting weights for 30 minutes and running for 30 everyday since then. I have also been eating healthy, keeping away from fats and eating salads, along with drinking 10-12 pints of water a day. Is there anything else I can do? And what are my most realistic chances of passing? I have been extremely stressed and help would be greatly appreciated.

2smart4u

Apr 20 2010, 7:18 pm

Palo Azul does work everyone. Read a lot of these comments and just can't help but laugh sorry. Its cheap and natural. You need to quit smoking 48hr. before you drink it. All you do is put it in a gallon of water and boil it. Easy ass instructions right. The other thing is I've always taken at least a day or two to drink 2 or 3 gallons of it. Never known anyone to drink 1 gallon and it work. Not saying it might but I feel better to be safe then sorry. I try to drink it as hot as I can stand it because it flushes you from the inside like pothead4life said and also it makes you sweat. Well guess what the sweating is helping by pulling the thc out of your body in the sweat as well as flushing it out of your kidneys and liver from drinking it. Also been told that once you drink it your clean and you stay clean until you smoke again. Its not one of these store bought hope it works, drink this now here is your window period before it can show up again. So hope I'm able to help some people here and you'll be fine. I've used this method now 4 times over the past 2yrs. and been fine evertime. Just follow the Barney style directions. Later my fellow smokers. Good luck

hopeful no longer

Apr 16 2010, 11:09 am

Zydot DOES NOT WORK ! Save your money!!

hopeful>?

Apr 16 2010, 8:38 am

Drinking the zydot ultimate blend 24 starfruit today.
went down like cough syrup. Anyone use this to pass a urine test ? I havent smoked in 4 weeks and need to pee on the 26th. It will be 5 weeks almost to the day since last smoke but a chronic smoker forever before this ....anyone have any good experience with the zydot?

BRENZO GOT OWNED

Apr 14 2010, 9:13 pm

HAHA. fuckin loser

fck;brenzo

Apr 5 2010, 1:52 pm

When you get the niacin "flush", it's an indication that the niacin is causing small blood vessels in your body to be expanded in size. Many of your small blood vessels, called "capillaries" are so small that blood cells can only go through them in single file. Sometimes, in fact, that small capillary passageway is clogged and blood doesn't get through at all.
While the large organs of the body all have blood supplied from large arteries, a great deal of your body, particularly the parts near the skin, as well as fatty areas, get their ONLY supply of blood (therefore also of oxygen and nutrients) from these small capillaries.
The niacin causes these small capillaries to expand - so they might be able to carry 2 or 3 blood cells at the same time. This is a tremendous increase in blood flow.
You experience this as a "flushing" of the skin, simply because there is more blood close to the surface of the body. As the blood flows in these areas, the cells of the small capillaries will also be getting rid of their waste products, and often they produce 'histamine' as part of this process. That histamine is another natural substance produced by every cell in the body when a cell is under attack, or is eliminating toxins. Histamine causes an 'itchy' feeling.
Now THC is known to be stored in FATTY TISSUES right?
There are many 'detoxification programs' on the internet, but few of them acknowledge the significant fact that many toxins are stored in FATTY TISSUES. Until that fact is acknowledged, one cannot develop a procedure for removing toxins from THAT location.
There is no lab proof of this Niacin Flush working in removing THC from the body; however there have been reports from individuals using this method resulting in a THC clean system. I do not recommend to someone to try this due to the high dosage of Niacin involved. You basically have to put yourself into a fever for multiple days at a time, and while this is not harmful to the human body... it is highly uncomfortable!

Now brenzo you shouldn’t call people fucking idiots when you’re commenting on something you know little about. And until the lab work is done an answer on whether Niacin will clean ones system will be inconclusive.
I know of a lab working on methods to safely remove THC from the human body. And I can confirm that Niacin will be tested in doing so within the next year. Results however cannot be published due to the nature of how they can be used. So until marijuana is legalized we won’t know formally.

Ken

Apr 2 2010, 12:47 am

GATORADE,GATORADE,GATORADE...I dont know why more folks dont know this,,flushing is the only way and timing is important...but water dilutes,,,Gatorade has worked for me for many years....

cursed by old habit

Mar 31 2010, 12:03 pm

I haven't smoked in almost 3 years and last weekend I decided to use it for back pain and have only taken a couple hits each day until Monday. My Luck is this on Tuesday my name was pulled for a u/a and I have to go tomorrow. In the past i have used recommended shit and it showed tampering and the cheapest was azo standard with lots of water 2 days before and day of and passed. That was of course when I was a heavy user. My question is since I have maybe hit it 8 times in a 3 day period and nothing since Monday should I be fine tomorrow using azo today and flushing till tomorrow?

brenzo

Mar 30 2010, 11:27 am

people who take niacin thinking it will pass their tests are a bunch of fucking IDIOTS!!

niacin does nothing to get rid of THC. if you stupid fuckers grow a brain and did your fucking research on THC, you would realize that.

d fresh

Mar 29 2010, 1:28 am

ok im hearing from this forum, that basicly the gnc's flushes, qcarbo32.and strip" gncs best in the market" dont work, and it shows up in urin test, i wonder if i can return this flush even when the foils off now, bc i was about to drink this shyt, and then saw all the negative reviews on this.

and some state probations will use a swab test, basicly a dna type test, and i doubt this flush would work on that. hopefully i can return this.

shit, i was straight up truthful, my po asked me i said yea itll come up. normally they are susposed to give you a vop if you faild 2.

i failed 23, so my advice to anyone on probation,

stop smoken and just wait it out, save that money and just think, by the time your off and all that money you saved, depending on lengh of your term,

you can prolly get alot more then you wanted, then nickle and dime your self broke, for qtrs, 8trs, qps, .

stop and just wait it out, or stop period if your gonna worry about looking for work, you shouldive prolly thought about it befor you turned in the ap, you shouldive been like him, i have to sign here to submit a drug test, bc 99% of all jobs, including fast food and some small business, require a drug test. yes its bs bc weed, is a seed, u drop in the dirt, give it some good heat n light, or whatever, you pluck dry out and smoke. i dont see the big deal about weed. but they do, maybe they dnt see things the way we see them shit, i havent heard anyone oding smoken pot, have you? who has been on the news that died bc they od on weed? no one, you hear about drunk drivers, shoot outs and roberys, but you know what, those people are prolly more on crack then anything, i havent met a pot head or weed head that has ever robed some one to smoke WEED, i havent heard of ppl suckin dik for WEED? nah thats all crack heads right there..

but nothing for weed, why illegal we dont know, but some states you can smoke if your dyngosied shyt (cant spell, ) prolly bc im high. but yea im beat i am not drinking this qcarb shit bc they test for it from what im hearing, and the next test or review can prolly make it a felony issues.. so not worth it, be honset stop for the time, and chill, peace

S.W.E.D

Warbudz

Mar 22 2010, 7:11 pm

So I get tested 2 weeks from today.. I'm what you would call a heavy smoker, smoking at least 2 or 3 times a day. However lately I haven't been smoking as much, only every other day and only a little each day. However this test is a probation admin test so i don't wanna risk anything.

I'm a 200-210lb male, 20 years. I plan on going to the gym everyday for the next 2 weeks for a min 1 hour a day. Drinking nothing but water, and juices, but no dark sodas. Eating little fried foods and healthy amounts of fatty foods. Im also going to be taking Niacin, which people seem to have mixed feelings about. But reading into the supplement, it seems to be worth its value when taken in 1000mg doses for multiple days at a time... in my case 14days.

I will also dilute my urine the day of the test if need be by that time. I don't know if my efforts are going to work or even be too much, however I cant fail this test. And if it works i know i can smoke two weeks on, two weeks detox.

If you think I'm crazy n doing too much then give me something that works, and your address with it for when it doesn't.. lol

If this does work and other smokers are looking for a way to continue smoking on probation, then I'll post the results in two weeks saying it did work..

fbabii

Mar 17 2010, 2:07 am

hello. ok so i have a drug test at the end of the week and i smoked a little on friday. about 5 or 6 hits and the night before i had 3 hits. before that it has been since the second weekend of feb since i smoked. nd i never really smoke that much anyway. i bought that Qcarbo clear 20 and just drank it about an hour ago... pleassseee tell me i will be good?

dallasmokes

Mar 11 2010, 6:21 pm

I had a piss test a few days ago and decided to use Terminader Gold since I knew people who have used it and said it works. Needless to say the shit doesn't work. Fortunatly the company allowed me to retake the test since there was questions about the test. The second test I used Agent X Synthetic Urine which worked. I suggest anyone taking a test to screw the drinks and use synthetic urine or someone else's clean urine.

Turtle

Mar 7 2010, 8:40 pm

Anyone used Clearflush? It seems to work for a friend of mine in the Army, but he only smokes a couple of times a week when he gets the chance. I just want a testimonial from a real stoner that smokes everyday like I do. Anyone?

lexi!

Mar 4 2010, 1:37 am

My boyfriend has a piss test tomarrow. Hes smoked everyday.. all day for that last.. 2years. Hes about 5'11 n 150 lbs. How in the hell can he pass! He needs this job, so i bought some Puri-clean shit. Does it work?

Brenna

Feb 28 2010, 4:34 pm

I smoke everyday, sometimes more than once. I literally just got through smoking one when I got a call for a pre-employment drug test in the morning! I rushed out to GNC and bought a bottle of Strip NC... will it work for me in the morning, if I'm still high now?

peeshooter

Feb 27 2010, 11:27 am

synthetic pee? they dont get anymore reliable than the quick fix

hyhu44

Feb 26 2010, 9:04 pm

Can anyone recommend any synthetic urine kits to pass a pre-employment test???

Thanks

KarenRN

Feb 26 2010, 9:11 am

No it cant. Drug testing devices cannot determine the sex of the donor. The devices only test for DRUGS.

Only a genetic test can determine sex. And such tests are not only very expensive and complicated in process, but the labs practicing in the US are prohibited by law to run genetic tests on samples that are collected for a drug test.

With that being said, ANY human sample can be used as long as the donor is indeed drug-free.

PingaPrincess

Feb 23 2010, 9:51 pm

Can a marijuana drug test for my potential new employer detect the gender in the urine test if I use my boyfriend's and I am a woman??

worked

Feb 22 2010, 5:30 pm

for hair tests, just wear a wig.
it worked 4 me. :)

helpasap

Feb 22 2010, 12:18 am

so im going to be taking a hair drug test soon and i was wondering if anyone has ever tried hair razor detox shampoo? i havent smoked in about a month.

scaredstoner

Feb 18 2010, 12:49 pm

I just had to take a piss test for a newspaper, yea, even writers can't be high, and I'm scared as shit. I already got the job pending the test. I smoke most every night and I had smoked two nights before the test. I spent the night before drinking a shit ton of water and I took 8 daytox max pills. That night I failed a home test. The morning of the test I drank more water, then a bottle of Purified Brand Instant Acting complete body cleanser. I took another test, from wal mart, before I went to the U/A and it showed up negative. I also took several b12 pills for color. My question(s) are; has anyone tried Purified Brand? How accurate are the home tests? -thanks for the feedback guys, I'm goin crazy just waiting and hoping for the best.

greenbuds

Feb 16 2010, 10:28 pm

Because you drank the magic elixir and a bunch of water, the lab nazis would see that you were trying to dilute - not masking..
You shouldve used a clean persons sample.

JJ23

Feb 16 2010, 5:22 pm

Hey can anyone answer this one?? I took a pre-employment drug screen today. It was a urine test. I drink a 16oz Herbal Clean QCarbo drink and alot of water about 3 hours before and went to the bathroom about 4 times before the test. I am wondering if the screening will show if I tried to mask it. I am not a heavy user and it's been a week since I smoked 1 or 2 hits of pot. Before that it was another week. I just wanted to be safe but now I am wondering if it will show up "masked". Concentra sends the urine samples to Advanced Toxicology Network (ATN) so I am wonderreing if anyone knows if they can tell if I took the drink to mask it?? Thanks.

cantblamemarry

Feb 15 2010, 7:06 pm

I have a test coming up in two n a half weeks, I've smoked some the past week, everyday. However my last time of consumption was a month before this past week, and was very little.

I'm male, 5'10 200lbs. If i don't smoke for the next two n a half weeks, plus work out and drink lots of juice and water; will i be clean for my test? Or should I still look to diluting before the test?

incubus05

Feb 13 2010, 7:02 pm

screw those bogus teas and pills that dont work half the time. if you really want that job real bad you better off using someone elses clean piss. i got my $20/hr job and still workin, thanks to using my neices clean piss. i was even stoned and grinning when i went to the testing joint.
heatpad on the 2oz lotion bottle, 99 degress. poured into the test cup and it read 96..tech said "have a nice day" ;]

Sarahtoka

Feb 12 2010, 10:27 pm

Palo is just dilution, like CB said. It just dilutes the THC metabolite concentration in the bladder - the exact same thing that water or any type of fluid does. Dilution tricks of all types work temporarily. Once all of the fluids taken in had been voided out, the dirty donor will resume testing positive for THC.

The water and B2 failed you the first time because your THC concentration was so high that the volume of water you took wasnt sufficent enough to dilute the concentration in order for the sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen.
And because Palo works by dilution, you wouldve failed that same test that same day if you drank the same volume of the Palo tea as well.

CaptainBudz

Feb 12 2010, 3:38 pm

Its a common misconception that niacin rids the body of THC. It does not rid the body of THC.
Niacin may have benefits in ridding the body of harmful toxins that lead to illness, but it does nothing for THC. THC is non-toxic, so therefore its inaccurate to label THC a "toxin".

People passing drug tests after using niacin wrongly credit the niacin when it was the volumes of water they drank with the niacin that was the real hero. Theyve effectively manage to dilute their THCA ratio to where the sample registered a negative. They wouldve passed that same test with just the water consumption alone, and without the niacin to go with it.

The same thing goes for any type of detox product or tea - They all "work" because of dilution - the water that youre required to drink with them. Its all about the water.

There is NO PRODUCT that can permanently rid the body of THC. The only proven way to permanently rid the body of THC is time and exercise.

pothead4life

Feb 11 2010, 12:50 pm

I have heard of people failing when using Palo Azul, however reason would not be the Palo Azul.

If you dont boil the tea long enough you could have problems. It should be dark and have a blueish tent to it once it cools.

If you smoke cigs, you should stop smoking once you drink the Palo Azul. And until you have your test.

Do not drink sodas after drinking Palo Azul until after your test.

Don't eat foods that are really greasy, however foods high in fat are good.

If you stick to these rules then you should be good. However if you do fail then that's on you. Maybe try to see if there's a method of detox that works for you before you really need one!

Fact is I hear of more people passing using Palo Azul then I do failing, you're actually the second person who I've heard has used right and failed..

pothead4life

Feb 11 2010, 12:36 pm

I've had an MTR for thinking that very same thing. Drank a gal of water and took some b12 early that morning for urine color. And well as I said I got MTR for failing a monthly urine test.

The Palo Azul is $1.00 I've used it for YEARS and not once have I failed a STATE admin urine test. It does work as a dilute, however it also cleans your bladder and kidneys as it passes through, Not permanently cleaning the toxins out of your system, as toxins are stored in fatty cells. Niacin in high doses can permanently clean your system, however is very unpleasant to be doing once a month..

If you would rather be cheap and save your dollar then that's up to you. However I've never meet anyone who has passed a state admin test by simply diluting their urine with just water. I personally have many times using Palo Azul.

youfullofshit

Feb 11 2010, 12:30 pm

you full of shit! palo azul failed for me! i did it the exact same way you posted and still tested hot for t.h.c and im not a daily toker. i stopped toking 5 days before taking that shitty tea. why post that shit here for every brother toker to use and fail?
you suck!

errr

Feb 11 2010, 12:12 pm

That Pulo crap is just another dilution method.
All your doing is diluting your THC-laden piss so the sample reads negative.
You can do the exact same thing by using the same volume of water as the tea. (plus its cheaper!)
Stop trying to hype something you think as something special when its not.

pothead4life

Feb 9 2010, 12:34 pm

Also along with the Palo Azul you should buy some B12 pills to take so your urine isn't clear. Just so it doesn't look like your trying to cheat the test.

Also if you're going in for probation and they're gonna test you DO NOT ask to use their restrooms. This sometimes gives off the impression that your bladder is full and you cant hold it. Alot of probation offices will reschedule you if they pick up on this. Even if they make you wait a little while, HOLD IT!

pothead4life

Feb 9 2010, 12:24 pm

If you have a urine test and you know you have Marijuana and/or cocaine in your system the most effective thing to do is go to a local Mexican Meat Market and look for an item called Palo Azul.

Palo azul is a kind of herb found in part of Paraguay. Richly containing calcium, magnesium, sodium and potassium, Palo Azul tea is regularly consumed in Central and South America.

Palo Azul assist in eliminating toxins concentrated in kidney and bladder. Relieves symptoms caused by urinary tract and kidney infections, and traditionally used as a kidney cleanser. The translation for Palo Azul is Kidney Wood.

When looking for it in your local Mexican Meat Markets you'll be looking for a small package containing bark and the name should say Palo Azul.

All you do is boil or soak the bark in 1gal of water and drink it. If you soak it then it'll take a few hours, however boiling it takes just 10mins or so. Drink hot or cold.

You want to drink this tea at least 3 hours before you go in for your test. After drinking so much of the gal you'll start to pee every 15mins or so. Once you've reached this point drink nothing but the Palo Azul or water until you test. I've read of people drinking this tea up to 3 days before they're test, not smoking after drinking and drinking nothing but water until testing and passing! They even claim that it's better to drink it early. However I drink it the day of my test, even smoke the night before.. and I always pass. We're talking about state admin test too.

If you cant find the Palo Azul locally then google it and you'll see a link to buy it online. In the store it's 99cents however buying online it'll cost a few bucks more, but still the cheapest way to get clean, natural and safe, works 100% of the time too!

potbeasty420

Feb 8 2010, 3:16 pm

I am a pot smoker...Well I had a job interview and it was a saliva drug test.. I got that STATS Flush..Took it as it said to... The test was REJECTED.. So I didnt get the job and didnt pass the test..

Dave

Feb 5 2010, 10:52 pm

Hello I live in B.C.Canada for me to work in the oil patch in Alberta Canada all job's in Fort Mcmurray & Alberta are a piss test to get the job my thing is that the company does not own me but still have to piss.I have stoped smoking pot for two week's.Bought my own piss test strip's just did one again today 5 Feb.still over the amount. The best way to pass these test is to stop smoking as much as we all hate to do that.Who smoke pot don't want too. This is the best way to be sure one passes. I would smoke about six joint a day.Still have about two weeks to go before I will pass.I tend to think all the stuff that one can buy to pass.Do not work but you can try & most of the time you will fail.They just keep takening your money.Thank You Dave.

potbeasty420

Feb 4 2010, 11:53 pm

im a smoker and I had to take a drug test,,it being a swab/saliva test.. I took STAT Flush before the test...which it says it works up to 4 hours... Well The test then got sent to a lab to be tested..then results will be in.... I smoke allot a pot !!! When the lab test salvia do you think it would be clean or dirty ? Negative or positive for pot ????????

suave

Feb 4 2010, 12:26 pm

just got my urine test back ....I used Terminader 60 and followed the instructions exzactly and I failed...beginning to think it is impossible to pass a screen...

Just askinfora friend...

Feb 3 2010, 9:38 pm

Has anyone passed a pee test for smoke using niacin or cream of tartar??? Help!

MaryJane yes please

Feb 2 2010, 1:23 pm

I would just like to note that I smoke 2-3+ times a day. I used Omni-pills to try to pass a job drug screen. I did just as package said, and failed the test. I quit smokeing only 1-2 days before the test. I am going to try Zydot, a liquid detox to try to pass this next test. The guy at store was amazed i failed test, and asked if i ate a large meal.. I didnt. It may work better if you quit smoking longer than i did, i dont know. I dont believe thc should be tested for most jobs, and it sucks that it stays in your body for so long. While people that smoke crack and meth can stop for a couple days and be clean. Well good luck everyone, hope u have better results that i did.

suave

Feb 1 2010, 3:53 am

Im not sure I quite agree with Ultra Clean working for hair follicle tests. I smoked everyday all day and decided that I would have to stop smoking in order to get a decent job. I found an amazing job and of course had to take a hair follicle test. I had stopped smoking for just over 3 months and bought ULTRA CLEAN just to be sure. I used the product as directed and still came up positive with marijuana. I wasted my money on Ultra Clean. Dont ever use it.

Another thing I wanted to add is the length of time it takes for thc to be completely out of your system by going cold turkey. I stopped using marijuana (even in my lighter using days) for 2 months and still failed a piss test. The time it takes to be out of your system naturally varies between individuals. PERIOD.

p.s. iM TAKING TERMINADER GOLD 60 TOMOROW AND ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

Tony from San Fran

Jan 30 2010, 2:00 am

Someone told me to get Xpulsion 7 day cleanse by Herbal Extreme. Anyone used it before. Hope it works.

worked

Jan 29 2010, 9:12 am

to hell with detox shampoos because they wont work.
just wear a wig.
it worked for me.

Hair Test

Jan 21 2010, 8:42 pm

I just bought my bf Max Htr. He has a hair test on Monday. He is a very heavy, daily smoker and has been for the past 30 years. Has anyone ever used Max Htr and if so, did you pass the hair test. Any information would be helpful.

As fa as an UA, get online and buy a bag with synthetic urine already in it. The kit comes with warmers and a paste thermometer. Keep the bag for future use. You can actually get a syringe and after cleaning out bag reuse it by using the syringe to push urine in through the tube.

rezin

Jan 20 2010, 1:26 pm

NO ONE should EVER have to quit smoking pot for a job PERIOD!
Its bullshit!!! All drug test do is discriminate against pot smokers..All other drugs are out of your system in days not months. WE have a right to smoke as well as work like every one else. What you put in your body on your OWN TIME is your business.. Eventually, hopefully it will be legal because we ALL KNOW that alcohol (among all other drugs) is WAY WORSE then pot.. Its ridiculous that we live in a world that still discriminates against pot smokers...lets realize most every one does or has smoked pot, grow up and EMPLOYEE STONERS!!!! Really the only people I trust are those that smoke pot....

Buckeye Bud

Jan 18 2010, 9:11 pm

I have been a daily smoker of 1 to 5 bowls depending on the day of the week for over a year. I'm 50 years old and was recently laid off from my job and had planned to take a few months off before seeking new employment. A new job opportunity has come up and I will have to take a u/a within the next 2 to 3 weeks. I haven't smoked now in 8 days. There is a lot of information here...some good, some bad I'm sure. Seems like one of the best methods to pass a urine test without chancing adulteration of the pee sample or risk having the synthetic pee identified is using a clean sample from a friend. Can anyone tell me the best way to:

1. type of container to put the clean pee in

2. how to sneak the clean sample into the testing lab.

3. how to keep the clean sample at proper temperature

4. any other tips on how to pull this off are welcome

Scrimmy-001

Jan 6 2010, 7:51 am

no salvia less booze, more pot you stupid fools! Don't go to the bar support liquor stores BUY YOUR OWN and GO HOME, START THE GROW ROOM!!

ONLY SMITH & WESSON WILL SAVE U NOW~

fourtwentyAK47

Jan 6 2010, 7:20 am

He's got a point you know? All I do is break a sweat and quench my thirst baby! That's the way or like HASH-MAN said, you could just not smoke, which isn't gonna happen for people like me ;P

H4SH - M4N

Jan 6 2010, 7:13 am

In hopes of stoppin these paranoid n ridiculous questions. *I'm talkin bout the herbal essence, and UA's only!!!

Lemme start with the one thing nobody (including me) wants to hear. ** Only sure shot at beating the test is allowing time to expel THC. I've used TONS o' many different types of products from wizzinators, fake piss, clean piss from a friend and detox.

Wizzinator - works great, but 2 things... gotta buy fake pee and you have to customize it in order for the clicking noise to F* off - Don't get caught using a strap-on you retard!

Fake & Clean piss - Sure probably the best method for using, abusing and getting away with it, if you can sneak em past that fuckhead watching you pee. Helps A LOT if you're a lady.

OH THIS IS A BIG ONE

Detox - You bought that crap!? Have you read the ingredients? usually it's just a high dose of fiber and creatine and neither will help you be clean! Detox products require you to "FLUSH" (Drink water) which is why you take it with water a couple hours before you go in riiiiight>? So essentially the detox is a mask... and the water dilutes your THC level, LEAVING LOTS OF ROOM FOR FAILURE!

THE ULTIMATE RECOMMENDATION TO UA's

Go to your nearest vitamin store and buy **ONCE DAILY HEALTH PILLS** They contain ALL of your vitamins & minerals with few exceptions. Fuck juice fuck tea fuck all that crap just get the daily pill, IT'S GOT WUT U NEED! and MONITER your fluid intake *Mostly Water* PISS LOTS! Go for a walk, jump on the treadmill, hit up steam showers And Allow your body to expel poison, every living form must... even your pot sweats bitch!

So basically what's just been stated is that most of these methods are next to useless in a non job scenario (as in nobody is watching you pee)*** stay healthy & smart.

I'm 6ft tall, 150lbs, FAST metabolism... swear i couldn't gain a pound tho I kno i could eat one 8)I been on weekly UA's for too long, and still pass even if only a few days have gone by since last testing... using no products.

On another note i gotta buddy who's 280lbs, moderate metabolism. It takes him almost a month no smoke PERIOD NO MATTER WHAT to get it all out, while it takes me days!

SO 1) Kno ur body 2) Be healthy 3) Don't be so gullible when using other peoples products... they're in it for the money man, like that crappy dealer you got... jus do it all for yourself and HAVE CONFIDENCE...

Last thing, I kno... but it's a treat for all those who actually read my chapter of crap FOR YOU paranoid buggers. Google.com search (Jurassic 5) song named (Sum Of Us)
And search (The Herbaliser ft' Roots Manuva) song named (Starlight) Look that shit up, Light that shit up, Live that shit up, and Love that shit up.

POTonly

Jan 5 2010, 2:56 pm

sorry but this site is for POT talk only.
try painpills.com

Matthew451

Jan 3 2010, 3:38 pm

if i use protox instant cleanser will it make me pass a UA for pain pills?

JOSEPHU

Dec 31 2009, 4:47 pm

keep smokin, fuck testin

TEST FAILURE

Dec 29 2009, 6:43 pm

If you want to FAIL a piss test, Buy purified brand instant acting cleaner. Because it WILL NOT WORK. tastes like shit, and costs too much, but if you want to pull a quick one on your buddy to make them THINK that they will pass, offer Purified brand instant acting cleaner. however, if you want to PASS a test... get something else...

cleansing products = SNAKE OIL

Dec 18 2009, 4:28 pm

probably because the heads realize that the tetra-cleanse works because of the "plenty of water" that you have to drink with it.
all you did was diluted your bladder so the sample tested negative. the tetra cleanse snake oil had nothing to do with you passing.

bigbuds 69

Dec 15 2009, 11:07 am

Their is a wonderful product from solar ray called tetra cleanse,this product works,its cheap and all you do is take two tablets with plenty of water pee twice before you take your test dont let fist pee go in the cup wait till you got a good stream going.I have taken numerous dot test,one I took the day I smoked and was high at the hospital,and passed with this method.I cant believe that no heads out there,know about this product.

lovemypot

Dec 10 2009, 5:27 pm

***To anyone who may have to go in for a pre employment drug test. DO NOT take the risk. Use a sub!!! After spending more than 50.00, worring myself to death and most of all, loosing the job opportunity I had...I used QCarbo with the five pills. I followed the directions perfectly, or so I thought...I FAILED the drug test. Next time, I am going to use my daughter's urine. Will get the sample fist thing in the morning, put it in a zip lock bag, have already tested it with water, and I being a woman will wear underware and pantyhose to keep it warm. I am thinking of bringing a safety pin to puncture the bag to keep from making any noise. Should have done this and saved myself the money, the worry and loosing the job. Good luck to anyone who is facing the dreaded drug test.

AJ

Dec 6 2009, 5:12 pm

Female 170 5'9

Have one OMNI CLEANSING SOFTGEL pill, been drinking water and cranberry juice all afternoon.

Been off the pot for 9days

Go to take a drug test tomorrow sometime in the afternoon 4ish???

Any luck with this pill and any pointers?

Dave

Nov 29 2009, 1:45 am

I have found that taking a few aspirin right before a drug test brought me up negative, even after smoking a bowl the night before. Well, I don't KNOW they came up negative, but I got the job.

jas

Nov 27 2009, 9:58 pm

I don't want to go to rehab ~ no, no, no.. I must face my demons sooner or later. The fact is, I love to toke after work. That is all I do, I don't even like to drink. But I am in health care and some stupid ass stole some narcs, now we are all dropping. Too bad, I did a test run at home, followed the directions, they are all positive. I am happy for all you guys who passed but the detox products are not working for me. Time has run out, the only way to save my license is to admit my "character flaw" before I drop. Then I get hooked up (on my dime) with an intensive recovery program for 2 years. If I am lucky, I will be allowed back to work before I loose everything, including my home. I guess I should roll a fatty and say good-bye... One last thought, for all you dumb asses who think people who smoke herb are stupid and lazy, I am in the top 5% of my class. I'm still waiting for all those do-gooders to catch up to me! I just hope rehab will save my job and education. Thanks high times, it has been a great run : )

JASON

Nov 27 2009, 3:14 pm

I just picked upo some X-Pulsion by Herbal Extremes, its the 7 day cleanser, and I gotta ask, does it work? Any words I can get on this matter woulld be greatly appreciated.

OrangeKush420

Nov 25 2009, 9:38 pm

I feel you "ILostmyLove" Im an electrician and just spent 3 wks on suspension and damn near lost everything for failing a random then coming up diluted 2 more times within my suspension period. Luckily im back to work due to my work ethic and what all my foremans had to say on my behalf. I still have to take randoms once a month for the next 12 months that im on probation. Its fucking bullshit and the drinks are a load of crap I didnt drink any water other than the bottle refill and still came up diluted. Motherfuckers do need to mind their own business and tax the shit and shut the fuck up. I mean christ there smoke shops and decriminalization all over the u.s. Tax the shit and get us out of this multi trillion dollar deficit shit hole we are all swimming in need i say fuckin more...

Spambuster

Nov 24 2009, 4:35 pm

Just Passed and smokealot is the same person spamming for the herbalextremes website.
Whats the matter loser? is your apartment rent due to where you cannot gather up enough money to buy advertising space?

mattbluntz

Nov 24 2009, 12:03 pm

you sound like a shill for the company.
and do you think people cant see thru this or your sock puppetry?

Just Passed

Nov 19 2009, 3:25 pm

That's funny. I just used Xpulsion Detox and got my results back an hour ago. It was the first time i used it and i passed. Yes I got a job now. Thank god for xpulsion. the 16oz bottle tasted so good i couldnt believe i was drinking detox. thanks Xpulsion. I bought mine at a store in florida but they have a website herbalextreme.org

smokealot

Nov 19 2009, 3:20 pm

About a year and a half ago I found a website called herbalextreme.org I have been using the X-Pulsion detox ever since and passed about 7 tests so far. Also the liquid I drank actually tasted really good for once. It was like drinking kool aid!

Tech Tip #1

Nov 19 2009, 11:56 am

Drinking water in the days before the test does no help. By the time youve have to take the test, you have already pissed out all the water that was supposed to keep the THCA concentration in the bladder diluted (thinned out). Drinking water is only good for the day of the test.

its all dilution

Nov 19 2009, 11:48 am

The fact that you have to refill the bottle with water and drink is proof positive that Purified Brand Cleanser works because of the dilution factor

Purified Brand + refilled bottle of water = WALLA! instant dilution. And an overpriced form of it to boot.

*High* Hopes

Nov 17 2009, 6:16 pm

Hey LostLove, never fear or let anyone get in your way of what makes you happy...hell, I dont! I work for a corporation and on urine tests I use "Purified Brand Instant Acting Complete Body Cleanser". I SWEAR IT WILL WORK. Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice between 24-48 hrs before you take the test. DONT eat any greasy and heavy foods the night prior to your test or it will repell and not soak in your system properly. Refrigerate over night. In the morning of the test, you will drink the cleanser 2-3 hrs to your test. After you drink it, refill the bottle with water and DO NOT drink excessively or you will urinate everything out quickly and it wont last the 4-5 hrs that it should. So after you drink the cleanser and drink the bottled water, urinate 1-2 times and it should be in effect for 4-5 hrs. It worked about 3 times for me!

lostmylove

Nov 13 2009, 1:52 pm

my life has been ruined and is in complete hell... it is not because i choose to smoke... it because they choose to say.."NO! u cant do that!" Even God gives you a choice. N u know what else... He doesnt ruin ur life or hate you or cast you to hell because of the plant HE grows on HIS Earth... I hate HUMANS! FUCK THE STATE OF TEXAS AND THE U.S of A...i understand why shit happens to us...We dont know how to mind our own fucking buisness and let people live their OWN, GOD GIVIN LIFE!

lostmylove

Nov 13 2009, 1:37 pm

i drank bleach water like tuesday and took certo that night. i dont drink water... i took a home test friday and didnt pass it. im at a lost...

1highmexikan

Nov 5 2009, 8:51 am

for all those that say certo works its all bs i got a dirty ua in texas with that crap the way to go is q carbo its a quick detox n it works its 30 bucks here in texas and u can get it at any herbal store

ha! ha!

Oct 26 2009, 1:56 pm

and r dawg, can you make yourself sound any more like a sales rep for P-sure?
*rolls eyes*

ha! ha!

Oct 26 2009, 1:50 pm

thats what you get for coming here promoting bogus remedys.
serves you right, dumbass!
hahahahaha!

Tweety

Oct 26 2009, 1:41 pm

Well it looks like the Cream of Tarter spice trick failed me. I took 2 drug tests within the past 3 weeks and failed both using the spice. So guys, dont pay any regard to my earlier story.

its a comin

Oct 19 2009, 8:51 pm

Would like to see if anyone knows how long real urine is going to stay "fresh." It was donated this morning and has been in a screwtop sample bottle kept warm w/ hand warmers(95+ degrees). Any ideas? 1 day, 2 days? 6, 12 hours? Any accurate knowledge is greatly appreciated. Thought my test was going to be today and was prepared, but its tomorrow. The one time in my life I was actually ready for a test...

r dawg

Oct 12 2009, 7:11 am

All hail P-sure. I have passed no less than five Ohio D.O.T. mandate drug tests using P-sure synthetic. I get it at my local head shop for 40 dollars and it's simple and works everytime. I don't wanna put any of those cleansers in my body so i always go synthetic. You can B sure with P-sure.

Tweety

Oct 6 2009, 1:18 am

I used a spice you can find in the grocery store by the salt and pepper isle. It is CREAM OF TARTER, its about $1.60 for a small jar. I have used it for years to pass a urine test. Use 2 heaping tablespoons to one cup of warm water. Drink it once a day for 2 days and stay close to the bathroom. It taste like shit, so you can add a couple of drops of lemon juice to help. I have passed state required test for 8 months using it a few days before my test. I recommend it for all my friends and they have used it to pass test for the chemical plant jobs. They have thanked me for helping them out and they got the job. So where's my tip for helping them pass. LOL. Anyways it is a spice that is used for making the white fluffy stuff on lemon merangie pie, it is basically a a bleach for your system them you can drink without eating a bunch of pie.LOL I have ben a heavy smoker for about 25 years and find the detox shit don't work, but this does try it and see for your self.Even try a at home one first just to make sure before you go for the final test. Good Luck all hope this help you all

learn to spell

Sep 18 2009, 5:00 pm

i seen that contradicting plug that gentleman chameleon is trying to pass on.
now the q CARBO (not 'corbo' you non-spelling idiot)corp will kick your ass to the curb for fucking up the promotion. LOL
i'll be soon seeing you walking down the street kicking cans while youre all mule-lipped and your head hanging down. but dont worry, i'll step out and dump a bottle of the q carbo and toss the empty at your feet to keep your sulking activity busy....buhwahwahwah!!!

and btw, its spelled LYING - not "lieing".

another shill bites the dust

Sep 18 2009, 4:35 pm

HAHAHA! Another qcarbo shill got busted within his own phony story. good catch there Dano!!

I love it when these dumbass shills always bring the rope to their own hanging party. ROFLMAOPIMP

Dano

Sep 18 2009, 4:22 pm

How can you guarantee that your Q-Carbo snake oil will work when you yourself said it wont pass the lab tests? Hmmm?

Mighty intelligent folk we got there in them parts.. You betcha.

Gentleman Chameleon

Sep 18 2009, 2:52 pm

Ok, here are the facts, I smoked some this pass Sunday and had to test on Thursday, I ordered a drink called Q corbo plus it comes with 4 super boost tabs. It's 20 ounces, you drink and refill twice with water and piss about two to three times before you go to take your test. It works in about a hour and your good for 5 hours, it's just that simple. Yes I passed, but if they send it to the lab, you want come up with a dirty urine, but they will know your drinking something. I guarantee it will work, it has always worked for me. So all you guys that say this drinks don't work, your just lieing, cause they do, period!

anon1

Sep 17 2009, 5:06 pm

gotta luv those certo nerds.
theyre on almost every pot site on the web trying to keep the ancient myth alive.
if you notice, every certo story says theyre on probation. youd figure the pattern would change by now (*rolls eyes*).
its doubful these guys ever take drug tests. its hard to do that when youre sitting in front of the computer all day trying to keep the certo myth alive and trying to back it up with the most nonsensical nerd drivel.
what a life (*rolls eyes again*)

quicklx

Sep 17 2009, 4:43 pm

HiThiShit: "Certo is the way to go...Because its a gelatin substance, it picks up on the fatty cells as it passes through your body....You cannot pee a gelatin, therefore the THC that sticks to it must leave your body via #2.."

quicklx: Uhh, please cite your source(s) that give an anatomical/physiological description of what is allegedly occurring.

Inquiring minds would like to know.

Certo = MYTH!

Sep 17 2009, 4:26 pm

Yet another Certo nerd has entered here trying to push that bogus product.
And yet another Certo nerd that needs to do some serious research on how the body metabolizes THC.
Cuz if you done your research, you would learn (if your not too stupid to) that theres NO product that has any effect on the metabolization of THC. To put it more plainly for the comprehensionably impaired: There is no product that can stop THC from being released into the bloodstream as a result of fat cells burning.
Certo never enters fat cells therefore it has no contact with THC. Certo never passes the bloodstream, therefore it has no contact with THC metabolites.

People passed because of the "gallon of water" they consumed. The water served to dilute the concentration of THC metabolites in the bladder so the urine sample registers below the drug screens cutoff level. These people wouldve passed anyway with just the water alone and without the nasty Certo to go with it.
Instead of trying to come up with ridiculously bogus theories in promoting Certo, do your research on how THC is processed by the body and how drug tests actuallly work. You'll look less like an idiot in the end.

HiThiShit

Sep 9 2009, 7:15 pm

The other option, my favorite, is to use someone else' s piss. You can use a travel size saline solution bottle, or a rubber glove. Simply squeeze the bottle or poke a hole in the glove. They both look natural. Use a thermometer (the ones you press on your forehead work best) to make sure the temp is at or around 110 f. by placing on the dash of your car on defrost while driving to the clinic. This will buy you about an hour and a half in the 93-98f range after duck taping it to your groin area. Your body heat will keep it above 92 for as long as you keep it there. You can always keep a lighter in your 5th pocket for last minute heating. Make sure the urine is kept in the refrigerator prior to testing. Go through these steps at home several times before actually doing it to knock out any kinks. Good luck, dress nice, shave and try not to look nervous. I'm not the kind to adhere to society, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

HiThiShit

Sep 9 2009, 6:45 pm

I was on probation during the most drug taking years of my life(from 18-23). I have passed more drug tests than I care to remember, and had to be crafty in order to do it. The best way to pass is to use clean piss. That way you can take all the guessing completely out of the equation. If you don't have the nuts to sneak some in, then Certo is the way to go. It is a gelatin fruit pectin that is in all grocery stores close to jello. Because it is a gelatin substance, it picks up on the fatty cells as it passes through your body. THC is not water soluble,like all other drugs, but fat soluble and this is why it gives us problems. Drink it a couple hours before the test with a gallon of water. You cannot pee a gelatin, therefore the thc that sticks to it must leave your body via #2.

ninja

Sep 5 2009, 4:07 pm

That depends on the brand of synthetic. Brands like Quick Fix, Magnum, UltraPure and Go Number 1 will pass any type of drug test.

420247365

Aug 31 2009, 11:41 am

Does anyone know if synthetic urine will stand up to an actual lab test or if it's only good for the dippy strip kinds?

420247365

Aug 31 2009, 11:16 am

Does anyone know if synthetic urine will stand up to an actual lab test or if it's only good for the dippy strip kinds?

Skunkman

Aug 31 2009, 12:37 am

I LOVE POT !!!!!!!!!

POTonly

Aug 30 2009, 11:35 pm

sorry geek. this site is for POT smokers only.
try cocaine.com

thepumbogeek

Aug 30 2009, 11:19 pm

I have a hair follicle test tuesday. Im not a pot user so I dont have to worry there. Ive done maybe 3 grams of cocaine during the week and I was wondering how long it stays in the hair follicles. Only educated responses please.

shillbuster

Aug 29 2009, 5:49 pm

Yup, you said it yourself potsmoker1. Not only youre a dumbass but youre likely a shill for the company.

only shills defend their beloved snake-oil like the way you do...so go fuck yourself sideways with that bottle of snake oil you shilling dumbass!

pdfurder

Aug 29 2009, 5:41 pm

whats the best thing for saliva swab tests?

potsmoker1

Aug 28 2009, 6:14 pm

I guess I'm one of those dumbass' who bought the detox drink ProTox. I've smoked for 12 years about three times a day seven days a week and guess what? I took a drug test this morning for a government job and I passed. So...the next time you want to call someone a dumbass, sit your dumbass down and read the simple directions on the bottle and it will probably work for you too.

got screwed

Aug 27 2009, 12:55 pm

I just want to tell my fellow stoners if youre planning on using substituted urine, STAY AWAY FROM UREASAMPLE FREEZE-DRIED URINE! I took a post-accident urine test 3 weeks ago and I got the verbal HR notice yesterday that my sample came back invalid because it had no creatinine and pH and that its impossible that the sample came from my body. I got terminated on the spot. I begged for another chance and was willing to go to rehab, but the HR told me that they "dont want druggies and test cheaters working for our company" and handed me my final paycheck. Now because of that ureasample crap, my $60k a year job and healthcare insurance benefits had all went down the drain.

jobless and pissed >:(

MiZdeMeNer

Aug 26 2009, 9:35 pm

I just took a drug test last week for a prospective job. I have been smoking since I was 13(I'm 28 now). I did the research on the "detox" drinks and I have concluded that they officially SUCK!... (just read the posts here)...anyway, down at my local smoke shop a helpful associate recommended I use synthetic urine. The brand was P-SURE, a very simple kit. just follow the directions. Now it says there is a website for the product, but when you go to visit it, "it" doesn't exist. I researched online for more about it, but there isn't much. very hush hush. Anyway the instructions say that it can be ready in 45 minutes with the heating pad, but I got it ready in 20 minutes, I just wrapped it up in my sweater and had in the sun while I was driving to the clinic (with the heating pad attached as well). The small bottle was easy to conceal, I kept it nice and toasty, holding it between my legs. the small bottle with the heating pad was easy to conceal. I found out just beforehand that the test being administerd was the eCUP/eSCREEN urine analysis. This is a new "touchless" method, if you are not familiar with it, that eliminates human "error" while handling specimens. The cup is standard size, when you hand it to the nurse she puts directly into a machine that inserts the dip stick into the cup automatically and e-mails the results directly to your employer within 3-8 minutes. The website on this device noted that this device can detect ANY adulterant (additives to urine) so don't even think about using additives with Gluteraldehyde (I think that how it's spelled)or Visine, or Pine-Sol, or PCC (preservatives) or anything that wouldn't naturally occur in the body or couldn't be ingested/digested by the body. So needless to say my specimen passed and I got a job! thanks P-SURE! whoever you are....

WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES

Aug 25 2009, 11:21 pm

ITS BEEN STATED OVER AND OVER IN THIS BLOG THAT QCARBO, TERMINATOR GOLD, OMNI AND ANY OTHER DETOX DRINK ARE BOGUS AND DO NOT WORK!!!

SOME OF YOU ACT LIKE YOURE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO READ!!!

DUMBFUCKS LIKE THAT DONT DESERVE TO HAVE JOBS!!!
I DAMN SURE WOULDNT HAVE YOU WORKING FOR ME!!!

fuckintrippin

Aug 25 2009, 12:55 am

someone please please let me know if that terminador gold works. i smoke every day jusr about all day and i have a drug test tomoro at noon. i smoked last night and i know im a dumbas but................... i need some help i can find fake piss but i have to ask my grandfather. i really dont want to do that. ya know

j

Aug 14 2009, 2:08 am

Keep readin' comments about how great Quick Fix urine is, but has anyone passed a DOT test with Clear Test's synthetic?

maryjane

Aug 12 2009, 9:48 pm

I just got the Qcarbo detox kit, its a drink and then 2 pills if the drink doesnt work...does anyone know if this works?

frenzeed

Aug 4 2009, 9:25 pm

all those detox drinks are bullshit. i failed with terminator gold, omni, readyclean, and strip. save your money and just drink lots of water.

nifter

Jul 30 2009, 5:20 pm

Teminator Gold is a big ripoff.

I used it for a DT last year and still tested positive for THC.

Find some clean piss somewhere and use it if you really want to pass the DT.

Needhelp

Jul 26 2009, 4:19 pm

I am a heavy smoker! i have a test on monday and i stopped friday and i bought a bottle of terminader gold 60 and i wanted to know if it would work on me i am 6ft and 168 lb

kifusa

Jul 22 2009, 1:38 pm

I just used some dr. green's agent x synthetic, and was wondering if anyone has any experience with this. I took the test, but did it quickly, so I only used a little more than half of the sample. DOES ANYONE KNOW IF USING HALF THE SAMPLE WILL INVALIDATE THE TEST OR WILL IT STILL WORK????

still blazin

Jul 20 2009, 1:11 am

I know Terminador Gold works to mask THC but it is something that's easily and frequently detected?

ddole22

Jul 15 2009, 9:03 pm

My PO just popped a surprise spit-swab test at my house today. I last smoked on sunday nite, 2 joints of some KB. To my suprise I passed the damn thing!!
Im still shaking like shit over it. I thought I was screwed for sure cuz theres no way I know to cheat and get past those kind of tests.

induce

Jul 14 2009, 6:23 pm

i have not smoked since May 18. i took a hair test july 13th...yesterday. i applied Max HTR shampoo twice for 6 minutes on each application. i decided to get a trim which brought the back of my hair down to just over an inch. this is where they took the sample. does anyone here have any feedback. this is for a job so no pass means no work...but my heart goes out to people on probation or parole. i will let the group know the outcome.

nodetoxdrinks4me

Jul 8 2009, 11:43 am

detox drinks dont do jack shit. i know cuz i used 3 diffrent brands on 3 diffrent tests and failed them all.
sneaking in some clean pee works every time. so does the powdered urine kits if you cant find anybody thats clean.

lilbonnie

Jul 7 2009, 11:23 am

I did the protox cleansing kit and it did not work. I stopped for 10 days before my parents home tested me and it still failed. Because of that, I got stuck in rehab.
So the best thing is to stop using drugs if you have regular drug tests. I sure did. I got my life and college education to think about and getting high is just not worth it anymore.

worked

Jul 7 2009, 11:10 am

wear a wig.
it worked 4 me ;)

IN TROUBLE

Jul 6 2009, 11:37 pm

ok so i used to be an everyday head however i stopped using because i wanted to retain custody of my son. About 30 days ago i "fell off the wagon" and have just now found out i have to take a hair test this week. I bought the Omni Cleansing Shampoo from a local head shop but im still nervous. Anyone know if this stuff works. Ive head rumors about stripping your hair to pass. Is there any way to pass this thing?

Portland, Oregon

Jun 30 2009, 11:09 pm

I bought this Protox Detox drink and the pills that are supposed to make you pass a UA. Anybody ever tried it? I am only looking for someone that has tried it. Not one of the morons that I see posting on here and trying to bash smokers. Thanks

harkumb

Jun 21 2009, 1:31 am

passed my test with the yellow river fake pee at labcorp
and got my dream job.......kaachingggg!!!

OnlyMe

Jun 19 2009, 12:59 pm

I would like to thank people for their fast responces.... NOT.
Anyway, just to let peeps know, I passed the test and begin training in the near future.
Im not sure if it was due to either the dilution or the fact that I was getting a faint line before but hey, I passed and that is the main thing.
No more green for me.... Weed free fellow. Woot woot.

OnlyMe

Jun 17 2009, 6:03 am

I had a urine test yesterday. I substituted 30ml of clean urine from a close friend but was asked to fill the cup another 10 to 15ml which I was forced to do with my own.
I did a home test and got a very faint line that morning before the test.
Do you think mixing this urine would help dilute in order to get a better pass percentage.
I find out in 2 days!!!

the commenter

Jun 10 2009, 6:54 pm

Hey, I know of a foolproof way to pass a drug test.... Stop doing drugs!

It works every time... (:

hoprful

Jun 8 2009, 5:07 pm

i quit 10 dysago and do not retun to the doctoe for another 2 weeks, in the meantime i am using clear flush permaclan which is a 8 day regiment, wondering if anyone has used this with any luck, hoping that 21 days is enough, any other tings i can do over the next 2 weeksto hel the elimination process, by the way i am on pain meds and must test positive for thoe so substituted urine is not an option

Ms. P-Noid

Jun 2 2009, 8:56 pm

I have a piss test in two days. I stoped smoking last night. I was told they will make me piss with the door open. I usually substitute, but what the hell do I do now???

prodarian

May 25 2009, 10:13 pm

just wanted to say I beat the piss nazis using Quick Fix 5.7 fake piss. I had to take a post-accident test when some clown rearended me in the company truck. i didnt want to take chances with detox products so i got the fake piss. it was so easy to use and pulling it off was just as easy, for i was not watched. hell the nurse didnt even ask me to empty my pockets! I went in, poured the QF (temp was 98 on the spot) and gave it to the nurse. she did a computerized screen test, said it was negative and sent me on my way.
i highly recommend QF for ANY urine test.

bentinshape

May 12 2009, 5:07 pm

my, my, what drug-filled anger. you have it so bad its affecting your spelling obviously.

spinich

May 11 2009, 3:36 am

bentinshape your a fucking idiot, ome people get ranodom drug tests. and if your too scared to do drugs cause you dont wanna get caught than get the fuck off hightimesm where they advertise piss and detox for real potsmokers. and dope is crack you moron, bud is weed. learn your shit.

bentinshape

Apr 17 2009, 7:45 pm

this is something that has baffled me for years....if you know you have a drug test, or even know that a drug test is a remote possibility....why on earth would you do drugs?!!?!?!!? i just dont get it. whats the best way to pass a drug test? dont do drugs. its not brain surgery.

then again, i guess thats why they call it "dope" ...

money

Apr 16 2009, 9:27 pm

Hey I need some help bad I'm in the military and have a drug test tomorrow and I just bought some omni cleanser and need to on if
Works please help

kitten888

Apr 16 2009, 2:37 pm

all detox drinks are bogus. find some clean piss and use that instead. youll be glad you did in the end.

uhh

Apr 13 2009, 8:19 pm

why do you have to yell?

DON'T WANT TO FAIL

Apr 12 2009, 11:50 am

I GOT A DRUG TEST COMING UP IN TWO DAYS AND HAVE FAILED THE HOME TEST. I BROUGHT A BOTTLE OF MAX DTR- DOES THIS WORK? WILL IT BE DETECTED?

xbarrox

Apr 11 2009, 3:02 pm

i got a d/t on monday for a new job. here are the stats:

- daily smoker for 3 years. stopped about 6 weeks ago.
- 6'0 tall, 170 lbs, dont exercise much.
- normally drink gatorade to stay hydrated
- normally eat high-fiber foods
i already failed 2 firstchek home tests. one about 2 weeks ago, and the last one this past thursday, even after days of drinking cranberry juice and taking niacin supps.
im planning on getting my buddys wife to pee for me. she doesnt smoke or take any type of meds. i'm just looking for some tips on keeping the temp right. thanks for any help.

huh?

Apr 10 2009, 2:04 pm

wtf is vaw?

JOSEPHU

Apr 4 2009, 12:03 am

not trying to stir up ol' shit or anything ,but just had my buddy do the VAW (modified) and he passed with it, smoked the same day.

higher

Apr 2 2009, 11:35 am

just use the quickfix pee.
niacin, herbs and that other stuff doesnt work on thc.

spentum420

Apr 1 2009, 9:56 pm

my test is on the 5th. i last used about 3 weeks ago and twice a week before that. i like to clean out naturally by using herbs, ginsing, dandelion root, milk thistle, and niacin. do you think my plan would allow me to pass?

thoughts?

worried

Mar 31 2009, 7:58 pm

i took a drug test yesterday i passed it but they STILLLL sent it to the lab. i smoked 2 hits on Friday night. Am i gonna pass?>>

leeperon

Mar 31 2009, 12:09 am

i passed today! fake pee wins again!
i used quickfix 5.7
test was at labcorp. they didnt watch me or listened at the door. easy as hell..

fuck all those other bullshit methods you see on here. if you want that job, you better use fake pee.

lurking

Mar 27 2009, 7:09 pm

LOL! trolls. Gotta love 'em.

freevibed

Mar 27 2009, 11:15 am

It seems that if people would stop taking drugs, they wouldnt have to worry about scrambling to find cheating methods to pass a drug test.
And they wouldnt have to worry about getting taken in by online drug testing myths either!

Iluvweed

Mar 23 2009, 3:10 pm

hey jbud next time you feel the need to rip on someone else's education, punctuation or lack thereof, hit the spellchecker before you post. Better yet don't post at all, the only one your impressing is yourself. Jerk-off

worked

Mar 21 2009, 1:36 pm

for hair tests, wear a wig.
it worked 4 me :)

odjeioe27

Mar 13 2009, 12:18 am

Is it true that hair tests go back 90 days? I have a hair test coming up. My last smoke was on New Years Eve where I smoked about 3 large blunts. Had nothing since. So what you guys think are my chances of failing? Anything I should do to prepare? Thanks..

rasta franasta

Mar 11 2009, 12:09 pm

heres a trick that worked for me: pine-sol.
i got caught smokin with my homies and now im getting random tests. the tests i take are the kind that give instant results and i pee in private. i put a 1/4 capful of pine-sol in my pee cup and piss on top of it. i swish the cup a little before i hand it them. result was a solid line negative. the pine-sol destroys the thc on the spot. those stupid random tests dont stand a chance. LOL!

wonderjoints

Mar 11 2009, 11:41 am

yayyy!!

I start my job tomorrow, thanks to the Quick Fix 4.2...
Testing was done at Concentra and passed with flying colors.
If you want that dream job, screw those risky methods like pills, drinks, and spikes. Quick Fix is the S--T!

Time to phire up a phaddie and celebrate! :D

KBud

Mar 11 2009, 9:58 am

I agree. This blog is filled with retards that cant spell of use punctuation properly. Theres some here that are smart and knowledgeable, and make great contributions to the blog (they know who they are), but the others act like they never attended school.
To those people: Get a life, and an education, and stop giving recreational pot users a bad name.

to the last poster..

Mar 10 2009, 11:19 am

Learn how to use punctuation, tard..

cant4dit

Mar 5 2009, 9:00 pm

lots of water it will come back dilute take creatine monohydrate because when it shows diluted thet test creatine levels i know thi work nobshere is full of shit get a home test and try it know it all who knows nothing

nobshere

Mar 5 2009, 9:26 am

your story is bullshit. thc is not water soluble so you cannot flush thc out with water.
only time and execrising gets rid of thc. nothing else, period.

i hear yaaa

Feb 27 2009, 1:38 am

hey introuble ....

i smoked 2 days prior to my test for court and passed ,
by following a few of these steps ...

1 - abstinance - the longer u stay without
smoking the better chances u have of passing ...

2 - flush - drink plenty of fluids to flush out
your system , the more leaks u take b4 the test,
the better ...this would also include a trip
to a sauna or a simple hot shower ...

3 - mask - taking tylenols or sleep medicines on
the day of the exam in order to try to trick it ...

4 - dont piss straight into the cup wen u go c ur po,
piss into the urinal or toilet first and allow only
the last couple of drops in the cup , barely enuf
to fill it ...

i followed these simple rules and passed my random
exam 2 days later ... negative on everything ;)

introuble

Feb 24 2009, 9:53 pm

I am on probation and my po just told me that she is drug testing me on Monday the 2nd... 6 days away. I am broke and I smoked yesterday...any ideas of over the counter supplements that I can take?? Help please...

facts hurt

Feb 21 2009, 8:45 am

if you woulda done your homework and research, you would understand that niacin is a myth and will not make you pass the drug test.

nitastonerbabe

Feb 11 2009, 11:33 pm

EEK IM GOING CRAZY!!! I cant clean THC out of my body!! I failed another home test and thats after drinking cranberry juice and taking 500ng niacin. What can I do? I havent smoked in over a month but I still keep testing dirty. My test is next week. Should I buy a detox drink?

villos

Feb 8 2009, 7:45 am

mattbluntz, never tried the powdered stuff. i used premixed. its much more easier to use and better for random testing.

villos

Feb 8 2009, 7:42 am

pokey, why sneak in bleach when you could just sneak in a clean sample to sub?

villos

Feb 8 2009, 7:39 am

saliva tests are easy to pass. just stop using the day before and youre fine.

judy

Feb 7 2009, 1:33 pm

anybody here ever had to take a DT to get life insurance? what type of test they use, urine or saliva?

mattbluntz

Feb 2 2009, 7:55 pm

anybody used the powdered/dehydrated urine kits with success?

test is friday.

pokey mcsmott #420

Feb 2 2009, 12:32 pm

i have to take random home tests. i ve been smoking 5 times or more a week but have to cut down. my last smoke was last thursday. if i get popped with a home test lets say tomorrow, what can i do?
i was told these test kits are more advanced than the average walgreens test and can see through all blockers, so cranberry detox pills, drinks, pectin, etc would not be an option.
but i wonder if i could still use bleach?

zomptrip

Feb 2 2009, 12:02 pm

all youz guys shoulda known that detox drinks dont work.
next time be smart and use synthetic piss. it beats all drug tests even while you stoned.

420HUNNEY

Jan 18 2009, 1:17 pm

yea that shit totally didnt work! i even drank large amounts of water with it and it still didnt work. DO NOT buy puriclean it DOES NOTTTTTTTTT work! =(

ThelmaG

Jan 16 2009, 4:12 pm

The thing about detox drinks is that THEY DONT WORK! I failed 2 tests with the Omni drink. At first I thought I screwed up on the first test when I stopped for only 3 days, so I gave the Omni one more chance. On the second test I stopped smoking 7 days before and made sure I followed all directions to a tee. Still tested positive for THC with a count of 130.7 ng/ml
And Im not an everyday smoker. I weigh only 145lbs with not much bodyfat.

Bottom line is detox drinks are totally BS!

notus420

Jan 15 2009, 3:57 pm

detox drinks like omni are a total ripoff. the drink "works" because of the large amounts of water you have to drink with it.
the drink itself does nothing. the large water consumption serves to temporarily reduce the THC concentration in the bladder; just enough for the urine sample to register a negative on the quick screen.
those people wouldve passed anyway just on the water-loading alone without the bogus detox drink to go along with it.

its all about the water.

420HUNNEY

Jan 14 2009, 5:50 pm

hey so i have a drug test tomorrow i went to a health place kinda like GNC called BlackAcres Forest and they gave me the omni 16oz orange drink. Dude told me to drink it 2 hours b4 the test and just drink as much water as possible. just wondering HAS ANYONE TRIED THIS DRINK AND DID IT WORK FOR YOU? thankyou!!

stilltokynn

Jan 14 2009, 8:39 am

never heard of the magnum fake pee but i used quickfix 4.2 for my recent pre-emp d.t... it was sent to labcorp and passed with flying colors...
4.2 rocks!

veryhappy

Jan 13 2009, 6:18 pm

Yaayy. I start work tomorrow, thanx to Magnum synthetic piss!
I heated the bottle to 100F with the banded heatpad and crotched it. I was not searched at the clinic and I was alone in the bathroom when I gave the sample. The nurse accepted the temp at 96F and sent me on my way. It was too easy!

I would never use anything else again. The hell with drinks, additives, herbs, certoes, and all that junk that wont work half the time. Synthetic piss is the only way to pass.

BIG T

Jan 10 2009, 5:35 pm

yeah i just took a piss test with atn, has anyone ever used quick fix 4.2, and does it really work?

wrappedknot

Jan 10 2009, 1:06 pm

liebuster is right. I taken 2 random DOT tests since the summer. I was not watched nor did they make me strip on neither one. They did make me remove my coat and emptied my pockets though.

truckinfool420

Jan 9 2009, 12:34 pm

I agree. read the DOT rules themselves instead of rhetoric BS from some dork blog. the DOT rules still allow you to pee in private unless you got caught cheating.
now if you get caught cheating, they will make you drop your drawers, plus go inside the bathroom to directly watch you pee in the cup.

liebuster

Jan 9 2009, 12:20 pm

quit trying to scare people.
the stripping only applies to persons suspected of tampering.
go back and read the actual regulations from the DOT site and see for yourself.

Bong

Jan 7 2009, 8:27 pm

Here is a scary fact I found, while searching for ways to clean up for a random, that I'd like to share with other smokers. Titled "DOT Tightens Drug Testing Regulations; Loss of Privacy Attributed to Cheaters". Use this link to read about it: http://privacyblog.littler.com/2008/07/articles/drug-testing/dot-tightens-drug-testing-regulations-loss-of-privacy-attributed-to-cheaters/
bottom line is they are going to start stripping you before you go in to take a pee test. What's next? So much for privacy.

Alibudz

Jan 5 2009, 6:18 pm

Nevermind. I already had the test.
They tested for 10 other drugs with pot. Im a moderate smoker but stopped 2 weeks before the test. I used QCarbo the day of my test and STILL FAILED! :(

Alibudz

Dec 21 2008, 8:43 pm

Ill be taking a urine test for a job tomorrow at 11 am.
The type of test on the form says SAP 10-50 NIT. What does this mean?

dogman

Dec 20 2008, 2:53 pm

or better yet, just use dog piss....it works!..... i passed twice using the piss from my k-9 pal... he pisses in the den floor and i soak it up with a sponge....easy as shit!!

dog piss will very well be the next best thing when all the synthetic piss is no longer availble... i would never use no detox drinks or pills cuz that shit failed me before...

desertrat

Dec 19 2008, 10:36 pm

have a pre-employment drug test coming up and have not smoked in three weeks used a total body cleansing program and I'am a lite smoker one or two hits a couple of times a week I know that the number 1 wont fly because a freind did not pass with it any suggestions I did buy a bottle of qcarbo 32 but not sure if it will work

badnews4yall

Dec 17 2008, 2:58 pm

GO Number 1 synthetic and the whizzinator are history.

Puck Technologies got busted by the Feds and pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud drug tests. The Feds are moving to seize all of the companys assets and internet domain names.

Looks like youre stuck to using the quickfix urine.

proudpassedtoker

Dec 15 2008, 9:20 pm

FAKE PISS RULES!

with fake piss, you dont need to stop toking at all. when i used magnums fake piss, i went to the testing joint stoned and grinning. the temp was 96 and passed with flying colors...try that with your detox drink potion! better have a second job..LOL

yep

Dec 12 2008, 8:59 pm

i agree sheesh.
"passed them all"s post looks too much like spam. probably works for the company as their advertising bitch.

sheesh

Dec 12 2008, 8:50 pm

you sound too much like a spammer, pass. can you be a lil more creative than that?

koolcatstoner

Dec 12 2008, 8:43 pm

any of you thats been worrying about passing a saliva test, dont worry too much unless you smoked the same day of your test. i passed my random spit test today. my last smoke was the wake n bake the day before and didnt use any detox tricks any time. hope this helps. peace ;)

passed' 'em all!

Dec 9 2008, 11:56 am

The first time I heard about this stuff was from an Army recruiter. He said tha Omni Clean Caps had gotten all of "his people" through the MEPS drug tests. I used it and passed. Since then I have used it to pass 3 immunoassay tests. To hell with all of the fake piss and other stuff. Omni is the only stuff that actually works. Just wake up, take 4 pills and 48 ounces of water (or more) an forget about it. You will pass every time. No call-backs stating that the sample was too diluted.

kindnugs

Dec 3 2008, 9:41 am

Has anyone tried Number 1 synthetic with the whizzinator?

hands down

Nov 25 2008, 3:11 pm

the Quick Fix fake urine.....nuff said

sky44y

Nov 25 2008, 3:05 pm

whats the best product for random urine tests?

worked

Nov 17 2008, 5:56 pm

wear a wig.
it worked 4 me

ziljian

Nov 13 2008, 9:42 am

hair tests are the hardest to pass. i dont know of any product thats guarateed to work. detox shampoos used to work years ago, but theyre being detected now.

fishhub

Nov 11 2008, 1:08 pm

i have a hair test coming up for drug court. what ideas can you experts give me to pass?
and im not interested in suggestions to go to drugtestfriend.com or any of that; so if this is all what you want to suggest, then i suggest you keep your keyboard idle.

my $.02

Nov 6 2008, 8:25 pm

and what's really great is that honest people come here looking for advise on how to keep both their job and their hobby, and you have some ass tainting the info highway with false guidance, with the total expence falling on the reader...

stonedk1510

Nov 6 2008, 9:50 am

just for shits and grins, i checked out that site.
..and it is a fake, just like the watchdog said.

who are these idiots think theyre trying to fool? is there actually people in this world that is THAT stupid to buy into that b/s?

Hoping it worked!!!

Nov 4 2008, 8:25 am

Well, I didn't hear anything at all yesterday and I am sure they got the results by then. So, news to all....synthetic urine is the way to go when you are in a tight spot. Just be sure to follow the directions and make sure it's up to the right temp. I used P-sure. I was nervous because there wasn't alot of information out there about that product but it worked, it worked, it worked!!!

it's a comin'

Nov 3 2008, 8:37 pm

i have a clean sample from a friend and the test is coming within the month, just don't know when... anyone know where i need to store it so it doesn't spoil... i've seen it in here before, but can't find my answer.. freezer, fridge?? how long does it stay good for...

re: jinksed

Nov 3 2008, 5:25 pm

No jinksed. Nobody is going to sell ad space to a bogus site. Thats why these doushbags have to resort to blogs and message boards to get their bullshittery out.

jinksed

Nov 3 2008, 5:14 pm

people like "i passed" come on sites like this to advertise. because they are too cheap to buy ad space.

re: I Passed

Nov 3 2008, 5:05 pm

Yes, you ARE a fake! Your stories are fake and the site youre spamming for is a fake.

If you and your site is not fake, then I challenge you to name those three things that you get at the supermarket that supposedly allows you to pass the drug test. And I challenge you to let the readers in on your so-called "secret formula"

I fully expect you to not answer my above challenges. After all, doing so would run in conflict with your game plan - of trying to hawk your phony site just to take money from those who are not familiar with your antics.

Youre a plain bullshit artist who needs to find something else to do with your time instead of spamming fake sites (with fake stories and a horde of fake screen names to boot!)

Hoping it worked!!!

Nov 3 2008, 9:23 am

Okay, so here we go. I have been smoking almost every night for the last 6-8 months and after our business began failing I decided to go and look for a job. Well, I stopped smoking about 4 days before I put in applications. With the economy the way it is, I thought it would take a while to get a call on my resumes. However, I got a call almost immediately along with an interview then the job offer and then came the drug test, all within 72 hours of my application submission. So I was stressing majorly bad and wondered how on earth I was going to pass a drug test. I researched drinks and didn't trust the mixed reviews. Went to Walgreens got a home test kit to see if I could pass honestly. I couldn't. Went to the local head shop and talked to them, they advised that while they believed the drink would work they strongly suggested P-Sure, synthetic urine, assuring me that it would work as it is the same thing my local police and firefighters use when they get called up for a random drug test and they seem to pass. Knowing that the drug test location I chose is the same one that they use I went with P-Sure and followed the directions to the tee by hiding it in my crotch. I took the test on Friday, Halloween, and have not heard anything as of yet. I figure that if I haven't heard anything by the end of today....then no news will be GREAT news as I really need the job. So I will post later on and let you know. As it stands it seems as though when you are in a tight spot synthetic urine is the way to go as long as you follow the directions to the tee. And what warmer place to hide it than between the legs. There's no where cozier than that!!!

I PASSED

Oct 28 2008, 3:42 am

I'm not fake and nowhere else did I find this specific info after reading online for a few hours a day for 1 week. I smoked 3 days before my test and passed, so this shit; which is a remedy you use with 3 things you can get at the supermaket; really worked. I am NOT lying!

watchdog

Oct 27 2008, 8:06 pm

But of course.

"I Passed" is another fake alias used by the spammer for that fake site drugtestfriend.com

So tell us spammer, is hightimes the only site where you can post your spam since you and all of your other fake names have been banned from the other pot sites?

Your bullshit stories are not fooling anyone here. Stop your spamming and get a life, you pathetic loser!

anonymousanon

Oct 27 2008, 5:43 pm

What?!... You paid $30 for the same info on passing hair tests thats found online for free?

You must be one big dumbass...And dumbasses deserve to get ripped off by crooks that are only interested in taking your money...Bah!

I PASSED!

Oct 23 2008, 7:32 pm

I just passed a hair follicle test for a new job! I went to that www.hairtestfriend.com website. I paid $30 for the info on how to wash my hair to pass it and it actually fucking worked!!!!!!!!!!! I am in disbelief....and no i have no affiliation with the website

unknown 1

Oct 22 2008, 3:56 pm

Now Now every body i know how these things work u see im on 3 UA's a month but i have a remedy for my daily smokeing needs and yes i still smoke but i pass i use a combination of pills "DETOX PRODUCTS" called 4 day max out and that cosists of 3 pills evry 4 hours a day for 4 days and on top of that i use protox 10 day which i combine with the first 4 day kit i take 3 maxout and 10 protox evry day for about 7to 8 days strait than start over again now mind u this is quite costly but if your like me i love to smoke i spend about 600.00 amonth too keep me clean and just incase your weight dose matter with this stuff im about 245lbs u might not need as much but i know what i need its a whole trial and error thing but i just lucked out and got it right the first time

unknown 1

Oct 22 2008, 3:53 pm

Now Now every body i know how these things work u see im on 3 UA's a month but i have a remedy for my daily smokeing needs and yes i still smoke but i pass i use a combination of pills "DETOX PRODUCTS" called 4 day max out and that cosists of 3 pills evry 4 hours a day for 4 days and on top of that i use protox 10 day which i combine with the first 4 day kit i take 3 maxout and 10 protox evry day for about 7to 8 days strait than start over again now mind u this is quite costly but if your like i love to smoke

scooter

Oct 19 2008, 11:29 am

certo doesnt do anything to help pass a drug test. its a myth.

inquiring mind

Oct 12 2008, 11:15 am

people claim that certo passes piss tests. exactly what does it do to pass and how?

hey square....

Oct 10 2008, 4:54 pm

go make an ass out of yourself somewhere else. piss on you dickhead!

Square

Oct 8 2008, 11:07 am

You sure have a LOT to learn, Mr 19 year old.

Pot IS a drug whether you care to realize that or not. It changes human functions from a normal state into an altered state. It distorts time, perception and most importantly judgement. And without judgement, you might as well be dead. Your brain is dead so why not the rest of you?

Smokey McPOT

Oct 7 2008, 11:53 pm

Lmao...I'm only 19 year olds been smoking pot for 5 years and I have a good job actually...I work construction, yes I only work construction so i can get high everyday and not worry about it but still marijuana is not a fucking "drug" so get the fuck off your high horse I can go to the dr and get all the pills prescribed I want and get them out of my system in less than a week same with meth or crack or any real drugs....but of course not pot the only thing that doesn't physically harm your body...go and drink a couple 30 packs and throw your tv out in the front yard when ur favorite nascar driver loses u flamer

worried

Oct 6 2008, 11:33 pm

tak'n a d/t for a government job, purchased the magnum synthetic urine.. has anyone used this recently? any response' or feedback would be appreciated!

darvin08

Oct 3 2008, 9:16 am

Nate - I used Agent X before and it failed. Scroll down to my last post to know why...

nate26kt6

Oct 1 2008, 10:07 pm

i was wondering if anyone has ever tried dr. greens agent x and what would be your review. id appreciate it

what an idiot

Sep 28 2008, 8:24 am

wtf are you doing on a pot site?

you should be at freevibe.com with the rest of those idiots like you!

Square

Sep 25 2008, 8:23 pm

ALL of you are a bunch of losers.

All of you ever talk about and think about is getting high.

If you werent getting high in the first place, none of you would have to resort to quick fixes and other ways to cheat.

But all of you bums are too stupid and too smoked-out to realize this. None of you losers will ever have jobs.

weedmaster420

Sep 24 2008, 12:35 pm

I agree. Subbing with a clean sample or synthetic is the only foolproof way. And a fake dick is not needed when you wont be watched. And since your not using your own piss, you dont have to stop smoking or get taken by bogus detox remedys.

Truth To be Known:

Sep 24 2008, 9:46 am

a) cranberry pills do not rid the body of THC. theres no product of any kind that can get rid of THC. only time and exercise gets rid of THC.

b) water does not clean THC from the body. THC is not water soluable, its fat soluable. THC is stored in fat and released back in the bloodstream when fat is burned. drinking water serves only to dilute your urinestream enough to register a negative on the screen.

c)drinking water days before the test does nothing. it may give the kidneys and bladder a workout, but it has no effect on the rate in which THC is released into the bloodstream. once a person urinates all of the water out thats been taken in, the person will start testing positive for THC once again. drinking water is only effective on the day of test. the reason? see fact 'b'.

d)detox drinks and pills are bogus. people pass because of the water consumed with these products. see fact 'a' and 'b' for the reason why.

e) substitution is the only way to beat the urine test. and if the person is on probation, the best thing to do is stop using THC until probation is over.

thats right

Sep 24 2008, 9:17 am

youre right. they are a scam. i didnt see any products for sale. theyre trying to take peoples money.
what assholes.

JaE KnoxX

Sep 22 2008, 11:34 am

check the fly shit

i've been smoking nearly everyday of my life since i was 14..im 22 years old,about 180 lbs. 5 ft 9
athletic build and a very fast metabolism.
upon my initial interview for my new job i was informed that a drug test was required for employment..this was friday..that same day i bought 5 gallons of water and some Triple Strength Cranberry pills(usually for urinary health,they also contain Vitamin C which is an antioxidant of sorts) i took two pills twice a day for the weekend and drank approximately a gallon and a half of water a day up untill sunday(yesterday) took a home drug test sunday afternoon and passed it! fortunately, i'm the keg stand champion round these parts and can chug beer like nobody's business..so downing a gallon of water within 10-15 mins. was no problem...i pissed like a fucking racehorse every few minutes and my urine was obviously crystal clear.
OH and i had burned a few blunts at my boy's studio thursday night..crazy huh? so today is monday and the actual drug test is going down..i'm pretty confidant that i'm good to go..i jus popped a few B complex tablets so my piss doesnt look like Aquafina lol..so yea depending on ur size/metabolsm you might not have to get all shook up about a piss test..just dillute with water..PLENTY of water..im pretty sure the Cranberry helped....maybe..maybe not..maybe fuck yourself..i dunno but as far as my new job knows i'm clean as a whistle and beginning work this week...i wouldnt knock the detox pills/drinks cuz i have plenty of friends on probation who recommended them..i guess if ur overweight and lazy and do nothing but smoke..they may not be the best choice for you tho :-/ ultimately,unless you feel like wasting money on a fake dick and fake piss or you wanna dip your manhood in bleach(stupidest shit i ever heard) WATER is the way to go..and it may not take forever(took me three days to piss clean bitchesssss) the home test i bought was only for THC and it was $15..water was 89 cents a gallons..those cranberry pills were like 3 or 4 bucks..so now..what i saved on cleaning out my system i'm gonna spend on bud hahahahaaa peace!!!

SPAM/SCAM ALERT!

Sep 18 2008, 10:50 am

Hairy Muff = SPAM!

The same IDIOT that posts SPAM on every pot site on the web using the same cut & pasted post thats seen there. That same post was used when you spam'ed for drugtestfriend.com - another bogus site.

Your using different usernames and different scam sites doesnt fool anybody here. You need to find some wiser use of your time before your SPAM'ing of scam sites gets you into some serious trouble - DUMBASS!!

ohcrap

Sep 16 2008, 10:43 pm

I was a heavy smoker for 6 years (daily/several tokes a day/about an ounce a week). I stopped in June after I moved to another state and didn't know anyone here. I tested myself at home several times and finally came up clean after 5 weeks. I had not smoked in 3 months and finally met someone who did. I still didn't smoke because I was looking for a job, blah blah blah. I've been looking for a job for 2 months now with no luck so I decided to smoke (some really really good stuff) last Friday and Saturday (Sept. 5th and 6th) and had a great time. Then I get called for a job interview this week and drug test TOMORROW! I tested myself at home again and would technically be clean but the line is very faint. So now I'm worried. Any suggestions? Or do you think I'll be fine?

Hairy Muff

Sep 16 2008, 5:58 pm

I would first like to say I do not work for the company I am about to talk about. Here is what I was up agianst and here is what I did to to pass my urine and hair test. This is not spam and people should have access to good info. I have to take a piss test once a week for Intensive Probation. The first month your on they give you to clean out so I started testing methods for passing a lab urine drug test. I paid for those strip drinks out of head shops followed the instructions to a TEE and failed a home drug test I got from walgreens. I am still smoking every other day. I take the quick tabs and take a test at home and fail agian. Finally I found this website that sold me a formula of things I could buy in my local grocery store. Did what they said and passed a home drug test. I was skeptical about this smoked a bunch more pot and tried agian and It worked. I mailed in a specimen to a lab and It WORKED. I have been to my probation for 15 weeks now and I have passed all the test that have come back no red flags no mention of dilution suspected or anything. I had to take a Saliva test also for a job found out these guys have a formula for that to and bought it. I came out great no problems passed great. Now that I have the formula for passing these test I feel great. If you are serious about passing a Drug Test check out these sites and agian I do not work for these guy but am a tried and proven satisfied client. If your Job, Ass or Freedom is on the line check these guys out.

Urine test = http://www.urinetestsolutions.com
Hair test = http://www.hairtestingsolutions.com
Saliva test = http://www.salivatestsolutions.com

harry redknotts

Sep 16 2008, 1:55 pm

glad to hear you passed at Kroll Labs, hogie..

i bought my magnum kit last week... i have a d/t thursday and the sample will be sent to Kroll... i heard they are bigger arseholes than even the Quest nazis, but im ready for them now. >:D
thanks a whole bunch hogie....peaceout

to anon poster

Sep 16 2008, 1:38 pm

Why are you yelling?

anonymous

Sep 11 2008, 5:29 pm

LET ME TELL YOU HOW I PASSED!!!!...LOOK MAN IM ONLY 15 AND I DONT SMOKE NEARLY AS MUCH AS I USED TO BUT THE BEST THING I EVER DONE WAS GET MY FRIEND TO PISS IN A PERSCRIPTION PILL BOTTLE FOR ME RIGHT BEFORE I GOT TO THE CLINIC OR WHEN MY MOM GIVES ME A PISS TEST...THE CLINIC AND MY MOM CHEEKS MY POCKETTS...AND THAT SCARED ME BUT I WAS PREPARED I WAS NOT GOING TO STICK IT UP MY ASS SO I TAPE IT TO MY DICK AND IT DIDENT HURT AT ALL SO DONT WORRY IT WILL STAY REAL WARM!

shobshob

Sep 10 2008, 1:26 pm

I seen complaints about synthetics and oxident PCC on other message boards. PCC is probably a preservative to allow synthetics to keep a long shelf. After all, real human pee goes bad in a short time because it contains no PCC, am i right?

Time for those synthetic pee companies to rethink how to make synthetic pee. Looks like the labs caught up to it.

1coolmom

Sep 10 2008, 12:57 pm

Hello out there! I am wondering if anyone has any advice. I have a random drug test in about 5 hours...in the past i have always been able to pass them without any help, ya know just from drinking alot of fluids.I am a casual to moderate user,3 to 5 times a week,2 to 3 hits at a time. My problem now is...it was harley's 105 th last weekend....smoked a little more than usual:) anything i can do at home? some home remedy so to speak. Thanks

catears

Sep 8 2008, 2:27 pm

what is oxident PCC? this got me freaked out now because i was planning on using synthetic for my upcoming test.

darvin08

Sep 8 2008, 12:34 pm

I dont trust synthetic piss products. I took a test last month and used Dr Greens Agent X synthetic. The lab tested it POSITIVE for Oxidant/PCC and ruled it adulterated. I didnt get that job, but I took on another job offer and used clean piss from my friends kid. It passed with no problems at all :)

no opes

Sep 8 2008, 12:24 pm

try opiates.org or something.

this site is for pot talk only.....

Pee Pee Face

Sep 1 2008, 6:15 am

I took a piss test at my doctors office. I did not ad water or anything to it. The Doctor calls me up and tells me my piss was to cold and I added water to it. I was like I did not(and I didn't) So I go back the same day and take another one. He says the same thing. He then calls me 3 days later telling me I tested positive for opiates. I was like yes I know, I am on them, as I told you this. He then goes on to say I can not except you as a new patient. I was like what ever. He still gives me a referral to a pain clinic. I get to the pain clinic and they say your piss test at doctor retard is on here as ou tried to hide your results. I am like WTF I told this guy I was on opiates and what not. Now the pain clinic will not treat me t all. And this is on my record now. What can I do to nail this dumb DR. ? How can I get someone to check his machine to see if its not calibrated correctly? I would like to bring this punk doctor to court. Anyone know what I can do? Please help anyone.

yep

Aug 31 2008, 9:47 pm

i agree.
ya shoulda used quick fix

hoagie

Aug 31 2008, 10:15 am

sorry to hear you failed dude. but i read nothing but negative feedback on minuteman pee. you should have used the quickfix or magnum synthetic. i passed three seperate tests this year with the magnum synth. (one at labcorp, two at kroll labs)

greenroof

Aug 30 2008, 5:04 pm

Guyz and Galz...whatever you do STAY CLEAR OF MINUTEMAN SYNTHETIC URINE! IT WONT PASS!
I got the bad news yesterday from the MRO. She said the creatinine and specific gravity read zero and said there was no way the sample came from a human body. I personaly think the chemical heat activator ruined it. whatever reason it was, I am now out of a 55k job.
Of course I contacted the company that makes MM. They said that they no longer offer the product and to use the product at your own risk because no guarantee is in effect. Arrgh!

sunnygirl

Aug 30 2008, 11:15 am

Any advice?Should I wait till the 15 when an entire month has gone by after I took the test, or am I on the clear, since it's been 10 working days and the lab hasn't called me to tell me I was positive. Should I wait just to be sure or do you think I can toke it up? It's a government job and Im already working there started three days after I took the test, so I imagine they govt agency must have received the results by now, or the lab would have called me. do you think I can toke it yet or should I wait and be on the safe side...Im just dying to smoke

sunnygirl

Aug 30 2008, 9:02 am

Thanks, I think I'm okay too but I'm dying to smoke, I think I will wait exactly one month after I took the test, that is when the lab discards the sample, before smoking again. They don't retest at work unless they suspect something, and I just smoke ocassionally at night to chill out, I rather smoke a bit than drink or take pills, I hate drinking and I hate pills, smoking just really calms me down, and it's the only thing that works for me after a stressful day at work. I don;t understand why so many people are against it. I mean people that drink go to work with a hangover while smoking doesn't have that effect..

rita

Aug 29 2008, 8:00 pm

i think your in the clear. no news means good news in drug testing. you would have been notified by now if there was a problem with your sample.

carry on with your duties and dont discuss about the drug test to anyone.

sunnygirl

Aug 29 2008, 6:57 pm

I started working three days after I took the test, I just don't know if they received them right away, or if they recieved them later. I was hired before I took the test, and then took the test on Friday the 15th and started working on Monday the 18, I imagine they should have gotten the results by now, and the lab would have called by me if I was positive right? I mean it's been over ten days, right...

re Sunny

Aug 27 2008, 2:24 pm

Call the HR and ask for your date to start work. That should tell you if your results are in.
Never ask directly about the test results because it makes you bad. A clean person would never ask about the results. Theres nothing to hide or worry about.

yea right

Aug 27 2008, 11:40 am

maryjane - jello products will not make you pass a THC test. its a myth.

yea right

Aug 27 2008, 11:34 am

long time stoner - you passed because you were 45 days clean. the Q carbo had nothing to do with it. theres no such thing is a drink or pill that gets rid of THC from the body.

crush

Aug 27 2008, 11:25 am

piss on the drinks.
fake piss is the way to go.
i start work tommorrow ;)

sunnygirl

Aug 24 2008, 5:07 pm

So I took the urine drug test seven days ago, on Friday the 15th and the lab hasn't called me but the results havent arrived at my work, at least they haven't said anything to me on whether they received the results or not. Am I okay, would the lab have called by now if I tested positive. How long does it take for them to call you, and if you do test negative how long does it take for the lab to return the results to the employee. I took the test on Friday the 15 and began working the following Monday, and I haven't received a call from the lab and human resources hasn't told me if they received the test. So Im confused, am I on the clear, or could the lab take longer to call me?
Any advice??

relieved

Aug 21 2008, 1:13 am

Hey guys,
Wanted to post because I read this thread, along with many others before recently taking a hair test a week ago. I was very stressed due to a poor decision on July 4th of this year, (smoking about half a bowl) when I am not a regular user/knew that at some point later in the summer that I would be tested. Little did I know that it would be a hair test. I freaked the hell out..I heard all of the stories about an inch and a half of hair, 90 days plus on detection time/how there are molecules that are embedded into each strand of hair..etc..etc.
So, I did the first thing that most people do..tried to rationalize. I was like, well, it was only 3-4 hits..and I'm not a regular user..so how much THC was really absorbed by my blood in the first place? And..the stuff I smoked wasnt the most potent so..lets see. But at the end of the day, none of that really gave me a whole lot of peace of mind.
So, I tried to be as proactive as I could, and researched a bit and put my hopes on Toxin Wash. Of all the stuff I saw, it had the best reviews. I did everything they said, straight down to the dishwashing detergen/baking soda prewash and the good, extensive 4 1oz washes after. I got the results back this week and I am happy to say that I passed.
Now, some of you might pass this off as a guy that practically never uses that might not have tested above the cutoff anyway. Or, someone that works for the company..cause on the internet theres always that doubt. I'm here to tell you that I have no interest in the product..and I got pretty baked that night (which will happen when you dont smoke a lot).
I truly believe that the stuff did decrease whatever was in the hair strands down to a trace level..and it was the best $80 I ever spent. What I would say is this..for people that use on the regular..I don't know that there is much out there for you. Everybody says that the stuff stays in your system much longer when you use consistently. But, for people out there who are like me..that screwed up once and dont want that to be the difference between being hired or not..get yourself some toxin wash and follow the directions. It does work, and I am truly blessed to be moving forward. I don't honestly know that I'll ever smoke again (funny to say on this website)..but I figured there might be some people like me..up late, stressing, wondering if their is a way to pass a hair test when you made a mistake. Best of luck to everyone either way.

long time stoner

Aug 19 2008, 12:12 am

Hey everyone,
Just wanted to drop a note about QCARBO32.. I have smoked for years, almost 20, all day everyday..I recently quit and was at day 45. I got a great job but I had to take a drug test.. I took the whole bottle of STRIP nc.. then took a home test, it was positive. I bought one more bottle, but this time tried the Q CARBO 32. I drank it about 715am the next day, drank alot of water and peed alot.. I went to the Medical facility at about 930am same day, took the piss test, I was so stressed and worried. 2 weeks later I got the call from my new employer that everything was fine, the test came back negative, yippeeee and I got the job!!!
I'm at day 60 and doing well.. The job is great!
yeah baby!!!

shroper

Aug 16 2008, 7:01 pm

it should be realized that those drinks and other tricks will backfire on you soon. especially when it goes thru the right type of test. the gc/mc test is so advanced and accurate that it picks up everything! heck, it can probably even tell what a person had for breakfast! more and more employers are using the gc tests because they are so accurate and precise. employers are making sure to not have a bunch of burned out zombies working for them.
the best thing is to stop using drugs. with the gc/mc test being used everywhere, relying on cheating methods will only spell doom for you!

sunnygirl

Aug 15 2008, 9:53 pm

I just took a piss test for a government job, I was clean for 10 ten days, took a the zamb detox pills, and tested negative at home, I also took Q-Carbo an hour before the test, I need to know if the Q-Carbo can be detected, I took creatin supplements as well, but I'm scared all this can be detected cause my piss was like neon yellow, due to all the b-2 vitamins I took and the Q-Carbo, can the lab detect that I took Q-Carbo and the zamb detox pills, even if I tested negative at home

troy

Aug 15 2008, 3:47 pm

have a piss test on monday it is now friday havent smoked in about 5 and a half weeks do i have much to worry about, have been excercising and sitting in a sauna lots in these past weeks but am still really nervous been a daily smoker for about 10 yrs, and in pretty good shape i also have a strip nc drink should i drink that before i test. please let me know lots at stake here

maryjane

Aug 11 2008, 10:43 am

i have heard drinking jello works to pass a drug test. Is that true? I have to go take one for a job this week. Does anyone know of anything around the house I can use to pass? I have used bleach before and it worked, i just dont want to have to do that again. Hopefully someone can help! Thanks. PeAcE

nodda

Aug 5 2008, 10:38 pm

ive seen too many failures with strip gel.
use clean piss instead

Eric

Aug 3 2008, 4:29 pm

I have a test on wendsday mourning for a job and i am a heavy user. MY last use was wendsday so it will have been a week. I have so far ran 12 miles since then and have sweated a great deal. I took a cheap home test today and failed it. I bought STRIP NC SOFTGEL. Does anyone know if this will work?

dog urine

Jul 29 2008, 6:01 pm

looking for a job but may have to take a piss test.
i dont want no detox drinks or herbal remedys because they failed me before. i smoke too much to use any diluting tricks.
i would sub but everybody in my family burns and so do our friends.
my cuzin has a dog, a j.r. terrier. would the dog piss work?

DrMcNasty

Jul 28 2008, 11:04 pm

Ok now maybe this will help some people out. I was a daily smoker for 37 years and have tried most of the carbo drinks on the market. I have had success and failures using the same products including vales, strip, etc. I have gone in for a " quick 5" and been sent off for a GC because of a suspect sample. I would not rely on any of these drinks unless it was a last ditch desperate attempt. For the past 5 years i have been subject to a rediculous amount of random testing from the NRC and made up my mind about that time that there are two answers. Synthetics and abstinance. Clean urine is a close third but you can't just keep a bottle of it in your pocket just in case. I order my synthetic in large quantities and keep a bottle in my pocket at all times. You can buy the spare heaters for next to nothing and compared to losing a six figure job it's a small price to pay. Keep in mind it is only July and at this point in the year I have probably been subject to at least 20 randoms this year, or fitness for duty as they call them. I was clean and knew it for at least half of them but the other half I owe to quick fix. Just remember to hold the bottle upright when you release the pressure so you don't get that tell tale bubbling noise coming from the bottle just in case someone is listening. Good luck everyone.

no way

Jul 26 2008, 7:47 pm

DTR is detectable. I failed a u/a when the lab said I tried to use a coverup. DONT USE IT!!

worked

Jul 24 2008, 7:48 pm

for hair tests, wear a wig.
it worked 4 me :)

Bluntz

Jul 22 2008, 3:13 pm

Not all drinks fail! I will say I didn't have alot of success with Strip but I seemed to have lucked out on something called DTR. I buy it in my local shop. I've used it 3 times so far and have come back clean.

ape

Jul 16 2008, 2:01 pm

i have a drug test on friday, and its wednesday.. i smoked a one-ee earlier and i smoked a blunt yesterday! ahhh! i need this job, and just found out about the piss test like an hour ago... please help! what can i do? does a ton of water and cranberry juice and exercise work? i hope so! please let me know!!! thanks!

Sarahtoka

Jul 12 2008, 8:01 am

I'll be working for a major banking firm and will be required to take a hair test. I stopped smoking 4 weeks ago but I hear from many people that hair tests are more advanced and detects THC use for 90 days or more.
With that being the case, is there anything I can do to ensure passing? I want this job.

Thanks in advance

Marty Korvan

Jun 29 2008, 6:49 pm

I totally agree. Those detox potions are a sham. THC is fat-soluable, not liquid-soluable so therefore NO liquid product can clean THC from the body. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that. Detox potions are another example of some scumbag exploiting unsuspecting victims in this ridiculous 'war on drugs', by taking their money.

Oh and many of these potion peddlers offer a money-back guarantee, from 200% to even 500%. Sounds good, right? Until you try to apply for a refund when the goop fails to work. People have tried to get their money back, only to be told that "marijuana is illegal" or "our products are not for lawfully administered drug tests".

Its all a scam. Dont buy into it!

gilbert

Jun 29 2008, 10:36 am

detox products dont work.
i used the omni cleanser drink for one d/t and stat flush for another.
i tested straight up positive for t.h.c on both tests.
i now use the fake pee by magnum. now i pass all of my d/t's and smoke in peace.
stay away from detox products. they do nothing.

oh well

Jun 29 2008, 7:53 am

ya shoulda use the quickfix fake piss!

evabless

Jun 26 2008, 10:25 am

Drinks are a rip off. I had a test to take for a really good job and just got the call that i failed my test. I'm so f-ing pissed of i could just go to the damn store and demand my money back. I really needed that job, i'm hoping that they'll just bypass it. who knows. Don't waste your money on "strip" waste of time believe me. I bought two bottles of that stuff. $50 out of my pocket now i can't even celebrate. so pissed. and after the rest of my weed is done i officially quit. Yeah it'll be hard as hell but i'm sick and tired of not being able to get a job because of weed it's not worth it.

hockey_mom79

Jun 24 2008, 1:27 am

I NEED A LIL HELP HERE... NO QUICK FIX WILL HELP ME BECAUSE THE HAIR WAS ALREADY TAKEN!!! I AM WORRIED HOWEVER BECAUSE 4 PEOPLE WHO HIRED IN WITH ME HAVE BEEN DRUG OUT BY SECURITY! WHAT I AM TRYING TO FIND OUT IS HOW FAR BACK THE HAIR STRAND TEST GOES BACK. I SMOKED OVER 6 MOS AGO AND HAVE NOT TOUCHED IT SINCE. DO I HAVE A CHANCE???? I HAVE BEEN TOLD ALL DIFF BY EVERYONE! I DONT WANT TO LOSE SUCH A GOOD PAYING JOB! PLEASE HELP!!

forget it

Jun 14 2008, 11:27 am

drinks and pills are a ripoff. they work for some but not for others. when they do work, its because of the water consumed with them. those people wouldve passed just on the water consumption alone without those so-called magic drinks and pills to go with it.

Party Girl

Jun 9 2008, 3:32 pm

All you need to do is buy a drink or pills and use them the day of the test. I use DTR. I buy it at the head shop by my house and it's worked every time even when I smoked the day before.

stephanie

Jun 1 2008, 3:00 pm

i gotta piss test in about a week and smoked for the first time in over a month what do i do

melissa

May 31 2008, 9:06 am

have a drug test within 3 hrs. what do i do?

nifter

May 18 2008, 3:40 pm

pickle juice wont work. i failed a cheap home test with it.

nick

May 15 2008, 4:05 pm

help i have a piss test in 2 weeks tops for the army is there something i can start takeing now to pass. i cant do the drink before the test ill be staying over night. i already have been drinking hella water and tea. i herd pickle juice works so i drank a lot of that

DRB21

Apr 25 2008, 3:53 pm

I have looked all over the net, and this is the only place with any kind of comment about the omni cleansing drink. Used just recently, and have yet to get back results. Was looking for some reassurance on the product. But there site gives know reviews. At least one person has used it with success. Still worried though

CattyGirl

Apr 23 2008, 10:21 pm

Omni bottled drink works like a charm. Daily smoker for 20 years, didn't smoke 9 days once i found out i had the test to take, got the grape Omni then took the pee test and got the job! Dont know where you are kitten who asked but most head shops and vitamin shops carry it, at least they do in my town!

Blonde

Apr 22 2008, 5:14 pm

I live in Georgia and have bought TRI MAx DTR from them for over a year and have never had a problem. I smoke generally 4 to 5 times a week.

HOpe that helps.

HELP

Apr 18 2008, 8:46 pm

took and at home test and it was neg.i had been taking creatine supp. a few days leading up to my test which was today...my pee was clear!! could i still pass?!?! i need this job!

skeered_kitten

Apr 13 2008, 4:38 pm

I have a urinalysis sometime this coming week and am a 2-4 hit per day smoker. I have been told so many things to drink, take, etc. Should I just start drinking the shit out of some water? I am so afraid to get caught using the fake urine. P.S. The test is at Lab Corp. Can anyone please give me some advice!!!

James

Apr 13 2008, 12:36 pm

People who use cannabis are losing their rite to work, earn money, and are being forced into poverty. I have lost my last job because my employer found that I had a marijuana charge on my record (a misdemenor). It was five years ago, and the only crime on my record. I was let go from work because of it. I worked there for 4 months and did a good job. I am never high on the clock. Since then I have given up smoking marijuana for a month to pass a drug test for new work. I still failed my piss test. I tried using expensive piss test passers and that didn't work. Marijuana is not like cocaine, meth, or the other things that are "drugs." It is VERY different and should not be catagorized with illegal narcotics. What an American does after work, in private should be nobody's business. Expecially if it has no effect on an individuals work performance. I feel that drug testing for marijuana has violated my privacy. My family and I are experiencing financial stress because of marijuana testing. Some people, like me, should smoke marijuana. I have a serious mood related mental problem, tention, anxiety, and digestion problems. Doctors think I might be post tramatic distress or bipolar or depression (sometimes). They give me all sorts of pills but no cannabis. They hand these medications out to me like candy. Zoloft, Pacsill, wellbutrein, tegretol, and more. They might help some people, but they don't do anything for me. The only thing that works for me is smoking cannabis. I can't put a price on my mental health. If it's war on drugs, Then its war on me because I smoke cannabis. I'm smoking right now. I'll smoke marijuana untill I die or get locked up in jail again. I pray every day for change. I wish people would unite and rise againced the prohibition of marijuana.

drookinsloe27

Apr 12 2008, 9:44 am

question to the testing gurus..

i have a drug test coming up and im sure its a 5 panel saliva test. i stopped using after finishing off the oscar tuesday. how do you pass these tests? is there anything i should do to study?
thanks in advance.
peace

suck my dick

Apr 11 2008, 11:00 pm

dude, you even put a 1-800 number on there. how wouldnt this be spam? dumbass

sheesh!

Apr 8 2008, 11:14 pm

its still SPAM!!! idiot

toker

Apr 8 2008, 8:20 pm

Annon,

I don't work for the company!

All I did was let people know where they could go and have products that work. Sorry, I thought the idea is to help people.

its SPAM!!

Apr 8 2008, 3:58 pm

anyway u slice it, its still free advertising.
otherwise, you would brag about your success without mentioning a commercial website.

free advertising = SPAM!!!

dont be such a cheapskate. buy an ad.

toker

Apr 8 2008, 3:37 pm

My previous comment was not spam anon! All I was trying to do is let pople know that I've had success with these products.

anon

Apr 7 2008, 3:48 pm

tokers post smells like

SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the mythbuster

Apr 7 2008, 3:43 pm

herbal remedies are a myth. you passed because of the fliuds that you had to drink with them. the herbals themselves have nothing to do with thc metabolites. therefore, you would have passed anyway just on the fluid intake alone.
the herbal remedies are a complete waste of money, time, and effort.

toker

Apr 7 2008, 1:08 pm

Just wanted to let everyone know I weigh about 250 and am 6 ft 3 in. I smoke everyday or almost everyday and get tested onften. I found a website called discreet herbal.com and I buy the drink and sometimes the capsiles as well and I have passed everytime.

Smokey McNuggs

Apr 1 2008, 2:10 pm

You very likely will have a urine test because hair testing is still uncommon due to its high cost. Hair testing is done primarily on casino workers, bank workers and other occupations which involve handling large sums of money. Because of the hair tests high level of sophistication (hence the high cost) they are virtually impossible to fool. People who've shaven their head and body were often forced to give fingernail samplings, or were treated as a "refusal to test".

For employmemt-related urine tests, the synthetic will be fine but the fake dong will not be necessary. employment UAs are not observed unless theres cause, so theres no need for an artificial delivery apparatus of any kind.

big day tomorrow

Mar 31 2008, 10:32 pm

i have a drug test for work, is the typical test urine or hair??? It's something I need to pass!!! If I shave all my hair off...do you think they will be suspicious? I am almost all the way bald anyhow. If it's urine...I have the fake dong with stnthetic urine and temp control...should I wear it too work all day and wait to get picked??? That would be real uncomfortable. And I hope it doesn't drip. 8-( Any info would be great, I don't know how the test procedures work????

jaydog

Mar 27 2008, 8:56 am

purified brand does NOT! work i quit for 8 days!!! still came up positive. garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S2

Mar 25 2008, 6:25 pm

...Sorry if this sounds sarcastic, but this is a classic case of "I got enough money to buy weed but not buy synthetic urine".
And as far as your doggy question is concerned, I hear that BULL piss is easier to collect...

tigerclaw08

Mar 19 2008, 6:52 pm

the strip nc is bogus. i once failed a shitty home test with it so i know it wont work on the lab tests.

now i only use the synthetic piss. i use it 3 times for the lab test and tested negative on all. get the temp right and your home free. no need to stop smoking nor taking chances with bogus drinks and your own dirty piss. ..8-)

what to do

Mar 18 2008, 10:23 pm

Been smokin for years, but tapered down over past months. Job changing and found out i will need a pre employment ua.Smoked less than half quarter in april couple hits here and there in march none for 5 days test in 2 to 7. I am very atheletic take vitamins always bought Strip nc pills and 1oz bottle not sure about synthetic . Drinking h20 and juice constantly. Think i should pee or reconsider synthetics. Any advice. When should i take the strip.

synthetic rocks

Mar 16 2008, 6:09 pm

i passed with magnum synthetic pee.
stuff is already mixed and has a built-in thermometer temp was 96 when i gave it to the tech.
my local novelty shop stocks alot of them and costs less than the quickfix pee.
all you need is to get the temp right and you are golden

Cancer cure is the thc

Mar 13 2008, 1:10 pm

www.phoenixtears.ca

watch Run From The Cure
The treuth about THC the cure fom cancer with proof the Gov are serpressing the cure for the money.

quit stressing!!

Mar 12 2008, 7:03 pm

This is the end-all of people stressing on piss tests!! Number 1 rule...Never give anyone your piss....ever! If you are a felon on probation or in the military, you will be watched...this is not for you! Mainstream free society is not observed during a urinalysis collection. That includes D.O.T. piss tests. If you are watched and you are not military or not on probation, your rights have just been violated in the worst way. The gov. knows this and will not go there. Stop writing things like "i am so worried I failed!" Why the hell would you ever give your piss without testing it first? There are a multitude of websites that sell thc test strips and you should always have them on hand to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Everytime you piss in a cup, you piss on all of us that smoke responsibly and become a pawn in the government game of "we want your money". It is very simple...If the government was so concerned about catching drug users, they would raise the temp. requirement to 94 degrees minimum...not 90-100. All piss tests would be observed...(yeah, right!) Use synthetic piss or a friends. If you don't trust the synthetic piss, use a thc strip to test it. Quick fix 4.0 is undetectable and used to calibrate urinalysis machines. This is a govt. game aimed at stealing money from employers and employees as well. It is all about money, nothing less and nothing more. It is govt. intimidation aimed at financial gain. The money spent by companies to drug test is salary or hourly you won't see to offset the cost. The govt. steals from us all in their "quest" to catch drug users. Stop using certo, flushing agents, masking agents. Just don't ever give them your piss. If you go to a piss test, unsure of your outcome, and not test yourself first, and stress about it given the awesome products available today, then you are an idiot and you deserve to stress.

dmoney

Mar 11 2008, 9:39 pm

ok so i smoke every day alot a day and did today but now stopping. i have a piss test friday or satuday i dont kno for sure. is there any clenser that will put me in the clear? if not will Test-Pure platinum work as long as i take within 5 hours? help needed please asap

nova cain

Mar 11 2008, 8:42 pm

i concur with ludwig.

the money spent on those 2 bottles of omni could been better spent on a bottle of syntho piss. see if you can sell those omni bottles to some sucker on the street and use the dough to buy the syntho piss.

Ludwig

Mar 11 2008, 8:36 pm

Detox drinks are hit/miss. It may work one day but not the next. The best thing is to stop taking chances with anthing involving your own dirty piss and use a clean sample or synthetic.

TBo

Mar 11 2008, 2:51 pm

I have been given another chance to do the ua. Could I have drank too much water or did I not wait long enough for the product to work. The Omni has worked for me in the past. Give me some ideas please and all I have is 2 more bottles of it and water.??

TBo

Mar 11 2008, 1:07 pm

I used 2 omni 16 oz bottles and urinated until an at home drug test said clear. went to take the test and THC still showed possitive. Whats up? What did I do wrong?

D

Mar 10 2008, 6:54 pm

Whats up with Swab tests i have one in 2 days or i go to jail im not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel any ideas i'll prolly be locked up by the time any one reads this damn

Hi assmonkey

Mar 10 2008, 12:41 am

I'm back again you tardmeister!!!!

Beachdude

Mar 9 2008, 9:29 am

Kayleeg, Ive taken one of those before. I used my buddys kids pee to pass it. They test for 10 kinds of drugs and the NIT means they test for additives and diluting. Never tried the Ultrapure fake pee but looks promising.

kayleeg420

Mar 8 2008, 7:17 am

My urine test is Monday. I got my test referral with a code SAP 10-50/NIT/GC/MS. What do these mean? I also have a bottle of fake urine from UltraPure. Would it work on this type of test when I have it at the right temp?......TIA

bye bye, troll

Mar 6 2008, 9:57 pm

jeez dude, how many times you change your user ID? you get off on posting to yourself using different names?
are you that hungry for attention? were you neglected as a child?

GET A LIFE....AND LEAVE!!!

henry

Mar 6 2008, 9:32 pm

Thanks for the insight.Now go back to Mayberry......

qwertybin

Mar 6 2008, 8:44 pm

The most foolproof way to pass drug tests is to DONT DO DRUGS! Drug tests are in place for a reason: to ensure the health and safety for all. Drugs kill. They destroy families, friendships, and minds. They stifle ambition. And they account for billions of dollars in lost productivity. Drug abuse is a legitimate concern. People who live clean correct lives should not be crowded in by a bunch of burned out and jacked up zombies who cannot control themselves.

Drugs are illegal and drug tests are here to stay whether you like it or not. So stop trying to cheat the system and get your acts together. SAY NO TO DRUGS!

Have a nice day. :)

lebowski

Mar 5 2008, 8:58 pm

Thanks square head. Spelled loser not looser.........:(

Square

Mar 5 2008, 8:13 pm

All of you here are a bunch of loosers.

All you do is get high and talk about getting high. What kind of life is that?

Who do you think youre kidding? None of you morons will ever have jobs.

Time to throw away the straws, papers, and pipes, get a haircut and get a life! You loosers can thank me later.

lebowski

Mar 4 2008, 10:32 pm

rerererererere LOL

lebowski

Mar 4 2008, 10:31 pm

Hey rerere I'll just quit for 90 days then pass the hair test.Let me see you do that you little spyder monkey POT WEASEL

re re re

Mar 4 2008, 6:54 pm

just goes to show how really stupid these powder wussies are.
you should drop the 's' in your username - IDIOT.
if you can summon up even a smidgen of literacy, go back and re-read what i said. you'll find that i said "if you did coke MORE THAN ONCE then your hooked.

what an idiot

idiots

Mar 4 2008, 4:49 pm

whoever said if u do coke once and ur hooked is a retard...ive done it like 20 times and havent touched it in years and have no desire to do it ever again.....sooo ur little retarded thory went out the window

bleah

Mar 4 2008, 12:41 am

Dave's not here man

blah

Mar 4 2008, 12:15 am

bleah it's your bwother BLAH and your other bwother BLAH What's up ?

lebowski

Mar 4 2008, 12:09 am

That's the article said new technologies target weed smokers.........LOL.....I know one thing I can pass a piss test with out ANY problems.I will find a way around the hair follicle too

bleah

Mar 3 2008, 7:23 pm

thats probably the best thing going for hair tests of today. shampoos and other old tricks no longer work. these modern hair tests are designed to catch cokeheads like leb...

oh, dont think about shaving the entire body and use the swimmer excuse. most labs treat that as a refusal to test.

working

Mar 3 2008, 6:44 pm

R U seriouse dude

worked

Mar 3 2008, 5:27 pm

wear a wig
it worked 4 me

lebowski

Mar 2 2008, 1:04 pm

One of those clowns was fired for stealing a $3 bag of oil-dry.Anyway back to the hair thing , any help?

lebowski

Mar 2 2008, 12:29 pm

LOL Again you don't even know me. 12 yrs, & still recreational I've quit for 6 months at time,let me see YOU do that.Addiction is personality not the drug . Don't judge others until you have looked in the mirror. What's going on at work is personal experiance not something I read somewhere.

re, re

Mar 2 2008, 8:47 am

and theres no such thing as a recreational coke user. if you did coke more than once then your hooked. nuff said.

re

Mar 2 2008, 8:37 am

its been established that most on-job thefts are linked to coke/crack useage.

lebowski

Mar 2 2008, 2:43 am

Another IGNORANT judgmental post from another assmonkey.Now let me tell you a true story , I am trying to better myself.I'm not a crackhead or cokemonster /recreational use only . Unlike some of the guys where I work now.Two of the potheads are known as cheech & chong you know the kind, always smelling like weed smokin' on break,in the bathroom or where ever & when ever they can,making an already dangerous work place worse by constantly comiting unsafe acts.This brought the heat down in our workplace.The company wanted to start random drug testing but thanks to the UNION,myself being the chairman put an end to that with backing from my staff rep.He talked to the two idiots , but it didn't last ,they no longer work there because of their retarded antics .You should make sure you kow what or who your talking about before you lump somebody into a catagory or stereotype....TARD........I'm here looking for help because of jackasses like them in the workforce.

bleah

Feb 29 2008, 5:55 pm

society has a far better chance of getting beat, robbed and shot to death by a coke/crackhead hell bent on getting his/her geek in order than all of the bullshit you just spewed.
cokeheads ruined it for all of us cannabis users. the doom they inflicted on society in the 80s is why the government allowed drug testing. they also caused smoking paraphanelia to be banned for sale in my city. the mayor now considers bongs and hookas to be associated to crack use instead of pot, thanks to you stupid geek monsters!

lebowski

Feb 29 2008, 2:43 pm

You have a better chance of getting killed driving your car,snowboarding,waterskiing,bicycling,jogging,drowning,J- walking,falling off of a ladder,sliping in the shower or choking on a hash brownie ! LOL ........Live Free or Die!

pd

Feb 28 2008, 8:42 pm

i have not smoked pot for over a month, but my ride to and from work smokes daily. i cover my face while he puffs, am i still at danger to test positive in the future?

jj

Feb 28 2008, 7:10 pm

people that do blow are tards. they dont realize it can kill them.

hot smoker wife

Feb 28 2008, 12:36 pm

Does anyone know how the saliva test works? It states that is can test 1hr to 14hrs for use. So if I smoked an hour ago or 12 hours ago, either way it is going to show positive, right??

lebowski

Feb 28 2008, 9:56 am

pot talk.........sorry your an asshole. This an open forum where people discuss their problems & issues with drug testing . I have read many posts & responses about many substances being discussed.Just because YOUR drug of choice is weed doesn't limit this forum to marijuana drug testing.....think you might just be a little narrow minded.........The name of the article is THE DRUG TEST not POT TEST. Later....DOPEY

Veryblessed

Feb 27 2008, 11:55 pm

Stop smoking that stuff if your job gives random screenings or if you're applying for a new job. I was stressing after I took the test because if you read comments about the qCarbo 32 some people pass their urine test others didn't. I was very blessed to pass my test.

Veryblessed

Feb 27 2008, 11:49 pm

Qcarbo 32 helped me past my urine test which I took 3 weeks ago to get a new job. Before I took it I had stop smoking for 24 days to be exact. During the 24 day smoke free period I took Qpretox pills until it was the day of my test. By the time I had to take my test I took 100 pills of the Qpretox. 3 hours b4 my test I drank the Qcarbo 32 and a 1 gallon of water. This procedure worked for me. Remember everyone body wieght is different. I'm 5'10 and weigh 165 pounds. My advice to people who smoke is stop smoking that stuff if you know that your job give random screening or you're applying for a new job

pot talk only

Feb 27 2008, 10:24 pm

sorry...we only talk pot here.

try cocaine.com

lebowski

Feb 27 2008, 10:19 am

Has anybody passed a psychmedics hair folicle test for cocaine ?

hadherway

Feb 25 2008, 11:11 pm

I need to pass a drug test to keep my job... If I don't pass then I guess it is on to another path for me. Be the change you want to see in the world around you.

uh huh

Feb 25 2008, 7:31 pm

yes it will

miss nv

Feb 25 2008, 2:00 am

i only smoke once probaby every minth and my las time smoking was about 3 weeks ago and tommorow i got a urine test will it come out dirty...

unknown

Feb 24 2008, 4:25 pm

i have a pea test tomorrow, will Formula 420 body clean advanced rapid cleanser work for my test? I have drank one bottle yesterday and i might drink another bottle tomorrow and iv'e drank a lot of water!

....

Feb 24 2008, 8:27 am

she'll be free in a year. dont worry

mary

Feb 23 2008, 11:08 pm

i lost my 17 year old daughter to social services because i smoke pot

bad news

Feb 22 2008, 11:39 pm

hair testing is virtually impossible to beat since the cutoff limit had been lowered to .1 ng...because of the change, many detox companies have withdrawn their guarantees on their shampoos or taken them off the market altogether.

bp

Feb 22 2008, 1:53 pm

i'm an afro-amer. bald where will they take the hair sample from and can i use the shampoos in that area like under my arms or my private area without any skin irratations

bp

Feb 22 2008, 1:43 pm

getting ready for a hair sample drug test how can I beat it or is their a way to beat it?

jlwilder

Feb 21 2008, 10:21 pm

Sorry, but youve been scammed. Theres nothing that cleans THC from the blood.
Most blood tests check for diseases rather than drug use. THC is only detectable in the blood for 72 hrs. And blood drug tests are EXPENSIVE. Thats why urine is tested for drugs instead of blood.

jeez

Feb 21 2008, 8:12 pm

how many usernames do you have dude? and which name do you prefer to be addressed when your insurance test question gets answered? (*rolleyes*)

never mind.. theres nothing that beats blood tests.

Help meeeee!

Feb 21 2008, 7:32 pm

So, i have to take this blood test for life insurance in two weeks, and they're most likely going to test for drugs as well. i dont smoke TOO often (mid-heavy on weekend), but i've been smoking heavily for the past week.

i bought omni cleansing liquid, the purified brand, and i was wondering if anyone knows that it FOR SURE works on blood tests? and how long does it take for it to work/how long does it work for? it doesnt say so on the box.

please respond! thanks!

ahhhh

Feb 21 2008, 7:27 pm

So i have to take this BLOOD test for life insurance in about 2 weeks, and theyre most likely taking a drug test with that as well. if i use the "omni cleansing liquid-extra strength" (the one with the 1oz. bottle of fluid), will i be safe for a blood test? how long do i have to take it before the test?

help me please!!

Feb 21 2008, 1:00 pm

I'd like some advice:

I have to go for a hair test for a great job sometime w/in a few weeks. In the past 90 days I've smoked only 2 or 3 times, and never more than 10-ish hits.

I don't want to spend so much money on all those hair test products since those sites seem a bit shady.

Is there anything I can do? Since I don't smoke much might I pass w/out doing anything?

Also, lots of sites say that otc meds can give false positives: is this only in urine tests or might otc meds make me fail a hair test?

Please help!

ohhhshit

Feb 20 2008, 9:17 pm

i bought this absolute de-tox carbo drink for my piss test it says to avoid weed 48 hrs before my test but i just smoked will i still pass?

WTF high times!

Feb 18 2008, 8:11 pm

it would be nice if high times would edit some of the BS off this forum. many differ'nt products will work if used correctly. ask the folks at ur local head shop what they recomend. they want u 2 come back so there info is pretty good. just b careful how u ask the Q's because there products are not ment 2 b used unlawful. allways rember dont roll the dice 2 much or u will eventually crap out...

no way

Feb 17 2008, 5:20 pm

yeah man. opiates are bad news anyway. they lead to terrible addiction and death.

wrong turn dude

Feb 17 2008, 11:33 am

of course everything here is for 'POt'.... this is a POT site for POT talk only... duh!

try 'opiates.org' or something....

JoJo

Feb 17 2008, 1:26 am

Everythings for POt. What about opiates?? Does anyone know if these detox products work better if you have white or gray hair? What about short VS long hair. I did a lot of research, and have found several products that open the hair cuticle so the cortex is exposed. Why wouldnt these products help to cleanse the hair of drugs? Paul Mitchell 3, Nexxus Aloe Rid. Apple Vinegar, Even permanent hair dye, lemon, Excelsoir Mud Millennia Shampoo Has anyone tried a combination of these things with sucess. Any info would be appreciated.
Thanks

question

Feb 16 2008, 2:29 pm

did you take the home test using the first pee in the morning?

vogue

Feb 15 2008, 6:27 am

Oh by the way, I female & weigh 138 lbs and am 5'1 tall if that matters at all.

vogue

Feb 15 2008, 5:30 am

Ok, I tested negative on home drug test for pot, will I also test negative on D.O.T. drug test? I've been on a GNC Total Body Cleanser for 4 days and I haven't smoked pot for 2 weeks now.

(con't)

Feb 14 2008, 6:09 pm

also, drinking fluids and adding chemicals to the urine sample will cause it to come back diluted and adulterated.

and the answer to that...

Feb 14 2008, 6:06 pm

pot is detected by using a 5 panel assay screen and gc/ms for confirmation on all d.o.t. tests.

vogue

Feb 14 2008, 12:05 am

Is pot detected using omni softget on a d.o.t. drug test and does it cause your urine to be diluted or audulterated?

and the answer is....

Feb 12 2008, 8:57 pm

yes, weed is detectable on d.o.t. tests.

askin

Feb 12 2008, 4:16 pm

my boyfriend had to take a pis test today and he took the drink Omni along with the pills they give you does anyone know if this works. He also drank lots of water. Will they be able to detect weed with a DOT drug screen

petergunz

Feb 12 2008, 2:44 am

I gotta drop a mouthswab for the po in the mourn. I have been doing this twice a mounth for the last two years and still smoking. I have been passing but i dont know if it is from the expensive drink a take or because of the short time that saliva tests back. i got 17 hours till the moment of truth and dont want to waste money on this drink

truth to be known

Feb 11 2008, 6:30 pm

- drugtestingfriend.com is a bogus site - they have NO products to sell. they only exist to steal money. steer clear...
- certo is an old web myth. it has no effect on passing drug tests. its the gallons of water that you drank with the certo that makes you pass. as billiejan earlier stated, ITS ALL ABOUT THE WATER. you would pass anyway just on the water alone without the nasty certo to go with it.

to the loser..

Feb 11 2008, 6:20 pm

your site is a scam, smoke lover.. take your lame SPAM and go suck a nut with it! and after you get done, go get a job you fucking loser!

Smoke Lover

Feb 11 2008, 5:22 pm

I got confused by all the info here on the site I needed to know what was good and what was bad info. I saw good post and bad post about a site called drugtestfriend.com so I decided to try the site out there site. I gave them a call and was refered to there forensic guy they gave me his cell number. I spoke with him he was very good at helping me with my questions and helping me feel at ease. I bought there product and program for urine testing and this is what I got for $29.95 I got there product and program and personnel counsler to call between 8 am and 10 pm any time 7 days a week I also recieved a confirmation number and anytime in the next 3 years I can call in for any type of drug test they have programs for hair testing blood test and saliva also not just for urine. Well I passed my test no problem and highly recomend there services they have a full turn key operation going on there. I highly support these guys and recommend them to all. Toke up and get a friend

florida boi

Feb 10 2008, 11:36 pm

Need to pass..the answer to your question...carbs basically provide fuel when working out. to adequately burn fat it is basic math...more calories burned,than more taken in.cutting carbs to lose weight(atkins diet) starts using your extra fat storage instead off carbs to fuel your body.

florida boi

Feb 10 2008, 11:18 pm

I get drug tested monthly...I have researched all kinds of ways to pass a drug test,not a urinalysis(there is a big difference)Certo works great let me know if you need any directions to help pass.

nig nugz

Feb 10 2008, 7:40 pm

yo wuddup, ima get drug tested in like a week and a half and i blazed like a joint and like a a bowl a few days ago, wat do i do other than drink water and sweat, or use bullshit cleanser things

mm_scared

Feb 10 2008, 1:58 pm

Hi there, I am freaking out. I have just gotten a wonderful job and been told that I need to take a drug test sometime on Tuesday (before starting the job). I am not a real pot smoker, the last time I smoked was about 2 1/2 almost 3 weeks ago by the time Tuesday rolls around. I had maybe 4 hits off a pipe and that was it. Worrying about passing, I purchased Strip 32 oz. fruit punch cleansing drink extra strength and as an added precaution I purchased the Strip one cleansing softgel, I also purchased a a diatary supplement which has B12, Niacin, etc. I've also been drinking 132 oz. of water since yesterday 2/9. I'm so confused by all the postings and all the mixed messages about water and detox cleansers, etc. I simply want to pass and am scared to death. I regret so much even smoking it since I'm not even a avid smoker to begin with. This could ruin my great once in a lifetime offer and I can't afford that to happen. Can anyone please tell me how to pass and what to do so that I don't over do it with too much water, etc. simply trying to pass I don't want to raise red flags either. I did look at N2's post recipe and that confused me more and I'm wondering if I should go by that formula or simply drink the punch and take the pill. Again, I just need to pass, otherwise my life is over! I'm on my way to purchase a drug test to see if I even test for it, but at this point I've drank so much water it might be a futile effort. I am a female, 195 and am not active so to speak. Please advise. Thank you sooooo much.

what an idiot...

Feb 10 2008, 9:12 am

uberstoner, telling people to drink bleach IS retarded.

are you too stupid to realize that bleach is toxic and can kill, if ingested?

its dumbasses like you that its the reason pot will stay illegal. your kind gives recreational pot users a bad name.

use the fix

Feb 10 2008, 8:54 am

just use the quick fix synthetic piss and all of your thc troubles will be over.

need to pass

Feb 10 2008, 12:09 am

can someone who actually knows some biology answer this please, no idiots who read it from some other guys blog or whatever, i only want an informed answer or dont waste my own or anyone else's time please....my question is: since thc is stored in fat and released when the fat is burned, is tensive exercise without eating carbohydrates effective at reducing your body stores of thc since the body utilizes fat for energy in the absence of carbs? could you reduce your body stores for a few days then do the water dilution method?

smokeydokey

Feb 9 2008, 10:54 pm

Thanks for everyone's input. Guess I'll just see how it goes. I've been drinking a ton of water and cranberry juice, taking cranberry pills, niacin and I have the "magic pill".....hope I pass!! I'll just drink a ton or water the night before the test and the day of. I know exactly when and what time it will happen. Guess I'll let you know how it goes. My husband has used the pill in the past and it's worked for him. I'm definitely a heavy smoker and if I knew there was a fucking test for this job, I would have taken the other offer!

It's bullshit that someone who is as qualified as I am for a position be required to take a fucking drug test. It's just weed....it's not like I'm cooking meth in my house and a complete drug addict. I've been smoking since I was 16 and have always had a good job and have always been successful. BULLSHIT!!

uberstoner303

Feb 9 2008, 9:35 pm

Passing a UA is uber easy if ur not retared bout it. ive been smoking for 4 years. If you go out and start sweating it gets out of your system. Drink water until its clear drink a cap(only a cap) full of bleach. also drink a bunch of coffee and if u dont pass idk what to tell u i was on Probation for 9 months and stoned every day.

thanks

Feb 9 2008, 8:34 am

thanks for your input

lamborghini742

Feb 9 2008, 8:04 am

Fuck all the ways of passing a drug test...Our government wants us to conform to every little fucking demand they have when smokin here and there has never once hurt any of my friends or myself. If every one that smoked just got together in one place on a certain day like 4-20 of any year in the future and started a march for our right to smoke and did it right where we didn't harm anyone or didn't threaten any other laws just used our freedom of speech as our weapon of choice to fight the political members of our government to make them have to legalize marijuana. If we all just hung out and smoked and didn't leave for as long as it took for them to pass a new law on the shit then they would lose so much more money then to just have it legalized and i believe they've already started by legalizing it in a few states and a few cities. You wouldn't even have to be a smoker to help just people who believe that if alcohol can kill hundreds of thousands of people every year and be perfectly legal at home and in bars if your over the age of 21 the why can't marijuana be the same way. Fuck the people that say its a gateway drug i've smoked for the past 3 or 4 years and never done any other drugs besides it. I fucking hate that i can't smoke now b/c of my p.o. but if it were legal i wouldn't have a fuckin worry in the world!

billiejan

Feb 8 2008, 6:33 pm

contrary to popular urban legend, niacin has no effect on passing drug tests. people wrongly credit niacin for testing negative when the real hero was the water they drank down after taking the niacin. its all about the water.
drinking water is only effective on the day of test. drinking water days before your test is of no help.
detox drinks are hit & miss. it may work for one person while not working for another because each persons body chemistry is different. sure the headshop operator will claim that "people pass all the time" with the product. like any business, the headshop is into making a buck and will say anything to gain a customer.
follow N2's dilution recipe which is found on the marijuana.com urine test forum. it has worked great for me.

smokeydokey

Feb 8 2008, 12:13 am

So....I've been taking two 500 mg a day Niacin plus drinking about eight bottles of water and have finished 32 FL OZ of cranberry juice in two days. I have until next Thursday. I also have the Omni cleansing softgel that the head shop said people use all the time and it works. I've read most of the thread but I don't know if anyone's actually passed using the one time pill. The Niacin makes me feel like shit but I sweat my ass off. 28 year old female about 5'6" 145 lbs. I smoke daily no chronic....I'm in Missouri. Just commercial brick shit. Any suggestions? I'm freaking out. I've got the job, start Thursday and have to take a piss test Thursday afternoon.....Any help would be greatly appreciated.

re

Feb 6 2008, 9:11 pm

probation tests are supervised closely so sub piss is out. azos do absolutely nothing for thc.

skbvlkabslklashfkh

Feb 6 2008, 1:58 am

i forgot to mention my u.a. is tom.

skbvlkabslklashfkh

Feb 6 2008, 1:57 am

i stop smoking 3 weeks ago and drank a lot of water and alch. plus took azo's. i used to smoke nugs everyday. am i fucked?or should i just use a clean buddies piss. i'm just not sure if the p.o. officer can look at my dick. im about 170 lbs.

Smarter

Feb 4 2008, 6:25 pm

heres a better idea, retarded: KEEP smoking pot and bring in a clean substituted sample or even synthetic urine.
10 years and running - still a perfect score.

Not Retarted

Feb 4 2008, 12:36 am

Here's an Idea....DONT SMOKE POT for a few months before you take a pee test, you fucking Idiots!

king2345

Feb 3 2008, 11:00 pm

some 1 tell me if sure-jel and cranberry will work 4 me to pass a drug screen-pain killers o.c.

forget it

Feb 1 2008, 11:26 pm

all those cleansing drinks are a sham! the water that you chase down with the drink is what makes you pass. wow! you would pass anyway on the water alone without the drink.
theyre a complete ripoff.

jason

Feb 1 2008, 5:06 pm

i smoke everyday and have to take a test in 3 days... i got omni triple strength, does anyone know about this product?

lovethegreen

Jan 31 2008, 10:11 pm

listen people, stop worrying. if you want something that works... i can almost promise that this will... purified brands instant acting body cleanser. seriously i smoked 35 hours before my drug test and i passed!

samraider

Jan 31 2008, 7:02 pm

i have to take a piss test in a week. I smoke that cali chronic everyday. at least an eighth a day. Does anyone know if what I can do to get that out my system?

dd

Jan 29 2008, 4:55 pm

stop smoking 24 hrs before the saliva test and you be fine.

unbalanced

Jan 28 2008, 11:47 pm

I came to this site to inquire about passing a saliva test without taking any cleanses. Now if there is anyone who can tell me something please let me know.

madness

Jan 27 2008, 8:26 am

Azo's is crap.

It made my piss turn bright orange. The piss nazis at the clinic accused me of putting something in my piss. I told them theyre nuts; thats how it came out of my body. They said wanted me to piss again while they watched. I told them to f%#k themselves and walked out. I dont need a job THAT bad!!

Point is dont use Azo's.

invicta

Jan 26 2008, 9:25 am

water can make you test negative, but its not a permanent cleanser.
it will not flush out thc from your fat cells, but it dilutes your urine/thc metabolite ratio thats present in your bladder so you can test negative. this action is only temporary. once your bladder gets emptied, fresh thc-concentrated urine will take its place as a result of fat being burned.

it must be noted that water-loading is most effective for light recreational smokers. daily smokers simply have too much thc metabolites in their system for them to dilute without over-diluting, which gets the sample rejected by the lab tech and triggering a retest.

spoggy

Jan 26 2008, 6:56 am

so i'm confused man. if i drink a "shit ton of water" i can pass my u.a.? and if i do this method will the thc stay out of my system for say 90 days.... if not do you know any other methods.... thanks for the comment.

azo = myth

Jan 25 2008, 10:38 pm

azos are a myth and do nothing for thc in the body.... people pass because of the "shit ton of water" they drank with the azo... the water diluted the urinestream just enough for the sample to register below the screens cutoff range; thus a pass...
these people would have passed anyway just on the water, without the azo's to go with it...

its all about the water.

spoggy

Jan 25 2008, 2:24 pm

i was wondering if any one new about using azo's to pass ua's. i was told to take 2 a day for 4 days plus a shit ton of water. the next 3 days i'm supposed to drink water without the azo's so they are flushed from my system so the ua isn't deluted. any knowledge on this matter would be appreciated.

ResinBallz

Jan 25 2008, 1:38 pm

responding to a dumbass like Im doing now!

Damn, maybe you should slow down a little bit dude. how bout some common sense!

sheesh!

Jan 24 2008, 9:33 pm

if your question has been answered in some other forum, then what are you doing here?

mighty intelligent folk they got dar in dem parts. you betcha

ResinBallz

Jan 24 2008, 8:44 am

Im not obsessed with cannaclear, and I know this forum is about drug testing, Im just trying to find the shit, and what better place to find something related to marijuana than around a bunch of fellow smokers? Why be so confrontational? I didnt mean to imply it was "googles" on line store i meant it directed me to "cannaclears" on line store, anyways somebody at 1 of the other forums answered my question ( and it seemed they were glad to help)and it can only be bought online, thanks for being so helpful and hopefully youll get the same treatment next time you need help.

flowergirl

Jan 23 2008, 5:53 pm

need2pass- ive used listerine mint breath strips to pass my spit test. the flavour of the strips shouldnt matter though.

anon

Jan 23 2008, 5:10 pm

google doesnt have an "online store" as you put it. if you searched properly you would discover a list of vendors that would either carry it or feature a store locator for your area to where you could walk in and pluck down the cash.

why are you so obsessively interested in cannaclear? it does nothing for drug tests and drug testing is what this forum is about.

collegeathlete

Jan 23 2008, 2:27 pm

Does QCarbo32 work? i get randomly drug tested in college

need 2 pass saliva

Jan 23 2008, 4:02 am

i need to pass a saliva test,aint smoked in bout a week.im 6'1 210 any ideas.

ResinBallz

Jan 22 2008, 9:45 pm

Because everything on Google points to their on line store, i just want to go in a store and pay cash.

guest

Jan 22 2008, 7:38 pm

why not just do a google search?

ResinBallz

Jan 22 2008, 6:31 pm

ok, Im checking with each forum on this site, I need to know where I can go buy cannaclear, I read about someone using it, but cant get a response as to where they got it, I know you can find it online, but I need to know if its available instores anywhere, If ANYONE knows where to get it please let me know!

cheebakitty

Jan 22 2008, 4:48 pm

I stopped smoking two days because I ran out. Good thing because I got hit with a random saliva test at work today. In fact everyone at work got hit. They made me stick a swab in my cheek gum and tested the swab there. The tech said I was negative and sent me back to work.

Keep in mind that I am normally a regular smoker and I didnt use any kind of remedy to fool the test. It was a straight-thru pass.

Maybe there is some doubt about the "30-day" rule
(??)

not 2 good newz

Jan 21 2008, 4:55 pm

most court-ordered tests have a person watching the donor urinate, making all sample substitutions out as a viable option.

Someone Help Me Girl!

Jan 21 2008, 1:20 pm

Gotta take a po piss test next week too scared to take any of that gnc shit. Stop smokin 4 a week whats the best way to hide fake piss in a girl? And do any girls know if they watch you or what the deal is. Thanks.

tyrone2200

Jan 18 2008, 5:33 pm

detox cleansers are garbage. i took the strip nc 7 day detox, followed all directions to the tee and still tested dirty on the home thc test. i had to cancel the test appointment that was scheduled next day.
save your money..detox cleansers WILL NOT WORK!!

NOWORNEVER

Jan 16 2008, 11:43 pm

i quit smokin for a month then i smoked for three days i havent smoked in 24 hrs...i have a drug test tomorrow. i bought purified brand instant acting complete body cleanser...will it work? any suggestions on what to do? *I HAVE TO PASS*

busted

Jan 15 2008, 4:39 pm

making the monthly rounds again on all the pot sites today with the spam, eh? now its with the drugtesting friend.com clone site drugtestingsolutions.com - a scam site as well.

you must be one big idiot with no constructive skills to land a real career. thats why all you do with your miserable time is cross-posting spam on every pot site every month. what a loser!

Hairy Situation

Jan 15 2008, 3:07 pm

If in real need I used this site called hairtestingsolutions.com and passed with no problem they give you the products the formula and a counselor . Just for 28.95. I love these guys they back up there product. They also have one for saliva salivatestsolutions.com and one for urine urinetestsolutions.com . I am a satisfied client of the Hair program they sell if they are as good with it as the others then they have you covered

lil

Jan 14 2008, 9:28 pm

just use the quickfix pee

TEX

Jan 13 2008, 3:24 pm

Yea, fuck certo. I've decided 2 fill up 2 2 oz bottles wit clean piss. Keep it warm on the way 2 the place, and keep the bottles under my arms to stay warm.....I gotta do what I gotta do....ill let yall no how it goes.....pray 4 me...

anon

Jan 13 2008, 10:23 am

certo is an ancient web myth.
its funny theres still idiots who think it passes drug tests.

greenbug08

Jan 12 2008, 9:41 am

certo is bogus. I was denied a chance at my dream job when I used certo and still tested positive for THC. dont use it!

Tex

Jan 12 2008, 8:48 am

I have smoked some dank last night and the night b4. B4 that it has been a week since I smoked. I have a drug test in approx 48 hrs. What do I do? A friend told me about the Certo and I have heard about the quick tabs. What works. I'm a pretty big guy. 6'5 225lbs. I heard of just water and excersie. I'm not a heavy smoker but I need this Job!? I BEG 4 SUM1'S HELP!!!!!!!!!

innocent jess

Jan 11 2008, 8:28 pm

come on...

worked

Jan 11 2008, 8:25 pm

wear a wig.
it worked 4 me.

innocent jess

Jan 11 2008, 4:49 pm

smoked a handful of time in the past 6 mths. Going for a hair test for job. Long hair, female so I can't shave my head. Is there ANYTHING I CAN DO? Please help. Has anyone passed a hair test before???? hairtestfriend.com please dont respond

houston

Jan 11 2008, 3:21 pm

I NEED HELP PLEASE!!!???? I SMOKED SOME CALI CANNIBUS CLUB KUSH AND HAVE A TEST FOR A JOB IN 2 DAYS!!!!WTF DO I DO? MY HOMIE SAID THE GELETAIN SHIT WORKED FOR HIM....BUT IM NOT FEELIN THAT SHIT....WILL THE QUICK TABS WORK? AND WATER AND WORKING OUT?....IMA STUDENT AND NEED THIS JOB...

too bad

Jan 11 2008, 6:24 am

people like oldhead always get frustrated and hurt when their stories get debunked in such a thorough and intelligent manner. BOO-HOO! have some cheese to go with the whinw and sour grapes (*FFFTTT!*).

no whining

Jan 10 2008, 9:14 pm

to oldhead:
yea, ive read the box. nothing more than bogus info used as a sales pitch to swoon and lure the real idiots like you.. and its obviously working.
thats okay. you can go on and be taken by bogus sales pitches as a means of exercising your right to be an idiot.........or......
do your research and learn the facts like the "smartasses" and the "knowitalls" did, instead of squirming from the sidelines when someone knows a little more that you do. education is a wonderful thing and jealousy is such a bad thing.

and right now it looks like youre the real idiot here.

oldhead

Jan 10 2008, 1:31 pm

regarding "re-oldhead"----sonney's does cleanse the kidneys smartass--read the box it tells you how it works. Man, there's always a know it all that is trying to prove people wrong, just to show how "smart" they are. All we are trying to do is help people who are looking for ways to piss clean, if it didn't work, we wouldn't be posting it, idiot!

oldhead

Jan 10 2008, 1:25 pm

passed another piss test with sonney's 7 and water. No doubt the water is the biggest factor, but ever since i've started using sonney's 7 i've passed every test (more than 40 over the past 3 1/2 years) these are DOT tests. Good luck everybody

Fourtwooh

Jan 9 2008, 8:49 pm

i drank water the whole time and pissed 4 times before my test, my piss what clear all 4 times...i know the certo might not help but it was worth a shot, im hoping it comes back dilited again, buys me more time to detox. Im also 5'4 110lbs
think ill pass?

Fourtwooh

Jan 9 2008, 8:18 pm

I am on probation and had what was said to be my last drug test a month ago, well it came back as diluted and ive been smoking everyday since. I smoked monday morning and later that day i found out i had to drop that wednesday. I started to detox around 5 on monday drinking cranberry and pickle juice taking niocin, eating oranges(vitamin C)and vegtables and no fatty food. I did this up to wednesday and 1 hour before i dropped i took certo, pissed once, then took my test, my urine was clear in color but im not sure if im going to pass, if i fail i get 2 weeks in juive having already dropped dirty twice. what are the chances i dropped clean so i can not worry so much?

Shai

Jan 8 2008, 2:27 pm

I HAVE TO TAKE A DRUG TEST FOR MY P.O. TODAY AND IM WORRIED BECAUSE IVE SMOKED SOME POT. I BOUGHT THIS STUFF CALLED OMNI. ITS ONLY ONE PILL; UR SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT AND UR ALL GOOD FOR FOUR HOURS. ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS PRODUCT? LET ME KNOW A.S.A.P

try this

Jan 6 2008, 9:17 pm

pastsmoker: i just took a drug test a few days ago and used purified brands instant acting body cleanser... they make two different sizes of it. a smaller bottle for those under 200 pounds, and a bigger bottle for anyone that weighs more than that. i don't have my results from the test yet... but all i've heard is good things about that brand. it was pretty easy to take, chug the bottle, then drink a shit load of water, pee a few times and your urine should be clean for up to 8 hours. it acts instantly, within the first 10-15 minutes and strips the toxins from your body apparently. i'll let you know how my test turned out.

pastsmoker

Jan 6 2008, 4:37 pm

I need help ppl. I have been a smoker all my life and recently had to quit bc of probation. I luv the stuff and think it should be legalized but unfortunately I was caught before that could happen. Anyway, I quit since November 6 and slipped up and smoked on December 24, Christmas Eve. I think my probation officer will drug test me on January 16 when I report to him. I know it will still be in my system bc I weigh 300 pounds and need to know the best detox formula since I am so big! Plzz HELP!

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 11:23 am

Just one more thing - it's actually Quick Tabs Emergency Detox. It sells for about $20.00 and it really works. This is for all my internet toker friends - the cheapest i've seen it was at mothernature.com for less than $10.00. I almost lost visitation with my beautiful 2 grandbabies because the "other grandmother" informed DHR that I smoked. I found out at 5pm that I had to be tested - at 6PM I was at the health food store downing this stuff with water - took the test at 7pm and passed. I do smoke DAILY -It's an awesome product. I hope it helps anyone else who believes in thier right to toke.

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 9:06 am

Whoever wrote that is an asshole (using the name I did)
Yes - I have been a faithful smoker of weed since I was to young to smoke it and am now a 42 yr old female. I love it and try to get involved with what I can to have it leagalized. (BTW Vote for Ron Paul) he supports legalization!! The quicktabs worked for me - and I smoke daily. Now - what have YOU done? Jerk.

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 8:34 am

BTW my post is bullshit - I don't really smoke. I'm just trying to make people fail tests. They shouldn't use drugs anyway!

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 12:25 am

Anyone out there who needs to pass a random (urine) drug test - I have found the answer. The best part is most health foods stores carry it now so you don't have to get it on the internet although you can. It's called "quicktabs". You take the packet of pills (all natural) with water as instructed. It works within an hour - up to five hours. AWESOME!! I passed and had smoked the night before! I couldn't believe it - amazing product!!!!

shit

Jan 4 2008, 5:45 pm

hey, so i had to take a piss test today and used the puriclean instant acting body cleanser about two hours before i went in. i drank plenty of water, and peed 3 times before the actual test. the owner of the headshop i bought it from said it was their best seller and that it will definitely work. has any one else had luck with this? i'm extremely worried for the results.

BRAD T

Dec 26 2007, 8:23 pm

HAVE HAD A FEW PEOPLE TELL ME HAIR DYE WORKS TO PASS HAIR FOLICLE ANTONE EVER TRY IT? POT ONLY IS WHAT IM TRYING TO RID MYSELF OF ALSO IVE BEEN CLEAN FOR 60 DAYS NOW COULD 1 OR TWO HITS BE ENOUGH TO SHOW UP IN MY HAIR AFTER I TEST CLEAN?

JOSEPHU

Dec 24 2007, 2:28 pm

GO TO THE BREAKING THE BODY FORUM ON THIS HIGHTIMES SITE AND CHECK INTO THE VAW METHOD

just took the drug test

Dec 23 2007, 12:02 pm

i took my test fri, used the quickfix pee. the process went without any trouble. i was not searched nor wasnt i watched. the sample was accepted at 96.7 degrees and was sent off. i should know something by next fri, if it passed or not. cross fingers for me.
peace

pot talk only

Dec 20 2007, 7:36 pm

this is a POT site.
try cocaine.net

dw

Dec 20 2007, 1:30 pm

hey guys I need help. Ok so i did a couple of lines of coke last saturday and almost right after I drank 6 tall glasses of water. On Wednesday I drank some sonnes #7. Thursday which is today, i had a urine test. I drank some more sonnes along with water and my urine got really clear. I took 3 multivitamins to add yellow to my pee but it wasnt working. I took the test with clear urine. Do you guys think i will fail.

rbo from nj

Dec 18 2007, 6:52 pm

sonne 7 doesnt work period. i does not do anything to thc.
i sent my own sample off to have an emit 5-50 & gc test. i drank 1oz shots of sonne chased with 24oz of water three times a day for the week i stopped smoking.
the sample still tested positive for thc on both the emit and gc tests.
sonne 7 is bogus! it wont get rid of thc!

re: 'oldhead'

Dec 18 2007, 6:20 pm

bentonite is like certos goldenseals, niacins and detox drinks: they all work because of the water consumed. Scientific studies show that these products have zero effect on THC metabolites because the tests only reveal that large amounts of fluids were consumed, consequently diluting the THC metabolite count in the urine sample just enough to register below the cutoff thresholds of the testing equipment.
Your claim that Sonne7 "works by pulling toxins out of the intestines and removing it from your bloodstream" is pure junk!! For starters, THC metabolites are released into the bloodstream (as fat cells burn) and subsequently filtered by the kidneys and enter the urinestream. Only trace amounts of THC metabolites ever enter the intestines, thereby rendering bentonite useless in this department. Even if bentonite supposedly "removed them from the bloodstream" as you put it, your body is still releasing THC metabolites in the bloodstream for the kidneys to pick up, and at a constant rate. Strike two for uselessness.

Bottom line is that its the water thats the real hero in passing the tests all this time. Heck the proof is even in your statement "the more water the better--if you dont drink alot of water, this will not help you pass the test..."
Yip, like someone else said, its all about the water. You would have passed anyway just on the water and vitamins alone without the nasty chalky taste of Sonne7 mixed with it.

oldhead

Dec 18 2007, 1:34 pm

bentontite works by pulling the toxins out of your alimentary canal (intestines) and removing it from your bloodsteam, therefore you pass it when you crap you need water to help the absorbtion process, the more water the better--if you don't drink alot of water, this will not help you pass the test--you will fail if you don't use it right. Be sure to eat a lot of hearty foods, when you are pissing clear most likely you are clean. The more you smoke the more of this you will have to take, be sure to take vitamins with it, it can deplete your body of necessary vitamins. Read up on this stuff, it works on a +/- charge and really is amazing--it's derived from a volcanic ash and really is different from anything else out there, it does not mask and has no window of time to work in (other than flushing time). Ihave only used it on urine tests and don't know how it works on swap and hair tests. I would think that for any hair test you need to be clean for atleast 3mos (maybe some shampoo will work for you in that case). A swap test should show clean if you have gotten all the necessary THC out of your system. Hope you all benefit from this info

oldhead

Dec 18 2007, 1:19 pm

sonne's#7 works, just be sure to drink alot of water with it. Start taking it as soon as you smoke or just before. I've heard of it working in a day. Personally i've seen it work in 48 hrs. The key to passing on short notice is not smoking a lot, the more you smoke the more you have to flush, I try to give it at least 3 days. Gulp down a mouthful in the a.m. with water as soon as you wake up (water gets your metabolism kickstarted 1st thing in the morning) take a few more gulps throughout the day, drinking lots of water and be sure to take some before you eat dinner (lots of water!). Eat lots of fiber and healthy meals (includung fatty foods) you pass the toxins in your feces with this stuff(bentonite). You can get it online for as low as $10 a bottle (places like vitacost.com). I usually finish off a bottle in about 3 days, and always have some at the house(just in case the urge arises). Plain and simple if you want to keep your job you have to cut down your smoking, you just can't smoke everyday, besides the less you smoke the higher you get when you do smoke, and you'll only need a couple of hits which is much easier to flush out than a couple bowls. If you can't cut down your smoking go get a job that doesn't test and you'll just have to live with less money and fewer benefits, whatever's more important to you. Drink cranberry juice as well, but get atleast half your body weight of water in ounces everyday, advise a gallon a day (piss as much as you can while flushing). Things like soda and alcohol will slow the cleansing process, so stay away from them while your cleansing. Go get an at home drug test and test yourself before you go in for the test to make sure your clean. Be smart about it and good luck!!

Badseed

Dec 16 2007, 8:55 am

The gelatin trick didnt work for me either. My sample was sent to a toxicology lab and the gelatin was detected as a making agent.

i failed

Dec 16 2007, 8:26 am

sure-jell is crap.
i failed twice using it.
the reason i gave it a second chance is i thought i may have messed up on the directions with the first test. the second time around i followed the directions to a tee and stopped earlier than last.
it still did not work. its crap.
i use clean piss for all of my tests now.
no problems at all. i dont even have to stop smoking. ;)

anon

Dec 15 2007, 12:27 pm

like the others said, it was the water that got you thru. not the pectin. your results would still be the same on the water-loading alone without the pectin mixed in.

sweetleaf

Dec 15 2007, 12:34 am

well tl its worked for me and others and nobody has lost homes/family etc.maybe you my friend are the dumb stoner i take it you lost something thats why you are so bitter have a great day i am!!!

Mike

Dec 14 2007, 10:48 am

Well I myself have not taken a drug screening ever but I do know 4 people who have used quick fix fake urine and have passed with flying colors, besides the 200% money back guarentee

One more time....

Dec 10 2007, 7:43 pm

One more time, you passed because of the water. the pectin product had no effect on the thc metabs. the pectins, azo's, and "magic cleansing potions" are all myths because ITS ALL ABOUT THE WATER.

But go ahead and waste your time, energy, and money on these myths for that you have the right to be an idiot. Kinda makes one proud to be an American, huh? *rolleyes*

t.l.

Dec 10 2007, 7:29 pm

of course you'll go with dank, sweet leaf....certo nerds need one another and must stick together. you two probably dont have to take drug tests. you two are probably some high school or college dorks with no job or real-world responsibilities who that sits in front of a computer all day while leeching off of your mom and pop.
and probably gets your jollies off when someone loses their job, home, family, and freedom because they followed your fraud remedy.
youre a bunch of losers. get a life and leave here!

Julie

Dec 10 2007, 5:53 pm

Want to pass a drug test go to www.magicvan.com and order instant clean additive, it works the best.

Gotta Ask

Dec 9 2007, 10:33 am

Ok, so I was wondering if any of you have ever tried AZO's to pass a ua for marijuana? My husband did it one time and passed but he had only smoked 2 times in one month. I on the other hand have a test coming up on Tuesday and have smoked about a joint a day for the last 2 months. He thinks that taking the AZO's and drinking plenty of water will get me through the test, but I am really nervous. Any input would be greatly appreciated.

sweet leaf

Dec 9 2007, 1:35 am

im with dank its worked for me for a longtime a railroad person taught me give yourself 48 hrs prior if possible later!!

To Brad T.

Dec 8 2007, 9:53 pm

This is a problem. My company does random hair follical, and I got picked last year. I had 2 days in which to clean up my act. After 2 days of every treatment I could find to use, I still failed the test. I am convinced that there is NO remedy for the hair follical test. Just clean up, and hope for the best. They do look for a saturated sample though. I cop a buzz about once a week, since a few hits is all I need, and have passed a few tests since. My pension is only a few years away. Then it's FREEDOM BABY, YEAH!!!

magicgirl

Dec 6 2007, 9:51 pm

taking a pee test tomorrow for a new job and tested myself tonight at home and the THC line was there! I have an Omni Extra Strength Grape drink - anyone out there use this and pass? Last time smoked was 9 days ago....thx!

well

Dec 6 2007, 7:12 pm

happy hunting

XaeroDegreaz

Dec 5 2007, 10:47 am

I passed my drug screening for employment. I've reported back like I said I would.

See my last post (5 posts below) for my method and some variables.

pectin = HOAX

Dec 2 2007, 2:29 pm

you can coat your stomach with fur if youre stupid enough to do it. it still is not going to stop the kidneys from filtering thc metabolites from the bloodstream and depositing into the bladder.
people pass because of the water intake. they pass because the water diluted the urinestream so the thc metabolite count registers below the test cutoff limit.
the pectin products have nothing to do with the sample testing negative.

the pectin method is a hoax.

To "Dank"....

Dec 2 2007, 8:40 am

Not only you are a dumb stoner Dank, but you are yet another pectin pusher that has absolutely dont know anything about how the body processes THC, and how drug tests work. Your remedy is bogus and your pitch is reeked with misinformation.

If you had done your reasearch you would have discovered that THC stores in your fat cells until the cells burn for energy. When the fat cells burn the THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream and end up in your urine. THC NEVER enters the stomach or any part of the digestive system. So therefore, that renders your "coating your stomach" claim as useless.

Creatinine is a seperate constituent thats being tested along with specific gravity and pH. Creatinine levels, like pH and specific gravity, also need to be in satisfactory range to prevent the sample from being flagged. Taking creatine supps has no effect on pH and s.g.

Do your research before you come on here pushing a bogus remedy based on your obvious lack of knowledge on drug testing. Your misinformation will one day land a person in jail or the unemployment line. It is not needed nor welcomed here.

everyday somker

Dec 1 2007, 8:53 pm

has anyone ever used the instant acting complete body cleanser? if so how did it work for you, and when did you take the day of a test or a dya or two before

Dank the Tank

Dec 1 2007, 7:33 pm

OK everybody, please take my method into consideration because this has worked for me. I smoked literally a dime the night before and I got random drug tested the next day and I passed. Buy a 64 fluid oz. bottle of cranberry juice and a box of sure jel. Sure jel is used to make jelly or jams (it can be found in the baking aisle). Mix the sure jel with the cranberry juice and drink it about 2-3 hours prior to your drug test. What happens is that the sure jel will create a jelly-like coat around your stomach, and it will prevent you from pissing out the metabolites in THC for a few hours. After this, I recommend drinking 2 glasses of water so that your urine is more diluted. You can also take Vitamin B-2 (tints urine yellow) and take some creatine (this will help with your pH level and specific gravity). If possible, give a sample of your urine mid-flow. It will have the lowest amounts of THC. Trust me everyone, I'm not just some dumb stoner (more like a geek who loves to smoke weed!)

XaeroDegreaz

Nov 30 2007, 2:48 pm

Subject: Omni Cleansing Liquid Extra Strength
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150
Metabolism: Moderate/High

Smoked about 8 days ago for the first time in over a year. Then, again, about 5 days ago.

I've taken the the stuff and the 4 pills as per the directions here: http://www.passdrugtest.com/omniLiquid.htm

I think I've drank a little more water than what it says. I started roughly 12:45pm and continued with the instructions.

I'll go and take my piss test at around 2:30pm.

I'll post my success or failure after I hear the results.

u.c.it.2

Nov 29 2007, 8:54 pm

thats right anon. thats the certo nerds signature pickup line when they make their rounds here trying to push their bogus remedy.

reply : xcore

Nov 29 2007, 5:37 pm

Theres plenty of people in this world that know their body chemistry a LOT more than you think. Your position on the matter illustrates that you dont even know what youre talking about, let alone thinking of.

anon

Nov 29 2007, 5:21 pm

isnt it funny how every pectin success story happens because the storyteller has "a freind that used it and passed".
and its funny that its always a "probation test".

uh huh, yeah..

xcoredriver

Nov 29 2007, 1:19 am

Besides to get high of course.

xcoredriver

Nov 29 2007, 1:18 am

THC is not water soluble. THC is stored in fat. I believe different peoples bodies are different and some products may work on some people and some may not on others. I think the only way to pass a drug test is to use a clean persons urine or use time. Plenty of exercise does the trick as well. Sweat a lot. Drink plenty of water and drink a sport's drink a couple hours before the test to add color to you're diluted urine if you attempted to flush your system with water. I have a friend that told me to use all 4 envelopes of Knox odorless and tasteless gelatine in a 32 ounce bottle of your favorite flavor of Gatorade. He is on probation and passes every time, but like I said I think it just depends on your body chemistry which you don't know. Smoking is a risk; that's why people, including myself, smoke it.

dog urine

Nov 28 2007, 8:53 pm

What about dog pee? would that work for a DT? anybody tried it before?

cant find no clean peoples pee. everybody I know tokes up....

wrong site dewd..

Nov 23 2007, 5:14 pm

this is a POT site dewd..
besides, opis and toot are bad for you..
they can cause death..

azsteph

Nov 23 2007, 1:26 am

Hey Slmnsxy... I use opiats and cocaine (hadn't used coke for two days, off opiats 24 hours). Had a drug test for a new job, so I chugged the Qcarbo drink and a ton of water a few hours before. Then for extra security, I also used the QClean chewable (double money back guarantee) about an hour before. Just got called and they said... "When was the last time you did cocaine?" Uh... what? I don't do that stuff. "Well, it's in there, so sorry.. you can't work here." Merry fucking christmas for me! Good luck cause I'm pretty sure smoking sticks around longer in your system. Fucking drug tests are stupid!

JFL

Nov 22 2007, 12:05 pm

Q: How many certo nerds does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Zero. The certo nerds would rather remain seated in front of the computer and only talk about it, telling others that they know a freind that has changed one before.

Uh Huh

Nov 22 2007, 11:53 am

yup theyre back.
the certo nerds are making the rounds again.
and rehashing the same old "outside party" storyline to woo in unwashed converts ("..uh i have a buddy whose uncles cousins fire chief brothers freind had used it and passed every time..") yea, right.

haha

Nov 15 2007, 4:58 am

sucks for all of you that certo didnt work for... you obviously arent using it right. i have a friend who knows the fire chief of the county and he has passed every time for YEARS

re....

Nov 11 2007, 7:19 am

swab tests go back 12-24 hours. if you dont want to stop for this long, you can eat some tic-tacs or altoid mint strips half hour before the test. for urine test, subbing is the way to go.

BTT

Nov 9 2007, 11:08 am

I blaze everyday sometimes once sometimes 3-4 times. The past few test I have taken for jobs which were only two for the past seven years I passed, by drinking the juice that mask your urine. But I have heard some people say it doesn't work for them. Now I am getting scared should I change my method or continue with what I know. I also purchased the home test and passed to feel confident before taking the test. My previous job was in HR and I administered the test by swab, I noticed a lot of companies are using that method now because it is cost effective and they say foolproof. So how can I get prepared if I am not sure what type of test I will be taking. I know it will be one of the two, pee or saliva.?? Help me out people I am currently job seeking and still blazing to stressed to stop.

back to jail

Nov 8 2007, 6:54 pm

i tried this certo crap i hear about and some creatine. didnt smoke for 4 days drank plenty water. my parole officer called and said the test was inconclusive and it counted as a fail and to turn myself in the morning see ya in 18 mts.

rudy03

Nov 6 2007, 10:49 pm

i smoke and snort coke i used omni shampoo right before i went to get a hair test im nervous is there anyone out there that can put my mind at ease i realy need to pass this test any info would be great

yep

Nov 1 2007, 6:36 pm

urinetestsolutions.com - clone site of drugtestfreind.com.

and both are SCAM sites. STEER CLEAR!!!!

?

Oct 31 2007, 10:06 am

I am freaking out I hope I passed my drug test this past Monday I am still waiting to hear the reaults. I stoped smoking sept 26 and on day 28 I tested myself with an ordered at home thc test and i tested neg on day 32 I tested myself and it said neg as well (both times the lines were there but not bold, according to the instructions even a faint line is a neg result=I hope they are right). I am not really over weight I am 5'7 and 135ibs with average metabolism I guess.What do you guys think? Also How long does it take to get the results. I noticed on the paper it said that it was sent to quest by a currier. I wasnt to ask my employer if they got it but I dont want to sound like I am worried about it :) Any advice would be great...?

passing on by

Oct 29 2007, 9:50 am

I pass with a company called Drug Test solutions they have a web site for passing a Hair Saliva and Urine drug test I have used them for many different times I was drug tested and came out fine. go to urinetestsolutions.com for help.

lisaj

Oct 27 2007, 3:05 pm

for random tests, ingestible detox remedies will not cut it, especially for moderate smokers and heavier.
substitution with a clean sample, or total abstinence is the only effective way to beat random drug tests.

slmnsxy

Oct 25 2007, 6:36 pm

I am drug tested ramdonly and I was wondering if anybody knew how well Herbal Clean tabs and Q carbo work.

qwertybin

Oct 24 2007, 7:29 pm

People are also dying from the direct effects of drug abuse and the criminal element that drug abuse breeds and harbors. Thats why drug testing programs are in place as it should be. We the people have a right to live in a safe and healthful society. We should not have that right trampled on by a bunch of burned-out zombies that cant conduct themselves properly in public. Public health and safety takes precedence over your "right to privacy" whether you don't realize it or do.

DiscoDave420

Oct 24 2007, 12:29 pm

Are they retarted or what?
People are dying of hunger,and lack of shelter, the poor just keep getting poorer.
Yet the Government spends millions on frivolous drug testing and prohibiton, which could be spent on helping the communities that really need it. Pre-employment urinalysis is one thing, but they sure have taken it to far, this is a violation of privacy, not to mention the 4th amandment! What you do in your spare time is none of their business. We live in land of the hip[ocrisy as opposed to land of the free.

yertruthfullness

Oct 20 2007, 9:52 am

forget all that pectin crap....
piss from a clean person beats the drug test 100%....period....

texas

Oct 18 2007, 9:45 pm

hey skiffe,i was a daily smoker i drank gallons of water on top of detox products and beleived peoples myths like yours about the water.needless to say it cost me 2 years in prison.

skiffee

Oct 18 2007, 6:30 am

they are a hoax.
certos, suregels, herbs, magic detox potions, goldenseals and niacin - all a hoax. it was the water that made you test negative the whole time.

pectin = HOAX

Oct 16 2007, 6:44 pm

sure-jel works ONLY because of the water and/or Gatorade or Powerade consumed.
pectin products themselves have no effect. Its the water and/or sportdrinks that does all the work.

you would have passed those tests anyway just on the water and/or sportdrinks alone without the nasty tasting sure-jel mixed in.

Cigarillos

Oct 16 2007, 1:43 pm

Sure Jel does work! I've been using it for years. The trick is not to drink soda with it. Just water and/or Gatorade or Powerade.

lisn

Oct 14 2007, 8:23 am

any product that has no directions should not be trusted

krun

Oct 13 2007, 8:36 pm

Has anyone used Formula 420? Did it work for them? The instructions do not say when to drink it and then take the urine test. Been drinking tons of water and have a test in two days.

monkey wrench

Oct 12 2007, 6:52 pm

No thanks, mobilemanla. Heres a better suggestion:
Put your drink product on the market. Then do the honorable thing and buy advertising space. Then maybe, and I'll repeat MAYBE we'll talk then.
Until then, I shall continue to defeat the drug czars, using a far more effective tactic: substitution.

sheesh

Oct 11 2007, 9:06 pm

got some idiots here that cant read

Question

Oct 11 2007, 8:17 pm

Has anyone used Dr. Green's 4:20 De-Tox before? I have been clean for a week, drank lots of water and a bottle of cranberry juice - and have a test tomorrow.

Also, do you know if you are supposed to drink it and then wait until the test to pee or pee several times before the test?

Thanks!!

monkey wrench

Oct 10 2007, 6:42 pm

tony is dead on....
I too figured thats the work of another scam artist pushing another bogus detox potion... detox potions are nothing more than an overpriced VAW method-in-a-bottle..... read the instructions, and the drink ingrediants and you'll see it for yourself...
anyone that advertises a potion that "cleans the body of THC" is an exploiting scum trying to separate the credulous from their hard-earned cash...we potsmokers are victimized enough by this bullshit "war on drugs" without being further vicimized by these leeching doushbags...theres no such thing as product that rids the body of THC... there is NOTHING that can rid the body of THC except time and exercise....

Tony

Oct 10 2007, 12:39 pm

It just looks to me that you all just want to make money, and we still don't pass the tests

newly

Oct 9 2007, 10:45 pm

whats clean screen? a drink? pill?

yea right

Oct 9 2007, 5:16 pm

how can your "clean screen" be the best when its not available on the market?

fuckin dumbass

its still a scam....

Oct 8 2007, 7:35 pm

the dtf.com scam idiot is now changing the pitch? its now "program" instead of "product" since it was revealed that dtf.com have no products to sell.

SCAM! BUSTED!....again.

this is getting better all the time.

Just tried it

Oct 8 2007, 1:49 pm

I just bought the drugtestfriend.com program for a saliva and urine test I will give you the results of how they work.

?

Oct 6 2007, 9:18 am

P.S any RN's out there that have passed a hospital UA let me know how you did it?? And have you used synthetic urine???

?

Oct 6 2007, 9:16 am

Stresses on Vitamins, I would try synthetic urine I got mine from urinflow.com but have yet to use it (most likely next week)I have read online that they can now detect those drinks they sell online and asprin, cran, b12, and niacin is just a myth it will not work other than to get you a pos on your test if your urine is to dilute even if you use b12 you will fail because they test creatinine and if its to low you will fail.Don't kill yourself taking those things I am graduating this semester as an RN and I know that crap in excess will do harm to your body!

Stressing, Drugs stay in your hair for up to 90 days, I have herd of people wearing wigs and passing as well as a rumor that if you go dye your hair you will pass (not sure reasearch this)These drug tests suck I know I need to take one soon to but I keep putting off the HR people ;(

Stressing!

Oct 6 2007, 2:43 am

I just got offered the best job ever today (Friday). I really need this job but the thing is that I'm a daily smoker - marijuana. That's all. I'm going to be tested for hair follicle drug test next week. I think it will be on Monday or Tuesday. The last time I smoked was last night. I don't know what will work. There are so many things online but I've never used anything before. I really need something that will do the job. Please help - need advice asap. I really want this job. Does this Omni shampoo work?

Stressed on Vitamins

Oct 6 2007, 1:29 am

Like the majority of you I have to pass a urine test on Monday. Here are the facts and please give me your feed back.

*Stopped smoking Thursday
*Consider myself a one hit wonder, until the last couple of weeks I smoked a couple times a month now a small bowl a night.
*I am 5'4 140lbs
*At 35 I notice my metablolism slowing, also recently not as active due to a broken foot
*I do not consume caffeine mostly H2O and alcohol
*I have increased my H2O consumption since Thursday
*I am currently taking B12, aspirin and cranberry tabs
*I will get begin taking niacin tomorrow
*I have purchased a home drug test for pot

I have read all of your comments and from what I understand there is no magic solution...I am confused as to what to do as there is so much conflicting information and I would prefer not to get myself sick. The B12 is amping me out I would prefer not to take it but I will do what I have to as I really want this job it is a great opportunity for me.

If you have any solid advice it would be greatly appreciated. I will continue to be an advocate for the legalization for many reasons, mine is personal a family member uses for medicinal purposes and it is the only thing that works for her disease. This is so discouraging that I have to panic at this day and age for something so natural.

Thank you all who reply.

bullshit

Oct 5 2007, 7:38 pm

you are full of shit, need to pass.
drugtestfreind has no products to sell.

Need to pass

Oct 5 2007, 10:25 am

If ya need to pass a Hair Saliva or Urine test go to drugtestfriend.com they can get you clean

?

Oct 3 2007, 12:14 pm

JenRN, I am in my last semester of RN school and I have decided to quit smoking for good but I most likely still have it in my system. They want to do a physical but I told not HR but the nurse manager that I had to have a physical for school a year ago and I am up to date on all my shots and PPD as well as already having been fit for a tb mask. The manager said to bring that up to hr and mabey they wont have to do the physical. I haven't herd from HR in almost a week about processing or anything and I am scared to call, but this coming tues 10/17 the nurse manager set me up for a nurse orientation and I don't think I can attend until I at least get a hosp badge so I can clock in. What would you do? I have synthetic urine but I am scared as hell to use it I don't want to get kicked out of RN school (esp if they tsll my school) or loose this dream job (in CICU)??What should I do?

tt

Oct 2 2007, 7:23 pm

has anyone used Qcarbo to pass drug test in less than 12 hours if soooo does it work need help fast

joe shmoe

Oct 2 2007, 7:10 pm

i took a a drug test yesterday at 5pm. i popped 18 niacin the night before (burned my ass off) and drank this drink called Qcarbo32 hours before my test, drank lots of water and urinated frequently, from my penis and my ass, it was weird as fuck!!! i still havent heard from them, i heard negitive tests show results immediatly, and tests that are positive take a couple days... im nervous

JenRN07

Oct 1 2007, 8:06 pm

Unless you are taking a physical along with the drug test, the labs cannot make you strip down and put on a gown. Thats against HHS regulations. Labs and clinical facilities certified by HHS must follow all regulations and protocols outlined. Failure to do so can result in the facility losing its certification, which can put them out of business.
In addition, the aggrieved donor can be entitled to civil damages when legal action is pursued.

Protect your rights. Know the regulations outlined by the Dept. of Health & Human Services (HHS).

?

Oct 1 2007, 4:32 pm

ps any nurses here that have past a UA w/synthetic urine let me know. Are hospital clinics harder to get in the stuff and have they made you put on a hospital gown before the test?

?

Oct 1 2007, 4:31 pm

Use synthetic urine male and female urine are different, male urine when shaken should foam up and female urine will not. They can test for glucose if you do use hers anyways have her check her Blood glucose level to make sure its not over 100. What type of facility are you having the test done at? I bought some urine from urinflow.com I haven't used it yet so I can't tell ya how it works i have been reading that some places make you put on a hospital gown before so I am scared to use it now:(

testing soon

Oct 1 2007, 3:47 pm

I have a ua coming up shortly for a new job and I was wondering if they check for sugar levels in your urine? I'm thinking of using my mom's piss and she's diabetic and I'm not, so will they test for sugar levels? Please help!!!!What else can I do, I stopped almost 2 weeks ago and I've started to drink as much water as I can, is this helping or am I wasting my time?

?

Sep 30 2007, 10:52 pm

If a women is on her period will it effect her drug test?

dustydrifter

Sep 28 2007, 1:43 pm

I use Certo for a drug test several years ago. I still tested positive for weed and had to complete rehab.
In March of this year, my nephew had his probation revoked and was put back in jail because he tried to beat the drug test with Certo and failed. I had warned him already about Certo, but he insisted that I was wrong and his college buddies recommendations were right.

Bottom line: Certo is a lie. IT DOES NOT WORK!

DADDY-O,

Sep 23 2007, 1:36 pm

HEY , THERE BACK, if i wanted your opinion id give it to u... this sight is to get questions answered for some who arent as apparently as smart as u are, JACKASS, i hate idiots like u,

meigs/meg either or

Sep 21 2007, 8:32 pm

Thanks delta9sofine you rock! Thanks for the great info ;)

delta9isfine

Sep 21 2007, 6:27 pm

Hey meigs ( or whomever )Sorry about the confusion. I am saying that synthetic urine Will not show up as fake urine. Let me explain. The lab geeks have developed a machine that is called a Mass Spectrometer, it is an instrument which can measure the masses and relative concentrations of atoms and molecules. Normal human urine is made up of certian chemicals and compounds that the body excretes on a daily basis in the form of waste products. The lab geeks also determined what urine is made up of and mixed their own, ( this is known as synthetic urine )when broken down by the mass Spectrometer it shows the same chemical "signature" as real urine. So they use this synthetic urine to calibrate the machine with and use it as a control. Which means that urine that you send in is compared with the control to determine whether or not it is real urine and if there is any added chemicals or compounds present that normally is not. If there is any extra ingredients they then compare their chemical signature with other known substances to determine what drug or substance is present. SO THE ANSWER IS ( SYNTHETIC URINE WILL SHOW AS PURE CLEAN HUMAN URINE). I have used it for drug screens while on probation and passed every time ( 3 times ) I got mine from WWW.gonumber1.com and would recommend it. also check out thier sister site at www.wizzinator.com .................................................Good luck. Question authority

meigs

Sep 20 2007, 9:01 pm

hey delta9isfine so you are saying that they will know that the synthetic urine is fake urine? or did you mean that it will work? Again if anyone has done this let me know how it went.

Facts Hurt

Sep 20 2007, 6:32 pm

Stories about pectin remedys ridding the body of THC metabolites are an old internet myth. The people that have tested THC/negative, wrongly credit the Certo, Suregel, etc., when it was the large quantity of water guzzled, that was responsible for the pass. They would have passed anyway just on the water alone, and left the nasty tasting Certo on the supermrket shelves.

Its all about the water

revealed..

Sep 20 2007, 5:58 pm

yessirreee, Smoke, your so-called "great job" as a low-rent spammer. And guess what? YOUR WEBSITE IS A SCAM!! you have NO products to sell, so that makes you a lying sack of shit!
you only exist to steal money and cc#'s from unsuspecting people. and it will catch up to you fools but soon.
the end is near...

Steer clear from "drugtestfriend.com"

theyre back

Sep 20 2007, 5:42 pm

Looks like the Certo-nerds are back, making rounds again trying to win unwashed converts with their bogus recipe on passing drug tests. Pectin products have absolutely no effect on testing negative for THC.
Its obvious these people have not taken a real drug test in a lab setting. Then again, thats difficult to do if one spends all day in an armchair dreaming up bogus theories on passing UAs, and trying to back it up with nonsensical nerd drivel.

koresh

Sep 19 2007, 12:51 pm

I have a uranlysis in one week from today. I have some niocin I will use, but how do I make my piss look a lil yellow?

DADDY-O

Sep 19 2007, 12:20 pm

thnx, just being me, looking forward to the results, gd luck!!!!

justbeingme

Sep 19 2007, 9:11 am

Hey daddy-o I am a weekend smoker and on Monday the 17th I took a test using certo(sure jell). Should find out today if I passed. if I did I will definatly let everyone know exactl I mixed it......

havinfun

Sep 18 2007, 6:23 pm

Any drug test need go to gotdrugtest.com. They have liquid, pills, shampoo and a permant cleaner. I have used all of them at one time or another depending on how much time I have. I smoke 2 to 3 times a day so I know it works.

delta9isfine

Sep 17 2007, 6:34 pm

Pure drug free synthetic urine is what they use to calibrate the test equipment with. So if you submit a sample of synthetic urine the result will be negative for drugs, positive for urine, (they also check to make sure that you are submiting real human urine).

DADDY-O

Sep 17 2007, 3:23 pm

has any one tryed, certo, found in the jello section in a store. my friend swears if u mix one pk in a 2 litre bottle and drink it , then piss a few times b4 taking a test for POT, u will pass?

Shut Up and Smoke

Sep 17 2007, 2:23 pm

I lost my job because of using drugs. I also tried to use many products and service to help pass these drug test, none worked. I had no one to talk to from these companies. Then I found a friend a www.drugtestfriend.com I had a real person to speak with. Someone who developed a program along with there products. I have a great job now thanks to this company.

sikktekfukk

Sep 17 2007, 12:40 pm

i dont know for sure but i have heard that taking Certo and drinking massive amounts of water helps - although i dont really worry about pot tests any more - i live in Cali and it is legal here so i just whip out my weed license and they cant say shit. good luck to everyone

meg

Sep 16 2007, 1:00 pm

has anyone ever used the Ultra Pure synthetic pre-mixed urine that you can buy online? Does it work? I hear that labs are now testing for additives will they detect this? Help ASAP!!!

Jenna

Sep 13 2007, 1:40 pm

Need Help!! Has anyone actually used the Omni Shampoo to pass a hair follicle?! My bf quit smoking months ago so he could get a job at a corporation that requires an initial hair follicle drug test before employment. He has used the shampoo multiple times in the last few months and yesterday he went to take his drug test. before he went though, we washed his hair 4 times or so. on the final wash-he had his clothes on-and we let his hair air dry. Can anyone help us?? Will he pass this damn hair follicle?!

refer_dude

Sep 10 2007, 2:36 pm

forgot to mention - posting from a friends computer who does not smoke just to play it safe - fo feds! refer_dude.

refer_dude

Sep 10 2007, 2:35 pm

Here is my drill: Been using for decades - pot only and bonging out regularly as in daily and all day. Laid off toking for at least five days and used the OMNI TRIPLE STRENGTH - grape if that makes a difference. Managed to choke it down about 45 min (lable says 30 minutes only) before test but could only piss twice before testing and forgot to catch urine midstream so the first blast is what they got. It's a dot test so I'll post back to let you know the results. Good luck and fo to states that think it should be illegal when it grows naturally. refer_dude.

uncleswordfish

Sep 10 2007, 11:43 am

it's a question. Is that allowed here?
What about a small amount in yer underwear at the airport?
any way???

continued...

Sep 8 2007, 12:44 pm

*CONT*
trusted.

heres the answer

Sep 8 2007, 12:41 pm

QUOTE: God made marijuana, man made alcohol, who do you trust..
==========================================================
RE: Man who thinks there is a god should not be

ripped

Sep 8 2007, 12:31 pm

looks like qweerty has been run out of town.
the onslaught was too much for that loser.
keep up the great fight and toke it if you got it.

For You Qwertybin

Sep 7 2007, 9:57 am

if ur still looking at this blog, and seeing how much people think your a moron. MR.GLAD i think u probly had a bad experience with drugs but u have no right to tell others what to do with there lives, you only talk about illegal drugs what about alcohol jackass, thats a lot worse than pot and u didn't even mention it, have you ever even tried weed before i bet not, one more thing, God made marijuana, man made alcohol, who do u trust...idiot

dank tender

Sep 5 2007, 7:38 pm

why cant you just find a clean sample? or stop using completely? if you really want the job you should pick one or the other.
labs are starting to check for goldenseal and other home remedies. not a good idea.

haleyb

Sep 4 2007, 11:54 am

I have job opertunity working for the school district. I was use to smoking 1 everynight before I went to bed. I've passed all my test by drinking alot of cranberry juice. and taking 4 500mg capsules of goldenseal a day for about a month. Does anyone think that if I do this for a week Will I pass? If anyone knows any other home remedies on passing the test? help I got a week or 2 before I test.

gardenian420

Sep 3 2007, 8:45 am

Its neither. Those magic drinks are an overpriced way of diluting your urinestream so you can test negative. The same thing can be acheived by simply drinking the same amount of water (that even the directions of the magic drink require), chased with some asprin and Riboflavin vitamin to restore color to urine. And it costs far far less than those ripoff magic drinks, which are useless without the water intake.

joelolly

Sep 2 2007, 11:15 am

I have a urine screen tomorrow and have been smoke free for almost 5 weeks. I bought some stuff from GNC called QCARBO32 and was wondering if it is a cleanse or a mask.

to the real "idiot"

Sep 2 2007, 7:37 am

in order for someone to dislike your post, they would have to read it first, stupid!

Shoegal

Aug 31 2007, 4:57 pm

Hi guys. I'm hoping someone can give me some much needed advice.

I had approximately 5 bong hits 2 weeks ago, and nothing since. I'm up for a hair test 09/04/07. Will I test positive?

hey, no spamming

Aug 29 2007, 5:35 am

If you don't like it don't read it. what are you a cop? Don't like it when someone give's your enemies a way to fight the draconion drug warriors? All I did was offer a little info., and give some advice, what have you done to help out your fellow country man fight our repressive regime, nothing? Your an idiot.

NO SPAMMING!

Aug 25 2007, 7:49 pm

Hey Delta - Take your SPAM elsewhere.

johnboy

Aug 25 2007, 12:28 pm

anybody have any success with strip instant acting cleansing drink

dw`

Aug 25 2007, 5:42 am

Hey guys i got my results bak and i PASSED so SONNES is pretty reliable in my case. thanks for u guy's comments

gi

Aug 24 2007, 12:47 pm

hey dw, I was in the military where they used the finest state of the art machines. Be clean for 48 hours and order Naturally klean from bodybuilding.com. it works..

Dude I passed

Aug 23 2007, 10:07 pm

If you need real help and dont know where to go, go to drugtestfriend.com these guys a for real . I have passed a hair and a saliva test with there stuff and they have one for hair too.

dw`

Aug 23 2007, 1:55 am

hey has anybody used SONNES#7 because i have a ua test tomorrow and really need to know if it works.the ua is for probation. I did yay about 4 days ago,I failed my first drug test when i used READY CLEAN.I have used OMNI clean and passsed successfuly but i used it for marijuana purposes. If i fail this time will i go to jail? Please help!

Captain Rob

Aug 22 2007, 11:22 pm

hey, i used to smoke pot pretty much all day everyday(due to the gravity bong, and florida's amazing and lowpriced bud). i quit smoking pot on june12,2007, and popped on a piss test that i took on july31,2007, i smoked again on aug 4th and 5th and i gotta take a drug test september 15th..wtf should i do? does the detox things from gnc really work? and for how long?

desperate

Aug 22 2007, 10:39 pm

I've been told by a friend to take someone else urine put it in a condom and tie it. for a man stick it to your junk for a women to stick it up in you put a tampon up there after cause that will keep it in you..It keeps it at your body temp once you get in the bathroom take the tampon out and the rubber should just fall out either untie it or poke a hole in it put it in the cup and there you go it worked for her alot of times.. Hope it helps someone...

flippyhippie

Aug 22 2007, 9:44 am

And just whenn
are we going to stand up and tell the government that we aren't going to play their game anymore.Stand up and vote for decriminalization of cannibus.Screw the bs people wake the fuck up.

P.S. moose

Aug 21 2007, 6:49 pm

most cleansers only have a 5 hour window where they are effective and you have to take it an hour or two before the test ...again good luck

to moose from delta9

Aug 21 2007, 6:45 pm

Never heard of it. Best thing to do is follow the package directions. The ones that I am fimiliar with all say that you shouldn't use the toxins that you are trying to flush at least 2 full days (48 hours) before you flush your system. To make sure that you are clean, you can go to the local pharmacy and purchase a home drug test kit for whatever type of drug you need to test for. A single panel one that just tests for THC is about $25.00 a five panel one tht tests for five different drugs cost about $35.00 it's been a couple of years since i had to buy one so the price might have went up slightly but whatever the price it's definetly worth it. good luck. TRUST NO ONE and QUESTION AUTHORITY

russfacekillah

Aug 21 2007, 6:26 pm

I applied for a government job and it looks like I'm going to get it, but what scares me is the fact that I've been smoking weed everyday for the past 5 years (my present employer doesn't do UA) and I'm afraid I won't pass. I've been researching various "techniques" on passing the test, but I'm not sure. Today makes 2 days since I stopped and if everything goes the way I plan, I should be taking my UA next week. Does anyone have any suggestions? I know the best way to pass is to STOP but right now, I don't have 14-90 days to wait until its COMPLETELY out my system. PLEASE HELP!!! Thanks!

moose

Aug 21 2007, 5:05 pm

Delta: thanks im going to order the synthetic urine but right now im kinda in a shitty spot. So do you or anyone else know instructions for the qcarbon clear 20 crap?

delta9isfine

Aug 21 2007, 4:55 pm

MOOSE: this might be getting to you a little late but anyway ,do not take a chance by using your own urine. Go to www.gonumber1.com this is not an additive or body cleanser. It is a urine substitute. it comes with a pouch of synthetic urine with a temperature strip, heating pads, and an elastic belt worn under you cloths to conceal everything. It is simple to use. They even offer overnight shipping. You can also try the whizzinator which comes with a prostetic penis in case the cops watch you pee. it is offered in different colors to match your skin tone and looks like the real thing. REMEMBER: THE DRUG WAR IS NOT A WAR ON DRUGS. IT IS A WAR ON PEOPLE THAT USE DRUGS. Something that we should be able to do in the privacy of our own homes when ever we please. QUESTION AUTHORITY AND TRUST NO ONE

delta9isfine

Aug 21 2007, 4:30 pm

hey, qweertybin, the statistics you site about people testing positive for drugs is an unreliable source of info. this is due to the fact that THC stays in your system for so long. i.e. if I am a weekend pot smoker and get in an accident on say, thursday, I'm not high but I'll still test positive even though its been 4 days since I smoked. This is due to the fact that there is no test availible which shows that you are currently "high", as there is with alcohol. Instead they test for THC metabolites which are stored in the fat cells and released into your urine while you sleep. Which is why you should never give them your first urine of the day...........as a matter of fact don't give them your urine at all, instead use a reliable product like number 1. Go to www.gonumber1.com for details. or the whizzinator. If you add anything to your urine there is the chance that it will come back adulterated or diluted and they will re-test you. Remember the government does not act in your best interest, only theirs. QUESTION AUTHORITY and TRUST NO ONE.

moose

Aug 21 2007, 4:26 pm

Hey i got a drug test tomorow at 10am in NYC. IM a daily smoker..i bought this drink qcarbo clear 20 from vitamin world. SHould i drink now or a few hours before the test? Any help is appreciated

delta9isfine

Aug 21 2007, 1:19 pm

All traces of marijuana are not erased from your system after 30 days. It just so happens that your brain produces canibinoids. That is why the cut off level to determine use is 50 nano grams. ( Over 50 and your a user, under 50 and it's just normal human production). Drug use does not cause people to commit crimes. A vast majority of people use drugs of one type or another. Most are not criminals or tested for drugs, it's just a matter of coincedence that criminals which are caught are tested for drugs and ultimately test positive. The best thing to use for a urine drug test is synthetic urine. High times has ads for a product called number 1 ,you can find it at www.gonumber1.com , i have used it 3 times for drug testing while on probation, passed each time! It uses the same type of synthetic urine that is used to calibrate the test equipment that your urine will be tested on. It only costs $50.00 , comes with enough for two tests, and has a shelf life of one year. Can be used by women or men. Also check out the Whizzinator.com site out if you are observed during the test,(it comes with a prostetic penis, looks like the real thing, just choose the skin tone that resembles yours. This one costs $150. but again it's better then losing your job or worse yet going to jail. REMEMBER: QUESTION AUTHORITY and TRUST NO ONE. The government does not have your back, they'll only stab you in it.

PASSED HAIR TEST -SEE HOW

Aug 17 2007, 4:08 pm

I passed the hair test & SMOKED EVERYDAY UNTIL TEST.

SEE THE PROCESS AT
http://www.hightimes.com/ht/legal/content.php?bid=513&aid=5&rnd=37#cmnt

this is another hightimes comment post site.

Sparkin'