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SPIT HAPPENS
Flawed drug tests are coming to a workplace near you.
Mon, Jun 21, 2004 1:02 pm
Story by Rick Cusick
On April 13, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) released proposed guidelines and standards for hair-, sweat- and saliva-testing for federal employees. These guidelines, if adopted, will be added to existing protocols for urine-testing and give the drug warriors more weapons in their battle against civil liberties. These guidelines will then be used throughout the private sector as the de facto standards for employee drug-testing.
Though there’s little chance that public debate will stanch the flow of increased social engineering, it’s probably a good idea for drug-law reformers to note the serious flaws set forth in these guidelines. Almost all of them relate to marijuana-smokers.
According to the proposed guidelines, “The Department has remained committed to... identifying and using the most accurate reliable drug testing technology available.” This is, at best, disingenuous, since the guidelines quickly disintegrate into a litany of imperfect standards that almost certainly will lead to false marijuana positives.
Most egregious is the suggestion that saliva tests be admitted despite a host of intrinsic limitations. Even HHS admits, “Less is known about the pharmacokinetics and disposition of drugs into oral fluid as compared to urine.” Government science shows that almost all drugs enter oral fluid through diffusion from the bloodstream into the saliva. However, THC doesn’t diffuse into the saliva: Saliva tests detect marijuana in the mouth and can’t differentiate between use (i.e., “I smoked a joint”) and environmental contamination (i.e., “I was in the room when someone smoked a joint”).
HHS is aware of the problem: “In order to protect Federal workers from incorrect test results for marijuana, the Department proposes that a second biological specimen, a urine specimen, will need to be collected.” In other words, saliva-testing is so suspect that it has to be confirmed by a urine specimen.
In addition to recommending the flawed spit-test methodology, HHS is also endorsing point-of-collection testing devices (POCT)—small, hand-held test units that provide immediate results. POCT’s test both urine and saliva and have been commercially available since the early 90’s. The guidelines clearly state that there has been only one independent study to date for the saliva POCT. That study found “variability and difficulty in detecting cannabinoids,” but suggested that “rapid evolution of the technology should overcome current problems.” HHS promises to revise the guidelines when the science becomes available to differentiate between actual use and environmental contamination—but for now, “despite these known limitations, the Department proposes to incorporate this new technology.”
The logic behind both recommendations is that science will rapidly catch up and correct these problems. Is this true? Probably. But that hardly makes an imprecise test a sound policy choice. Why this rush to judgment?
Read the Rest in Issue #4 of High Times' Grow America
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On April 13, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) released proposed guidelines and standards for hair-, sweat- and saliva-testing for federal employees. These guidelines, if adopted, will be added to existing protocols for urine-testing and give the drug warriors more weapons in their battle against civil liberties. These guidelines will then be used throughout the private sector as the de facto standards for employee drug-testing.Though there’s little chance that public debate will stanch the flow of increased social engineering, it’s probably a good idea for drug-law reformers to note the serious flaws set forth in these guidelines. Almost all of them relate to marijuana-smokers.
According to the proposed guidelines, “The Department has remained committed to... identifying and using the most accurate reliable drug testing technology available.” This is, at best, disingenuous, since the guidelines quickly disintegrate into a litany of imperfect standards that almost certainly will lead to false marijuana positives.
Most egregious is the suggestion that saliva tests be admitted despite a host of intrinsic limitations. Even HHS admits, “Less is known about the pharmacokinetics and disposition of drugs into oral fluid as compared to urine.” Government science shows that almost all drugs enter oral fluid through diffusion from the bloodstream into the saliva. However, THC doesn’t diffuse into the saliva: Saliva tests detect marijuana in the mouth and can’t differentiate between use (i.e., “I smoked a joint”) and environmental contamination (i.e., “I was in the room when someone smoked a joint”).
HHS is aware of the problem: “In order to protect Federal workers from incorrect test results for marijuana, the Department proposes that a second biological specimen, a urine specimen, will need to be collected.” In other words, saliva-testing is so suspect that it has to be confirmed by a urine specimen.
In addition to recommending the flawed spit-test methodology, HHS is also endorsing point-of-collection testing devices (POCT)—small, hand-held test units that provide immediate results. POCT’s test both urine and saliva and have been commercially available since the early 90’s. The guidelines clearly state that there has been only one independent study to date for the saliva POCT. That study found “variability and difficulty in detecting cannabinoids,” but suggested that “rapid evolution of the technology should overcome current problems.” HHS promises to revise the guidelines when the science becomes available to differentiate between actual use and environmental contamination—but for now, “despite these known limitations, the Department proposes to incorporate this new technology.”
The logic behind both recommendations is that science will rapidly catch up and correct these problems. Is this true? Probably. But that hardly makes an imprecise test a sound policy choice. Why this rush to judgment?
Read the Rest in Issue #4 of High Times' Grow America
Subscribe Now: 1-800-827-0228
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EDPS
Mar 19 2010, 3:17 am
BASHLEY0608
Feb 16 2010, 12:46 am
BASHLEY
Feb 16 2010, 12:41 am
that one guy
Feb 10 2010, 9:57 pm
prjamaican
Feb 9 2010, 2:48 pm
SLIM420
Jan 25 2010, 3:19 pm
Mouth Swab Tests
Jan 20 2010, 8:39 pm
At my former place of employment the mouth swab test was what they used. The test is only accurate if you basically choose not to brush your teeth. I remember smoking at 4am and having the test the next day at 2pm. All you have to do to pass is brush your teeth and use some mouthwash. (you can even floss if you want) Once i learned how easy it was to pass the test id drive to work everyday with my bong on my lap, and a water bottle in the back seat with mouthwash in it. Never failed a test. God i wish mouth swabs were the standard.. haha then life would be guuuud :)
But to anyone shitting about a mouth swab test.. as long as you brush your teeth.. or even use mouthwash for a good 30seconds to a minute you will be perfectly fine. THC is stored in fat cells, not saliva. It only stays there for a few hours if that, and thats only because.. the smoke has to pass through your mouth to get into your lungs. Bet if u could smoke through your nose ud be golden haha but fuck that. Anyway Enjoy, and stop getting worked up over this type of test.
thedon
Jan 4 2010, 5:32 pm
Jay Vee
Dec 7 2009, 12:42 am
Pass a SWAB test
Sep 10 2009, 3:04 pm
Duhh
Aug 30 2009, 11:21 pm
have intellilgence
Aug 19 2009, 9:12 pm
caligrl
Aug 13 2009, 4:48 pm
StarrGirl
Apr 30 2009, 7:10 pm
cateeye
Mar 24 2009, 10:51 am
Worried at home...
Feb 24 2009, 6:37 am
tilted
Dec 3 2008, 9:48 am
Hairy Muff
Sep 16 2008, 6:01 pm
Urine test = http://www.urinetestsolutions.com
Hair test = http://www.hairtestingsolutions.com
Saliva test = http://www.salivatestsolutions.com
lele
Apr 13 2008, 12:54 pm
DID I PASS??????
ive tried it
Apr 12 2008, 10:07 am
ive tried it
Apr 12 2008, 9:54 am
ive tried it
Apr 11 2008, 12:41 pm
ive tried it
Apr 11 2008, 11:25 am
Ive tried it
Apr 11 2008, 11:16 am
1-rinse mouth with white vinegar for 2 mins
2-brush teethwith crest whiting formula for 2 mins
3-rinse mouth with hydrogen peroxide for 2 mins
4-rinse mouth with aloe vera juicefor 2 mins
5-pop 2 altoids tangerine after doing the following steps above
do this 1 hour before your test keep the tangerine mints in ya mouth till ya take the test
Thats it thats what you spend your money on and there is no way to git through to them for questions.. Well I hope that helps everyone out. Have fun and good luck. If anyone knows if this method works please let me know. I will try it and let all you know after.
ninja
Apr 7 2008, 11:27 am
For the short term, there've been reported negatives using altoid mints shortly before the test.
Tokinchokin
Apr 3 2008, 7:55 pm
PSA
Apr 3 2008, 4:56 pm
One more time, this blog pertains to SALIVA DRUG TESTING! If you guys want to continue with off-topics and arguing, DON'T DO IT HERE!
yea, right
Apr 3 2008, 3:04 pm
funny how youre seeking suggestions on passing a "short notice test" since your original situation didnt even call for a short notice test "with a few hours to prepare". remember, you were supposed to be taking a drug test to get hired on to fed ex...have you changed your story once more?
the bullshit is really spewing thick..
sheesh!
Apr 3 2008, 2:42 pm
Q: "...What is your suggestion to pass a test on short notice? "We" have yet to hear from that.."
Who's "we"? Do you mean "YOU" have yet to hear from that?
This isnt the only blog in HT that deals with drug testing. If you checked out the other blogs and done some reading (instead of asking stupid questions beforehand) you discover a LOT of posts that contain suggestions on beating the drug test on short notice.
What an idiot!
Anonymous in ICT
Apr 3 2008, 2:27 pm
yea, right
Apr 3 2008, 2:25 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anonymous in ICT
Apr 3 2008, 2:23 pm
yea, right
Apr 3 2008, 2:12 pm
sheesh!
Apr 3 2008, 1:57 pm
"..Do you people who are calling bs just because certo was mentioned even smoke weed at all?..."
Duhh..Naw man , the numerous people here that still tested hot for pot after using your phony remedy did so because of their good looks....*Sheesh!!*
Next stupid question?....
Anonymous in ICT
Apr 3 2008, 1:56 pm
yea, right
Apr 3 2008, 9:41 am
The issue is not whether we smoke weed at all; perhaps its more like you havent taken enough drug tests. you certainly are clueless as to how the drug testing process works and why people actually test negative or positive on a ua.
and you'll certainly remain clueless as long as you spend your late nites glued to your keys pitching your myth.
Anonymous in ICT
Apr 3 2008, 1:36 am
There's nothing inconsistent about the story. The only difference is that I drank gatorade and water (and certo) when I passed for the Convergys and metal shop jobs and the red detox and water when I failed (2 jobs failed before certo, as mentioned in the original post). That's why I asked if gatorade was key. Water was the common factor on all 4 tests. And if certo and detox are bs, gatorade was the only difference between passing the 2 more recent screenings. But the method, whether because of certo, water, or luck (twice in a row), worked for me. But I don't know of many people who take faith in only water, and there's obvious reasons for that, such as samples denied for dilution, or it just doesn't work by itself. If you don't believe certo, don't do it - like smoking marijuana. Hey, you'll definitely pass if you don't smoke at all! In the meantime, take your $30 pills that are just as much guesswork as certo at best. Of course detox companies are going to find pectin has "no effect". It's only about $4 at the grocery store and everyone knows about it. It's really not in their best interest to even venture there. Even THEY have profit goals to acheive, believe it or not. It's easier to make money with half-truths, saying, "we found a new way!" instead of giving the real cure. Dietary supplements are a multi-billion dollar unregulated industry. You don't think your favorite detox CEO is going to pull some strings!? That's bs. Otherwise just substitute your sample somehow. And as far as rules and standards in freedom and liberty, that's true. You can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater. But no one has said anything that crosses the line in that respect, therefore all are welcomed, which is what smoking is suppose to be all about. Do you people who are calling bs just because certo was mentioned even smoke weed at all?
PSA
Apr 2 2008, 7:55 pm
weedgrinder
Apr 2 2008, 4:44 pm
Im also siding with bleah and the others. Go somewhere else with your bullshittery before some uninformed reader falls for it and ends up losing their job (or worse, end up in jail).
Bottom line
Apr 2 2008, 4:18 pm
Yet there still people that wrongly credit Pectin for passing a UA when the real hero was the copius amounts of water they drank which reduced the THC metab concentration in their bladder so the urine sample registers below the tests cutoff level. Its all about the water.
Inconsistent story or not, with the above being said, if you failed your two previous tests with Gatorade & water or little red package detox-whatever, then you would have failed those same tests with Pectin.
Thank you, please drive through...
PhillyKid
Apr 2 2008, 2:30 pm
bleah!
Apr 2 2008, 2:16 pm
and if you cant handle the "rigid standards" around here then you DONT have any business being here. in that case GET LOST! we will not shed a tear upon your departure.
to the Anon poster
Apr 2 2008, 2:05 pm
- on your 3/28 post you said you failed your two previous tests after using a "packaged detox substance - small bottle, red liquid"
- now on your 4/01 post, you asked "If gatorade and water were reasons for passing, why would have failed "on the 2 other mentioned pre-emp tests"?
Now its "gatorade and water" instead of "the packaged detox"...
Drug testing is a serious issue. Bullshit stories dont belong here.
Anonymous in ICT
Apr 1 2008, 3:58 pm
To: CERTO = Myth
If gatorade and water were the reasons for passing, why would I have failed on the 2 other mentioned pre-employment tests. Obviously, although not stated, I drank a boatload of water trying to detox myself. Is Gatorade the key? Why is 'Gatorade and Water' not being sold on "detoxforless.com" and like websites for $30 a pop? We all know they would if that was true.
To: to Anonymous
Education is always good, and anyone can read as much as they want about "pharmacokinetics". But just like electricity and gravity, the only 'facts' we have about them are that they exist, or at least their properties do. No one really knows how any of these really work, which is why certain remedies work for some and not for others. None of the remedies ever posted here, or why they would/would not work, are facts anyway -- just suggestions. So I suppose none of us have any business posting here based on your rigid standards. Not to mention that you promote 'freedom and liberty', yet censure those who post what you disagree with and suggest that they "...have no business being here." You must be a very likable person, but I suggest you either smoke more weed, or stop smoking crack. In the meantime, it would be nice for those who are criticizing to offer their own suggestions, and not just their 'holier than thou' opinions. We already have federal government institutions for that.
to anonymous
Apr 1 2008, 8:19 am
In these forums, we like to stick with FACTS! Facts that carry substantiative proof. Non-facts and other unsubstantiated hearsay is not welcomed here when jobs and legal freedoms are at stake. If you somehow dont find this idea agreeing, then you have no business being here. This is not a playground here.
re 'Anonymous'
Apr 1 2008, 12:25 am
Your "thought" is based solely on a fallacy of causation. Youre merely ASSUMING that certo is responsible for your husband passing the UA (and you know what they say about ASSumptions) . Just because B happened doesnt mean A caused it. Nothing but pure coincidence.
Certo is like prayer - you may think it works but in the end, you are just fooling yourself.
cj
Apr 1 2008, 12:14 am
anonymous
Mar 31 2008, 11:36 am
Brownstem
Mar 30 2008, 9:41 am
I failed a job drug test 5 years ago with it. Last July, my nephew had his probation revoked and was sent back to jail after using certo for his drug test (at the recommendation of his college buddies and over my objections).
Substitution with a clean sample is the only way to pass a drug test and if a person is on probation, the best thing is to stop smoking.
My 2 Lincs
Certo = MYTH
Mar 29 2008, 5:46 pm
theyre back
Mar 29 2008, 5:36 pm
Anonymous in ICT
Mar 28 2008, 4:59 pm
This seems to be a summation of most Certo methods and is what has worked for me in the past. I don't normally smoke high-end weed, usually just commercial (kinda dirty, sometimes very seedy). It's enough to relax me and is more readily available/less expensive than the real good stuff (yes, I still like good stuff). I have also been bone-dry for a few weeks :( so I am confident all will go well. Also, pre-employment screenings may not be as scrutinous as say, felony-probation type screenings, but I can't be sure. As for the 'Certo-nerds' comment, what would anyone have to gain from promoting Certo if it works for them? To each his own, foo!
God bless
straight...head
Mar 26 2008, 11:56 am
james
Mar 18 2008, 4:10 pm
Wrong site dewds....
Mar 16 2008, 6:57 pm
All other drugs are off-topic here.
plunger
Mar 14 2008, 10:22 am
Bdog
Mar 14 2008, 12:38 am
kracklingkate
Mar 13 2008, 7:08 am
vito
Mar 11 2008, 8:20 pm
Doothcie.Pan or Pot?
Mar 6 2008, 7:38 pm
doobiesnaxxxx
Mar 5 2008, 11:57 pm
Do not buy some bullshit "cleaning solution" for mouth swabs, just practice good dental hygiene.
smokey480
Mar 4 2008, 2:56 pm
i failed
Mar 3 2008, 7:11 pm
pectin products dont work. theyre crap.
noyb
Feb 21 2008, 11:30 pm
i bet these people never took a drug test in their life.
question
Feb 21 2008, 11:05 pm
Certo = HOAX
Feb 21 2008, 10:51 pm
Youre right about one thing: certo only works because of the water. By drinking water, you are diluting the THCA concentration thats present in the bladder -diluting just enough to test negative. The certo had absolutely nothing to do with testing negative. Therefore you wouldve tested negative anyway just on the water alone without the nasty useless certo to go with it.
aritay
Feb 18 2008, 10:27 am
bo
Feb 16 2008, 1:35 pm
Better Then You
Feb 15 2008, 5:14 pm
floridaboi
Feb 12 2008, 10:45 pm
floridaboi
Feb 12 2008, 10:40 pm
Kreils420
Feb 12 2008, 3:49 pm
Drooling
Feb 11 2008, 10:01 am
highinfla
Feb 5 2008, 10:08 pm
Will this show up on the test and what can I do to flush the shit out of my system before then??
pergz024
Jan 31 2008, 11:56 am
TheJuice
Jan 28 2008, 1:28 pm
ResinBallz
Jan 22 2008, 6:29 pm
screwedinnewmexico
Jan 22 2008, 12:02 am
cuz i have random ua's and my probation officer goes to my school to do them and i want a way to pass this first one coming up soon and i dunno when it is
and also how long does it last??
Hairy Situation
Jan 15 2008, 3:06 pm
dw
Dec 20 2007, 4:37 am
oldhead
Dec 18 2007, 2:37 pm
Girl689
Dec 18 2007, 12:22 am
cixx
Dec 5 2007, 12:38 am
Cari
Dec 2 2007, 3:29 pm
zZz
Nov 30 2007, 12:31 pm
~Swab me:-)~
Nov 27 2007, 7:18 pm
Harmony203
Nov 25 2007, 1:05 pm
Cyann
Nov 24 2007, 5:40 pm
1. Give them clean ua's when we apply. One way or another.
Totally infilterate their environment. Of course this may take awhile. Just do it!!
2. Then, when they get all dirty ua's, what will they do?
Shut the government down?
Ha!
Wish it could happen.
There are several online university's that constantly call me about an online class in criminal justice.
The reason they bother me is,
my employer of 14 years and my roomie as well is a criminal lawyer. Now let me tell you. The Lawyers are really aganist the system, at least mine is.
I read in your mag. many years ago that if you ever get caught up in the system they will do anything they have to, to keep you there.
I think of that often, it is so very true.
May God Bless and treat you kind.
Shua
Nov 20 2007, 5:24 pm
Good Peeps
Nov 17 2007, 3:56 am
hollow
Nov 15 2007, 2:08 am
~M~
Nov 8 2007, 7:54 pm
back to jail
Nov 8 2007, 6:33 pm
MIDNIGHT TOKER
Nov 8 2007, 2:07 pm
corey
Nov 1 2007, 1:43 pm
missmecheri
Oct 30 2007, 3:49 pm
I passed also
Oct 29 2007, 9:43 am
dummy
Oct 14 2007, 9:38 am
Me
Oct 11 2007, 10:30 pm
Me
Oct 11 2007, 10:23 pm
TheKottonMouthKing
Oct 11 2007, 8:10 pm
Thanks STF
Oct 8 2007, 12:44 pm
doobiesnaxxxx
Oct 5 2007, 12:33 pm
If in need to pass
Oct 5 2007, 10:23 am
Meonlyme
Oct 4 2007, 11:31 pm
naut2002tf
Oct 2 2007, 4:52 pm
buddybudbud
Sep 25 2007, 3:39 pm
jago999
Sep 24 2007, 1:39 pm
SpitonThis
Sep 17 2007, 2:16 pm
SassieCass
Sep 17 2007, 11:38 am
So, I have to worry about taking a swab test on Wednesday the 19th. I take one MAYBE two hits probably every nite. So I smoke regulaly, but not heavily. Whas is a fool proof way to pass a saliva test? Is it true that you just shouldn't smoke 12 hours prior? I don't want to buy anything yet, till I know more about it. Drop me a line!
Jenna
Sep 13 2007, 1:44 pm
shredhands
Sep 12 2007, 11:40 am
tallboy
Sep 11 2007, 6:21 pm
will this work or should she be worried cuz if she fails shes prettymuch fucked...any help is much appreciated
for real
Sep 8 2007, 8:13 pm
rodross
Sep 6 2007, 8:33 pm
doobiesnacckkerr
Sep 6 2007, 1:05 am
Santacruzer2
Aug 27 2007, 5:33 pm
Santacruzer2
Aug 27 2007, 1:47 pm
First, of course flush out your system as far in advance as possible. What I do is drink about two large glasses (70 oz total) of water within 1-2 hours before drinking the certo water. I piss at least two-three times. Then I drink the certo in one large glass of water. Then after about thirty minutes I drink one more glass of water with a crushed up multi vitamin for color. Now that is done I piss as many times as possible over the next two hours. I was told that you will be the cleanest THREE HOURS AFTER TAKING THE CERTO. So far this has been accurate. Also, when test time comes the first urine to come out is what goes in the test cup. I took some certo last week for a test and could not find my directions. I took the test about one hour after drinking the certo. This was not enough time for the certo to coat my stomach and I failed the test. So you must give it time to work!
Today I am actually in the process of trying to add some protein powder in with the crushed vitamin with the glass of water taken after the certo glass. I will know the results about 4:00p today. I will get back on here and let you know what happens. It sucks being treated like a criminal. I go to school, work, and volunteer. P.S. We all need to be sure to post our results! Or else this site is useless.
passed the test
Aug 23 2007, 10:05 pm
Saliva Sucks
Aug 23 2007, 10:03 pm
coolasrain
Aug 23 2007, 6:24 pm
Zombie
Aug 7 2007, 9:33 pm
scaredtobestrait
Aug 3 2007, 8:44 pm
I sure drank enough sure gel though....so, I don't know if it works or not
scaredtobestrait
Aug 3 2007, 12:53 am
scaredtobestrait
Aug 3 2007, 12:52 am
scaredtobestrait
Aug 3 2007, 12:50 am
dailytoker42000
Jul 14 2007, 10:20 am
NervousJobHunter2007
Jul 9 2007, 7:17 pm
c brown
Jul 6 2007, 1:54 pm
dailytoker42000
Jul 3 2007, 9:37 pm
Ziggy
Jun 25 2007, 2:12 pm
Hopefully someone will invent a foolproof way around them sometime soon.
The only FOR SURE way to pass a urine test if you smoke alot is to use urine substitution. In other words, use a friends urine who doesn't smoke or do any drugs. Or, just order a urine sample on the internet like I did. Theres a few companys online that will sell you the clean urine and a kit that keeps in warm and concealed. The website that I used was:
www.perfecturine.com
There are a few others out there, but I ordered from them twice and passed the test both times. Good luck..
MonE
Jun 20 2007, 10:01 pm
Mine
Jun 19 2007, 2:38 am
I had to go take a drug test unknowing how it was to be taken and on my way into the drug testing facilitly i was talking to a guy who told me if they swab your mouth to not let the swab hit your cheeks, PUT IT BETWEEN YOUR TEETH... he said the teeth wont hold the thc like the gums and tounge ... i ended up having to pee test so unsure if it works.
De Pee
Jun 13 2007, 11:06 pm
Trick is to keep the temp above 90 degress....Just get some hand warmers and pratice keeping the temp up.
Microwave for 10 sec. rubberband the pad on and tuck into yer undies...play it cool...pee some into the toilet and dump the syntho into the cup a lng as the tem is right you are good to go... As far as the swab i have not tried this yet but research has shown a 24 hor detection window. Best thing is to invest in a couple of home testers and try yourself to be sure...hink about how cheap this investment is when your job is at stake!!!
LEO627
Jun 13 2007, 3:20 pm
any responses will be greatly appreciated!
Zimby
Jun 11 2007, 2:42 pm
and on a personal note...
just like everyone here I believe that drug testing and incarceration for pot is ignorant and a violation of my rights as a US cit. but more important as a human being. When a govt. get so involved in peoples lives that they regulate what you CHOOSE to intake something is very wrong and it people should fight back. I know this must be repetitive but I really urge you to get active and let your govt. know how you feel, even if its something small. I myself write my reps and let them know my and many other peoples stand on this issue. Remember we DO have the power to change things even as impossible as that sounds...all it takes is a group of passionate people. Peace, live easy and hopefully I pass.
Zimby
Jun 11 2007, 2:28 pm
and tell you how the certo method works for someone of my body type.
legalizeitdammit!!
Jun 7 2007, 4:59 pm
NavySquid2004
Jun 3 2007, 2:44 pm
NavySquid2004
Jun 3 2007, 2:41 pm
PedernalesRiverRat
Jun 2 2007, 10:20 pm
More importantly, does anyone know how they work? THC is fat soliuable and fat is detectable in the urin, so thats why urin tests work. But how does a salivia test work?
Thaks a lot, and long live HightTimesMag! for giving people like us a common place to convine.
LibraGirl
May 31 2007, 5:07 pm
NavySquid2004
May 31 2007, 12:53 am
Navysquid
May 30 2007, 11:15 pm
freaking out
May 29 2007, 1:57 pm
i quit.....it just cost me and my family more income...this is something i did with no one knowing....its not worth it....never again......never....
freakingout
May 25 2007, 6:54 pm
it worked then so i hope it works now.....will let u guys know......
any comments would be appreciated.......
Lospanglial
May 21 2007, 8:04 pm
FYI i have read that this only mask's pot. SO yeah i wouldnt recomend trying it with anything else, though i ate some vicoden for a toothache the other day and i am testing tommorw so i guess well see if it masks opiates.
GOD SPEED
real help
May 21 2007, 5:10 pm
2012isnear
May 16 2007, 1:30 am
Bob
May 8 2007, 2:25 pm
BUTCHER
May 6 2007, 12:13 pm
Not Worried
Apr 17 2007, 6:13 pm
hey you
Apr 9 2007, 10:03 pm
worried as fuck!
Apr 5 2007, 11:27 am
Oh and my brother's in IRAQ for the second time and says they have recieved info that they'll be staying months after their war term is up, SO DRY FUCK BUSH IN THE ASS!!!!!!
FoulMouth
Mar 12 2007, 1:08 am
Spit does Happen
Mar 11 2007, 5:42 pm
Urine test: http://www.drugtestfriend.com.com
Hair test http://www.hairtestfriend.com
Saliva test
http://www.salivatestfriend.com
Elmo
Mar 8 2007, 11:14 pm
Rachell
Mar 8 2007, 11:12 pm
Houston Man
Mar 6 2007, 1:05 am
I was recently asked to take a HAIR TEST for a job promotion. The pay for the job was VERY good. It completely caught me off guard though. I had smoked about two weeks ago and a hair test can date back to about 3-5 months! Anyways, so i ordered this shit called Zydot Ultra Clean. Then i read on the internet that the shit didn't work. They said that IT DID reduce the amounts of THC build up in your hair, BUT not enough to test negative. So i went and bought OMNI CLEANSING SHAMPOO from a local smoke shop. I USED BOTH! First, the Zydot Ultra Clean. Then, the OMNI CLEANSING SHAMPOO. I washed my hair for about an hour straight. (follow directions carefully).. I washed my hair about an hour and a half before my test. Be sure not to get nervous or sweat because any sweat from the head can recontaminate the hair!! Anyways, I PASSED!!!!! AND I GOT THE JOB. So don't worry. I don't know if the OMNI shampoo by itself worked though. I would use BOTH shampoos just to be on the safe side. SO IF YOU HAVE A HAIR TEST, DONT WORRY!! USE BOTH OF THESE PRODUCTS BACK TO BACK AND YOU WILL PASS!!!!!!! NO BULLSHIT!!! I SWEAR, I PASSED!! :)
PS. My friends couldn't believe i passed..LOL
ginger
Mar 2 2007, 4:52 pm
ginger
Feb 26 2007, 9:14 pm
Spit Happens
Feb 19 2007, 1:36 pm
Lucky Bastard
Feb 16 2007, 7:28 pm
I just passed my hair test! So i freaked out when i was told to go take the test after my interview was over. so i ran down to the local head shop all the guy had was this shampoo called Omni Cleansing Shampoo. I bought it went home and scrubbed the shit on. When i went to take the test i figured they would test it right there at the medical office, but no! They cut my hair put it in foil and sent if off in a sealed baggie to an out of state lab. five days later I was hired! OMNI WORKS!!
Hank Williams' Ghost
Feb 12 2007, 5:05 pm
Well, some things ARE too good to be true I guess, because i have to take an oral swab test on Wed. (today's Mon.) in order to keep the job. I have no money whatsoever due to the house payment but I do have a charge account at the local drug store/pharmacy...is there anything I can do? I'm not a regular smoker. I only smoke a couple hits (from a joint) a couple times a week if that, but as someone stole my entire month's scrip for Klonopin, I've had to take my Dad's Valium...am i fucked? Any help is appreciated unless you're a corporation trying to sell some $40-$75 crap cuz you're wasting your time. I have no time or money for that. PLEASE if anyone's out there that even has second-hand stories about home remedies bring em on.
p.s.- I got the job a month ago and had to pass a UA...I smoked the day before, and all I did was drink a few swallows of Cran. juice that morning, half a gallon of water on the way there, stopped and pissed, then finished anoher half gallon as I pulled into the lot. Give 'em your second piss and you may pass like i did...though as i said I'm not an every day guy...just F.Y.I.
Slackjaw needs to pass!
Feb 11 2007, 1:16 am
Scandal L
Feb 11 2007, 12:40 am
Joshua
Jan 28 2007, 11:56 am
Mary Janes my Bitch~303~
Jan 26 2007, 12:39 pm
HOLLYWOOD
Jan 25 2007, 4:31 pm
honeymilk
Jan 22 2007, 12:46 pm
tokenchase
Jan 19 2007, 9:44 pm
You have a friend
Jan 18 2007, 5:48 pm
cheap cheap
Jan 16 2007, 7:01 pm
sorry, but you should be smarter when on probation. you failed to mention probation for what?
jnasty
Jan 16 2007, 12:08 am
Mary Janes my Bitch~303~
Jan 15 2007, 5:40 pm
Made it Work
Jan 15 2007, 1:33 pm
Probation Officer
Jan 14 2007, 8:07 pm
SO HERE IS MY ADVICE ONE MORE TIME. PLEASE TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AND I HATE TO HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE HURTING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY DID SOME DUMB SHIT TO PASS A DRUG TEST.
I do not smoke weed, but my husband and most everyone I know does. I also work in a probation office. Over the years I have seen it all and I consider my self a bit of a expert on what works and what doesn't(only for smoking weed, if you do any of that other stuff all i have to say is good luck!). First off no niacin- it is sooo bad for your body and all it does is flush out you system, If you smoke a lot of weed it will never work. Certo or sure-jell used to work but test are getting more advanced these days and you will fail most high grade tests. My husband has passed 3 UA's using Ur-in-luck. It is fake pee that comes in a bottle w/ a temp strip on it. You can buy it at any smoke shop for $20 or buy it on line. Throw out the wamer and just nuke it for a little bit and then keep it in your underware for at least an hour(tihght jockey underware work the best). I promise you, you will pass you test. Also I am not sure how it happened, but he had to take a saliva test this last week and he passes. He smokes at least a $40 bag a week. He drooled all over the first test and so the made him do a second one and he passes. He said that all he did is brush his teeth really well before he left. Just be prepared that when you go to a job interview, they may swab you right there w/ no notice. I hope this helps, I don't belive anyone should go to jail or lose a job just because they smoke some weed.
hollywood blazer
Jan 11 2007, 3:00 am
griffith drug test passer
Jan 10 2007, 11:38 pm
griffith dankster
Jan 10 2007, 11:35 pm
Rasta Exec
Jan 10 2007, 10:02 am
Probation Officer
Jan 7 2007, 8:19 pm
My husband and his uncle took a saliva test for a job and both passes. They both smoked the night before the job. It was not one that was mailed away, the guy tested it right there. Brush good and chew some gum!
Probation Officer
Jan 7 2007, 8:14 pm
Saliva Passer
Jan 7 2007, 6:26 pm
elmo
Jan 7 2007, 5:10 pm
elmo
Jan 7 2007, 5:09 pm
Damian420
Jan 6 2007, 9:10 pm
Griffith Dankster
Jan 6 2007, 6:37 pm
that muhfu
Jan 6 2007, 5:05 am
no1driver
Jan 6 2007, 2:17 am
Trish-in Alaska
Jan 4 2007, 1:51 pm
Probation Officer
Jan 3 2007, 6:51 pm
vanessa
Jan 3 2007, 6:04 pm
Saved by a friend
Jan 1 2007, 10:51 pm
Yate007
Dec 28 2006, 8:05 pm
Yate 007
Dec 28 2006, 7:36 pm
Yate007
Dec 28 2006, 7:23 pm
"The Green Goblin"
Dec 20 2006, 10:44 am
"The Green Goblin"
-Keep tokin.
enhancementsmokr420
Dec 12 2006, 6:43 pm
jimbo007
Dec 11 2006, 9:09 pm
paulyholic
Dec 10 2006, 11:01 am
Clint
Dec 7 2006, 2:42 am
J.WHITT
Dec 6 2006, 9:58 pm
Oldtimer
Nov 30 2006, 3:28 am
Oldtimer
Nov 30 2006, 2:52 am
Oldtimer
Nov 30 2006, 2:48 am
Paulyholic
Nov 22 2006, 4:20 pm
KELLEN^(
Nov 21 2006, 10:43 am
heyhey
Nov 18 2006, 7:33 pm
kturner21
Nov 17 2006, 7:14 pm
megc
Nov 6 2006, 1:32 pm
herbtastic aka yella
Oct 31 2006, 3:40 pm
Brittani
Oct 30 2006, 1:42 am
Peach optimo
Oct 24 2006, 6:42 pm
Still Ballin
Oct 23 2006, 1:40 pm
tha mochine
Oct 16 2006, 4:18 pm
MolineStoner309
Oct 14 2006, 8:52 pm
Eric the Pirate
Oct 12 2006, 10:47 pm
jrpothead
Oct 10 2006, 7:01 pm
stayup
Oct 5 2006, 10:27 pm
http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/product.cfm?id=99887213-F553-E130-7F2BE5BED6A1828B
then get a two ounce bottle. like a travel-size shampoo bottle, or a family-size bottle of k-y (hehe). empty it, and fill it with synthetic urine from here...$15 per vile.
https://www.whizzinator.com/order.html
just mix the powder with water, put it in your bottle, hide it in your briefs, and if you need some extra heat, they also sell heat pads :)
jess
Sep 29 2006, 9:04 pm
oldsoulSmoker
Sep 29 2006, 3:03 am
I wish all you "Please help me" folks would post your results. So I will post mine. First piss test I ever took I drowned myself in water and fruit pectin (Certo) I was P'ing every 7 minutes!! The lab called and said it was diluted. I was supposed to go re-test but then HR manager called and told me to start work. For 3 mos training period I waited for someone to tell me I had to retake that test. Never did!!
Then came probation. NOT WORTH IT. I quit for 12 mos. And they said I was still smoking cos my levels weren't going down fast enuf! A$$holes. Do the right thing and they still try to F**k you. Nonetheless it was going DOWN so they finally stopped suspecting me. The degradation of being watched is the worst.
Tomorrow @ 9am I have to take a saliva test for a Supermarket job. Smoked 22 hrs ago. I guess I'll fail if they send it to "the lab" But I will try peroxide & alcohol-free mouthwash. And I am drinking pectin & Gatorade with Niacin and B complex, in case they do UA too.
Money does not drive me, I will not quit smoking. I will not let the Gov't/Big Biz dictate what I can do during my free time, in my own damn house, to my own freaking body. I will let ya'll know what happens.
potguy
Sep 29 2006, 12:38 am
potguy
Sep 29 2006, 12:36 am
litron
Sep 29 2006, 12:32 am
litron
Sep 29 2006, 12:25 am
litron
Sep 26 2006, 8:22 am
cait
Sep 22 2006, 3:41 pm
Jesus
Sep 16 2006, 8:41 am
TheWeightofTEXAS
Sep 14 2006, 4:49 pm
decadenr 1050
Sep 11 2006, 9:08 pm
thezone
Sep 9 2006, 2:57 pm
Thezone.
TheWeightofTexas
Sep 9 2006, 9:33 am
TESTED ONCE A MONTH
Sep 9 2006, 12:14 am
I smoked 2 weeks before my first, took vitamin b-complex with lots of rade, then took certo with a gatorade an hour before my test...PASSED
I smoked 2 days before one drop, got really nervous and drank way too much water and came up to dilute and had to come back to re-test the next day...
got up and drank a lot of water...then u took a home drug test kit and failed
so i drank the rade and took 5 vitamin B-complex pills...drank certo with rade , then drank pop till my piss was green, then took the home kit in the parkinglot of the testers and passed...
if anyone was curious...i passed
Moral: Certo works, I am a Very skinny person, but think about it, if certo gels your bladder so it wont release toxins, why would't it work for everyone?
TheWeightofTexas
Sep 6 2006, 8:51 am
Kushivel
Sep 5 2006, 8:31 pm
or certo in the morning & how meny hours before the test. Plese Prey.
420LALA
Sep 4 2006, 7:05 pm
pro*status
Aug 29 2006, 4:40 pm
THC IS ONLY FAT SOLUABLE...IT STORES ITSELF IN YOUR FAT CELLS...DRINKING WATER DOES NOTHING BUT GET WHATS ALREADY LEAVING YOUR SYSTEM OUT QUICKER.... THC RELEASES ITSELF FROM YOUR FAT CELLS WITH EVERY CALORIE YOU BURN... EVERY STEP YOU TAKE!!!!... the only way to really pass is to get clean... its stupid to not give it up for awhile...
i gave it up and i know the day i get off probation ill be smokin again..but for now i can wait...im not gonna make myself have to wait longer...that fucken retarded
istayhigh
Aug 25 2006, 4:41 pm
istayhigh
Aug 25 2006, 4:39 pm
high_religiously
Aug 25 2006, 8:26 am
Sarlyme
Aug 23 2006, 9:00 pm
ipassedmytest
Aug 23 2006, 5:08 pm
aggiegrad04
Aug 22 2006, 6:53 pm
Peace!
aggiegrad04
IstayHigh
Aug 19 2006, 1:59 pm
y2k
Aug 18 2006, 12:39 am
Hella Worried...
Aug 17 2006, 8:42 pm
Sunshine
Aug 14 2006, 8:11 pm
sunshine
Aug 14 2006, 8:09 pm
Rock420
Aug 11 2006, 6:37 pm
Rock420
Aug 11 2006, 6:36 pm
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5340/picture47op5.jpg
Rock420
Aug 11 2006, 6:35 pm
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5340/picture47op5.jpg
I hope it works, I'm so stressed
tacostacostacos
Aug 11 2006, 1:15 pm
Rock420
Aug 11 2006, 9:48 am
RoBinSins
Aug 10 2006, 11:52 pm
Rock420
Aug 10 2006, 8:07 pm
SmokeLoc
Aug 9 2006, 9:29 pm
Smoke Till' I Choke
Aug 8 2006, 2:41 pm
TheWeightofTEXAS
Aug 2 2006, 2:37 pm
Miss Parker
Aug 1 2006, 1:50 am
stickyickyoooohweeeee
Aug 1 2006, 12:33 am
anonymous
Jul 31 2006, 2:08 am
paranoidazfo0k
Jul 27 2006, 5:13 pm
paranoidazfo0k
Jul 21 2006, 1:13 pm
peace not greed.
True Blooded American
Jul 20 2006, 11:59 pm
k___
Jul 18 2006, 12:24 pm
INDIAN51
Jul 11 2006, 8:14 am
randomass_retard
Jul 5 2006, 7:01 pm
Monkey
Jun 27 2006, 8:33 pm
mudd
Jun 27 2006, 3:23 pm
DEXIDOLL
Jun 26 2006, 5:04 pm
Smokey
Jun 26 2006, 12:23 pm
Shiny Hiney
Jun 23 2006, 1:46 am
beave
Jun 22 2006, 10:47 am
scrollen
Jun 21 2006, 4:47 am
mmd06
Jun 17 2006, 9:40 pm
mmd06
Jun 17 2006, 9:36 pm
ifionlyhada....
Jun 17 2006, 12:12 pm
ifionlyhada....
Jun 17 2006, 12:11 pm
True Blooded American
Jun 17 2006, 2:59 am
Probation Officer!!!!!!
Jun 14 2006, 4:30 pm
Meganja
Jun 14 2006, 12:26 am
Meganja
Jun 14 2006, 12:08 am
tahirah
Jun 13 2006, 4:34 pm
tahirah
Jun 13 2006, 4:16 pm
jocko78
Jun 7 2006, 7:43 pm
Ciara420
Jun 7 2006, 6:51 pm
reasonable_man
Jun 4 2006, 1:29 am
Since the state cares not one shit if I have good employees as long as they are drug free, I have taken action.
My employees are tested in the company bathroom and I collect the samples.
I advise them that I am restrained by law, but not by my beliefs. Hence, I suspect my employees use something like www.privacypro.com or a similar supplier, or maybe not. I have no idea. I give 5 days notice and use the minimum controls. Frankly, good employees are worth their weight in gold.
I don't care what it takes to get a passing test, whizzinator, certo, certified urine etc. I have to cover my ass with the state.
BTW, I smoke daily and have since 1969, so don't assume all us old farts are retro pignut nutsack nazis.
I like my employess and I want to keep them. I give them every opportunity, including the old "hey I need a week".
Good people are hard to find. Fuck bush and his asshole buddies.
Old Guy
weed hero
Jun 3 2006, 11:44 am
itsallgood
May 27 2006, 6:46 pm
Before I could start my new job I had to pass a Pre-Employment Drug Screening. I heard that GNC carried some product that would work, but when I went in to ask about it the kid behind the counter looked at me like I was a heroine addict or something! Not to be discouraged, I went to another GNC location, where again, the mere mention of "system cleansers" sent the sales associate into a tissy. He informed me that they didn't carry "that sort of product", ducked his head and scurried off.
Next I tried Vitamin World (www.vitaminworld.com) and was fortunate enough to finally find someone who was cool enough to help me out. The sales guy told me to take the Omni product, which consists of 4(?) capsules and a 1oz drink for about $25.00. In an attempt to detox I hadn't smoked for 1 week before my test. I took the cleanser 4 hours before my test, drank plenty of water beforehand, peed 3 to 4 times before I went and I passed it! So the moral of the story is: Omni Cleansers DO work, Vitamin World has what you need, and GNC eats it!!
Best of luck!
Smokes WAY to much
May 26 2006, 1:51 am
xomexo
May 25 2006, 12:33 pm
smkeallday420
May 24 2006, 8:15 pm
dcal12
May 22 2006, 11:00 pm
xomexo
May 22 2006, 2:10 pm
clean and sober
May 20 2006, 10:12 pm
jocko78
May 19 2006, 5:28 pm
dude
May 18 2006, 5:50 pm
superspade
May 17 2006, 11:31 am
herb Queen
May 16 2006, 1:32 pm
superspade
May 12 2006, 12:32 pm
stonerpeacenotgreed
May 12 2006, 10:00 am
anon
May 10 2006, 7:10 pm
doomeinmy69
May 10 2006, 12:27 pm
doomeinmy69
May 10 2006, 12:26 pm
Peach Optimo Lover
May 9 2006, 9:52 pm
Need A job
May 8 2006, 11:43 pm
weed420dro smoker
May 8 2006, 10:15 pm
famunda
May 7 2006, 10:42 am
doomeinmy69
May 6 2006, 9:12 pm
doomeinmy69
May 6 2006, 9:09 pm
doomeinmy69
May 6 2006, 9:07 pm
weed420dro smoker
May 6 2006, 2:11 pm
EXEC
May 1 2006, 11:25 pm
tari
Apr 30 2006, 5:24 pm
I WILL TAKE ANOTHER ON MONDAY (THE STUFF I USE IS LIQUID PECTIN THE SAME THING)
OnTheMoney
Apr 30 2006, 1:48 pm
I am on probation, have been for almost a year, with monthly urinalysis... Since being on probation, I have not stopped smoking the nuggets.
Using the certo fruit pectin method, I have passed every test, with the exception of two samples that came back as "diluted" since the creatine levels werent high enough. I also purchase my own dipsticks to make sure I pass before i go... So I can assure you that, if done properly, certo does work...
I start by abstaining completely for 3 weeks if i have been smoking heavily, or 2 weeks if i have been smoking regularly. If you havent abstained that long, dont worry, this method still works! I have also gotten as close to 3 days to the piss test before stopping smoking.
In the week before the test, I drink about 80 oz of water per day, take multi vitamins, and a creatine supplement. Starting on the night before the test, I dont eat anything until I take the test. On the day of the test, I wake up and drink 64oz water and take 2 B-complex vitamins to color the piss yellow. Then I buy one box of Certo (two packets) and two 20 oz bottles of grape juice (it mixes very well). Pour one pack of certo into each bottle of juice and shake. 2 hrs before the test, drink one bottle, 45 min before the test, drink the other bottle. I also drink a 20 oz of water in the minutes leading up to the test just to make sure i can go.
Take your test with confidence and chances are good that you will pass if you follow this regimine.
Greenleaf
Apr 27 2006, 10:19 pm
COME ON PEEPS HELP OUT A FELLOW STONER!!! PLEASE....
Thanks, Peace Greenleaf
li$a
Apr 25 2006, 9:27 pm
i bought 2 of those fu*kers...
and 1 at home test.
did the trial one the day before and i passed, which made me feel a little better the next day for the actual test...FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!
so now i have another job...and i have to do that all over again!!!! great! i just hope OMNI works the second time around...grrr
DugBud
Apr 20 2006, 1:56 pm
Chillafarian
Apr 19 2006, 1:41 pm
dube 1
Apr 19 2006, 4:09 am
dube 1
Apr 19 2006, 4:07 am
notundertheinfluence
Apr 18 2006, 9:57 am
S.O.Mac
Apr 16 2006, 9:48 am
Bigdaddy
Apr 14 2006, 7:23 pm
TARI
Apr 12 2006, 11:19 pm
kirtis
Apr 12 2006, 1:02 pm
some random kid
Apr 10 2006, 3:37 pm
and how much would i need without it smelling like clorox?
tari
Apr 9 2006, 11:59 am
OUCH! A HAIR TEST
Apr 8 2006, 1:28 pm
I recently took a pre employment hair test and failed. I rinsed my hair with apple cider vinegar 2 times a day, 30 mins each time, for 5 days before the test. I ordered 2 different detox kits on line and spent almost $400! I used the detox shampoo from "pass your test" and another "mud system" from another company. Both companies said that I would pass. LIARS!!! I know you are desperate but DO NOT BE FOOLED INTO BUYING PRODUCTS TO PASS A HAIR TEST!!! Since my experience I have learned it's IMPOSSIBLE to get around a hair test. I wish I would have told the employer I didn't want the postion.
momoney06
Apr 6 2006, 10:09 am
J-Dub
Apr 4 2006, 10:38 pm
Madam X
Apr 4 2006, 4:37 pm
Mackila
Mar 31 2006, 6:30 am
Good luck
SonnyChiba
Mar 28 2006, 11:04 pm
I can take my test whenever I want as long as it is within 20 days. I am not smoking as of 30 seconds ago and will begin working out and trying to burn fat as well as increasing my already high water intake. I will begin to eat B-12 daily just to make it a habit. I plan on buying home kits to check the various methods during my break.
So what has been everyone elses experience with the stick tests and Certo, Suregell or Water Purification tablets?
Sccit
Mar 27 2006, 9:00 pm
snowbunny
Mar 27 2006, 4:17 pm
snowbunny
Mar 27 2006, 4:15 pm
snowbunny
Mar 27 2006, 4:13 pm
snowbunny
Mar 27 2006, 4:12 pm
Sccit
Mar 27 2006, 2:39 pm
Yo Promised One.....
Mar 25 2006, 3:42 am
smokin hydro all day
Mar 21 2006, 1:01 pm
BIGW0RM
Mar 21 2006, 11:39 am
Beeazy
Mar 20 2006, 6:15 pm
Beeazy
Mar 20 2006, 5:51 pm
Smokin all the budz
Mar 20 2006, 1:20 pm
Info
Mar 15 2006, 11:39 pm
lemon kush
Mar 15 2006, 3:20 pm
Let me know.
George W. Bush Jr.
Mar 12 2006, 2:18 am
BigDaddy
Mar 12 2006, 12:33 am
Please help!
Mar 8 2006, 9:20 pm
chroniclover420
Mar 8 2006, 6:47 pm
detoxstunk
Mar 6 2006, 2:30 am
Curious
Mar 5 2006, 11:14 pm
chrons4chronsmoker
Mar 3 2006, 7:03 am
hey ,i love weed, think i'll smoke til the day i die, and lively comfortable doing it with little physical restrictions meaning i know theres laws and shit, but im still gonna toke it everywhere i go..,, just be a little cautious..this sucks that i might have to keep a constant eye out, but hey....
If Ive learned one thing in this life, If it aint one thing, its another..
And if you look around you, weed among other nasty drugs are everywhere..probably 3 times easier to get than 15 years ago.war against drugs should be cancelled, theyre never gonna win anyways.....fu*ck it man, im just gonna enjoy this Bjoint right about now ...
Got the SnowCap on deck.Cuzzzzzzzz
The Promised One
Mar 3 2006, 5:28 am
just so you know I'm not a hippie. I'm a normal hardworking man that thinks the system in this country is messed up. It needs to be changed. I haven't smoked in 2 weeks and weed isn't a big part of my life. It's just something that I enjoy to do and don't think I should be made a criminal because of it. I do appriciate the "support" you stated in your last post. All I'm saying is, we are criminals because we enjoy doing something that isn't wrong and doesn't hurt anybody. If we(pot smokers nation wide) stand together we might be able to change something.
Honestly, tell me, wouldn't it be nice to finish a nice meal at your favorite diner and sit back and smoke a fattie instead of a cig???
or go into your local convienence store and buy a half ounce of some good shit instead of risking getting busted in a bad drug deal???
This shit is possible if we work together and stop being so lazy. The people in this country have made changes in the past, why can't we do it with pot?
chrons4chronsmoker
Mar 2 2006, 6:36 pm
on another note, i took my test....it was yellowish/greenish....i think i went fine....i'll let you guys know. and by the way LABCORP. is the lab ....come to think of it this was my third time testing there over the years.
The Promised One
Mar 2 2006, 2:44 pm
You and potheads like you, with your lack of ambition and vision, are the reason nothing has been done about this problem.
There used to be a time in this country where people massed and there voice was heard. That's how things get changed, by speaking out in force. How would it hurt you to tell everyone you know and get a carpool together and head to your capital? It wouldn't. You're just too damn lazy. It's non-effective heads like you that give hard working, motivated smokers like me a bad name...
chrons4chronsmoker
Mar 2 2006, 12:13 pm
chrons4chronsmoker
Mar 2 2006, 11:43 am
I love weed, always smoke the bomb sh*t too. And have friends that have tried different products and methods and worked for them. I myself have used some products like Omni Before and passed..but this test i can't f*ck up cuz my mom works there too and sh'll find out i failed (if i do) Certo, yes i've tried it, it works. OMni does too. But this time around i feel like i need some more reasurance. And the whole huge amounts of H20 is misleading i think cause if THc stays in your fat ass cells, think of trying to wash away cooking grease left on the sink by leting the facet run..it just ain't gonna happen. instead you need to try to hide it and keep it from coming out for a lil while
so heres my recipe. I mixed and matched and have a big headache so f*ck it, if i fail i fail, but i don't think i will:)
water water water, vitamins contains B12, creatine pills w/ riboflavin, taurine, glutamine (4),16 oz drinkXtreme cleansing, aspirin, and pissing as much as you can and monitoring your P making sure its not only white.
this is over a period of 3HRs ...the last hr i will that the pills and drink. its 8am....test at 11pm...wish me luck. oh yeah, you need to roll a fat joint for the ride home after.
i wasn't going to smoke risking tha chance of a retest but next time, i'm making my chick piss in a jar..if that happens, i'll come back and let you know how i smuggled the bottle of P up my ass.
i'm gonna go sh*t water now.
peace
chrons4chronsmoker
Mar 2 2006, 11:15 am
flip
Mar 2 2006, 7:39 am
brownlee
Mar 1 2006, 5:42 pm
m. smith
Mar 1 2006, 9:58 am
Curious
Feb 28 2006, 9:25 pm
detoxstunk
Feb 28 2006, 6:20 pm
detoxstunk
Feb 28 2006, 6:18 pm
detoxstunk
Feb 28 2006, 6:16 pm
flip
Feb 27 2006, 3:47 pm
Stoned_Gopher
Feb 25 2006, 12:16 pm
pot head
Feb 25 2006, 1:17 am
pot head
Feb 25 2006, 1:13 am
pot head
Feb 25 2006, 1:03 am
Big Daddy
Feb 25 2006, 12:57 am
jazz
Feb 24 2006, 8:26 am
a day behind421
Feb 23 2006, 11:11 am
steve420
Feb 23 2006, 3:32 am
Tim
Feb 22 2006, 11:04 pm
LaNCE Vance
Feb 21 2006, 11:56 pm
DetoxStunk
Feb 21 2006, 9:31 pm
DetoxStunk
Feb 21 2006, 9:22 pm
Jazz
Feb 21 2006, 7:48 pm
Christian Jay Marsahall
Feb 20 2006, 10:41 am
Screw you! and you, oh! and you too!
I passed my drug test! Now I'm filling 2 liter bottles for later use. My piss is worth more then gold, funny it's the same color. Want to buy my piss and be sure to pass your own DT. I will sell it to you for $575.00 US dollars a OZ. Gold is $555.00 an OZ as of feb 20 2006. Get your OZ of my piss while supplies last $575.00 per OZ. get it now Just send an email to Cjay@charter.net or look for it on Ebay. Sorry no free samples.
mudd
Feb 15 2006, 11:15 pm
lokee
Feb 15 2006, 2:21 am
YO
Feb 14 2006, 11:56 pm
What Happened
Feb 14 2006, 11:42 pm
a day behind421
Feb 14 2006, 2:12 pm
Stoned_Gopher
Feb 11 2006, 4:24 pm
Stoned_Gopher
Feb 11 2006, 4:20 pm
Niacin(500mgs)and some SurJell?? What I need to know now is where the hell do I get SurJell and how do I use it so that I'll pass my test?! Not to be demanding but I need these answers like yesterday! Help much appreciated!
Sunnyat4twenty
Feb 7 2006, 1:12 am
DetoxStunk
Feb 1 2006, 8:07 pm
DetoxStinks
Feb 1 2006, 6:26 pm
I hit enter and posted early, sorry, typographical error. Anyways, if I pass than sure*jell will be the only 24 hour emergency technique that has worked for me, personally. Nothing else works: Stat, detoxes, fuckin whatever else they all just want your money, they are the same corporations that drug test you in the first place, fuckin hypocrites. Sure*Jell $4.00 max @ any grocery store or Pharmacy save ur $$$$ if this shit don't work than use someones piss or quit period. If I fail to post again it's because I'm sour and have failed my test and am jobless for the time being. If I do we have found a(not taken your money, 200% money back gurantee) winner that gurantees nothing to you except good jelly or jam!!!
P.S. They will never give your money back and if u do give them the failed results they will tell u drugs are illegal in other words fuck-off SUCKA!!!
P.s.s. I never plowed into an innocent pregnant lady or child on the sidewalk because I smoked weed. SO DRINK UP AND BANG A LINE FOR ME, ASSHOLES, there is a sidewalk in your futures. And for the record LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES are full of their own garbage vote for the person not the party.
trust your guts do your own research. XM 202(XM sat. radio) OPIE & ANTHONY spreading the "FCC free" virus. You have too pay for good things!!!It's Inevitable.
DetoxStinks
Feb 1 2006, 5:54 pm
stonerchik
Feb 1 2006, 1:34 am
blazinlike 420 everyday
Jan 30 2006, 12:01 am
blazinlike 420 everyday
Jan 29 2006, 11:45 pm
YouShould'veVotedBadnarik
Jan 27 2006, 5:38 am
"Grow up, take responsibilty for your actions."
True and as enroaching as the government has become they should be held accountable for their actions of flagrant disregard to the piece of paper they are sworn to uphold. (The Constitution)
Patriot Act, anyone?
Phone tapping, anyone?
and on and on and on and on...
Another poster commented how at one time America was free.
Well, it was, and those same people also told you that it's the patriotic duty of the people who find a government out of control, to change it or abolish it.
Something to think about.
A last note:
Most Americans were too busy playing the brain-dead sheep political battle between the 'terrible two' to open their eyes and see that there was a VERY viable candidate who's also a Constitutional scholar that ran for the presidency this last time.
Michael Badnarik would've had every damn unconstitutional law off the books by now.
This man doesn't fuck around.
He said his first order of business was giving Congress a class on the U.S. Constitution and then once they understood their VERY LIMITED powers within its framework, they would all take the oath to uphold again on video as a record for any future deviances from it.
Was also gonna bring the I.R.S. up on charges and send the U.N packing, dismantiling the Federal Reserve etc.
Basically getting AMERICA back into the hands of the people it belongs to - WE THE PEOPLE.
He's running locally now in Texas for Congress and hasn't ruled out running for Prez again in 2008.
Show the man some support. He's the only candidate without an agenda other than just getting our country back.
Have a visit: Badnarik.org
Watch some video links of interviews, get to know the guy. I think you'll like what you find.
blazedin512
Jan 24 2006, 7:57 pm
EnjoyAsmk
Jan 22 2006, 1:47 am
-Ocasional Partaker of the kind-
fla dank
Jan 21 2006, 4:17 pm
shit
Jan 20 2006, 6:23 pm
fla dank
Jan 20 2006, 4:48 pm
smokepotnow
Jan 20 2006, 5:59 am
HOLLA
Jan 17 2006, 10:47 pm
omdogg420
Jan 15 2006, 6:09 pm
zman
Jan 12 2006, 11:10 am
chronicstoner
Jan 6 2006, 3:57 pm
One more thing.. if you are serious about passing your drug test and are being watched you have options... FAKE URINE wich can be purchased online or you can buy a whizzinator wich is a fake penis that pisses the fake urine. GUARENTTED TO WORK
NOW GO GET FUCKED UP!
Unknown
Jan 6 2006, 2:01 am
let me know soon ppls..
permabuzzed420
Dec 20 2005, 9:03 pm
this will help u pass
Dec 17 2005, 8:44 pm
this will help u pass
Dec 17 2005, 7:07 pm
Flying High
Dec 17 2005, 2:05 pm
gorak37
Dec 11 2005, 7:03 pm
concerned
Dec 9 2005, 8:57 pm
I have a test "coming up" as i was just hired at a company. However, they have lax policies about when my paperwork needs to be all in. I assume it needs to be all in before the first pay period, although I'm waiting on a "where's your test results" from the HR guy.
I'm sure no one who's reading this has positive results, since this is a "help me" thread it appears, but if ANYONE has advice, PLEASE post it.
I'm very low fat content in my body, like 3%. I do not exercise regularly right now, wondering if a power session this weekend would flush a whole lot out?
any commercial products that are new that actually work? I've had Negative Test Results quoted to me from using something called "The Stuff", it's some gritty apple shit?
Missing It
Dec 7 2005, 1:50 pm
yogi
Dec 1 2005, 3:45 pm
hyper420_420
Nov 15 2005, 3:04 pm
Young Dro
Nov 15 2005, 1:41 am
laughkin
Nov 14 2005, 1:50 pm
tatt2edrebel
Nov 8 2005, 6:06 pm
RoddyRod
Nov 4 2005, 11:36 pm
What should I try now? I have a test on Monday, and it is friday night. I have a second at home test, and just took 3 aspirin. Should I not add more Sure Jell to my system and retest in another hour? Also, my sample was very clear/watery. I suppose I can try B Complex or just eat a piece of asparagus right before the test, but I need some ideas quickly.
Thanks in advance to everyone
onthatone
Nov 3 2005, 2:24 pm
young dro
Oct 24 2005, 11:40 pm
doobie snax
Oct 20 2005, 11:13 pm
THESE TESTS ARE LOOKING FOR THE HARD DRUG USERS, AND THE OVER THE TOP POT USERS. AS LONG AS YOU HAVEN'T SMOKED IN 12-36 HOURS, THE SALIVE TEST IS THE EASIEST TO BYPASS. TO BE SAFE, DON'T SMOKE FOR 4 DAYS BEFORE A SALIVA TEST, DRINK PLENTY OF WATER, AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH GOOD. IT ALSO HELPS TO NOT RUB THE TEST APPLICATOR AGAINST YOUR GUMS AS INSTRUCTED, INSTEAD JUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE, AND PUFF YOUR CHEEK OUT A BIT TO MAKE IT SO THE APPLICATOR IS NOT TOUCHING YOUR GUMS. GOOD LUCK!!
Smokin_fer_Freedom05
Oct 13 2005, 12:34 pm
Abstain!
THC metabolization time is based on your metabolism. Abstaining gives your body more time to break it down. Hypersaturating can help knock the level in your urine to A undetectable level.
SUR-GEL/ Certo / Fruit Pectin - strongly advise anyone wanting to use this to abstain and consume 64oz+ daily. Also go get yourself some bentonite (Sonne's # 7) follow instructions.
pinkl8dyrache
Oct 12 2005, 4:24 pm
PINKL8DYRACHE
Oct 12 2005, 12:35 pm
JO
Oct 9 2005, 10:22 pm
****Will Not work if you don’t follow instructions****
Product: Porta Aqua (Wal-Mart)
Water Purification Tablets They cost about $5.00 and are located in Camping section.
- 4hrs before UA start by taking 2 white pills
-Then 1 hour later take another white pill
-Then 30 Min later take 1 charcoal (grey) pill
**Important notes**
During the 4hr process you -MUST piss 3 times
-Drink AT LEAST 7 to 8 glasses of cold water. HUGE - like 22oz to 44oz
-DON'T drink warm water
-Use tap water
Really this works!!
SouthCali
Oct 5 2005, 9:47 pm
Morningstar
Oct 4 2005, 3:26 pm
Smokin_fer_Freedom05
Sep 29 2005, 8:51 am
2. Sonne's # 7 is bentonite
this has worked for me WITH ABSTAINING 3-5 days before the test. I weigh 220-230 ish and my metabolism is moderate to not so moderate. This is only going to work if you abstain 3min to 7 days before your test (EMIT - preg test like OR GC/MS- lab test) 3. Fruit Pectin - CERTO, Sur-Jell. This works best with taking b complex vitamins to make your urine have a yellow color because you NEED to increase your water intake days before the test to give your body a way to get rid of toxins. Im talking about 64 - 120 oz a day. Then the day of the test HYPER SATURATE with id say anywhere from 2 quarts to 2 gal depending on how much you can stand. Saliva tests for pot - probly 4 days of abstaining and brush your teeth. Hair test? No help here. You can try some of those expensive shampoos but I wont tell you Ive heard of anyone beating it. The usually go for your arm or something. Best of luck to anyone having to take a drug test. Whether its for a job, an accident on the job, a probation/parole random, or any test. When you get high, remember, use your head dont get hurt and get high to have fun not live to get high.
da illest bud smoker!!!!
Sep 26 2005, 7:15 pm
sexystoner
Sep 26 2005, 6:04 pm
YoungDro
Sep 25 2005, 8:55 pm
PunkinGirl
Sep 15 2005, 8:28 pm
mikeypotsmokey
Sep 15 2005, 2:45 pm
please respond
sirsmokesalot
Sep 2 2005, 1:03 pm
nebula
Sep 2 2005, 12:57 pm
Lifted24x7
Aug 19 2005, 6:37 pm
MOFucnJAY
Aug 6 2005, 7:13 pm
1hit1der
Aug 4 2005, 10:26 am
k..let me know =0)
to BBBBBBB
Jul 28 2005, 7:24 pm
Just4ladejane
Jul 28 2005, 7:21 pm
stoners suck
Jul 28 2005, 2:12 pm
nobody
Jul 24 2005, 5:46 pm
chebufg
Jul 23 2005, 12:14 am
dogsbollox
Jul 20 2005, 6:58 pm
1. There is a HUGE difference between an oral fluid DRUG TEST & an oral fluid drug screen that looks for 6 of the most commonly used drugs. The drug test is a little swab-like toothbrush they have YOU personally stick in your mouth, rub around then saturate for approx. 3 min. before dropping it in a vial of solution for preservation where they seal it, & UPS it to a lab for a gas chromatograph maspectroscopy analysis, (alot like what they use on the COURT TV and Forensic Files) there is NO FOOLING this thing! Don't bother with the mouthwash, etc.! Only way is to NOT smoke ANYTHING for AT LEAST 1 week prior & make sure and hydrate 64+ oz. H2O a day. Your saliva is directly linked to your blood serum, good news is this kind of test is telling for a recent user in the last 4 days or so (but like I said, AT LEAST 1 week to make sure ESPECIALLY if you are a large person!) but not so good until they develope more advanced methods of telling if you've smoked it in the last 7 days - 3 months, like a HAIR TEST WILL!
dogsbollox
Jul 20 2005, 6:57 pm
2. Oral fluid swab screen is a test used for on the spot, surprise testing, it is a 5-6 panel drug screen for meth, cocaine, opiates, thc, etc... They have you stick a spongy swab in your mouth for about 3 min. until it is saturated with saliva, then drop it into the mechanism, sort of like a pregnancy test and it registers + or - with a line, wait 10 minutes & check. If you register faint lines or no line next to the corresponding drug name, they seal it up with the lock mechanism & send it to a lab for confirmation...boy then are you in trouble! This one can sometimes be fooled with the mouthwashes, aqua tabs, etc. more easily so & even better as it takes as little as 2 days of NO SMOKIN' & hydrating to bypass this one.
3. & NO folks, it matters NOT if you are a chronic (daily user) or an occasional user to beat either, all ya gotta do is abstain & hydrate, show a little self-discipline! This info. applies only to pot, I didn't bother reading about the other drugs because I don't do much of anything else except a little cocaine once a year at Xmas.
P.S. I passed my oral drug test & got my job & tonight I am going to enjoy me a fat one!
Mr.Corporateconservative
Jul 19 2005, 8:22 pm
dogsbollox
Jul 19 2005, 5:52 pm
strum8er
Jul 17 2005, 11:34 am
stonedjobhunter
Jul 17 2005, 3:51 am
bbbbbbb
Jul 14 2005, 11:48 am
JOURNIE
Jul 11 2005, 11:26 pm
Journie
Jul 11 2005, 11:24 pm
wheresyourlgic
Jul 10 2005, 11:19 pm
wheresyourlogic
Jul 10 2005, 11:17 pm
lulu
Jul 4 2005, 2:56 am
lulu
Jul 2 2005, 6:53 pm
lulu
Jul 2 2005, 6:49 pm
Iman A. Hole
Jul 1 2005, 12:38 am
Get to a doctor. Loosing 35 pounds quickly is a sign of cancer from smoking.
TwistedRolla,
Shave one side of your head bald. Smoke two and light the other side on fire. That will fix the hair issue.
Johnny Blaze
Jun 29 2005, 4:01 pm
TwistedRolla
Jun 24 2005, 5:09 pm
Twistedrolla!
Pee Free
Jun 24 2005, 1:04 am
OWL
Jun 24 2005, 12:52 am
bigfinger
Jun 19 2005, 1:35 pm
name
Jun 13 2005, 9:52 am
G-Don
Jun 7 2005, 1:54 am
Bella
Jun 2 2005, 6:04 pm
shannon
May 25 2005, 7:30 pm
why does it ask about water? does that fuck with the tests? do u think i passed lol??
wondering?????
May 21 2005, 9:21 am
hudsonhawk
May 20 2005, 3:38 pm
Cori420fl
May 17 2005, 9:06 pm
SO i get this killer job and i go thru all the prehire BS and im all set and my boss pulls out the Super Qtip, saliva test and i just looked at her and said " no way im going to pass that i smoked marijuanna baout a week ago " and she is totally cool with it thanks me for my honesty and says " well we will just give you an extra week and you should be clean :) ty for your honesty .." then she goe son to say " we only really do this test to see if people ar eusing cocaine as long as you dont smoke any more you shoudl be fine in a week , your probably fine now , but we will wait just incase " what are the odds? so im goign to take this test in a week and ill post back ( i swear it ) and let yall know how that goes ,
cRaZZy420toker
May 16 2005, 4:39 am
420testpass
May 16 2005, 12:03 am
You have to follow the directions precisely and it will work. If you want to feel more secure & have the extra $$$ got to Walgreens or Rite Aid pharmacy and buy the home urine test for Pot for only $16. Then you wont have to worry and make a fool of yourself. This is what I did both times.
molly
May 13 2005, 11:20 am
I just ordered a shampoo from pass your drug test .com
Not a heavy smoker bur regular.
I'm thinking of declining the position if I can't guarenteed result. please help
420 utah
May 11 2005, 2:16 pm
lily420
May 10 2005, 12:35 am
IstealT.P.fromstarbucks
Apr 24 2005, 12:07 am
Ray
Apr 23 2005, 4:37 pm
tokes aplenty again
Apr 17 2005, 1:35 pm
tokes aplenty
Apr 17 2005, 1:30 pm
token girl
Apr 13 2005, 1:20 am
emme jay
Apr 1 2005, 9:48 pm
FoxyKayaLady
Mar 30 2005, 4:35 pm
FoxyKayaLady
Mar 30 2005, 4:32 pm
naw wro
Mar 29 2005, 1:59 pm
Tony Harlston
Mar 25 2005, 9:32 pm
Tony Harlston
Mar 25 2005, 9:32 pm
pacificNW has the CHRON
Mar 24 2005, 7:09 pm
not me!
Mar 23 2005, 7:34 pm
LoveTheGreen
Mar 22 2005, 11:46 pm
CUMONIWANNATOKA
Mar 21 2005, 11:02 pm
gera
Mar 21 2005, 4:10 pm
Bud
Mar 20 2005, 11:08 am
Liberal Hippie
Mar 18 2005, 1:25 am
But I need help... My supervisor(who is also a toker) informed me that there would be a drug test next week... It's Thrusday now.. It'll be on Monday or Tuesday... I bought some Sure Jell.. But I'm paranoid... I have to keep this job or... I look for a new place to live, ma fiance` may break it off with me(doubtful but I have to have the job to support her and our child on the way), and I won't have the money to get ma weekly ounces anymore... Any other suggestions? My friend told me to soak some toliet paper in bleach... Eat it... Chase it with water.. And I'll be fine... But I dunno, bleach like... Can kill you, right? And also... What is certo? Anything would be greatly appreciated.. Peace'n'Love... And much of "it" too. :)
420guy
Mar 15 2005, 1:55 pm
i think best way to fool pee test is to have someone pee in a bag for you and use a heat pad to heat it up
jcramit420
Mar 10 2005, 6:06 am
Smoker in need
mississippi high
Mar 7 2005, 9:44 pm
liza9560
Mar 6 2005, 7:00 pm
badbob69 knutsville,tn
Mar 3 2005, 2:46 am
do it!!i'm up against not getting any if i can find what can cause false positive for Carisoprodol (soma)--thanks for help may-be i still to smoke and get my lovin--can send email to
badboborgoodbob@netscape.net
skye
Mar 2 2005, 9:50 pm
Yeah buddy, better get "the stuff" at your local health food store, dont load up on goldenseal or they'll red flag ya. but locate a cleanse solution and peee your way to a clean test. Once a month or not gotta protect yourself eh?
Skye
Aonceamonthtoker
Feb 28 2005, 4:38 pm
Tha(former)420 Man
Feb 27 2005, 3:29 pm
mr 420
Feb 27 2005, 11:27 am
mr420
Feb 27 2005, 11:25 am
cbearclaw
Feb 25 2005, 10:57 pm
thanks
clb2
Feb 23 2005, 3:11 pm
420princess-tampa
Feb 21 2005, 10:33 am
Tpeterson13
Feb 20 2005, 11:58 am
Chronica -
Feb 20 2005, 11:39 am
I did the sure-gel thing, it was really nasty. So I was confident when I went in to take the test. When I went to go pee, I literally peed nothing but water it looked like.
The tester looked at the sample like she knew what was up and asked me if I was dilluting with water.
I told her that I always drink 8 glasses a day or I feel sick.
I got a call a few days later from a doc at the lab telling me that my urine had been tampered with.
She said that the gravity was way too low and that the creatine levels were too low and that there is no way that I submitted a 'untampered sample.'
I offered to take another, and they said that it would be up to my employer.
My employer considers cheating the same as failing.
So here I am now with no job.
Be careful with sure-gel.
I think they are catching on.
How To Pass - Tally 420
Feb 19 2005, 11:03 am
I dilute w/ h20 or gatorade or pedialyte. I add about 2 tablespoons of salt per quart
(tates bad).
I take 6 Tums or rolaids
The reason I do the above is to consume extra salts and minerals in the hopes that as I dilute my urine I am keeping my specific gravity up in case it is checked-- a low specific gravity, which will occur if you flush you system with excess water and it is a means of detecting dilution.
I dress professionally. I take a creatine supplement bginnning two days prior and up to test time--creatine does not build up in yor system very much so it doesnt make sense to increase it for much more than a day or so prior.
This is to keep creatinine levels in urine up.
Test day.
2 hours prior to test I get up and urinate then drink:
1 quart of liquid, creatine supp. 3 aspirin, 4 rolaids
1hour prior
1 quart of liquid, 3 aspirin, b vitamin, 4 rolaids
1/2 hour prior
2 quarts liquid, 2 aspirin, 4 rolaids
I uriniate as I feel the need throughout the process and right up to test time.
Take B vitamins to color urine yello.
Well that's it. That has worked for me three times now. ALWAYS TEST YOURSELF AT HOME FIRST. And when you find out you will be tested, DO NOT smoke! The longer you abstain the better.
CANNABIS MAN!
Feb 17 2005, 5:02 pm
What should I try??????
Cannabis Man?
420 princess-tampa
Feb 17 2005, 10:57 am
Slim
Feb 14 2005, 10:26 pm
420 in Tallahassee
Feb 11 2005, 8:03 am
Any suggestions? I'm thinking sur-gel, has anybody else failed using this method? Also, does anybody know about those 200% guaranteed pills that they sell at GNC? What about Niacin tablets??
****HELP****!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks guys, and keep on lightin'
Gustov
Feb 4 2005, 1:59 am
As a heavy truck tech I am subject to random drug tests at infrequent times. What I have found works best is lots of water. I also exercise(spl?) regularly and have a fast metabolism.
Like I have read from so many of you, the hardest working and safest people I know smoke pot.
Relax, the revolution will some day free us all. Until then, watch out for the former smokers- their knives are sharp and aimed at your backs.
SHE
Jan 31 2005, 2:23 pm
bigblaze gezzy
Jan 26 2005, 2:24 pm
Corbellic
Jan 26 2005, 4:14 am
Brad
Jan 25 2005, 8:16 pm
depressed
Jan 25 2005, 10:37 am
FAKE POT SUCKS
Jan 22 2005, 8:18 am
www.cannabisculture.com/articles/1526.html
Hope this helps
Jan 20 2005, 2:31 pm
Drink buttloads of water, tea, gatoraid, etc. I like the "fastflush" pills. You drink 10 glasses of water in an hour.
I have a friend that swears 2 drops of visein (sp?) works.
If you fail a pee test, NEVER admit it. Get a lawyer.
I found out the hard way telling the truth just gets you fired. No matter what the company policy says.
After getting fired, I went to
The best lawyer in town.
He told me urine tests have false positives up to 36% of the time.
Thank god I now work at a place where they respect my privacy.
Marijuana Failure
Jan 19 2005, 4:45 pm
nebsmoker
Jan 16 2005, 1:59 am
nebsmoker
Jan 16 2005, 1:56 am
nebsmoker
Jan 16 2005, 1:56 am
Alcohol 24 hours
Amphetamines 2-5 days
Barbiturates (Short-Acting) 1-5 days
Barbiturates (Long-Acting Barbital, Phenobarbital) 2-4 weeks
Benzodiazepines 7-10 days
Cannabinoids (THC, Marijuana) 14-60 days
Clenbuterol 4-6 days
Cocaine 1-4 days
Codeine 8-10 days
Euphoric (Mushrooms) 1-7 days
MDMA (Ecstasy) 1-7 days
Ketamine (Special K) 9-14 days
LSD 1-7 days
Methadone 8-10 days
Nicotine (Cigarettes) 3-7 days
Opiates 8-10 days
Peptide hormones undetectable
Phencyclidine (PCP) 2-4 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene 6 hours to 2 days
Steroids (anabolic oral) 14-28 days
Steroids (anabolic parenterally) 1-3 months
The amount of drug test passing time that a drug metabolite remains detectable in urine can vary, depending on the following factors:
Amount and Frequency of Use: Single, isolated, small doses are generally detectable at the lower boundary. Chronic and long-term use typically result in detection periods near or at the upper boundary.
Metabolic Rate: Individuals with slower body metabolism are prone to longer drug test passing detection periods.
Body Mass: In general, human metabolism slows with increased body mass, resulting in longer drug test passing detection periods. In addition, THC (marijuana's active ingredient) and PCP are known to accumulate in fatty lipid tissue. Chronic users, physically inactive users, and individuals with a high percentage of body fat in relation to total body mass are prone to longer drug test passing detection periods for THC and PCP.
Overall Health: In general, human metabolism slows during periods of deteriorating health, resulting in longer drug test passing detection periods.
Drug Tolerance: Users typically metabolize a drug faster once a tolerance to the drug is established.
Urine pH: Urine pH can impact drug test passing detection periods. Typically, highly acidic urine results in shorter drug test passing detection periods.
skeezix
Jan 12 2005, 10:34 am
goodcitizen
Jan 11 2005, 11:54 pm
maury
Jan 11 2005, 12:17 am
Anarchy03
Jan 10 2005, 11:31 pm
silenttype
Jan 8 2005, 9:39 pm
and it worked twice. I wish all of you who have to take the test good luck. At the end of the day, it's just a job! Please share any succesfull test breaking info for all of us...take two hits and pass
goodcitizen
Jan 8 2005, 7:21 pm
silenttype
Jan 5 2005, 12:41 am
I was 33 before I realized what I didnt like in my workplace. I still dont really know 'what I want to be when I grow up.' I'm just making better decisions to make myself happy.
tkrsmkr
Jan 4 2005, 2:23 pm
420DestinY420
Dec 30 2004, 4:24 pm
ssdd666
Dec 29 2004, 4:58 am
PEACE~~STAY SMOKIN!!!
pookmonster
Dec 21 2004, 12:40 pm
needtopass
Dec 14 2004, 12:30 pm
SmokeAmerica - Orlando
Dec 7 2004, 12:14 pm
SmokeAmerica - Orlando
Dec 7 2004, 12:03 pm
Zippermoon
Dec 6 2004, 12:57 pm
antman
Dec 4 2004, 2:07 pm
Griz
Dec 3 2004, 1:22 am
Yo My People what tha fuck is goin on in this country. Money thats what this country is built and tha only reason why weed is not legal is because tha goverment cant make money off of it because theres so much money made off of it illegally. Get high but get that paper first so if you gotta stop smokin to get a job cause you gotta take a drug test do it and be responsably. Another thing stop using bamboo paper what tha fuck get a dutch and roll up it burns slower.
Zippermoon
Nov 28 2004, 1:26 pm
inkman
Nov 25 2004, 7:39 pm
Zippermoon
Nov 24 2004, 11:24 am
einstein/nostradamus
Nov 22 2004, 4:40 am
Prohibition didnt work then and it does not work now. BUT it is written down and will be remembered as a dark spot on america's record. A time will come when there are just too many more important cases due to overpopulation. One day the government will be forced to sit down and re-think exactly what laws are still meaningful. Every moment spent arresting, harrassing, and inprisoning marijuana users is a complete waste of time and money. Life is hard enough without Big Brother standing on your neck. You only live once, as long as it doesnt affect anyone else on earth, do what makes you happy.
Former Smoker
Nov 22 2004, 1:34 am
TokingFor33years
Nov 22 2004, 1:30 am
According to California NORML "Less sensitive are saliva tests, which register positive for about 2-4 hours after smoking. If you have used marijuana in the last few days but are not currently under the influence, you should insist on a blood (or saliva) test instead of a urine test if at all possible, since you are more likely to turn up clean."
http://www.canorml.org/
Younggrandma
Nov 14 2004, 6:50 pm
Amazonblonde
Nov 10 2004, 9:27 am
ReSpec
Nov 3 2004, 11:29 pm
Malanakkkaa
pissed off pot head
Nov 1 2004, 11:32 pm
rockwings
Nov 1 2004, 12:48 am
dub420
Oct 24 2004, 10:37 pm
BloodshotBen
Oct 24 2004, 3:13 pm
ParaBud
Oct 22 2004, 4:06 am
TehDrunkenMidget
Oct 21 2004, 9:37 pm
Scoot420
Oct 21 2004, 8:51 pm
Donjuan
Oct 20 2004, 3:04 am
azbowhunter
Oct 16 2004, 1:17 pm
refrigator maker
Oct 13 2004, 2:34 am
donjuan
Oct 12 2004, 2:22 pm
Donjuan
Oct 8 2004, 1:32 pm
azbowhunter
Oct 6 2004, 4:00 pm
ScaredShitlessinChicago
Sep 30 2004, 11:32 pm
ScaredShitlessinChicago
Sep 30 2004, 11:31 pm
Lanshayol
Sep 28 2004, 9:44 pm
bjtweak
Sep 28 2004, 9:33 pm
One Pissed Employee
Sep 23 2004, 12:14 pm
P.S. Bush is not my President
Anonymous
Sep 22 2004, 12:51 pm
ramblinzeppelin
Sep 21 2004, 8:19 pm
I was just wonderin what pot does to your body after you have been smokin for a long time and do continue to smoke.
Just curious
AaroninIraq
Sep 21 2004, 7:20 am
Johnny Richter
Sep 20 2004, 2:30 am
i want pot to be legal as much as the next smoker but when you have 16 year old kid getting behind the wheele after smoking a quarter do you feel safe?
LEGALIZE FREEDOM KMK!
pennylane
Sep 16 2004, 10:45 pm
blazin78
Sep 16 2004, 10:02 am
p.s. Bush is a criminal
emoney
Sep 15 2004, 9:31 pm
Antz
Sep 13 2004, 2:25 pm
Free Da Weed
Canada Dan
Sep 13 2004, 11:24 am
Canada...the REAL land of the free.
BC Bud Rocks!
420th Dank
Sep 13 2004, 12:52 am
coco in phoenix
Sep 9 2004, 3:18 pm
jason420houston
Sep 9 2004, 2:43 pm
My X-employer went to the saliva tests. I worked in a small retail space in a strip mall for a corporate company. I saw my ex-cop/manager pull up....i immediately swished my mouth vigorously with clear colored Gatorade, thinking the high fructose would mask the THC. It worked. The next time I used Biotene, a clear, alcohol free mouth wash and it worked.
Stayin high in Hou$ton,
jAsOn
DK
Sep 6 2004, 12:16 am
MikeS
Aug 28 2004, 2:15 am
And showed up dirty. Damn it!!!!!
Jade_ls2001
Aug 28 2004, 12:39 am
Kat
Aug 27 2004, 2:14 pm
Pea$ Dizzle
Aug 18 2004, 1:40 am
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