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THE DRUG TEST

Future Shock -- New technologies target marijuana smokers (Grow America #3)

by Richard Cusick

Tue, May 04, 2004 11:55 am

more: the drug test

Story by Richard Cusick

Late at night, a small crew of gray-souled technicians quietly scatter throughout your workspace. With small chemical wands, they swab phone cradles, keyboards, faucets, and doorknobs, tag and bag the evidence, then head to the lab, where they test for trace amounts of a variety of drugs. Not surprisingly, marijuana is discovered in the test results.

While the presence of an illicit substance on a desktop proves nothing by itself, your company still uses the positive results as an excuse to institute a random drug-testing program. Though management has urine-tested employees for years, this new form of drug-screening will certainly be regarded by employees as more invasive.

It gets worse: Within weeks, a biometric eye scanner replaces the time clock. This machine not only fulfills the old timecard function, it hooks into state-of-art pupillometry software that indicates impairment in eight different drug categories, including depressants, stimulants, opiates, inhalants, and, of course, marijuana.

Employees who occupy the workspace where trace amounts of pot were first discovered will also be required to submit a two-inch hair sample for further analysis. A small lock of hair provides a window into a subject’s private life for the last three months. In the 21st century, eyes will tell if you’re stoned at work and hair will reveal if you’re getting high at home.

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Portland, Oregon

Jun 30 2009, 11:09 pm

I bought this Protox Detox drink and the pills that are supposed to make you pass a UA. Anybody ever tried it? I am only looking for someone that has tried it. Not one of the morons that I see posting on here and trying to bash smokers. Thanks

harkumb

Jun 21 2009, 1:31 am

passed my test with the yellow river fake pee at labcorp
and got my dream job.......kaachingggg!!!

OnlyMe

Jun 19 2009, 12:59 pm

I would like to thank people for their fast responces.... NOT.
Anyway, just to let peeps know, I passed the test and begin training in the near future.
Im not sure if it was due to either the dilution or the fact that I was getting a faint line before but hey, I passed and that is the main thing.
No more green for me.... Weed free fellow. Woot woot.

OnlyMe

Jun 17 2009, 6:03 am

I had a urine test yesterday. I substituted 30ml of clean urine from a close friend but was asked to fill the cup another 10 to 15ml which I was forced to do with my own.
I did a home test and got a very faint line that morning before the test.
Do you think mixing this urine would help dilute in order to get a better pass percentage.
I find out in 2 days!!!

the commenter

Jun 10 2009, 6:54 pm

Hey, I know of a foolproof way to pass a drug test.... Stop doing drugs!

It works every time... (:

hoprful

Jun 8 2009, 5:07 pm

i quit 10 dysago and do not retun to the doctoe for another 2 weeks, in the meantime i am using clear flush permaclan which is a 8 day regiment, wondering if anyone has used this with any luck, hoping that 21 days is enough, any other tings i can do over the next 2 weeksto hel the elimination process, by the way i am on pain meds and must test positive for thoe so substituted urine is not an option

Ms. P-Noid

Jun 2 2009, 8:56 pm

I have a piss test in two days. I stoped smoking last night. I was told they will make me piss with the door open. I usually substitute, but what the hell do I do now???

prodarian

May 25 2009, 10:13 pm

just wanted to say I beat the piss nazis using Quick Fix 5.7 fake piss. I had to take a post-accident test when some clown rearended me in the company truck. i didnt want to take chances with detox products so i got the fake piss. it was so easy to use and pulling it off was just as easy, for i was not watched. hell the nurse didnt even ask me to empty my pockets! I went in, poured the QF (temp was 98 on the spot) and gave it to the nurse. she did a computerized screen test, said it was negative and sent me on my way.
i highly recommend QF for ANY urine test.

bentinshape

May 12 2009, 5:07 pm

my, my, what drug-filled anger. you have it so bad its affecting your spelling obviously.

spinich

May 11 2009, 3:36 am

bentinshape your a fucking idiot, ome people get ranodom drug tests. and if your too scared to do drugs cause you dont wanna get caught than get the fuck off hightimesm where they advertise piss and detox for real potsmokers. and dope is crack you moron, bud is weed. learn your shit.

bentinshape

Apr 17 2009, 7:45 pm

this is something that has baffled me for years....if you know you have a drug test, or even know that a drug test is a remote possibility....why on earth would you do drugs?!!?!?!!? i just dont get it. whats the best way to pass a drug test? dont do drugs. its not brain surgery.

then again, i guess thats why they call it "dope" ...

money

Apr 16 2009, 9:27 pm

Hey I need some help bad I'm in the military and have a drug test tomorrow and I just bought some omni cleanser and need to on if
Works please help

kitten888

Apr 16 2009, 2:37 pm

all detox drinks are bogus. find some clean piss and use that instead. youll be glad you did in the end.

uhh

Apr 13 2009, 8:19 pm

why do you have to yell?

DON'T WANT TO FAIL

Apr 12 2009, 11:50 am

I GOT A DRUG TEST COMING UP IN TWO DAYS AND HAVE FAILED THE HOME TEST. I BROUGHT A BOTTLE OF MAX DTR- DOES THIS WORK? WILL IT BE DETECTED?

xbarrox

Apr 11 2009, 3:02 pm

i got a d/t on monday for a new job. here are the stats:

- daily smoker for 3 years. stopped about 6 weeks ago.
- 6'0 tall, 170 lbs, dont exercise much.
- normally drink gatorade to stay hydrated
- normally eat high-fiber foods
i already failed 2 firstchek home tests. one about 2 weeks ago, and the last one this past thursday, even after days of drinking cranberry juice and taking niacin supps.
im planning on getting my buddys wife to pee for me. she doesnt smoke or take any type of meds. i'm just looking for some tips on keeping the temp right. thanks for any help.

huh?

Apr 10 2009, 2:04 pm

wtf is vaw?

JOSEPHU

Apr 4 2009, 12:03 am

not trying to stir up ol' shit or anything ,but just had my buddy do the VAW (modified) and he passed with it, smoked the same day.

higher

Apr 2 2009, 11:35 am

just use the quickfix pee.
niacin, herbs and that other stuff doesnt work on thc.

spentum420

Apr 1 2009, 9:56 pm

my test is on the 5th. i last used about 3 weeks ago and twice a week before that. i like to clean out naturally by using herbs, ginsing, dandelion root, milk thistle, and niacin. do you think my plan would allow me to pass?

thoughts?

worried

Mar 31 2009, 7:58 pm

i took a drug test yesterday i passed it but they STILLLL sent it to the lab. i smoked 2 hits on Friday night. Am i gonna pass?>>

leeperon

Mar 31 2009, 12:09 am

i passed today! fake pee wins again!
i used quickfix 5.7
test was at labcorp. they didnt watch me or listened at the door. easy as hell..

fuck all those other bullshit methods you see on here. if you want that job, you better use fake pee.

lurking

Mar 27 2009, 7:09 pm

LOL! trolls. Gotta love 'em.

freevibed

Mar 27 2009, 11:15 am

It seems that if people would stop taking drugs, they wouldnt have to worry about scrambling to find cheating methods to pass a drug test.
And they wouldnt have to worry about getting taken in by online drug testing myths either!

Iluvweed

Mar 23 2009, 3:10 pm

hey jbud next time you feel the need to rip on someone else's education, punctuation or lack thereof, hit the spellchecker before you post. Better yet don't post at all, the only one your impressing is yourself. Jerk-off

worked

Mar 21 2009, 1:36 pm

for hair tests, wear a wig.
it worked 4 me :)

odjeioe27

Mar 13 2009, 12:18 am

Is it true that hair tests go back 90 days? I have a hair test coming up. My last smoke was on New Years Eve where I smoked about 3 large blunts. Had nothing since. So what you guys think are my chances of failing? Anything I should do to prepare? Thanks..

rasta franasta

Mar 11 2009, 12:09 pm

heres a trick that worked for me: pine-sol.
i got caught smokin with my homies and now im getting random tests. the tests i take are the kind that give instant results and i pee in private. i put a 1/4 capful of pine-sol in my pee cup and piss on top of it. i swish the cup a little before i hand it them. result was a solid line negative. the pine-sol destroys the thc on the spot. those stupid random tests dont stand a chance. LOL!

wonderjoints

Mar 11 2009, 11:41 am

yayyy!!

I start my job tomorrow, thanks to the Quick Fix 4.2...
Testing was done at Concentra and passed with flying colors.
If you want that dream job, screw those risky methods like pills, drinks, and spikes. Quick Fix is the S--T!

Time to phire up a phaddie and celebrate! :D

KBud

Mar 11 2009, 9:58 am

I agree. This blog is filled with retards that cant spell of use punctuation properly. Theres some here that are smart and knowledgeable, and make great contributions to the blog (they know who they are), but the others act like they never attended school.
To those people: Get a life, and an education, and stop giving recreational pot users a bad name.

to the last poster..

Mar 10 2009, 11:19 am

Learn how to use punctuation, tard..

cant4dit

Mar 5 2009, 9:00 pm

lots of water it will come back dilute take creatine monohydrate because when it shows diluted thet test creatine levels i know thi work nobshere is full of shit get a home test and try it know it all who knows nothing

nobshere

Mar 5 2009, 9:26 am

your story is bullshit. thc is not water soluble so you cannot flush thc out with water.
only time and execrising gets rid of thc. nothing else, period.

i hear yaaa

Feb 27 2009, 1:38 am

hey introuble ....

i smoked 2 days prior to my test for court and passed ,
by following a few of these steps ...

1 - abstinance - the longer u stay without
smoking the better chances u have of passing ...

2 - flush - drink plenty of fluids to flush out
your system , the more leaks u take b4 the test,
the better ...this would also include a trip
to a sauna or a simple hot shower ...

3 - mask - taking tylenols or sleep medicines on
the day of the exam in order to try to trick it ...

4 - dont piss straight into the cup wen u go c ur po,
piss into the urinal or toilet first and allow only
the last couple of drops in the cup , barely enuf
to fill it ...

i followed these simple rules and passed my random
exam 2 days later ... negative on everything ;)

introuble

Feb 24 2009, 9:53 pm

I am on probation and my po just told me that she is drug testing me on Monday the 2nd... 6 days away. I am broke and I smoked yesterday...any ideas of over the counter supplements that I can take?? Help please...

facts hurt

Feb 21 2009, 8:45 am

if you woulda done your homework and research, you would understand that niacin is a myth and will not make you pass the drug test.

nitastonerbabe

Feb 11 2009, 11:33 pm

EEK IM GOING CRAZY!!! I cant clean THC out of my body!! I failed another home test and thats after drinking cranberry juice and taking 500ng niacin. What can I do? I havent smoked in over a month but I still keep testing dirty. My test is next week. Should I buy a detox drink?

villos

Feb 8 2009, 7:45 am

mattbluntz, never tried the powdered stuff. i used premixed. its much more easier to use and better for random testing.

villos

Feb 8 2009, 7:42 am

pokey, why sneak in bleach when you could just sneak in a clean sample to sub?

villos

Feb 8 2009, 7:39 am

saliva tests are easy to pass. just stop using the day before and youre fine.

judy

Feb 7 2009, 1:33 pm

anybody here ever had to take a DT to get life insurance? what type of test they use, urine or saliva?

mattbluntz

Feb 2 2009, 7:55 pm

anybody used the powdered/dehydrated urine kits with success?

test is friday.

pokey mcsmott #420

Feb 2 2009, 12:32 pm

i have to take random home tests. i ve been smoking 5 times or more a week but have to cut down. my last smoke was last thursday. if i get popped with a home test lets say tomorrow, what can i do?
i was told these test kits are more advanced than the average walgreens test and can see through all blockers, so cranberry detox pills, drinks, pectin, etc would not be an option.
but i wonder if i could still use bleach?

zomptrip

Feb 2 2009, 12:02 pm

all youz guys shoulda known that detox drinks dont work.
next time be smart and use synthetic piss. it beats all drug tests even while you stoned.

420HUNNEY

Jan 18 2009, 1:17 pm

yea that shit totally didnt work! i even drank large amounts of water with it and it still didnt work. DO NOT buy puriclean it DOES NOTTTTTTTTT work! =(

ThelmaG

Jan 16 2009, 4:12 pm

The thing about detox drinks is that THEY DONT WORK! I failed 2 tests with the Omni drink. At first I thought I screwed up on the first test when I stopped for only 3 days, so I gave the Omni one more chance. On the second test I stopped smoking 7 days before and made sure I followed all directions to a tee. Still tested positive for THC with a count of 130.7 ng/ml
And Im not an everyday smoker. I weigh only 145lbs with not much bodyfat.

Bottom line is detox drinks are totally BS!

notus420

Jan 15 2009, 3:57 pm

detox drinks like omni are a total ripoff. the drink "works" because of the large amounts of water you have to drink with it.
the drink itself does nothing. the large water consumption serves to temporarily reduce the THC concentration in the bladder; just enough for the urine sample to register a negative on the quick screen.
those people wouldve passed anyway just on the water-loading alone without the bogus detox drink to go along with it.

its all about the water.

420HUNNEY

Jan 14 2009, 5:50 pm

hey so i have a drug test tomorrow i went to a health place kinda like GNC called BlackAcres Forest and they gave me the omni 16oz orange drink. Dude told me to drink it 2 hours b4 the test and just drink as much water as possible. just wondering HAS ANYONE TRIED THIS DRINK AND DID IT WORK FOR YOU? thankyou!!

stilltokynn

Jan 14 2009, 8:39 am

never heard of the magnum fake pee but i used quickfix 4.2 for my recent pre-emp d.t... it was sent to labcorp and passed with flying colors...
4.2 rocks!

veryhappy

Jan 13 2009, 6:18 pm

Yaayy. I start work tomorrow, thanx to Magnum synthetic piss!
I heated the bottle to 100F with the banded heatpad and crotched it. I was not searched at the clinic and I was alone in the bathroom when I gave the sample. The nurse accepted the temp at 96F and sent me on my way. It was too easy!

I would never use anything else again. The hell with drinks, additives, herbs, certoes, and all that junk that wont work half the time. Synthetic piss is the only way to pass.

BIG T

Jan 10 2009, 5:35 pm

yeah i just took a piss test with atn, has anyone ever used quick fix 4.2, and does it really work?

wrappedknot

Jan 10 2009, 1:06 pm

liebuster is right. I taken 2 random DOT tests since the summer. I was not watched nor did they make me strip on neither one. They did make me remove my coat and emptied my pockets though.

truckinfool420

Jan 9 2009, 12:34 pm

I agree. read the DOT rules themselves instead of rhetoric BS from some dork blog. the DOT rules still allow you to pee in private unless you got caught cheating.
now if you get caught cheating, they will make you drop your drawers, plus go inside the bathroom to directly watch you pee in the cup.

liebuster

Jan 9 2009, 12:20 pm

quit trying to scare people.
the stripping only applies to persons suspected of tampering.
go back and read the actual regulations from the DOT site and see for yourself.

Bong

Jan 7 2009, 8:27 pm

Here is a scary fact I found, while searching for ways to clean up for a random, that I'd like to share with other smokers. Titled "DOT Tightens Drug Testing Regulations; Loss of Privacy Attributed to Cheaters". Use this link to read about it: http://privacyblog.littler.com/2008/07/articles/drug-testing/dot-tightens-drug-testing-regulations-loss-of-privacy-attributed-to-cheaters/
bottom line is they are going to start stripping you before you go in to take a pee test. What's next? So much for privacy.

Alibudz

Jan 5 2009, 6:18 pm

Nevermind. I already had the test.
They tested for 10 other drugs with pot. Im a moderate smoker but stopped 2 weeks before the test. I used QCarbo the day of my test and STILL FAILED! :(

Alibudz

Dec 21 2008, 8:43 pm

Ill be taking a urine test for a job tomorrow at 11 am.
The type of test on the form says SAP 10-50 NIT. What does this mean?

dogman

Dec 20 2008, 2:53 pm

or better yet, just use dog piss....it works!..... i passed twice using the piss from my k-9 pal... he pisses in the den floor and i soak it up with a sponge....easy as shit!!

dog piss will very well be the next best thing when all the synthetic piss is no longer availble... i would never use no detox drinks or pills cuz that shit failed me before...

desertrat

Dec 19 2008, 10:36 pm

have a pre-employment drug test coming up and have not smoked in three weeks used a total body cleansing program and I'am a lite smoker one or two hits a couple of times a week I know that the number 1 wont fly because a freind did not pass with it any suggestions I did buy a bottle of qcarbo 32 but not sure if it will work

badnews4yall

Dec 17 2008, 2:58 pm

GO Number 1 synthetic and the whizzinator are history.

Puck Technologies got busted by the Feds and pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud drug tests. The Feds are moving to seize all of the companys assets and internet domain names.

Looks like youre stuck to using the quickfix urine.

proudpassedtoker

Dec 15 2008, 9:20 pm

FAKE PISS RULES!

with fake piss, you dont need to stop toking at all. when i used magnums fake piss, i went to the testing joint stoned and grinning. the temp was 96 and passed with flying colors...try that with your detox drink potion! better have a second job..LOL

yep

Dec 12 2008, 8:59 pm

i agree sheesh.
"passed them all"s post looks too much like spam. probably works for the company as their advertising bitch.

sheesh

Dec 12 2008, 8:50 pm

you sound too much like a spammer, pass. can you be a lil more creative than that?

koolcatstoner

Dec 12 2008, 8:43 pm

any of you thats been worrying about passing a saliva test, dont worry too much unless you smoked the same day of your test. i passed my random spit test today. my last smoke was the wake n bake the day before and didnt use any detox tricks any time. hope this helps. peace ;)

passed' 'em all!

Dec 9 2008, 11:56 am

The first time I heard about this stuff was from an Army recruiter. He said tha Omni Clean Caps had gotten all of "his people" through the MEPS drug tests. I used it and passed. Since then I have used it to pass 3 immunoassay tests. To hell with all of the fake piss and other stuff. Omni is the only stuff that actually works. Just wake up, take 4 pills and 48 ounces of water (or more) an forget about it. You will pass every time. No call-backs stating that the sample was too diluted.

kindnugs

Dec 3 2008, 9:41 am

Has anyone tried Number 1 synthetic with the whizzinator?

hands down

Nov 25 2008, 3:11 pm

the Quick Fix fake urine.....nuff said

sky44y

Nov 25 2008, 3:05 pm

whats the best product for random urine tests?

worked

Nov 17 2008, 5:56 pm

wear a wig.
it worked 4 me

ziljian

Nov 13 2008, 9:42 am

hair tests are the hardest to pass. i dont know of any product thats guarateed to work. detox shampoos used to work years ago, but theyre being detected now.

fishhub

Nov 11 2008, 1:08 pm

i have a hair test coming up for drug court. what ideas can you experts give me to pass?
and im not interested in suggestions to go to drugtestfriend.com or any of that; so if this is all what you want to suggest, then i suggest you keep your keyboard idle.

my $.02

Nov 6 2008, 8:25 pm

and what's really great is that honest people come here looking for advise on how to keep both their job and their hobby, and you have some ass tainting the info highway with false guidance, with the total expence falling on the reader...

stonedk1510

Nov 6 2008, 9:50 am

just for shits and grins, i checked out that site.
..and it is a fake, just like the watchdog said.

who are these idiots think theyre trying to fool? is there actually people in this world that is THAT stupid to buy into that b/s?

Hoping it worked!!!

Nov 4 2008, 8:25 am

Well, I didn't hear anything at all yesterday and I am sure they got the results by then. So, news to all....synthetic urine is the way to go when you are in a tight spot. Just be sure to follow the directions and make sure it's up to the right temp. I used P-sure. I was nervous because there wasn't alot of information out there about that product but it worked, it worked, it worked!!!

it's a comin'

Nov 3 2008, 8:37 pm

i have a clean sample from a friend and the test is coming within the month, just don't know when... anyone know where i need to store it so it doesn't spoil... i've seen it in here before, but can't find my answer.. freezer, fridge?? how long does it stay good for...

re: jinksed

Nov 3 2008, 5:25 pm

No jinksed. Nobody is going to sell ad space to a bogus site. Thats why these doushbags have to resort to blogs and message boards to get their bullshittery out.

jinksed

Nov 3 2008, 5:14 pm

people like "i passed" come on sites like this to advertise. because they are too cheap to buy ad space.

re: I Passed

Nov 3 2008, 5:05 pm

Yes, you ARE a fake! Your stories are fake and the site youre spamming for is a fake.

If you and your site is not fake, then I challenge you to name those three things that you get at the supermarket that supposedly allows you to pass the drug test. And I challenge you to let the readers in on your so-called "secret formula"

I fully expect you to not answer my above challenges. After all, doing so would run in conflict with your game plan - of trying to hawk your phony site just to take money from those who are not familiar with your antics.

Youre a plain bullshit artist who needs to find something else to do with your time instead of spamming fake sites (with fake stories and a horde of fake screen names to boot!)

Hoping it worked!!!

Nov 3 2008, 9:23 am

Okay, so here we go. I have been smoking almost every night for the last 6-8 months and after our business began failing I decided to go and look for a job. Well, I stopped smoking about 4 days before I put in applications. With the economy the way it is, I thought it would take a while to get a call on my resumes. However, I got a call almost immediately along with an interview then the job offer and then came the drug test, all within 72 hours of my application submission. So I was stressing majorly bad and wondered how on earth I was going to pass a drug test. I researched drinks and didn't trust the mixed reviews. Went to Walgreens got a home test kit to see if I could pass honestly. I couldn't. Went to the local head shop and talked to them, they advised that while they believed the drink would work they strongly suggested P-Sure, synthetic urine, assuring me that it would work as it is the same thing my local police and firefighters use when they get called up for a random drug test and they seem to pass. Knowing that the drug test location I chose is the same one that they use I went with P-Sure and followed the directions to the tee by hiding it in my crotch. I took the test on Friday, Halloween, and have not heard anything as of yet. I figure that if I haven't heard anything by the end of today....then no news will be GREAT news as I really need the job. So I will post later on and let you know. As it stands it seems as though when you are in a tight spot synthetic urine is the way to go as long as you follow the directions to the tee. And what warmer place to hide it than between the legs. There's no where cozier than that!!!

I PASSED

Oct 28 2008, 3:42 am

I'm not fake and nowhere else did I find this specific info after reading online for a few hours a day for 1 week. I smoked 3 days before my test and passed, so this shit; which is a remedy you use with 3 things you can get at the supermaket; really worked. I am NOT lying!

watchdog

Oct 27 2008, 8:06 pm

But of course.

"I Passed" is another fake alias used by the spammer for that fake site drugtestfriend.com

So tell us spammer, is hightimes the only site where you can post your spam since you and all of your other fake names have been banned from the other pot sites?

Your bullshit stories are not fooling anyone here. Stop your spamming and get a life, you pathetic loser!

anonymousanon

Oct 27 2008, 5:43 pm

What?!... You paid $30 for the same info on passing hair tests thats found online for free?

You must be one big dumbass...And dumbasses deserve to get ripped off by crooks that are only interested in taking your money...Bah!

I PASSED!

Oct 23 2008, 7:32 pm

I just passed a hair follicle test for a new job! I went to that www.hairtestfriend.com website. I paid $30 for the info on how to wash my hair to pass it and it actually fucking worked!!!!!!!!!!! I am in disbelief....and no i have no affiliation with the website

unknown 1

Oct 22 2008, 3:56 pm

Now Now every body i know how these things work u see im on 3 UA's a month but i have a remedy for my daily smokeing needs and yes i still smoke but i pass i use a combination of pills "DETOX PRODUCTS" called 4 day max out and that cosists of 3 pills evry 4 hours a day for 4 days and on top of that i use protox 10 day which i combine with the first 4 day kit i take 3 maxout and 10 protox evry day for about 7to 8 days strait than start over again now mind u this is quite costly but if your like me i love to smoke i spend about 600.00 amonth too keep me clean and just incase your weight dose matter with this stuff im about 245lbs u might not need as much but i know what i need its a whole trial and error thing but i just lucked out and got it right the first time

unknown 1

Oct 22 2008, 3:53 pm

Now Now every body i know how these things work u see im on 3 UA's a month but i have a remedy for my daily smokeing needs and yes i still smoke but i pass i use a combination of pills "DETOX PRODUCTS" called 4 day max out and that cosists of 3 pills evry 4 hours a day for 4 days and on top of that i use protox 10 day which i combine with the first 4 day kit i take 3 maxout and 10 protox evry day for about 7to 8 days strait than start over again now mind u this is quite costly but if your like i love to smoke

scooter

Oct 19 2008, 11:29 am

certo doesnt do anything to help pass a drug test. its a myth.

inquiring mind

Oct 12 2008, 11:15 am

people claim that certo passes piss tests. exactly what does it do to pass and how?

hey square....

Oct 10 2008, 4:54 pm

go make an ass out of yourself somewhere else. piss on you dickhead!

Square

Oct 8 2008, 11:07 am

You sure have a LOT to learn, Mr 19 year old.

Pot IS a drug whether you care to realize that or not. It changes human functions from a normal state into an altered state. It distorts time, perception and most importantly judgement. And without judgement, you might as well be dead. Your brain is dead so why not the rest of you?

Smokey McPOT

Oct 7 2008, 11:53 pm

Lmao...I'm only 19 year olds been smoking pot for 5 years and I have a good job actually...I work construction, yes I only work construction so i can get high everyday and not worry about it but still marijuana is not a fucking "drug" so get the fuck off your high horse I can go to the dr and get all the pills prescribed I want and get them out of my system in less than a week same with meth or crack or any real drugs....but of course not pot the only thing that doesn't physically harm your body...go and drink a couple 30 packs and throw your tv out in the front yard when ur favorite nascar driver loses u flamer

worried

Oct 6 2008, 11:33 pm

tak'n a d/t for a government job, purchased the magnum synthetic urine.. has anyone used this recently? any response' or feedback would be appreciated!

darvin08

Oct 3 2008, 9:16 am

Nate - I used Agent X before and it failed. Scroll down to my last post to know why...

nate26kt6

Oct 1 2008, 10:07 pm

i was wondering if anyone has ever tried dr. greens agent x and what would be your review. id appreciate it

what an idiot

Sep 28 2008, 8:24 am

wtf are you doing on a pot site?

you should be at freevibe.com with the rest of those idiots like you!

Square

Sep 25 2008, 8:23 pm

ALL of you are a bunch of losers.

All of you ever talk about and think about is getting high.

If you werent getting high in the first place, none of you would have to resort to quick fixes and other ways to cheat.

But all of you bums are too stupid and too smoked-out to realize this. None of you losers will ever have jobs.

weedmaster420

Sep 24 2008, 12:35 pm

I agree. Subbing with a clean sample or synthetic is the only foolproof way. And a fake dick is not needed when you wont be watched. And since your not using your own piss, you dont have to stop smoking or get taken by bogus detox remedys.

Truth To be Known:

Sep 24 2008, 9:46 am

a) cranberry pills do not rid the body of THC. theres no product of any kind that can get rid of THC. only time and exercise gets rid of THC.

b) water does not clean THC from the body. THC is not water soluable, its fat soluable. THC is stored in fat and released back in the bloodstream when fat is burned. drinking water serves only to dilute your urinestream enough to register a negative on the screen.

c)drinking water days before the test does nothing. it may give the kidneys and bladder a workout, but it has no effect on the rate in which THC is released into the bloodstream. once a person urinates all of the water out thats been taken in, the person will start testing positive for THC once again. drinking water is only effective on the day of test. the reason? see fact 'b'.

d)detox drinks and pills are bogus. people pass because of the water consumed with these products. see fact 'a' and 'b' for the reason why.

e) substitution is the only way to beat the urine test. and if the person is on probation, the best thing to do is stop using THC until probation is over.

thats right

Sep 24 2008, 9:17 am

youre right. they are a scam. i didnt see any products for sale. theyre trying to take peoples money.
what assholes.

JaE KnoxX

Sep 22 2008, 11:34 am

check the fly shit

i've been smoking nearly everyday of my life since i was 14..im 22 years old,about 180 lbs. 5 ft 9
athletic build and a very fast metabolism.
upon my initial interview for my new job i was informed that a drug test was required for employment..this was friday..that same day i bought 5 gallons of water and some Triple Strength Cranberry pills(usually for urinary health,they also contain Vitamin C which is an antioxidant of sorts) i took two pills twice a day for the weekend and drank approximately a gallon and a half of water a day up untill sunday(yesterday) took a home drug test sunday afternoon and passed it! fortunately, i'm the keg stand champion round these parts and can chug beer like nobody's business..so downing a gallon of water within 10-15 mins. was no problem...i pissed like a fucking racehorse every few minutes and my urine was obviously crystal clear.
OH and i had burned a few blunts at my boy's studio thursday night..crazy huh? so today is monday and the actual drug test is going down..i'm pretty confidant that i'm good to go..i jus popped a few B complex tablets so my piss doesnt look like Aquafina lol..so yea depending on ur size/metabolsm you might not have to get all shook up about a piss test..just dillute with water..PLENTY of water..im pretty sure the Cranberry helped....maybe..maybe not..maybe fuck yourself..i dunno but as far as my new job knows i'm clean as a whistle and beginning work this week...i wouldnt knock the detox pills/drinks cuz i have plenty of friends on probation who recommended them..i guess if ur overweight and lazy and do nothing but smoke..they may not be the best choice for you tho :-/ ultimately,unless you feel like wasting money on a fake dick and fake piss or you wanna dip your manhood in bleach(stupidest shit i ever heard) WATER is the way to go..and it may not take forever(took me three days to piss clean bitchesssss) the home test i bought was only for THC and it was $15..water was 89 cents a gallons..those cranberry pills were like 3 or 4 bucks..so now..what i saved on cleaning out my system i'm gonna spend on bud hahahahaaa peace!!!

SPAM/SCAM ALERT!

Sep 18 2008, 10:50 am

Hairy Muff = SPAM!

The same IDIOT that posts SPAM on every pot site on the web using the same cut & pasted post thats seen there. That same post was used when you spam'ed for drugtestfriend.com - another bogus site.

Your using different usernames and different scam sites doesnt fool anybody here. You need to find some wiser use of your time before your SPAM'ing of scam sites gets you into some serious trouble - DUMBASS!!

ohcrap

Sep 16 2008, 10:43 pm

I was a heavy smoker for 6 years (daily/several tokes a day/about an ounce a week). I stopped in June after I moved to another state and didn't know anyone here. I tested myself at home several times and finally came up clean after 5 weeks. I had not smoked in 3 months and finally met someone who did. I still didn't smoke because I was looking for a job, blah blah blah. I've been looking for a job for 2 months now with no luck so I decided to smoke (some really really good stuff) last Friday and Saturday (Sept. 5th and 6th) and had a great time. Then I get called for a job interview this week and drug test TOMORROW! I tested myself at home again and would technically be clean but the line is very faint. So now I'm worried. Any suggestions? Or do you think I'll be fine?

Hairy Muff

Sep 16 2008, 5:58 pm

I would first like to say I do not work for the company I am about to talk about. Here is what I was up agianst and here is what I did to to pass my urine and hair test. This is not spam and people should have access to good info. I have to take a piss test once a week for Intensive Probation. The first month your on they give you to clean out so I started testing methods for passing a lab urine drug test. I paid for those strip drinks out of head shops followed the instructions to a TEE and failed a home drug test I got from walgreens. I am still smoking every other day. I take the quick tabs and take a test at home and fail agian. Finally I found this website that sold me a formula of things I could buy in my local grocery store. Did what they said and passed a home drug test. I was skeptical about this smoked a bunch more pot and tried agian and It worked. I mailed in a specimen to a lab and It WORKED. I have been to my probation for 15 weeks now and I have passed all the test that have come back no red flags no mention of dilution suspected or anything. I had to take a Saliva test also for a job found out these guys have a formula for that to and bought it. I came out great no problems passed great. Now that I have the formula for passing these test I feel great. If you are serious about passing a Drug Test check out these sites and agian I do not work for these guy but am a tried and proven satisfied client. If your Job, Ass or Freedom is on the line check these guys out.

Urine test = http://www.urinetestsolutions.com
Hair test = http://www.hairtestingsolutions.com
Saliva test = http://www.salivatestsolutions.com

harry redknotts

Sep 16 2008, 1:55 pm

glad to hear you passed at Kroll Labs, hogie..

i bought my magnum kit last week... i have a d/t thursday and the sample will be sent to Kroll... i heard they are bigger arseholes than even the Quest nazis, but im ready for them now. >:D
thanks a whole bunch hogie....peaceout

to anon poster

Sep 16 2008, 1:38 pm

Why are you yelling?

anonymous

Sep 11 2008, 5:29 pm

LET ME TELL YOU HOW I PASSED!!!!...LOOK MAN IM ONLY 15 AND I DONT SMOKE NEARLY AS MUCH AS I USED TO BUT THE BEST THING I EVER DONE WAS GET MY FRIEND TO PISS IN A PERSCRIPTION PILL BOTTLE FOR ME RIGHT BEFORE I GOT TO THE CLINIC OR WHEN MY MOM GIVES ME A PISS TEST...THE CLINIC AND MY MOM CHEEKS MY POCKETTS...AND THAT SCARED ME BUT I WAS PREPARED I WAS NOT GOING TO STICK IT UP MY ASS SO I TAPE IT TO MY DICK AND IT DIDENT HURT AT ALL SO DONT WORRY IT WILL STAY REAL WARM!

shobshob

Sep 10 2008, 1:26 pm

I seen complaints about synthetics and oxident PCC on other message boards. PCC is probably a preservative to allow synthetics to keep a long shelf. After all, real human pee goes bad in a short time because it contains no PCC, am i right?

Time for those synthetic pee companies to rethink how to make synthetic pee. Looks like the labs caught up to it.

1coolmom

Sep 10 2008, 12:57 pm

Hello out there! I am wondering if anyone has any advice. I have a random drug test in about 5 hours...in the past i have always been able to pass them without any help, ya know just from drinking alot of fluids.I am a casual to moderate user,3 to 5 times a week,2 to 3 hits at a time. My problem now is...it was harley's 105 th last weekend....smoked a little more than usual:) anything i can do at home? some home remedy so to speak. Thanks

catears

Sep 8 2008, 2:27 pm

what is oxident PCC? this got me freaked out now because i was planning on using synthetic for my upcoming test.

darvin08

Sep 8 2008, 12:34 pm

I dont trust synthetic piss products. I took a test last month and used Dr Greens Agent X synthetic. The lab tested it POSITIVE for Oxidant/PCC and ruled it adulterated. I didnt get that job, but I took on another job offer and used clean piss from my friends kid. It passed with no problems at all :)

no opes

Sep 8 2008, 12:24 pm

try opiates.org or something.

this site is for pot talk only.....

Pee Pee Face

Sep 1 2008, 6:15 am

I took a piss test at my doctors office. I did not ad water or anything to it. The Doctor calls me up and tells me my piss was to cold and I added water to it. I was like I did not(and I didn't) So I go back the same day and take another one. He says the same thing. He then calls me 3 days later telling me I tested positive for opiates. I was like yes I know, I am on them, as I told you this. He then goes on to say I can not except you as a new patient. I was like what ever. He still gives me a referral to a pain clinic. I get to the pain clinic and they say your piss test at doctor retard is on here as ou tried to hide your results. I am like WTF I told this guy I was on opiates and what not. Now the pain clinic will not treat me t all. And this is on my record now. What can I do to nail this dumb DR. ? How can I get someone to check his machine to see if its not calibrated correctly? I would like to bring this punk doctor to court. Anyone know what I can do? Please help anyone.

yep

Aug 31 2008, 9:47 pm

i agree.
ya shoulda used quick fix

hoagie

Aug 31 2008, 10:15 am

sorry to hear you failed dude. but i read nothing but negative feedback on minuteman pee. you should have used the quickfix or magnum synthetic. i passed three seperate tests this year with the magnum synth. (one at labcorp, two at kroll labs)

greenroof

Aug 30 2008, 5:04 pm

Guyz and Galz...whatever you do STAY CLEAR OF MINUTEMAN SYNTHETIC URINE! IT WONT PASS!
I got the bad news yesterday from the MRO. She said the creatinine and specific gravity read zero and said there was no way the sample came from a human body. I personaly think the chemical heat activator ruined it. whatever reason it was, I am now out of a 55k job.
Of course I contacted the company that makes MM. They said that they no longer offer the product and to use the product at your own risk because no guarantee is in effect. Arrgh!

sunnygirl

Aug 30 2008, 11:15 am

Any advice?Should I wait till the 15 when an entire month has gone by after I took the test, or am I on the clear, since it's been 10 working days and the lab hasn't called me to tell me I was positive. Should I wait just to be sure or do you think I can toke it up? It's a government job and Im already working there started three days after I took the test, so I imagine they govt agency must have received the results by now, or the lab would have called me. do you think I can toke it yet or should I wait and be on the safe side...Im just dying to smoke

sunnygirl

Aug 30 2008, 9:02 am

Thanks, I think I'm okay too but I'm dying to smoke, I think I will wait exactly one month after I took the test, that is when the lab discards the sample, before smoking again. They don't retest at work unless they suspect something, and I just smoke ocassionally at night to chill out, I rather smoke a bit than drink or take pills, I hate drinking and I hate pills, smoking just really calms me down, and it's the only thing that works for me after a stressful day at work. I don;t understand why so many people are against it. I mean people that drink go to work with a hangover while smoking doesn't have that effect..

rita

Aug 29 2008, 8:00 pm

i think your in the clear. no news means good news in drug testing. you would have been notified by now if there was a problem with your sample.

carry on with your duties and dont discuss about the drug test to anyone.

sunnygirl

Aug 29 2008, 6:57 pm

I started working three days after I took the test, I just don't know if they received them right away, or if they recieved them later. I was hired before I took the test, and then took the test on Friday the 15th and started working on Monday the 18, I imagine they should have gotten the results by now, and the lab would have called by me if I was positive right? I mean it's been over ten days, right...

re Sunny

Aug 27 2008, 2:24 pm

Call the HR and ask for your date to start work. That should tell you if your results are in.
Never ask directly about the test results because it makes you bad. A clean person would never ask about the results. Theres nothing to hide or worry about.

yea right

Aug 27 2008, 11:40 am

maryjane - jello products will not make you pass a THC test. its a myth.

yea right

Aug 27 2008, 11:34 am

long time stoner - you passed because you were 45 days clean. the Q carbo had nothing to do with it. theres no such thing is a drink or pill that gets rid of THC from the body.

crush

Aug 27 2008, 11:25 am

piss on the drinks.
fake piss is the way to go.
i start work tommorrow ;)

sunnygirl

Aug 24 2008, 5:07 pm

So I took the urine drug test seven days ago, on Friday the 15th and the lab hasn't called me but the results havent arrived at my work, at least they haven't said anything to me on whether they received the results or not. Am I okay, would the lab have called by now if I tested positive. How long does it take for them to call you, and if you do test negative how long does it take for the lab to return the results to the employee. I took the test on Friday the 15 and began working the following Monday, and I haven't received a call from the lab and human resources hasn't told me if they received the test. So Im confused, am I on the clear, or could the lab take longer to call me?
Any advice??

relieved

Aug 21 2008, 1:13 am

Hey guys,
Wanted to post because I read this thread, along with many others before recently taking a hair test a week ago. I was very stressed due to a poor decision on July 4th of this year, (smoking about half a bowl) when I am not a regular user/knew that at some point later in the summer that I would be tested. Little did I know that it would be a hair test. I freaked the hell out..I heard all of the stories about an inch and a half of hair, 90 days plus on detection time/how there are molecules that are embedded into each strand of hair..etc..etc.
So, I did the first thing that most people do..tried to rationalize. I was like, well, it was only 3-4 hits..and I'm not a regular user..so how much THC was really absorbed by my blood in the first place? And..the stuff I smoked wasnt the most potent so..lets see. But at the end of the day, none of that really gave me a whole lot of peace of mind.
So, I tried to be as proactive as I could, and researched a bit and put my hopes on Toxin Wash. Of all the stuff I saw, it had the best reviews. I did everything they said, straight down to the dishwashing detergen/baking soda prewash and the good, extensive 4 1oz washes after. I got the results back this week and I am happy to say that I passed.
Now, some of you might pass this off as a guy that practically never uses that might not have tested above the cutoff anyway. Or, someone that works for the company..cause on the internet theres always that doubt. I'm here to tell you that I have no interest in the product..and I got pretty baked that night (which will happen when you dont smoke a lot).
I truly believe that the stuff did decrease whatever was in the hair strands down to a trace level..and it was the best $80 I ever spent. What I would say is this..for people that use on the regular..I don't know that there is much out there for you. Everybody says that the stuff stays in your system much longer when you use consistently. But, for people out there who are like me..that screwed up once and dont want that to be the difference between being hired or not..get yourself some toxin wash and follow the directions. It does work, and I am truly blessed to be moving forward. I don't honestly know that I'll ever smoke again (funny to say on this website)..but I figured there might be some people like me..up late, stressing, wondering if their is a way to pass a hair test when you made a mistake. Best of luck to everyone either way.

long time stoner

Aug 19 2008, 12:12 am

Hey everyone,
Just wanted to drop a note about QCARBO32.. I have smoked for years, almost 20, all day everyday..I recently quit and was at day 45. I got a great job but I had to take a drug test.. I took the whole bottle of STRIP nc.. then took a home test, it was positive. I bought one more bottle, but this time tried the Q CARBO 32. I drank it about 715am the next day, drank alot of water and peed alot.. I went to the Medical facility at about 930am same day, took the piss test, I was so stressed and worried. 2 weeks later I got the call from my new employer that everything was fine, the test came back negative, yippeeee and I got the job!!!
I'm at day 60 and doing well.. The job is great!
yeah baby!!!

shroper

Aug 16 2008, 7:01 pm

it should be realized that those drinks and other tricks will backfire on you soon. especially when it goes thru the right type of test. the gc/mc test is so advanced and accurate that it picks up everything! heck, it can probably even tell what a person had for breakfast! more and more employers are using the gc tests because they are so accurate and precise. employers are making sure to not have a bunch of burned out zombies working for them.
the best thing is to stop using drugs. with the gc/mc test being used everywhere, relying on cheating methods will only spell doom for you!

sunnygirl

Aug 15 2008, 9:53 pm

I just took a piss test for a government job, I was clean for 10 ten days, took a the zamb detox pills, and tested negative at home, I also took Q-Carbo an hour before the test, I need to know if the Q-Carbo can be detected, I took creatin supplements as well, but I'm scared all this can be detected cause my piss was like neon yellow, due to all the b-2 vitamins I took and the Q-Carbo, can the lab detect that I took Q-Carbo and the zamb detox pills, even if I tested negative at home

troy

Aug 15 2008, 3:47 pm

have a piss test on monday it is now friday havent smoked in about 5 and a half weeks do i have much to worry about, have been excercising and sitting in a sauna lots in these past weeks but am still really nervous been a daily smoker for about 10 yrs, and in pretty good shape i also have a strip nc drink should i drink that before i test. please let me know lots at stake here

maryjane

Aug 11 2008, 10:43 am

i have heard drinking jello works to pass a drug test. Is that true? I have to go take one for a job this week. Does anyone know of anything around the house I can use to pass? I have used bleach before and it worked, i just dont want to have to do that again. Hopefully someone can help! Thanks. PeAcE

nodda

Aug 5 2008, 10:38 pm

ive seen too many failures with strip gel.
use clean piss instead

Eric

Aug 3 2008, 4:29 pm

I have a test on wendsday mourning for a job and i am a heavy user. MY last use was wendsday so it will have been a week. I have so far ran 12 miles since then and have sweated a great deal. I took a cheap home test today and failed it. I bought STRIP NC SOFTGEL. Does anyone know if this will work?

dog urine

Jul 29 2008, 6:01 pm

looking for a job but may have to take a piss test.
i dont want no detox drinks or herbal remedys because they failed me before. i smoke too much to use any diluting tricks.
i would sub but everybody in my family burns and so do our friends.
my cuzin has a dog, a j.r. terrier. would the dog piss work?

DrMcNasty

Jul 28 2008, 11:04 pm

Ok now maybe this will help some people out. I was a daily smoker for 37 years and have tried most of the carbo drinks on the market. I have had success and failures using the same products including vales, strip, etc. I have gone in for a " quick 5" and been sent off for a GC because of a suspect sample. I would not rely on any of these drinks unless it was a last ditch desperate attempt. For the past 5 years i have been subject to a rediculous amount of random testing from the NRC and made up my mind about that time that there are two answers. Synthetics and abstinance. Clean urine is a close third but you can't just keep a bottle of it in your pocket just in case. I order my synthetic in large quantities and keep a bottle in my pocket at all times. You can buy the spare heaters for next to nothing and compared to losing a six figure job it's a small price to pay. Keep in mind it is only July and at this point in the year I have probably been subject to at least 20 randoms this year, or fitness for duty as they call them. I was clean and knew it for at least half of them but the other half I owe to quick fix. Just remember to hold the bottle upright when you release the pressure so you don't get that tell tale bubbling noise coming from the bottle just in case someone is listening. Good luck everyone.

no way

Jul 26 2008, 7:47 pm

DTR is detectable. I failed a u/a when the lab said I tried to use a coverup. DONT USE IT!!

worked

Jul 24 2008, 7:48 pm

for hair tests, wear a wig.
it worked 4 me :)

Bluntz

Jul 22 2008, 3:13 pm

Not all drinks fail! I will say I didn't have alot of success with Strip but I seemed to have lucked out on something called DTR. I buy it in my local shop. I've used it 3 times so far and have come back clean.

ape

Jul 16 2008, 2:01 pm

i have a drug test on friday, and its wednesday.. i smoked a one-ee earlier and i smoked a blunt yesterday! ahhh! i need this job, and just found out about the piss test like an hour ago... please help! what can i do? does a ton of water and cranberry juice and exercise work? i hope so! please let me know!!! thanks!

Sarahtoka

Jul 12 2008, 8:01 am

I'll be working for a major banking firm and will be required to take a hair test. I stopped smoking 4 weeks ago but I hear from many people that hair tests are more advanced and detects THC use for 90 days or more.
With that being the case, is there anything I can do to ensure passing? I want this job.

Thanks in advance

Marty Korvan

Jun 29 2008, 6:49 pm

I totally agree. Those detox potions are a sham. THC is fat-soluable, not liquid-soluable so therefore NO liquid product can clean THC from the body. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that. Detox potions are another example of some scumbag exploiting unsuspecting victims in this ridiculous 'war on drugs', by taking their money.

Oh and many of these potion peddlers offer a money-back guarantee, from 200% to even 500%. Sounds good, right? Until you try to apply for a refund when the goop fails to work. People have tried to get their money back, only to be told that "marijuana is illegal" or "our products are not for lawfully administered drug tests".

Its all a scam. Dont buy into it!

gilbert

Jun 29 2008, 10:36 am

detox products dont work.
i used the omni cleanser drink for one d/t and stat flush for another.
i tested straight up positive for t.h.c on both tests.
i now use the fake pee by magnum. now i pass all of my d/t's and smoke in peace.
stay away from detox products. they do nothing.

oh well

Jun 29 2008, 7:53 am

ya shoulda use the quickfix fake piss!

evabless

Jun 26 2008, 10:25 am

Drinks are a rip off. I had a test to take for a really good job and just got the call that i failed my test. I'm so f-ing pissed of i could just go to the damn store and demand my money back. I really needed that job, i'm hoping that they'll just bypass it. who knows. Don't waste your money on "strip" waste of time believe me. I bought two bottles of that stuff. $50 out of my pocket now i can't even celebrate. so pissed. and after the rest of my weed is done i officially quit. Yeah it'll be hard as hell but i'm sick and tired of not being able to get a job because of weed it's not worth it.

hockey_mom79

Jun 24 2008, 1:27 am

I NEED A LIL HELP HERE... NO QUICK FIX WILL HELP ME BECAUSE THE HAIR WAS ALREADY TAKEN!!! I AM WORRIED HOWEVER BECAUSE 4 PEOPLE WHO HIRED IN WITH ME HAVE BEEN DRUG OUT BY SECURITY! WHAT I AM TRYING TO FIND OUT IS HOW FAR BACK THE HAIR STRAND TEST GOES BACK. I SMOKED OVER 6 MOS AGO AND HAVE NOT TOUCHED IT SINCE. DO I HAVE A CHANCE???? I HAVE BEEN TOLD ALL DIFF BY EVERYONE! I DONT WANT TO LOSE SUCH A GOOD PAYING JOB! PLEASE HELP!!

forget it

Jun 14 2008, 11:27 am

drinks and pills are a ripoff. they work for some but not for others. when they do work, its because of the water consumed with them. those people wouldve passed just on the water consumption alone without those so-called magic drinks and pills to go with it.

Party Girl

Jun 9 2008, 3:32 pm

All you need to do is buy a drink or pills and use them the day of the test. I use DTR. I buy it at the head shop by my house and it's worked every time even when I smoked the day before.

stephanie

Jun 1 2008, 3:00 pm

i gotta piss test in about a week and smoked for the first time in over a month what do i do

melissa

May 31 2008, 9:06 am

have a drug test within 3 hrs. what do i do?

nifter

May 18 2008, 3:40 pm

pickle juice wont work. i failed a cheap home test with it.

nick

May 15 2008, 4:05 pm

help i have a piss test in 2 weeks tops for the army is there something i can start takeing now to pass. i cant do the drink before the test ill be staying over night. i already have been drinking hella water and tea. i herd pickle juice works so i drank a lot of that

DRB21

Apr 25 2008, 3:53 pm

I have looked all over the net, and this is the only place with any kind of comment about the omni cleansing drink. Used just recently, and have yet to get back results. Was looking for some reassurance on the product. But there site gives know reviews. At least one person has used it with success. Still worried though

CattyGirl

Apr 23 2008, 10:21 pm

Omni bottled drink works like a charm. Daily smoker for 20 years, didn't smoke 9 days once i found out i had the test to take, got the grape Omni then took the pee test and got the job! Dont know where you are kitten who asked but most head shops and vitamin shops carry it, at least they do in my town!

Blonde

Apr 22 2008, 5:14 pm

I live in Georgia and have bought TRI MAx DTR from them for over a year and have never had a problem. I smoke generally 4 to 5 times a week.

HOpe that helps.

HELP

Apr 18 2008, 8:46 pm

took and at home test and it was neg.i had been taking creatine supp. a few days leading up to my test which was today...my pee was clear!! could i still pass?!?! i need this job!

skeered_kitten

Apr 13 2008, 4:38 pm

I have a urinalysis sometime this coming week and am a 2-4 hit per day smoker. I have been told so many things to drink, take, etc. Should I just start drinking the shit out of some water? I am so afraid to get caught using the fake urine. P.S. The test is at Lab Corp. Can anyone please give me some advice!!!

James

Apr 13 2008, 12:36 pm

People who use cannabis are losing their rite to work, earn money, and are being forced into poverty. I have lost my last job because my employer found that I had a marijuana charge on my record (a misdemenor). It was five years ago, and the only crime on my record. I was let go from work because of it. I worked there for 4 months and did a good job. I am never high on the clock. Since then I have given up smoking marijuana for a month to pass a drug test for new work. I still failed my piss test. I tried using expensive piss test passers and that didn't work. Marijuana is not like cocaine, meth, or the other things that are "drugs." It is VERY different and should not be catagorized with illegal narcotics. What an American does after work, in private should be nobody's business. Expecially if it has no effect on an individuals work performance. I feel that drug testing for marijuana has violated my privacy. My family and I are experiencing financial stress because of marijuana testing. Some people, like me, should smoke marijuana. I have a serious mood related mental problem, tention, anxiety, and digestion problems. Doctors think I might be post tramatic distress or bipolar or depression (sometimes). They give me all sorts of pills but no cannabis. They hand these medications out to me like candy. Zoloft, Pacsill, wellbutrein, tegretol, and more. They might help some people, but they don't do anything for me. The only thing that works for me is smoking cannabis. I can't put a price on my mental health. If it's war on drugs, Then its war on me because I smoke cannabis. I'm smoking right now. I'll smoke marijuana untill I die or get locked up in jail again. I pray every day for change. I wish people would unite and rise againced the prohibition of marijuana.

drookinsloe27

Apr 12 2008, 9:44 am

question to the testing gurus..

i have a drug test coming up and im sure its a 5 panel saliva test. i stopped using after finishing off the oscar tuesday. how do you pass these tests? is there anything i should do to study?
thanks in advance.
peace

suck my dick

Apr 11 2008, 11:00 pm

dude, you even put a 1-800 number on there. how wouldnt this be spam? dumbass

sheesh!

Apr 8 2008, 11:14 pm

its still SPAM!!! idiot

toker

Apr 8 2008, 8:20 pm

Annon,

I don't work for the company!

All I did was let people know where they could go and have products that work. Sorry, I thought the idea is to help people.

its SPAM!!

Apr 8 2008, 3:58 pm

anyway u slice it, its still free advertising.
otherwise, you would brag about your success without mentioning a commercial website.

free advertising = SPAM!!!

dont be such a cheapskate. buy an ad.

toker

Apr 8 2008, 3:37 pm

My previous comment was not spam anon! All I was trying to do is let pople know that I've had success with these products.

anon

Apr 7 2008, 3:48 pm

tokers post smells like

SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the mythbuster

Apr 7 2008, 3:43 pm

herbal remedies are a myth. you passed because of the fliuds that you had to drink with them. the herbals themselves have nothing to do with thc metabolites. therefore, you would have passed anyway just on the fluid intake alone.
the herbal remedies are a complete waste of money, time, and effort.

toker

Apr 7 2008, 1:08 pm

Just wanted to let everyone know I weigh about 250 and am 6 ft 3 in. I smoke everyday or almost everyday and get tested onften. I found a website called discreet herbal.com and I buy the drink and sometimes the capsiles as well and I have passed everytime.

Smokey McNuggs

Apr 1 2008, 2:10 pm

You very likely will have a urine test because hair testing is still uncommon due to its high cost. Hair testing is done primarily on casino workers, bank workers and other occupations which involve handling large sums of money. Because of the hair tests high level of sophistication (hence the high cost) they are virtually impossible to fool. People who've shaven their head and body were often forced to give fingernail samplings, or were treated as a "refusal to test".

For employmemt-related urine tests, the synthetic will be fine but the fake dong will not be necessary. employment UAs are not observed unless theres cause, so theres no need for an artificial delivery apparatus of any kind.

big day tomorrow

Mar 31 2008, 10:32 pm

i have a drug test for work, is the typical test urine or hair??? It's something I need to pass!!! If I shave all my hair off...do you think they will be suspicious? I am almost all the way bald anyhow. If it's urine...I have the fake dong with stnthetic urine and temp control...should I wear it too work all day and wait to get picked??? That would be real uncomfortable. And I hope it doesn't drip. 8-( Any info would be great, I don't know how the test procedures work????

jaydog

Mar 27 2008, 8:56 am

purified brand does NOT! work i quit for 8 days!!! still came up positive. garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S2

Mar 25 2008, 6:25 pm

...Sorry if this sounds sarcastic, but this is a classic case of "I got enough money to buy weed but not buy synthetic urine".
And as far as your doggy question is concerned, I hear that BULL piss is easier to collect...

tigerclaw08

Mar 19 2008, 6:52 pm

the strip nc is bogus. i once failed a shitty home test with it so i know it wont work on the lab tests.

now i only use the synthetic piss. i use it 3 times for the lab test and tested negative on all. get the temp right and your home free. no need to stop smoking nor taking chances with bogus drinks and your own dirty piss. ..8-)

what to do

Mar 18 2008, 10:23 pm

Been smokin for years, but tapered down over past months. Job changing and found out i will need a pre employment ua.Smoked less than half quarter in april couple hits here and there in march none for 5 days test in 2 to 7. I am very atheletic take vitamins always bought Strip nc pills and 1oz bottle not sure about synthetic . Drinking h20 and juice constantly. Think i should pee or reconsider synthetics. Any advice. When should i take the strip.

synthetic rocks

Mar 16 2008, 6:09 pm

i passed with magnum synthetic pee.
stuff is already mixed and has a built-in thermometer temp was 96 when i gave it to the tech.
my local novelty shop stocks alot of them and costs less than the quickfix pee.
all you need is to get the temp right and you are golden

Cancer cure is the thc

Mar 13 2008, 1:10 pm

www.phoenixtears.ca

watch Run From The Cure
The treuth about THC the cure fom cancer with proof the Gov are serpressing the cure for the money.

quit stressing!!

Mar 12 2008, 7:03 pm

This is the end-all of people stressing on piss tests!! Number 1 rule...Never give anyone your piss....ever! If you are a felon on probation or in the military, you will be watched...this is not for you! Mainstream free society is not observed during a urinalysis collection. That includes D.O.T. piss tests. If you are watched and you are not military or not on probation, your rights have just been violated in the worst way. The gov. knows this and will not go there. Stop writing things like "i am so worried I failed!" Why the hell would you ever give your piss without testing it first? There are a multitude of websites that sell thc test strips and you should always have them on hand to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Everytime you piss in a cup, you piss on all of us that smoke responsibly and become a pawn in the government game of "we want your money". It is very simple...If the government was so concerned about catching drug users, they would raise the temp. requirement to 94 degrees minimum...not 90-100. All piss tests would be observed...(yeah, right!) Use synthetic piss or a friends. If you don't trust the synthetic piss, use a thc strip to test it. Quick fix 4.0 is undetectable and used to calibrate urinalysis machines. This is a govt. game aimed at stealing money from employers and employees as well. It is all about money, nothing less and nothing more. It is govt. intimidation aimed at financial gain. The money spent by companies to drug test is salary or hourly you won't see to offset the cost. The govt. steals from us all in their "quest" to catch drug users. Stop using certo, flushing agents, masking agents. Just don't ever give them your piss. If you go to a piss test, unsure of your outcome, and not test yourself first, and stress about it given the awesome products available today, then you are an idiot and you deserve to stress.

dmoney

Mar 11 2008, 9:39 pm

ok so i smoke every day alot a day and did today but now stopping. i have a piss test friday or satuday i dont kno for sure. is there any clenser that will put me in the clear? if not will Test-Pure platinum work as long as i take within 5 hours? help needed please asap

nova cain

Mar 11 2008, 8:42 pm

i concur with ludwig.

the money spent on those 2 bottles of omni could been better spent on a bottle of syntho piss. see if you can sell those omni bottles to some sucker on the street and use the dough to buy the syntho piss.

Ludwig

Mar 11 2008, 8:36 pm

Detox drinks are hit/miss. It may work one day but not the next. The best thing is to stop taking chances with anthing involving your own dirty piss and use a clean sample or synthetic.

TBo

Mar 11 2008, 2:51 pm

I have been given another chance to do the ua. Could I have drank too much water or did I not wait long enough for the product to work. The Omni has worked for me in the past. Give me some ideas please and all I have is 2 more bottles of it and water.??

TBo

Mar 11 2008, 1:07 pm

I used 2 omni 16 oz bottles and urinated until an at home drug test said clear. went to take the test and THC still showed possitive. Whats up? What did I do wrong?

D

Mar 10 2008, 6:54 pm

Whats up with Swab tests i have one in 2 days or i go to jail im not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel any ideas i'll prolly be locked up by the time any one reads this damn

Hi assmonkey

Mar 10 2008, 12:41 am

I'm back again you tardmeister!!!!

Beachdude

Mar 9 2008, 9:29 am

Kayleeg, Ive taken one of those before. I used my buddys kids pee to pass it. They test for 10 kinds of drugs and the NIT means they test for additives and diluting. Never tried the Ultrapure fake pee but looks promising.

kayleeg420

Mar 8 2008, 7:17 am

My urine test is Monday. I got my test referral with a code SAP 10-50/NIT/GC/MS. What do these mean? I also have a bottle of fake urine from UltraPure. Would it work on this type of test when I have it at the right temp?......TIA

bye bye, troll

Mar 6 2008, 9:57 pm

jeez dude, how many times you change your user ID? you get off on posting to yourself using different names?
are you that hungry for attention? were you neglected as a child?

GET A LIFE....AND LEAVE!!!

henry

Mar 6 2008, 9:32 pm

Thanks for the insight.Now go back to Mayberry......

qwertybin

Mar 6 2008, 8:44 pm

The most foolproof way to pass drug tests is to DONT DO DRUGS! Drug tests are in place for a reason: to ensure the health and safety for all. Drugs kill. They destroy families, friendships, and minds. They stifle ambition. And they account for billions of dollars in lost productivity. Drug abuse is a legitimate concern. People who live clean correct lives should not be crowded in by a bunch of burned out and jacked up zombies who cannot control themselves.

Drugs are illegal and drug tests are here to stay whether you like it or not. So stop trying to cheat the system and get your acts together. SAY NO TO DRUGS!

Have a nice day. :)

lebowski

Mar 5 2008, 8:58 pm

Thanks square head. Spelled loser not looser.........:(

Square

Mar 5 2008, 8:13 pm

All of you here are a bunch of loosers.

All you do is get high and talk about getting high. What kind of life is that?

Who do you think youre kidding? None of you morons will ever have jobs.

Time to throw away the straws, papers, and pipes, get a haircut and get a life! You loosers can thank me later.

lebowski

Mar 4 2008, 10:32 pm

rerererererere LOL

lebowski

Mar 4 2008, 10:31 pm

Hey rerere I'll just quit for 90 days then pass the hair test.Let me see you do that you little spyder monkey POT WEASEL

re re re

Mar 4 2008, 6:54 pm

just goes to show how really stupid these powder wussies are.
you should drop the 's' in your username - IDIOT.
if you can summon up even a smidgen of literacy, go back and re-read what i said. you'll find that i said "if you did coke MORE THAN ONCE then your hooked.

what an idiot

idiots

Mar 4 2008, 4:49 pm

whoever said if u do coke once and ur hooked is a retard...ive done it like 20 times and havent touched it in years and have no desire to do it ever again.....sooo ur little retarded thory went out the window

bleah

Mar 4 2008, 12:41 am

Dave's not here man

blah

Mar 4 2008, 12:15 am

bleah it's your bwother BLAH and your other bwother BLAH What's up ?

lebowski

Mar 4 2008, 12:09 am

That's the article said new technologies target weed smokers.........LOL.....I know one thing I can pass a piss test with out ANY problems.I will find a way around the hair follicle too

bleah

Mar 3 2008, 7:23 pm

thats probably the best thing going for hair tests of today. shampoos and other old tricks no longer work. these modern hair tests are designed to catch cokeheads like leb...

oh, dont think about shaving the entire body and use the swimmer excuse. most labs treat that as a refusal to test.

working

Mar 3 2008, 6:44 pm

R U seriouse dude

worked

Mar 3 2008, 5:27 pm

wear a wig
it worked 4 me

lebowski

Mar 2 2008, 1:04 pm

One of those clowns was fired for stealing a $3 bag of oil-dry.Anyway back to the hair thing , any help?

lebowski

Mar 2 2008, 12:29 pm

LOL Again you don't even know me. 12 yrs, & still recreational I've quit for 6 months at time,let me see YOU do that.Addiction is personality not the drug . Don't judge others until you have looked in the mirror. What's going on at work is personal experiance not something I read somewhere.

re, re

Mar 2 2008, 8:47 am

and theres no such thing as a recreational coke user. if you did coke more than once then your hooked. nuff said.

re

Mar 2 2008, 8:37 am

its been established that most on-job thefts are linked to coke/crack useage.

lebowski

Mar 2 2008, 2:43 am

Another IGNORANT judgmental post from another assmonkey.Now let me tell you a true story , I am trying to better myself.I'm not a crackhead or cokemonster /recreational use only . Unlike some of the guys where I work now.Two of the potheads are known as cheech & chong you know the kind, always smelling like weed smokin' on break,in the bathroom or where ever & when ever they can,making an already dangerous work place worse by constantly comiting unsafe acts.This brought the heat down in our workplace.The company wanted to start random drug testing but thanks to the UNION,myself being the chairman put an end to that with backing from my staff rep.He talked to the two idiots , but it didn't last ,they no longer work there because of their retarded antics .You should make sure you kow what or who your talking about before you lump somebody into a catagory or stereotype....TARD........I'm here looking for help because of jackasses like them in the workforce.

bleah

Feb 29 2008, 5:55 pm

society has a far better chance of getting beat, robbed and shot to death by a coke/crackhead hell bent on getting his/her geek in order than all of the bullshit you just spewed.
cokeheads ruined it for all of us cannabis users. the doom they inflicted on society in the 80s is why the government allowed drug testing. they also caused smoking paraphanelia to be banned for sale in my city. the mayor now considers bongs and hookas to be associated to crack use instead of pot, thanks to you stupid geek monsters!

lebowski

Feb 29 2008, 2:43 pm

You have a better chance of getting killed driving your car,snowboarding,waterskiing,bicycling,jogging,drowning,J- walking,falling off of a ladder,sliping in the shower or choking on a hash brownie ! LOL ........Live Free or Die!

pd

Feb 28 2008, 8:42 pm

i have not smoked pot for over a month, but my ride to and from work smokes daily. i cover my face while he puffs, am i still at danger to test positive in the future?

jj

Feb 28 2008, 7:10 pm

people that do blow are tards. they dont realize it can kill them.

hot smoker wife

Feb 28 2008, 12:36 pm

Does anyone know how the saliva test works? It states that is can test 1hr to 14hrs for use. So if I smoked an hour ago or 12 hours ago, either way it is going to show positive, right??

lebowski

Feb 28 2008, 9:56 am

pot talk.........sorry your an asshole. This an open forum where people discuss their problems & issues with drug testing . I have read many posts & responses about many substances being discussed.Just because YOUR drug of choice is weed doesn't limit this forum to marijuana drug testing.....think you might just be a little narrow minded.........The name of the article is THE DRUG TEST not POT TEST. Later....DOPEY

Veryblessed

Feb 27 2008, 11:55 pm

Stop smoking that stuff if your job gives random screenings or if you're applying for a new job. I was stressing after I took the test because if you read comments about the qCarbo 32 some people pass their urine test others didn't. I was very blessed to pass my test.

Veryblessed

Feb 27 2008, 11:49 pm

Qcarbo 32 helped me past my urine test which I took 3 weeks ago to get a new job. Before I took it I had stop smoking for 24 days to be exact. During the 24 day smoke free period I took Qpretox pills until it was the day of my test. By the time I had to take my test I took 100 pills of the Qpretox. 3 hours b4 my test I drank the Qcarbo 32 and a 1 gallon of water. This procedure worked for me. Remember everyone body wieght is different. I'm 5'10 and weigh 165 pounds. My advice to people who smoke is stop smoking that stuff if you know that your job give random screening or you're applying for a new job

pot talk only

Feb 27 2008, 10:24 pm

sorry...we only talk pot here.

try cocaine.com

lebowski

Feb 27 2008, 10:19 am

Has anybody passed a psychmedics hair folicle test for cocaine ?

hadherway

Feb 25 2008, 11:11 pm

I need to pass a drug test to keep my job... If I don't pass then I guess it is on to another path for me. Be the change you want to see in the world around you.

uh huh

Feb 25 2008, 7:31 pm

yes it will

miss nv

Feb 25 2008, 2:00 am

i only smoke once probaby every minth and my las time smoking was about 3 weeks ago and tommorow i got a urine test will it come out dirty...

unknown

Feb 24 2008, 4:25 pm

i have a pea test tomorrow, will Formula 420 body clean advanced rapid cleanser work for my test? I have drank one bottle yesterday and i might drink another bottle tomorrow and iv'e drank a lot of water!

....

Feb 24 2008, 8:27 am

she'll be free in a year. dont worry

mary

Feb 23 2008, 11:08 pm

i lost my 17 year old daughter to social services because i smoke pot

bad news

Feb 22 2008, 11:39 pm

hair testing is virtually impossible to beat since the cutoff limit had been lowered to .1 ng...because of the change, many detox companies have withdrawn their guarantees on their shampoos or taken them off the market altogether.

bp

Feb 22 2008, 1:53 pm

i'm an afro-amer. bald where will they take the hair sample from and can i use the shampoos in that area like under my arms or my private area without any skin irratations

bp

Feb 22 2008, 1:43 pm

getting ready for a hair sample drug test how can I beat it or is their a way to beat it?

jlwilder

Feb 21 2008, 10:21 pm

Sorry, but youve been scammed. Theres nothing that cleans THC from the blood.
Most blood tests check for diseases rather than drug use. THC is only detectable in the blood for 72 hrs. And blood drug tests are EXPENSIVE. Thats why urine is tested for drugs instead of blood.

jeez

Feb 21 2008, 8:12 pm

how many usernames do you have dude? and which name do you prefer to be addressed when your insurance test question gets answered? (*rolleyes*)

never mind.. theres nothing that beats blood tests.

Help meeeee!

Feb 21 2008, 7:32 pm

So, i have to take this blood test for life insurance in two weeks, and they're most likely going to test for drugs as well. i dont smoke TOO often (mid-heavy on weekend), but i've been smoking heavily for the past week.

i bought omni cleansing liquid, the purified brand, and i was wondering if anyone knows that it FOR SURE works on blood tests? and how long does it take for it to work/how long does it work for? it doesnt say so on the box.

please respond! thanks!

ahhhh

Feb 21 2008, 7:27 pm

So i have to take this BLOOD test for life insurance in about 2 weeks, and theyre most likely taking a drug test with that as well. if i use the "omni cleansing liquid-extra strength" (the one with the 1oz. bottle of fluid), will i be safe for a blood test? how long do i have to take it before the test?

help me please!!

Feb 21 2008, 1:00 pm

I'd like some advice:

I have to go for a hair test for a great job sometime w/in a few weeks. In the past 90 days I've smoked only 2 or 3 times, and never more than 10-ish hits.

I don't want to spend so much money on all those hair test products since those sites seem a bit shady.

Is there anything I can do? Since I don't smoke much might I pass w/out doing anything?

Also, lots of sites say that otc meds can give false positives: is this only in urine tests or might otc meds make me fail a hair test?

Please help!

ohhhshit

Feb 20 2008, 9:17 pm

i bought this absolute de-tox carbo drink for my piss test it says to avoid weed 48 hrs before my test but i just smoked will i still pass?

WTF high times!

Feb 18 2008, 8:11 pm

it would be nice if high times would edit some of the BS off this forum. many differ'nt products will work if used correctly. ask the folks at ur local head shop what they recomend. they want u 2 come back so there info is pretty good. just b careful how u ask the Q's because there products are not ment 2 b used unlawful. allways rember dont roll the dice 2 much or u will eventually crap out...

no way

Feb 17 2008, 5:20 pm

yeah man. opiates are bad news anyway. they lead to terrible addiction and death.

wrong turn dude

Feb 17 2008, 11:33 am

of course everything here is for 'POt'.... this is a POT site for POT talk only... duh!

try 'opiates.org' or something....

JoJo

Feb 17 2008, 1:26 am

Everythings for POt. What about opiates?? Does anyone know if these detox products work better if you have white or gray hair? What about short VS long hair. I did a lot of research, and have found several products that open the hair cuticle so the cortex is exposed. Why wouldnt these products help to cleanse the hair of drugs? Paul Mitchell 3, Nexxus Aloe Rid. Apple Vinegar, Even permanent hair dye, lemon, Excelsoir Mud Millennia Shampoo Has anyone tried a combination of these things with sucess. Any info would be appreciated.
Thanks

question

Feb 16 2008, 2:29 pm

did you take the home test using the first pee in the morning?

vogue

Feb 15 2008, 6:27 am

Oh by the way, I female & weigh 138 lbs and am 5'1 tall if that matters at all.

vogue

Feb 15 2008, 5:30 am

Ok, I tested negative on home drug test for pot, will I also test negative on D.O.T. drug test? I've been on a GNC Total Body Cleanser for 4 days and I haven't smoked pot for 2 weeks now.

(con't)

Feb 14 2008, 6:09 pm

also, drinking fluids and adding chemicals to the urine sample will cause it to come back diluted and adulterated.

and the answer to that...

Feb 14 2008, 6:06 pm

pot is detected by using a 5 panel assay screen and gc/ms for confirmation on all d.o.t. tests.

vogue

Feb 14 2008, 12:05 am

Is pot detected using omni softget on a d.o.t. drug test and does it cause your urine to be diluted or audulterated?

and the answer is....

Feb 12 2008, 8:57 pm

yes, weed is detectable on d.o.t. tests.

askin

Feb 12 2008, 4:16 pm

my boyfriend had to take a pis test today and he took the drink Omni along with the pills they give you does anyone know if this works. He also drank lots of water. Will they be able to detect weed with a DOT drug screen

petergunz

Feb 12 2008, 2:44 am

I gotta drop a mouthswab for the po in the mourn. I have been doing this twice a mounth for the last two years and still smoking. I have been passing but i dont know if it is from the expensive drink a take or because of the short time that saliva tests back. i got 17 hours till the moment of truth and dont want to waste money on this drink

truth to be known

Feb 11 2008, 6:30 pm

- drugtestingfriend.com is a bogus site - they have NO products to sell. they only exist to steal money. steer clear...
- certo is an old web myth. it has no effect on passing drug tests. its the gallons of water that you drank with the certo that makes you pass. as billiejan earlier stated, ITS ALL ABOUT THE WATER. you would pass anyway just on the water alone without the nasty certo to go with it.

to the loser..

Feb 11 2008, 6:20 pm

your site is a scam, smoke lover.. take your lame SPAM and go suck a nut with it! and after you get done, go get a job you fucking loser!

Smoke Lover

Feb 11 2008, 5:22 pm

I got confused by all the info here on the site I needed to know what was good and what was bad info. I saw good post and bad post about a site called drugtestfriend.com so I decided to try the site out there site. I gave them a call and was refered to there forensic guy they gave me his cell number. I spoke with him he was very good at helping me with my questions and helping me feel at ease. I bought there product and program for urine testing and this is what I got for $29.95 I got there product and program and personnel counsler to call between 8 am and 10 pm any time 7 days a week I also recieved a confirmation number and anytime in the next 3 years I can call in for any type of drug test they have programs for hair testing blood test and saliva also not just for urine. Well I passed my test no problem and highly recomend there services they have a full turn key operation going on there. I highly support these guys and recommend them to all. Toke up and get a friend

florida boi

Feb 10 2008, 11:36 pm

Need to pass..the answer to your question...carbs basically provide fuel when working out. to adequately burn fat it is basic math...more calories burned,than more taken in.cutting carbs to lose weight(atkins diet) starts using your extra fat storage instead off carbs to fuel your body.

florida boi

Feb 10 2008, 11:18 pm

I get drug tested monthly...I have researched all kinds of ways to pass a drug test,not a urinalysis(there is a big difference)Certo works great let me know if you need any directions to help pass.

nig nugz

Feb 10 2008, 7:40 pm

yo wuddup, ima get drug tested in like a week and a half and i blazed like a joint and like a a bowl a few days ago, wat do i do other than drink water and sweat, or use bullshit cleanser things

mm_scared

Feb 10 2008, 1:58 pm

Hi there, I am freaking out. I have just gotten a wonderful job and been told that I need to take a drug test sometime on Tuesday (before starting the job). I am not a real pot smoker, the last time I smoked was about 2 1/2 almost 3 weeks ago by the time Tuesday rolls around. I had maybe 4 hits off a pipe and that was it. Worrying about passing, I purchased Strip 32 oz. fruit punch cleansing drink extra strength and as an added precaution I purchased the Strip one cleansing softgel, I also purchased a a diatary supplement which has B12, Niacin, etc. I've also been drinking 132 oz. of water since yesterday 2/9. I'm so confused by all the postings and all the mixed messages about water and detox cleansers, etc. I simply want to pass and am scared to death. I regret so much even smoking it since I'm not even a avid smoker to begin with. This could ruin my great once in a lifetime offer and I can't afford that to happen. Can anyone please tell me how to pass and what to do so that I don't over do it with too much water, etc. simply trying to pass I don't want to raise red flags either. I did look at N2's post recipe and that confused me more and I'm wondering if I should go by that formula or simply drink the punch and take the pill. Again, I just need to pass, otherwise my life is over! I'm on my way to purchase a drug test to see if I even test for it, but at this point I've drank so much water it might be a futile effort. I am a female, 195 and am not active so to speak. Please advise. Thank you sooooo much.

what an idiot...

Feb 10 2008, 9:12 am

uberstoner, telling people to drink bleach IS retarded.

are you too stupid to realize that bleach is toxic and can kill, if ingested?

its dumbasses like you that its the reason pot will stay illegal. your kind gives recreational pot users a bad name.

use the fix

Feb 10 2008, 8:54 am

just use the quick fix synthetic piss and all of your thc troubles will be over.

need to pass

Feb 10 2008, 12:09 am

can someone who actually knows some biology answer this please, no idiots who read it from some other guys blog or whatever, i only want an informed answer or dont waste my own or anyone else's time please....my question is: since thc is stored in fat and released when the fat is burned, is tensive exercise without eating carbohydrates effective at reducing your body stores of thc since the body utilizes fat for energy in the absence of carbs? could you reduce your body stores for a few days then do the water dilution method?

smokeydokey

Feb 9 2008, 10:54 pm

Thanks for everyone's input. Guess I'll just see how it goes. I've been drinking a ton of water and cranberry juice, taking cranberry pills, niacin and I have the "magic pill".....hope I pass!! I'll just drink a ton or water the night before the test and the day of. I know exactly when and what time it will happen. Guess I'll let you know how it goes. My husband has used the pill in the past and it's worked for him. I'm definitely a heavy smoker and if I knew there was a fucking test for this job, I would have taken the other offer!

It's bullshit that someone who is as qualified as I am for a position be required to take a fucking drug test. It's just weed....it's not like I'm cooking meth in my house and a complete drug addict. I've been smoking since I was 16 and have always had a good job and have always been successful. BULLSHIT!!

uberstoner303

Feb 9 2008, 9:35 pm

Passing a UA is uber easy if ur not retared bout it. ive been smoking for 4 years. If you go out and start sweating it gets out of your system. Drink water until its clear drink a cap(only a cap) full of bleach. also drink a bunch of coffee and if u dont pass idk what to tell u i was on Probation for 9 months and stoned every day.

thanks

Feb 9 2008, 8:34 am

thanks for your input

lamborghini742

Feb 9 2008, 8:04 am

Fuck all the ways of passing a drug test...Our government wants us to conform to every little fucking demand they have when smokin here and there has never once hurt any of my friends or myself. If every one that smoked just got together in one place on a certain day like 4-20 of any year in the future and started a march for our right to smoke and did it right where we didn't harm anyone or didn't threaten any other laws just used our freedom of speech as our weapon of choice to fight the political members of our government to make them have to legalize marijuana. If we all just hung out and smoked and didn't leave for as long as it took for them to pass a new law on the shit then they would lose so much more money then to just have it legalized and i believe they've already started by legalizing it in a few states and a few cities. You wouldn't even have to be a smoker to help just people who believe that if alcohol can kill hundreds of thousands of people every year and be perfectly legal at home and in bars if your over the age of 21 the why can't marijuana be the same way. Fuck the people that say its a gateway drug i've smoked for the past 3 or 4 years and never done any other drugs besides it. I fucking hate that i can't smoke now b/c of my p.o. but if it were legal i wouldn't have a fuckin worry in the world!

billiejan

Feb 8 2008, 6:33 pm

contrary to popular urban legend, niacin has no effect on passing drug tests. people wrongly credit niacin for testing negative when the real hero was the water they drank down after taking the niacin. its all about the water.
drinking water is only effective on the day of test. drinking water days before your test is of no help.
detox drinks are hit & miss. it may work for one person while not working for another because each persons body chemistry is different. sure the headshop operator will claim that "people pass all the time" with the product. like any business, the headshop is into making a buck and will say anything to gain a customer.
follow N2's dilution recipe which is found on the marijuana.com urine test forum. it has worked great for me.

smokeydokey

Feb 8 2008, 12:13 am

So....I've been taking two 500 mg a day Niacin plus drinking about eight bottles of water and have finished 32 FL OZ of cranberry juice in two days. I have until next Thursday. I also have the Omni cleansing softgel that the head shop said people use all the time and it works. I've read most of the thread but I don't know if anyone's actually passed using the one time pill. The Niacin makes me feel like shit but I sweat my ass off. 28 year old female about 5'6" 145 lbs. I smoke daily no chronic....I'm in Missouri. Just commercial brick shit. Any suggestions? I'm freaking out. I've got the job, start Thursday and have to take a piss test Thursday afternoon.....Any help would be greatly appreciated.

re

Feb 6 2008, 9:11 pm

probation tests are supervised closely so sub piss is out. azos do absolutely nothing for thc.

skbvlkabslklashfkh

Feb 6 2008, 1:58 am

i forgot to mention my u.a. is tom.

skbvlkabslklashfkh

Feb 6 2008, 1:57 am

i stop smoking 3 weeks ago and drank a lot of water and alch. plus took azo's. i used to smoke nugs everyday. am i fucked?or should i just use a clean buddies piss. i'm just not sure if the p.o. officer can look at my dick. im about 170 lbs.

Smarter

Feb 4 2008, 6:25 pm

heres a better idea, retarded: KEEP smoking pot and bring in a clean substituted sample or even synthetic urine.
10 years and running - still a perfect score.

Not Retarted

Feb 4 2008, 12:36 am

Here's an Idea....DONT SMOKE POT for a few months before you take a pee test, you fucking Idiots!

king2345

Feb 3 2008, 11:00 pm

some 1 tell me if sure-jel and cranberry will work 4 me to pass a drug screen-pain killers o.c.

forget it

Feb 1 2008, 11:26 pm

all those cleansing drinks are a sham! the water that you chase down with the drink is what makes you pass. wow! you would pass anyway on the water alone without the drink.
theyre a complete ripoff.

jason

Feb 1 2008, 5:06 pm

i smoke everyday and have to take a test in 3 days... i got omni triple strength, does anyone know about this product?

lovethegreen

Jan 31 2008, 10:11 pm

listen people, stop worrying. if you want something that works... i can almost promise that this will... purified brands instant acting body cleanser. seriously i smoked 35 hours before my drug test and i passed!

samraider

Jan 31 2008, 7:02 pm

i have to take a piss test in a week. I smoke that cali chronic everyday. at least an eighth a day. Does anyone know if what I can do to get that out my system?

dd

Jan 29 2008, 4:55 pm

stop smoking 24 hrs before the saliva test and you be fine.

unbalanced

Jan 28 2008, 11:47 pm

I came to this site to inquire about passing a saliva test without taking any cleanses. Now if there is anyone who can tell me something please let me know.

madness

Jan 27 2008, 8:26 am

Azo's is crap.

It made my piss turn bright orange. The piss nazis at the clinic accused me of putting something in my piss. I told them theyre nuts; thats how it came out of my body. They said wanted me to piss again while they watched. I told them to f%#k themselves and walked out. I dont need a job THAT bad!!

Point is dont use Azo's.

invicta

Jan 26 2008, 9:25 am

water can make you test negative, but its not a permanent cleanser.
it will not flush out thc from your fat cells, but it dilutes your urine/thc metabolite ratio thats present in your bladder so you can test negative. this action is only temporary. once your bladder gets emptied, fresh thc-concentrated urine will take its place as a result of fat being burned.

it must be noted that water-loading is most effective for light recreational smokers. daily smokers simply have too much thc metabolites in their system for them to dilute without over-diluting, which gets the sample rejected by the lab tech and triggering a retest.

spoggy

Jan 26 2008, 6:56 am

so i'm confused man. if i drink a "shit ton of water" i can pass my u.a.? and if i do this method will the thc stay out of my system for say 90 days.... if not do you know any other methods.... thanks for the comment.

azo = myth

Jan 25 2008, 10:38 pm

azos are a myth and do nothing for thc in the body.... people pass because of the "shit ton of water" they drank with the azo... the water diluted the urinestream just enough for the sample to register below the screens cutoff range; thus a pass...
these people would have passed anyway just on the water, without the azo's to go with it...

its all about the water.

spoggy

Jan 25 2008, 2:24 pm

i was wondering if any one new about using azo's to pass ua's. i was told to take 2 a day for 4 days plus a shit ton of water. the next 3 days i'm supposed to drink water without the azo's so they are flushed from my system so the ua isn't deluted. any knowledge on this matter would be appreciated.

ResinBallz

Jan 25 2008, 1:38 pm

responding to a dumbass like Im doing now!

Damn, maybe you should slow down a little bit dude. how bout some common sense!

sheesh!

Jan 24 2008, 9:33 pm

if your question has been answered in some other forum, then what are you doing here?

mighty intelligent folk they got dar in dem parts. you betcha

ResinBallz

Jan 24 2008, 8:44 am

Im not obsessed with cannaclear, and I know this forum is about drug testing, Im just trying to find the shit, and what better place to find something related to marijuana than around a bunch of fellow smokers? Why be so confrontational? I didnt mean to imply it was "googles" on line store i meant it directed me to "cannaclears" on line store, anyways somebody at 1 of the other forums answered my question ( and it seemed they were glad to help)and it can only be bought online, thanks for being so helpful and hopefully youll get the same treatment next time you need help.

flowergirl

Jan 23 2008, 5:53 pm

need2pass- ive used listerine mint breath strips to pass my spit test. the flavour of the strips shouldnt matter though.

anon

Jan 23 2008, 5:10 pm

google doesnt have an "online store" as you put it. if you searched properly you would discover a list of vendors that would either carry it or feature a store locator for your area to where you could walk in and pluck down the cash.

why are you so obsessively interested in cannaclear? it does nothing for drug tests and drug testing is what this forum is about.

collegeathlete

Jan 23 2008, 2:27 pm

Does QCarbo32 work? i get randomly drug tested in college

need 2 pass saliva

Jan 23 2008, 4:02 am

i need to pass a saliva test,aint smoked in bout a week.im 6'1 210 any ideas.

ResinBallz

Jan 22 2008, 9:45 pm

Because everything on Google points to their on line store, i just want to go in a store and pay cash.

guest

Jan 22 2008, 7:38 pm

why not just do a google search?

ResinBallz

Jan 22 2008, 6:31 pm

ok, Im checking with each forum on this site, I need to know where I can go buy cannaclear, I read about someone using it, but cant get a response as to where they got it, I know you can find it online, but I need to know if its available instores anywhere, If ANYONE knows where to get it please let me know!

cheebakitty

Jan 22 2008, 4:48 pm

I stopped smoking two days because I ran out. Good thing because I got hit with a random saliva test at work today. In fact everyone at work got hit. They made me stick a swab in my cheek gum and tested the swab there. The tech said I was negative and sent me back to work.

Keep in mind that I am normally a regular smoker and I didnt use any kind of remedy to fool the test. It was a straight-thru pass.

Maybe there is some doubt about the "30-day" rule
(??)

not 2 good newz

Jan 21 2008, 4:55 pm

most court-ordered tests have a person watching the donor urinate, making all sample substitutions out as a viable option.

Someone Help Me Girl!

Jan 21 2008, 1:20 pm

Gotta take a po piss test next week too scared to take any of that gnc shit. Stop smokin 4 a week whats the best way to hide fake piss in a girl? And do any girls know if they watch you or what the deal is. Thanks.

tyrone2200

Jan 18 2008, 5:33 pm

detox cleansers are garbage. i took the strip nc 7 day detox, followed all directions to the tee and still tested dirty on the home thc test. i had to cancel the test appointment that was scheduled next day.
save your money..detox cleansers WILL NOT WORK!!

NOWORNEVER

Jan 16 2008, 11:43 pm

i quit smokin for a month then i smoked for three days i havent smoked in 24 hrs...i have a drug test tomorrow. i bought purified brand instant acting complete body cleanser...will it work? any suggestions on what to do? *I HAVE TO PASS*

busted

Jan 15 2008, 4:39 pm

making the monthly rounds again on all the pot sites today with the spam, eh? now its with the drugtesting friend.com clone site drugtestingsolutions.com - a scam site as well.

you must be one big idiot with no constructive skills to land a real career. thats why all you do with your miserable time is cross-posting spam on every pot site every month. what a loser!

Hairy Situation

Jan 15 2008, 3:07 pm

If in real need I used this site called hairtestingsolutions.com and passed with no problem they give you the products the formula and a counselor . Just for 28.95. I love these guys they back up there product. They also have one for saliva salivatestsolutions.com and one for urine urinetestsolutions.com . I am a satisfied client of the Hair program they sell if they are as good with it as the others then they have you covered

lil

Jan 14 2008, 9:28 pm

just use the quickfix pee

TEX

Jan 13 2008, 3:24 pm

Yea, fuck certo. I've decided 2 fill up 2 2 oz bottles wit clean piss. Keep it warm on the way 2 the place, and keep the bottles under my arms to stay warm.....I gotta do what I gotta do....ill let yall no how it goes.....pray 4 me...

anon

Jan 13 2008, 10:23 am

certo is an ancient web myth.
its funny theres still idiots who think it passes drug tests.

greenbug08

Jan 12 2008, 9:41 am

certo is bogus. I was denied a chance at my dream job when I used certo and still tested positive for THC. dont use it!

Tex

Jan 12 2008, 8:48 am

I have smoked some dank last night and the night b4. B4 that it has been a week since I smoked. I have a drug test in approx 48 hrs. What do I do? A friend told me about the Certo and I have heard about the quick tabs. What works. I'm a pretty big guy. 6'5 225lbs. I heard of just water and excersie. I'm not a heavy smoker but I need this Job!? I BEG 4 SUM1'S HELP!!!!!!!!!

innocent jess

Jan 11 2008, 8:28 pm

come on...

worked

Jan 11 2008, 8:25 pm

wear a wig.
it worked 4 me.

innocent jess

Jan 11 2008, 4:49 pm

smoked a handful of time in the past 6 mths. Going for a hair test for job. Long hair, female so I can't shave my head. Is there ANYTHING I CAN DO? Please help. Has anyone passed a hair test before???? hairtestfriend.com please dont respond

houston

Jan 11 2008, 3:21 pm

I NEED HELP PLEASE!!!???? I SMOKED SOME CALI CANNIBUS CLUB KUSH AND HAVE A TEST FOR A JOB IN 2 DAYS!!!!WTF DO I DO? MY HOMIE SAID THE GELETAIN SHIT WORKED FOR HIM....BUT IM NOT FEELIN THAT SHIT....WILL THE QUICK TABS WORK? AND WATER AND WORKING OUT?....IMA STUDENT AND NEED THIS JOB...

too bad

Jan 11 2008, 6:24 am

people like oldhead always get frustrated and hurt when their stories get debunked in such a thorough and intelligent manner. BOO-HOO! have some cheese to go with the whinw and sour grapes (*FFFTTT!*).

no whining

Jan 10 2008, 9:14 pm

to oldhead:
yea, ive read the box. nothing more than bogus info used as a sales pitch to swoon and lure the real idiots like you.. and its obviously working.
thats okay. you can go on and be taken by bogus sales pitches as a means of exercising your right to be an idiot.........or......
do your research and learn the facts like the "smartasses" and the "knowitalls" did, instead of squirming from the sidelines when someone knows a little more that you do. education is a wonderful thing and jealousy is such a bad thing.

and right now it looks like youre the real idiot here.

oldhead

Jan 10 2008, 1:31 pm

regarding "re-oldhead"----sonney's does cleanse the kidneys smartass--read the box it tells you how it works. Man, there's always a know it all that is trying to prove people wrong, just to show how "smart" they are. All we are trying to do is help people who are looking for ways to piss clean, if it didn't work, we wouldn't be posting it, idiot!

oldhead

Jan 10 2008, 1:25 pm

passed another piss test with sonney's 7 and water. No doubt the water is the biggest factor, but ever since i've started using sonney's 7 i've passed every test (more than 40 over the past 3 1/2 years) these are DOT tests. Good luck everybody

Fourtwooh

Jan 9 2008, 8:49 pm

i drank water the whole time and pissed 4 times before my test, my piss what clear all 4 times...i know the certo might not help but it was worth a shot, im hoping it comes back dilited again, buys me more time to detox. Im also 5'4 110lbs
think ill pass?

Fourtwooh

Jan 9 2008, 8:18 pm

I am on probation and had what was said to be my last drug test a month ago, well it came back as diluted and ive been smoking everyday since. I smoked monday morning and later that day i found out i had to drop that wednesday. I started to detox around 5 on monday drinking cranberry and pickle juice taking niocin, eating oranges(vitamin C)and vegtables and no fatty food. I did this up to wednesday and 1 hour before i dropped i took certo, pissed once, then took my test, my urine was clear in color but im not sure if im going to pass, if i fail i get 2 weeks in juive having already dropped dirty twice. what are the chances i dropped clean so i can not worry so much?

Shai

Jan 8 2008, 2:27 pm

I HAVE TO TAKE A DRUG TEST FOR MY P.O. TODAY AND IM WORRIED BECAUSE IVE SMOKED SOME POT. I BOUGHT THIS STUFF CALLED OMNI. ITS ONLY ONE PILL; UR SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT AND UR ALL GOOD FOR FOUR HOURS. ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS PRODUCT? LET ME KNOW A.S.A.P

try this

Jan 6 2008, 9:17 pm

pastsmoker: i just took a drug test a few days ago and used purified brands instant acting body cleanser... they make two different sizes of it. a smaller bottle for those under 200 pounds, and a bigger bottle for anyone that weighs more than that. i don't have my results from the test yet... but all i've heard is good things about that brand. it was pretty easy to take, chug the bottle, then drink a shit load of water, pee a few times and your urine should be clean for up to 8 hours. it acts instantly, within the first 10-15 minutes and strips the toxins from your body apparently. i'll let you know how my test turned out.

pastsmoker

Jan 6 2008, 4:37 pm

I need help ppl. I have been a smoker all my life and recently had to quit bc of probation. I luv the stuff and think it should be legalized but unfortunately I was caught before that could happen. Anyway, I quit since November 6 and slipped up and smoked on December 24, Christmas Eve. I think my probation officer will drug test me on January 16 when I report to him. I know it will still be in my system bc I weigh 300 pounds and need to know the best detox formula since I am so big! Plzz HELP!

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 11:23 am

Just one more thing - it's actually Quick Tabs Emergency Detox. It sells for about $20.00 and it really works. This is for all my internet toker friends - the cheapest i've seen it was at mothernature.com for less than $10.00. I almost lost visitation with my beautiful 2 grandbabies because the "other grandmother" informed DHR that I smoked. I found out at 5pm that I had to be tested - at 6PM I was at the health food store downing this stuff with water - took the test at 7pm and passed. I do smoke DAILY -It's an awesome product. I hope it helps anyone else who believes in thier right to toke.

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 9:06 am

Whoever wrote that is an asshole (using the name I did)
Yes - I have been a faithful smoker of weed since I was to young to smoke it and am now a 42 yr old female. I love it and try to get involved with what I can to have it leagalized. (BTW Vote for Ron Paul) he supports legalization!! The quicktabs worked for me - and I smoke daily. Now - what have YOU done? Jerk.

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 8:34 am

BTW my post is bullshit - I don't really smoke. I'm just trying to make people fail tests. They shouldn't use drugs anyway!

420forever

Jan 6 2008, 12:25 am

Anyone out there who needs to pass a random (urine) drug test - I have found the answer. The best part is most health foods stores carry it now so you don't have to get it on the internet although you can. It's called "quicktabs". You take the packet of pills (all natural) with water as instructed. It works within an hour - up to five hours. AWESOME!! I passed and had smoked the night before! I couldn't believe it - amazing product!!!!

shit

Jan 4 2008, 5:45 pm

hey, so i had to take a piss test today and used the puriclean instant acting body cleanser about two hours before i went in. i drank plenty of water, and peed 3 times before the actual test. the owner of the headshop i bought it from said it was their best seller and that it will definitely work. has any one else had luck with this? i'm extremely worried for the results.

BRAD T

Dec 26 2007, 8:23 pm

HAVE HAD A FEW PEOPLE TELL ME HAIR DYE WORKS TO PASS HAIR FOLICLE ANTONE EVER TRY IT? POT ONLY IS WHAT IM TRYING TO RID MYSELF OF ALSO IVE BEEN CLEAN FOR 60 DAYS NOW COULD 1 OR TWO HITS BE ENOUGH TO SHOW UP IN MY HAIR AFTER I TEST CLEAN?

JOSEPHU

Dec 24 2007, 2:28 pm

GO TO THE BREAKING THE BODY FORUM ON THIS HIGHTIMES SITE AND CHECK INTO THE VAW METHOD

just took the drug test

Dec 23 2007, 12:02 pm

i took my test fri, used the quickfix pee. the process went without any trouble. i was not searched nor wasnt i watched. the sample was accepted at 96.7 degrees and was sent off. i should know something by next fri, if it passed or not. cross fingers for me.
peace

pot talk only

Dec 20 2007, 7:36 pm

this is a POT site.
try cocaine.net

dw

Dec 20 2007, 1:30 pm

hey guys I need help. Ok so i did a couple of lines of coke last saturday and almost right after I drank 6 tall glasses of water. On Wednesday I drank some sonnes #7. Thursday which is today, i had a urine test. I drank some more sonnes along with water and my urine got really clear. I took 3 multivitamins to add yellow to my pee but it wasnt working. I took the test with clear urine. Do you guys think i will fail.

rbo from nj

Dec 18 2007, 6:52 pm

sonne 7 doesnt work period. i does not do anything to thc.
i sent my own sample off to have an emit 5-50 & gc test. i drank 1oz shots of sonne chased with 24oz of water three times a day for the week i stopped smoking.
the sample still tested positive for thc on both the emit and gc tests.
sonne 7 is bogus! it wont get rid of thc!

re: 'oldhead'

Dec 18 2007, 6:20 pm

bentonite is like certos goldenseals, niacins and detox drinks: they all work because of the water consumed. Scientific studies show that these products have zero effect on THC metabolites because the tests only reveal that large amounts of fluids were consumed, consequently diluting the THC metabolite count in the urine sample just enough to register below the cutoff thresholds of the testing equipment.
Your claim that Sonne7 "works by pulling toxins out of the intestines and removing it from your bloodstream" is pure junk!! For starters, THC metabolites are released into the bloodstream (as fat cells burn) and subsequently filtered by the kidneys and enter the urinestream. Only trace amounts of THC metabolites ever enter the intestines, thereby rendering bentonite useless in this department. Even if bentonite supposedly "removed them from the bloodstream" as you put it, your body is still releasing THC metabolites in the bloodstream for the kidneys to pick up, and at a constant rate. Strike two for uselessness.

Bottom line is that its the water thats the real hero in passing the tests all this time. Heck the proof is even in your statement "the more water the better--if you dont drink alot of water, this will not help you pass the test..."
Yip, like someone else said, its all about the water. You would have passed anyway just on the water and vitamins alone without the nasty chalky taste of Sonne7 mixed with it.

oldhead

Dec 18 2007, 1:34 pm

bentontite works by pulling the toxins out of your alimentary canal (intestines) and removing it from your bloodsteam, therefore you pass it when you crap you need water to help the absorbtion process, the more water the better--if you don't drink alot of water, this will not help you pass the test--you will fail if you don't use it right. Be sure to eat a lot of hearty foods, when you are pissing clear most likely you are clean. The more you smoke the more of this you will have to take, be sure to take vitamins with it, it can deplete your body of necessary vitamins. Read up on this stuff, it works on a +/- charge and really is amazing--it's derived from a volcanic ash and really is different from anything else out there, it does not mask and has no window of time to work in (other than flushing time). Ihave only used it on urine tests and don't know how it works on swap and hair tests. I would think that for any hair test you need to be clean for atleast 3mos (maybe some shampoo will work for you in that case). A swap test should show clean if you have gotten all the necessary THC out of your system. Hope you all benefit from this info

oldhead

Dec 18 2007, 1:19 pm

sonne's#7 works, just be sure to drink alot of water with it. Start taking it as soon as you smoke or just before. I've heard of it working in a day. Personally i've seen it work in 48 hrs. The key to passing on short notice is not smoking a lot, the more you smoke the more you have to flush, I try to give it at least 3 days. Gulp down a mouthful in the a.m. with water as soon as you wake up (water gets your metabolism kickstarted 1st thing in the morning) take a few more gulps throughout the day, drinking lots of water and be sure to take some before you eat dinner (lots of water!). Eat lots of fiber and healthy meals (includung fatty foods) you pass the toxins in your feces with this stuff(bentonite). You can get it online for as low as $10 a bottle (places like vitacost.com). I usually finish off a bottle in about 3 days, and always have some at the house(just in case the urge arises). Plain and simple if you want to keep your job you have to cut down your smoking, you just can't smoke everyday, besides the less you smoke the higher you get when you do smoke, and you'll only need a couple of hits which is much easier to flush out than a couple bowls. If you can't cut down your smoking go get a job that doesn't test and you'll just have to live with less money and fewer benefits, whatever's more important to you. Drink cranberry juice as well, but get atleast half your body weight of water in ounces everyday, advise a gallon a day (piss as much as you can while flushing). Things like soda and alcohol will slow the cleansing process, so stay away from them while your cleansing. Go get an at home drug test and test yourself before you go in for the test to make sure your clean. Be smart about it and good luck!!

Badseed

Dec 16 2007, 8:55 am

The gelatin trick didnt work for me either. My sample was sent to a toxicology lab and the gelatin was detected as a making agent.

i failed

Dec 16 2007, 8:26 am

sure-jell is crap.
i failed twice using it.
the reason i gave it a second chance is i thought i may have messed up on the directions with the first test. the second time around i followed the directions to a tee and stopped earlier than last.
it still did not work. its crap.
i use clean piss for all of my tests now.
no problems at all. i dont even have to stop smoking. ;)

anon

Dec 15 2007, 12:27 pm

like the others said, it was the water that got you thru. not the pectin. your results would still be the same on the water-loading alone without the pectin mixed in.

sweetleaf

Dec 15 2007, 12:34 am

well tl its worked for me and others and nobody has lost homes/family etc.maybe you my friend are the dumb stoner i take it you lost something thats why you are so bitter have a great day i am!!!

Mike

Dec 14 2007, 10:48 am

Well I myself have not taken a drug screening ever but I do know 4 people who have used quick fix fake urine and have passed with flying colors, besides the 200% money back guarentee

One more time....

Dec 10 2007, 7:43 pm

One more time, you passed because of the water. the pectin product had no effect on the thc metabs. the pectins, azo's, and "magic cleansing potions" are all myths because ITS ALL ABOUT THE WATER.

But go ahead and waste your time, energy, and money on these myths for that you have the right to be an idiot. Kinda makes one proud to be an American, huh? *rolleyes*

t.l.

Dec 10 2007, 7:29 pm

of course you'll go with dank, sweet leaf....certo nerds need one another and must stick together. you two probably dont have to take drug tests. you two are probably some high school or college dorks with no job or real-world responsibilities who that sits in front of a computer all day while leeching off of your mom and pop.
and probably gets your jollies off when someone loses their job, home, family, and freedom because they followed your fraud remedy.
youre a bunch of losers. get a life and leave here!

Julie

Dec 10 2007, 5:53 pm

Want to pass a drug test go to www.magicvan.com and order instant clean additive, it works the best.

Gotta Ask

Dec 9 2007, 10:33 am

Ok, so I was wondering if any of you have ever tried AZO's to pass a ua for marijuana? My husband did it one time and passed but he had only smoked 2 times in one month. I on the other hand have a test coming up on Tuesday and have smoked about a joint a day for the last 2 months. He thinks that taking the AZO's and drinking plenty of water will get me through the test, but I am really nervous. Any input would be greatly appreciated.

sweet leaf

Dec 9 2007, 1:35 am

im with dank its worked for me for a longtime a railroad person taught me give yourself 48 hrs prior if possible later!!

To Brad T.

Dec 8 2007, 9:53 pm

This is a problem. My company does random hair follical, and I got picked last year. I had 2 days in which to clean up my act. After 2 days of every treatment I could find to use, I still failed the test. I am convinced that there is NO remedy for the hair follical test. Just clean up, and hope for the best. They do look for a saturated sample though. I cop a buzz about once a week, since a few hits is all I need, and have passed a few tests since. My pension is only a few years away. Then it's FREEDOM BABY, YEAH!!!

magicgirl

Dec 6 2007, 9:51 pm

taking a pee test tomorrow for a new job and tested myself tonight at home and the THC line was there! I have an Omni Extra Strength Grape drink - anyone out there use this and pass? Last time smoked was 9 days ago....thx!

well

Dec 6 2007, 7:12 pm

happy hunting

XaeroDegreaz

Dec 5 2007, 10:47 am

I passed my drug screening for employment. I've reported back like I said I would.

See my last post (5 posts below) for my method and some variables.

pectin = HOAX

Dec 2 2007, 2:29 pm

you can coat your stomach with fur if youre stupid enough to do it. it still is not going to stop the kidneys from filtering thc metabolites from the bloodstream and depositing into the bladder.
people pass because of the water intake. they pass because the water diluted the urinestream so the thc metabolite count registers below the test cutoff limit.
the pectin products have nothing to do with the sample testing negative.

the pectin method is a hoax.

To "Dank"....

Dec 2 2007, 8:40 am

Not only you are a dumb stoner Dank, but you are yet another pectin pusher that has absolutely dont know anything about how the body processes THC, and how drug tests work. Your remedy is bogus and your pitch is reeked with misinformation.

If you had done your reasearch you would have discovered that THC stores in your fat cells until the cells burn for energy. When the fat cells burn the THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream and end up in your urine. THC NEVER enters the stomach or any part of the digestive system. So therefore, that renders your "coating your stomach" claim as useless.

Creatinine is a seperate constituent thats being tested along with specific gravity and pH. Creatinine levels, like pH and specific gravity, also need to be in satisfactory range to prevent the sample from being flagged. Taking creatine supps has no effect on pH and s.g.

Do your research before you come on here pushing a bogus remedy based on your obvious lack of knowledge on drug testing. Your misinformation will one day land a person in jail or the unemployment line. It is not needed nor welcomed here.

everyday somker

Dec 1 2007, 8:53 pm

has anyone ever used the instant acting complete body cleanser? if so how did it work for you, and when did you take the day of a test or a dya or two before

Dank the Tank

Dec 1 2007, 7:33 pm

OK everybody, please take my method into consideration because this has worked for me. I smoked literally a dime the night before and I got random drug tested the next day and I passed. Buy a 64 fluid oz. bottle of cranberry juice and a box of sure jel. Sure jel is used to make jelly or jams (it can be found in the baking aisle). Mix the sure jel with the cranberry juice and drink it about 2-3 hours prior to your drug test. What happens is that the sure jel will create a jelly-like coat around your stomach, and it will prevent you from pissing out the metabolites in THC for a few hours. After this, I recommend drinking 2 glasses of water so that your urine is more diluted. You can also take Vitamin B-2 (tints urine yellow) and take some creatine (this will help with your pH level and specific gravity). If possible, give a sample of your urine mid-flow. It will have the lowest amounts of THC. Trust me everyone, I'm not just some dumb stoner (more like a geek who loves to smoke weed!)

XaeroDegreaz

Nov 30 2007, 2:48 pm

Subject: Omni Cleansing Liquid Extra Strength
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150
Metabolism: Moderate/High

Smoked about 8 days ago for the first time in over a year. Then, again, about 5 days ago.

I've taken the the stuff and the 4 pills as per the directions here: http://www.passdrugtest.com/omniLiquid.htm

I think I've drank a little more water than what it says. I started roughly 12:45pm and continued with the instructions.

I'll go and take my piss test at around 2:30pm.

I'll post my success or failure after I hear the results.

u.c.it.2

Nov 29 2007, 8:54 pm

thats right anon. thats the certo nerds signature pickup line when they make their rounds here trying to push their bogus remedy.

reply : xcore

Nov 29 2007, 5:37 pm

Theres plenty of people in this world that know their body chemistry a LOT more than you think. Your position on the matter illustrates that you dont even know what youre talking about, let alone thinking of.

anon

Nov 29 2007, 5:21 pm

isnt it funny how every pectin success story happens because the storyteller has "a freind that used it and passed".
and its funny that its always a "probation test".

uh huh, yeah..

xcoredriver

Nov 29 2007, 1:19 am

Besides to get high of course.

xcoredriver

Nov 29 2007, 1:18 am

THC is not water soluble. THC is stored in fat. I believe different peoples bodies are different and some products may work on some people and some may not on others. I think the only way to pass a drug test is to use a clean persons urine or use time. Plenty of exercise does the trick as well. Sweat a lot. Drink plenty of water and drink a sport's drink a couple hours before the test to add color to you're diluted urine if you attempted to flush your system with water. I have a friend that told me to use all 4 envelopes of Knox odorless and tasteless gelatine in a 32 ounce bottle of your favorite flavor of Gatorade. He is on probation and passes every time, but like I said I think it just depends on your body chemistry which you don't know. Smoking is a risk; that's why people, including myself, smoke it.

dog urine

Nov 28 2007, 8:53 pm

What about dog pee? would that work for a DT? anybody tried it before?

cant find no clean peoples pee. everybody I know tokes up....

wrong site dewd..

Nov 23 2007, 5:14 pm

this is a POT site dewd..
besides, opis and toot are bad for you..
they can cause death..

azsteph

Nov 23 2007, 1:26 am

Hey Slmnsxy... I use opiats and cocaine (hadn't used coke for two days, off opiats 24 hours). Had a drug test for a new job, so I chugged the Qcarbo drink and a ton of water a few hours before. Then for extra security, I also used the QClean chewable (double money back guarantee) about an hour before. Just got called and they said... "When was the last time you did cocaine?" Uh... what? I don't do that stuff. "Well, it's in there, so sorry.. you can't work here." Merry fucking christmas for me! Good luck cause I'm pretty sure smoking sticks around longer in your system. Fucking drug tests are stupid!

JFL

Nov 22 2007, 12:05 pm

Q: How many certo nerds does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Zero. The certo nerds would rather remain seated in front of the computer and only talk about it, telling others that they know a freind that has changed one before.

Uh Huh

Nov 22 2007, 11:53 am

yup theyre back.
the certo nerds are making the rounds again.
and rehashing the same old "outside party" storyline to woo in unwashed converts ("..uh i have a buddy whose uncles cousins fire chief brothers freind had used it and passed every time..") yea, right.

haha

Nov 15 2007, 4:58 am

sucks for all of you that certo didnt work for... you obviously arent using it right. i have a friend who knows the fire chief of the county and he has passed every time for YEARS

re....

Nov 11 2007, 7:19 am

swab tests go back 12-24 hours. if you dont want to stop for this long, you can eat some tic-tacs or altoid mint strips half hour before the test. for urine test, subbing is the way to go.

BTT

Nov 9 2007, 11:08 am

I blaze everyday sometimes once sometimes 3-4 times. The past few test I have taken for jobs which were only two for the past seven years I passed, by drinking the juice that mask your urine. But I have heard some people say it doesn't work for them. Now I am getting scared should I change my method or continue with what I know. I also purchased the home test and passed to feel confident before taking the test. My previous job was in HR and I administered the test by swab, I noticed a lot of companies are using that method now because it is cost effective and they say foolproof. So how can I get prepared if I am not sure what type of test I will be taking. I know it will be one of the two, pee or saliva.?? Help me out people I am currently job seeking and still blazing to stressed to stop.

back to jail

Nov 8 2007, 6:54 pm

i tried this certo crap i hear about and some creatine. didnt smoke for 4 days drank plenty water. my parole officer called and said the test was inconclusive and it counted as a fail and to turn myself in the morning see ya in 18 mts.

rudy03

Nov 6 2007, 10:49 pm

i smoke and snort coke i used omni shampoo right before i went to get a hair test im nervous is there anyone out there that can put my mind at ease i realy need to pass this test any info would be great

yep

Nov 1 2007, 6:36 pm

urinetestsolutions.com - clone site of drugtestfreind.com.

and both are SCAM sites. STEER CLEAR!!!!

?

Oct 31 2007, 10:06 am

I am freaking out I hope I passed my drug test this past Monday I am still waiting to hear the reaults. I stoped smoking sept 26 and on day 28 I tested myself with an ordered at home thc test and i tested neg on day 32 I tested myself and it said neg as well (both times the lines were there but not bold, according to the instructions even a faint line is a neg result=I hope they are right). I am not really over weight I am 5'7 and 135ibs with average metabolism I guess.What do you guys think? Also How long does it take to get the results. I noticed on the paper it said that it was sent to quest by a currier. I wasnt to ask my employer if they got it but I dont want to sound like I am worried about it :) Any advice would be great...?

passing on by

Oct 29 2007, 9:50 am

I pass with a company called Drug Test solutions they have a web site for passing a Hair Saliva and Urine drug test I have used them for many different times I was drug tested and came out fine. go to urinetestsolutions.com for help.

lisaj

Oct 27 2007, 3:05 pm

for random tests, ingestible detox remedies will not cut it, especially for moderate smokers and heavier.
substitution with a clean sample, or total abstinence is the only effective way to beat random drug tests.

slmnsxy

Oct 25 2007, 6:36 pm

I am drug tested ramdonly and I was wondering if anybody knew how well Herbal Clean tabs and Q carbo work.

qwertybin

Oct 24 2007, 7:29 pm

People are also dying from the direct effects of drug abuse and the criminal element that drug abuse breeds and harbors. Thats why drug testing programs are in place as it should be. We the people have a right to live in a safe and healthful society. We should not have that right trampled on by a bunch of burned-out zombies that cant conduct themselves properly in public. Public health and safety takes precedence over your "right to privacy" whether you don't realize it or do.

DiscoDave420

Oct 24 2007, 12:29 pm

Are they retarted or what?
People are dying of hunger,and lack of shelter, the poor just keep getting poorer.
Yet the Government spends millions on frivolous drug testing and prohibiton, which could be spent on helping the communities that really need it. Pre-employment urinalysis is one thing, but they sure have taken it to far, this is a violation of privacy, not to mention the 4th amandment! What you do in your spare time is none of their business. We live in land of the hip[ocrisy as opposed to land of the free.

yertruthfullness

Oct 20 2007, 9:52 am

forget all that pectin crap....
piss from a clean person beats the drug test 100%....period....

texas

Oct 18 2007, 9:45 pm

hey skiffe,i was a daily smoker i drank gallons of water on top of detox products and beleived peoples myths like yours about the water.needless to say it cost me 2 years in prison.

skiffee

Oct 18 2007, 6:30 am

they are a hoax.
certos, suregels, herbs, magic detox potions, goldenseals and niacin - all a hoax. it was the water that made you test negative the whole time.

pectin = HOAX

Oct 16 2007, 6:44 pm

sure-jel works ONLY because of the water and/or Gatorade or Powerade consumed.
pectin products themselves have no effect. Its the water and/or sportdrinks that does all the work.

you would have passed those tests anyway just on the water and/or sportdrinks alone without the nasty tasting sure-jel mixed in.

Cigarillos

Oct 16 2007, 1:43 pm

Sure Jel does work! I've been using it for years. The trick is not to drink soda with it. Just water and/or Gatorade or Powerade.

lisn

Oct 14 2007, 8:23 am

any product that has no directions should not be trusted

krun

Oct 13 2007, 8:36 pm

Has anyone used Formula 420? Did it work for them? The instructions do not say when to drink it and then take the urine test. Been drinking tons of water and have a test in two days.

monkey wrench

Oct 12 2007, 6:52 pm

No thanks, mobilemanla. Heres a better suggestion:
Put your drink product on the market. Then do the honorable thing and buy advertising space. Then maybe, and I'll repeat MAYBE we'll talk then.
Until then, I shall continue to defeat the drug czars, using a far more effective tactic: substitution.

sheesh

Oct 11 2007, 9:06 pm

got some idiots here that cant read

Question

Oct 11 2007, 8:17 pm

Has anyone used Dr. Green's 4:20 De-Tox before? I have been clean for a week, drank lots of water and a bottle of cranberry juice - and have a test tomorrow.

Also, do you know if you are supposed to drink it and then wait until the test to pee or pee several times before the test?

Thanks!!

mobilemanla@yahoo

Oct 10 2007, 10:27 pm

to tony and monkey wrench: e-mail me your address and i will send you a free sample. my only request is that you post your results.

monkey wrench

Oct 10 2007, 6:42 pm

tony is dead on....
I too figured thats the work of another scam artist pushing another bogus detox potion... detox potions are nothing more than an overpriced VAW method-in-a-bottle..... read the instructions, and the drink ingrediants and you'll see it for yourself...
anyone that advertises a potion that "cleans the body of THC" is an exploiting scum trying to separate the credulous from their hard-earned cash...we potsmokers are victimized enough by this bullshit "war on drugs" without being further vicimized by these leeching doushbags...theres no such thing as product that rids the body of THC... there is NOTHING that can rid the body of THC except time and exercise....

Tony

Oct 10 2007, 12:39 pm

It just looks to me that you all just want to make money, and we still don't pass the tests

MOBILEMANLA@YAHOO

Oct 10 2007, 10:15 am

CLEAN SCREEN IS A DRINK.

newly

Oct 9 2007, 10:45 pm

whats clean screen? a drink? pill?

MOBILEMANLA@YAHOO

Oct 9 2007, 9:02 pm

CLEAN SCREEN IS AVAILABLE.I HAVE NOT PUT IT ON THE MARKET YET.ITS BEEN TESTED ON OVER 50 PEOPLE AND ALL HAVE PASSED.PLEASE BE PATIENT IT WILL BE ON THE MARKET SOON.

yea right

Oct 9 2007, 5:16 pm

how can your "clean screen" be the best when its not available on the market?

fuckin dumbass

its still a scam....

Oct 8 2007, 7:35 pm

the dtf.com scam idiot is now changing the pitch? its now "program" instead of "product" since it was revealed that dtf.com have no products to sell.

SCAM! BUSTED!....again.

this is getting better all the time.

Just tried it

Oct 8 2007, 1:49 pm

I just bought the drugtestfriend.com program for a saliva and urine test I will give you the results of how they work.

mobilemanla@yahoo

Oct 8 2007, 11:15 am

i have used several detox products over the years.most do not work.however,clean screen ,is the best ,works in one hour.It will be on the market soon.

?

Oct 6 2007, 9:18 am

P.S any RN's out there that have passed a hospital UA let me know how you did it?? And have you used synthetic urine???

?

Oct 6 2007, 9:16 am

Stresses on Vitamins, I would try synthetic urine I got mine from urinflow.com but have yet to use it (most likely next week)I have read online that they can now detect those drinks they sell online and asprin, cran, b12, and niacin is just a myth it will not work other than to get you a pos on your test if your urine is to dilute even if you use b12 you will fail because they test creatinine and if its to low you will fail.Don't kill yourself taking those things I am graduating this semester as an RN and I know that crap in excess will do harm to your body!

Stressing, Drugs stay in your hair for up to 90 days, I have herd of people wearing wigs and passing as well as a rumor that if you go dye your hair you will pass (not sure reasearch this)These drug tests suck I know I need to take one soon to but I keep putting off the HR people ;(

Stressing!

Oct 6 2007, 2:43 am

I just got offered the best job ever today (Friday). I really need this job but the thing is that I'm a daily smoker - marijuana. That's all. I'm going to be tested for hair follicle drug test next week. I think it will be on Monday or Tuesday. The last time I smoked was last night. I don't know what will work. There are so many things online but I've never used anything before. I really need something that will do the job. Please help - need advice asap. I really want this job. Does this Omni shampoo work?

Stressed on Vitamins

Oct 6 2007, 1:29 am

Like the majority of you I have to pass a urine test on Monday. Here are the facts and please give me your feed back.

*Stopped smoking Thursday
*Consider myself a one hit wonder, until the last couple of weeks I smoked a couple times a month now a small bowl a night.
*I am 5'4 140lbs
*At 35 I notice my metablolism slowing, also recently not as active due to a broken foot
*I do not consume caffeine mostly H2O and alcohol
*I have increased my H2O consumption since Thursday
*I am currently taking B12, aspirin and cranberry tabs
*I will get begin taking niacin tomorrow
*I have purchased a home drug test for pot

I have read all of your comments and from what I understand there is no magic solution...I am confused as to what to do as there is so much conflicting information and I would prefer not to get myself sick. The B12 is amping me out I would prefer not to take it but I will do what I have to as I really want this job it is a great opportunity for me.

If you have any solid advice it would be greatly appreciated. I will continue to be an advocate for the legalization for many reasons, mine is personal a family member uses for medicinal purposes and it is the only thing that works for her disease. This is so discouraging that I have to panic at this day and age for something so natural.

Thank you all who reply.

bullshit

Oct 5 2007, 7:38 pm

you are full of shit, need to pass.
drugtestfreind has no products to sell.

Need to pass

Oct 5 2007, 10:25 am

If ya need to pass a Hair Saliva or Urine test go to drugtestfriend.com they can get you clean

?

Oct 3 2007, 12:14 pm

JenRN, I am in my last semester of RN school and I have decided to quit smoking for good but I most likely still have it in my system. They want to do a physical but I told not HR but the nurse manager that I had to have a physical for school a year ago and I am up to date on all my shots and PPD as well as already having been fit for a tb mask. The manager said to bring that up to hr and mabey they wont have to do the physical. I haven't herd from HR in almost a week about processing or anything and I am scared to call, but this coming tues 10/17 the nurse manager set me up for a nurse orientation and I don't think I can attend until I at least get a hosp badge so I can clock in. What would you do? I have synthetic urine but I am scared as hell to use it I don't want to get kicked out of RN school (esp if they tsll my school) or loose this dream job (in CICU)??What should I do?

tt

Oct 2 2007, 7:23 pm

has anyone used Qcarbo to pass drug test in less than 12 hours if soooo does it work need help fast

joe shmoe

Oct 2 2007, 7:10 pm

i took a a drug test yesterday at 5pm. i popped 18 niacin the night before (burned my ass off) and drank this drink called Qcarbo32 hours before my test, drank lots of water and urinated frequently, from my penis and my ass, it was weird as fuck!!! i still havent heard from them, i heard negitive tests show results immediatly, and tests that are positive take a couple days... im nervous

JenRN07

Oct 1 2007, 8:06 pm

Unless you are taking a physical along with the drug test, the labs cannot make you strip down and put on a gown. Thats against HHS regulations. Labs and clinical facilities certified by HHS must follow all regulations and protocols outlined. Failure to do so can result in the facility losing its certification, which can put them out of business.
In addition, the aggrieved donor can be entitled to civil damages when legal action is pursued.

Protect your rights. Know the regulations outlined by the Dept. of Health & Human Services (HHS).

?

Oct 1 2007, 4:32 pm

ps any nurses here that have past a UA w/synthetic urine let me know. Are hospital clinics harder to get in the stuff and have they made you put on a hospital gown before the test?

?

Oct 1 2007, 4:31 pm

Use synthetic urine male and female urine are different, male urine when shaken should foam up and female urine will not. They can test for glucose if you do use hers anyways have her check her Blood glucose level to make sure its not over 100. What type of facility are you having the test done at? I bought some urine from urinflow.com I haven't used it yet so I can't tell ya how it works i have been reading that some places make you put on a hospital gown before so I am scared to use it now:(

testing soon

Oct 1 2007, 3:47 pm

I have a ua coming up shortly for a new job and I was wondering if they check for sugar levels in your urine? I'm thinking of using my mom's piss and she's diabetic and I'm not, so will they test for sugar levels? Please help!!!!What else can I do, I stopped almost 2 weeks ago and I've started to drink as much water as I can, is this helping or am I wasting my time?

?

Sep 30 2007, 10:52 pm

If a women is on her period will it effect her drug test?

dustydrifter

Sep 28 2007, 1:43 pm

I use Certo for a drug test several years ago. I still tested positive for weed and had to complete rehab.
In March of this year, my nephew had his probation revoked and was put back in jail because he tried to beat the drug test with Certo and failed. I had warned him already about Certo, but he insisted that I was wrong and his college buddies recommendations were right.

Bottom line: Certo is a lie. IT DOES NOT WORK!

DADDY-O,

Sep 23 2007, 1:36 pm

HEY , THERE BACK, if i wanted your opinion id give it to u... this sight is to get questions answered for some who arent as apparently as smart as u are, JACKASS, i hate idiots like u,

meigs/meg either or

Sep 21 2007, 8:32 pm

Thanks delta9sofine you rock! Thanks for the great info ;)

delta9isfine

Sep 21 2007, 6:27 pm

Hey meigs ( or whomever )Sorry about the confusion. I am saying that synthetic urine Will not show up as fake urine. Let me explain. The lab geeks have developed a machine that is called a Mass Spectrometer, it is an instrument which can measure the masses and relative concentrations of atoms and molecules. Normal human urine is made up of certian chemicals and compounds that the body excretes on a daily basis in the form of waste products. The lab geeks also determined what urine is made up of and mixed their own, ( this is known as synthetic urine )when broken down by the mass Spectrometer it shows the same chemical "signature" as real urine. So they use this synthetic urine to calibrate the machine with and use it as a control. Which means that urine that you send in is compared with the control to determine whether or not it is real urine and if there is any added chemicals or compounds present that normally is not. If there is any extra ingredients they then compare their chemical signature with other known substances to determine what drug or substance is present. SO THE ANSWER IS ( SYNTHETIC URINE WILL SHOW AS PURE CLEAN HUMAN URINE). I have used it for drug screens while on probation and passed every time ( 3 times ) I got mine from WWW.gonumber1.com and would recommend it. also check out thier sister site at www.wizzinator.com .................................................Good luck. Question authority

meigs

Sep 20 2007, 9:01 pm

hey delta9isfine so you are saying that they will know that the synthetic urine is fake urine? or did you mean that it will work? Again if anyone has done this let me know how it went.

Facts Hurt

Sep 20 2007, 6:32 pm

Stories about pectin remedys ridding the body of THC metabolites are an old internet myth. The people that have tested THC/negative, wrongly credit the Certo, Suregel, etc., when it was the large quantity of water guzzled, that was responsible for the pass. They would have passed anyway just on the water alone, and left the nasty tasting Certo on the supermrket shelves.

Its all about the water

revealed..

Sep 20 2007, 5:58 pm

yessirreee, Smoke, your so-called "great job" as a low-rent spammer. And guess what? YOUR WEBSITE IS A SCAM!! you have NO products to sell, so that makes you a lying sack of shit!
you only exist to steal money and cc#'s from unsuspecting people. and it will catch up to you fools but soon.
the end is near...

Steer clear from "drugtestfriend.com"

theyre back

Sep 20 2007, 5:42 pm

Looks like the Certo-nerds are back, making rounds again trying to win unwashed converts with their bogus recipe on passing drug tests. Pectin products have absolutely no effect on testing negative for THC.
Its obvious these people have not taken a real drug test in a lab setting. Then again, thats difficult to do if one spends all day in an armchair dreaming up bogus theories on passing UAs, and trying to back it up with nonsensical nerd drivel.

koresh

Sep 19 2007, 12:51 pm

I have a uranlysis in one week from today. I have some niocin I will use, but how do I make my piss look a lil yellow?

DADDY-O

Sep 19 2007, 12:20 pm

thnx, just being me, looking forward to the results, gd luck!!!!

justbeingme

Sep 19 2007, 9:11 am

Hey daddy-o I am a weekend smoker and on Monday the 17th I took a test using certo(sure jell). Should find out today if I passed. if I did I will definatly let everyone know exactl I mixed it......

havinfun

Sep 18 2007, 6:23 pm

Any drug test need go to gotdrugtest.com. They have liquid, pills, shampoo and a permant cleaner. I have used all of them at one time or another depending on how much time I have. I smoke 2 to 3 times a day so I know it works.

delta9isfine

Sep 17 2007, 6:34 pm

Pure drug free synthetic urine is what they use to calibrate the test equipment with. So if you submit a sample of synthetic urine the result will be negative for drugs, positive for urine, (they also check to make sure that you are submiting real human urine).

DADDY-O

Sep 17 2007, 3:23 pm

has any one tryed, certo, found in the jello section in a store. my friend swears if u mix one pk in a 2 litre bottle and drink it , then piss a few times b4 taking a test for POT, u will pass?

Shut Up and Smoke

Sep 17 2007, 2:23 pm

I lost my job because of using drugs. I also tried to use many products and service to help pass these drug test, none worked. I had no one to talk to from these companies. Then I found a friend a www.drugtestfriend.com I had a real person to speak with. Someone who developed a program along with there products. I have a great job now thanks to this company.

sikktekfukk

Sep 17 2007, 12:40 pm

i dont know for sure but i have heard that taking Certo and drinking massive amounts of water helps - although i dont really worry about pot tests any more - i live in Cali and it is legal here so i just whip out my weed license and they cant say shit. good luck to everyone

meg

Sep 16 2007, 1:00 pm

has anyone ever used the Ultra Pure synthetic pre-mixed urine that you can buy online? Does it work? I hear that labs are now testing for additives will they detect this? Help ASAP!!!

Jenna

Sep 13 2007, 1:40 pm

Need Help!! Has anyone actually used the Omni Shampoo to pass a hair follicle?! My bf quit smoking months ago so he could get a job at a corporation that requires an initial hair follicle drug test before employment. He has used the shampoo multiple times in the last few months and yesterday he went to take his drug test. before he went though, we washed his hair 4 times or so. on the final wash-he had his clothes on-and we let his hair air dry. Can anyone help us?? Will he pass this damn hair follicle?!

refer_dude

Sep 10 2007, 2:36 pm

forgot to mention - posting from a friends computer who does not smoke just to play it safe - fo feds! refer_dude.

refer_dude

Sep 10 2007, 2:35 pm

Here is my drill: Been using for decades - pot only and bonging out regularly as in daily and all day. Laid off toking for at least five days and used the OMNI TRIPLE STRENGTH - grape if that makes a difference. Managed to choke it down about 45 min (lable says 30 minutes only) before test but could only piss twice before testing and forgot to catch urine midstream so the first blast is what they got. It's a dot test so I'll post back to let you know the results. Good luck and fo to states that think it should be illegal when it grows naturally. refer_dude.

uncleswordfish

Sep 10 2007, 11:43 am

it's a question. Is that allowed here?
What about a small amount in yer underwear at the airport?
any way???

continued...

Sep 8 2007, 12:44 pm

*CONT*
trusted.

heres the answer

Sep 8 2007, 12:41 pm

QUOTE: God made marijuana, man made alcohol, who do you trust..
==========================================================
RE: Man who thinks there is a god should not be

ripped

Sep 8 2007, 12:31 pm

looks like qweerty has been run out of town.
the onslaught was too much for that loser.
keep up the great fight and toke it if you got it.

For You Qwertybin

Sep 7 2007, 9:57 am

if ur still looking at this blog, and seeing how much people think your a moron. MR.GLAD i think u probly had a bad experience with drugs but u have no right to tell others what to do with there lives, you only talk about illegal drugs what about alcohol jackass, thats a lot worse than pot and u didn't even mention it, have you ever even tried weed before i bet not, one more thing, God made marijuana, man made alcohol, who do u trust...idiot

dank tender

Sep 5 2007, 7:38 pm

why cant you just find a clean sample? or stop using completely? if you really want the job you should pick one or the other.
labs are starting to check for goldenseal and other home remedies. not a good idea.

haleyb

Sep 4 2007, 11:54 am

I have job opertunity working for the school district. I was use to smoking 1 everynight before I went to bed. I've passed all my test by drinking alot of cranberry juice. and taking 4 500mg capsules of goldenseal a day for about a month. Does anyone think that if I do this for a week Will I pass? If anyone knows any other home remedies on passing the test? help I got a week or 2 before I test.

gardenian420

Sep 3 2007, 8:45 am

Its neither. Those magic drinks are an overpriced way of diluting your urinestream so you can test negative. The same thing can be acheived by simply drinking the same amount of water (that even the directions of the magic drink require), chased with some asprin and Riboflavin vitamin to restore color to urine. And it costs far far less than those ripoff magic drinks, which are useless without the water intake.

joelolly

Sep 2 2007, 11:15 am

I have a urine screen tomorrow and have been smoke free for almost 5 weeks. I bought some stuff from GNC called QCARBO32 and was wondering if it is a cleanse or a mask.

to the real "idiot"

Sep 2 2007, 7:37 am

in order for someone to dislike your post, they would have to read it first, stupid!

Shoegal

Aug 31 2007, 4:57 pm

Hi guys. I'm hoping someone can give me some much needed advice.

I had approximately 5 bong hits 2 weeks ago, and nothing since. I'm up for a hair test 09/04/07. Will I test positive?

hey, no spamming

Aug 29 2007, 5:35 am

If you don't like it don't read it. what are you a cop? Don't like it when someone give's your enemies a way to fight the draconion drug warriors? All I did was offer a little info., and give some advice, what have you done to help out your fellow country man fight our repressive regime, nothing? Your an idiot.

NO SPAMMING!

Aug 25 2007, 7:49 pm

Hey Delta - Take your SPAM elsewhere.

johnboy

Aug 25 2007, 12:28 pm

anybody have any success with strip instant acting cleansing drink

dw`

Aug 25 2007, 5:42 am

Hey guys i got my results bak and i PASSED so SONNES is pretty reliable in my case. thanks for u guy's comments

gi

Aug 24 2007, 12:47 pm

hey dw, I was in the military where they used the finest state of the art machines. Be clean for 48 hours and order Naturally klean from bodybuilding.com. it works..

Dude I passed

Aug 23 2007, 10:07 pm

If you need real help and dont know where to go, go to drugtestfriend.com these guys a for real . I have passed a hair and a saliva test with there stuff and they have one for hair too.

dw`

Aug 23 2007, 1:55 am

hey has anybody used SONNES#7 because i have a ua test tomorrow and really need to know if it works.the ua is for probation. I did yay about 4 days ago,I failed my first drug test when i used READY CLEAN.I have used OMNI clean and passsed successfuly but i used it for marijuana purposes. If i fail this time will i go to jail? Please help!

Captain Rob

Aug 22 2007, 11:22 pm

hey, i used to smoke pot pretty much all day everyday(due to the gravity bong, and florida's amazing and lowpriced bud). i quit smoking pot on june12,2007, and popped on a piss test that i took on july31,2007, i smoked again on aug 4th and 5th and i gotta take a drug test september 15th..wtf should i do? does the detox things from gnc really work? and for how long?

desperate

Aug 22 2007, 10:39 pm

I've been told by a friend to take someone else urine put it in a condom and tie it. for a man stick it to your junk for a women to stick it up in you put a tampon up there after cause that will keep it in you..It keeps it at your body temp once you get in the bathroom take the tampon out and the rubber should just fall out either untie it or poke a hole in it put it in the cup and there you go it worked for her alot of times.. Hope it helps someone...

flippyhippie

Aug 22 2007, 9:44 am

And just whenn
are we going to stand up and tell the government that we aren't going to play their game anymore.Stand up and vote for decriminalization of cannibus.Screw the bs people wake the fuck up.

P.S. moose

Aug 21 2007, 6:49 pm

most cleansers only have a 5 hour window where they are effective and you have to take it an hour or two before the test ...again good luck

to moose from delta9

Aug 21 2007, 6:45 pm

Never heard of it. Best thing to do is follow the package directions. The ones that I am fimiliar with all say that you shouldn't use the toxins that you are trying to flush at least 2 full days (48 hours) before you flush your system. To make sure that you are clean, you can go to the local pharmacy and purchase a home drug test kit for whatever type of drug you need to test for. A single panel one that just tests for THC is about $25.00 a five panel one tht tests for five different drugs cost about $35.00 it's been a couple of years since i had to buy one so the price might have went up slightly but whatever the price it's definetly worth it. good luck. TRUST NO ONE and QUESTION AUTHORITY

russfacekillah

Aug 21 2007, 6:26 pm

I applied for a government job and it looks like I'm going to get it, but what scares me is the fact that I've been smoking weed everyday for the past 5 years (my present employer doesn't do UA) and I'm afraid I won't pass. I've been researching various "techniques" on passing the test, but I'm not sure. Today makes 2 days since I stopped and if everything goes the way I plan, I should be taking my UA next week. Does anyone have any suggestions? I know the best way to pass is to STOP but right now, I don't have 14-90 days to wait until its COMPLETELY out my system. PLEASE HELP!!! Thanks!

moose

Aug 21 2007, 5:05 pm

Delta: thanks im going to order the synthetic urine but right now im kinda in a shitty spot. So do you or anyone else know instructions for the qcarbon clear 20 crap?

delta9isfine

Aug 21 2007, 4:55 pm

MOOSE: this might be getting to you a little late but anyway ,do not take a chance by using your own urine. Go to www.gonumber1.com this is not an additive or body cleanser. It is a urine substitute. it comes with a pouch of synthetic urine with a temperature strip, heating pads, and an elastic belt worn under you cloths to conceal everything. It is simple to use. They even offer overnight shipping. You can also try the whizzinator which comes with a prostetic penis in case the cops watch you pee. it is offered in different colors to match your skin tone and looks like the real thing. REMEMBER: THE DRUG WAR IS NOT A WAR ON DRUGS. IT IS A WAR ON PEOPLE THAT USE DRUGS. Something that we should be able to do in the privacy of our own homes when ever we please. QUESTION AUTHORITY AND TRUST NO ONE

delta9isfine

Aug 21 2007, 4:30 pm

hey, qweertybin, the statistics you site about people testing positive for drugs is an unreliable source of info. this is due to the fact that THC stays in your system for so long. i.e. if I am a weekend pot smoker and get in an accident on say, thursday, I'm not high but I'll still test positive even though its been 4 days since I smoked. This is due to the fact that there is no test availible which shows that you are currently "high", as there is with alcohol. Instead they test for THC metabolites which are stored in the fat cells and released into your urine while you sleep. Which is why you should never give them your first urine of the day...........as a matter of fact don't give them your urine at all, instead use a reliable product like number 1. Go to www.gonumber1.com for details. or the whizzinator. If you add anything to your urine there is the chance that it will come back adulterated or diluted and they will re-test you. Remember the government does not act in your best interest, only theirs. QUESTION AUTHORITY and TRUST NO ONE.

moose

Aug 21 2007, 4:26 pm

Hey i got a drug test tomorow at 10am in NYC. IM a daily smoker..i bought this drink qcarbo clear 20 from vitamin world. SHould i drink now or a few hours before the test? Any help is appreciated

delta9isfine

Aug 21 2007, 1:19 pm

All traces of marijuana are not erased from your system after 30 days. It just so happens that your brain produces canibinoids. That is why the cut off level to determine use is 50 nano grams. ( Over 50 and your a user, under 50 and it's just normal human production). Drug use does not cause people to commit crimes. A vast majority of people use drugs of one type or another. Most are not criminals or tested for drugs, it's just a matter of coincedence that criminals which are caught are tested for drugs and ultimately test positive. The best thing to use for a urine drug test is synthetic urine. High times has ads for a product called number 1 ,you can find it at www.gonumber1.com , i have used it 3 times for drug testing while on probation, passed each time! It uses the same type of synthetic urine that is used to calibrate the test equipment that your urine will be tested on. It only costs $50.00 , comes with enough for two tests, and has a shelf life of one year. Can be used by women or men. Also check out the Whizzinator.com site out if you are observed during the test,(it comes with a prostetic penis, looks like the real thing, just choose the skin tone that resembles yours. This one costs $150. but again it's better then losing your job or worse yet going to jail. REMEMBER: QUESTION AUTHORITY and TRUST NO ONE. The government does not have your back, they'll only stab you in it.

PASSED HAIR TEST -SEE HOW

Aug 17 2007, 4:08 pm

I passed the hair test & SMOKED EVERYDAY UNTIL TEST.

SEE THE PROCESS AT
http://www.hightimes.com/ht/legal/content.php?bid=513&aid=5&rnd=37#cmnt

this is another hightimes comment post site.

Sparkin' Sally

Aug 17 2007, 1:58 pm

Hey guys. I recently lost my job so I quit while I looked for another job just in case. I was clean for about 2 weeks and then went on vacation for the weekend and had a very nice time. ;o) So I ended up smoking Thurs-Monday. On Wed., a job opp pops up and I start drinking water like crazy (at least 2 gallons). On Thursday, I spent the morning drinking water and had an interview at 2pm. I popped an Omni cleansing gel at 1:30 and drank a little over a gallon of water. Peed like 5 times. I took the test at about 4:45 and it was a very pale yellow. Now it's a waiting game. I've seen mixed reviews about the Omni Drink on this page, but I used the Omni Softgel. Any luck with this pill? Thanks! Happy smokes!

2 people many posts

Aug 17 2007, 12:07 am

too many posts from the same two people

wow!

Aug 16 2007, 9:31 pm

my my, some of you guys are so hostile.

Lay off the crank...

guest

Aug 16 2007, 9:21 pm

speak for yourself, loser

smoke a bowl people

Aug 16 2007, 1:10 pm

LOL OK peps - smoke a bowl
you all are crazy
unless you have the never-ending-green bag no one here is jeolous of you

Uh Huh

Aug 15 2007, 6:12 pm

I have to agree with 'worked'. You surely act like you have a jealousy complex as evidenced by your name-calling.
If you cant handle what youre reading, then you need to do some listening to your own advice - take a hike!!!!!!!!!!!

dear 'worked'

Aug 14 2007, 12:07 pm

why are you even posting here.....no one hear would begrudge anyone their views........good job on passing with a wig (a BS solution) now take a hike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one is jealous of you.

my suggestions is turn off your computer and make some 'real' friends.

Gardenian420

Aug 13 2007, 7:24 pm

SureJell is a hoax.
I failed a U/A for THC after using that nasty crap. I mixed it with water in a half-gal jug. Forget about SureJell. It wont work!

D.

Aug 12 2007, 8:32 pm

Does anyone know if p-sure synthetic urine really works.....

mojorisin

Aug 12 2007, 5:45 pm

Does anyone know anything about Sure Gell? I just bought some but I don't know how much or what to do with it. Is there a certain amount to mix w/water? Please help, drug test coming soon!

the answer

Aug 11 2007, 8:37 am

time and exercise

jj

Aug 11 2007, 1:22 am

wats best to get weed out ur system

worked

Aug 10 2007, 8:34 pm

like i said, it worked 4 me.
and youre all mad because it worked 4 me. boo-hoo!
jealousy is such a bad thing.

hey qwertybin

Aug 8 2007, 10:36 pm

you are going from issue to issue making the same comments on all the boards.

were you neglected as a child?
GET A LIFE!!! AND LEAVE!

to dotdoll

Aug 8 2007, 10:33 pm

don't wear a wig it won't work. 'worked' your an idiot!

qwertybin

Aug 8 2007, 9:07 pm

You should be GLAD that I'm here - who else would be caring enough to talk sense into you and any other drug user here?
Youre right about one thing though: Not everyone has a problem with "tripping" when they use illegal drugs. But they have other problems, notably workplace accidents and highway accidents. Statistics show a number of these accidents are caused by a person with illegal drugs in their system.
Not only that, illegal drug use breeds other illegal activities, such as robberies, prostitution, domestic violence, etc. The statistics bears all this out as well.

DetoxDanny

Aug 7 2007, 10:16 pm

Ok, First Of All..QwertyBin, You're Retarded, Go Play On The Freeway. Not Everyone Has The Problem Of Trippin' When They Use Illegal Drugs. Find Another Way To Praise Your Anti-Drug Bullshit Somewhere Else. Second, There's No Possible Way That This Is Fool Proof. For Instance, What If You Aren't The Only One To Sit At A Desk Or Not The Only One To Pick Up A Pencil Or The Magic 8-Ball At the Corner Of Your Desk So You Can See What Your Day Is Going To Be Like. If Anyone Planned On Doing This, They're Better Off Just Doing A Urine Test.

question

Aug 7 2007, 7:26 pm

what the hell are you doing on a pro-weed site in the first place, you idiot?

qwertybin

Aug 5 2007, 6:31 pm

The most foolproof way to pass a drug test is to DON'T DO DRUGS! Drug tests are there for a reason: Drugs kill. They destroy minds. They stifle ambition. And they account for billions of dollars in lost productivity. People who live clean, decent, and correct lives have a right to worry about these things and should not be crowded in by a bunch of burned-out zombies who are unable to control themselves.

Abusing drugs is illegal and drug testing is a good thing because it ensures the health and safety for us all. And because of this, drug testing is here to stay. So stop trying to cheat the system and get your acts together. SAY NO TO DRUGS!

worked

Aug 5 2007, 5:19 pm

wear a wig.
it worked 4 me.

DotDoll

Aug 5 2007, 2:26 am

Does anyone know of a Shampoo that does work for a hair strand test? I only have days.... don't want to give up a good opportunity.

sillygirl

Jul 31 2007, 11:07 pm

hi ok so i smoked a few hits for the first time in over a year or so, on 7/9. i am supposed to have a drug test for a contract approval i have later this week. i bought the omni cleansing liquid. will i pass the test? any tips? i really need this job.

kpz

Jul 30 2007, 10:52 am

Those of you worried about cameras in the restrooms seem a bit off to me, as my PO stares at my junk while I piss.

failure

Jul 22 2007, 8:31 pm

ok...i smoked daily for a couple of months and took xanax daily for about a week before my test. i drank NYC Strip cleanser from GNC and about 2 gallons of water the night before. woke up and drank about 2 gallons of water, took 3 pills of niacin, and a mulivitamin and pissed 20+ times. ate a bowl of oatmeal and went and took the test. STILL failed for weed and xanax. what a waste...NYC strips guarantee is only for ANOTHEr bottle of it, like i would waste my money on that shit again. oh and cleansers MIGHT work for a work related of home drug test, but not for a court ordered test that is sent away to a lab. hope this helps

Captain Budz

Jul 18 2007, 9:16 pm

@ Dirty bombs,
Dog urine will not work these days since labs have been stepping up on the creatinine checks. K-9's normal creatinine level is FAR lower than the levels of human, which would send up the red flags.

sir smokeAlot

Jul 17 2007, 8:15 pm

Zydot and omni shampoo!
my wife smoked about 3 months ago,cut her hair and used these shampoos,,IT DID NOT WORK!!waste of money and time!people that say these things works must be the ones that sells them!!

MinorXThreat

Jul 13 2007, 3:01 pm

ibsmokin4life, I have used that method before... One important piece of advice - buy the THICK condoms, not the ultra thin ones you have around the house. Mine broke on me in the car on the way there.

Seriously its worth $50 to just buy a clean urine kit on the web. It's clean, straps to your leg, stays warm - and better yet it doesn't break! Like I said on my last post, I used one from perfecturine.com and it was the easiest drug test I've ever taken..

Keep smokin'...

ibsmokin4life

Jul 9 2007, 3:48 am

Ok heres what you do.
say youre a average dude
If your a likeable person this should be easy for you.
You go buy a cheap condom, get some rubber bands and a small sharp object that u can hide in your pant lining.
find a friend or a friends little brother who is clean and have them piss in the condom(on the day of the test). Tie the condom and quickly, using the rubber bands attach the condom around your junk (u know between ur legs) becareful how u place the condom so it doesnt bust.
I poke a couple of staples into the inner lining of my pants. If youre a moron, u need the staple to poke a hole in the condom. fill up the cup with the urine from the condom. place the rubber bands and the condoms behind your wallet. walk out and hand them the piss. This is a no brainer and worked for me on countless jobs and many years of probation. hope this helps.
this will not be useful for women since they have no junk, sorry :(

the dirty bombs

Jul 3 2007, 11:06 pm

To FreakinScared:

no.. male and female piss are the same to a drug test.. use your moms piss.. use your dogs piss.. make your own piss(water, food coloring, and createan).

god I'm stoned.

KayKay

Jul 1 2007, 3:09 am

...yeah, come to find out, I don't have to take a UA after all, I was pissed.

Anyways, "I hope I passed"...you should be fine from the sounds of it. You only smoked once, so it should be fine. But no guarantees. i guess you'll be finding out soon enough, if you haven't already

jaebreeze1

Jun 29 2007, 11:09 am

Its completely illegal to have cameras in a public bathroom, so if they say they caught you on camera and your gettin locked up, tell them eat a dick and they just payed your tuition.

seeya

Jun 28 2007, 10:18 pm

does anyone know if they have cameras in probation office bathrooms? I have a UA tomorrow at my probation officer's office and was wondering if they have camera's in there. I am using my friend's piss and want to make sure I do not get caught. Using right temp and all just do not want to be recorded.

hope i passed

Jun 28 2007, 5:18 pm

so i smoked for the first time in like 5 mnths on the 9th and had a piss test today...exercised a lil during the time in between...i drink water mostly, soda sometimes..bout 200 lbs and 6 foot...metabolism is normal...drank alot of water yesterday, pissed 2 times before the test today...and downed some water b4 test...piss was a very light light yellow...will i pass?

Trutherator

Jun 28 2007, 12:10 pm

None of the drinks or pills they are diuretics, to make you pee. they do noy mask or remove the drug, the dilute it to below the test threshold level. some people do pass. but most do not. it is the mass quantity of water that you drink.DO NOT DRINK TO MUCH WATER OR YOU CAN DIE. your only chance to pass is to either not smoke for 4 months. to be safe. and like me if you are a paranoid 10 year several times a day smoker. do the. the night before the test drink about 2 quarts of water.when you wake up in the morning you metabolite level is highest. so piss out the two quarts, drink a full serving of a fiber supplement you mix with 8 ounces of water or cranberry juice and take a asprin and drink any big energy drink that has B- vitamins. at least 3 hours before. piss like 3-4 times before test and eat fresh fruit for breakfast.. do this and i promise you you may pass.. DO NOT DRINK TO MUCH WATER OR YOU CAN DIE!! NO JOKE.. DEAD THAT SPELLS DEAD.. good luck. i promise nothing but its you best chance

youdon'tknowme

Jun 25 2007, 6:20 pm

Has anyone ever used p-sure synthetic? Does it work? Some sites say labs can detect synthetic now. Please respond asap as test is tomorrow.

love maryjane

Jun 25 2007, 3:20 am

drink lots and lots of water, and i think you should be fine. good luck! :]

KayKay

Jun 23 2007, 8:07 pm

Alright, I smoked almost everyday for about two weeks, I've been clean for 15 days now...I have a pee/swab test in about a week or two. I've been drinking lots of water and citrus/acidic shit...should I be fine, or am I gonna fail miserably?

freakinscared

Jun 23 2007, 5:09 pm

correction- my probation officer comes to my house so it is very unsupervised as far as him seeing me give the sample. I just want to know if a lab can detect if the piss is male or female.

freakinscared

Jun 23 2007, 5:07 pm

Does using your moms piss really work for a drug test being sent to a lab? I am on probation and really scared.

going4broken

Jun 22 2007, 6:50 am

Yeah...I am trying to get this great job, but my little smoke habbit gets in the way quite a bit. Went for the first test thinking lots of water will go right through me...worked before...came back diluted. Second time, same thing...some B12 in the mix, little less water...diluted. Now, I am trying that omni puriclean stuff, and hopefully this works. $80 later (causing my pick up to be less then planned) it better work! Now I just need some tips on how to add reasurrance. someone told me that there were more detailed instructions online and I am not finding them...anyone know anything???

Money

Jun 13 2007, 9:30 pm

Yeah I am in the same boat with blazin07. I smoked on the 7th and my test is on the 15th. I'm just wondering if the Purified Brand Instant Acting body cleanser works or not...

PrivacyProtector

Jun 13 2007, 12:50 pm

I took a drug "screen" at a lab on Sat. I used Quick Fix 4.0. It is so convenient with the temp strip. Sure beats asking mom for some piss. It is now Wednesday and I have not heard anything regarding the job. They stated that it may take up to 3 business days before they receive the results. I will let you all know when I find out whether Quick Fix works. You can even sew a small compartment for the bottle in your underwear!!! If Quick Fix works...I will tell everyone!!!

blazin07

Jun 7 2007, 11:14 pm

Hey guys, I have my test tomorrow and I got Purified Brand Instant Acting body cleanser. Does anyone know if it works or should I go out and get another brand.

lilysmoker

Jun 4 2007, 4:58 pm

Ok, heres the deal... I've read through most of these comments and I have listened to most of your advice, but which is better Omni triple or test pure? I will use the piss the comes from the mid-stream, but what detox should I use, my test could be anytime and its for a job.

Thanks!!!

Harley

Jun 1 2007, 5:48 pm

does azo cranberry really work? what about certo?

playdohSHROOMS

May 31 2007, 3:47 pm

ps: to delute your urine...try cranberry juice or apple juice as opposed to water..it gives your urine color and it doesnt look like you tried to hide anything. also, try an at home drug test you can buy at cvs n shit before the actual screening to make sure you're safe!

playdohSHROOMS

May 31 2007, 3:42 pm

dude ive taken 5 niocin before... and failed an at home drug test...i drank that omni bullshit too...and failed again...thennn i got this shit that said it was undetectable and 100% effective...it was 32 oz of liquid syrup and 25 pills!(crisis pills) it said to eat them all and drink that stuff within 30 minutes...i did it and i thought i was cool...until i threw it all up!!....yea talk about your all time back fires..but now i have a drug test and i bought jazz total detox. my dads friend gave it to him he said it works great...lets hope! the underlying message...if you smoke everyday without fail for about four years...niocin and omni bullshit JUST DOESNT WORK!

kadie

May 24 2007, 9:53 pm

someone please lemme know whats up because i smoked salvia on tuesday and the last time i smoked buds was the 5th of may and i gotta drug test coming up anyday now i need to know if im screwed or if there is something i can do that i dont have to spend alot of money on

StefRulz#1...hopefully

May 24 2007, 9:32 am

Hey everyone, help if you can :)
I just got hired at Best Buy, which I'm really excited about, but like a dumbass, I've continued to keep smoking until last nite around 9pm. I'm taking a urine test tomorrow at some point. I went to a head shop and the guy told me to get "Purified Instant Acting" complete body cleanser. He told me to drink it about 2 hours before my test, and then drink 2 bottles of water, and make sure to pee at least 4 times prior to the test. He said I'll have about a 5 hour window from when I drink it to when I have to test. I'm really really freaking out, do you think this will work? I've also been taking Echinacea Goldenseal, if that helps me at all.

Jander

May 23 2007, 12:59 am

i friggin passed!

if you go the detox drink route, drink it the night before, not 3 hours before

Jander

May 21 2007, 1:58 am

fuck me i bought that omni shit ($45) and drank it the day before at about noon, drank a lot of water, and pissed about 20 times. the test was 1 pm the next day. what should i expect? i also started a multivitamin the same day... :)

smokestax

May 17 2007, 7:43 am

Has anyone tried Dr. Greens 4:20 detox drink and if so can you tell me if it works or not. Thanks

KYSmoker

May 17 2007, 2:08 am

I recently tried the certo/surejell method and failed. If you are getting urine sent to a lab, sure jell no longer gets past the lab methods. This mistake cost me 70G per year.

MinorXThreat

May 16 2007, 5:37 am

The only thing that worked for me in a urine drug test is simply using someone else'e sample... There are websites out there that sell clean urine - perfecturine.com is the one i used... As far as hair testing, i hope those never get popular, cause then i'm screwed! Has any one ever used those shampoos with success?

Christachio

May 14 2007, 9:47 pm

hey pd...your piss has to be atleast a 60-40 solution for most drug testing places i'm sure they'll just let you take it again

Christachio

May 14 2007, 9:46 pm

Hey king...why don't you just shave your head

inpain555

May 14 2007, 2:20 am

Just thought id let everyone know,a couple of weeks ago i had to take a unexpected urine test to show i HAD opiates in my system for my pain dr. I had taken the AZO pills a couple of days before and because of them my system showed CLEAN so now i have no doctor. it sux to be clean when youre not suppose to be =(

KINGOFDACITY

May 13 2007, 7:55 pm

Help, I have a urine/hair follicle test in about a week, its been 48 days since I've smoke (which is killing me). Not worried about the urine test since I think its out of my system by now. But the hair follicle test is a different subject. ANY ADVISE

pd

May 10 2007, 4:45 pm

i recently quit puffin for five months, while awaiting a drug test for a job. when i went to take the test, i didnt have to piss, so i drank water. after i was done the nurse said my piss looked diluted.can this cost me a job or will i just have to piss again? thanks alot

Jashalashambhala

May 9 2007, 2:47 pm

Urinalysis for pot are for THC metabolite, not THC itself. Liver metabolizes THC, & then slowly discharge it through the bile ducts into intestine during digestion. They r then REABSORBED INTO THE BLOOD. Once in bloodstream they end up in dif. parts of body. If you put on fat, the metabs will end up there; stored til the fat is burned. This why heavy exercise will release metab's back into the blood. THC Metab's linger until the kidneys detox them from the blood until they are no longer present. Other foods (carbs, proteins) do not require bile. So eating fats speeds up elimination of metabolite from liver; help detox u, and produce high levels of metabolites in your urine. So eating lots of fats speed up the total detox from the body, but only if exercising, and drinking lots of water; in order for none of it to be stored in the body with fat you put on. If u don't have time, it's better to NOT DETOX RIGHT BEFORE THE EXAM. Instead, take fiber products that will bind to stuff in the intestines, & DO NOT EAT ANY FATS OR OILS WHATSOEVER THE DAY BEFORE AND OF THE EXAM. Then volumize your body with excess amounts of fluids, in order to dilute the concentration of, and to flush out any metabolites which are in the blood, kidneys, and bladder.

bigRich845~!

May 1 2007, 8:20 pm

Word up to the head shop man and that shit instant acting! shit works great! i highly recommend it.

Dankmon

Apr 27 2007, 9:31 pm

Funny story. I received a job offer from a major financial institution. "Congradulations and Welcome aboard!" The recruiter gave me my start date and time!! The recruiter never said ANYTHING about a drug screening (I know, I should have known better). He then tells me to come in the next day to fill out some additional paperwork. So off I go and celebrate my new job offer with couple of bowls of herb. The next day I show up and I'm waiting a while for them to give me the documents I need to fill out. Meanwhile, while waiting I overheard a HR person tell another canidate that after the forms are completed you have to go get your drug screening..."OH SHIT!" I thought to myself. So I had to think quick. I had to get the fuck outta there. I told the HR lady that I had an emergency and had to leave now! She told me that I had to come back later to complete the forms and drug test. "OK, I'll be back." I told her..Yeah, right. I called the recruiter that I was initially talking to and advised him that I had to leave do to an emergency, could I reschedule. He said no problem, and scheduled me a couple days later. "Whew, great!" So I hit my local headshop and got this stuff called PURICLEAN INSTANT ACTING. I was told to not smoke for 2 days and drink a shit load of water (I think I had almost a gallon or so). ON the day of the test drink the PURICLEAN solution and 32 oz of water 90 min. before you go, and piss at least 3 times before you give the donation. I've been stressing HARD over this for the past week..Not sure if the PURICLEAN INSTANT ACTIVE was for real. I got the call today from the recruiter stating that I passed my drug screening, and back ground check successfully. I so STOKED. I know that there are alot of doubter on these drinks, but it worked for me! I dunno, maybe it was the water as well.

tenaciousdel

Apr 20 2007, 4:35 pm

where can i find the omni cleansing drink? or the pills? i've tried calling my local Vitamin Shoppe, Vitamin World, and GNC and nobody seems to carry this stuff!

Synthetic

Apr 20 2007, 2:20 pm

I used Dr. Greens Agent X Premixed Unisex Synthetic Urine and it worked. Passed the urinalisis and drug test. (9panel)

Real Help for real

Apr 17 2007, 6:17 pm

If you need real help passing a piss hair or saliva test please visit www.drugtestfriend.com they will help you even a person to talk to with on the phone live. I used there service and passed with no problem with the hair test. These guys are for real for real

tony

Apr 17 2007, 12:54 am

i might have to get tested and i use meth only on occasions. I know this sounds crazy because usually thats all meth addicts do is METH! but i seriously am just a frequent user...mostly weekends..how long is meth in your system and what is the best technique to get it out of your system if you knew you had a drug test but you were notified of the test with 2-3 days notice...thanks and I hope someone can help me..thanks again

Curious

Apr 16 2007, 6:46 pm

Should hair folicle tests be used? .... I mean if a person has long hair, I mean really long hair....then any part of those strands can be used to detect use...and the results don't determine how long ago you may have smoked. This isn't fair to people who haven't smoked in months. What defense can a person use if a person smoked a little but havent smoked much in their life, much less lately?..
Anyone know how to get out of a required folicle test...besides shaving everything? How bout legally?
How 'bout shampoos? I heard Omni Shampoo doesnt work and The Tide, vinegar formular doesnt work.

maitre 'd

Apr 13 2007, 3:27 pm

i got offered a job and had to submit a urine specimine for drug screening. i was nervous because i'm a light to moderate smoker (about once a week or so). i tried OMNI TRIPLE STRENGTH detox drink (32oz size). it tasted like rotten fruit and veggies, but it worked. i drank 16oz of water before the detox drink and 8oz after. i pissed 3-4 times and tested myself with a homes test i got from a local drug store (like Walgreens or RiteAid). it came out negative. i immediately went down to the lab and submitted my urine for testing and everything turned out great. i got the job. i reccommend this to anyone who is in this situation.

crysee...

Apr 13 2007, 12:51 pm

Well since no one wanted to help me I went and took the urine test but I didn't use my urine. I bought a hot/cold compess to keep it warm (put it in the microwave don't put the urine in microwave)and when I got there since it was for a job I had time to take it out of a ziploc bag(no one watching close doors) that was in the privates and put it in the container and it worked.....hehehehehhehehe...Temp has to be @91.0-97.1...good luck all....

crysee...

Apr 12 2007, 8:04 am

I want to know if q carb really works I have to get a physical to drive commercial trucks and urine test is a part of it. I am a social smoker so I smoke on a daily basis. please help people....

L Evnas

Apr 11 2007, 11:16 pm

After failing 3 consecutive drug test for some really high paying jobs in the pharmaceutical industry, I obtained some drug free urine from the lab that had been collected from donors and filled up a test tube full and froze it really fast. On testing day, put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes, drove to the clinic with the heater on and was the first pa5tient in line. When i gave the nurse my sample and when she marked the temperature good.. i had it made. got the job.

Gurly being tested....

Apr 11 2007, 11:06 pm

What is azo? where do I find it?...Please let me know..I need help. for a pee-test..Does Q carbs really work I haven't seen any one say anything bad about it....please help me job depends on it...

smoking_angel

Apr 11 2007, 3:15 pm

Hey, i'm not as worried as some of you cats on here, but i do want to know, has anyone ever used "total eclipse"? i've used one other type and my mom used a different one too... but "total eclipse" was all GNC had at the time. Anyone know if it works for sure? p.s. they have poor directions too... but it does so money back guarantee.. i usually stick to those types. please someone let me know!!

Abby Gascoyne

Apr 9 2007, 8:50 am

if anyone ever looked on this and saw my name they would trust what i have to say completely. i have prob got half my town to smoke weed and ive smoke with just about everyone. i smoked a blunt of some headies yesterday and i have to get tested today for a job BJs. i didnt no they drug tested till 3 days ago so i said fuck it and smoked anyways. i baught 2 of the omni cleansing liquid and pill packs,(buy on get one half off). so i did one when i first got it and im about to do my other one now. i smoke on average bout 5 to 7 blunts a day for over 1year for sure. ill come back in a couple hours n let you know i got a home test to test myself 2 b4 i go just to see if i have to stall them. i think im good. ill be back!

josephu

Mar 31 2007, 10:15 pm

hey people, alot of you dont know me, but I am "high"ly regarded on hightimes other forum, "breaking the body" go there for more info, oh yeah drugtestfriend.com is a scam, their method is listed for free on the breaking the body forum, dont waste your 30 bucks, come on over there and visit, I think youll be surprised at what you read.

never failed

Mar 31 2007, 7:31 pm

dude I found this stuff called Sonne's #7 detoxificant aid. I can only get this at a local health store and can't find it any where else. I take two gulps 3 time a day for two days and drink lots of water (I even passed in just a day and a half, but I drank more)
$20.00 a big bottle and 7 passed U A s its the best I have been a heavy daily smoker!

ya boy west

Mar 28 2007, 10:24 pm

if your tryin to pass a U.A. its really not that hard, i forked over 50 some for the q-carbo drink, quit smokin for like 5 days before and just used the drink as directed. def. fill ur cup with midway piss, like dude way below had suggested. passed with flyin colors and got my construction job. now i jus try to find a safe jonny on the spot to blaze in when i'm on the job. Haha fuck these fucked up laws we got in this other-wise great country.

I Passed!

Mar 28 2007, 8:53 pm

Test Pure Platinum is the best. I stopped smoking three days before the test and just followed the directions on the bottle. I just passed my drug test and I've smoked everyday for 12 years.

worried like a bitch!

Mar 27 2007, 8:08 pm

get at me at my sn

dadeshighhestt

worried like a bitch!

Mar 27 2007, 8:07 pm

okay i have omni cleansing liquid....i havent toked up since sunday...im a usual smoker and all. im a little scared. heres the deal im getting picked up 2m at 2 to go to the clinic..i have to be there at 3 and cant pee on the way there bc my mom wont want to wait for me to go pee again at the clinic. so to be safe what time should i take it and have time to pee atleast 3-4 times before 2..but i need it to last till about 4

sphinx

Mar 25 2007, 10:46 am

i came here for help with a drug test. here is my story and how i PASSED my drug test: smoked twice a day, for 3 days while up in Orlando (wed-sat) during my spring break. then when i came home i had a job interview on tuesday, and they told me i have to do a drug test. that day i went to the mall and got OMNI CLEANSING drink that costs around $25 at the GNC. On the day of the test, I drank it 2 hours before the test and drank 3 bottles of cold water and pissed 3 times. Then i went in the medical clinic and took the test, 5 days later i get a call saying that i PASSED the drug test, so im hired. Omni cleansing drink helped me all the way. if you have questions, IM me- ac1d8ooo

BMX

Mar 23 2007, 12:43 pm

Need help... are DOT urine tests different? Please advise.

Steve

Mar 21 2007, 11:43 pm

yo i got a drug test at 9 am tommorow, and i smoked a little saturday, hit up the sauna, and drank some water, but not to much, i have just purchased a qcarbo tropical drink, when should i drink it? ive heard 3 hours before the test is that right?

smokealittle

Mar 18 2007, 2:10 pm

Have a urine test coming up soon. Have friends that say Terminador Gold is a sure thing, but the places around stoped carring it. Guy told me to try Purified Instant Acting. Only smoked about 5 hits 2 wks ago...any thoughts???????

Passing the test

Mar 11 2007, 5:46 pm

I have some good news for you guys. I have found a company that backs there product with a Real person to speak with. Someone that answers the email you send. They have a real desire to help you pass.

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Hair Test: http://www.hairtestfriend.com
Saliva Test: http://www.salivatestfriend.com

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hd

Mar 9 2007, 3:19 pm

any one ever use total eclipse drink from gnc

Jason

Mar 8 2007, 11:31 pm

i have to take a drug test next monday does anyone know anything of The max DTR natural cleanser drink does it really work

Cap1

Mar 6 2007, 7:25 pm

Charlie: The DOT does not test hair. If your company is requiring a hair test, then they are not following DOT guidelines.

cori

Mar 6 2007, 2:57 pm

Stat - 1 hour emergency flush.........anyone know anything about it...... ?

charlie

Mar 5 2007, 7:25 pm

The company I work for just issues revised drug testing policies, as part of DOT testing... for truck drivers they included hair samples!!!! I don't remember this being part dot 49 cfr part 40... someone plz. shed some light on this.....charlie

djgold

Mar 4 2007, 1:35 pm

ok im on probation i smoked a blunt last night only took like 5-6 hits not even very big ones im gonna drink alot of water for a week until i piss clear for about a week then if the po wants a sample i just hope i have a lite yellow color in my urine if i do i feel im good NOW HAVE A FUNNY STORY FOR ALL YOU GUYS about three years ago i needed a job my freind got me a job at best buys but before i could start i had to test well i smoked everyday blunt pack after pack i had my test on a thursday at 4:30 my freinds little brother came home and pissed in a shamppo bottle(travel size) for me well 15 min. before the test we nuked the bottle and strapped it to my leg i waited for 20-25 min. in the office of the diagnostic center then took my piss test when i came out i noticed i had really hot urine the nurse looked at it then looked at me and said "185 degrees are you sick or sumpthin"? i had to hold back from laughin becuase it was obvious what i did well in the end i got the job but lost a oval patch of hair on my inner thigh i guess they got sinnged off oh well its the price you pay to toke

Caroline H.

Feb 27 2007, 3:59 pm

hey. im really concerned. i am getting drug tested tomorrow at 9:00am, at court. if i come up positive, there is a 99% chance i will be locked up. i purchased Herbal Clean East Cleanser with Eliminex today. if i drink that tomorrow before my drug test will i pass? im not familiar with this stuff. i just know how to smoke buds, can you help?

cdew

Feb 27 2007, 1:27 am

what kind of preemployment drug test does Google use ?

Cori

Feb 26 2007, 7:07 pm

has anyone ever tried the STAT - 1 hour emergency flush? have a drug test comin up and well i realllly need this job.

Dman

Feb 26 2007, 4:19 pm

need to pass a piss test to join the army .i have been clean for 10 days .please help.

CERTO-NO!

Feb 22 2007, 6:21 pm

I've read all the Certo hype, and thought that it moght work for me. I took vitamin B and then I mixed two packets of certo with 64 ounces of juice, two hours before my test, drank it all down and followed it up with another 64 ounces of water.
My piss came out a light green color, and I failed the test completly. from the sound of the lab tech who called me, I think my piss may have turned to jello or something, but either way don't bet the farm on certo. If you can get some clean piss or piss substitute, USE IT. It isn't worth the risk or the uncertainty.

Uncle Jacobis

Feb 21 2007, 3:11 pm

Well i know from exsperiance that nicacin will not work unless u injest about four gallons of water it is not a quick fix solution and u will probably regret taking it i was discharged from the millitary for failing a urinalysis so dont even bother with nicin but now i have a new problem i can pass a piss test no problem but i have a hair folicle test and i need some help if anyone has any ideas please help

Danny Ocean

Feb 21 2007, 8:51 am

Here is some help for all who are nervous about an upcoming drug test. I have to take regular urine tests for my probation. When you go in for pre employment or random employee screening in many cases they do what is commonly refered to as a "dip test". These are significantly less accurate than the tests I take which are mass spectrometer. Mass spectrometer testing means they basically shine a laser through your piss and compare it to a control sample. The joke is that they can tell what kind of pop you drank the night before. I have passed every single mass spectrometer test I have taken so far with Omni triple strength drink I pick up at the local nutrition store for 20 bucks. I have never smoked anything but grade A nugs and I have smoked as recently as the two nights before the test and every night for about 3 weeks before that, passed with flying colors. One mistake a lot of people make with Omni is to drink TOO MUCH water with it. You want to drink the bottle and then fill the bottle that it comes in twice with water and drink that. piss a couple of times before hand and always make sure when you piss in the cup to catch your urine mid stream, the beginning of the stream is where most of the toxins come out. If I am passing these tests with this method, I am confident anyone can. That being said, don't get over confident and think you are cool to smoke the night before because you got the drink. Don't push your luck, try to obstain as long before the test as possible. Good luck!

Spit Happens

Feb 19 2007, 1:40 pm

If in real need I used this site called salivatestsolutions.com and passed with no problem they give you the products the formula and a counselor . Just for 28.95. I love these guys they back up there product. They also have one for hair hairtestingsolutions.com and one for urine urinetestsolutions.com . I am a satisfied client of the saliva test if they are as good with it as the others then they have you covered

Larry

Feb 19 2007, 10:40 am

I have a saliva test on Wednesday. Today is Monday. I smoked earlier today. If I abstain from smoking until the test on Wednesday, what are my chances of passing?

priceprince

Feb 17 2007, 3:37 am

I used the kit from gonumber1.com, I was a little nervous leading up to the test, but I just followed the great directions and I was good to go. They even asked me to lift up my shirt and show my belly, and they couldn't tell I had the little hot pee pack strapped to my junk! Best $50 I ever spent.

JC

Feb 14 2007, 9:40 am

I need to know how to pass a piss test in about 4 hrs.
Anyone have a quick fix

reefer chiefer

Feb 13 2007, 11:35 am

omni soft gel is tha shit. tokk it about three hours before the u.a. having smoked about three days before and i passed. i'm skinny, i'm active, but this shit works. yeah yeah. time to spark up.

Token

Feb 12 2007, 2:53 pm

Hey has any one tried to use q-carbo before? i have a drug test in 2 days and i bought that shit does it really work?

Sub club

Feb 10 2007, 3:46 am

The first time I passed using syntho went like this. First I decided on the product. Ultra-Pure synthetic urine by Ultra-Klean. Read, and re-read the directions. About 2 hours before my test I shook the bottle and opened the enclosed handwarmer, read the directions, and wrapped it around the bottle, then stuck it in my crotch, under 2 pair of whitey tighties, a pair of flannel long johns, and then another pair of tighties, then my jeans. just to keep things snug, as I didn't want anything falling out in the clinic. After about 45 minutes I started getting a reading on the bottle temperature strip, another half hour and I was up to 99 deg. Keeping things as they were, I went to the clinic. Just before I went in, I removed the heating pad, Shook the bottle and it was reading 99. It took about 10 minutes from the time I went in till I went back to the donor room. I knew it was a non-observed test. After washing my hands I went in, closed the door, put the donor cup on the back of the toilet and as quietly as possible pulled out the bottle, shook it a little then removed the top and poured it in the cup, keeping it tilted to reduce any noise. I was too nervous to actually piss, but thought I better at least stay in there a few extra seconds. Came out gave her my cup, and 48 hours later I'm at my new job. Tips: buy extra hand warmers for a quick heat up. Do not use the squirt top. ( the suction noise when you release it is a give away) DO NOT drop anything. Put the bottle and cap back in your crotch. Be confident, you WILL pass. The temp has got to be 99 before you go in. Don't waste any, they only give you just enough. Don't be nervous, just DO IT! you'll be fine.

Tiff

Feb 7 2007, 12:52 pm

I smoked last nite and now I found out I Have a drug test in the morning! This is for a job that a drug test was not required now it is!! Please help!! I am a all the time smoker!

SmOkE

Feb 6 2007, 6:00 pm

how long does it take for weed to get IN your system....meaning....if i smoke..how long before it will show up on a piss test

Double Blade

Feb 6 2007, 2:51 am

Sub Clubber, I'm definately interested in your step by step. I own some of the urine and I keep it in my car just in case I get pulled for a random test at work. The testing is done at a clinic and we have to drive from work to get there. Many times, there are two of us that are picked. I've come up with a plan just in case I get selected, but the plan hasn't been put to the test. I'd appreciate any pointers that you could give.

TucsonHaze

Feb 5 2007, 8:30 pm

Damn that shit is invasive... If the world comes to that I'll definitely see to it that I'm my own boss... and most importantly support legalization!!!

sub clubber

Feb 3 2007, 5:09 pm

Josh: Nobody is going for your useless spam. Your product is nothing more than a manual, on what you can buy. Why waste the money when ya can find it all right here.

Drugtestfriend.com is a scam people. It's a big time rip off.

Josh

Feb 3 2007, 1:11 pm

Sorry hand sliped from post below for saliva test go to salivatestfriend.com and for urine goto drugtestfriend.com . I have used the ones for hair and urine and tyhere products work great I am sure the saliva test works fine too its the easyest one to beat I have heard.

Josh

Feb 3 2007, 1:09 pm

Dude if in doubt for hair go to hairtestfriend.com these guys are great they also have a product for

sub clubber

Feb 2 2007, 7:47 am

I have been subject to random, and pre-employment drug screens for almost 20 years. For a long time I used the detox drinks, they work if you have time to abstain for a few days, but sometimes they give a diluted reading, some companies will let you pass, but hit you on the next random. Which I found out the hard way. You cannot get totally clean in a few days, all you can do is water it down. They look for cannaboids, which are measured in Ng's (nannograms) it would take 50,000 Ng's to equal one grain of sand. Yes, they're that small. They can detect these down to 15 Ng's per sample.

My solution: Synthetic urine. It works every time. If you are taking a federal DOT test, you will NOT be observed, it's simple to sub, as long as your not careless, like drop the cap, or something. getting it to temp is no problem either. If anyone wants to know my exact procedures, just reply on here, and I will go step by step on what I do.

SLB

Feb 1 2007, 4:47 am

hey 1 question, i had a oral drug/alcohol test today and i hadn't smoked pot for about a month until the day before yesterday. i didn't think i was going to get the job so i decided to take a couple hits. i only took maybe 2 or 3 hits, and i weigh about 115. it was still enough to give me a high for and hour or less. But what do you think my chances are of passing the drug test?

grimshot5775

Jan 29 2007, 11:25 pm

new one for ppl that i just heard and i really want to know if it works or not!! but a string in clorox bleach for one night. have a 5 inch string sumthing u can hide under a ring. when u take ur test place the string in ur pee cup. but first let the string dry out before u bring it in to work. dont let it drop in u dont want to fish that out. i hear it works for military ppl that have to take uts. i would like a little feed back if it works or not

samson

Jan 29 2007, 10:35 pm

go buy jazz total detox. i smoked about 3 blunts of dro the night before i had my test because it has worked every time i have used it. it only takes about 90 minutes to be completely clean for 5 hours

InDireNeedofHelp

Jan 29 2007, 4:08 pm

Hi, I smoked about a bowl and a half last night after a drug test screening friday. I drank so much water that day i had to stop about 4 times on the way there to pee. They told me today that the test proved inconclusive and to not drink as much water next time. I smoked last night and i have the second test tommorow afternoon. Is there any info anyone could give me please it would be MOST APPRECIATED. ALSO I DESPERATELY NEED THIS JOB. I AM AN IDIOT AND COULD USE ANY ADVICE GIVEN. ANY DRINK OR ANYTHING WOULD BE APPRECIATED. EVEN AN ALTERNATIVE METHOD. I BROUGHT IN MY FRIENDS PISS LAST TIME BUT IT WAS TOO COLD. HOPEFULLY THRID TIMES A CHARM. ANY INFO WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED AND WOULD HELP ME OUT A BUNCH. THANK YOU. pls help

Lickity spit

Jan 27 2007, 6:47 am

Dude go to salivatestfriend.com I used there product and passed with flying colors. I get to make some great cash with my new job. I can get better weed to. Rock on guys. If you have questions please use there product they give you a personal assistant to call anytime day or night to help you use there products correctly

been there done that

Jan 25 2007, 5:35 pm

walmart test i right after your interview. you will have 24 hrs to test,or they also give you a 2hr time frame. dont go to walmart and work if you get hurt they will drive you to be tested. work for b.p. gas they dont test at all. unless your mgt.

anonymous

Jan 24 2007, 4:24 pm

I actually have a question. I am going through the process of interviews to be hired at Walmart. I know i will have to have a drug test done, but i'm wondering if anyone knows in what part of the hiring process it will be issued. I dont know whether i'll have a week or if it will be tomorrow. Someone PLEASE HELP!!

heather

Jan 23 2007, 10:14 pm

hey excuse the miss spelling on my last comment i meant to say our and wrote out, i think something like that im a little stoned...

heather

Jan 23 2007, 10:09 pm

hello to everyone hope all is well..me and my boyfriend just got out medical cards last friday and its so nice to smoke, hopefully no more hassles..

star_striker

Jan 21 2007, 10:53 pm

does anyone know the instructions to jazz total detox??? I have the bottle but the instructions were misplaced.

Forum Reader Pleased

Jan 21 2007, 12:15 pm

I am glad I came to these forums, I have had good and bad info from this site. I tried a couple of sites from this board with bad results. I am a daily smoker and have friends and colleges on probation just like me. I was told about a site that was mentioned here for a saliva and hair test hairtestfriend.com and salivatestfriend.com I tried the one for saliva test and passed with flying colors. I want to tell the world there are reliable people out that care and do what they say use these guys they are for real and do what they say.

worried sick

Jan 20 2007, 9:00 am

One other thing...I am a pretty regular smoker...joint or 2 a day for over 4 yrs. Hope someone can help with this..am so screwed if I lose this job.

worried sick

Jan 20 2007, 8:53 am

I knew I had a drug test coming up, so started eating veggies, drinking water, green tea, exercising, took vitamin B complex, stopped smoking & bought Detoxify Mega Clean. Here is problem..they popped the test on me early. Managed to drink the mega clean..was in me about 1 1/2 hrs before test..but I could only urinate very small amount before test. The drink gave me diarrhea..after going thru that for about 5 minutes, they had me give the urine sample. Any chance that expelling the drink by having diarrhea will produce same positive results on test as if I had been able to urinate alot before test. I was clean 10 days prior to test and weigh about 170 .. 5'4. Am so worried..does anybody know?

Hair Test Help

Jan 19 2007, 11:18 am

Ok so I have a hair focile test at 3:00 today and its 10:17 over here, I have that omni shampoo and I have been looking at some of your things saying it works and dosnt work ? so if anyone knows please hit me back cuz this is what decideds if I pay for college or parents do

passing thru life

Jan 18 2007, 5:56 pm

There is a place where i go to get all the help I need. I had a friend come here and find info for a saliva test he used a site called salivatestfriend.com and passed with no problems I had to take the hair test and he told me about hairtestfriend.com they have a site for a piss test too called drugtestfriend.com these guys got the stuff down I got my freedom back thanks to these guys

shadowkutter

Jan 17 2007, 4:08 pm

ZYDOT hair cleanser sux!! After following directions and throwing my 40.oo to the scumbags who claims it works I flunked my test THANX ZYDOT

Satisfied

Jan 15 2007, 1:37 pm

Thank you Rasta Exec. I used these guys for my piss test and it worked great. Its about the only real info I have found and the people respond back to questions and I love these guys in a business thats cut throat and full of lies these guys pass the test for me. go to drugtestfriend.com a you will be glad you did thanks

yo

Jan 14 2007, 1:10 am

if u stop smoking for a while and i mean a fuckin long time like a month then do it again ONE time u should be in the clear because it gets out of ur system in like 18-24 hours

jrayv

Jan 13 2007, 10:52 am

http://www.ndci.org/NDCIR%20VI.pdf

...start at page 23.

Damian420

Jan 12 2007, 5:39 pm

hey it came to my drug test and i passed i think that just stay clean for a long time and drink a lot of water and you will be clean FUCK YEAH I PASSED THE FUCKING TEST

sam

Jan 11 2007, 1:56 pm

has anyone tried the total jazz detox? if u have can u please tell me if it works or not. im thinkin that i have my drop on tuesday and i wikk b clean for about 11 days by then

Rasta Exec

Jan 10 2007, 10:07 am

I see a post below about these sites and I went there and it worked great for the saliva test for me(salivatestfriend.com). My friend used the urine formula from the other site (drugtestfriend.com). We both go to different probation offices. Both of use came back clean no problems no red flags. I swear by these guys check it out!!!

elmo

Jan 8 2007, 1:14 pm

i have to take an oral swab drug test in two days. does anyone know how long it detects marijuana for a lab test. not over the counter. i will have been clean for 8 days. please help!!!

Test Passer

Jan 7 2007, 6:30 pm

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Need to pass a hair test go to hairtestfriend.com
Need to pass a saliva test go to salivatestfriend.com

These guys have it all under control

RS

Jan 6 2007, 8:15 am

I do not know why companies sell and say urine lucky additive works, or any other kind, IT DOES NOT WORK PERIOD!! I have added it to my urine, and tested with strips from Rapid Drug and always test positive. Like someone else said, save the money, buy synthetic, and if scared of being watched, buy the urinator penis.

dirtybird28

Jan 6 2007, 12:52 am

I also have to take a drugtest soon, I haven't smoked since Dec.26.06 before that I blew everyday.
Currently I've been drinking plenty of water with drops of bleach in it, I'm pretty sure it will be a urine test
ANY SUGGESTIONS? Plz help.

Damian420

Jan 5 2007, 3:55 pm

hey i dont have ne money so i cant buy that drink and i cant go out cause i have the monitor but does anyone know how i can get clean at home

coolgranny2

Jan 4 2007, 4:50 pm

hey damian clorox aint gonna do ne thing cept for make u sick and eat ur insides. just keep drinking lots of water. to everyone want to let y'all know that the omni extra strength really does work!!!! took my test on the 6th p and all was good. thanks omni

Damian420

Jan 4 2007, 2:37 pm

im on the monitor and they gave me a month to clean myself out and i stayed clean for like a week and after that week and i smoked a joint and ive been trying to clean myself out i have a week left to clean myself out and i dont have any money and im on the monitor so i cant go out does anyone know a way that i can clean myself out i dranked a tea sponn of clorox and ive been drinking a tons of water i need help to clean myself out can anyone help me plz =)

coolgranny2

Jan 2 2007, 10:47 pm

can someone tell me what ng's r and how they r measured thanks

Brained Out there

Jan 1 2007, 10:48 pm

If ya need to pass do what I did go to drugtestfriend.com thats all there is trust a guy thats been there

missjamie

Dec 19 2006, 1:45 pm

Hey everybody. Anyone know if those OMNI drinks work for stuff other than just weed, like coke and opiates?

ummm...plz help

Dec 18 2006, 9:47 pm

ok tomorrow i have a interview...they are going to give me an oral drug test...i smoked yesterday morning, and the time before that was wednesday the 13th....its just a mouth swab but i was wondering if anyone KNOWS if i will pass...it will be three days by the time the test is...i need a response from someone who is POSITIVE that i will or wont...thankz

NEED2SMOKE

Dec 15 2006, 10:50 pm

wHICH IS BETTER FOR RANDOMS, QUICK FIX SYNTHETIC URINE OR URINE LUCK???

passed it

Dec 14 2006, 4:23 pm

I have been reading this and other sites as I prepared to take a pre-employment drug test. The last time I had to worry about this was over 20 years ago when I used Zydot's Special Blend to pass. However, I did a test run with the current Zydot product two days before I had to go test and the result was inconclusive. This made me panic as I can't afford to NOT GET THIS JOB. So, after reading info from several sites, I decided to go with the "using some piss from a clean friend" method. Here is how it works - it is very simple. Just have a friend that you can trust pee into a non-lubricated condom. Tie is shut and place it next to your "taint" :) There are two things to worry about with this method: 1) that the tempature remains between 90 and 100 degrees and 2) that you are not observed while peeing. To keep the temp right, I wore a pair of "whitetighties" and then a pair of thinsulate underware over them. I put the condom just below my nuts where I could access it easily once I was in the bathroom. I carried a small safety pin in my pocket and used that to poke a small hole in the condom - worked like a charm! (except for pissing all over the lid which actually made it look authentic in my opinion) I was very relieved that noone was watching me pee. However, if I had been watched, my plan was to claim "stage fright" and ask for privacy. I think the whole key here is to remain as calm as possible - never let 'em see you sweat. Good luck!

Damn I'm nervous

Dec 14 2006, 2:24 pm

Hey yall, i just got hired for a good job, i gotta take a piss test in about 2 hours. I smoke only hydro and I smoke on average probably 2 blunts a day. I haven't smoked in the past 2 days. I been drinking a shitload of water for the past 2 days. I worked out and sat in a sauna at the gym yesterday to sweat real good. I just popped an omni cleansing softgel. I pray it works. I'll let u guys know in a couple hours i guess. Wish me luck, i need this fuckin job

NEED2SMOKE

Dec 13 2006, 1:52 pm

SO CROSSINMYFINGERS, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IF I SMOKE WEED AND TAKE CRANBERRY
PILLS, I'LL STAY CLEAN? THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE AND THERE'S NO PUTTING BLEACH ON YOUR FINGERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR SAMPLE.
THE NURSE'S OFFICE IS INSIDE THE PLANT, THERE'S NO LEAVING TO GO ANYWHERE, YOU ARE ESCORTED STRAIGHT TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE. I NEED SOME HELP IN CHOOSING BETWEEN THE QUICK FIX AND THE URINE LUCK.
CAN ANYBODY ELSE HELP????

CrossinMyFingers....

Dec 11 2006, 11:17 pm

Needs2Smoke- Take the advice of the PaloAzul guy. Also/or take the normal dosage of cranberry pills every day. Then before a test take like triple the amount. For a quick fix, stick your finger in bleach, then in your urine. The test will show inconclusive, and buy you a bit of time.

worried

Dec 8 2006, 1:10 am

I have a drug test for a really good job on MONDAY.
I am a heavy smoker. I got this Q Carbo one shot from GNC. Is ther anything else i can do?

Clint

Dec 7 2006, 2:45 am

Pocket underwear. Not a little bitty pocket or a small snap on pouch but a HUGE pocket. Can hold 100 condoms in case you are headed to a party. www.stashitware.com

NEED2SMOKE

Dec 2 2006, 1:59 am

MY JOB GIVES RANDOM DRUG TESTS, THERE'S NO STOPPING AT YOUR LOCKER OR NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM, THEY SIMPLY WALK YOU DOWN TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE AND TELL YOU TO PISS IN THE CUP, IT'S UNSUPERVISED
SO YOU CAN DO SOMETHING IN THAT WASHROOM IF YOU ARE PREPARED. THEY SEND THE SAMPLE TO QUEST DIAGNOSTICS,
ANYBODY EVER HEARD OF THEM??
ANYWAY, DO I KEEP SOME QUICK FIX ON ME OR URINE LUCK?? PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME, I HAVEN'T SMOKED IN ALMOST A YEAR AND I THINK I'M LOSING IT. I NEED HELP

bad rap on p-test

Nov 22 2006, 11:29 pm

I first failed A urine test after a 27 day dryout from smoking pot daily (lots). Turns out I had 68 ng, the cutoff limit was 15 ng. My second failure was after 59 days, with 56 ng.You think I could still be high? I now know it takes me much longer than this and how important watered down pee is on test day.I,ve done dozens of tests with long unhappy dryouts .NO MORE! Get synthetic urine and live as you do, no stress, no life altering changes.Passes every time.

Mega420Man

Nov 20 2006, 7:33 pm

need help anyone know a place to get zydot ultra clean in IL beside internet got a test in a 2 days so shipping wont work, or anyone know any other hair sampletest beater?

B-dog

Nov 11 2006, 9:10 pm

I am looking for someone who has taken U.R.N.Luck absolute de-tox & U.R.N.Luck pre-tox for a urine test. If so, how did it work out? Will large amounts of water and aspirin increase my chances of passing?

trip trap

Nov 8 2006, 4:21 pm

Hey. I took two weak hits two days ago. I just found out that my mom is bringing home a drug test today. She normally gets home at six [about three hours from now]. I just took three azos and I'm going to take three more later. I'm drinking alot of water.

Do you think I'll be okay for the test?

Evgeni

Nov 5 2006, 7:14 pm

I think that weed and alchohol is the BEST at least for me.... :)

Ben

Oct 25 2006, 5:08 am

Does anyone know why you are not supposed to drink alcohol for 48 hours prior to drinking a cleansing solution like Vale. Is there any reason other than the fact that it dehydrates you?

Medicine Man

Oct 17 2006, 4:29 pm

Ok for the last time, Dr.'s can not test for cleansing drinks. Most cleansing liquids will work if you FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY. If a Dr. asks you if you took a cleansing drink say NO. There is absolutely nothing they can test for. Most are all natural and so if they say that you tested positive for a cleanser, they are lying. If it is really clean they will ask you and try to trick you into admitting this. Tell them that you take vitamins and a few other supplements and you are covered.

pass2theleft

Oct 14 2006, 8:09 pm

i've smoked EVERYDAY for the last 2 years, and not dirt weed it was mostly high quality and dro atleast 10 times a month. Anyways, I was put on probation on June 17th. and couldn't stomach the taste of READY CLEAN OR ITS PRICE... SO i did my research and bought a root called PALO AZUL. You put a certain amout in a half gallon of water, boil(ONLY 5 MINUTES), let cool, then drink and repeat after 8-10 hours. You MUST do this 2-4 days in advance to test depending on weight and I'll be damned it fuckin worked. The taste... it how its sounds...just like...well...take a vitamin and chew it in your mouth, but not as harsh. I live in S.A.,TX so its not that hard to find, but if you live where there aren't alot of HISPANIC

TheDude

Oct 12 2006, 2:30 pm

One more thing:

I've never gone to a GNC or a Vitamin shop for cleansing products. The employees don't know anything, and would probably sell you a 15 dollar grape drink that tastes like shit and doesn't work. Wanna pass a drug test, go to a head shop where potheads(although they won't talk about it) can answer all your questions. Trust me, they know what works, Hans from GNC with the muscles won't. Don't sell yourselves short.

I personally hate drug testing and agree that its an invasion of privacy. As long as I show up on time and do my job well I don't thik I should be bothered. This is a whole other issue, but in the meantime we are all getting tested and we all need to be smart about it.

Some of the posts I've read before writing all this lead me to believe some of you don't even know what day it is. So I figured I would lay out my knowledge on the subject so that you can apply it to your personal situation.

General Chart:

Height doesn't matter, the weight you are compared to your height does.

Really skinny people(like Colista Flockhart skinny) might only need few days and may not need to exercise so much.

Slim people- 7-10 days with exercise.

Average(i.e a male 6 feet tall 200 lbs now apply the ratio to yourself)- 10-14 days with exercise.

Above average-(6 feet 220) 14-21 days with exercise.

Heavy-(6 feet 250+) 4 weeks with exercise.

*Without exercise you would need to add about another week to each of the lengths aforementioned. By exercise I mean from 3-4 times a week. Just sweat, however you can.

Good luck people! Keep burnin.

TheDude

Oct 12 2006, 2:14 pm

Part 2:

If they don't watch you and allow you to close the door the world is your oyster. Synthetic urine would be the best way to go in this case, and as I was told at my local head shop, "I could smoke minute before I walked in and pass." The other side of this is that if you don't pass for some reason it won't be because there's thc, and thus cannot go on your record that you're a pothead. Finally, make sure the temperature is between 90-100. If not, you're screwed. Thats the first thing they look for. Some synthetics come with a heat pad, if they don't, go buy one. Like with the drinks and pills, FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY. Anything you use to cleanse or replace was formulated to work if you follow the directions. You can't just make cookies anyway you want, you have to follow the directions, or you won't have made cookies. Get it?

A few other notes: The following is for people who have never taken a test and this is their first one.

Besides what I said earlier about metabolism and all that, don't drink a gallon of water an hour before your test, you will piss water. Makes sense. Water cannot be tested and is considered diluted and you would either fail or have to retest.

The best way to pass a drug test is obviously not smoking. But for those of you who aren't fans of abstinence, myself included, there are ways to pass the tests just fine if you 1)Stop smoking at least 2-3 days(come on people, have some self control) 2) Workout prior BUT not the day of, especially if you know when your taking the test. 3) Follow the EXACT directions, don't be a pioneer and wing it. We call them idiots.

TheDude

Oct 12 2006, 1:57 pm

These are GUIDELINES for everyone. I have taken several NCAA drug tests and pre-employment drug tests.

If you know ahead of time: If you know ahead of time that you have to take a test, STOP SMOKING, at least a week before you take it. Longer if you are heavier. THC is stored in fat cells, so the more of them you have the harder to cleanse yourself out. Use your judgement. Also, for that week or weeks leading up to the test, WORK OUT, sweat, do something to get the THC out of your body and into a toilet where it can't hurt you. If you are 4 feet tall and 300 lbs, you'll probably need a month or two, without smoking, and with lots of exercise. Normal, non overweight people with a metabolism don't need as long. The 30-day rule is for fatties. Sorry fatties.

Drinks: There's a million drinks and pills, which one is the best? I hate to say it but the more money it costs the more labwork was probably put into it to make it better. It's worth the money. When you get the drink, FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY. In reading some posts people are taking pills an hour before the test and failing. Duh. Does Tylenol work that fast? If they tell you to drink a specific amount of water, drink that much, no more no less. In other words, don't be an idiot...Follow the Directions.

Of NOTE: When taking drinks or pills avoid alcohol for 48 hours before you take the pills.

DO NOT work out the day of the test, its too late at that point and working out will only flood your system with thc and cause a failure.

If you have been tested at the same place before, KNOW THE PROCEDURES. Do they stand there and watch you or are they out in a hallway with the door closed?

If they watch you the drinks or pills are your only option, such as with the NCAA. If they ask about the color you say you take Vitamins, or you drank a few RedBulls earlier.

Part 2 follows:

KeLeNJaKe

Oct 2 2006, 2:29 pm

My husband was smoking just yesterday and then this morning got up and drank the Omni Cleansing Drink, drank 48 oz. of water, and went pee a lot and an hour later had a piss test. But the drink made him shit, and he like shit it out. Could it have cleaned him that fast? or not have cleaned it at all? The results will take a couple days think he will be ok?

karenLIKEStoGEThigh

Oct 2 2006, 12:40 am

i could also use some advice about how to get them to change their minds about drug testing me while im in college. they dont seem to care that ive never gotten into trouble or that i got a 100% academic scholarship.

karenLIKEStoGEThigh

Oct 2 2006, 12:34 am

ok listen up! i smoked alomst every day since last october. my parents finally found out right when i moved to college and now theyre gonna give me random drug tests for the nxt FOUR YEARS!

drug test in 12 days

Sep 27 2006, 4:13 pm

Hi, i have a drug test coming up in 12 days, ocotber 9, i stopped smoking pot on september 9, i was a heavy user. I am 19 male 128 lbs, i work out frequently... will my THC level be low enough to passin by then??

Heavy User

Sep 26 2006, 1:40 pm

I have a shampoo that's better than Omni and cheaper. I get something called Tri Max HTR. It's 4 oz so you can use a few times instead of once and it works. I get tested all the time and have never had a problem.

Dak

Sep 18 2006, 6:42 pm

If you're freaking out over an upcoming HAIR TEST -- OMNI SHAMPOO (the one for removing 'chlorine' and other chemicals from your hair) -- IT WORKS!! I passed my HAIR TEST when there is NO WAY THAT I SHOULD HAVE!! Better yet, it was cheaper than that Mudd stuff. I didn't use anything else beforehand -- only used the OMNI shampoo the day of the test. Just be SURE you follow the directions EXACTLY. So stop freaking out and know that you WILL pass your test just like I did.

Peace.

Sarlyme

Sep 1 2006, 7:32 pm

Thanks all, but I took my test a couple of weeks ago...after drinking a ton of water the days before and on the day of the test I drank a QCarbo flushing drink. after waiting a week, they called to tell me i passed. I have been working my new job since Monday!

new wave

Aug 30 2006, 2:41 am

alright check this, Im a smoker for life. try a more scientific path. I smoked at 2pm on the 29 aug. Since 2.10pm on aug 29, a interview 4 a job at hospital.A blood test now in two days.
Im trying this complex b vitamins/excessive niacin all days. And achoohal to thin the blood/its to help trust me.Day before test sauna loss as much as you can stand. stay on the b vits and now replenish the body with water.Acid based liquids stay away from. OH yeah no bread.I might throw in a drink or some expensive pills before the test. Here goes nothing.

Guusto

Aug 29 2006, 7:10 pm

Do not take any other DETOX PILLS they will know that you took them because now they can detect it in the urine. If you drink a cup of vinigar before the test or put bleach or visine in your urine sample it would destroy the toxins in your urine and confuse the test it wouldnt come back positive or negative and some companies would put down u pass or they might make you take it again.

Guusto

Aug 29 2006, 7:01 pm

The bets way to pass the drug test is to stop smokin 2 or 3 days before the drug test and take 500mg NIACIN pills and drink a whole lot of water i mean A WHOLE LOT OF WATER that should do it but if you dont think thats good enough and you wanna be safe then get OMNI CLEANSING DRINK and drink it 2 hours before the drug test and drink ALOT OF WATER and pee at lease 3 or 4 times before the test. If you follow these directions you would DEFFINATELY pass the test.

whenicanman

Aug 24 2006, 9:32 pm

If you're constantly driving yourself NUTS playing the waiting game, I recommend going to Walmart, and buying a HOME DRUG TEST! It's 14.95, and is pretty accurate. The cut off on it is 50 ng. However, if you're in a court case, their cut off is usually 20. Just be smart about it, and get to know your system! Your system cannot be compared to others. There are too many variables... height, weight, metabolism, quality, and quantity.

whenicanman

Aug 24 2006, 9:25 pm

I've been getting random drug drop calls from DFS for 11 mos. I am 5'7 and 135lbs. I play their game. I do the test within 24 hours, and go home take 2 hits a day for 3-4 days, and then POWER FLUSH!! Haven't failed yet. I take vitamins daily, and drink the O.J. DETOX MASKING AGENTS DO NOT WORK FOR ME. that's how I got here to begin with.

Donna

Aug 24 2006, 6:00 pm

Sarylme,

Try Tri Max DTR. It's worked every time for me and I ha heavy user. There is a web site that carries their stuff called discountnatural.com.

Good Luck

Sarlyme

Aug 23 2006, 7:55 pm

PLEASE HELP!!!

Lilith

Aug 16 2006, 6:53 pm

I worked at a Nuke plant and always stuck a Tommy Chongs Urine Luck in a pad that had a little slit. It stays warm, you can even stick a vile of your friends clean piss in there. Unfortunately, I can't find a clean friend, and cant afford any pills. My Life sucks!!

bunny0125

Aug 16 2006, 3:39 pm

I was an everyday smoker until about 1 month ago. I went clean 2 weeks and have smoked once a week since (last Fri night was the last time). I am 5'4 and about 150. I tried Detoxxify and failed several months ago. I have read everything on the internet and am so CONFUSED! I will be tested next week for a good job. HELP!!!

spicolli

Aug 15 2006, 9:12 pm

I had to take a drug test for this really good job I got offered. the first time I went for the test it came back as "diluted" and they said I drank too much water, I also used detoxxxify for that one because it worked once before. I took it again yesterday after quitting for about 3 days, but this time I used the omni cleansing drink I got from GNC. it said to go about 3 times so i did and the fourth time was at the test and my urine was bright almost neon yellow. Ive been freaking out and just wanna know if anyone has used the product with any sort of sucess. Any help would truly be appreciated.

Gonja Girl

Aug 14 2006, 8:54 pm

If your not certain than use CERTO!!! I had been freaking out about my pre-hire drug test results for almost a week and had searched high and low for the all you need to know facts about drug testing. I can be classified as your typical 'pot head'. I'm a 24yr old female who has consistantly smoked for the last 6 years on a daily basis. I spent $4.99 at the local grocery store for "CERTO" - a fruit pectin/preservative found in the baking section. I stopped smoking for 8 days prior to test, along with eat red meat and drinking my fair share of red wine (a natural directic) I happened to be already taking vitamin B-12, so I just added an extra 500mg/day on top of the 500mg I was already consuming. On the eve of the test I drank 1/2 gallon cranberry juice with one packet of CERTO along with about 1/2 gallon of water. The following morning, I drank another 1/2 gallon cranberry juice and the other packet of CERTO, along with sipping water here and there. I took my test around 12:00 noon, with only finishing the Cran-Certo mix about 30 minutes before hand. I had a personal friend use the Certo method, and passed a mouth swab test, along with numerous other friends who are also 'pot heads' that smoked up to two days beforehand. I don't know why it works, but I knew it worked for my friends and now I know it works for me... plus, I now have a great job!!

nerviousnow

Aug 14 2006, 8:09 pm

This is the first time that I am going in for testing without giving myself time to get cleaned out. Here is the problem, I smoked last night (Sunday) have to take the test on Friday. I picked up Pruified Instant Acting and Omni...can I use these together? Should I try something else? I've been reading and am going to pick up some azo...anything else I can try?

Target

Aug 11 2006, 5:32 pm

Just applied at Target and you guessed it....Urinalysis. Drank this stuff called Ready Clean by Detoxify. I'm gettin the results soon and I'll post my success/failure story.

moops420

Aug 9 2006, 8:37 pm

I have this omni drink that costed my 60 bucks? NE one thinks that works? Whats AZO

soberenergy

Aug 5 2006, 12:20 pm

passed, I used a combo of azo, omni, & bentonite load up on water day of test...take vitamin for your pee color. Clean less than 48 hrs but i will say it was a fine line they do a quick test to see if theres a reason to send it to the lab so your best shot is major diloution and pee color. So this morning its back to the good o'le wake n bake the best buzz of the day :)

unemployed420

Aug 3 2006, 9:16 pm

has any one used forumal 420, i got atest fri. dont know if it works

oj samson

Aug 3 2006, 1:29 am

yea azo azo azo azo

man-o-man

Aug 3 2006, 1:17 am

azo is a brand goto the drug stor and get super concentrated cranberry 1680mg
and echinacea-golden seal complex take like 4 of the berry and 6 of the other and water lots of that and your good it worked for me oh i drank that omni shit but it sucks

SoberEnergy

Aug 2 2006, 9:32 pm

What the hell is AZO???

man-o-man

Aug 2 2006, 9:26 pm

well i did it i took that omni and golden seal and azo carn but it did it hahahahahahahahah well i need to smoke......... later

SoberEnergy

Aug 2 2006, 8:07 pm

I forgot to say my budget is $25.00

SoberEnergy

Aug 2 2006, 8:02 pm

Found out I got this real good job I had applied for....which I really didnt think I would get go figure. I smoked some mid grade stuff today my last 2 hits and right as my little buzz kicks in the company calls and says they want to hire me "FREAK OUT" they want me to piss on friday at 3 in the afternoon and start work on Monday. Not a heavy smoker 2-3 times a week for the last 2 months or so. I have read every post on this site and now I'm really confused I need some solid advice for a quick fix. Thanks in advance for any help fellow stoners.

R

Jul 31 2006, 11:57 pm

OH YEA

MAN-O-MAN

Jul 31 2006, 11:50 pm

ok well sjit i wish i was on this site like 10 min ago i just got finnn smokin and i have a piss test at like 2 tomm

Confused like a Mug

Jul 31 2006, 6:01 pm

I have taken only 3 drug tests my whole life. The first I passed just with luck it had been roughly 30 days with no detox. Second was XXXCLEAN from Planet K. Worked like a charm but was $50. How do you take certo for anyone who has passed. Had a job int today. Goin to run backround check prob tommorow. By time get results have to DT. NO cash need help. What works fast? By fri?

Mamie

Jul 26 2006, 2:29 am

The same thing happend to me as sam i am. I bought a cleaner from gnc and I failed. I've used certo and/or knox gelatin and passed. I've also used AZO and passed.

test every two weeks

Jul 24 2006, 10:56 pm

someone please help if I get one more i am back to jail

test every two weeks

Jul 24 2006, 10:25 pm

has any body tried omni cleansing liquid and has good test. is there anything out there that will get rid of pot for their test

sam i am

Jul 19 2006, 10:19 pm

At my last job that I was required to take a drug screening, I used AZO. I took 2 pills approximately 24 hours before the test. My urine was orange, so I kept drinking water like crazy until it went clear again. Then the next day, SUCCESS! I got the job. But recently... I applied for another job and decided to use the "omni cleansing drink" instead. I did exactly as I was instructed... dont' smoke at least 48 hours before test, don't eat fatty foods or drink alcohol.. and make sure you down the drink and 2 full bottles of water after. Then today, I found out that, not only did I shell out $40 for this drink...but I FAILED MY DAMN PISS TEST. So, from personal experience and for future reference. The so called "cleansing drink" doesn't clean weed out of your system...so hopefully no one else gets burned like I did!

JustTested

Jul 17 2006, 7:24 pm

Freakin crap man, i sweat'ed like mad, drank a bottle of cranberry juice AND to0k certo, and didnt even have to0!!!! I found one of my CLEAN friends and asked him to piss in a condom fer me. i tied it to a long hair tie my girl gave me and tied it around my waste so it dangled by my nuts. The lady made me wait fer days! she even lied tellin me they needed allot when all they needed was a quarter cup. i thought it was gonna go cold. they didnt tell me the results but i guess it werked cuz they didnt ask me to retest and i know my friend is clean! Ho0ray! and damn the Government!!

its_420_for_me

Jul 17 2006, 6:24 pm

I've used omni cleanse, and some other stuff that is supposed to be undetectable. Yea right, I have better results using goldenseal root. just quit smoking for a couple days, eat a bunch of pills for the days before the test and no problem

TestIn3Hours

Jul 17 2006, 4:07 pm

I'm drinkin certo now, taste like MAD crap. I'm doin one pouch at a time. Man this SuX! Freakin Federal job. I'll post later to tell ya'll if i pass er not. mebbe i'll go get a home test and see if it worked, first. I Ate first, yew think that'll affect the results?

TestInTwoDays

Jul 16 2006, 4:32 am

Alright, if anyone reads this by monday, July 16th please respond!! I'm 5'7 130lbs, and ive been clean fer about two days. Been drinkin mad water an cranberry juice an ima try the certo trick, think itll work? got a better idea? ho0k me up!!! i test on monday -Thanx

innocentone

Jul 10 2006, 3:44 pm

I am suppose to take a urine test in 2 days and I smoked almost 3 weeks ago. It was only 2 blunts and 1 x-pill. I haven't taken any cleansers but if I take that urine test in 2 days...will i pass it? I weigh 145 lbs and I am 5'8.

Stonerchixrule

Jul 8 2006, 6:10 pm

Does anyone know if Dr. Green's Agent-X has the proper levels such as ph and creatinine??

court5

Jun 30 2006, 12:31 pm

Do AZO pills really work for women??

sofarsogood

Jun 30 2006, 2:16 am

pray for me i'm f**king nervous as hell... stressing like this twice in a week i'm gonna give myself a heart attack

sofarsogood

Jun 30 2006, 2:14 am

it has been 18 days since i smoked heavily and 12 days ago i took one hit... so far so good i had a drug test this past wednesday and i used omni cleanse with goldenseal and way too much water and my results were all negative but i was too dillute. so i have to retake on monday and i'm gonna do omni again and hopefully it works for me. good luck to all my fellow potheads

luvz2toke

Jun 27 2006, 6:46 pm

The GasPipe guy gave me a list of things to avoid 24-48hrs prior to taking any of the Detoxify products (xxtra clean, mega clean and so on) so I thought I would share that list of things NOT to put in your system if youre trying to pass your drug test.
1. Your drug
2. Golden Seal
3. Alcoholic Beverages
4. Large quantities of vitamins.
5. unnecessary prescription medicine.
6. Drinks such as tea, coffee, cocoa, and sodas.
7. Fruit Juices
8. Vinegar
9. Poopy seeds
10. Foods that are fatty, greasy, and high in sugar.

luvz2toke

Jun 27 2006, 6:39 pm

Ok, I am a heavy smoker. Everyday 3 to 4 times a day. I weigh 230lbs. I went to the job interview and the want me; but nows the UA. I havent smoked since the 23rd. My test is on the 28th, making tomorrow (the 28th) the 5th day I've been clean. This time I am going to try "Mega Clean". I will let you guys know If it works.

dollface

Jun 25 2006, 9:10 pm

hey,
2 hits from a bowl 10 days ago. haven't smoked since then. been drinking lots of water. before that: i can't remember, i smoke probably a couple times a month if that.
i don't have a scheduled drug test--in fact my company who hired me in Feb. to start july 3rd hasn't said anything about it so far. the job app says "offer contingent upon blah, blah, blah, medical acceptability, blah" but there is NOTHING in there about drug screening.

1)should i be worried about a drug test?
2)assuming personal deadline for test is July 3rd(a week from now), will i be clean?

Donna

Jun 22 2006, 5:56 pm

Hey,

I found this website called discountnaturals.com that sells liquid(which I have used before), capsules, shampoo and a 7 day cleanse. My boyfiend used the shampoo for his test and he came back negative. The good thing about the site is that it's cheaper than buying it almost anywhere else and the shipping is free.

lez

Jun 21 2006, 6:43 am

i had a hostipal screen too i passed
just get pee thats clean from a friend or ur kid and put it in a lil tester shampoo bottle and incert ive already tested the veriubles and all u need is for the pee to be body temp so keep it inside u for at least an hour b4 go into the bathroom excert and pore ull pass its worth it

brittany

Jun 20 2006, 2:37 pm

hi i just recently smoked for the first time in years as a recreational thing and i just found out that i will be getting a job in a hospital so i know that i will be having a drug screen... i have no idea when it will be but im guessing soon... i was wondering if anyone could give me some advice... im 5'5" and i weigh 103 and i need to know what it will take to get me clean... i was told that azo was a good product to use to cleanse my system and i figured that with lots of fluid intake that maybe that would be enough... what do you think?

freakinout

Jun 19 2006, 11:48 pm

Just tried out the Certo plan and took one pouch with Powerade and cranberry juice, waited a few hours and tested positive still!! I have a test tomorrow afternoon for probation. Last time I smoked was this past Thursday night (I had smoked for 4 days about 2-3 times a day)!! I am not sure if I did the Certo method wrong or what but I am freakin out! Any advice would be greatly appreciated!! Thanks!

|)uc|{

Jun 7 2006, 9:21 pm

Certo almost made me vomit, was kinda like trying to drink raw egg

|)uc|{

Jun 7 2006, 8:53 pm

Man, these fuckers are shady! they told me that they do pre-employment drug testing, then asked me if i was willing to submit to one. then didn't test me... turns out that they ask this question to see what you say, the "question" is the "drug test". if you say no you wont submit to one you fail... you say yes you will you pass.. thank god i said yes! =P

started today... and its is by far the best job i have ever had!

|)uc|{

Jun 6 2006, 11:50 pm

trying the Certo in the morning, (failed home test with out Certo)so i know i will test dirty with out.lets see what happens with it. will update ASAP

Headdygirl

Jun 6 2006, 10:17 am

Certo Works. My husband and a numerous number of my friends have used this and always passed their tests. Drink a packet of it with at least 16 oz of water. Water is your friend! You can add a little juice to flavor it some. The more stuff you drink, the more you're dilluting your piss. I think this works by coagulating your pee a little (like the jelly) so that the fat cells that have the thc aren't flushed with your urine. I heard it's good for 4 hours after you drink it. But make sure you pee once after drinking it to empty your bladder before your test. Sure Jell doesn't have the same effect; make sure you use CERTO. Peace!

MR . E

May 31 2006, 10:18 pm

so i guess no one has a clue bout my question ??

booyaka

May 31 2006, 3:39 pm

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shellator

May 31 2006, 1:47 pm

I have taken 3 drug tests in my lifetime and have passed all of them. The other day I had to take yet another drug test for a new job. I stopped smoking 7 days before the test and took herbal clean from GNC. My test results came back diluted. The are letting me take the test again and was recommended by a headshop to take Strip NC softgel. She swore by it that people by it everyday. My test is in 5 days. Why did it come back diluted the 1st time when I followed all the directions on the bottle? I'm hoping this Strip NC works.

MR . E

May 31 2006, 1:16 am

AIGHT I TRIED MANY O THE DETOX PRODUCTS U CAN GET BUT NONE WORKED EVEN THA INFAMOUS SURE JELL I DONE ALL AS INSTRUCTED BUT I BEEN CLEAN FO ALMOST TWO MONTHS NOW AND I STILL PISSING DIRTY WHAT IS THAT ABOUT PLEASE HELP OUT WIT SOME INFO PP

I'm Baked

May 29 2006, 3:55 pm

I have omni cleansing liquid,
it comes with 4 pills and 1 fl. oz. of liquid. I have been clean for 3 days and have been drinking water and cranberry juice. If i take the omni system before the test should it be effective enough to work.
posted results will greatly be appreciated.

Rival420

May 28 2006, 10:29 pm

I took a drug test friday. Hadnt smoked in 2 months then smoked last week. It was 6 days then i took detoxify mega clean. I drank mad water for 2-3 days prior, then drank the detox at my job. Pissed 5-6 times, ate some b12 for yellow tint then went and took the test. I should know this week if i passed. I have taken 4-5 drug tests before and passed every time, however the stuff i used to use (Strip fron GNC) changed its ingredients and two of my friends failed with it.

DONT USE STRIP FROM GNC

booyaka

May 28 2006, 12:44 pm

Let me know how that XXtra Clean worked. Did it tatse really bad? Anyways good luck and post back with your results.

Waiting Sucks

May 28 2006, 12:13 pm

i took my piss test last wednesday and i won't find out till this week about the results. I am a heavier fellow who has been smoking for about 2-3 years now. By test time, I had been clean for exactly 9 days, ran 2 miles every day up until 2 days before, drank plenty of water and on the morning of, I used Xxtra Clean and followed those directions to a T. I'll keep you guys updated on results

dat guh keisha

May 25 2006, 2:18 pm

use shuregel

KindbudKilla

May 24 2006, 11:08 pm

Iam going to court for a public intox charge in 2 days i just bought my omni and i here it works and i herd sonni7 worked to until the judge locked me for falling the test somebody be real wit me does omni cleasing drink WORK!!!!

big mama

May 24 2006, 10:39 pm

I have to take a drug test sometime within the next week. I smoke weed on a daily basis. I would say about 2 blunts a day...Sometimes more if I got lucky. But now its time to get a job and of course..I have to take a drug test! I took niacin, but the only problem is that they can detect niacin in the test!!! So my question is How long does it take for the niacin to clear your system?

It worked!

May 23 2006, 4:44 pm

Oh, I forgot to mention that I took 2 mult vitamins that AM with my first glass of water to keep the color right. & followed the instruc I've read about only giving them the middle sample stream- not the first or last bit of the stream. :)

It worked!

May 23 2006, 4:41 pm

After spending 2 weeks of hell and reading everything on this website, I wanted to let everyone know how my drug test worked out. I was offered the job I have always wanted. I knew after the 1st interview that I would get it. So 14 days before I took the test I completely STOPPED smoking. I then drank a gallon of h20 daily & ate high fiber cereal & tried to work out as much as I could. The day before my test I took 3 pre-cleansing pills every hour for 5 hours(15 total) & drank a gallon of h20 & a liter of cranberry juice & 1/4 of a water melon. I ate normally after I finished the pills. The day of I drank a few glasses of water that AM, then drank an Omni drink exactly the way the instruc. say to. I am a large woman with a somewhat normal metabolism,maybe a bit slow. I also prayed a lot! Hope this might help someone in need.

omni does work

May 23 2006, 12:37 pm

Omni might cost a bit out of your pocket, but it has worked everytime for me. Last time i smoked the morning of the test, drank it about 2 hours before the test with at least 32oz of water, pee atleast once, if not twice just to get it into and started in your piss stream, then take the test. It works everytime, but follow the directions to the tee. You always get what you want with that drink, and if you watch the papers or go to the vitamin stores, they usually have deals at the begining of the month for Omni. Good luck and hope this helps!

sandbagger7777

May 20 2006, 11:08 pm

i have used urin luck 4.0 twice had great success make sure your syn is up to temp at test time or it will raise a red flag ther is a rare test that will pick it up some high dollar test most dont use then i had a buddy last week use it his came back pos for cocaine he is not talking i think he screwed up tried to get 2 uses out of one bottle an oops did not have enough to cover the temp strip so he added a little of his own he passed a test 2 mo ago with 4.o hpe this helps good luck

minime

May 17 2006, 2:16 am

how do you take weed out of your system

c420

May 16 2006, 3:11 pm

I ended up using Quick Fix 4.0 Synthetic Urine for my Drug Test, I am worried they will be able to tell it is synthetic. Has anyone used this before and passed?

Sabyr

May 15 2006, 11:10 pm

I have been using Herbal Clean for the past 10 years and always pass. I used to do thier tea, but too much to drink and long wait (2hrs.). They now have a chewable available at www.myvitanet.com for $17. It works much better. Doesn't taste great or bad, but it's chewed in 1 minute so no big deal and then drink about 32 oz. water. This works in 45 minutes and you only have to piss once before test. I love this solution and have yet to fail from it. I keep two on hand always. They are good for 2 years, so stock a couple for emergencies.

c420

May 12 2006, 6:06 pm

I have a urine test in 4 days. I have not smoked since yesterday, and do not plan to till after the test. Has anyone ever heard of Formula 420 Body Clean? Does it work? And what should I do to be sure I pass it. Thanks

THiS SHiT WORKS!! (0MNi)

May 10 2006, 5:52 pm

aight so imma daily smoker. i went to thiz job interview &; basicali got it, i juz had to pass the test. last time i smoked waz the day of the assesment test ((monday)) tuesday i waz called back. had to take the test on wednesday. so i drank thiz drink called OMNi tha day of the test in the morning. then drank a lot of water. &; i`ll tell yew what....THiZ SHiT KiCKZ ASS!!! i start work friday. so for all yew out there, invest a hot $50 into OMNi!! goodluck, hope yew pass.

needsthisjob

May 5 2006, 10:48 am

:)

needsthisjob

May 5 2006, 10:48 am

:)

needsthisjob

May 4 2006, 6:56 pm

Also, any advice from the experts? I quit smoking exactly 10 days ago. I'm 5'6" 130lb Female, with high metabolism. Since then, I've been working out everyday, taking walmart detoxifiers, niacin, lecithin, concentrated cranberry pills, multi-vitamins, and drinking tons of water and cran juice. My test is not even scheduled yet, but I think it will be sometime May 15 - 20. That's 3 weeks clean, but I was a daily smoker. What are my chances of passing?

needsthisjob

May 4 2006, 6:52 pm

I have a question about Certo. Exactly how and when do I take this stuff so that it will be effective? How long will it work for? Anyone with Certo experience?

keepontoken

May 3 2006, 1:38 pm

I have a question. Are there any graphs out there to determine how many ng are in 1 hit of good weed VS how many ng we lose a day when we are refraining, and cleaning out?? I am tall, and skinny. I took a home test that produced a negative result cut off was 50 NG. The courts have a 20 NG.

strangleholdbycourttoker

May 3 2006, 1:31 pm

I failed a drug screen taken at the request of a court back in Sept 05. I used the XXtra clean. They found the masking agent by looking at the creatine level. Since then, I've had to take randoms within 24 hours. If it comes back diluted, it's considered FOUL PLAY!! When I think I can get away with it, (after a call for a random, and I submitt) I will take 2 one hits that day, and then quit. I have approx 10 days to clean, and it has ALWAYS come back negative. I'm tall, and thin!! Well, I was called up for a random drug screen last week by family court. I had smoked 6 days prior to that test. I had some hydo

anon

May 2 2006, 2:18 pm

i failed my drug test a couple weeks back and decided to call the lab that tested my urine sample today. i smoked 5 days before the test and i drank the omni drink and lots of water the morning of the test. the lab told me today that i didnt fail because my test came back positive. i failed because it came back negative dilute... there were no drugs in my urine but it was diluted too much and the company i applied to wouldnt hire me based on that. just an f.y.i. for everyone out there

TARI

Apr 30 2006, 5:37 pm

HEY ALL I HAVE PASSED MY DRUG TEST BY ... TAKING NIACIN THEN,,,DRINKING A LOTS OF WATER AND CRANBERRY JUICE.PEE MANY TIMES.THEN WITH 32 OZS. OF GATORADE MIX LIQUID PECTIN (THE BOX COMES WITH 2 PKS, USE BOTH)WITH IN 3HOURS TAKE TEST. ALSO USE B-12 TO COLOR PEE I HAVE PASSED EVERYTIME.

CollegeToker

Apr 30 2006, 5:21 pm

Hey Tryintomakedatmoney, if you only smoked once in March during the past 4 1/2 months, I'd say you'd be fine. From personal experience, I can smoke everyday and I can pass a drug test on my 30th day of not smoking. Of course, everyone is different.

Big N

Apr 29 2006, 3:31 am

Stop fucking wiht all the bullshit drinks and cleanseres sometimes they pass but a lot of of labs test for the biproducts of of those drinks now and the shit you add into your urine, get the synthetic yurine now , I have to take tests for a rehab palce with a very high tech lab and I pass every time, just keep it waarm even if it is monitered you can get the wisinator or just manoovera bottle in your underwear and block the view of your private area with your hands, if they are watching super close just sit there forever acting like you cant go, and ususally they will turn around to turn on some water or something stupid like that, trust me it is the only way to do it, except clean real pee that is just as good as long as it isn't too old becasue the creatnin will die ans they acn tells it it old

Tryintomakedatmoney

Apr 27 2006, 2:31 pm

I took a drug test and took ready clean and it did not work. I also took this stuff in a red and gray bottle from GNC and it aint work either all it did was turn my urine neon green.Niacine no it only urns like hell naturally klean came close but I have been clean now for4 and a half months with one slip up in the middle of march and now i have to take another im wondering if the ghost of fattie's past is goin to come back and get me but just in case i plan to take my friends pee and just keep it warm in a unconventional way why take a chance on these over the counter flushes plus I work for a bank and rumor has it that they test for the flushes anyway,

blac252001

Apr 26 2006, 10:02 am

Hey guys... Terminader gold 60 does work. My boyfriend is on parole and he had a test last week. Might I add he is a true smoker... and needless to say he is still a free man. Just follow the instructions on the bottle to a T.

bokinasmowl

Apr 24 2006, 4:19 pm

alright heres the deal... i have a drug test coming up in the next few days and i smoked last night and went and bought the purified brand omni cleansing liquid triple strength... and i was wondering if anyone has ever used it before taking a drug test and passed?

DugBud

Apr 20 2006, 2:09 pm

Man dont take any chance you need a friend a drugtestfriend.com I no longer have to worry about a piss test. I know how to pass them now. Get a friend a drugtestfriend.com they are the best

JoeJoe

Apr 18 2006, 9:50 pm

Does Zydot Ultra Clean work for hair drug tests? Has anyone passed and how many days after you stopped smoking, did you take the test?

pokesmot

Apr 18 2006, 9:28 pm

please!!! my test is tomorrow!!! :(

drug test failure

Apr 18 2006, 8:28 pm

i just wanna let everyone know that for me, OMNI DID NOT WORK. i spent 26 dollars on the drink, drank it around 10am, took the drug test at 1pm and i just found out today that i failed. before i bought it, i read on the internet at a few places that it did work. maybe for them but i failed mine, and missed out on a pretty damn good job. i dont know the name, but i hear that theres a drink out there that is approx. $45 and 3 of my friends said they bought that and it worked, and they smoked a few days prior to the test.

pokesmot

Apr 17 2006, 5:47 pm

Please help me about gold 60. If I don't get this job I won't get to move to hawaii and start my life over. What should I do?

pokesmot

Apr 17 2006, 5:24 pm

does terminader gold 60 work? I need to know soon.

had2stopPot

Apr 14 2006, 8:43 pm

Hey Curious, did you pass your test and get hired? I'm curious because I'm in a similar situation but I will be randomly drug tested...I think my first test is in 43 days, so I stopped completely yesterday, and before that i hadn't smoked for nine days.

had2stopPot

Apr 14 2006, 8:40 pm

In the last three weeks or so, I've smoked a joint about 7 times. Yesterday was my last day. I"ve heard that weed stays in your system for up to five weeks. But I bought Q-carbo to help me past my future random drug tests. QUESTION: has anyone passed a drug test with Qcarbo?

kooble

Apr 12 2006, 3:40 pm

oh and fyi if your getting a hair test then dye your hair any color..i knew several girls in high school who got hair tested but since they dye/highlight their hair, they passed

kooble

Apr 12 2006, 3:34 pm

ready clean and azo standard have both worked for me..i have to take a test in a few days and im taking azo right now..you pee orange for a few days but its worked for me 3 times now so i trust it..ready clean i took a motnh ago and i drank a shit load of water and cranberry juice with it, but i passed

tari

Apr 11 2006, 11:28 pm

cant say it does

needsajob

Apr 11 2006, 7:15 pm

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IF TERMINADER GOLD 40 WORKS!!!

tari

Apr 9 2006, 11:52 am

ive passed once with niacin and certo gel. ive flunked once with vales flush.need to take another soon.what do you think??

hmmm....

Apr 8 2006, 3:01 pm

Did ready clean work for anyone who has tried it?

JustWondering

Apr 6 2006, 12:54 am

I heard businesses needed to give you a 2 weeks notice before they can test you once your already employed.... true?

J

Apr 5 2006, 4:06 pm

I have to take a piss test tommorow for my new job and i didint know it until today, the last time i smoked was saturday about 5 days ago from tommorow is there anything i can do to pass?

Madam X

Apr 4 2006, 4:50 pm

I have to take a piss test every 2 weeks. I smoke pot daily. I have a friend though www.drugtestfriend. This site has helped me beat over 45 drug test in the past 3 years. I ya gotta pee get a friend a drugtestfriend.com

JustWondering

Mar 31 2006, 12:07 am

Update....
Still drinking water 1-2 gallons a day.
It has been 32 days officially since my last smoke..... tonight my drug test shows a light line of THC..... how long til I could pass a piss test that goes to a lab you think? week?

Curious

Mar 26 2006, 2:28 am

I am currently working for a temp. agency and I am probably going to be hired on full-time soon. I smoked a joint this morning but I haven't smoked in one week(smoked 4-5 joints) and it had been about 3-4 days before that. I will have to take a urine and possibly blood test in about 2-3 weeks that will be sent off to the lab and pass or I will lose my job. I read that it is hard to beat a urine test in some labs. Any suggestions on something that would help me pass other than exercise?

Donna

Mar 24 2006, 7:45 pm

When was the last time you used? Drinking water alone will work if you haven't smoked for a while. If you have, I have found a new product out there called DTR that works and tastes great.

JustWondering

Mar 24 2006, 4:10 pm

Hi, I need to get a new job that requires a piss test... I drink 1-2gallons of water the last 23 days and haven't smoked... I took a piss test earlier and failed... any idea how long before I could apply?

JSV

Mar 22 2006, 9:27 pm

I have passed many drug test in my day for jobs and such things of that nature. i've tried the certo and the drinks and after speaking to some friends of mine that are on parole and probation, all you need is good ol natural water. its all about timing. cant say if it'll work for you but, its worked for me the last three times.

Unsure

Mar 22 2006, 1:12 pm

I have a court ordered drug test in like 2 hours i just drank ready clean and a bunch of water. I'm still worried the last time i smoked was on Monday. Do you think i will pass. Email me at HvnlyFntsy21@aim.com

WhoKnows

Mar 19 2006, 8:15 am

I've got a test tomorrow(Mon) for the best career opportunity that's ever come my way. I haven't smoked since Wednesday morning, and before that, about a joint a day for around 2 weeks. I don't have any detox products and I'm not sure if I'll be able to get anything before the test because I have to be there at 9 and today is Sunday. The last time I had a test, I quit about 3 days prior(from much heavier smoking), drank shitloads of water, used vales triple strength, and took about 5000mg aspirin and passed. I'm doing the same this time except for the Vales, because at this point I really have no other options. I'm going to take a home test today just to see where I stand...wish me luck.

ernie

Mar 19 2006, 2:45 am

if it is a piss test you should be ok. just drink lots of water and exercise. my friend who smoked about every day got busted and had to take a drug test the following week. he did this and passed.

Ghostus Brown

Mar 18 2006, 10:58 pm

I have a drug test coming up in 27 days. I didn't smoke for three months then smoked about 10 grams to myself over about four weeks. Will drinking water and abstaining be enough to pass. What should I do???

ernie

Mar 16 2006, 11:53 am

I might have a hair test coming up in the next few weeks. I've quit smoking for about a week now and I'm going to cut my hair. Before I quit smoking I smoked about 4-7 times a week. Can anyone reccomend any products that can help me pass this test.

potstarr

Mar 15 2006, 3:57 pm

I am joining the navy pretty soon and i have been clean for 3 days now. I am goin to buy me some AZO pills to clean my system out, but i do not want to quit smoking! I love it with a passion. I went to the herbal shop online and seen that their bud is legal and will not show up on drug test at all. I just want to know if anyone has ever bought bud from there, and does it really not show up on drug test? Please reply back asap someone! my email is graphicstarr@artlover.com....Name is Heather

lemon kush

Mar 15 2006, 3:25 pm

i might borrow my chicks piss to pass a drug test on friday....will they detect that its a different sex in a drug screen?
how about the sythetic kind yoou buy at the store?

liloleme

Mar 14 2006, 2:37 pm

chances r not with ready clean to begin with i failed one a month ago with that and did just like it said to do

Bull

Mar 11 2006, 7:51 pm

Yo i smoked the other night and got a drug test(urine) the next day. I had an hour and 15 min. so i drank ready clean, but i gave them my first sample. Will i pass? please someone help!

Amanda

Mar 10 2006, 4:49 am

Sometimes I don't understand how people cannot pass a drug test. Unless there is something majorly weird going on with my body, I am able to pass a test the DAY AFTER getting high as fuck. I dunno what goes on but I am the only person I know that can do that...I don't drink water excessively...I don't take body cleansing things. I smoke, I piss, I pass.

golf

Mar 9 2006, 1:52 pm

go to 1000 shelby
buy quick fix

it works everytime

I work for the damn gov

and use it 5times a year

DLM

Mar 7 2006, 4:58 pm

Just to let everyone know, I tried the 1 capsule made by Puriclean or Heaven Scent and it didn't work. Luckily, I have a friend who gave me a test kit before I go for my test. He sells TRIMax capsules and says they work great.

FRIEND IN NEED

Mar 7 2006, 4:53 pm

Have a friend going on interview tomorrow and afraid will not pass pee test for Mary (she visited yesterday) Know any home remedies or where to go in Nashville?

Millard

Mar 6 2006, 8:14 pm

I dont care about drug test yet because im 13 so i can just smoke and smoke and smoke till i cant any more and not have to worry but i do wish i had some weed right now lol

rumliner

Mar 6 2006, 3:31 pm

people go to the docs and get thier Happy Pills, go to the garden and get your Happy Puffs.. Toke responsibly..

rumliner

Mar 6 2006, 3:23 pm

im 52 years old and have many recommedations from employers. ive smoked weed for over 35 years. dont drink alcohol and do not do drugs. i know many " community leaders " that smoke weed. i might have to take my first DT soon, wish i hit the lotto so i can come out of the closet. only reason weed smokers dont come out of the closet is because of the people WE put in office. tell our children to check the views of the new politicians they vote for.. treat weed like booze,, not like meth...

chrons4chronsmoker

Mar 3 2006, 3:26 pm

to add to katies post , i wasn't sure how accuarate what i read on the internet was about the salvia tests, but you probably passed cuz that only detects drugs if you've used them 3- 5 day before....and gum wouldnt hurt either...good job, i hope i passed my test from yesturday..

Katie

Mar 2 2006, 4:21 pm

I went for a job interview thinking I was going to have to take a urine drug test. But once I was there they cotton swabbed me. I was on the spot and the only thing I had was gum. I left the piece of gum sit in the side of my mouth right before the test, even though they told me to through it out. I got a call a week later that I passed. So always bring gum with you.

Nick G

Mar 1 2006, 9:26 pm

hey all i took that xxtraclean todayto pass a test and i am nervous as hell. Anything to chear me up out there? I used it in the past to pass and I smoked 36 hours earlier, but man the waiting is sickening and i read articles all over that contradict eachother its great. it works...it doesnt..i am happy...i am crying..what the hell!!!!!! LETS HEAR THE GOOD NEWS PEOPLE

AlwaysWorkin

Mar 1 2006, 3:56 pm

Be smart, use the urinator or whizzzinator or something like this. $150 is worth your job and peace of mind. I have failed and apssed tests with all the other different methods, but no more!!!
Beat the system! As for hair tests, FYOU you freakin corporate bastards!!!!

Kyle

Mar 1 2006, 10:47 am

OOps. sorry. http"//petitionspot.com/petitions/SayNOtoDrugTests

Kyle

Mar 1 2006, 10:46 am

a petition against ALL drug tests. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/SayNOtoDrugTests

DLM

Feb 28 2006, 11:35 am

Does anyone have experience with the quick gel capsule? I have heard mixed reports on it so before I buy it, I would like to know if anyone has experiece with it.

totin

Feb 23 2006, 4:55 pm

Tried trimax health DTR. Great tasting and it works.

C-Dub

Feb 21 2006, 2:23 pm

You can always shave your head

PURPLEHAZE

Feb 20 2006, 5:35 pm

I get random tested at my job and I bought the "randomizer" in which u piss on top of this substance and it eliminates all toxins. Does anyone have any info on this product like if it works or not or if it is detectable by the lab. if anyone has information please e-mail me at rzukowsky@msn.com

MTech

Feb 20 2006, 12:28 pm

Hey why are all of the urineluck detox products only marketed for nicotine now? is that because they dont work, or legal reasons. got a dam test tomorrow

skerd

Feb 19 2006, 7:45 pm

HAIR SAMPLE-

1.5 inches

Anyone know how to pass this?
the last time i smoked was about a month and a half. I harldy ever smoke. I been looking online at "shampoos" but I was wondering if anyone out there know which product actually works... or if ANY of them work. Thanks!

cg

Feb 17 2006, 11:13 am

it seems that certo, which is fruit pectin, is a soluble fiber that binds and passes bile acid through the colon.....thc metabolites can also bind to bile acid and be passed from the body through the colon instead of renal system (urine) in people who maintain a high fiber diet.....this forces the liver to metabolize more bile acid (which metabolizes cholestoral hence soluble fiber's cholestoral lowering characteristics).....I am a chronic smoker and have three days to prepare for a UA.....so i intend to experiment with this in addition to dilution (using Detoxify's xxxtra clean) and following a diet regime of red meat and high density soluble fiber containing foods....I am hoping for the best.....

gotbustedinfl

Feb 16 2006, 9:45 pm

just lost my job.... the best job I ever liked! Was about to be promoted too! BIG bummer, it was a random and I didn't have any thing to fix the problem.. That won't ever happen again. I'll be applying for new jobs soon and 90% chance that any job I apply for will be testing. Off to shopping tommorow. Bummer in Florida. WHAT A FREE COUNTRY. makes me want to leave for a better one.

passediteasy

Feb 14 2006, 2:44 pm

Alright for anyone who needs to pass a urine test for a new hire, I just used this stuff Dr Greens Agent X. It is synthetic urine. Worked great! I was extreamly skeptical about this stuff but i was in a crunch and figured i would fail anyway. But I was screened for amps, barbs, benzos, thc, cocaine, opiates and pcp. Clean clean clean.The only problem with it is keeping it up to temp but the little warmer still worked well after i heated the urine in the nuk-o-wave.I would not recommend this stuff for anyone who is being observed but i guess if the sythetic pee works those fake organs probably work too. well good luck to all who have to deal with an invasion of privacy to get a decent job.PEACE

T25

Feb 12 2006, 2:37 pm

I just passed a hair drug test i used a 3 part product called ultra clean . i went to my hair stylist to have her do it for me because she has done before and had high rate of passing clients . i just wanted to let some people out there no it is possiable and not to sweet it if anybody lives in northwest ohio or lower michigan write me and i will give you a name of a good stylist tommy25is1@hardrockers.com

Mephisto

Feb 11 2006, 8:29 pm

Using Certo or Pectin is NOT logical. THINK ABOUT IT...Your KIDNEYS detoxify your urine, NOT your bladder. The bladder just holds urine. It does not pass/absorb chemicals thru its wall. Anybody suggesting Pectin or Certo is an ignorant TWIT....

blazed412

Feb 11 2006, 11:27 am

I had a test done and it went to a lab they called me back and asked if i put anything in my sample cuz they said they detected BLEACH ut oh well now i know not to do that anymore now does the drinks work i might buy ready clean from www.detoxify.com if so how many days do i need to stop smoking and what about someone else's urine can they detect as long as u keep it the right temp but can they detect the age like 1 or 2 days old just so i know peace...

southsidesmoker hair test

Feb 10 2006, 8:21 pm

today i had a job interview and i nailed it, so they want me to take a drug test. no problem, i havent smoked in about 3 to 4 weeks and prior to that it was about 4 weeks. i thought they were going to take a urine sample, but to my suprise they want a fucking hair sample! SHIT! On monday Im going in for the drug screening, so I am shitting myself trying to figure out a way to get around it.I jumped on this website to find out more info on hair testing.I didnt find much but i did find a hot line to call about qustions related to testing.The operator was real cool and answered all my questions, giving me a shit load of information that I wasnt even aware of.He suggested a shampoo called Aloe-rid by Nexus or Nexis? He said since i havent been smoking consistantly I really didnt need a detox shampoo.He told me the aloe-rid shampoo was used by swimmers to wash chlorine out of there hair. As soon as I got off the phone with him,I sent my girlfriend out to her beauty supply store to pick me up a few bottles of the stuff. I highly recomend anyone who has any questions about testig or detoxing to call 800-728-5360. As soon as I pass my test im going to celebrate with bong hits of some bomb-ass kush! KEEP ON TOKIN IN THE FREE WORLD! Thanks operator dude!

CHEMX

Feb 9 2006, 8:09 pm

I just took a pre-employment drug screen today. I tried to call for the results and they wouldn't give them to me over the phone. Does anyone know how long it takes to find out your results if you test positive. I'm just going CRAZY cause I want to know!!!!

seventigresman

Feb 8 2006, 8:04 pm

I've passed my random urine screen twice in the last two years - each time hiding the small bottle of "URINE LUCK" - synthetic urine in my stylin' brief-style underpants. Bought it at the local head shop - or order online and you don't need to fret about diet, drinking tons of fluids or any other crap. Just make sure it's within the temp range, sneak it in the bathroom, dump it in the sample bottle - badda-bing! Your IN babeee! Cost $30 - what's your job worth? Keep a bottle in your locker, lunchbox, car - whatever. Maybe replace it every 6 months - I dunno if it gets 'stale'...

phish_phan

Feb 5 2006, 8:16 pm

Yeah also check out Jazz Total Detox but it doesn't appear that you can order the product of their website.

phish_phan

Feb 5 2006, 8:09 pm

troublelove,
If it's a labatory urine test that is being administered I recommend using "Clear Choice Instant Urine Additive" from www.cleartest.com. It's 200% garunteed effective, and easy to conceal and pour into the urine before submitting it. If it is a labatory test that is being administered, and you know the date, then you have nothing to worry about. Most products for detoxification are aimed towards your situation. Detoxification drinks can be purchased online and are reliable. If you follow the directions precisely, on most detox drinks, you can still smoke up to two days before your test. BTW, real urine doesn't last that long, 3-7 days at the most. Besides, they test for heat in the urine you submit.

phish_phan

Feb 5 2006, 8:02 pm

Carly,
I've heard blood tests are pretty inaccurate. Depending on your weight, THC shouldn't stay in your system more than 40 days - and thats a stretch. Last month I passed a drug test after smoking 1 week before hand, and this drug test was a urine screening (However, I'm pretty tall and slender and don't have to worry about body fat). If you're really concerned, there are plenty of products online that can help you clear your system, however they are marketed towards urine analysis, not blood tests for the most part. Try ClearTest (google it) they might have some helpful products. Other than that, hydrate well, excercise, and most importantly but unfortantely, don't smoke until then.

troublelove

Feb 2 2006, 9:55 pm

Hey anybody know if that synthetic urine stuff works? Hiding it is not the problem or warming it. Just curious. Also, if i used clean human urine, how long does it stay fresh before it is no good and can't be used to take to the testing lab?? Need your help peeps!! I love working with animals. I want to save lives! thankx.

RAG909

Feb 1 2006, 6:56 pm

FUCK THAT SHIT..
LEGALIZE THE PLANT...
SMOKE EVERY DAY

budonthemountain

Jan 30 2006, 11:06 pm

I work on large construction projects that are regulated by the DOT and every one always piss-tests. I have never tried any cleansing or cover agents, but relied on good ol piss. (someone elses of course?) I have several friends with young children, so I have a readily available supply. The only thing that you have to worry about is if someone goes with you. (does anyone know what the law is for someone actually watching you take a piss???) It seems like an invation of privacy !! I know that I'm certainly not comfortable having some strange man looking at 'my preciousss"!! while draining.
Something that Ive not seen mentioned also, is the fact that if you should ever get injured on the job, that the first thing that they do is give a blood screen!! That way the asshole insurance companys can get around settlements and even medical billing,let alone costing you your job! The only way to get around any of this bullshit, is to get consciencious people to contact their respectfull representatives and state their minds on legalization and tollerance levels. (just because you smoked a dube last night, doesn't mean that you can't do your job today!!!!)

boredsilly

Jan 29 2006, 11:54 am

A friend of mine formerly in the health care industry alleges that it's likely the new-hire urinalysis tests administered for the likes of me (degreed white collar professional) won't test for THC because it's more costly and they are more concerned with other substances. Is this actually true? If so, how do you use the test ID /names to distinguish what they test for?

Inside Scoop (2)

Jan 28 2006, 4:40 am

3. Be careful with using anything that's meant to flush your system or mask the drugs. Many places test specifically for these products. I don't know which ones work and which ones don't. I'm saying be cautious about using them at all. It might just be a big neon sign in your urine saying "I did drugs and I'm trying to hide it."
4. Remember that some places test for prescription drugs as well. Depending on the company, they might do a five-panel or ten-panel test. A ten-panel tests for prescription meds AND illegal drugs. If you have a prescription, no problem. If not, keep it in mind if you're using.
5. There are some things that a drug testing company cannot say to a potential employer. If you appear to be "suspicious" or uneasy in any way, that's not something they can disclose. Now, if you're violent or verbally abusive, that's different. Keep that in mind if you're worried about what the drug testers think of you. It doesn't really matter. They most likely can't tell anyone about it anyway.

Please note that these statements are based on personal experience. Not every company will have the same policies and regulations. Some places let you flush. Some don't. I have heard that some places will actually watch you urinate. That's not going to help you if you use the condom idea. These are just some fyi's to let you be better informed next time you go in. I might be able to answer a few other questions if asked.

Inside Scoop

Jan 28 2006, 4:38 am

New reader here. It just so happens that I used to work for a company that conducted drug screens. In fact -I- did the drug screens. I have a few tips. It won't necessarily keep you from getting caught. But it might help.
1. Don't be in a hurry. Some places that do drug screening notice if you seem nervous or in a hurry. They might make you wait. Why? Because they think you've got someone else's urine that you're trying to pass off as yours. And since many places test the temp(and it has to be between 90-100 degrees), they think if they make you wait long enough, the urine will cool down. Lots of places will not accept urine that is out of temp range at all. This is good to keep in mind anyway, because some places automatically make you wait, or you have to wait on another tester. All sorts of things can happen. So if you bring in someone else's urine, it's going to be tricky either way.
2. Don't bring in something you have to dispose of. Many places won't let you flush the toilet. In fact, some of them won't accept your specimen if you do flush. Even if you say it was an accident. So if you have someone else's urine in a condom or whatever, take it back out with you. Don't put it in the toilet. My brother insists that he was able to tie a condom with urine in it around his privates to hide it and keep it at body temperature. But take all your stuff back out with you.

sapphire0144

Jan 24 2006, 10:47 pm

My niece stated that she passed a pee test, by adding a few drops of "bleach" in the cup. Does this really work?

Jonny_on_tha_spot

Jan 22 2006, 9:24 am

If you need to pass a drug test, you need to find this stuff called "Jazz Total Detox". Its about $20 bucks a bottle. I have passed 4 lab tested urine test, and one lab tested saliva test. And best part is i smoked the night before every test. This stuff is awsome, all you have to do is drink it an hour before the test and your good. Its completely undetectable and has worked for me and all my buddies too. So smoke up and test clean my friends!..... ps. follow the directions exactly!

budbunny

Jan 21 2006, 4:03 am

Has ANYONE used the URINATOR?? I heard it works 100% of the time b/c it uses synthetic urine. I am looking for work, and know I will have to take a pee test. I went to www.urinator.com, it's worth the $150 if it works, right. please let me know if anyone has tried it, thanks and will post the results whatever I use. Can't we all just get a bong?

budbunny

Jan 21 2006, 4:03 am

Has ANYONE used the URINATOR?? I heard it works 100% of the time b/c it uses synthetic urine. I am looking for work, and know I will have to take a pee test. I went to www.urinator.com, it's worth the $150 if it works, right. please let me know if anyone has tried it, thanks and will post the results whatever I use. Can't we all just get a bong?

Urrica

Jan 19 2006, 8:14 pm

Hey i have to add on to my other comment below...by the way i plan on drinking like 8 more glasses of it tonight and 4 more tomorrow..thats a total of 16 glasses..if i pee alot will it come out?!?!? same email adress

jack5

Jan 19 2006, 12:01 am

I have a drug test in the morning and bought Omni Cleansing Softgel. Does anyone know if this works?

kinghigh85

Jan 16 2006, 10:42 pm

im a smoker of about 3 to 5 times a day i had a pee test at work and i was worried so i took rediclean and the results came back dilluted they said they would test again in 6 weeks i ssmoked the first 3 then once a week later how can i be sure i will pass?

dannie

Jan 16 2006, 9:17 pm

I smoked 2.5-3 weeks ago. I just took my drug test and I didn't know about any of this cleansing stuff before I took it. I drank about 16 oz. of water that day and used my midstream pee. Any chance AT ALL that I can pass this? I smoked about 5 joints in 3 weeks. HELP!

big E

Jan 13 2006, 12:10 am

go for the Terminader Gold!!!!
I have been a chronic smoker for the past 16 years and I have used the GOLD 5 times and have passed every time.
I even smoked the night before the test and still passed. it seems real hard to get ahold of nowadays so I hope to find it soon. good luck to all and lets hope this country comes to its senses soon!!

Tiburon

Jan 12 2006, 10:09 pm

I have been a licensed truck driver since 1986.I've never been high behind the wheel of a big rig. They started random drug testing in about 1990 so I quit smoking and became an alcholic.Then I quit drinking two years ago and started smoking again so I needed to find a way to pass piss tests. Urine luck additive works, I've used it twice. The best thing is synthetic urine. You're gauranteed to pass because it's not yours. I've used it twice and no worries. You do need acess to a microwave oven to heat it and it comes with a chemical heat pack that will keep it warm for hours. We need to change the drug laws so they can't do this bullshit. It costs $77,000 for every positive test. We could be spending that money on other worthwhile concerns like aids research and world hunger. Why aren't we?

Nate Dogg

Jan 10 2006, 11:51 pm

Ive been on probation for about a year and a half now and i will tell u if ur on probation its best not to smoke unfortunaly i couldnt get that through my head and now i have to deal with the consquences of not smoking freely when i want. The best way to pass a drug screen is not to smoke but i feel your pain when u cant blaze a nice fatty. But there is hope on passing ur next drug screen and im here to help. Believe me i know what im talking about!

Steps to pass
1. Dont drink water days before your screen it dont help.

2.If you have a lab test and not a cup test its best to load up on cretine.

3. next step is to make sure u drink a lot of directices like soda and cranberry juice but the best i would have to say is grape juice.

4. to mask ur screen for the cup its best to drink alot of water i would say about 8 hefty glasses of water or more depends on body fat ratio

5. Viatimn B-2 and B-12 will help make ur urine yellow so it dosnt look watery.

6. if u have a couple of weeks before Exercise alot sweating the THC is the best way to get it out. but about a week before ur test be lazy exercising lets all the THC out of ur lipid tissue and if u exercise before ur test its gonna pack full of THC.

7. Make sure u pee alot before u go in to give the screen the more u pee the better.

8. If you have to call in sick the day of ur drug screen it will help.

9. Q-Carbo and other detoxs do work but have chances of not working.

10. Now this is sneaking and please dont get caught doings this when u have a probation meeting with the cup test grow ur fingernails out and before ur screen put powdered bleach in ur finger nail keep that finger in the cup and pee untill the urine is upast the nail i kno it seems nasty but if its a must u gotta do what u gotta do. DO NOT DO FOR LAB WILL DETECT THE BLEACH.

if you would like more information on the subject please go to Erowid.com and go to drug testing

-Peace-
-Nate Dizzle Dogg-

cat

Jan 9 2006, 1:15 pm

Sure-gel didnt work for me. The doc just called to ask if I had a persciption, wish I did. So, I need to go find another job...
It really pisses me off that weed is catogorized the same as cocain. The "man" needs to be worrying about the daily methodone clinic visitor not the pot smoker. The drunk guy is more danger to society than the stoned guy. The weed you smoked Saturday night doesnt effect the work you do Monday morning. Just venting :-)-`

break

Jan 4 2006, 8:40 pm

i think that it would be awsome if bob marley came down from heaven and blew smoke at da whole world on judgment day.

Wondering??

Jan 4 2006, 7:01 pm

Also, I was in the car when two ppl were hotboxing on new years, howeever they did have the window cracked, am I screwed? Please help!

Wondering?

Jan 4 2006, 5:57 pm

Hey, I do not smoke but am around many many people who do, I'm usually around it once a day atleast.. I have to take a liffe insurance exam (blood and urine) on friday, and I was wondering if I would fail due to second hand smoke.. Please help, very worried.. thanks guys..

Kooble

Jan 3 2006, 2:55 pm

The best thing i have tried is AZO's..I have passed two tests with that but it takes 5 days (6 pills a day for 5 days) I have another test to take today but didnt have time to use AZO's and so i borrowed my roomies ready clean..anyone know if that works?...I have been drinking lots of water and a half gallon of cranberry juice..I hope i pass

|||3UD

Jan 3 2006, 2:31 pm

Hey
Check this out. I was watching the history channel the other day the show was"HOOKED" and why drugs r banned in the US very intresting.Buy the dvd copy from "history channel .com. I am. Show it 2 all my friends/ family. The only reason drugs r banned is because us gov. is racial. EX. Why buds r"To get mexicans out of the US and make no profet" Watch it. It history the TRUTH....

absoulutlyInsane

Dec 30 2005, 5:12 pm

Hey everyone. I really need some help. I have been a CRONIC smoker for about 7 years now. I smoke ALOT of weed. I have been clean for 2 months now, but I just got out of jail becasue I failed my second piss test. I have heard that THC stays in your syestem for up to 120 days. I have a piss test coming up in 30 days and if I fail this one, I am going to jail for 4 months or more. Please Please get back to me with something that can help me until everything is out of my syestem. I am going to try this sure-gel stuff to see if it coats my stomach. Please get back to me My yahoo name is crazycandy96. Please I am desperate. I dont want to go to jail. PLease get back to me with some ways that i can pass this test for my probation officer. PLease. They are going to be looking for watered down pee, so Please I need an answer besides water. Please get to me on yahoo so I can talk to you person to person. Thank you so much. I am desperate.

Cat

Dec 29 2005, 12:09 pm

I start a new job the 9th of Jan, their employee manual states that they do test but I havent been verbally told so I wont know for certain until I show for work. I have smoked daily for the past decade, which would shock the hell outta my colleagues so I gotta be prepared. I have searched all over the net but am afraid to spend $150 on shit that might not work cuz this is more than just a bs job, its my career. Today will be my last day of tokin' :-(
I am scared to depend on Omni cuz of the posts below although it worked for dmac. I'll let yall know what product I use - and if it works. Anyone have any suggestions?

dmac

Dec 27 2005, 1:16 pm

Hey just wanted to let you all know that I PASSED MY TEST!!! I now can sit back and enjoy a fatty and I am making some kick a@# money. Follow the directions and stay clean for at least 2 or 3 days and it will work. Good luck to all.

usingOmniAlso

Dec 26 2005, 8:55 pm

yeah i wonder, does omni work? I have two friends who swear by it.

dmac

Dec 22 2005, 1:47 am

Tool Omni triple strength today so I will see if it works. I have not smoked in about 4 or 5 days. I ate about 9:30 this morning. I started drinking a lot of water. Around quarter to 1 I to the 1oz liqid and 4 pills. I pissed around 5 or 6 times until 3 in the afternoon and then went for a drug test. Waited in the clinic for like 45 minutes and had to piss like hell. I got a sample midstream and should know tomorrow if it worked. Please let it work. I will let ya all know how it went for me.

workedforme

Dec 20 2005, 9:38 pm

but i did double check with my own kit

Goatman

Dec 19 2005, 9:33 pm

Just think if it were'nt for drug testing we would still have our old jobs that really suck.
Grape-Seed Extract used to work and might still work on the little bullshit test at the probation office. It will not work if they send it to a forensic lab (lab techinician test it) because i heard they actually test for the grape-seed, then do a more strigant test and find the Pot. I recentlly fail a test, but I had 3 hits that morning I drank shitload of water, and one of those 16oz detox from GNC in the Mall. I'm a heavy smoker, that's everyday if not all day. I ate 2 grape-seed and took the test about 1 and 1/2 hours later that afternoon about 5hours after i had smoked. The results came back positive. I had 22mg and the cut off was 15mg. so i dont know what to do. But I'm not going to stop till they pry my gun from my cold dead fingers. If we find a way to easily defeat these test, corporate america will probably know to and i think that is what they are doing. Using someone else's pee is the best way to beet one of these test, but who wants to walk around all day everyday waiting to see if your company is going to give you a piss test.

for the reels again

Dec 15 2005, 9:34 pm

ps.dont even think to ask about your results.

for the reels a

Dec 15 2005, 9:23 pm

Probation day. 4:30 started the day at the job.Went home to prepare the way to pass at noon. 1:00pm start drinking 1 of 2 gallons of palo azul tea. started the 2nd gallon about 3pm got ready to report .(been pissing up a storm mind you) about 15 min you ve got to go again. water pee is what we call it.The probation officer said nothing . so far so good 4th piss test so far. A might not be good for your test,but I know it was done at a lab.Just remember to always prepare the tea a night before to be ready! So go out and buy yourself some palo azul at your neigborhood herbal store . $5 for lg bag try 4 in 2gal water add no sugar try not to eat a lot before you plan to drown yo'self foo .

Mel

Dec 14 2005, 11:12 pm

Hey guys! I found out this afternoon that I have to pass a UA in the morning for a job. I absolutely need this job. I smoked a couple bowls last night and every night before that. I only weigh 95 pounds, which I'm hoping will help. I bought some Omni Triple Strength today, but just read that it doesn't work. Anybody got any suggestions? I would REALLY apprecitate it.

Howie

Dec 13 2005, 7:33 pm

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF OMNI SOFTGELS WORK.... GOTTA TEST TOMORROW

Jack

Dec 11 2005, 8:03 am

I have had 4 visits with my p.o. and each time I took a carb soultion for my test. They have yet to test me, and i though i was going to piss my jeans waiting. I guess being safe is better then being sorry.

panhead

Dec 4 2005, 1:14 am

Fuck piss tests. Do insurance companys run this fuckin country or what??

Frank

Dec 2 2005, 3:38 pm

I got a job on the railroad, and i have to take a piss test in a week or two. they said they are going to send it to a lab out somewhere where they can check into anything like masking agents and etc. i went out and purchased omni triple strength advanced detoxification forumula. the local guy at the head shop said i would have nothing to worry about because the ingredients are all natural. do you think this stuff will do the trick?

tpkgangster420

Dec 1 2005, 9:47 pm

what up im in growth works its a gay ass rehab thing an i get random piss tests ive faild everyone except 1 an now im in gay track c i dont give to shits im not gonna stop but ill tell u things that dont work to pass a test pretty much everything comes up as an altered test except drinkin like 3 big tabble spoons of vinger wit a cup of water its the worst thing in the world but it works dont believe me do it ur way

Tokin

Nov 30 2005, 12:30 am

Look if you want to pass a test don't smoke its sucks but I havent smoked in 2 years and get off probation in 8 months. Just remember consequences are good and bad, depending on if its worth the risk.

bentkarma

Nov 29 2005, 10:17 am

if you guys want to know how to pass a piss test heres how. go to the grocery store and but a box of something called sure-jel. its used for canning and making gelatin you know like jello. i used two boxes myself but thats me trying to be careful. throw it in a blender and add equal amount of water. blend and drink. it tastes like shit ill warn you but it works. the next day drink what you would normally drink coke water milk whatever. what it does is coats the inside of your bladder with gelatin so that the liquids you drink cant absorb anything from your system and you piss them back out clean and clear. trust me on this one, the old stoner dude told me about it and i laughed my ass off but i smoked a 1/4 the day before i pissed and drank this and passed the test. and i still have the job today.

jacob M.

Nov 26 2005, 9:00 pm

fuck, i mean my school gives out random drug tests. i will piss all over the cup that the nurse gives to me when they test me.this is all shit i dont get "buzzed" at school, i do my work, i make average grades, but still they have to piss test me even though im not in any sports. oh well i wish i had shrooms, at least that wouldnt show up the next day.they evade my own life...

max headroom

Nov 21 2005, 9:04 pm

If they come to my workplace and pull that shit, I have 3 magic words for them. "Blow me, assholes"

I can't see where of premeses use of smoke bothers anyone at the workplace and it's none of thier damned business.

Shit, even an airline pilot should be able to smoke at home. Just don't show up for work with a buzz, that would be reasonable.

If they ever fire me from work for refusing a drug test, I'll buy some land up north, build a bunker, and have the largest indoor grow anyone's ever seen. I'll make twice as much money (or even more) and I won't give the bastards a dime of it in taxes. Fuck'em!

Today, we who grow are like the moonshiners of prohibition. It's only illegal because a bunch of uninformed asswipes say it is. Think how stupid they must have felt repealing prohibition. Prohibition, what a concept. Who's fucking idea was that anyway?

Ghostus Brown

Nov 19 2005, 4:59 pm

I'm two hit quit beoctch. First time in three months. Forget it. Will those hits turn up in a drug test in a couple weeks. No puffy in three months. Get to the water and nothing will be problem right? I'm serious, that's all it took. Good night. I'm not at all worried b/c it's not a govt. pisser. It's for parental-enforced rahab. Whatever. Fuck piss tests

Lucent

Nov 19 2005, 4:32 pm

i forgot to add, this is not a "war on drugs" but a CIVIL war on america's own people! one side telling the other side what they can and can not do. think about it people... one more topic to think about. what is wrong with this country when u get more time in jail for selling drugs then u do for killing somome. im sorry but taking another persons life is more important then selling drugs HANDS DOWN!

Lucent

Nov 19 2005, 3:57 pm

hey i did my job!!! it is now legal to hold up to an ounce of weed on u in denver,co. all thougyh its just the first step cause it is a state law, fedral will still convict you. DAMN IT POT HEADS VOTE!! ur one vote will make a differnce. we need to stand for our rights. the government does not own this country but the people OWN this country. they can try to tell us what we can and cant do but PEOPLE!!! u must realise. we out number them by alot..... this country was built upon revolutions... shall we throw the tea in the sea. stop paying tax's over throw the government.... this is our country... the so called free people... you must stand for your rights an stop taking it as a gimp... if we give up we are no longer free people... stop thinking thats how it is an will always be. change is an everyday thing. who is to say this is right set in stone.. break that damn stone stomp on it, cry out as a nation. not one but together. one voice is nothing but millions CHANGE THE WORLD!!

Ghostus Brown

Nov 17 2005, 2:37 pm

with one slip- my bad

Ghostus Brown

Nov 17 2005, 2:11 pm

I have to agree with Nate Dog- I never thought I would have the willpower to quit for three months, but that is what I did. Taking UA for my CD councellor, knowing you'll pass is a pretty liberating feeling. But trust me, there is nothing in the world I would rather do than smoke some dro' and jam on my drumset-Nothing. That was my life for so long. But my goal right now, is to finish outpatient, pass another random UA for work, and chuff the life out of a joint, blunt what have you, when the time is appropriate- I know the high will be crazy- And I'll probably wind up drumming for eight hours in a row or something. A coworker of mine has passed the test using Urine Luck, getting other urine from his wife and putting in a vial and in his drawers for the test and has never had a problem. Pretty cool cat. So you don't HAVE to abstain to pass the test, but that's what I'm choosing to do. I can't wait to puff again. Peas.

PAMSMAN

Nov 16 2005, 11:22 am

TO sTOned tO thhINK....

808/111

Nov 15 2005, 4:36 am

Has anyone used Dr. Green's Agent X synthetic urine? I just bought a bottle of premixed stuff. I only talked to one person who swears by it, but I still want to see how it worked for other people.....

Young Dro

Nov 15 2005, 1:52 am

***NIACIN***need to know if any of yall used this shit to pass a piss test.everybody done told me the shit works including my homeboy who is on parole and smokin like a chimney getting pissed every week. he told me to pop 2 500mg niacin pills drink 2 big ass 32oz cups of water an hour later take another pill and drink another cup of water nad piss frequentlty.need to know if niacin works ASAP!

sleepy7069

Nov 13 2005, 8:49 pm

All of this talk about the system and how it sucks is really nice, but it's only the first step. Shit, we gotta get some kind of demonstrations or rallies or somethin, otherwise we're invisible. Do you really think the politicians read High Times? it's another civil rights movement, but not for equality or the right to vote. those are fine and dandy, but this one's for mother earth and the pursuit of happiness.

and if they can try and kill off a fuckin marijuana plant, then can i kill off all the elephants or corn or trees or some shit? hell hemp has a lot of uses, too! the politicians just turn a blind eye to it.

Weird how they outlaw plants that GROW NATURALLY ON EARTH...doesn't that seem a bit...UNnatural??

careful bear

Nov 12 2005, 1:30 am

how do you beat the mouthswab test????

natedog

Nov 10 2005, 12:21 am

stop smoking weed and you'll never have to worry about passing a test again.I havn't smoked for 4 months and I can't begin to tell u how good it feels to walk into your po's office and feel 100% confident that you'll pass a ua.I used to smoke the best stuff everyday but believe me its worth it to feel that confident.besides think of how high you'll get the next time you can smoke.All your friends wil be jelous

Smooth

Nov 5 2005, 12:24 am

I am a heavy pot smoker. I had to take a pre-employment drug screen for a job I had to have. I was told by multiple sources to use the Vale Triple Strength product and that it was a sure thing you would pass if you followed the instructions to a T.

Bullshit. I had not smoked in 7 days and had been eating low fat foods and drinking tons of water leading up to the test as they advise on the instructions. I pre-tested myself before I had to go in and it was positive so I was not confident. But I had no choice other than to take the test, so I gave it a shot and failed miserably. Now not only do I not have the job, but now this positive test is in my records and being sent to God knows where.

Don't believe anyone who tells you the Vale Triple Strength works, maybe it does for very light smokers, but if you smoke regularly, you better not count on this stuff to help you pass or you will fail your test too. I tell you all this to help you out, I really wanted it to work but it DID NOT!

Stoney Tony

Nov 2 2005, 3:17 pm

Just a heads up for everyone out there. The Omni Triple Strength Cleansing Liquid does NOT work!!! I've not smoked in 10days. Been eating clean and drinking lots of water. I drank the whole 32oz bottle of the Omni product and produced a POSITIVE on my test today! The 100% guarantee is a SCAM also. All they want to do is replace your loss with another product they sale. They wont give you a money refund. Again, Omni Cleansing products are a SCAM! DO NOT BUY!!!!

joesizzle

Oct 31 2005, 10:20 pm

i have to take a drug assement in one week and i havent smoked in two weeks. i took a home drug test for marijuana and it came out negative. if i get a negitave for marijuana on my assment wizz-quizz is there i better chance they wont reccomend me for treatment? how much trust can i put in thoes home drug tests???? i DONT want to go to treatment!

THAT DUDE

Oct 31 2005, 6:09 pm

Two words, Palo azul, all natural and undetectable. two of my buddies took it for five years on probation and it worked everytime. I just need to know how long it takes to get out of your system. Answer please.

SteveyB

Oct 29 2005, 7:04 pm

Does anyone know of anything to help mask a hair test? Or does anybody know anything that will be helpful to me on hair testing?

dancingwithlove

Oct 29 2005, 12:18 pm

I passed my test! Just wanted to let everyone know. So, 11 days no smokie-tokie: AVO cranberry pills, like 150 oz of water a day, 100% cranberry juice and then that OMNI shit. Dont know part worked but my DOT came up clean. WOO HOO!!

dancingwithlove

Oct 25 2005, 8:42 pm

i have a to take a drug test tomorrow for a job i really want and i dont know if i'll pass! help! i have been drinking insane amounts of h2o & 100% Cranberry Juice. I've also been taking AVO Cranberry supplement. I bought the Omni Cleanse shit and just read it doesnt work (I read on another site that it does!) It's been 10 days since I smoked and I'm only a casual smoker but when I do smoke, it's always REALLY good. Any suggestions?

young dro

Oct 24 2005, 11:45 pm

just took that OMNI cleansing drink for my p.o. and failed tha test yall dont get that bullshit fixin to get locked up now dont get that bull shot

roadkill

Oct 21 2005, 8:41 pm

for 12 yrs i have passed the d.o.t. UA using 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice 4 to 5 hrs. before test time. go pee at least 5 times cont. drinking cranberry juice up until u take the test

Medical neccessity Pot

Oct 20 2005, 2:00 pm

To make a long story kinda short . I was in a car accident in 92, had a filed back surgery in 93. I have been on Vicodin +various pain meds for well over 12 + years . I have been smoking for about 5 years everyday. Multiple times a day for pain . It has helped with the spasams and pain associated with my current condition . About a year ago i started growing for my own personal use . My neighbor called the cops on me . So Here goes my question. I now am on probation and i failed my 1ST urine test . I havent smoked in well over 2 months and it showed in my urine... WHY? I have spoken to two different doctors and they said if i smoked as much as i did for as long as i did it could be in my system for 6 months. What are everyones thoughts on this subject . I am now worried about my next urine test , and like i said before i havent smoked in ove two months now .
Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated .

very concerned

LaMaryJane

Oct 17 2005, 1:21 pm

Ok So Im going a little batty here and if I dont repost my results youll know i od'ed on vitamins lol. I bought fiber, niacin and b complex pills that I took right now. 6 benefiber pills, 500 milligrams of niacin and 4 b complex pills. I also bought some certo...shit looks nassy but wtf right...that I will drink an hour before the test while drinking off and on cranberry juice up until my test. I will take the omnicleanse 1 and a half hour before as well.

Let see if this works.

denver reefer

Oct 16 2005, 9:09 pm

Got a bottle of XXtra Clean and 6 days smoke free under my belt, 5 of which i ran 4 miles or so.
at some point we smokers need to realize that we are being scrutinized more than any other type of user, especially alchoholics, for what is illeagal due to the process of which it can be grown, dried and smoked, without needing any sort of "process", therefore limiting it's ability to be taxed. if reefer had to be touched, or processed by someone other than the grower, it would be legal in a heartbeat-giving us a culture, and identity, and a system of sales that is truly one of the finest sales approaches in the world...there are customs, and rules for the buying and selling of weed, between us that do not exist in the world...we are silent, and we work in cash, we smoke each other up, and the bowl always revolves at the rate of 1 hit each, the dubes- puff, puff give. you tell the guy next to you when its cashed, and the bowl starts out there when it is reloaded.
we hate the system for its rules, but really it is the system that makes us pot heads friends, a common enemy united us, and if it were to change, so would we. yeah it sucks. yeah its bullshit, but look at all the non-smoking drunkards out there that are assholes.
we are a peaceful people, among the most peaceful on the earth, and that my friends is noble.
dont bitch about it, you chose to smoke, and chances are that it made you more decent.
it could be worse, you could be some fucking crack-head or meth-freak, in which case, you dont deserve any better.
eat your mushrooms. smoke your reefer. drink good wine. fuck attractive peopole, and take what comes as if you are ready-the society is always there, willing to smoke you up when the world shitts on you, and for this you should be proud.
smoke your dealer a bowl, and thank him for the risk he took, and remember, when pot is legalized (if ever) it will be different-like if tattoos were somehow made painless

ital ken

Oct 15 2005, 9:25 pm

the people that make these laws for us if they were so concerned about oue well being maybe they should listen to us i've never seen a person smoke a dooby and hit his wife wreck his car or hit anyone while driving

Honest

Oct 13 2005, 3:21 am

If you really want your baby back, maybe you should consider not using drugs anymore. For your baby's sake.

hotdamn

Oct 13 2005, 1:53 am

so bitch?

stephsteph

Oct 11 2005, 3:15 pm

yeah so im going in about an hour...pray for me people!!! i need my baby back!! :(

stephsteph

Oct 11 2005, 11:06 am

ok that sounds good ive been doing that for like two days and i bought the vitamin b complex and also the aspirin, someone told me to also take that. so ill see what happens....hopefully i pass, or it lowers my levels a little bit...thanx the bleed...

The Bleed

Oct 10 2005, 10:58 pm

stephsteph...I can't tell you about "Terminader Gold 60", but I can tell you that you need to do as this regimine has worked for me: wake up early, piss, drink water until your teeth float, repeat. Dilution is the only real way to pass a drug test. You might also want to consider taking some Vitamin B and even some Creatine in order to further validate your test. Good luck!

stephsteph

Oct 10 2005, 3:55 pm

nobody has responded about the terminader gold 60...and if it really works....please respond soon. drug test is tomorrow!!! please help!

Ghostus Brown

Oct 10 2005, 2:15 pm

I recenetly passed a pre-employment drug test after being clean 55 days (went to a rehab), but the policy states that I will be subjected to random drug tests. For anyone who has to deal with this horsecrap, how often were the periodic screens. My co worker's a lucky bastard because he can get his old lady to pee in a cup for him. I haven't smoked in eight days and have been working here since July. Does guzzling copious amounts of water actually work. I'm afraid of the drinks and detoxes because this girl in my outpatient says none of it works. I'm sweatin' bullets over here because this job is my last resort; I didn't finish college and am now a manual mover of things. Again, how often are the test four times a year? once a year? any feedback would be appreciated.

Doctor Stat

Oct 9 2005, 10:16 pm

Take four aspirin one hour prior to test. Drank enough liquid so you urinate a couple of times before test since first urination of day is the one that is dirtiest. Force yourself to eight high fiber food several times a day (Fiber 1 cereal is great though it seems as though you are eating twigs). Eat a lot of red meat in days before test. Pray! Dr. Stat

stephsteph

Oct 9 2005, 4:45 pm

yeah i got a drug test in two days, its so i can get my little man back for smokin weed. bought terminader gold 60 and im wondewring if it works? pleez respond as soon as possible!!!!! im desperate!

claymation

Oct 7 2005, 9:04 am

That Omni shit sucks!! I took it for a job, and didn't smoke for 4 days before the test, and still failed! Fuck that, I'm trying to get my money back!!!

calismokesalot

Oct 6 2005, 11:47 pm

Terminader gold and all the golds are bullshit. NIacin man, works every single time. took it 3 hours before a test cuz my p.o. surprised me with a color call and i passed.it makes you fell really hot though

mithra.girl

Oct 6 2005, 8:07 pm

i hav a drug test in 24hr. im putting my sh**t on the hope of terminader gold! it worked last time!(job sukd)
I smoke every day better then RX! SH**T! I'll proply burn another! Its a good job too! bet I PASS! get back w/you and let you know!! GO WITH THE GOLD!!!

YoungDro

Sep 25 2005, 10:12 pm

heres the deal i gotta take a piss test for my p.o. tom..i got this cleansing product called OMNI..ive never used it its the 16oz drink..have any of yall ever used it or heard that it works?

Amy Sue

Sep 25 2005, 9:30 pm

I've been stoned straight for about 8 years. I have a job interview tomorrow morning at 11:00 AM. I drink a lot of water because I don't drink cokes and I exercize daily. I've never had to take a drug test before, but I've gotta take one for this job. I had 2 blunts, a joint and 6 bowls of dro yesterday. Today I only had one pinner and I smoked a blunt roach. I have heard good things about AZO Standard, the Urinary tract infection pills. So I got some. Do they work?? What should I do? How many should I take and when do I take them? Someone please respond soon!!!
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~Amy Sue~

nomad

Sep 24 2005, 1:01 pm

Wanna know if a heavy canibis smoke quits for a week and takes ginseng with they pass a piss test?

Jay

Sep 23 2005, 8:26 pm

how in the hell do i pass a hair test in 2 days and i smoked 3 days ago?

freakyebonyandivory

Sep 19 2005, 9:43 pm

Ivory has to take a swab test in a couple days, can anyway tell me how long weed is detectable with this type of test? I was clean for almost 30 days but ebony hooked up with some awesome shit so I smoked one with him yesterday.

Smoka Ryan

Sep 19 2005, 12:26 am

that's bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

niacin

Sep 18 2005, 2:11 pm

lifeadrift mentioned using niacin, which is fine in its own right, but caution its use if you work in the heat. can cause u become flush, light headed, faint. try nia-safe, doesnt have the side effects that could possibly lead to heat stroke. niacin, niasafe are detoxants, so, check out other things as well that help detoxify the body, just use caution in all things.
if there is any truth to it, have heard that your body should be rid of trace elements of weed in 30 days. will be faced with a piss test myself in the near future and am just as apprehensive as the rest of you. good luck and looking forward to other positive experiences. oh, by the way. read in some comment sections about everybody getting together and starting to spread their seeds all over to creat more pot growing wild than law enforcement can keep up with. sounds like a good idea. maybe then the laws may get changed. good luck all.

Jrugger

Sep 17 2005, 1:21 am

Take 10 grams of pure creatine (sports supplement that can be bought in pill form) a couple of hours before the test. This will make the urine seem undiluted (raises creatinine levels). Doesn't hurt to take a couple of B vitamins as well for color at the same time. Try a a few regular aspirin as well. Take your xtra clean stuff too. Good luck! Let us know if you pass.

JLady

Sep 17 2005, 12:04 am

I was an avid smoke and hadn't smoked in a month. I took two lab test and took xtra clean before each one. Both came up dilluted. I drank tons of water but slow down two hours before I drink the xtra clean. Why is it comming up dilluted. They said if I get one more dilluted I get six months in jail. The take home test I took the last three days say negative but I am afraid the lab will say positive if I dont take the xtra clean. What do I do!

budbrain

Sep 16 2005, 4:54 pm

i ahve an important job interview that includes a drug test- i have stopped smoking for 4 weeks now- will it come out clean???????

chronik

Sep 16 2005, 4:51 pm

if you're a chronic smoker of ganga and need to take a UA test for a new job, how long will you have to stop smoking for the test to come out negative????

budsmokinliberal

Sep 14 2005, 1:14 pm

try Stat! 1-hour emergency flush....cleans all bodily fluids, even blood and saliva.They even offer a complete money back garentee.It's sort of expensive,running about $25-$30,but it worked for me.I thought it was worth it...www.statdetox.com or 1-800-SARKEN-1

lifeadrift

Sep 14 2005, 9:57 am

i just picked up a product called "number 1" its basically a cheaper version of the wizzinator, i'm going in, to see the po right now... we'll see if it it works. and to all those people out there wondering if they'll pass...here's what to do: quit smoking 2-3 weeks prior (depending on weight) drink AT LEAST a gallon of water a day. take a multi-vitamin..a good one. exercise. the idea is you want your urine to not just be water coming out. a few days before, take niacin 2x a day, one in the morning one at night. drink 1/2 a gallon of water on these days.
on the day off, drink 3-4 glasses of water, urinate 1-2 times so that its not just water coming out. if that doesn't work...then you're practically a bud yourself!

MissiPissy

Sep 14 2005, 3:01 am

Funny name for this topic right!!? So, I'm a petite girl 5'4, 130 lbs. Smoked one wk ago (really good dank) have a piss test in 1 1/2 wks but before that not a heavy smoker due to being pregnant. Lot's of water and excersice is what I hear is the only way to go?!? Anyone wanna boost my confidence I'll pass?

mikey

Sep 11 2005, 2:50 pm

When confronted with a p/test
I got a bunch of online tests
Nothing worked until asprin.
4 non coated asprin 3 hours
prior. It was the only thing that came out negitive.
didn't try other times or amounts.

kindsmoker

Sep 10 2005, 4:49 pm

if u gotta pass a piss test i been on probation for over a year i use vale triple strength i used it for two job tests too greatest stuff on earth. i stop three days prior to test drink plenty of water and u will pass the greatest product ever kept me high and out of jail for over a year

J-Dub

Sep 8 2005, 5:59 pm

Mannnn this is some bullshit!!!!! What is the world coming to these days????

sdlexic

Sep 6 2005, 7:55 am

was it won hit two nites ago or two hits one nite ago? if you can remember, you pass the test!

pothead

Sep 5 2005, 2:35 pm

I took 1 hit 2 nights ago, will I pass a drug test today?

likewise

Sep 1 2005, 6:29 pm

will have to take a pre-employe p-test and wondering being a light toker and havent toked in a cpl days just how realistically detection is, how long do you need to stay away from weed in order for the body to have a reasonable chance to detoxing? anybody have an educated guess?

someguy

Aug 31 2005, 11:44 pm

ok guys ang gals. i smoked 3 months straight got into some crap about a 3 weeks ago quit for three weeks. stioped eating for a week lost 10 pounds. i just smoked sat,sunday, and tuesday. i got a piss test in a week am i screwed. if yall have any info to help me it would be appreciated.

jerry/turtle

Aug 29 2005, 3:12 pm

hey guys, i love to smoke but im on probation for some major bs. i came up positive on a piss test the other day and im goin on house arrest now. it sux. theres only one thing i dont get i've smoked the entire time i was on probation not skipping one day and they said i had some negative ua's. which dont make sense to me, cuz i even smoked before giving the ua. but i was proud of myself cuz my probation officer told me the two times i was positive it was off the chart. the levels only go to 130 and mine was so high it didnt go down for two ua's it was still past 130. so i say forget the problems and shit just get high!

pot head

Aug 14 2005, 3:47 pm

does ANYBODY know how to make palo azul!

Derek Foreel

Aug 10 2005, 7:26 pm

Toker, Im in the same boat as you, once i got out of the Marines i had to make some money so I took a job as a Lineman apprentice, anyways i was told to take a drug test at the local clinic I expeceted to fail a piss test, when i got there she said to sit down and she put on some gloves.... I was like WTF type of test is this, she took a hair sample and i left. A week later i got a letter w/ my paycheck and it said i passed... I dont know how seeing how I smoked on the way there, ( i was prepared to fail) but i kept my job, twice i've passed a hair test. maybe its the blue black hair dye i use? i dont any stoners that have failed a hair test.

TOKER

Aug 8 2005, 8:27 pm

does anyone know how to pass random hair sample drug tests?

TOKER

Aug 8 2005, 8:22 pm

On may, I had to take a hair drug test, I passed it. I don't know how i passed it because i've been smoking for like ten years ataight every day non stop. I did not take anything at all to detox my system.I'm verry surprised, at first I thought it was just luck but on late july I took another random hair test again, and incredibly I passed it again with still not taking anything and still smoking. Now I'm just wondering how that happen twice? By the way i'm bold in the head so my hair sample was from the armpits. Do you guys think deoderant had anything to do with it? because thats the only thing that I can think of that might of had to do with tha analysis.also i'm a regular water drinker and I swet alot at work.But i just don't know how i passed twice in a roll. Some one please reply....

yamaha

Aug 7 2005, 7:19 pm

it will be 23 days after last puffing the herbs, and prior to that everyday more than once a day, will terminader gold 60 work to clean for PO test

luvxfreak69

Aug 6 2005, 7:27 pm

okay, I did it, I smoked a blunt, I only took like 4 hits but now Im freaking out, I soooo dont want to go back to prison. any advice?

ChibaBeleiver

Aug 6 2005, 3:01 pm

Yo, Need To Know.... Drink BLEACH????? You rode the short bus am I right?? Go ahead and try it. See ya in the local Obituaries!! Un Fuckin Beleiveable!!

luvxfreak69

Aug 5 2005, 10:22 am

Im on parole and have not done anything but drink once in a blue but I love drugs ANY drug. what drugs can I do and it not show up in a PAROLE drug test. also my po has not drug tested me yet but is there any thing I can get to hold onto just in case that I can bring to her office? that you sooooo much guys ;)

True pothead till i die

Jul 29 2005, 10:58 pm

My names bryan and i smoke funk all day, i gotta pass alot of drug test becuase i got into trouble. I just buy this thing at head shops, i think u can get it at wall mart. Its a pouch u tape to ur leg and theres like animal piss in it. Theres a tab u rip off and u wait like 5 seconds and it heats up to the right temperature and u put a thing on ur wang and it pissed in the cup. they have one that comes with a fake slong but its like 40$ the normal one is around 28$

damn!

Jul 29 2005, 11:22 am

what happens if you test positive after a trip to amsterdam (assuming you smoked herb there) and lose your job anyway? No laws broken... no matter how you look at it.

damn!

Jul 29 2005, 11:17 am

my hair's 2' long and it's smoked pot all its life.

Derek Foreel

Jul 28 2005, 10:50 pm

I recently got out of the military and was subject to ramdom drug testing twice a month,. I beleive it was a standard pannel 9 test. Anyways I took every test, no granted they only test 1/3 of all the urine they collect I know they tested mine numberous times, once the SACO officer ( substance abuse control officer) told me that my test were on the border and to watch what I do... I was an obvious pot head while serving but NEVER failed short of my duty even overseas i stayed high and did my job. Anyways i had a buddy that worked with the SACO and would tell me when they would do the test. A drop of a pube would make it "comtaminated" and buy be 2 weeks before a retest. anyways there is always away around a test or at least an extention.--- Former Lcpl Untied States Marine Corps

pammy

Jul 28 2005, 3:19 am

i am a 50 year old woman i have had a lot of good times in my life and now when i need pot for medicinal use it may all be taken away because of a bunch of assholes in our government. i am been arrested before i had 1 joint in my home i went to prison i was given 10 years , i did 2 years and then 8 years on parole i finished on july 11 2005 it has been a long hard road and now ican smoke and i am affrid to do anything for fear of being locked up again, i had open heart surgery in april 2001, and a second suregy please help me, please help me so that i can get the help i need

420lover

Jul 26 2005, 4:25 pm

I must say that STAT works great. It costs about $30. It has a 200% money back guarantee! I have passed 4 piss tests and 1 blood test. Good luck - we all need it!

justin

Jul 23 2005, 10:33 pm

i have to take a drug test at the end the week for a job and if i stop smokin by sunday and drink alot of water and take a half bottle cleaner do you think that would be ok?

once in a blue pt3

Jul 22 2005, 9:56 pm

Hey ya'll i passed, jus drank alot of water and ran 2 miles a day lost about 10 pounds,sweated dat thc rite out,anyhow i'm ready for da bong,lol...i need to lose weight so i'll keep up the pattern stay hi,red eye,swervin' in my 3rd eye,later!

what should i do?? pt2

Jul 22 2005, 12:25 pm

Well i went and took my test today. i took a home drug test and passed. So I went over and took the real one. I dont know how I did so as soon as I seen negative on the home test i went straight over there. I been drinking lots of tea and water w/ vinegar. It fooled the home test. I hope I passed the real thing. Will keep posting of results.

hairman

Jul 22 2005, 11:07 am

my work does hair test. they say it goes back 3 months. should I be worried if i take acid?

pisstest4atombstone

Jul 22 2005, 2:59 am

Also, I'm 6'1'' and 245lbs. Big dude. Long time heavy smoker.

pisstest4atombstone

Jul 22 2005, 2:56 am

So, I got a DUI and the lawyer recomended I go take an alcohol assessment to see whether i have a problem or not so she'd have something good to hand to the judge. I went and was cleared as a social drinker needing knowledge of alcohol or some sh!t. Now, I'm stuck taking a 6 week course for alcohol but the course includes a urinalysis. My 1st meeting to go to for this alcohol thing is this coming Wed. then i have to take another test for the state cuz now i'm on probation. I smoked up 5 days ago, and I think that in 5 more days I'll be taking a piss-test. I need to clean my system within this time frame. I'm trying to keep from using ne1 elses pee or a fake d!ck. HELP!!

Pretty Good Solution

Jul 22 2005, 12:34 am

On two different occasions, I had to take tests after smoking the night before (Surprise)! I always kept a bottle of Vale's 1 hour formula or Detoxify in the trunk of my car. Both products always worked for me. I was randomly tested every 4 months for 3 years and never lost the job till I quit! Read the instructions, peel the label off and you should be good to go!

Reply: What should I do?

Jul 22 2005, 12:26 am

With no $money, your choices are really kind of limited. I would suggest drinking as much Tea (no caffiene, and herbal tea like Green tea with dandoline or ginseng) as possible! Good Luck, hope you pass...but it should be fine, 1 slip up in 4 months shouldn't hurt you!

what should i do????

Jul 21 2005, 2:48 pm

I just found out that i have to take a piss test tomorrow. i dont have shit to work with cuz i dont get money until tomorrow. i hvent smoked since march and i fucked up and smoked on sunday and now i gotta take a test tomorrow. (at the time of my choice of course) before 3pm. What can i do? how long weed gonna stay in my system. im 5'7 weigh about 200 lbs. Please help me.

Amanda

Jul 19 2005, 9:15 pm

Also I would like to state my opinion of how weed is the most harmless thing you can do today. I graduated from college with honors and I smoke every day. Instant happy!!!

Amanda

Jul 19 2005, 9:13 pm

I need to pass a drug test soon, I need a remedy that actually works without having to purchase it from a website.Anyone with suggestions of what has worked for you should post back, I would appreciate it greatly!

once in a blue pt2

Jul 15 2005, 5:38 pm

took a dot test 2day, didnt do anything but drink water and lose weight, its been 19 days since i took 3 tokes from da bong,passed home test, but still waitin on results from lab, keep you posted,guys,later...

Family

Jul 14 2005, 11:14 am

Those in need should look into a product called "sonnes #7". No one talks about it and i dont know why, it is a miracle solution that takes the toxins out through your stool rather than your urine so its near fool proof, and its $CHEAP$. I'm on probation, smoke for 3 weeks, than the week before my meeting stop and take a bit of sonnes twice a day, i have friends who use it only 3 or so days before their test and still pass. Good luck, we're all in this one together.

spacedface

Jul 14 2005, 11:01 am

paranoid- Calm down, Mushrooms are water solluble, as well as acid and peyote, and alcohol. There are methods to test for mushrooms but only within 24-36 hours of consumption, and since its such a small window and so costly it is very rare to be tested for such a substance.

damn!

Jul 13 2005, 8:26 pm

I passed my piss test by drinking lots of water and cranberry juice.I was lucky that I got to take my test in the afternoon.I pissed atleast five times in the morning by drinking water.At ten or so I started taking vitamins to make my piss not so dilluted.I'd say try everthing tou can to pass.I did drink a bunch of pickle juice as well the night before.Good luck fellow comrades,remember this is a WAR on drugs and a violation of personal rights.Keep your head up,when where president things will be different.

troubled

Jul 13 2005, 6:57 pm

i failed my 1st test, but they let me take it again. I bought some stuff from a tatoo and tobacco pipe shop. it had VALE on the bottle it came in tropical punch and orange, but it must have worked because that has been almost 2 weeks ago and I have not heard anything about it since. you can also take AZO standard if you have about 3 days. follow the instructions on the vale bottle. hope this helps some people.

paranoid

Jul 13 2005, 1:36 am

o yeah.... and what about mushrooms? i dont know how long they stay in ur system and if i need to worry about that. so if u know anything bout it.. let me know

paranoid

Jul 13 2005, 1:34 am

i got accepted to a good school to be an x ray technician but i have to take a drug test. i smoked my last blunt tonight but i dont know how soon i have to take it. a friend recommended taking niacin and exercising and drinking water. is this gonna work? and if they give me a blood test will it work?

damn!

Jul 12 2005, 6:50 pm

I smoked a bowl over fourth of july weekend.Had been clean sence for three months,now they want me to take a piss test at work.I weigh 136 and 5'6" tall.What is the chances of passing and what can I do to help.Needs to be soon!Thanks for the help.

Once in a blue...

Jul 12 2005, 6:25 pm

I quit smokin' da erbals cuz of my cdl, dot testing, but i took 3 tokes from da bong about 17 days ago, been clean, working out, sweating,lost about 10 pounds, takin vitamins,do u think I made a mistake if i have to be tested within a week?By the way i been drinkin alot of water.

Introuble?

Jul 11 2005, 10:16 pm

I went in for a drug test today and had my brother piss for me. Unfortuatly, the amount of piss he gave me barely missed the line i was supposed to pee to. Therefore i was forced to piss a little more. Does this mean that i will fail the test or that they can find out it is 2 peoples'piss?

cantsay

Jul 11 2005, 6:16 am

Wow I've been reading all the posts from job-test failers, and I am amazed at how ignorant you folks are. I smoked a ton of weed in my younger days, but quit 30 years ago(except for that trip to Amsterdam). Now even though I could probably get away with it during the summer I cant bring myself to endanger the job that has supported me for 33 years. The fact is that all you who smoke heavily need 3 months of abstinance to pass. No cleaners or vitamins will do the job for you. Decide now which is more important to you. Those of you who say getting a job is important, but still smoked the day before need to seriously examine your habits. As for myself, I look forward to retirement.

Layed-off

Jul 11 2005, 2:01 am

I was recently laid off after working for a company for over 20 years, never had a drug test ever! company believes in peoples privacy ( company was started by a stoner )LOL.
I been smoking for years, now I have to stop in order to get another fucking job.
I will miss toking, damn government!

Yournotinluck

Jul 10 2005, 10:32 pm

i was a heavy smoker over the last year, then i only smoked like three times total over my week vacation and then quit for the next two weeks. i bought the urinluck absolute XXL detox shit just in case. then i failed my test. so that stuff sucks and dont even try it.

primo08069

Jul 6 2005, 11:08 pm

i need some advice on how to pass a hair drug test. ive been on the net and seen some shampoo shit but i dont know what will work. i need some here ladies and gents!!!

troubled

Jul 3 2005, 5:30 pm

this is for about time...... I don't do it at work, and I can out work your butt any day of the week, you r probally one of those welfare lazy asses that get your bills paid from us pot smokers....it is alot better than alchohol...you don't see people being run over from people that just smoke pot so go eat your free pills and mind your own business.

about time

Jul 1 2005, 12:27 am

Long time coming. Getting high at work is just stupid. Getting high at home makes no sense either. I'm all for every opportunity to take you idiots that create more work, or a hazardous workplace, to JAIL for a long time. Hope you can get your dope in their to ease the pain of a big d%ck in your pooper.

troubled

Jun 29 2005, 8:55 pm

does anyone know what over the counter drugs will give a positive result on drug screening? I heard advil, but I need to know for sure what will show positive. thanks for any help...a doctors comments would be great.

BigRyan

Jun 29 2005, 2:17 am

Yo everybody who wants to pass a piss test. Get some clean urine put it in a condom, tie a knot and when u need to piss just use a safety pin to poke a hole threw it. PEace

pot4eva2005

Jun 28 2005, 11:00 pm

How come none of the posters on here mention Terminader Gold. It will mask any THC you have in your system and then some. Just dont smoke two days before, get off your butt and do some exercise!!!

The Easy Way

Jun 23 2005, 10:48 pm

BEST KEPT SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!
This tip is applicable if you can quit smoking one week prior: If you know you have an interview or a scheduled UA, quit smoking for ONE week; You can do it!
At GNC they sell the BEST thing called- Tetra Cleanse.(You have to ask for it by name-they keep it under the counter!)Costs about $20. Its all herbal, so it doesn't put any detectable chemicals in your body. Take 5 capsules, 3 times a day. For 5 days. This completly cleans your body of everthing, For Good. (well, till next time you cheif, etc.) Leave the last 2 days to "being clean"- no worrys. Ive used it about 5 times- probation/job. Good Luck, All! Let me know it goes

i think i'm screwed

Jun 22 2005, 3:29 am

My father just passed away on June 18, 2005 and I just found out that in his will he's making all of his children take a blood test to detect any drugs in order to receive our inheritance. Sounds anal, I know! I've smoked weed for years, everyday, all day. How can I pass a blood test?

screwed

Jun 21 2005, 1:57 pm

I have to take a hair focile and piss test in 48 hrs. I have cleaner for the piss test what do I do for the hair test. I stopped smoking in March but slipped up and smoked a couple of times maybe 3-4 times with one hit when drinking at parties. The last time was this last Friday one hit.

clarity

Jun 20 2005, 11:14 am

I just found out i failed a drug tuest for a job i really need i took Vale..and obviously it did not work..I don't know if they are going to allow me a re-test..but in case they do does anyone know what will for sure make me pass this test..the last time i smoked was this morning..Please Help! I really need this job-and to pass the test if they allow me to take it again...

Suthern Gurl

Jun 18 2005, 1:05 am

I FEEL THIS IS VERY MUCH SO AN INVASION OF ONE'S PRIVACY. MARIJUANA DOES NOT MAKE ANYONE STEAL, KILL OR ROB. ALL IT DOES IS MELLOW YOU OUT; IF YOU DON'T ABUSE IT. IN SOME SITUATIONS, IT MAY MAKE YOU VERY ALERT.

Desperate!

Jun 13 2005, 12:56 pm

MMMHHAAAHAHAHA! I passed. I had previously smoked the night before (12hrs before), took Zydot following it's directions. Then I took Certo after I had done everything I needed to do with Zydot. I took Certo with 32oz gaterade and waited 30 min, passed a home drug test then walked across the street and took the real one and passed. I believe I also drank a little more water inbetween Zydot and Certo, but not more than 20oz. I certainly would not recommend smoking the night before, but if you did then you might try this. I know it works because I failed the test 3 days before with XXtra Clean or whatever its called. Good luck girls and boys.

luck

Jun 10 2005, 12:34 am

hey desperate, you're fucked. All i can say is drink a shitload of water and take some multi vitamins. Also run on a treadmill or somethin and sweat as much as you can.

Desperate!

Jun 9 2005, 2:24 pm

Well I have decided that I will take Zydot alone and take a at home urine test to confirm before taking test. I bought the cherry SHIT and I do emphasize SHIT. It is fairly thick (like watered down syrup) and it tastes like other drinks I have tried. But when your in my position you have to just suck it up. It does not make me feel like I want to vomit like most people say. If It comes out as a failure on the home test I will add the Certo and hope my kidneys do not fail. If anyone has any suggestions I would still like to hear them. I report on my results. Hopefully they will be better than will XXtra Clean or whatever that crap I bought at the head shop was. It worked last time for my gay ass Best Buy job, but when I had everything on the line with a real job it failed me. Please cross your spliffs for me.

Desperate!

Jun 9 2005, 1:24 pm

I just found out a failed a urine test and I smoke the good stuff last night, 12 hrs ago. I am allowed a retest. I just bought Zydot 24 and Certo. Dont know which one to take or if I should take both (maybe take zydot then certo later). If I take both Im afraid of having the Certo block the zydot or just having f**cked up urine and failing. If anyone has an anwser and you see this TODAY please respond. I have about 4 hours. I am scared to death. I will lose my job, by brand new car, my girlfriend, plus I will have to tell my parents because they know I just got a new job. My life is pretty much over as I know it if I fail. PLEASE HELP!!

Jake

Jun 9 2005, 12:37 pm

Hey all ive never smoked pot or done any kind of drugs. I do all types of tobacco but ive been wanting to smoke out. Any tips or advice?

d20y

Jun 6 2005, 1:34 am

I Have Personally used The Urine Luck, Made By Spectrum Labs. Detox additive. It's a small chapstick size vial. You sneek it in if no one is watching and pour it in the sample before it's tested. It Worked. Yes, I had been previously heavily smoking even that day in the morning and 1 hour before the test. Remember the conditions have to be right if no one is watching you pee and you can sneak it in and pour it into the cup BEFORE they test it it will work. Just like anything else follow instructions carefully

sky

May 30 2005, 9:35 pm

hi every1! i would like to know more about STAT, if probation is giving the test, they also test for chemical additives, does this stat show up? Ever hear of Lucky urine?(or sumthin of that nature?)lil vile u add to urine, it sposedly doesnt show up, only thing is, sneakin it in there with p.o. hangin over ure shoulder?

420testpass

May 20 2005, 3:05 am

TRUST WHAT I AM SAYING HERE! I recommend STAT! FLUSH 1-hour emergency. It cleans blood, urine @ saliva. If you weigh 220# + you have to take 2 bottles. You have to follow the directions precisely and it will work. If you want to feel more secure & have the extra $$$ got to Walgreens or Rite Aid pharmacy and buy the home urine test for Pot for only $16. Then you wont have to worry and make a fool of yourself. This is what I did bothe times. I have passed 2 test & I am a daily smoker for the last 15 years. THIS IS THE SHIT TO PASS!! They guarantee your money back @ it only costs $29.95/bottle. I think that is a reasonable price to keep your job. www.statdetox.com

PotheadForLife

May 19 2005, 8:31 pm

SCREW WORKING FOR THE MAN.

This is why I got a Ph.D., so I can work for myself and not have some fukkin Simon Legree demand pee, hair, blood and crap from me.

StayhigH

May 16 2005, 3:10 am

I need a JOB, smoke pot get paid is it out there let me know

LASERFEET

May 9 2005, 2:48 pm

Hello all. Using a combination of methods from other postings on hightimes.com, I was able to pass my urine drug test. Since, most of the posts I have read are from people who are scared out of their minds that they will fail an upcoming drug test, I decided to post my "solution" to this invasive problem of other people butting into our private lives. First off, I am 21 years old, 6'00", and weigh a whopping 150 lbs. It is important to remember that weight/metabolism plays an important role in how much THC is in your system, so adjust accordingly! Now, I smoked every day at least twice a day for 4 months up to 3 weeks prior to my test. In these 3 weeks I didn't smoke at all and drank about a half gallon of water a day. I also did a lot of yard work out in the sun, which helps you sweat out that nasty THC ;)! So remember to do whatever makes you sweat. I also sat in a hot tub for a few hours some nights. The night before the test I took 2 NIACIN pills, which made me feel like I had poison ivy and a terrible sunburn. In the morning I urinated and then took another NIACIN. Now, there is another post that tells you to drink a gallon of water mixed with two packets of CERTO, which can be purchased at HEB, 3 hours before the test. I could only finish half a gallon. I believe I urinated one more time before the test. This seemed to work for me. I'm not gonna swear by it because it may have just been luck, but this is how I did it. Good luck to all of you and remember to be safe when you smoke. God bless!

nuyorican420

May 6 2005, 7:29 pm

does that fake weed get you high? and does it show on piss test?

420BabiBoi86

May 4 2005, 4:33 pm

Whats tha deal, i am on parole and probation and i only report once a month but if i mess up i go away for 3 years.. What can i do to pass my tests???

420 test pass

May 1 2005, 5:15 am

the problem with the synthetic urine is that you have to go thru the trouble of keeping that bag thing around your body to keep the temperature close to real. that is the first thing the lab tests is the temp of the urine. then they perform the u/a on the sample. like i said in the past 2 postings...your best bet is to go with the stat! flush capsules.

rocky mountain high goat

Apr 28 2005, 6:31 pm

what's up with the synthetic urine. I have heard ravings and nothing bad. Is it too good to be true.

420 test pass

Apr 27 2005, 1:48 am

Read previous statement! You have to follow the directions precisely and it will work. If you want to feel more secure & have the extra $$$ got to Walgreens or Rite Aid pharmacy and buy the home urine test for Pot for only $16. Then you wont have to worry and make a fool of yourself. This is what I did bothe times.

420 test pass

Apr 27 2005, 1:46 am

I highly recommend STAT! FLUSH 1-hour emergency. It cleans blood, urine @ saliva. If you weigh 220# + you have to take 2 bottles. I have passed 2 test & I am a daily smoker. THIS IS THE SHIT TO PASS!! They guarantee your money back @ it only costs $29.95/bottle. I think that is a reasonable price to keep your job. www.statdetox.com

cap n

Apr 26 2005, 4:35 pm

is there any way to pass a test on bloodwork. i have to go to the doctors tommorrow and i was just wondering if the kind find any thing from the bloodwork. i don't think they will be looking for anything, but you never know.

pilgrimsmultiply

Apr 22 2005, 9:17 am

Reality tv; road rage; car bombs; manipulative personalities; urge to buy brand names; killing the clock; pilgrims. This reality fades away with a little weed for me. To each his own. Ill smoke into another zone. You can just leave me alone.aaaaahhhh

gentlymedecated

Apr 21 2005, 4:05 pm

Sometimes between my dreams, I find a strange substance called "Reality". But I am still working hard on it.

h-town atom bomb

Apr 20 2005, 8:16 pm

HAPPY 4:20 !! Hope everyone has a great year and a very productive growth. Keep us TN people well smoked out. We can only supply to ourselves so much per year.

HAPPY 420 !!!!

Apr 20 2005, 12:14 pm

I just wanted to say to the community happy 420! Have a good one peace out

anonymous

Apr 19 2005, 10:21 pm

Just work out everyday. Run, bike, anything. And not just right before a drug test. If you do this, you can pass anything within 2-3 days.

Need 2 Know please

Apr 19 2005, 1:24 pm

Other then water, Cranberry juice, Nicine, what other shit can i do to get it out of my system i smoke like atleast everyother day, (and i don't want to go to any stores and buy anything) i get Lab tested, ive heard drinking bleach, let me know peace.

failed1

Apr 19 2005, 11:19 am

So I went for a really important pre-employment DS and failed. yeah really bites. I drank Vales and did everything just like it said. It covered everything up but the pot. SO my question would be what is out there that will completely flush my system without just covering it up for a few hours. I have quit smoking until I find a new job. Any ideas would be appreciated.

sitting potcloud

Apr 18 2005, 1:50 pm

quit the fuckin job, get a new one, who want to work for fuckin