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SPIT HAPPENS

Flawed drug tests are coming to a workplace near you.

by Richard Cusick

Mon, Jun 21, 2004 1:02 pm

more: the drug test

Story by Rick Cusick

On April 13, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) released proposed guidelines and standards for hair-, sweat- and saliva-testing for federal employees. These guidelines, if adopted, will be added to existing protocols for urine-testing and give the drug warriors more weapons in their battle against civil liberties. These guidelines will then be used throughout the private sector as the de facto standards for employee drug-testing.

Though there’s little chance that public debate will stanch the flow of increased social engineering, it’s probably a good idea for drug-law reformers to note the serious flaws set forth in these guidelines. Almost all of them relate to marijuana-smokers.
According to the proposed guidelines, “The Department has remained committed to... identifying and using the most accurate reliable drug testing technology available.” This is, at best, disingenuous, since the guidelines quickly disintegrate into a litany of imperfect standards that almost certainly will lead to false marijuana positives.

Most egregious is the suggestion that saliva tests be admitted despite a host of intrinsic limitations. Even HHS admits, “Less is known about the pharmacokinetics and disposition of drugs into oral fluid as compared to urine.” Government science shows that almost all drugs enter oral fluid through diffusion from the bloodstream into the saliva. However, THC doesn’t diffuse into the saliva: Saliva tests detect marijuana in the mouth and can’t differentiate between use (i.e., “I smoked a joint”) and environmental contamination (i.e., “I was in the room when someone smoked a joint”).

HHS is aware of the problem: “In order to protect Federal workers from incorrect test results for marijuana, the Department proposes that a second biological specimen, a urine specimen, will need to be collected.” In other words, saliva-testing is so suspect that it has to be confirmed by a urine specimen.

In addition to recommending the flawed spit-test methodology, HHS is also endorsing point-of-collection testing devices (POCT)—small, hand-held test units that provide immediate results. POCT’s test both urine and saliva and have been commercially available since the early 90’s. The guidelines clearly state that there has been only one independent study to date for the saliva POCT. That study found “variability and difficulty in detecting cannabinoids,” but suggested that “rapid evolution of the technology should overcome current problems.” HHS promises to revise the guidelines when the science becomes available to differentiate between actual use and environmental contamination—but for now, “despite these known limitations, the Department proposes to incorporate this new technology.”

The logic behind both recommendations is that science will rapidly catch up and correct these problems. Is this true? Probably. But that hardly makes an imprecise test a sound policy choice. Why this rush to judgment?

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Pass a SWAB test

Sep 10 2009, 3:04 pm

Of course brush your teeth and use mouth wash but before taking the test chew on some Winterfresh gum

Duhh

Aug 30 2009, 11:21 pm

hey asshole this is HIGH TIMES. what did you expect ppl to talk about? milk and fuckin cookies?

have intellilgence

Aug 19 2009, 9:12 pm

I hate to say this.....but reading all this BS about drug tests disgusts me. You are all liars and losers....for taking drugs in the first place.

caligrl

Aug 13 2009, 4:48 pm

Ok, I quit smokingg for six months because I failed a saliva test. I went back to the job and got hired and passed the test. Well, I found out today that they are popping tests on everyone. I smoked last night and have been smoking for the last month. I've been drinking lots of water, took some potable aqua (water purification pills)and some cranberry pills. I am about five foot five and I way about 140lbs. If I get tested tomorrow will I pass?

StarrGirl

Apr 30 2009, 7:10 pm

I noticed in reading through the post that people don't think Certo works, I disagree and I know that this is a post on saliva testing but I want to make this point. I have used and pass several test using that method. I know you may disagree but for some it might work, but like with anything else use at your own risk. But lets not bash on those who have used it and it has worked. I am very happy with the results.

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Mar 24 2009, 10:51 am

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Worried at home...

Feb 24 2009, 6:37 am

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Dec 3 2008, 9:48 am

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lele

Apr 13 2008, 12:54 pm

ok here is the deal light smoker for last 5 years. wed no smoke. thurs night smoked roach in bowl with someone else. friday no smoke. saturday no smoke and took saliva test at 2:00pm. Before test brushed teeth, mouthwashed, ate a sanwich, smoked a cig, brushed and washed again. took mothwash with me and washed in parking lot before walking in. Waited about 45 min before actually took test but had mints in my mouth the ENTIRE time. Even had last mint in mouth walking down hallway to testing room.
DID I PASS??????

ive tried it

Apr 12 2008, 10:07 am

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ive tried it

Apr 12 2008, 9:54 am

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ive tried it

Apr 11 2008, 12:41 pm

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ive tried it

Apr 11 2008, 11:25 am

Also my test, they are going to make me suck on a lollypop. Has anybody ever heard of this. That is the question I wanted to ask salivatestfriend .com but cant get through to anyone.

Ive tried it

Apr 11 2008, 11:16 am

Dont waste your money on saliatestfriend.com, IT is 1 page of stuff for a high price. You cannot talk to anyone or email anyone even though some people on hear claim they have. They are lieing and probally making money off affilliation programs with the site.I donot like how the internet screws people out of there money with these programs so I will share with you what the site tells you to do so you do not get tricked into paying for this little bit of info with no way to talk to anyone. This is what the 1 small page says when you order it

1-rinse mouth with white vinegar for 2 mins
2-brush teethwith crest whiting formula for 2 mins
3-rinse mouth with hydrogen peroxide for 2 mins
4-rinse mouth with aloe vera juicefor 2 mins
5-pop 2 altoids tangerine after doing the following steps above

do this 1 hour before your test keep the tangerine mints in ya mouth till ya take the test

Thats it thats what you spend your money on and there is no way to git through to them for questions.. Well I hope that helps everyone out. Have fun and good luck. If anyone knows if this method works please let me know. I will try it and let all you know after.

ninja

Apr 7 2008, 11:27 am

Saliva tests have a detection window of only 12-24 hours. As long as you stop using the day before, you'll be fine.
For the short term, there've been reported negatives using altoid mints shortly before the test.

Tokinchokin

Apr 3 2008, 7:55 pm

I have an oral swab test for a retail job coming up. I used to be a daily smoker but quit for a month and last Saturday I bought a nickel and got 2 good joints out of it. I havent smoked anything else since. How long will it be before I can test clean and is there a way to fool the swab test in between?

PSA

Apr 3 2008, 4:56 pm

Apparently you guys suffer from some sort of comprehension impediment.

One more time, this blog pertains to SALIVA DRUG TESTING! If you guys want to continue with off-topics and arguing, DON'T DO IT HERE!

yea, right

Apr 3 2008, 3:04 pm

quit trying to compliment me because im not impressed. i wish i was still 12. think of all the drug tests i wouldnt have to take..lalala

funny how youre seeking suggestions on passing a "short notice test" since your original situation didnt even call for a short notice test "with a few hours to prepare". remember, you were supposed to be taking a drug test to get hired on to fed ex...have you changed your story once more?

the bullshit is really spewing thick..

sheesh!

Apr 3 2008, 2:42 pm

I knew another stupid question was on the way:

Q: "...What is your suggestion to pass a test on short notice? "We" have yet to hear from that.."

Who's "we"? Do you mean "YOU" have yet to hear from that?

This isnt the only blog in HT that deals with drug testing. If you checked out the other blogs and done some reading (instead of asking stupid questions beforehand) you discover a LOT of posts that contain suggestions on beating the drug test on short notice.

What an idiot!

Anonymous in ICT

Apr 3 2008, 2:27 pm

Again, no straight answer from you. I can only guess it must be another 12 year old suburban kid. Don't you have homework to do?

yea, right

Apr 3 2008, 2:25 pm

and ICT thinks because many people here denounces certo, that they are all one person. typical certo nerd frustration. them sour grapes sure taste good do they?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anonymous in ICT

Apr 3 2008, 2:23 pm

I understand that certo may not work for everyone. That goes the same for any other remedy that works internally. Do what works for you. What are your suggestions to pass a test on short notice? We have yet to hear that.

yea, right

Apr 3 2008, 2:12 pm

yea, right. the certo nerd can find any other forums because the dork was probably banned or laughed out of all of the other drug testing forums on the net for the same bullshit and found this saliva test blog hoping this would be a haven to showcase the bullshittery and lure in the uninformed. hahahahaha!!

sheesh!

Apr 3 2008, 1:57 pm

Anon ICT asks:
"..Do you people who are calling bs just because certo was mentioned even smoke weed at all?..."

Duhh..Naw man , the numerous people here that still tested hot for pot after using your phony remedy did so because of their good looks....*Sheesh!!*

Next stupid question?....

Anonymous in ICT

Apr 3 2008, 1:56 pm

Well that's 'your' opinion, no matter how many screen names you use. Done fairly and by a credible, objective source, I'd be more than happy to participate in a trial of real people on what works and what doesn't. It's still my firm belief that certain (and different) remedies will work for some and not for others, even certo, based on our own chemical makeup, metabolism, whatever. Nobody really knows or has ever known why or how or what factors are at play to get a specific result. That's why ALL drug tests are faulty to some degree and should themselves be illegal based on our right to privacy alone. Abstinence and substitution are the only 'guaranteed' passers. Otherwise, if you don't have the luxury of either, you're stuck trying something else. And certo -- or gatorade, if you wish to believe -- worked for ME. And I didn't realize that taking more drug test made you an expert. Maybe you just failed a lot of them. That wouldn't make you an expert either other than how to fail. And if you did pass, do you mind sharing your god-like knowledge with us mere mortals? Is there something you've used or done that none of us have ever heard of before and can afford and get on short notice (within a few hours)? I have ears, too. Apologies to PSA and others; this really isn't the right article for this discussion. But I can't seem to find any "forums" on this site either.

yea, right

Apr 3 2008, 9:41 am

give it up ICT. your story is bullshit no matter how many times you try to change it. youre just another certo nerd who spends too many late nites online trying to pitch your ancient myth remedy. the people here with full knowledge on how the drug testing process works KNOWS not to waste their time with certo so they dont need your phony blessing.
The issue is not whether we smoke weed at all; perhaps its more like you havent taken enough drug tests. you certainly are clueless as to how the drug testing process works and why people actually test negative or positive on a ua.
and you'll certainly remain clueless as long as you spend your late nites glued to your keys pitching your myth.

Anonymous in ICT

Apr 3 2008, 1:36 am

Jesus...

There's nothing inconsistent about the story. The only difference is that I drank gatorade and water (and certo) when I passed for the Convergys and metal shop jobs and the red detox and water when I failed (2 jobs failed before certo, as mentioned in the original post). That's why I asked if gatorade was key. Water was the common factor on all 4 tests. And if certo and detox are bs, gatorade was the only difference between passing the 2 more recent screenings. But the method, whether because of certo, water, or luck (twice in a row), worked for me. But I don't know of many people who take faith in only water, and there's obvious reasons for that, such as samples denied for dilution, or it just doesn't work by itself. If you don't believe certo, don't do it - like smoking marijuana. Hey, you'll definitely pass if you don't smoke at all! In the meantime, take your $30 pills that are just as much guesswork as certo at best. Of course detox companies are going to find pectin has "no effect". It's only about $4 at the grocery store and everyone knows about it. It's really not in their best interest to even venture there. Even THEY have profit goals to acheive, believe it or not. It's easier to make money with half-truths, saying, "we found a new way!" instead of giving the real cure. Dietary supplements are a multi-billion dollar unregulated industry. You don't think your favorite detox CEO is going to pull some strings!? That's bs. Otherwise just substitute your sample somehow. And as far as rules and standards in freedom and liberty, that's true. You can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater. But no one has said anything that crosses the line in that respect, therefore all are welcomed, which is what smoking is suppose to be all about. Do you people who are calling bs just because certo was mentioned even smoke weed at all?

PSA

Apr 2 2008, 7:55 pm

All of you are on the wrong blog and need to leave. In case you forgot, the original topic here is about SALIVA TESTING!

weedgrinder

Apr 2 2008, 4:44 pm

HAHAHA! don'tcha love it when bullshitters like ICT end up hanging themselves when they change their tales... Good eye there dude :)
Im also siding with bleah and the others. Go somewhere else with your bullshittery before some uninformed reader falls for it and ends up losing their job (or worse, end up in jail).

Bottom line

Apr 2 2008, 4:18 pm

Any way you slice it, Pectin products are a hoax. If pectin was this magic key to testing THC negative, then it would be ingrediated on all of those commercial detox drinks. Its not. The detox manufacturers already have experimented, tested, and discarded Pectin, finding it to have no effect in how their detox drink performed nor have any effect on THC metabolites.
Yet there still people that wrongly credit Pectin for passing a UA when the real hero was the copius amounts of water they drank which reduced the THC metab concentration in their bladder so the urine sample registers below the tests cutoff level. Its all about the water.

Inconsistent story or not, with the above being said, if you failed your two previous tests with Gatorade & water or little red package detox-whatever, then you would have failed those same tests with Pectin.

Thank you, please drive through...

PhillyKid

Apr 2 2008, 2:30 pm

Ive learned long ago whenever theres Freedom & Liberty, comes rules and standards to follow. The last time Ive spouted off some ideological rhetoric in protest was at a restaurant requiring proper dress. The owner showed me the door.

bleah!

Apr 2 2008, 2:16 pm

i agree with the other comments. drug testing is an issue to be taken seriously and the b/s'ers dont last in these parts.
and if you cant handle the "rigid standards" around here then you DONT have any business being here. in that case GET LOST! we will not shed a tear upon your departure.

to the Anon poster

Apr 2 2008, 2:05 pm

First of all, you are a pathological BULLSHIT artist all the way!!! You cant even get your username or your bullshit story straight.

- on your 3/28 post you said you failed your two previous tests after using a "packaged detox substance - small bottle, red liquid"
- now on your 4/01 post, you asked "If gatorade and water were reasons for passing, why would have failed "on the 2 other mentioned pre-emp tests"?
Now its "gatorade and water" instead of "the packaged detox"...

Drug testing is a serious issue. Bullshit stories dont belong here.

Anonymous in ICT

Apr 1 2008, 3:58 pm

I have not posted any other comments (original: Fri 28, March 2008 15:59) with any other names. I understand it would be easy to do, so believe what you will.

To: CERTO = Myth
If gatorade and water were the reasons for passing, why would I have failed on the 2 other mentioned pre-employment tests. Obviously, although not stated, I drank a boatload of water trying to detox myself. Is Gatorade the key? Why is 'Gatorade and Water' not being sold on "detoxforless.com" and like websites for $30 a pop? We all know they would if that was true.

To: to Anonymous

Education is always good, and anyone can read as much as they want about "pharmacokinetics". But just like electricity and gravity, the only 'facts' we have about them are that they exist, or at least their properties do. No one really knows how any of these really work, which is why certain remedies work for some and not for others. None of the remedies ever posted here, or why they would/would not work, are facts anyway -- just suggestions. So I suppose none of us have any business posting here based on your rigid standards. Not to mention that you promote 'freedom and liberty', yet censure those who post what you disagree with and suggest that they "...have no business being here." You must be a very likable person, but I suggest you either smoke more weed, or stop smoking crack. In the meantime, it would be nice for those who are criticizing to offer their own suggestions, and not just their 'holier than thou' opinions. We already have federal government institutions for that.

to anonymous

Apr 1 2008, 8:19 am

Instead of wasting time printing phony testimonials about an old internet myth (and under various screen names), you need to stick your nose in some good books and articles on human pharmokinetics and THC. Your last post screams that you have no idea what you are talking about.
In these forums, we like to stick with FACTS! Facts that carry substantiative proof. Non-facts and other unsubstantiated hearsay is not welcomed here when jobs and legal freedoms are at stake. If you somehow dont find this idea agreeing, then you have no business being here. This is not a playground here.

re 'Anonymous'

Apr 1 2008, 12:25 am

Anon - Youre "thought" holds no water!

Your "thought" is based solely on a fallacy of causation. Youre merely ASSUMING that certo is responsible for your husband passing the UA (and you know what they say about ASSumptions) . Just because B happened doesnt mean A caused it. Nothing but pure coincidence.

Certo is like prayer - you may think it works but in the end, you are just fooling yourself.

cj

Apr 1 2008, 12:14 am

just goes to show how mis-informed you are. certo DOES NOT coat the bladder. certo is already digested at that point so it cannot coat anything. your hubby passed because of the 32 oz water diluting his THCA level in his bladder - plain and simple.

anonymous

Mar 31 2008, 11:36 am

I haven't ever had to do the certo stuff but I will tell you that drinking 2 gallons of water did NOT work for me several years ago, I failed the drug test even though I drowned my kidneys. My husband, however, has passed 4 urine tests with certo, smoking regularly up till the night before. He mixes one pouch with 32 oz of water and drinks a few hours before, pees 1 or 2 times b4 the test, and then goes. I have friends who have also passed with it, so whether there is scientific proof or not, it does work, and water alone won't necessarily work the same. Perhaps the thickness of the pectin coats the bladder enough temporarily to keep the cells (which hold the thc) from being washed away with the urine... just a thought.

Brownstem

Mar 30 2008, 9:41 am

Certo is a hoax!!!!
I failed a job drug test 5 years ago with it. Last July, my nephew had his probation revoked and was sent back to jail after using certo for his drug test (at the recommendation of his college buddies and over my objections).
Substitution with a clean sample is the only way to pass a drug test and if a person is on probation, the best thing is to stop smoking.

My 2 Lincs

Certo = MYTH

Mar 29 2008, 5:46 pm

I hear ya on that. The people that believe in certo are fools. They are too stupid to realize that certo is not what makes them pass - it was the 32oz gatorade and water that got them through. They would have passed anyway just on the gatorade and water alone without the nasty certo to go with it. Pectin products of any brand have absolutely no effect on THC.

theyre back

Mar 29 2008, 5:36 pm

yep, them certo nerds are making the rounds again. must be looking for more fools to fall for their ancient bogus remedy.

Anonymous in ICT

Mar 28 2008, 4:59 pm

I have gotten a couple of jobs using Certo (Convergys and a local metal fabrication company). For the latter, I had smoked a day before the ua test. Originally, I decided to try Certo after failing 2 other pre-employment screenings using a packaged 'detox' substance -- i forget the name; small bottle, red liquid. I quit Convergys and the metal shop b/c I was tired customer service/unskilled labor jobs. I'm going to school now and am trying Fedex -- just for part-time work -- with the same Certo method (liquid/2 pouches in 1 box): (a) 1st pouch in a 32oz Gatorade about 2 hrs before testing, (b) steadily drinking water, not necessarily overdoing it, all the while pissing at least a few times if not more, (c) the 2nd pouch with another 32oz Gatorade right before the test.

This seems to be a summation of most Certo methods and is what has worked for me in the past. I don't normally smoke high-end weed, usually just commercial (kinda dirty, sometimes very seedy). It's enough to relax me and is more readily available/less expensive than the real good stuff (yes, I still like good stuff). I have also been bone-dry for a few weeks :( so I am confident all will go well. Also, pre-employment screenings may not be as scrutinous as say, felony-probation type screenings, but I can't be sure. As for the 'Certo-nerds' comment, what would anyone have to gain from promoting Certo if it works for them? To each his own, foo!

God bless

straight...head

Mar 26 2008, 11:56 am

man I come to this site trying to get some re assureance about my swab test at lowes yesterday. Turns out We were out of toothpaste. I brushed my teeth really good and rinsed with peroxide. Heres the catch. I didn't even know it was gonna be a swab test I had clean piss to take so I hope I passed on a luck shot in the dark.

james

Mar 18 2008, 4:10 pm

im just wondering if anybody knows if you can buy a home saliva drug test in stores i can only find them online and if you can what stores?

Wrong site dewds....

Mar 16 2008, 6:57 pm

High Times is about POT only.

All other drugs are off-topic here.

plunger

Mar 14 2008, 10:22 am

had pee test for job took the 4 omni caps and 1.5 liters of water. strip test came back as inconclusive sent 2nd sample to lab come back as masking agent detected. there on to the flush

Bdog

Mar 14 2008, 12:38 am

Meth? Go kill yourself!!

kracklingkate

Mar 13 2008, 7:08 am

im dirty from meth just smoke. and now found out that i need to ua in three hours. what can i do to pee clean?

vito

Mar 11 2008, 8:20 pm

i took 5 zanex bars sat night and a gram of coke and took a swab test today will i pass i did not drink alot of water or wash my mouth with peroxide do i have anything to worry about

Doothcie.Pan or Pot?

Mar 6 2008, 7:38 pm

Ok so I drug tested today. Used to be a lil pothead then I moved to a different city and no longer had me a candyman so I didn't smoke for 2yrs. I'm back home and shotgunned with someone cause I'm a romantic smoker. ha! We get called into the office at work, me and a few co-workers, and are told we need to be drug tested no later than Monday. I was in panic mode. Now I'm stressing bout testing positive. Why the fuck they make such an issue of weed? Don't know. Alcohol is much worse if you ask me. So anyway, I called up a veteran smoker who has managed to work at their job for 25yrs with random drug testing going on and what not. I wound up doing the Omni. The vet told me I have to do it 4hrs before or else I'm screwed. So I woke up at 4am to take the Omni. I'm fucking scared out of my mind. I hate my job but love the money and need the rent and would hate for any of this shit to go on my record. My shotgun buddy was 2wks ago. Am I fucked?

doobiesnaxxxx

Mar 5 2008, 11:57 pm

Just updating on saliva tests....I just completed all 18 months of probationary drug tests for my job....and passed all of them while smoking the whole time.. Just don't smoke within 12 hours of going to work or a possible drug test, and brush your teeth twice, rinse with mouthwash, and then with peroxide. YOU WILL NOT EVER FAIL A SALIVA TEST AS LONG AS YOU DO ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!

Do not buy some bullshit "cleaning solution" for mouth swabs, just practice good dental hygiene.

smokey480

Mar 4 2008, 2:56 pm

Quick fix has worked for me twice and a buddy on mine 3 times, everytime i leave a job i go buy some quick fix with money from my last check to pass the drug test for the next job inline.

i failed

Mar 3 2008, 7:11 pm

i know for fact that i took a urine drug test. i used sure-gel and FAILED!

pectin products dont work. theyre crap.

noyb

Feb 21 2008, 11:30 pm

because the certo nerds are trying to lure the unwashed converts into buying in their bogus remedy - and its their signature pitch line. for a long time the certo nerds make the rounds with the same b/s.

i bet these people never took a drug test in their life.

question

Feb 21 2008, 11:05 pm

why is it that every certo story is told by a person who "had a buddy that passed probation tests with it" ?

Certo = HOAX

Feb 21 2008, 10:51 pm

Floridaboi, certo is a hoax. It does nothing for THC. Coating your stomach is useless because THC never enters the stomach or digestive system. THC is stored in the fat cells and remain there until the fat cells are burned for energy. When fat cells burn, THC is metabolized into THCA and reenters the bloodstream. Kidneys filter THCA from the bloodstream, sending them to the bladder.
Youre right about one thing: certo only works because of the water. By drinking water, you are diluting the THCA concentration thats present in the bladder -diluting just enough to test negative. The certo had absolutely nothing to do with testing negative. Therefore you wouldve tested negative anyway just on the water alone without the nasty useless certo to go with it.

aritay

Feb 18 2008, 10:27 am

I have noticed that not to many people say this but if you know that ur test is being sent to a lab don't go out buying any products. They won't work!! As for rapids don't matter if it is 5 or 10 panel as long as u drink lots of water, coffee, gatorade etc... Do not drink tea or soda it will make the thc stick ur fat cells. If you are a bigger person you might want to drink more than what is recommended. Just a little FYI. for anyone wanting more info.

bo

Feb 16 2008, 1:35 pm

hey better THAN you,apparently you be doin a little smokey smokey youreself,why are you an here?to pass judgement on others for their lifes decisions?im so sick of anti marijuana people,why dont you go mess with some actual drug addicts.people like you my freind are the reason we have a bad name.so why dont you go take youre spot on whiny wussiess.com

Better Then You

Feb 15 2008, 5:14 pm

how about don't smoke weed and you'll pass a drug test it is very primitive but it works

floridaboi

Feb 12 2008, 10:45 pm

To screwedinnewmexico, sure gel or certo only works if if consume ALot of water before and after. you want you piss to be completely clear.I regularly use certo to pass my po piss test. You need to wait atlest 1 hour for it to coat your stomach then continue to drink water until you piss.Another thing, collect the sample mid piss for this is when it is the cleanest.

floridaboi

Feb 12 2008, 10:40 pm

To highinfla, hydrocodone in Lortabs do not turn into morphine in your body.A opiate drug test only tests for morphine and heroin,which breaks up into morphine.high enough levels of hydrocodone can create what they call a false positive,which means you fail.Very unlikely though, I am currently on Felony Probation and I continue to use any where from 60-120 mgs of oxycodone daily.Let me know if you have any more questions because painkillers are my forte`.

Kreils420

Feb 12 2008, 3:49 pm

GOT THE JOB!!! it worked. so to pass a saliva test simply floss teeth, brush teeth and lining of the mouth. rinse with mouthwash. and rinse with PEROXIDE. THANKYOU HIGH TIMES YOU SAVED MY LIFE :)

Drooling

Feb 11 2008, 10:01 am

I used salivatestfriend.com and these guys rock they even have solutions for a Hair and Urine test.

highinfla

Feb 5 2008, 10:08 pm

I've been taking 5 mg lortabs about 3 or 4 a day for the last week until today. Tomorrow or the next day I may have a pre-employment drug test, probably urine.
Will this show up on the test and what can I do to flush the shit out of my system before then??

pergz024

Jan 31 2008, 11:56 am

dam fuck drug tests they fuck up all my plans 2 get a job but fuck it 420

TheJuice

Jan 28 2008, 1:28 pm

Resinballs I use cannaclear almost everytime I smoke, and you can only get it online, they dont keep your address on file and they dont share or sell your info, and ive never gotten junk mail from them. its safe to order online, its delivered in discreet packaging. I buy it in bulk because I use it so often and its cheaper that way. Good Luck.

ResinBallz

Jan 22 2008, 6:29 pm

Ive been looking all over this forum for this shit, and I cant seem to find the info Im looking for, If anyone knows where to get cannaclear (not online)I mean in stores, can someone please tell me where to get it

screwedinnewmexico

Jan 22 2008, 12:02 am

how long before the piss test do you have to drink that sure-jell shit
cuz i have random ua's and my probation officer goes to my school to do them and i want a way to pass this first one coming up soon and i dunno when it is
and also how long does it last??

Hairy Situation

Jan 15 2008, 3:06 pm

If in real need I used this site called hairtestingsolutions.com and passed with no problem they give you the products the formula and a counselor . Just for 28.95. I love these guys they back up there product. They also have one for saliva salivatestsolutions.com and one for urine urinetestsolutions.com . I am a satisfied client of the Hair program they sell if they are as good with it as the others then they have you covered

dw

Dec 20 2007, 4:37 am

Sonnes #7 is ultimately the best product to use in case you need to pass a drug test. Ive been using Sonne's ever since I failed a drug test about a year ago and I havnt failed one since then. Trust me guys SONNES #7 + water will never let you down.

oldhead

Dec 18 2007, 2:37 pm

sonne's#7 with water, lots and lots of water!

Girl689

Dec 18 2007, 12:22 am

i bought the omni. when is the best time to drink it???

cixx

Dec 5 2007, 12:38 am

I have to piss in a Lab given urine test. I have a whole bottle of Sonne's #7 sitting right here. What's the quickest way to clean out with this stuff? Normal dosage is going to take too long. Any tested and proven advice will be _much_ appreciated. It's the most important drug test of my life. Thanks.

Cari

Dec 2 2007, 3:29 pm

Id like to know if someone could answer a question for me please!!! I am taking Clenbuterol Chloride for weight loss and muscle defenition. I donot smoke weed or do anything else due to a very strict drug policy at my job. Will Clenbuterol show up as amphetamine or any other drug in a 5 panel drug test? PLEASE IF ANYONE CAN HELPO ME WITH THIS I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! THANNK YOU! GOD BLESS.

zZz

Nov 30 2007, 12:31 pm

I had to take a swab test today and i smoked less than a joint aprx. 15 days ago..and i smoked about part of a joint about 21 days ago..im 5'11 150lbs..its for a job and i was just wondering if yall think i passed cause i am gonna worry myself to death..i mean i think i did but not sure..your thoughts are apperciated.

~Swab me:-)~

Nov 27 2007, 7:18 pm

I just took a Mouth swab test ( 11-27-07).I am what most would call a "Habitual" smoker. I smoked 10 hours be four the test. Woke up and washed my mouth out with Periocxied. Then I procced too brush my mouth. These test they got (the gov.). only test 4 bud residue!~goodluck ""Everybody""~

Harmony203

Nov 25 2007, 1:05 pm

Hi, I am a serious smoker! I have a pee test tomorrow if I do the sure gel and the omni drink will it work?

Cyann

Nov 24 2007, 5:40 pm

I think we should all ban together and apply for jobs with the federal government.

1. Give them clean ua's when we apply. One way or another.
Totally infilterate their environment. Of course this may take awhile. Just do it!!

2. Then, when they get all dirty ua's, what will they do?
Shut the government down?
Ha!

Wish it could happen.
There are several online university's that constantly call me about an online class in criminal justice.
The reason they bother me is,
my employer of 14 years and my roomie as well is a criminal lawyer. Now let me tell you. The Lawyers are really aganist the system, at least mine is.
I read in your mag. many years ago that if you ever get caught up in the system they will do anything they have to, to keep you there.
I think of that often, it is so very true.
May God Bless and treat you kind.

Shua

Nov 20 2007, 5:24 pm

I have a possible hair/urine test on the 29th of this month...i bought the stinger detox drink for the urine and omni cleansing shampoo for the hair..i cant find any info about how well these products work and was wondering if any one has used these for their tests..please let me know if they actually work

Good Peeps

Nov 17 2007, 3:56 am

I love to get high and with that I have been smoking for over 20 plus years. I work for the government and was getting urine tested every three years or so give or take. No problem passing those thats easy. Then came the saliva test. I didnt no what to do. I looked on the Internet and found salivatestfriend.com its great. They have a real health proffessional to consult with on the phone and it was great they got me thru the whole process and now I am ready for a test anytime they come for me I have past one so far. If you need real help then use there service I highly recommend this for anybody.

hollow

Nov 15 2007, 2:08 am

best way to pass piss test is by drinking water

~M~

Nov 8 2007, 7:54 pm

Does anyone know if using a bag of normal saline IV fluid will help me pass a drug test for marihuana?

back to jail

Nov 8 2007, 6:33 pm

i live in chicago .im about 6 ft. 230lbs. that certo crap didnt work for me.i didnt smoke 4 days before test and my parole officer just called to let me know the test was a fail because it was inconclusive.it may work for some but not all.see ya in 18mts.peace out.

MIDNIGHT TOKER

Nov 8 2007, 2:07 pm

If your taking a piss test, the only thing you need is apple cider vinegar (less than a dollar at the grocery store) and 2-3 Days Clean, 2 will probably do it, but three to be safe, take niacin as well and drink A LOT of fluids, such as gatorade, water, coffee, soda, etc. Its good to drink coffee because its a diaretic and it speeds up the cleansing process, if your really paranoid, go running and sweat some out as well.

corey

Nov 1 2007, 1:43 pm

missmecheri.... you have nothing to worry about it is stored in fat cells and if it is a swab it will not go back that far(you r probably clean for any test). I have a pee test in a little over an hour from now. I smoked two days ago 45 days before that i hadn't smoked. I have a buddy on probation and he has passed many drug test while smoking daily. Two packs of sure jell two hours before test drink water (it will make you feel sick) best with lime gatorade pee at least twice before test

missmecheri

Oct 30 2007, 3:49 pm

i rarely smoke. i took a hit about two weeks ago and two weeks before that i ate a brownie. before that it had been two years since i smoked. i however am super paranoid about shit like this and have to take drug tests for these jobs im applying to. one of them for sure is a swab test, the other i think might be urine. im not so worried about the swab test, but about the urine test. i normally drink a lot of water and exercise, do you think thc will come up in my urine test?

I passed also

Oct 29 2007, 9:43 am

I thank god for this forum with out I would have never passed. I found drugtestfriend.com and went to there site for Saliva testing and passed with no problem. real help is out there.

dummy

Oct 14 2007, 9:38 am

i had to take a post acceident 10 panel with all review friday. i had 50 minute notice so i drank and 8 ounce packet of certo- fruit pectin and 48 ounces of water. pissed once sat in traffic and then at the test site pissed in the cup after half way being done with pissing. with the certo show up as a mask- i have scripts ..just was worried about levels. thanks

Me

Oct 11 2007, 10:30 pm

PS....50 yrs/female if that helps. Thanks again.

Me

Oct 11 2007, 10:23 pm

I have to test tomorrow a.m....(family is sending me so I don't know what kind of test I will have but will dental hygeine well), haven't smoked in 2 days, weigh 95, have Ready Clean, Strip, & Sure Gel w/Gateorade on hand. Which do you suggest? And how soon B4 test. Any help and details appreciated. God Bless you all.

TheKottonMouthKing

Oct 11 2007, 8:10 pm

Thanks, doobiesnaxxxx! I hope you are right! I have a great job with an electronics company that will swab me if I damage so much merchandise, dropping a pallet or something like that (which in some cases in one item). I am pretty responsible in the way I smoke and never before work so now I feel a lot better about it, I was hoping it didn't matter much if I made sure to brush my teeth and rinse with mouthwash every morn. I have seen several of your posts and you seem to know about this stuff. Most of these comments seem like they are from the websites selling products to beat drug tests. You have made my day!

mobilemanla@yahoo

Oct 8 2007, 4:33 pm

i have tried several detox products over the years .most of them dont work.however,clean screen is the best,works in one hour.it will be on the market soon.

Thanks STF

Oct 8 2007, 12:44 pm

I read all the post here I found the site salivatestfriend.com on these forums and thank god for these guys they are the real deal. I was scared as hell and they gave me a follow up email and a live person to speak with so if you need real help go to there website and they will hook you up.

doobiesnaxxxx

Oct 5 2007, 12:33 pm

If you have to take a saliva test, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON BULLSHIT PRODUCTS!!!!!!! I have passed 22 random tests all while continuing to smoke on a daily basis. AS LONG AS YOU DONT SMOKE FOR 12 HOURS BEFORE A TEST, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!!!! Saliva tests only test for the presence of marijuana residue, not for THC in your system. Mouthwash or peroxide before a oral swab will clean your mouth of all residue. As long as you practice proper dental hygiene, there is nothing to worry about. If you have random drug tests and cannot abstain from smoking before work, just keep a small bottle of peroxide or mouthwash on you. Rinse and gargle thoroughly and you will be find. SALIVA TESTS ARE THE FAIREST DRUG TESTS SINCE THEY ARE MORE GEARED TOWARDS HARDCORE DRUGS SUCH AS HEROIN AND COCAINE.

If in need to pass

Oct 5 2007, 10:23 am

If in need to pass a Hair Piss or Saliva Test go to drugtestfriend.com they have all you need at a low price

Meonlyme

Oct 4 2007, 11:31 pm

I have to take a drug test next week and i dont smoke reg.. i smoked last thurs and sat nite how do i get it outta my system before next week if i am not going to smoke anymore

naut2002tf

Oct 2 2007, 4:52 pm

HELP!!!! I READ ABOUT THE SURE JELL METHOD. DOES THIS 100% WORK FOR SURE IF DONE RITE? AND IF SO, WHAT IS THE METHOD OF MAKING IT WORK(WHAT STEPS ARE NEEDED). I HAD TO TAKE ONE TODAY FOR MY PO AND I BET I FAILED. GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER PROBABLY FRIDAY AND REALLY REALLY NEED ANSWERS !! PLEASE HELP!!!

buddybudbud

Sep 25 2007, 3:39 pm

i have to pass a pee test 2 morow need a cheap way to pass help help please

jago999

Sep 24 2007, 1:39 pm

hey ya'll. I am joining the marines 20 days from now. I had just toked the other day and had been doing so pretty frequent. I bought a total body cleanser from GNC. It is a 7 day program that completely cleanse's out your system. hair,blood,urine ect. Anyone know how effective this stuff is. ontop of that i have a 70$ detox potion, called instant acting complete body cleansing. SOMEONE LET ME KNOW MY ODDS. i have dealt with many test but always get worked up when they come.

SpitonThis

Sep 17 2007, 2:16 pm

If you need real help go to salivatestsolutions.com you get a real live counseler thats what I said you read correct. I tried Omni It sucks lost a good job becuase of there promises. I donot work for this company. I am just a satisfied client. Please if you need real help go here. They also have products for Hair and Urine test too.

SassieCass

Sep 17 2007, 11:38 am

ADVICE PLEASE!!! SWAB TEST
So, I have to worry about taking a swab test on Wednesday the 19th. I take one MAYBE two hits probably every nite. So I smoke regulaly, but not heavily. Whas is a fool proof way to pass a saliva test? Is it true that you just shouldn't smoke 12 hours prior? I don't want to buy anything yet, till I know more about it. Drop me a line!

Jenna

Sep 13 2007, 1:44 pm

hey!! does anyone know if the omni shampoo works? my bf quit smoking months ago when he found out that the corporation that he was trying to get a job at required an initial hair follicle drug test for employment. he has used it through out those months and he went to take his drug test yesterday. before he went we washed his hair 4 times with the omni cleaner and let it soak. the last time we washed his hair he went ahead and wore his shirt and we let his hair air dry. someone please help!! will he pass this damn test?? he is stressing hard-so we are looking for someone to back up the product.

shredhands

Sep 12 2007, 11:40 am

ok today i find out if i passed my drug test. im a little scared cause i heard some reviews that OMNI triple strenght does not work. A long time ago i purchased a detox drink from vitamin world and passed my drug test for a jod. reciently i got a dwi and need to go to councling and be approved for a new license. From past experience I called vitamin world and they told me this OMNI MAXIMUN STRENGH detox works. come to find out people are telling me it's fake. I'll let you guys now later today if i passed.

tallboy

Sep 11 2007, 6:21 pm

hey my girl has to take a saliva test for a job tommorrow...she smokes maybe 3 or 4 days a week and usually no more than 4 or 5 bowls when she does...Saturday we smoked about 8 or 9 bowls (luckily it was shitty bud so the THC levels wont be that high) anyway i told her to drink lots of water and tommorrow to brush her teeth very thoroughly, rinse her mouth with peroxide and non alcoholic mouthwash often and especially before she goes in to take the test

will this work or should she be worried cuz if she fails shes prettymuch fucked...any help is much appreciated

for real

Sep 8 2007, 8:13 pm

check out the www.cannibas.com forum... folks there offer real advice, don't try to sell you their stuff by posing as "being saved" and give you good advice. I've spent HOURS researching all this crap for an upcoming test - smoked daily for YEARS and am out of time (checking out products, claims, tester sites to see their "guidelines, thresholds, etc."). I spent hours reading through posts here to be totally confused and suckered in by lots of scams (I've spent hundreds of $ on stuff people swear by here - still testin positive with the cup tests I'm trying at home before I blow my job of a lifetime and have to test in a lab). Another comment trail on this site offers some good advice but it is too hard to find with all the bs scammers. LEGALIZING is key - till then get advice from folks who want to help - not scam

rodross

Sep 6 2007, 8:33 pm

I payed over 100.00 for omni first time it worked i hardly ever smoke the stuff but the 2nd time i bought it i failed and lossed my job,now i'm about to lose my home and land because the omni shit did not work, I want my money back and GNC Health store want give a refund,when it said 100% money back if it dose'nt work so don't buy none of that bull shit it's a ripp off,just get some clean urine from a freind or someone you know is clean and warm it up and you will pass every time, it will save your money and not ruine your life or reputation,omni is a rippoff it only last about 7 hours then its gone, by the time your urine is tested at a lab omni is gone and youll test positive and be ruined, you better take my word for it ,it happen to me now i'm out of a job and 100.00

doobiesnacckkerr

Sep 6 2007, 1:05 am

Saliva tests are easy to beat, dont buy any bullshit products. As long as you dont smoke for 12 hours, brush your teeth, and use mouthwash you will pass without a problem. I messed up and failed a random test at my job (smoked before I went to work). Thankfully my job sent me to some b/s counseling classes and gave me a second chance. I get a random test once a month, and I've passed 16 tests (18 months work probation with random tests) without a problem, all the while smokin the sticky icky. Just dont smoke within 12 hours of a test, brush and mouthwash really good. If your job does random tests, just dont smoke within 12 hours of going to work. Yes it may suck at first, but these tests are really just showing if you are coming to work messed up or not. They kind of give some leniency in letting you smoke outside of your work hours, since the saliva tests only detect marijuana residue and not actual THC levels. Salva tests are the working potheads friend.........

Santacruzer2

Aug 27 2007, 5:33 pm

Ok, I hate to say this but I took a urine test two and three hours after ingesting the sure-gel and both test were positive. All I can figure is that the protein powder somehow prevented the sure-gel from doing it's magic. As I noted earlier, I have pasted test with sure-gel. However I have never tried to add in protein powder. So, now I will redo the test without adding the powder and post my results. It will either be tomorrow or wednsday.

Santacruzer2

Aug 27 2007, 1:47 pm

Ok, here is the lowdown on Sure-Gel (Certo). I have passed two urine test using this. I had a friend on Probation who takes a test every week and has passed it numerous times. You must follow directions.
First, of course flush out your system as far in advance as possible. What I do is drink about two large glasses (70 oz total) of water within 1-2 hours before drinking the certo water. I piss at least two-three times. Then I drink the certo in one large glass of water. Then after about thirty minutes I drink one more glass of water with a crushed up multi vitamin for color. Now that is done I piss as many times as possible over the next two hours. I was told that you will be the cleanest THREE HOURS AFTER TAKING THE CERTO. So far this has been accurate. Also, when test time comes the first urine to come out is what goes in the test cup. I took some certo last week for a test and could not find my directions. I took the test about one hour after drinking the certo. This was not enough time for the certo to coat my stomach and I failed the test. So you must give it time to work!
Today I am actually in the process of trying to add some protein powder in with the crushed vitamin with the glass of water taken after the certo glass. I will know the results about 4:00p today. I will get back on here and let you know what happens. It sucks being treated like a criminal. I go to school, work, and volunteer. P.S. We all need to be sure to post our results! Or else this site is useless.

passed the test

Aug 23 2007, 10:05 pm

salivatestfriend.com is for real passed with them.

Saliva Sucks

Aug 23 2007, 10:03 pm

Saliva test I F#$%^ing hate them I failed 2 trying to get jobs. I found this site drugtestfriend.com . man they rock I have passed 2 test since I found them this is great. Fuck the man I have a drugtestfriend.com . If in need of real help go to this site.

coolasrain

Aug 23 2007, 6:24 pm

Could somebody please let me know if www.salivatestfriend.com is a scam or not because I am worried about giving out my credit info or maybe somebody could just let me know the secret...

Zombie

Aug 7 2007, 9:33 pm

I think that drug tests are wrong some of the time anyway. I overdosed on flexeral and alcohol when I was a teen but I had also smoked a joint that day, when I got to the hospital and they did a blood test the only thing in my system was Meth, which I had never done, no marijuana or flexeral. It gave my mom a real bad impression she knew I smoked. To this day I don't think she believes that I have never done Meth because of that test. What if that would have been probation?

scaredtobestrait

Aug 3 2007, 8:44 pm

thanks, but no thanks for the timely answers, I didn't have to pee in a cup today!
I sure drank enough sure gel though....so, I don't know if it works or not

scaredtobestrait

Aug 3 2007, 12:53 am

sorry, 12 days

scaredtobestrait

Aug 3 2007, 12:52 am

oh, I haven't smoked any weed in days

scaredtobestrait

Aug 3 2007, 12:50 am

can anyone re-assure me of sur gel or certa working for a probation urinalysis? if so, could you post directions too? thanks

dailytoker42000

Jul 14 2007, 10:20 am

I know exactly how to pass. Go to gnc and get a detox called natural strip cleanser. It is in either a red or blue bottle. It is a good 50 dollars though. But it is totally worth spending the money, because it has no risk factor in it. Just stop smoking the budda stank 48 hours before. In these two days drink as much water as possible. On the day of the drug test drink just enough to make you pee at a good pace. 2 hours before the test chug that nasty drink. Just make sure to pee 5 times before the test and you are good to go. If you wanna be extra safe, take creatine supplements about 4 days before hand.

NervousJobHunter2007

Jul 9 2007, 7:17 pm

Ok party people, hate to be a pest but here it goes...have to take a swab test within the week, i have been a moderate to heavy smoker for the past 2 years and only a light smoker for the past month, and smoked five blunts over the weekend...now i have to take this test and need to know what to do...i have seen Ultra Klean, mouthwash fomrula, the www.salivatestfriend.com, rising with peroxide...but i am not sure which one will work or how exactly to perfomr all of the detox methods...need serious help like yesterday because the offer letter should be delivered tomorrow...please anybody HELP!!!!

c brown

Jul 6 2007, 1:54 pm

I have found many ways to pass a drug test.You can use a product called certo it is used to preserve canned fruit just mix it with 2 quarts of koolaid shake well befor every drink you can not eat with this at all drink plenty of water to it helpsI even got a swab once and passed.You can also put bleach on your finger and piss on it that works too just dont let them smell it or wash hands of corse this will wash off the bleach

dailytoker42000

Jul 3 2007, 9:37 pm

I just had to take a drug test for probation today. Does anybody know if I passed if I took the natural strip cleanser 2 hours before the test, drank a good amount of water, and had been taking creatine supplements days before hand. Thanks for your help

Ziggy

Jun 25 2007, 2:12 pm

I've never had to take a swab test, but from what i've read they are not accurate at all.
Hopefully someone will invent a foolproof way around them sometime soon.

The only FOR SURE way to pass a urine test if you smoke alot is to use urine substitution. In other words, use a friends urine who doesn't smoke or do any drugs. Or, just order a urine sample on the internet like I did. Theres a few companys online that will sell you the clean urine and a kit that keeps in warm and concealed. The website that I used was:

www.perfecturine.com

There are a few others out there, but I ordered from them twice and passed the test both times. Good luck..

MonE

Jun 20 2007, 10:01 pm

Hi Everybody!! I need a little help and fast help at that... What is a FOR SURE product that will make me PASS my drug test... It will most likely be for a urnie sample but if you also know about hair or siliva products that would be helpful.. Thanks and hope to get some feedback soon..

Mine

Jun 19 2007, 2:38 am

SWAB TEST***

I had to go take a drug test unknowing how it was to be taken and on my way into the drug testing facilitly i was talking to a guy who told me if they swab your mouth to not let the swab hit your cheeks, PUT IT BETWEEN YOUR TEETH... he said the teeth wont hold the thc like the gums and tounge ... i ended up having to pee test so unsure if it works.

De Pee

Jun 13 2007, 11:06 pm

I have passed the pissers before (3) times with the sythetic pee. You can find this from Spectrum labs...
Trick is to keep the temp above 90 degress....Just get some hand warmers and pratice keeping the temp up.
Microwave for 10 sec. rubberband the pad on and tuck into yer undies...play it cool...pee some into the toilet and dump the syntho into the cup a lng as the tem is right you are good to go... As far as the swab i have not tried this yet but research has shown a 24 hor detection window. Best thing is to invest in a couple of home testers and try yourself to be sure...hink about how cheap this investment is when your job is at stake!!!

LEO627

Jun 13 2007, 3:20 pm

I smoke at least once a day. I have a job in the works, no offer yet, but a 3rd meeting scheduled for friday. My question is, is it possible they will test me that day or do they have to give me notice?

any responses will be greatly appreciated!

Zimby

Jun 11 2007, 2:42 pm

*Edit* I forgot to add a few keys things to my last post...first off besides drinking the water yesterday I spent hours busting ass peddling around virginia beach trying to burn off whatever THC in whatever fat I could. This morning I took 2 daily multi vits and 2 B12 tablets to insure color. I also made sure to give them urine from mid-stream and this like my 5th piss of the day. The test is a lab test performed by a group called Labcorp based out of NC. Hope this works out for me...if it does I'm def sharing this fooling method to anyone who needs it.

and on a personal note...
just like everyone here I believe that drug testing and incarceration for pot is ignorant and a violation of my rights as a US cit. but more important as a human being. When a govt. get so involved in peoples lives that they regulate what you CHOOSE to intake something is very wrong and it people should fight back. I know this must be repetitive but I really urge you to get active and let your govt. know how you feel, even if its something small. I myself write my reps and let them know my and many other peoples stand on this issue. Remember we DO have the power to change things even as impossible as that sounds...all it takes is a group of passionate people. Peace, live easy and hopefully I pass.

Zimby

Jun 11 2007, 2:28 pm

Well I know this is my first time posting on this board but I wanted to first off thank you guys for posting all of this here, a wealth of knowledge this great on beating the bladder patrol is amazing. Well yesterday (about 22 hours ago) I was smoking a nice fatty of some really good outdoor indica when the phone rings & my buddy tells me he has me a job line up in comp programming for $24/hr!!! Naturally I was stoked until he told me that I would have to pass a piss test, so I scrambled and stumbled upon you folks. Well I used the Certo method listed here...I started by drinking 1 gal of water yesterday to help flush what I could out, then this morn about 1 1/2 hours from my test I drank one pack of certo in a 24oz gatorade then I spent the next hour or so drinking a crap load of water through my interview. Before the test I gulped down 1/2 of the extra certo packet and chased that with a few more glasses of water. I'm a very heavy smoker (4 sess a day, about 3+ bong hits a sess), I weigh 144lbs and am 5'11 who rides a bike alot & has a very fast metabolism. I'll keep you guys updated on my results
and tell you how the certo method works for someone of my body type.

legalizeitdammit!!

Jun 7 2007, 4:59 pm

I'm with foulmouth. This shit is downright ridiculous. I'm a hardworker, a good worker and a 3.8 college student that can't get a decent job because of a stupid drug test. I would stop if I felt there was good reason, but it's just bullshit to me. I'm not doing anything wrong! Okay, it's illegal, but it's also illegal to carry an ice cream cone in you back pocket in some states. There's no reason it should be illegal and there's no reason a company shouldn't hire you simply because you smoke weed. I will agree that it's one thing if you show up at work high all the time and fucking everything up, but potheads deserve a chance!! Maybe if all of us could put down the doritos and get up off the damn couch we could make a difference!!

NavySquid2004

Jun 3 2007, 2:44 pm

Another upside is after the peroxide swish your mouth will feel great all day long. I'm now a plumber and will be making ALOT of money. Please note that my test was tested at work and not sent out. So I will say not smoking for over 6 hours and doing the swishes will help you pass atleast the do it yourself tests. Remember to swish the peroxide for atleast 1 minute you can and should do it straight without cutting water in.

NavySquid2004

Jun 3 2007, 2:41 pm

Well as promised I will post the results of my test. Well when I went in on Thursday I had prepared myself for a Saliva test. I bought some travel ACT mouthwash bottles and a bottle of peroxide it totaled under 4 dollars and I still have half a bottle of peroxide and 1 travel mouthwash. I used the mouthwash before I got on the road. About 15 mins before I got to work I used the peroxide, now peroxide doesn't really have a taste but if you've eaten chips,or anything that could cause cuts in the roof of your mouth the peroxide will let you know where. I also did it again right before I went in and another time while I was waiting. I ended up not doing it that day so I figured I would do it on Friday. I had to be there at 7:30 am so I would have had to wake at 6 I had a good feeling about things kinda like I would have broke the bank in vegas so I smoked and stopped smoking at 10pm. I did things exactly as I did the day before and sure enough the first thing they had me do upon walking into the door was to take the test. Now if you would rather pee and have the stuff for that complain of having a bad gag reflex and putting it in your mouth will make you puke etc... My gag reflex that morning was pretty crappy and I went thru 4 of them they had said if this doesn't work we'll have to piss you; somthing I didn't prepare for since they swab. I finally got enough saliva on the damn thing for them to get a reading, you really have to get that sucker wet, above and beyond what you would think. They looked at it then me and said OK LETS GET YA READY. So I either passed or they saw it was only weed not within the last few hours and knowing the skills I will bring to work said eh fuck it. After hearing that they fire on the spot I'm guessing peroxide did the trick. The reason I got ACT mouthwash is there is no alchol in it and you do not want to have that show up on a test.

PedernalesRiverRat

Jun 2 2007, 10:20 pm

How far back can a salivia test (the one that is sent away to a lab to yeild resluts) detect THC? A week, a few days? And, how can you beat them?
More importantly, does anyone know how they work? THC is fat soliuable and fat is detectable in the urin, so thats why urin tests work. But how does a salivia test work?

Thaks a lot, and long live HightTimesMag! for giving people like us a common place to convine.

LibraGirl

May 31 2007, 5:07 pm

I just found out that i will be taking a drug test 11 days from today. I'm not a heavy smoker, I take about 1-2 tokes 2-3 times a week with my boyfriend. Any suggestions for what product I should take to pass the test regardless if it is a swab, pee, etc?

NavySquid2004

May 31 2007, 12:53 am

I wish more people still hit this thread. Well I'll post my results tomrorow regardless.

Navysquid

May 30 2007, 11:15 pm

I don't have time to abstain from smoking. Got a great job lined up out of the blue, figured it'd be a wizquiz but I found out it's a swab test. Now I've read almost all the posts on this thread and people say as long as you don't smoke from 6 hours to 3 days you'll be fine, well thats a LARGE MARGIAN! So in more or less cut and dry answer, it's 8:10pm in Washington state I need to be there around 10am tomrorow. It's the kind of test they know right then and there if you're good or not. So one is that a super cheap test that will be easy to squeek by? If I don't smoke till I take the test plus keep up that good job of brushing my teeth and drinking water will I more than likley be fine? I maybe smoke 1-3 bowls a day mostly with my roomates.

freaking out

May 29 2007, 1:57 pm

it was positive.......fuck..
i quit.....it just cost me and my family more income...this is something i did with no one knowing....its not worth it....never again......never....

freakingout

May 25 2007, 6:54 pm

Just took a test for a new job...just recently started smoking 6 months ago...last time was when i was in the navy......what i did there was just drink drink drink before the test and piss a bunch of times before the test....thing is...i didnt think much going into the interview....they said im hired but i had to go pee THAT DAY....shit...so i drank the equivalent of well....over a gallon of water in a 2 hour period and pissed 3 times....i have to wait untill after the holiday weekend to find out...dumb as me didnt think to look on this site for advice untill AFTER....so...im 5'11"..175...
it worked then so i hope it works now.....will let u guys know......

any comments would be appreciated.......

Lospanglial

May 21 2007, 8:04 pm

I use certo at least 2wice a month for my Probation.. For the past 6 months.. It has never failed me. I pass every time. You have to do it right though. Well i have always used the same method and it has never failed me so i woudl recomend you do the same. I test around 10:30 most days so ill wake up at 7 and get rid of my first piss of teh day, its the most toxic. then ill drink teh certo. nasty stuff.. i follow that with 20oz of water. then i wait about 1 hour and start drinking water. usualy about 4 20oz bottles. then i wait until i have to piss. I piss and then drink about 40 more oz's of water, then piss again. once i have pissed twice i figure im good to go. I then eat some red meat and take 2 asprin. drink a red bull and some OJ and follow that with water. usually enough that a feel like if i drink anymore i will pop.. By the time you get to wheere you are going. Never give the beggining of the stream or the end of the stream. Piss in the turlet for a sec then give them as close to the middle as i can..

FYI i have read that this only mask's pot. SO yeah i wouldnt recomend trying it with anything else, though i ate some vicoden for a toothache the other day and i am testing tommorw so i guess well see if it masks opiates.

GOD SPEED

real help

May 21 2007, 5:10 pm

if ya want real help check these guys out at www.drugtestfriend.com they can help you pass a piss hair or saliva test. I used to pass a a hair test and did fine.

2012isnear

May 16 2007, 1:30 am

certo fruit pectin has worked for me several times. other precautions are highly suggested though since your livelyhood is on the line. check out a website called erowid. It tells you everything you need to know about all drug tests. The info is from a doctor

Bob

May 8 2007, 2:25 pm

Ok, here's the scoop. Im a 195 lb male, white, 6"0 tall. I Have went to 3 piss tests with only 2 days of sobriety, smoking a quarter to half ounce a week as a daily smoker. I've used ready clean both times and passed the initial tests. My question is I have a probation test coming up (dip stick) and it will have been clean for 13 days plus I have a bottle of ready clean. I have a 30 day suspended jail sentence hanging over my head if I fail, I want to know if they are likely to test me for ready clean since it is my first test.

BUTCHER

May 6 2007, 12:13 pm

I JUST TOOK AN ORAL EXAM..I SWISHED PEROXIDE...LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS...KEEP YA'LL POSTED!

Not Worried

Apr 17 2007, 6:13 pm

People please listen and listen well. I had to taker a saliva test for a job . To make a long story short go to salivatestfriend.com and you will pass with ease.

hey you

Apr 9 2007, 10:03 pm

hey wooriedasfuck where ya at???? i wanna know if the certo worked.... i have to test on wed. and i am now too worriedasfuck!!!!!!! help!!!!!

worried as fuck!

Apr 5 2007, 11:27 am

Certo? My boyfriends on papers and has been smoking religously up until last night and his test is today, I know, we know better, but too late, went to the store to get some "Certo from WALMART $2.87, on the baking isle next to the JELLO", he claims he has taken it before and passed but we shall see, his test is today. I dont want to lose him to this bitch ass system, Im worried as FUCK! But will let you guys know what happened in a few days.
Oh and my brother's in IRAQ for the second time and says they have recieved info that they'll be staying months after their war term is up, SO DRY FUCK BUSH IN THE ASS!!!!!!

FoulMouth

Mar 12 2007, 1:08 am

Nothing works and if u do use the crap they test for it and u basically fail. Legalize the *$&# already!

Spit does Happen

Mar 11 2007, 5:42 pm

Look here is the bottom line if ya wanna pass and get all the guess work out of the trying to pass a saliva test go to http://www.salivatestfriend.com . I searched the internet high and low and found nothing to help me except a bunch of people saying this would work or that would work. I found these guys and they gave me a real person to speak with and someone to answer my questions by email too. These guys are the real deal.

Urine test: http://www.drugtestfriend.com.com
Hair test http://www.hairtestfriend.com
Saliva test
http://www.salivatestfriend.com

Elmo

Mar 8 2007, 11:14 pm

Does anyone out there know how to detox with Sonne's #7?

Rachell

Mar 8 2007, 11:12 pm

Anyone out there use Sonne's #7? Have a drug test next week, bought a bottle and don't know how much to drink each day prior to test or how to pass test with it...please help.

Houston Man

Mar 6 2007, 1:05 am

READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was recently asked to take a HAIR TEST for a job promotion. The pay for the job was VERY good. It completely caught me off guard though. I had smoked about two weeks ago and a hair test can date back to about 3-5 months! Anyways, so i ordered this shit called Zydot Ultra Clean. Then i read on the internet that the shit didn't work. They said that IT DID reduce the amounts of THC build up in your hair, BUT not enough to test negative. So i went and bought OMNI CLEANSING SHAMPOO from a local smoke shop. I USED BOTH! First, the Zydot Ultra Clean. Then, the OMNI CLEANSING SHAMPOO. I washed my hair for about an hour straight. (follow directions carefully).. I washed my hair about an hour and a half before my test. Be sure not to get nervous or sweat because any sweat from the head can recontaminate the hair!! Anyways, I PASSED!!!!! AND I GOT THE JOB. So don't worry. I don't know if the OMNI shampoo by itself worked though. I would use BOTH shampoos just to be on the safe side. SO IF YOU HAVE A HAIR TEST, DONT WORRY!! USE BOTH OF THESE PRODUCTS BACK TO BACK AND YOU WILL PASS!!!!!!! NO BULLSHIT!!! I SWEAR, I PASSED!! :)

PS. My friends couldn't believe i passed..LOL

ginger

Mar 2 2007, 4:52 pm

Went yesterday for my official pre-employment drug screen after visiting drugtestfriend.com and I feel confident that i passed. Will confirm this in a few days.

ginger

Feb 26 2007, 9:14 pm

I last burned some really great bud about 2 weeks ago after smoking almost daily for a year or so. I'm getting ready for a urine drug screen for a new job and I'm horrified... I've tried STAT products and drank so much water, and I'm still testing positive at home... I just got some information from drugtestfriend.com and I pray it works... It's the gatorade, surgel and b-complex vitamin regimen. Please, someone, give me some reassurance that this WILL work...I've GOTTA pass this test.

Spit Happens

Feb 19 2007, 1:36 pm

If in real need I used this site called salivatestsolutions.com and passed with no problem they give you the products the formula and a counselor . Just for 28.95. I love these guys they back up there product

Lucky Bastard

Feb 16 2007, 7:28 pm

OMNI WORKS!
I just passed my hair test! So i freaked out when i was told to go take the test after my interview was over. so i ran down to the local head shop all the guy had was this shampoo called Omni Cleansing Shampoo. I bought it went home and scrubbed the shit on. When i went to take the test i figured they would test it right there at the medical office, but no! They cut my hair put it in foil and sent if off in a sealed baggie to an out of state lab. five days later I was hired! OMNI WORKS!!

Hank Williams' Ghost

Feb 12 2007, 5:05 pm

Howdy from Texas. I am an ex-Heroin addict and have been doing "the right thing" (whatever that means since I kicked. I was rewarded with a really good job and am now rekindling my marriage and relationship w/ my little baby daughter, buying a house, etc.

Well, some things ARE too good to be true I guess, because i have to take an oral swab test on Wed. (today's Mon.) in order to keep the job. I have no money whatsoever due to the house payment but I do have a charge account at the local drug store/pharmacy...is there anything I can do? I'm not a regular smoker. I only smoke a couple hits (from a joint) a couple times a week if that, but as someone stole my entire month's scrip for Klonopin, I've had to take my Dad's Valium...am i fucked? Any help is appreciated unless you're a corporation trying to sell some $40-$75 crap cuz you're wasting your time. I have no time or money for that. PLEASE if anyone's out there that even has second-hand stories about home remedies bring em on.

p.s.- I got the job a month ago and had to pass a UA...I smoked the day before, and all I did was drink a few swallows of Cran. juice that morning, half a gallon of water on the way there, stopped and pissed, then finished anoher half gallon as I pulled into the lot. Give 'em your second piss and you may pass like i did...though as i said I'm not an every day guy...just F.Y.I.

Slackjaw needs to pass!

Feb 11 2007, 1:16 am

I've failed two tests in 15years. 1 in the Navy which I had no time to prepare for(which I beat in a court martial). They just hand you a cup, take you the the john, and watch you pull it out and witness the flow. The other was for a job I wanted, I quit for 16 weeks and I FAILED. I've been a daily smoker for over 14 years now. I burn up approx. about an ounce a week. I've got an job offer with the US State Dept. that I really want. I need to know if there is a product out there that will 1,000,000% work! No sweating, no problems. I've sweat more pisstests then the editors here can possibly imagine. Money back gaurantees are crap. I want a gaurantee that I will pass and get this job! If I fail this test I will be blacklisted and will have to find a new career. Anyone know of a product out there. I don't need to know any tricks of the trade, I know them all and have forgotten most.

Scandal L

Feb 11 2007, 12:40 am

Gotta swab test approaching n 1-3 days.I have script for lortab but ran out. Friend gave me 30mg roxacette(oxycodone).If i take it will i fail or are they both considered opiutes?Please dont answer if ur not absolutely positive.Thanks ladies and gentlemen

Joshua

Jan 28 2007, 11:56 am

If indoubt go to salivatestfriend.com and use there stuff works great pass everytime.

Mary Janes my Bitch~303~

Jan 26 2007, 12:39 pm

What up just wanted to let you know that I passed my drug test for work. I smoked a blunt a couple of hours before and brushed, gargeled, and rinsed my mouth out with peroxide. I promise this works.

HOLLYWOOD

Jan 25 2007, 4:31 pm

Sure jell is the cheapest way to go and it has never failed me and if you do it the proper way there is no drug test that will pick up any substance abuse.

honeymilk

Jan 22 2007, 12:46 pm

To everyone stresssing over a saliva test, don't worry. I have taken two saliva test. Myself and boyfriend each time we've passed. brushing of teeth and using mouthwash works. My bf smoked not even thirty minutes before he got a call for a job. He was told to to come take test within next hr, and he passed. No need to go out and buy expensive products. Please trust i am a big smoker of marijuna and it works.

tokenchase

Jan 19 2007, 9:44 pm

does anyone know anything about sonne #7 and drug screens. i have a job offer with a major company and well you know i smoke.... someone told me about it but i have 4 days left...... any suggestions?

You have a friend

Jan 18 2007, 5:48 pm

I saw the post here for the saliva test ssite called salivatestfriend.com well it turns out these guys got there stuff togather. I used and passed was simpl;e and easy if you need real help check it out

cheap cheap

Jan 16 2007, 7:01 pm

stay away from the xanax unless it's by prescription.

sorry, but you should be smarter when on probation. you failed to mention probation for what?

jnasty

Jan 16 2007, 12:08 am

Wad up i need some help here I'm on Pro' b and i have to take a drug test tomorrow i don't smoke weed or anything all i did is take a 2 xanax sunday monring and i have to take a test tuesday i've been drink a shit load of water. do u think i will pass? I'm going to try sure jell to what can it hurt but i need to know how to do it. Has sure jell worked for anybody here.

Mary Janes my Bitch~303~

Jan 15 2007, 5:40 pm

Thanks guys.I'm an everyday blunt smoker and I have a swab test coming up for a job in a couple of days. I was stressin, but your comments helped a lot. Remember ladies can be entrepenuers too, bud is not a drug and stay true to the green.

Made it Work

Jan 15 2007, 1:33 pm

I found a website from a post in here about a company called drugtestfriend.com and salivatestfriend.com. I went to the site and was shakey at first about it. I sent an email to them. They reponded back with a phone number. I called they picked up. They helped. I used them and I passed. There are real and there product works I used the one for the saliva test. A very satified customer use this service

Probation Officer

Jan 14 2007, 8:07 pm

Thanks for beliving in my GRIFFITH, I know it is hard to trust someone in law enforcement, but we aren't all bad. Like I said before, I don't think anyone should go to jail or lose a job, just because they smoke some weed. If you do any of that other shit, you deserve what you get.

SO HERE IS MY ADVICE ONE MORE TIME. PLEASE TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AND I HATE TO HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE HURTING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY DID SOME DUMB SHIT TO PASS A DRUG TEST.

I do not smoke weed, but my husband and most everyone I know does. I also work in a probation office. Over the years I have seen it all and I consider my self a bit of a expert on what works and what doesn't(only for smoking weed, if you do any of that other stuff all i have to say is good luck!). First off no niacin- it is sooo bad for your body and all it does is flush out you system, If you smoke a lot of weed it will never work. Certo or sure-jell used to work but test are getting more advanced these days and you will fail most high grade tests. My husband has passed 3 UA's using Ur-in-luck. It is fake pee that comes in a bottle w/ a temp strip on it. You can buy it at any smoke shop for $20 or buy it on line. Throw out the wamer and just nuke it for a little bit and then keep it in your underware for at least an hour(tihght jockey underware work the best). I promise you, you will pass you test. Also I am not sure how it happened, but he had to take a saliva test this last week and he passes. He smokes at least a $40 bag a week. He drooled all over the first test and so the made him do a second one and he passes. He said that all he did is brush his teeth really well before he left. Just be prepared that when you go to a job interview, they may swab you right there w/ no notice. I hope this helps, I don't belive anyone should go to jail or lose a job just because they smoke some weed.

hollywood blazer

Jan 11 2007, 3:00 am

i could possibly have a probation drug test next week, and i'm pretty sure that it'd be a stick test. I am going to try to get a friend's pee, but if that doesn't come through, i need some good honest advice on the best thing to do to clean my system. i would prefer personal experience over "i heard this or that" if you know what i mean, it is my ass in jail at stake here. thanks so much to anyone willing to help out a fellow toaker!

griffith drug test passer

Jan 10 2007, 11:38 pm

USE SYNTHETIC URINE. IT WORKED FOR ME

griffith dankster

Jan 10 2007, 11:35 pm

Thank you probation officer for your advice. I did some other researching and decided that anything I had to drink would be bad for my health. I guess it's illegal in my state (Indiana) to sell urine altering substances, luckily for me I live my the border. So I drove to Illinois and bought some Stinger synthetic urine. It had a temp meter on the side. I heated it up for ten seconds in the micro wave. Jocked it. They sent my piss to a lab...AND I PASSED

Rasta Exec

Jan 10 2007, 10:02 am

I had to take 2 test a week ago. One saliva and one urine. My friend told me about these sites drugtestfriend.com and salivatestfriend.com . I was a little uneasy at first about this but my friend swore by it. I got the formulas that ended up working perfectly. I passed both with no problems or red flags. I swear by this check it out

Probation Officer

Jan 7 2007, 8:19 pm

Elmo,

My husband and his uncle took a saliva test for a job and both passes. They both smoked the night before the job. It was not one that was mailed away, the guy tested it right there. Brush good and chew some gum!

Probation Officer

Jan 7 2007, 8:14 pm

I am telling you guys sure-jell is just not the way to go anymore. All is is is certo friut pectian(found for about $3 in the baking section), IT IS NOT A SURE THING! I have seen it work but, you never know. Stick to the ur-in-luck, black box at smoke shops, $20!

Saliva Passer

Jan 7 2007, 6:26 pm

I have friend that helped me pass a saliva test. Check out salivatestfriend.com it saved my ass

elmo

Jan 7 2007, 5:10 pm

damian, i have heard 72 hours from numerous people

elmo

Jan 7 2007, 5:09 pm

does anyone know how far back a swab test will detect marijuana

Damian420

Jan 6 2007, 9:10 pm

does ne one know how long coke gets off your system????

Griffith Dankster

Jan 6 2007, 6:37 pm

I'm about to take a five panel drug test. When I take it, it will be six days since smoking. I've been watering it up and I plan on using sure gel. I've heard conflicting reports on its effectiveness and would be able to sleep better if someone posted some more sure gel love, or tell me that it doesn't work. Either way I'd appreciate all my stoner brothers and sisters saying a prayer to who ever your god is for me. Thanks

that muhfu

Jan 6 2007, 5:05 am

aight i got bit of help for those piss tests when ur takin it dont start fillin that cup right when u start to piss get the piss midflow trust me it helps other things niacin mos def works b-12 vitamins clean out toxins in ur body drink lots of cranberry juice and you should be decent

no1driver

Jan 6 2007, 2:17 am

that probation officer might be my sister; Hey D.H.B.

Trish-in Alaska

Jan 4 2007, 1:51 pm

I rarely smoke like most I know.I can take 1-3 hits and Im done. I only do that about 1 a wk or every 2 wks. Im taking a UA that will be sent out of state to a lab in about 5 hours. Plan on takn the sure-gel pectin. But if I wasnt to take anything what are my chances of passing? I took like 2-3 hits on new yrs eve @ 10pm. and the same 2-3 hits every wk for the last 2 months. Before that nothing since last April of 06.Im 150 lbs. & not active really.

Probation Officer

Jan 3 2007, 6:51 pm

I do not smoke weed, but my husband and most everyone I know does. I also work in a probation office. Over the years I have seen it all and I consider my self a bit of a expert on what works and what doesn't(only for smoking weed, if you do any of that other stuff all i have to say is good luck!). First off no niacin- it is sooo bad for your body and all it does is flush out you system, If you smoke a lot of weed it will never work. Certo or sure-jell used to work but test are getting more advanced these days and you will fail most high grade tests. My husband has passed 3 UA's using Ur-in-luck. It is fake pee that comes in a bottle w/ a temp strip on it. You can buy it at any smoke shop for $20 or buy it on line. Throw out the wamer and just nuke it for a little bit and then keep it in your underware for at least an hour(tihght jockey underware work the best). I promise you, you will pass you test. Also I am not sure how it happened, but he had to take a saliva test this last week and he passes. He smokes at least a $40 bag a week. He drooled all over the first test and so the made him do a second one and he passes. He said that all he did is brush his teeth really well before he left. Just be prepared that when you go to a job interview, they may swab you right there w/ no notice. I hope this helps, I don't belive anyone should go to jail or lose a job just because they smoke some weed.

vanessa

Jan 3 2007, 6:04 pm

i need to pass a swab test for a job anyone know how long that goes back and if i took 2 hits about 2weeks ago will that show please help me

Saved by a friend

Jan 1 2007, 10:51 pm

I hate the friggin government sometime I dont know sometimes they just piss me off with this drug testing and shit go to drugtestfriend.com they saved my ass my job and my family .

Yate007

Dec 28 2006, 8:05 pm

Sorry...typo earlier, chemical based systems cannot easily used. As chemicals can be detected. I saw someone say goto an organic store. That is a good route in addition to my natural ready clean made by detoxify. I am trying to help all of you guys bec/ I think people have the right to do what they please at home to their own body with nicotine

Yate 007

Dec 28 2006, 7:36 pm

Also, "Ready Clean" has all natural ingredients in it. Labs and employers have no argument with NATURAL stuff in your system. The problem with using other systems is that they have chemicals in them so they can be easily used. I will let everyone know what happens. I have been smoking everyday for 7 years straight. I will do more research on fat cells. As for the girl who used Hydrogen Peroxide for a swab test. I'm not suprised she passes Hydrogen Peroxide cleans the shit out of your mouth.

Yate007

Dec 28 2006, 7:23 pm

I have a comment. I had a friend who's life unfortunately came crashing down on her. She was found in NYC hallucinating by NYPD. She was smoking tobaaco and using LSD,etc. So her system was loaded. Yah not good. Anyways, her parents mandated extensive drug testing. Her trick she shared with us is use Niacin,the vitamin. I think its about $40. Be smart and safe if you are heavy user. and not smoke for a few days and drink plenty of water and cranberry. There is even a cranberry vitamin made by AZO. Sold in the female section of local drug store. As for the niacin, take two the night before with plenty of water and two the morning of test. Also take other's advice, don't make it your first pee. I may have to take a test for a job. I am trying ready clean for females. My pal took it for Bloomberg and was taking every drug around Long Island and he came up clean. Follow the instructions carefully. Should work, I also haven't smoked since Dec 6 and its now Dec 28. If I were still smoking I would have gotten the Niacin.

"The Green Goblin"

Dec 20 2006, 10:44 am

Dude, have no worries my freind... =) Im sittin @ my desk right now cuz i passed a lab test for my job with SURE-Jell. you are correct about it coating your stomach. I took it bout 45 min before i took the test. Did you make sure to piss @ least twice before you took it? If you did youll be fine man.

"The Green Goblin"
-Keep tokin.

enhancementsmokr420

Dec 12 2006, 6:43 pm

sum1 plez help me!! i took a 10-panel ppiss test today at a public place wher they send it to the lab. i came prepard to pass on the sticks but was shokd when i found out it was going to the lab! i used a box of sure-jell in about 30 oz. of water, and then drunk a pouch of the certo and pissed a couple times b4 i went to be sure it would work. sum1 plez tell me if this works or will atleast dilute my piss so i can take another 1!! plez help bcuz im facin 6 months n tha big house if i fail!!!

jimbo007

Dec 11 2006, 9:09 pm

I am hopeful this is the correct forum for this question. I stopped using Suboxone, aka. Buprenorphine(synthetic morphine) 2 weeks ago for opiate addiction that I stopped in Sept. Anyone have insight as to how long the synthetic morphine will stay with me? I also take xanax to sleep every night and I have read that benzodiazepenes stay in your system for up to 90 days. Any thoughts on XXTRA CLEAN? Or does anyone have any thoughts on my dilemna...I have not applied for the job due to my fears of a drug test. Thanks in advance. Rock on...

paulyholic

Dec 10 2006, 11:01 am

did anybody hear of the mancuso system that cleans your hair? it goes soming like this.1. wet your hair with vinigar. 2. apply pimple cream to hair.Rinse with tide detergent.I Quess vinigar opens hair,pimple cream destroys metebalites traped in hair,and tide rinses. ive read about in other forums.

Clint

Dec 7 2006, 2:42 am

Pocket underwear. Not a little bitty pocket or a small snap on pouch but a HUGE pocket. Can hold 100 condoms in case you are headed to a party? www.stashitware.com

J.WHITT

Dec 6 2006, 9:58 pm

HEY WAT UP YALL I JUS TOOK A HAIR SAMPLE TEST FOR A JOB THAT I REALLY NEED AND MY HAIR IS BUZZED SO THEY HAD TO TAKE MY DAMN ARMPIT HAIR AINT THAT SOME SHIT, BUT NEWAY I BEEN ON PROBATION AND I ONLY SMOKE LIKE ONCE EVERY MONTH MAYBE TWICE AND I WEIGH LIKE 165 U THINK IF I SMOKED JUS 12 DAYS AGO ITS OUTTA MY SYSTEM I KNO THOSE HAIR SAMPLES ARE A MOTHER BUT YALL THINK IM AIGHT? AND I CLEANED MY SYSTEM OUT BUT I DUNO IS THAT MEANS NETHING HOLLA

Oldtimer

Nov 30 2006, 3:28 am

just a few more things that I want you all to know. 1st. THC stores in you bodys fat cells, so the heavy'er you are the longer it stays. 2nd. if your urine sample is being sent off to a major testing lab, they check for it being masked or diluted, and they look for muscle tissue elements in the sample so synthetic urine will not work.and 3rd the labs are looking for any kind of masking agent, such as certo or any head shop quick clean agents, so just be carefull of what you use, and remmber that they are playing for real now, and not messing around, good luck to all of you, and lets hope they come to thier senses and legalize.

Oldtimer

Nov 30 2006, 2:52 am

to heyhey, they claim that the Insurance companys can do a hair test for nicotine up to 2 years to see if you have smoked tobbaco, best of luck to you, keep it real and legalize.

Oldtimer

Nov 30 2006, 2:48 am

To Paulyholic, if you really havent used anything but weed, see if at all possible for you to ask to take a urine test for speed only, who knows it might just save your job, best of luck, and lets hope that they will legalize.

Paulyholic

Nov 22 2006, 4:20 pm

I took a saliva test and came back positive for amphetames(speed),and I just smoke weed. Lost a job paying 1100 a week. the test came back neg for weed. Can,t believe it.

KELLEN^(

Nov 21 2006, 10:43 am

i need to pass a mouth swab on fri and i dont know what to do i need this job so can any one help me out

heyhey

Nov 18 2006, 7:33 pm

can anyone tell me how long i need to abstain for a spit test and then for a hair test if i want to pass naturally w/out products? its been about 30days, long enuff yet?

kturner21

Nov 17 2006, 7:14 pm

need to pass a saliva swab test. have not smoked for 5 days . test is the day after thanksgiving. will i pass

megc

Nov 6 2006, 1:32 pm

Just wanted to let you guys know what worked for me. I didn't smoke for 2 days prior & drank tons of water for those 2 days, took b vits (about 4 each day) & on the 3rd day (test day)... drank about a 1-2 liters of water & took GNC Strip herbal cleanser. I urinated about 7-8 times & went. It was a 10 panel drug screen & now I have a great job starting tues! I will tell you that those drinks are brutal but seemed to do the trick. Drinking that much water also makes you feel slightly queezy but.... as long as you can walk into the lab & not look suspicious.. worked for me! Peace out!

herbtastic aka yella

Oct 31 2006, 3:40 pm

ay brittani, if you cant get cha hands on some water pills, then i advise you to mix a cup of water and vinegar and drink it all day.hope it works in time good luck!!

Brittani

Oct 30 2006, 1:42 am

Hey so I like never smoke cuz i'm on probation and i went up to michigan state for halloween weekend, got really drunk, and apparently i ate 2 hash brownies. I don't remember eating them and I drug tested myself for THC and I am positive so I'm pretty much screwed for a drug test in a day and a half. What should I do? is there anything i can do to clear it out?

Peach optimo

Oct 24 2006, 6:42 pm

I'm just posting to let people out there know that certo did not work for me. True enough, I am a thick girl, and I blaze alot, so I wasn't optimistic about it working anyway, but I did not smoke for a couple of days prior and took that nasty ass shit with some gatorade. Sure enough my test came back positive as a mutha*****. The one thing I can share with people that have to take a swab test, is that this seems to be the eaisest for us smokers to pass. All I did was kept the swab away from my cheek while it was in my mouth, and gargled w/hydrogen peroxide right before I WENT IN.Good Luck to you all!!!! and SMOKE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still Ballin

Oct 23 2006, 1:40 pm

Yo i dont know how sure gel works but it does. I played college basketball and we were fortunate enough to make it to the big dance. when you get into the tournament they randomly pick players to test after the game. We had a red shirt mix sure jell into our water bottles and drank it before the game and during halftime. Suprisingly none of us failed. Its quick easy and very cheap.

tha mochine

Oct 16 2006, 4:18 pm

curious if molinestoner309 got past with a vry happy birthday I've got a new job offer and it will be a week on Wens that i have been clean and I really would like to know and for all you pee'rs lots of water and vitamins and certo or gel.

MolineStoner309

Oct 14 2006, 8:52 pm

i gotta pass a drug test on monday for a new jobn its tha swab test n i just found out today n its my birthday so i went n bought the herbal cleanser frum the GNC store n ive been drinkin hella water think it will work? ill let u no

Eric the Pirate

Oct 12 2006, 10:47 pm

Fortunately when I was informed at work that we were to have a random drug test, I had a night to prepare. I had smoked 5 days prior. First my coworker and I hit the water and two gallons of cranberry juice. Both my friend and I took a masking drink from an organic store an hour prior to the test. To be extra safe, I took 4 Advils and 2 vitamin C tablets (for color), whereas my buddy did not. I passed, but my friend had smoked the day we found out about the test and was too nuclear. Of course, I found out that we took the test with the bathroom door closed, so when another friend was tested at the same clinic, I gave him my clean urine in a sandwich baggie. We kept it in boiling water right until we entered the clinic. Then he tucked it in a heating pad under his ball sack and wound up with warm, clean urine. Now he has a nice, high paying job!

jrpothead

Oct 10 2006, 7:01 pm

i have smoked for thirty years and have stop smoking for the last 14 days , ihave to take a salvia test in two days, do you think i will pass ? any suggestion

stayup

Oct 5 2006, 10:27 pm

IMO the best 100% way to (cheaply) pass a test is to get the "brief safe" - its basically underwear with a hidden pocket under your sac...and a fake treadmark right down the backside to scare off anybody tempted to check it!

http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/product.cfm?id=99887213-F553-E130-7F2BE5BED6A1828B

then get a two ounce bottle. like a travel-size shampoo bottle, or a family-size bottle of k-y (hehe). empty it, and fill it with synthetic urine from here...$15 per vile.
https://www.whizzinator.com/order.html

just mix the powder with water, put it in your bottle, hide it in your briefs, and if you need some extra heat, they also sell heat pads :)

jess

Sep 29 2006, 9:04 pm

are sure gel and certo the same thing? are they exchangable and used the same way?

oldsoulSmoker

Sep 29 2006, 3:03 am

Wow! After reading 2 years worth of posts I find there are alot of LUCKY people out there.
I wish all you "Please help me" folks would post your results. So I will post mine. First piss test I ever took I drowned myself in water and fruit pectin (Certo) I was P'ing every 7 minutes!! The lab called and said it was diluted. I was supposed to go re-test but then HR manager called and told me to start work. For 3 mos training period I waited for someone to tell me I had to retake that test. Never did!!
Then came probation. NOT WORTH IT. I quit for 12 mos. And they said I was still smoking cos my levels weren't going down fast enuf! A$$holes. Do the right thing and they still try to F**k you. Nonetheless it was going DOWN so they finally stopped suspecting me. The degradation of being watched is the worst.
Tomorrow @ 9am I have to take a saliva test for a Supermarket job. Smoked 22 hrs ago. I guess I'll fail if they send it to "the lab" But I will try peroxide & alcohol-free mouthwash. And I am drinking pectin & Gatorade with Niacin and B complex, in case they do UA too.
Money does not drive me, I will not quit smoking. I will not let the Gov't/Big Biz dictate what I can do during my free time, in my own damn house, to my own freaking body. I will let ya'll know what happens.

potguy

Sep 29 2006, 12:38 am

"gatorade....." "water sux, it really really sux." - Water Boy

potguy

Sep 29 2006, 12:36 am

i always just drank a ton of water.....the lady says it looks dillute but i passed and didnt have to retest. i do this 3-4 times a year. dont care if i fail, a job is a job, i can get another.

litron

Sep 29 2006, 12:32 am

2 more things... i started drinking this 1 1/2 gallons of water 4 hours before my test and took the sure jell 2 hours before. the last thing i drank was lemonlime gatorade and better make sure to buy the lemonlime cause i swear thats all that run out into that cup, looked just like it nice and yellow that b-complex really does the trick! good luck! 13ong on!

litron

Sep 29 2006, 12:25 am

guess what i PASSED! remember kids- no alcohol, anti-histamines(cold/allergy medicine), caffeine, cocaine/crystal, aspirin, NOTHING for 3 days before you do this, i smoked less than 24 hrs before i peed...any TRACE of these things can destroy the effect of the sure jell. (i learned this from the directions of Vales 1 hour formula years ago) see my previous comment below for the sure jell method. everything i said there i did with the exception of having to pee about 12 times instead of 4 lol

litron

Sep 26 2006, 8:22 am

hey im a 280 pounder im taking a piss test this morning. i beleive in the sure jell method. i started drinking hella water yesterday, 1 bottle of cranberry juice popping niacin, not enough to get the burn. this morning im drinking hella water again, starting off with about 6 b-complex vitamins (hopefully for color) popping a b-complex vitamin with each big glass of water, then im doing 2 packets of sure jell (im 280 pounds!)mixed in water then ill wait a half hour then chug 2 32 oz bottles of gatorade, with more b-complex and make sure i pee 4 good times after that before i take my test. ill check back when i get the results and let yall know if this worked!

cait

Sep 22 2006, 3:41 pm

what happens if u take a drug test applying for a job, and fail? is it that they just dont hire you? how do they let u kno, and do u get in any trouble? 8/

Jesus

Sep 16 2006, 8:41 am

hey, if anyone is on here, i need a bit of help. my wife and i haven't smoked in a couple of years now, but we smoked almost an eight last weekend, and now we have to take a saliva test in a week. how long does it take before it is unnoticable in the saliva. i've read some of the comments on here and some say 30 days, some say a few days, and some say a few hours. should we be stressin?

TheWeightofTEXAS

Sep 14 2006, 4:49 pm

yes surgel does work just look down the comments and u will see that it does. i just passed one using it with 3 days clean and it was a droper test

decadenr 1050

Sep 11 2006, 9:08 pm

does sure gel work

thezone

Sep 9 2006, 2:57 pm

I need more info on the sure gel method.I smoke everyday and I have a test on Monday. Is there anything that works in two days. Yesterday took Mega Clean But the clinic was closed when I got there need help please!
Thezone.

TheWeightofTexas

Sep 9 2006, 9:33 am

Hey man thanks for the post, I believe in certo and pectin cux it does makes sense that it gels the bladder to only allow liquids through. i have many friends on probation/parole that use this stuff and swear on their kids so hell who knows, it works so why question right?lol we all got to stick togther through rough times. so thanks again!

TESTED ONCE A MONTH

Sep 9 2006, 12:14 am

Seriously, I have to take a random drop every month, just thought I would share my experience...CERTO works...atleast for me

I smoked 2 weeks before my first, took vitamin b-complex with lots of rade, then took certo with a gatorade an hour before my test...PASSED

I smoked 2 days before one drop, got really nervous and drank way too much water and came up to dilute and had to come back to re-test the next day...
got up and drank a lot of water...then u took a home drug test kit and failed

so i drank the rade and took 5 vitamin B-complex pills...drank certo with rade , then drank pop till my piss was green, then took the home kit in the parkinglot of the testers and passed...

if anyone was curious...i passed

Moral: Certo works, I am a Very skinny person, but think about it, if certo gels your bladder so it wont release toxins, why would't it work for everyone?

TheWeightofTexas

Sep 6 2006, 8:51 am

Everyone out there that has doubts about certo and say its just duliting is just wrong, cux it that was true then everyone would just drink gaterade to pass, some how some way if u drink that 1 45 before ur test and get two good pees ur good to go for a few hours, if its going to a lab take creatine days before hand so raise them. If anyone agrees with the Certo/SurGel post a comment as well and smoke on.

Kushivel

Sep 5 2006, 8:31 pm

I got the big drug test wednesdy morning. Just been drinking plenty of fluids & B vits. Should I do the 4 espirin
or certo in the morning & how meny hours before the test. Plese Prey.

420LALA

Sep 4 2006, 7:05 pm

Ok, so I have to take a piss test tomorrow morning, and I'm kinda stressing. I haven't smoked for over a week, and I have been drinking ridiculous amounts of water for the past 3 days and eating low fat foods. I bought some XXtra Clean from a head shop. Does anyone know if this shit really works? I have used different cleaners in the past, and they have worked. I need some feedback ASAP!!! Until then I will continue drinking madd amounts of water and pray that this shit works for me.

pro*status

Aug 29 2006, 4:40 pm

alright... you can fuck up your life if you want but some of this shit you guys just get lucky and dilute your piss.... most places wont even take it if its really light...

THC IS ONLY FAT SOLUABLE...IT STORES ITSELF IN YOUR FAT CELLS...DRINKING WATER DOES NOTHING BUT GET WHATS ALREADY LEAVING YOUR SYSTEM OUT QUICKER.... THC RELEASES ITSELF FROM YOUR FAT CELLS WITH EVERY CALORIE YOU BURN... EVERY STEP YOU TAKE!!!!... the only way to really pass is to get clean... its stupid to not give it up for awhile...

i gave it up and i know the day i get off probation ill be smokin again..but for now i can wait...im not gonna make myself have to wait longer...that fucken retarded

kodiakbear1369@hotmail.co

Aug 28 2006, 4:05 pm

is it true that listerine breath strips will clean your mouth enough to pass a mouth swab?

istayhigh

Aug 25 2006, 4:41 pm

thanks for the info sarlyme i hope to pass this test this monday, i have not smoked in about 2 days plus i'm not very fatty mean my body fat is about 8% hope to give you all good newa

istayhigh

Aug 25 2006, 4:39 pm

thanks for the info sarlyme

high_religiously

Aug 25 2006, 8:26 am

I used Vale's solution twice for a piss test. The first time I had stopped smoking for 3 weeks and passed. This time (yesterday) actually I only stopped for 6 days. Hopefully I passed. I cut out all fatty foods for the past week and only drank water and light meals. I took the Pre-Vale pills the night before. In the morning, I drank 2 24-oz bottles of water, then drank the vale's solution, then drank one more glass of water, took the fiber booster pills ,along with a 32 oz bottle of gatorade. I peed about 4 times before leaving the house. By the time I got to lapcorp my bladder was so full I was in tears. Im sure I passed though. For all you looking for something that definately works... try Vale's solution. If you follow directions correctly its guarunteed. Ps... I'm 5'2 , 130 pounds.. and I smoke everyday for the past 10 years. When I say everyday I mean EVERY day. GOOD LUCK!

Sarlyme

Aug 23 2006, 9:00 pm

Hey IstayHigh, Saliva tests typically can only detect drugs used 2-3 days ago, including THC. They are more commonly used as "surprise" tests to see what drugs people have actively taken in the last few days.

ipassedmytest

Aug 23 2006, 5:08 pm

I am not a habitual smoker anymore, but I smoked about 10 days before my drug test. I drank lots of water for two day, then drank Q Carbo, which I got at a GNC store. Cost me $70. I bought the one for highest toxin levels/or over 200 lbs. Drank it an hour before my test, it turned my pee kind of glow in the dark color, but I haven't heard anything, so I must have passed! good luck

aggiegrad04

Aug 22 2006, 6:53 pm

If you need to pass a drug test listen up, as I have the answer for you!!!! Go to any GNC store and purchase Herbal Clean...it's about $50 and it comes in a small green box. The box contains 10 pills that you take about an hour and a half before you desire to be "clean". Herbal Clean is definately worth the fifty bucks you'll drop on it. Just follow the directions carefully and you'll be in the clear. I would wish you good luck, but you won't need it with this stuff.
Peace!
aggiegrad04

IstayHigh

Aug 19 2006, 1:59 pm

any info on how long a oral shwab test can detect THC in the system for? any help or info on beating this test would be great!

y2k

Aug 18 2006, 12:39 am

When I was in the Military I used to mix pectin with a gallon of water and that used to work, but that was more than 10 years ago, things have changed. I am now due for a test for a new job in private sector, I smoke only on weekends, and run about 2 miles every morning, last time I smoked was this past Saturday... I bought this liquid cleanser at GNC for $50, suppose to drink it 1 hour before and then works for 5 hours... am I ok or should I go for the 3 Niacin (500mg) the night before and 2 in the morning followed by B complex(which one I do not know?) and of course lots of water ??? PLEASE HELP!

Hella Worried...

Aug 17 2006, 8:42 pm

I just took my piss test today, i followed what most have said and took 1 pack of certo 1 hr and some minutes before the test, and drank a lot of water. I have been taking b12 vitamins and niacin for the past 5 or 6 days and havnt smoked since last friday...im worried because my pee was still hella clear, it looked like water. does anyone know if this will affect the test

Sunshine

Aug 14 2006, 8:11 pm

My dad's a truck driver. he uses niacin to pass the DOT drug test. Sometimes he only has a few hours notice. He takes about 4 (500 mg) and drinks a gallon of water. He's never failed with it.

sunshine

Aug 14 2006, 8:09 pm

My 13 year old passed 3 weeks ago with niacin and lots of water. 3 (500mg) the night before with water. 2 more in the morning with lots of water. He was beet red and buring but it worked. He got yanked back in for another test last week for another violation. This time he tried the niacin over 3 days time and not as much water. He failed and got locked up. Point is...the Niacin won't work without the water!!!

Rock420

Aug 11 2006, 6:37 pm

wow, anyway there's no space in between picture and 47op5.jpg

Rock420

Aug 11 2006, 6:36 pm

oops! I mean:

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5340/picture47op5.jpg

Rock420

Aug 11 2006, 6:35 pm

I couldn't find certo but I bought this..
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5340/picture47op5.jpg

I hope it works, I'm so stressed

tacostacostacos

Aug 11 2006, 1:15 pm

Has anybody actually used certo and it worked. Do you promise?

Rock420

Aug 11 2006, 9:48 am

thanks, I got that, vinegar and I'm trying to find Niacin and Certo but no luck yet

RoBinSins

Aug 10 2006, 11:52 pm

4 Rock420 take peroxide in gurle in ur mouth yo that shit works.

Rock420

Aug 10 2006, 8:07 pm

Today is Thursday, I smoked around 3pm today, I usually smoke everyday and I have a MOUTH SWAB Drug Test on Sunday Afternoon? What should I do? I'm fuckin stressed out beyond belief and need MAJOR help.. any advice?

SmokeLoc

Aug 9 2006, 9:29 pm

Listen, for everyone going out spending money on these worthless products, here is how you pass the test. First off I know this works for bud, but I dont know about any other drugs. About 4 hours before the test you should start drinking alot of water. When I say alot, i mean alot. Then about an hour and 1/2 you should mix a pack of certo with water and drink that. Then drink even more water. While drinking all this water you should also be taking vitamin B-complex that is water soluble. Take about 4 per hour for 2 hours, this is what turns your pee yellow. Then walla, take the piss test and your good to go. Dont question this, it works.

Smoke Till' I Choke

Aug 8 2006, 2:41 pm

I passed a lab test with certo I poured 1 pack in 20 ounces of water and the other pack in 20 ounces of soda, for colored urine, drank both back to back and pissed three times. Took test exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes after drinking, they sent urine to lab and gave it three different tests and I passed. I have been doing this for years and the reason why few don't pass, if done correctly, is because of alcohol and a fatty food diet. If you fall in this category, simply stop drinking or eating fatty foods 48 hours prior to the test and certo will work for YOU.

TheWeightofTEXAS

Aug 2 2006, 2:37 pm

just giving some comments on what the last person said that certo does work for some reason but u got to make sure u do it right, u cant drink it to early or to late. i normally drink it within an hour and a half before the test and it last up to 3 hours or so. and i pee two good time and hold the third it works. i took a home one and it worked. if anyone else has the same result post. cux cux we have found something grrrrrrrrrrrreat lol.

Miss Parker

Aug 1 2006, 1:50 am

Right now I'm completely exstatic! Certo aka Sure Gel...that shit works. I have a test for school in the next two days and had decided to use synthetic urine. I smoked Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday (today is Monday.) My aunt's a nurse and brought home a few test for me to take. I took one Friday...failed that shit...experimented with Certo (found in the canning supplies in your local Kroger) Sunday and barely passed (I drank it 3 hours before) then I just tried it again. I passed it with flying colors. I've been taking Niacin for the past 4 days, (close to 1500 mg, but don't do all this much at once or you'll regret it) I've also drank a shitload of water although not much today. Two packets come in a box. I bought a 32 oz Gatorade, poured a bit out, mixed these two in, shake, and drank up. Oh it's gross as fuck, but I passed for the low, low of about 6 bucks. I did this an hour before taking the test and pissed once before taking it. I've researched all kinds of shit and this seems to be the #1 guarenteed way. If you continue to read, you'll see. Good luck and someone legalize this shit. Life is better high!

stickyickyoooohweeeee

Aug 1 2006, 12:33 am

anyone have feedback on blood tests???

anonymous

Jul 31 2006, 2:08 am

I see a whole lot of questions on how to pass drug tests but not a lot of answers so I'll give you my answer. Okay i have used this method 6 times now, for pre-employment, random, and probation/drug class. I am 5 10", my weight varies between 160-170, my metabolism is high and i stay fairly active. I also smoke on a consistent basis. I quit smoking at least 3 days before the test, and drink plenty of water and "real" cranberry juice but not too much, you don't want to be diluted. It's called STRIP natural cleanser, I get it at a place called the Vitamin Warehouse, I use the 32oz drink. Stop drinking water/fluids the day before the test. 3 hours before the test You HAVE to slam it, it really sucks but it's worth it. You MUST PISS at least 4 times before you take the test. A small glass of juice or water will help you with the nasty taste and help you piss those 4 times. Make sure they are normal pisses too, not the 2 second variety. On the 5th piss your good, make it 6 or seven just to be safe, you get an 8 hour window of "clean" but try to take your test after 2 hours and before six. I also usually use a home test called I-screen on last piss before the test. This product supposedly cleanses your system because they can't legally help you pass a drug test. It dilute your system enough so there are no metabolites in your urine, but adds all of the vitamins and minerals back into the diluted urine, such as creatine to add the wieght or gravity. So essentially what you get is fake urine, or water with the chemical make-up of urine without having to sneek anything in. I have passed the standard emit and the gas chromatography/mass spectrometry tests every time. Good luck. Don't take my word for it try it for yourself. And dont forget to use only your midstream.

paranoidazfo0k

Jul 27 2006, 5:13 pm

passed my saliva test. used scope toothpaste n cheap kroger brand mouthwash antiseptic. rinsed with bacardi 151...

paranoidazfo0k

Jul 21 2006, 1:13 pm

** saliva** alright. been smokin bud for 2 yrs. very steady... shit i smoke bud like its the cure for cancer and i got 2 hours till i die :P. ne how got a saliva test in an hour. very short notice. its fri and i found out on wed. so been sober for a lil over 48hrs. i didnt change nething in diet and i dont brush my teeth 8 fuckin times a day. only twice. im gonna try the hydrogen peroxide, then some lysterine for like 5 minutes... and ill rinse with some bacardi 151, thats gotta kill it right? i will post results.

peace not greed.

True Blooded American

Jul 20 2006, 11:59 pm

To K, it is a feloney, to use synthetic or someone elses urine to pass a drug test, and if your test is a witnessed one by the lab person, then it is almost impossible to someone elses urine, but if you do, just make sure that you have it at the right tempature of 94 to 100 degree ferinhite range, because the first thing they check for is the right temp. if it's to hot or to cold, they will not accept it, best of luck to you, and hope you pass your test, let us know how it went, keep it real and Legalize.

k___

Jul 18 2006, 12:24 pm

im in pti & need to pass my next drug screening. its probably in about 3-4 weeks. i quit smoking yesterday. im going to be guzzling water like crazy until i get my notice. my question is a little unrelated to that... but does anyone know if a lab (such as LabCorp) will know if you bring in someone elses urine, considering ive already been in once? PLEASE respond.

INDIAN51

Jul 11 2006, 8:14 am

2 YEARS AGO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD A NICE APT W/ NICE YARD,PARKING, GARAGE,ETC. LIVING HAPPILY AND STOKED.THEN ONE DAY OUR DOOR GETS KICKED IN AND THE BASTARDS TOOK MY HALF POUND CRONIC,MY LAPTOP,MY VAN,MY BUISNESS(TELECOM CONTRACTOR),MY GUNS,MY FREEDOM,AND HALF MY CASH I HAD SAVED UP.MY GIRLFRIEND TOOK THE CRON CASE AND THE GUNS WERE PUT ON ME.BOTH RELEASED 90 DAYS LATER, MY GIRLFRIEND ON PROBATION AND I WAS GIVEN A 36 MONTH JOINT SUSPENSION.(WE WERE EVEN ORDERED TO STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER! YUP,THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE SAID TOO,FU CK THAT!)WE BOTH STAYED CLEAN BY TAKING NIACIN,CREATINE,VITAMINS DAILY AND THEN DRINKING A JAR OF PICKLE JUICE 1-2 HRS B4 THE "RANDOM DAILY TESTING",HOWEVER ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO BOTH SUDDENLY TESTED DIRTY(MJ IS OUR ONLY HIGH).WE BOTH RETESTED AND ON MY SECOND TEST I USED CERTO PECTIN AND STILL TESTED DIRTY A SECOND TIME.LUKILY MY GIRLFRIEND COMPLETELY QUIT IN TIME FOR HER SECOND TEST(SEEING THAT I WAS GOING AWAY FOR AWHILE). MY GIRLFRIENDS PO IS COOL BECAUSE SHE IS ONLY ON REGULAR PROBATION.I ON THE OTHER HAND RECIEVED 16 MONTH MINIMUM UP STATE DUE TO MY JOINT SUSPENSION AND WAS ORDERED TO TURN MYSELF IN.(MY DATE ALREADY PASSED SO IM PROBABLY GOING TO GET A LITLE MORE TIME.)MY ADVICE TO EVERYONE IS IF YOU ARE DOING RANDOM TESTING JUST QUIT FOR AWHILE.(THEY CANT TEST US 4EVER)ALL OF THESE METHODS CANNOT POSSIBLY WORK FOR EVERYONE, THERES ALOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER,WEIGHT,METOBLISM RATE,THC GRADE,FREQUENCY OF USE,ETC. ONE MANS MEDICINE CAN BE ANOTHER MANS POISON. IF YOU DO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO TEST THEN JUST STOP 3 DAYS MINIMUM TO YOUR TEST.AND TAKE EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE THAT YOUR STOMACH CAN HANDLE. WELL THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST YOU HERE OF ME FOR A YEAR AND A HALF SINCE IM PLANNING ON TURNING MYSELF IN ON THE 28TH WITH A FRIEND WHO ALSO IS GOING AWAY FOR RELATED TOPICS.OH, FU CK BUSH!

randomass_retard

Jul 5 2006, 7:01 pm

Does salt really work for piss test.

Monkey

Jun 27 2006, 8:33 pm

I just got a job and I'm supposed to take a piss test tomorrow. The last time I smoked was this past Wednesday (the 21st). I've already did some preparing by taking the 1 oz omni drink w/ 4 pills this past Friday (the 23rd). I today just minutes ago took another 1 oz omni drink w/ 4 pills. Does anyone think I have anything to worry about? Thanx everyone!!!

mudd

Jun 27 2006, 3:23 pm

Ok i know how to clean my system fast for piss tests but what will help clean for a blood test. with only two weeks to get it done. i want to take natural cleaners like vitamins or herbal nutrients.... no dumbshit. marines do blood analysis

DEXIDOLL

Jun 26 2006, 5:04 pm

I AM NOT A WEED SMOKER,BUT I HAVE TAKEN DEXI'S YESTERDAY.DOES ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW IF SUR-GEL WILL WORK FOR PILLS?AND WHAT ARE THE STEPS,& HOW LONG DOES SUR-GEL LAST?I HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST IN THE MORNING!!

Smokey

Jun 26 2006, 12:23 pm

alright well im pretty confident in the way suregel works im just curious in the steps of taking sure gel, if anyone could give me the step by step way to do take suregel certo it'd be a great relief. as to when to drink it and how much to drink so its not diluted. i've smoked everyoneday for 4 years and i quit two weeks ago and a day. so i dont want that to be in vein someone with true experience with sure gel and passing would be greatly appreciated

Shiny Hiney

Jun 23 2006, 1:46 am

I'm 26 years old, about 120lbs. and have smoked daily for about 12 years. I have an interview tomorrow afternoon and if I get the job I will be required to take a drug test(UA). Needless to say, I'm scared to death. I quit smoking 2 days ago and my drug test (assuming I get the job) isn't for another 3 days, so I have a limited amount of time to cleanse my system. My plan is to use an herbal cleanser & Sure-gel. I'll be sure to post my results. Wish me luck. ;)

beave

Jun 22 2006, 10:47 am

all you stupid fucks out there who are putting someone elses urine in your fridge first off thats gross and second you leave it at room temp. maybe on top of the fridge. then when you go to test wrap it with a towel and hot hands. ya dumb fuck. by the way fuck the alphabet boys.

scrollen

Jun 21 2006, 4:47 am

I quit smoking after 20 years to land a good job and I finaly got a good job! On my vacation time I was going to hit one once or twice. Figured I would not have problem seeing how I havent smoked in over a year. But after looking the blogs on this site with all question and no answer. I deceided not to take a single puff. I would love to hit one but shaving my whole body and bathing in bleach was a bit much!Keep up the good work next time I feel like hitting one I'll come read these blogs

mmd06

Jun 17 2006, 9:40 pm

Meganja, all you have to do is get the clean stuff, put it in fridge, get a balloon and a string put clean stuff in there and put it (up there***) and take a safety pin with you and pop the balloon let the urine go in the cup FOOL PROOF KIND OF GROSS but it works

mmd06

Jun 17 2006, 9:36 pm

Hey I have a swab test on Monday, how do I pass without breaking the bank? Smoked 2weeks ago.

ifionlyhada....

Jun 17 2006, 12:12 pm

opps i meant to say if i was at a party 2 weeks ago...sorry

ifionlyhada....

Jun 17 2006, 12:11 pm

i was given a piss test at my job last minute yesterday...and had stopped smoking a month or so before hand....i was at a 2 weeks agiparty and got drunk and can't remeber if i hit a bowl that had passed around...if i hit it once would that show up?

True Blooded American

Jun 17 2006, 2:59 am

In responce to the so called probation officer, I have have been among so called law enforcement personel for approx. 40 years of my life, and for all those that wear the badge, 99% of them could be arrested for the crimes that they do during work hours and off duty, but just wearing that badge get's them a get out of jail free pass, and remmber after all you work for the tax payer's, unless you have that renegade cop mentality, and by the way, why are fou a po, and not a real cop, you couldn't pass the exam, and remmber that medical marijuana is legal in some states, but if you tesy positive for it, then some employers still will not hire you, now isn't that going against what is legal, and you should support that, since you are a so called man of the law.

Probation Officer!!!!!!

Jun 14 2006, 4:30 pm

Don't you jerks realize that we read this shit too? Get wise.

Meganja

Jun 14 2006, 12:26 am

P.S. Do they look for synthetic urine in Govt. tests? (ie. "The Whizzinator")

Meganja

Jun 14 2006, 12:08 am

Need info on testing, please! I'm getting someone else's clean stuff but don't know if I can chill it in the fridge the night before. Will it change the chemicals if I chill it and then slowly bring it to body temp. the day of the test?

tahirah

Jun 13 2006, 4:34 pm

hey has anyone ever heard of this stuff called ultra wash, for a swab test does it really work? somebody please respond.

tahirah

Jun 13 2006, 4:16 pm

what the hell is omni wash and where can i get it i have to get a job asap. Does it really work?

jocko78

Jun 7 2006, 7:43 pm

omni is the shit i passed praise to the gods let the sygoa continue wu-tang wu-tang

Ciara420

Jun 7 2006, 6:51 pm

So im goin to start a new job and the do the saliva test..i plan to stay clean for 32 days before i have to do it...do you think ill be clean? i have heard that saliva only show for like 24 hours but i smoke everyday...

reasonable_man

Jun 4 2006, 1:29 am

I have to drug test my employees because of state law.

Since the state cares not one shit if I have good employees as long as they are drug free, I have taken action.

My employees are tested in the company bathroom and I collect the samples.

I advise them that I am restrained by law, but not by my beliefs. Hence, I suspect my employees use something like www.privacypro.com or a similar supplier, or maybe not. I have no idea. I give 5 days notice and use the minimum controls. Frankly, good employees are worth their weight in gold.

I don't care what it takes to get a passing test, whizzinator, certo, certified urine etc. I have to cover my ass with the state.

BTW, I smoke daily and have since 1969, so don't assume all us old farts are retro pignut nutsack nazis.

I like my employess and I want to keep them. I give them every opportunity, including the old "hey I need a week".

Good people are hard to find. Fuck bush and his asshole buddies.

Old Guy

weed hero

Jun 3 2006, 11:44 am

just get a differant job you pussies,legalize now!

itsallgood

May 27 2006, 6:46 pm

A few words on the effectiveness of Omni Cleansers: THEY WORK!!! : )

Before I could start my new job I had to pass a Pre-Employment Drug Screening. I heard that GNC carried some product that would work, but when I went in to ask about it the kid behind the counter looked at me like I was a heroine addict or something! Not to be discouraged, I went to another GNC location, where again, the mere mention of "system cleansers" sent the sales associate into a tissy. He informed me that they didn't carry "that sort of product", ducked his head and scurried off.

Next I tried Vitamin World (www.vitaminworld.com) and was fortunate enough to finally find someone who was cool enough to help me out. The sales guy told me to take the Omni product, which consists of 4(?) capsules and a 1oz drink for about $25.00. In an attempt to detox I hadn't smoked for 1 week before my test. I took the cleanser 4 hours before my test, drank plenty of water beforehand, peed 3 to 4 times before I went and I passed it! So the moral of the story is: Omni Cleansers DO work, Vitamin World has what you need, and GNC eats it!!

Best of luck!

Smokes WAY to much

May 26 2006, 1:51 am

So a spit test comming up in 4-6 days. What advice can i get?

xomexo

May 25 2006, 12:33 pm

well some people are worried about the kind of rep. they get when they dont pass a test , if you dont pass a test well you cant go work at that place ever again

smkeallday420

May 24 2006, 8:15 pm

there are a bunch of weak ass people here making comments i havent smoked for towo weeks and i think im going to fail boo-hoo it takes 3-4 days i have a spit test tomorrow and i smoked yesterday i probably should be a little worried but i just dont give a fuck

dcal12

May 22 2006, 11:00 pm

I have to take a saliva test in two weeks. Im not really worried after reading all your comments. Im not a heavy smoker, but i do smoke about 3-4 times a week. I have exactly ten days untill i take the swab test. i have enough self control to stop for that long. Im thinkin i should just start drinkin a shit load of water but how will water effect my saliva.. maybe thats a stupid question. I dont know if i can rinse my mouth with peroxcide, sounds fuckin crazy. Will i be fine if a just stop till the day of the test. If not what should i do. My brand new bowl is beat like a slave!

xomexo

May 22 2006, 2:10 pm

so i know im going to be taking a swab test soon, and i havent smokde for two weeks now , im going to buy some niacin , but is there a better way to pass it ? im really scared..hahah cuz i need a job

clean and sober

May 20 2006, 10:12 pm

to go through this many hoops, and money and time and effort and worry, wouldn't it just be easier to quit??? how necessary is it to you???

jocko78

May 19 2006, 5:28 pm

i took omni today drank lots of cranberry juice and water, quit smoking for about 4 days, took DOT piss test at 4:30. will i pass a lab test? please respond anybody

dude

May 18 2006, 5:50 pm

I SMOKE EVERY SO OFTEN BUT IM STARTING A NEW JOB THAT TESTS SOME HOW IN HOUSE I DONT KNOW IF IT IS URINE OR SWAB AND I DONT KNOW WHEN THEY WILL REMEMBER TO TEST ME THEY WERE OUT OF THE KITS TODAY IS THURSDAY I GO BACK MONDAY I PLAN ON NOT SMOKING EATING GOLDENSEAL ALL WEEKEND AND DRINKING A OMNI CLEANSER ON THE WAY TO WORK HOW LONG DOES THE CLEANSER LAST?? WHAT KIND OF TEST DO PEOPLE USE IN THE OFFICE???

superspade

May 17 2006, 11:31 am

herb queen is right i passed the saliva test with less than 24 hours between the time i smoked and took the test. Im not sure about the 3-4 but i would take omni just incase. just be easy everybody smokers are sposed to be relaxed.

herb Queen

May 16 2006, 1:32 pm

Hope this helps someone....Hair tests...my mom works at a lab in a hospital, and she smokes, she says use head and shoulders shampoo on your head AND body, and you'll pass everytime...saliva tests, are easy to pass...I smoked at midnight, and took one at 930 the next morning...they only detect 3-4 hours after you smoke....Peace!

superspade

May 12 2006, 12:32 pm

Well fellas and ladies i have just takin omni a whole 2 and a half hours away from a saliva test. im not to stressed about it and i will let everyone know the results to clear your minds.

stonerpeacenotgreed

May 12 2006, 10:00 am

hey as far as folicle (hair test) goes there is no way to pass e3xept by shaving every hair on your body andnot smoking after. thc or any other thing you do will be in your hair no matter what until you cut it to the piont of the last time you used

anon

May 10 2006, 7:10 pm

For Famunda: You Failed! The Oral Tests are foolproof. I hear there is a drink you can get but have never seen it and dont believe it exists. If it touched for even a second you failed.

doomeinmy69

May 10 2006, 12:27 pm

come on ppl I am stressing out can anyone answer my questions from prior comments

doomeinmy69

May 10 2006, 12:26 pm

hey come on ppl, i am stressing out CAN ANY ONE HELP ME ANS ANSWER MY QUESTIONS FORM PRIOR COMMENTS

Peach Optimo Lover

May 9 2006, 9:52 pm

Just had to post something to let everyone know how helpful this site has been to me! I came on here on a humbug, after searching many sites,trying to find a way to pass a saliva test. Well, long story short, I am an avid smoker, I smoke 3 to 5 blunts a day and I passed this test!!!! I took the advice of big geezy, and swished with hydrogen peroxide right before my test, and I GOT THE JOB! THANK YOU SO MUCH BIG GEEZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Of course, I am not promising you anything, but like I said, I smoke EVERYDAY AND IT WORKED FOR ME. I also did not smoke 14hrs. before I went to take the test. (This was the test were you hold the swab between your teeth and gums.)

Need A job

May 8 2006, 11:43 pm

I have to take a test in a day or two, I have smoked two to four hits daily for ever have not smoked it three days and have been drinking about two gal's of water a day, I have a pack of certo that cost me $4.50 at the market and a bottle of this stuff called vale double strength That cost me $33.00 at the smoke shop that they said works really good. What would you recommend take both together or gust take one and witch one? Please Help

weed420dro smoker

May 8 2006, 10:15 pm

does certo w0rk i have a drug test s00n plzz respond back?/

famunda

May 7 2006, 10:42 am

i recently had to take an oral drug test without notice!! i went to the bathroom and swished liquid soap in my mouth and then held the swab away from any surface inside my mouth, except for a split second touching! i had not smoked for 30 hours! am i ok?

doomeinmy69

May 6 2006, 9:12 pm

more...been smoking pot 20+ years..6+ a day can you help in regards to the omni cleaning shampoo.. does it work? how long does thc store in your hair, long medium and short? please look for my other post and help me..if you can put my mind to eazzz

doomeinmy69

May 6 2006, 9:09 pm

need to add..how long does it store in short, medium and long hair or does it matter?

doomeinmy69

May 6 2006, 9:07 pm

Does anyone have any comments about omni cleansing shampoo. Does it work? how does it work and for how long? Looking for comments on hair drug testing? how long does thc store in the hair?

weed420dro smoker

May 6 2006, 2:11 pm

does certo work?

EXEC

May 1 2006, 11:25 pm

HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE STRIP DETOX THAT KEEPS YOU CLEAN FOR UP TO 5 HOURS? I AM CURRENTLY USING THIER 7 DAY DETOX BUT WANTED A BACKUP FOR THE DAY OF.

tari

Apr 30 2006, 5:24 pm

i ALSO USE THE SUREGEL JUST TOOK 2 TESTS AND PASSED
I WILL TAKE ANOTHER ON MONDAY (THE STUFF I USE IS LIQUID PECTIN THE SAME THING)

OnTheMoney

Apr 30 2006, 1:48 pm

Male 6'1" 160 lbs

I am on probation, have been for almost a year, with monthly urinalysis... Since being on probation, I have not stopped smoking the nuggets.
Using the certo fruit pectin method, I have passed every test, with the exception of two samples that came back as "diluted" since the creatine levels werent high enough. I also purchase my own dipsticks to make sure I pass before i go... So I can assure you that, if done properly, certo does work...
I start by abstaining completely for 3 weeks if i have been smoking heavily, or 2 weeks if i have been smoking regularly. If you havent abstained that long, dont worry, this method still works! I have also gotten as close to 3 days to the piss test before stopping smoking.
In the week before the test, I drink about 80 oz of water per day, take multi vitamins, and a creatine supplement. Starting on the night before the test, I dont eat anything until I take the test. On the day of the test, I wake up and drink 64oz water and take 2 B-complex vitamins to color the piss yellow. Then I buy one box of Certo (two packets) and two 20 oz bottles of grape juice (it mixes very well). Pour one pack of certo into each bottle of juice and shake. 2 hrs before the test, drink one bottle, 45 min before the test, drink the other bottle. I also drink a 20 oz of water in the minutes leading up to the test just to make sure i can go.

Take your test with confidence and chances are good that you will pass if you follow this regimine.

Greenleaf

Apr 27 2006, 10:19 pm

Yo, gotta get a job that accualy pays. that requires a test tho, but dont wanna kick the habbit. been tokin to long, lol, if anyone has any information on surgel, it would be greatly appreicated.

COME ON PEEPS HELP OUT A FELLOW STONER!!! PLEASE....

Thanks, Peace Greenleaf

li$a

Apr 25 2006, 9:27 pm

bought OMNI about a year and a 1/2 ago...

i bought 2 of those fu*kers...
and 1 at home test.

did the trial one the day before and i passed, which made me feel a little better the next day for the actual test...FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!

so now i have another job...and i have to do that all over again!!!! great! i just hope OMNI works the second time around...grrr

DugBud

Apr 20 2006, 1:56 pm

I just passed my test with my friends help find um at www.drugtestfriend.com this site saved my ass.

Chillafarian

Apr 19 2006, 1:41 pm

Hey buddy, my homie just passed his pee test with flying colors using the wizzanator. You know, the one with the fake penis. Or if the test takers aren't going to be piss-nazis and watch you, you can also save some money by purchasing the unit with the clear plastic tube instead. Both work spectacularly!

dube 1

Apr 19 2006, 4:09 am

I have to take a piss test tomorrow or the next day. I WAS WONDERING IF ANYBODY CAN HELP

dube 1

Apr 19 2006, 4:07 am

how to use sure jell

notundertheinfluence

Apr 18 2006, 9:57 am

back in november i had an emergency hernial repair surgery, i failed the drug test for workmans comp. prior to the surgery, and my job fired be. what the fuck? i got the fucking hernia busting my fucking ass kicking out product for this fucking job, and they fire me, no chance for rehire. is this fair, i wasn't high at the time, its a fucking hernia, not like i cut my fucking finger off. what are my rights

S.O.Mac

Apr 16 2006, 9:48 am

Ok, so I smoked the kindbud everyday for about 8 years. I find out on a Thursday that I got a sweet new job, but need to take a piss test...the following tuesday morning. I immediatly go to the store and buy 3 gallons of cranberry juice,and H2O. I also hit up the GNC and purchased B12 vitamins, Niacin and an Herbal Cleanser ($35). All weekend long I was drinking and pissing and eating Niacin. My friends(a nurse and a union carpenter who are frequently randomly tested) told me it was'nt even necessary, just drink the cleanser 2 hrs before the test and you'll be good to go. I wanted to be sure though, so I went the extra mile. Well long story short, I passed my test.. after 4 days of being clean. I don't know if it was just the cleanser or the combination of everything else I did, but if you've got an important test coming up, do whatever you can do. You too can pass a piss test. Don't let the bastards keep you down!!!

Bigdaddy

Apr 14 2006, 7:23 pm

does anyone know what the time line is for naturaly de toxing from thc, for a urine test, lets say a big man smoked cronik daily for 6 months, how long would it take to be out of his system? and are the home urine test kits that are avalable at walgreens, and such as acurite as the lab testing ones, thanks for any real help.

TARI

Apr 12 2006, 11:19 pm

LET US KNOW KIRTIS. WHAT IS OMNI??

kirtis

Apr 12 2006, 1:02 pm

I am curious about omni as well. I was told by a friend that it works but who knows for sure. I bought some and I have to piss on friday. Any insight would make me feel better.

some random kid

Apr 10 2006, 3:37 pm

hey my parents make me drug test every now and then and if i bring clorox in there and drop som in the piss will it clear it?

and how much would i need without it smelling like clorox?

tari

Apr 9 2006, 11:59 am

need to take test soon. flunked once with vales. passed with cetro and niacin. comments. if i flunk i will lose this job

OUCH! A HAIR TEST

Apr 8 2006, 1:28 pm

Hey:

I recently took a pre employment hair test and failed. I rinsed my hair with apple cider vinegar 2 times a day, 30 mins each time, for 5 days before the test. I ordered 2 different detox kits on line and spent almost $400! I used the detox shampoo from "pass your test" and another "mud system" from another company. Both companies said that I would pass. LIARS!!! I know you are desperate but DO NOT BE FOOLED INTO BUYING PRODUCTS TO PASS A HAIR TEST!!! Since my experience I have learned it's IMPOSSIBLE to get around a hair test. I wish I would have told the employer I didn't want the postion.

momoney06

Apr 6 2006, 10:09 am

Can anyone honestly say they've past a HAIR TEST? If so, then please tell me how!!!!!!!!!!!

J-Dub

Apr 4 2006, 10:38 pm

I went to the local durgstore and picked up the 16oz. OMNI cleasning drink. The manager "said" that its the best cleanser in the market and they're flying off the shelf. Really, does OMNI work? Can anyone rely from their experience with this product. Was she B.S'ing about OMNI? or is it the real deal....

Madam X

Apr 4 2006, 4:37 pm

If you have to pee in a cup you need a friend www.drugtestfriend.com is a great site that tells you how to make the formula that Pro Athletes and Executives and people on probation use to beat any drug test. I swear by it this site really works. Check it out it has saved my ass more than once.

Mackila

Mar 31 2006, 6:30 am

Guys...you should all read up on NORML's website..they'll tell you how to beat piss tests. Remember one thing, your kidneys are your body's filter...they eliminate wastes and toxins from your body via your urine. My point....if your kidneys are overloaded with toxins, they wont be able to rid you of THC metabolites very quickly. So, read up on cleansing techniques like Richard Anderson's book CLeanse and Purify Thyself. His techniques and information will not only help you become healthier, but you'll reduce the stress on your kidneys...which will allow them to eliminate toxins faster. Becoming a vegetarian will help alot...or at least greatly reduce your meat, dairy, wheat intake. Only eat organically grown foods. Eat alot of veggies..they will help cleanse you.

Good luck

SonnyChiba

Mar 28 2006, 11:04 pm

Has anyone passed a drug screen using the methods described below? I'm not talking about lab tests but the stick tests.

I can take my test whenever I want as long as it is within 20 days. I am not smoking as of 30 seconds ago and will begin working out and trying to burn fat as well as increasing my already high water intake. I will begin to eat B-12 daily just to make it a habit. I plan on buying home kits to check the various methods during my break.

So what has been everyone elses experience with the stick tests and Certo, Suregell or Water Purification tablets?

Sccit

Mar 27 2006, 9:00 pm

I wish I knew the answer. Maybe it would be safer for me to simply drink tons of water rather than sneak someone elses urine in, as I have a high metabolism and it might have a higher chance of working...What would you guys with experience recommend?

snowbunny

Mar 27 2006, 4:17 pm

Please help anyone with knowledge

snowbunny

Mar 27 2006, 4:15 pm

I honestly smoke pot daily. Now i have heard rumors that they are only testing for hard drugs and that federal probation does not test for weed. is this true. Or is the water diluting my tests?

snowbunny

Mar 27 2006, 4:13 pm

i had a question and need some help with. I have been on federal probation for 2 years now, and for the last 6 months have been smoking pot, and drug testing once a month. before testing i usually drink as much water as possible. Now i have not heard word of a dirty test the past 6 tests.

snowbunny

Mar 27 2006, 4:12 pm

...

Sccit

Mar 27 2006, 2:39 pm

I'm on probation for some weak marijuana charge. Anyways, I have to get tested in 2 days. For the people with experience, do they watch you piss? I was wondering how effective it would be to use my clean friends piss. And is there a certain amount of urine you need to submit? It's my only solution...:/

Yo Promised One.....

Mar 25 2006, 3:42 am

Southern Stoner here....yo i got you down here in Florida its gonna be a drive but hey why not. Ive been smoking for over 12 years and recently had to stop due to probation. its a bitch but i got caught on some false charges well that a about 2 pounds of Minnesota's best. but yeah i got you, i agree if we all stand together then we will preveal.

smokin hydro all day

Mar 21 2006, 1:01 pm

I smoked a fat blunt the day before cotton swab test and i was takin vicodin will the pills cover the THC.

BIGW0RM

Mar 21 2006, 11:39 am

GOT A DRUG TEST TODAY......I HAFTA TAKE IT BEFOR 5PM FOR A NEW JOB.......WILL SURGEL COVER UP MY TRACKS????......AND I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD DRINK 2 BOXES SINCE I BE BLOWIN KILL ALL DAM DAY

Beeazy

Mar 20 2006, 6:15 pm

Here is the deal. i usually drink bleach, two drops for every 16 oz. And that has worked for me very well. But what happened the other day was that I was told that I popped a dirty and now have to go to drug classes. Now I just copped a bottle of Sonne & and will be using them both in concert. I am a fat boy so I have a helluva lot of storage space for the t, h, and the c, and a brotha needs help with a flush by wednesday morning.

Beeazy

Mar 20 2006, 5:51 pm

Whats with the Sonne 7!!

Smokin all the budz

Mar 20 2006, 1:20 pm

I had a saliva test and would like o know if anyone knows how to block or throw the damb test.

Info

Mar 15 2006, 11:39 pm

To Lemon kush,Just A word to the wise, some labs are checking for synthetic urine now, and I think it might be a felony to use it, and if they are calling you back in for a retest, it might be with a witness in the room, so if you have a high security job, then using someone elses urine might be not the answer either, if it is a witnessed test, wish i could be of more help, then what I have told you, good luck, and I wish you the best.

lemon kush

Mar 15 2006, 3:20 pm

I've taken different detox drinks and pills and think i failed my last drug test too. so for the one thats coming up, I've decide I'm noting taking chances and either useing someone elses piss or the synthetic kind. Anyone has any advice or previous experience?
Let me know.

George W. Bush Jr.

Mar 12 2006, 2:18 am

Before I became The President, and was still the gov of Texas, I use to smoke some premo back in the day with my wife. We rolled up some big monster joints an get real high on the weekends. Those were the days. Now That I'm President of the USA, I get tested just like the rest of you. so don't feel to bad. You could be President in 2008. I approve this message, Thank you and god bless.

BigDaddy

Mar 12 2006, 12:33 am

To Pleasehelp, as far as I know, a saliva test will show positive for at least 30 days or longer, depending on how much you smoke and how cronic it is, they claim that Insuance companys can test for tobaco usage for up to 2 years, hope this info helps you out, keep it real, and legalize, and I hope you pass your test.

Please help!

Mar 8 2006, 9:20 pm

Can anyone please tell me how far back a saliva test will detect the reefer? I haven't smoke in 8 days and had to take the test today. Any info greatly appreciated.

chroniclover420

Mar 8 2006, 6:47 pm

i think the government needs to just leave us potheads alone. when was the last time some pothead shot up a store ur beat the hell out of their kid? weed is a depressent and it is a lot better for you than cigs. take that bush.

detoxstunk

Mar 6 2006, 2:30 am

1 year

Curious

Mar 5 2006, 11:14 pm

Does anyone know how long, clean urine will last, stored in a plastic bottle, To use in case of drug test???

chrons4chronsmoker

Mar 3 2006, 7:03 am

Im high as hell...
hey ,i love weed, think i'll smoke til the day i die, and lively comfortable doing it with little physical restrictions meaning i know theres laws and shit, but im still gonna toke it everywhere i go..,, just be a little cautious..this sucks that i might have to keep a constant eye out, but hey....
If Ive learned one thing in this life, If it aint one thing, its another..

And if you look around you, weed among other nasty drugs are everywhere..probably 3 times easier to get than 15 years ago.war against drugs should be cancelled, theyre never gonna win anyways.....fu*ck it man, im just gonna enjoy this Bjoint right about now ...
Got the SnowCap on deck.Cuzzzzzzzz

The Promised One

Mar 3 2006, 5:28 am

hey Chrons4Chronsmoker
just so you know I'm not a hippie. I'm a normal hardworking man that thinks the system in this country is messed up. It needs to be changed. I haven't smoked in 2 weeks and weed isn't a big part of my life. It's just something that I enjoy to do and don't think I should be made a criminal because of it. I do appriciate the "support" you stated in your last post. All I'm saying is, we are criminals because we enjoy doing something that isn't wrong and doesn't hurt anybody. If we(pot smokers nation wide) stand together we might be able to change something.
Honestly, tell me, wouldn't it be nice to finish a nice meal at your favorite diner and sit back and smoke a fattie instead of a cig???
or go into your local convienence store and buy a half ounce of some good shit instead of risking getting busted in a bad drug deal???
This shit is possible if we work together and stop being so lazy. The people in this country have made changes in the past, why can't we do it with pot?

chrons4chronsmoker

Mar 2 2006, 6:36 pm

whats up promise one, you hippie...i'm sorry weed just ain't a very great part of my life like it is to you. and besides weed i could think of alot of more important issues to dedicate my time into. but thanks for your support on legalization and i'll watch you on tv one day hopefully...thanks for the hard work. meanwhile i'll just smoke when i want to and take detox drinks when i have to. call me lazy? Damn right! but hey you got my vote so keep up the hard work. ;)

on another note, i took my test....it was yellowish/greenish....i think i went fine....i'll let you guys know. and by the way LABCORP. is the lab ....come to think of it this was my third time testing there over the years.

The Promised One

Mar 2 2006, 2:44 pm

Hey chrons4chronsmoker
You and potheads like you, with your lack of ambition and vision, are the reason nothing has been done about this problem.
There used to be a time in this country where people massed and there voice was heard. That's how things get changed, by speaking out in force. How would it hurt you to tell everyone you know and get a carpool together and head to your capital? It wouldn't. You're just too damn lazy. It's non-effective heads like you that give hard working, motivated smokers like me a bad name...

chrons4chronsmoker

Mar 2 2006, 12:13 pm

hey promise one, count me in....... except i'll just sit on my porch and inform my neighboors about politics of weed. they'll understand

chrons4chronsmoker

Mar 2 2006, 11:43 am

what up you addicts, I have been studying as much info on the net including probably more than 20 different sites for the last 24hrs and am pleased to see that there are alot comparisons in what people have been downing to hide they're chronic chronic habit.
I love weed, always smoke the bomb sh*t too. And have friends that have tried different products and methods and worked for them. I myself have used some products like Omni Before and passed..but this test i can't f*ck up cuz my mom works there too and sh'll find out i failed (if i do) Certo, yes i've tried it, it works. OMni does too. But this time around i feel like i need some more reasurance. And the whole huge amounts of H20 is misleading i think cause if THc stays in your fat ass cells, think of trying to wash away cooking grease left on the sink by leting the facet run..it just ain't gonna happen. instead you need to try to hide it and keep it from coming out for a lil while
so heres my recipe. I mixed and matched and have a big headache so f*ck it, if i fail i fail, but i don't think i will:)
water water water, vitamins contains B12, creatine pills w/ riboflavin, taurine, glutamine (4),16 oz drinkXtreme cleansing, aspirin, and pissing as much as you can and monitoring your P making sure its not only white.
this is over a period of 3HRs ...the last hr i will that the pills and drink. its 8am....test at 11pm...wish me luck. oh yeah, you need to roll a fat joint for the ride home after.
i wasn't going to smoke risking tha chance of a retest but next time, i'm making my chick piss in a jar..if that happens, i'll come back and let you know how i smuggled the bottle of P up my ass.
i'm gonna go sh*t water now.
peace

chrons4chronsmoker

Mar 2 2006, 11:15 am

*yawn*

flip

Mar 2 2006, 7:39 am

thanx i took my test and passed sur-gel makes me feel like shit but i passed a swab test 1 1/2 hrs before i went in i drank 2 liters of water then i drink 2 liq. packs of sur-gel straight i find it easier that way and then a 32 oz gatorade to wash it down they took piss first and said it looked to clear so i had a swab also (both ways no problem)i think next time i will add a multi viti to add a yellow color anyway thanx again i never heard of sur-gel until this sight and if your looking for sur-gel its in the canning dept.at your local groc.store i had a hard time finding it so i hope this helps (80 G's a year thanks to sur-gel)

brownlee

Mar 1 2006, 5:42 pm

Your husband would have to been breathing in smoke in a car with the windows shut. If he didn't feel high, he has nothing to worry about. Even if he did, he will still be fine. All drug testers allow for a small amount.

m. smith

Mar 1 2006, 9:58 am

my husband today was told to go for a drugs test. he was worried that him being at a live band and part afterwards unhaled cannabis through other ppl smoking it in the house? will this show up 4 days after? he is concerned of this and if it did come back positive will he get another test? ty

Curious

Feb 28 2006, 9:25 pm

If someone were to put there own clean urine sample in a plastic bottle to use in case of a random drug test at a later date, then decided to burn some, how long would the clean sample be good for?

detoxstunk

Feb 28 2006, 6:20 pm

Bleach* Typo

detoxstunk

Feb 28 2006, 6:18 pm

www.Gonumber1.com it works and I could give a shit if u believe it or not!!!

detoxstunk

Feb 28 2006, 6:16 pm

ok Jazz... drink bleach it's swell and healthy, u fucking idiot get ur fuckin facts straight i would pay $60.00 any day cuzzo any day because I am paying for something that works everytime and If i get hurt @ work and they drug test me I have clean 98.6 degree urine within 1 hour. Not soak towels in blaech overnight and drink. Like I said finish the gallon Gizzum' Drinker.

flip

Feb 27 2006, 3:47 pm

i have been selfemployed for over 5yrs i smoke kindbud 4 times a day i recently sold my business and i have to take a drug test on wed for a new job i bought surgel and i have'nt smoked in three days it will 5 days buy time i take the test this shit better work because i fell like i'm going to die w/out weed if it does'nt work i'm moving to canada (fuck the bullshit)

Stoned_Gopher

Feb 25 2006, 12:16 pm

I just passed a urine test using Sur*Jell/Certo(liquid Fruit Pectin) a ton of gatorade, and some B-12 Vitamins. I also didnt smoke for two weeks before the test. Prior to the test I was a once a day smoker. Good Luck on your tests everyone.

pot head

Feb 25 2006, 1:17 am

Jazz your makeing no since what are you doing with bleach?

pot head

Feb 25 2006, 1:13 am

we need to see more resently passed tests with different products used

pot head

Feb 25 2006, 1:03 am

I smoke pot everyday and took 4 asprin and then took a at home thc test and some water and it came back negative

Big Daddy

Feb 25 2006, 12:57 am

After 28 and a half years on the same job, I got sent in for a random alcohol breath, and drug urine test. I went in within less then an hours notice, and took both tests, the alcohol test showed .000 at the time of the test, and then 2 weeks later I recieved a phone call from the lab that the urine sample was sent to, and they said that my test was inconclusive, that they checked for somekind of muscle tissue element, and it should be in the range of 50 to 100, and mine was at 2, so now I'm forced to go back in to take another urine test, with a witness in the room. I know that I'am clean, but just a word to the wise, be very carefull, on what you are useing, to hide or mask, a drug urine test, they are checking for everything now. keep it real, and legalize.

jazz

Feb 24 2006, 8:26 am

I think its you detox stunk that needs to be slapped. THE FUCKING CEMICALS IN THE BLEACH EVAPIRATE. Thats why you put it on the towels and let it dry over night!! it gets ride of the toxic shit. Belive me I have done research. it also doesint show up on the piss test screen. so you can spend 60 bucks on your shit and I will spend nothing on my way that works. get real

a day behind421

Feb 23 2006, 11:11 am

Hey the certo worked. I'm a 7x a week smoker and it worked. I just took a 1500mg of niacin for 2 days, took some B complex pills to make my piss yellow again and drank 2 packets of certo 2 hrs before my test. I didn't smoke for 2 days (which was hell). I also drank a shit load of water and it worked. This was a hospital test to so it was no joke, I guy in the navy told me to do it. You'll feel like shit for a couple of days but no one wants to hear " you failed". Good luck!!

steve420

Feb 23 2006, 3:32 am

I quit for 30 days but still failed the take home test, so i have a test at lab tomorrow and im gonna try sur-gel, for those who dont know how, you mix one package of sur-gel with 20 oz of water drink, then eat something, then drink 20 oz of liquid(anything) then piss once then on your next piss take the test. Oh yeah, drink the stuff about 1-2 hours before test, im told its a sure thing, ill repost with my results,

Tim

Feb 22 2006, 11:04 pm

I have a pre employment drug screen.but i smoke nuggets everyday.I purchased xxtra clean detoxify and 6 pre clens pills.its tomorow at 3.oo

LaNCE Vance

Feb 21 2006, 11:56 pm

I am suppossed to take a saliva test tomorrow for a supermarket. They will take it and then send it to the lab. Is there any way of passing for sure? I have passed two salivas in the past when i smoked the same day. I took a naicin and chewed a lot of gum so maybe that was why? So i hope it works tomorrow if anybody knows a for sure method without spending money i would appreciate a replied comment. I will comment back on how i did by using the naicin and gum method.

DetoxStunk

Feb 21 2006, 9:31 pm

WOW Jazz, What the Fuck??? Why don't u just drink the whole bottle and get it overwith. Ok I'll tell U. Powdered or Synthetic Urine. Look into the good ones i'm not telling the 1 I used, but it worked and it was in a smoke shop. Jazz Slap Ur mom for me wow

DetoxStunk

Feb 21 2006, 9:22 pm

Fuck all the bullshit I got the job and I did not drink anything or pizz for that matter And IM NOT TELLING YOU HOW I PASSED MY PEE TEST!!! ...i'll jus say i passed a GC/Ms test.It cost me $60.00 and worked And I was High and also Am Presently high so... OPIE AND ANTHONY Xm Satellite Radio ch.202 7:00am weekdays let me know if u want to know how TO PASS. CCCCCCCCCCCCYA

Jazz

Feb 21 2006, 7:48 pm

Ok so this is a sure way to pass a pee test. Take about 3 paper towels and lay them on a plate. poor bleach all over them and then poor the exses bleach in to the sink. let them dry over night and then in the morrning rip of a corner ( not to big not to small) of the papper towel. Rip it up really small and put it in a big glass of water and drink up. Do this at least 2 hours before a test. Me and my buddy do it all the time. I am only 16 and my mom testes me randomly at the cop shop sents she found my weed last year. It works no joke. I love weed so much I do it every morrning before and after school. so smoke up. never quite

Christian Jay Marsahall

Feb 20 2006, 10:41 am

idiots! all of you.

Screw you! and you, oh! and you too!

I passed my drug test! Now I'm filling 2 liter bottles for later use. My piss is worth more then gold, funny it's the same color. Want to buy my piss and be sure to pass your own DT. I will sell it to you for $575.00 US dollars a OZ. Gold is $555.00 an OZ as of feb 20 2006. Get your OZ of my piss while supplies last $575.00 per OZ. get it now Just send an email to Cjay@charter.net or look for it on Ebay. Sorry no free samples.

mudd

Feb 15 2006, 11:15 pm

umm i may be pissing in the next day to 2 days. i burn 24 7. a friend said if i drank hella hella water to the point where i feel like im dying i'll piss a shitload of times. he passed his test but i smoke ten times more than him and the chronic i get is better. i have goldenseal and some herbal green ten. should i be ok????

lokee

Feb 15 2006, 2:21 am

I have been toking for about fourteen years now and have only been popped three times. I was on probation for two years during this. I have never realy prepared for any test and have passed almost every time.I don't know why. does a high metabolisim affect this?

YO

Feb 14 2006, 11:56 pm

a day behind421, slam herbal tea. if anything it'll buy you time to cleanup a little because they'll send you for retesting

What Happened

Feb 14 2006, 11:42 pm

I've smoked the weed for 25 years just hooked up with a fine job I stayed straight for 6 days went for UA and smoked right after 72 hours later as I was smokin down phone rang need to go take another UA *#%^ so i drank herble tea& gold seal 72 hour got to go take another UA was told i was clean but its watered down both times.

a day behind421

Feb 14 2006, 2:12 pm

I have a urine test tomorrow and I am going to try certo and I just took some Niacin pills. I'm going to go get the b complex as soon I get out of school. I've been drinking as much water as I can stand. I've smoked like everyday for like 3-4 yrs so good luck to me. If it doesn't work I will let you know.

Stoned_Gopher

Feb 11 2006, 4:24 pm

ok So I am a moron, I can get Sure*Jell at any grocery or pharmacy, but now how do I use it so I'll pass the test?

Stoned_Gopher

Feb 11 2006, 4:20 pm

Ok I'm in a hurry to pass a piss test so I don't have time to not be a moron. Here's the deal from reading most of this thread I know I need some Gatorade,
Niacin(500mgs)and some SurJell?? What I need to know now is where the hell do I get SurJell and how do I use it so that I'll pass my test?! Not to be demanding but I need these answers like yesterday! Help much appreciated!

Sunnyat4twenty

Feb 7 2006, 1:12 am

P.S. I have a masters degree in social work and my area of specialization is chemical dependency. I'd like to thank the Naproxen people, and the salt people. I do really think it's all about the water and the creatine. My brother who is on probation for receiving nug in the mail takes 7 creatine capsules and drinks 32 oz of water before his test and pises twice all the while drinking tea, water, etc. So ppl it may just me the key is hydration and vitimans. (I realllly hope that I get a saliva test cause I know I'll pass that!) Cross ya'lls fingers cause I really want to get blazed this weekend. I want to throw a bong party wednesday night! I'll let ya'll know how it goes. but I'm sure it's all good. It's like the one fellow said down below, trust your gut! Oh yeah Mr.corporateconservative are u single? ;-)

DetoxStunk

Feb 1 2006, 8:07 pm

there I did it... wish me luck

DetoxStinks

Feb 1 2006, 6:26 pm

(By the way I am an avid/everyday pot smoker.)

I hit enter and posted early, sorry, typographical error. Anyways, if I pass than sure*jell will be the only 24 hour emergency technique that has worked for me, personally. Nothing else works: Stat, detoxes, fuckin whatever else they all just want your money, they are the same corporations that drug test you in the first place, fuckin hypocrites. Sure*Jell $4.00 max @ any grocery store or Pharmacy save ur $$$$ if this shit don't work than use someones piss or quit period. If I fail to post again it's because I'm sour and have failed my test and am jobless for the time being. If I do we have found a(not taken your money, 200% money back gurantee) winner that gurantees nothing to you except good jelly or jam!!!

P.S. They will never give your money back and if u do give them the failed results they will tell u drugs are illegal in other words fuck-off SUCKA!!!

P.s.s. I never plowed into an innocent pregnant lady or child on the sidewalk because I smoked weed. SO DRINK UP AND BANG A LINE FOR ME, ASSHOLES, there is a sidewalk in your futures. And for the record LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES are full of their own garbage vote for the person not the party.
trust your guts do your own research. XM 202(XM sat. radio) OPIE & ANTHONY spreading the "FCC free" virus. You have too pay for good things!!!It's Inevitable.

DetoxStinks

Feb 1 2006, 5:54 pm

Sure*Jell will be the key for me, I have a test friday feb 03(urine i hope) and will be smoking until thursday morning 12:01am(bowls not blunts[mid-grade not dro nuggets]). Y because I am a stubborn MF. If sure*jell works how its acclaimed to i think i only need to quit for 24 hours well 36.

stonerchik

Feb 1 2006, 1:34 am

Yeah I was in outpatient for a while and gettin drug tests every week. The day before I had the test I would take some Niacin and drink a shit load of gatorade. I would also take B-12 vitamins so my piss didn't look dilluted. It worker every time. So go and toke it up!!!!

blazinlike 420 everyday

Jan 30 2006, 12:01 am

i need answers and i need them quick help

blazinlike 420 everyday

Jan 29 2006, 11:45 pm

i got a drug test tomorrow night and im stayign up all night drinking madd water and ima drink water all day tomorrow and jsut be pissing it out but i got this shit omni cleansing liquid and i want to know will that work and when do i take it like 2 hours before my test???

YouShould'veVotedBadnarik

Jan 27 2006, 5:38 am

dansar@wyoming wrote:
"Grow up, take responsibilty for your actions."

True and as enroaching as the government has become they should be held accountable for their actions of flagrant disregard to the piece of paper they are sworn to uphold. (The Constitution)

Patriot Act, anyone?
Phone tapping, anyone?
and on and on and on and on...

Another poster commented how at one time America was free.

Well, it was, and those same people also told you that it's the patriotic duty of the people who find a government out of control, to change it or abolish it.

Something to think about.

A last note:
Most Americans were too busy playing the brain-dead sheep political battle between the 'terrible two' to open their eyes and see that there was a VERY viable candidate who's also a Constitutional scholar that ran for the presidency this last time.

Michael Badnarik would've had every damn unconstitutional law off the books by now.
This man doesn't fuck around.

He said his first order of business was giving Congress a class on the U.S. Constitution and then once they understood their VERY LIMITED powers within its framework, they would all take the oath to uphold again on video as a record for any future deviances from it.

Was also gonna bring the I.R.S. up on charges and send the U.N packing, dismantiling the Federal Reserve etc.

Basically getting AMERICA back into the hands of the people it belongs to - WE THE PEOPLE.

He's running locally now in Texas for Congress and hasn't ruled out running for Prez again in 2008.

Show the man some support. He's the only candidate without an agenda other than just getting our country back.

Have a visit: Badnarik.org
Watch some video links of interviews, get to know the guy. I think you'll like what you find.

blazedin512

Jan 24 2006, 7:57 pm

I took my urine drug screen this past thursday. All I did was drink about 6-8 glasses of water before test. Dumb mistake on my part. Well, after showing up to orientation this Monday and Tuesday, everything seemed fine. After orientation on Tuesday, I get a call late in the afternoon from the HR person telling me to call the HR director. Well after calling her it ends up that I did pass my test, but they reported it as diluted and that my creatine level was off. So now they want me to test again tomorrow morning at the same lab(Quest). Does anyone know of something quick I can do to pass this one this time. I smoked on Friday as a way to celebrate, just a joint, and that was a mistake. Any advice is appreciated.

EnjoyAsmk

Jan 22 2006, 1:47 am

All the info about passing pot piss and saliva tests is appreciated. What I really would like to see is a website or BB of nothing but good employment oppertunities offered to people regardless of weather they choose to smoke, you know, businesses and organizations that don't test thier employees or members for THC. If there was such a site or place to find info on employment, that would be great. Maybe there is such a place or web site or whatever, and if anyone knows where it is then let us know.

-Ocasional Partaker of the kind-

fla dank

Jan 21 2006, 4:17 pm

so i got this shit i hope it works! I also did some research and I think it might be wrong but i read that the saliva test only detects the last 12-24 hours. so quit for a couple and you might pass with no help but I'd get some help just incase.

shit

Jan 20 2006, 6:23 pm

I'm gonna be taking a saliva test in 4 days. How do I clean up?

fla dank

Jan 20 2006, 4:48 pm

How do I pass a saliva test? Urine test are easy but I've never taken a mouth swab test. Help a heavy reefer chiefer out!

smokepotnow

Jan 20 2006, 5:59 am

The last time i smoked was december 5th i took a home test and it said i was still dirty. This is really starting to make me mad, i've taken nicin for the last month and been drinking ton of cranberry juice. Now i have to take a test for a job and am scared i wont pass and its a good job. Is there any thing that can cause a fals positive or are there still thc in my system. What do i do

HOLLA

Jan 17 2006, 10:47 pm

I GOT TAKE A TEST AND BOUGHT OMNI HOW DO I MAKE IT WORK

omdogg420

Jan 15 2006, 6:09 pm

I justy passed a drug test the other day and i am a chronic smoker. I quit smoking two days before the test. Drink lots and lots of water, so you have to piss every 10 minutes. also take complex B vitamins which will make your piss yellow, this is a must becasue i have had tests where i just drank water but they wouldn't take it becasue it was too diluted. This really works if you know when your test is going to be, if it is a random test you better find a different way, I have used this techique many time and I know that it works. So dont quit in less you have too, becasue no body likes a pothead that isnt smoking, trust me

zman

Jan 12 2006, 11:10 am

Just wanted to say I passed a drug test yesterday with sure gel. Sure gel is a sure thing. I drank my self stupid with water and then drank the sure gel and I passed. Now I have randoms so I think I am done smoking pot, I make to good of money to jepardize that.

chronicstoner

Jan 6 2006, 3:57 pm

The KEY to passing a drug test is indeed WATER!!!!!. Vitamins do help too, B-12 are good for adding yellow to your piss. I had to pass a weed test in a hurry, i am a chronic smoker. i drank water all damn day long bottle after bottle and plenty pissing. I Passed! Another story where WATER saved my ass... i went on a CRACK binge for about 2 months straight and had a random drug test. They tested me about 1-2 weeks after my binge... LOTS of WATER and bam i passed again! Your best bet is vitamins such as Niacin and b-12 Excercize and lots of water. HAPPY SMOKING!

One more thing.. if you are serious about passing your drug test and are being watched you have options... FAKE URINE wich can be purchased online or you can buy a whizzinator wich is a fake penis that pisses the fake urine. GUARENTTED TO WORK

NOW GO GET FUCKED UP!

Unknown

Jan 6 2006, 2:01 am

Hye does anyone know if Sonne's works to clean out ur system of any drugs? because i have a drug test coming up...
let me know soon ppls..

permabuzzed420

Dec 20 2005, 9:03 pm

man fuck drug tests jus let us blaze

this will help u pass

Dec 17 2005, 8:44 pm

hey i ment the vitamin in full throttle (the energy drink) the vitamin in it is in the shit thats in detox...not drug test...i was jus typin n i duno...but yeah thats it

this will help u pass

Dec 17 2005, 7:07 pm

hey "concerned" if u havnt had ur test yet go to ur nearest GNC store its like a vitamin store they have em everywhere...they have a shit load of detox shit there thats the safest way to go cus most of its natural ingredients so it wont show up as ne other type of pill on the test...also drink full throttle n alot of it cus it has a vitamin in it they use in drug test to clean ur system...another trick is to get a q-tip and dip it in bleach and swallow the swab part and NO MORe then that n that will help tons...of coarse drink water...n if u have enought time to order detox products do it.... www.detoxify.com ... id get the xxxtra clean one or something for heavyer set ppl cus it'll clean ur system better....i got my test sent off to a lab and i smoked 3 day b4 it...i had a blood test n a piss test n i did the bleach thing drank water and full throttle n i passed....and if u know ne 1 whos had surgery n they have those pills that clean out ur system b4 surgery take 2 of em n u'll be clean of THC in like 6 hours....jus make sure you take them like a day or 2 b4 they'll show up n ur system if u dont...well i duno i took em that mrning b4 my test a dif time n drank water n did the bleach thing n they dont show up....if u know bout the test ahead of time work out n itll help claer it out...but stop workin out a few days b4 the test cus it'll realese more THC n ur piss. ne1 who isnt gettin there test sent off to a lab doesnt need to worry if its jus one of those at home test that u can buy at te store...even if u do coke like 2 days b4 u can pass that shit if u like fill half of it up w/ toilet water or put a few drops of bleach in it...this only works on at home test cus they'll be able to tell about bleach if its sent of to a lab. hope this helps...

Flying High

Dec 17 2005, 2:05 pm

I got a job just recently and their gonna test me in a week. Considering i got high 3 days ago, it isn't much help. I do know for a fact, that if you just drink yourself stupid with water before the test, you will pass. It worked for me once in 7th grade. I'm also trying Niacin pills (the 500mg's) 4 times a day and drinking a ton of water. I hope I can pass this test, somewhere I heard taking aspirin 4 hours before the test works too.

gorak37

Dec 11 2005, 7:03 pm

does anyone really no how long thc detection times are for saliva tests have one in 30 days stopped smoking 2 weeks ago chronic user many times daily for last 25 years

concerned

Dec 9 2005, 8:57 pm

chronic smoker for past year and a half straight.

I have a test "coming up" as i was just hired at a company. However, they have lax policies about when my paperwork needs to be all in. I assume it needs to be all in before the first pay period, although I'm waiting on a "where's your test results" from the HR guy.

I'm sure no one who's reading this has positive results, since this is a "help me" thread it appears, but if ANYONE has advice, PLEASE post it.

I'm very low fat content in my body, like 3%. I do not exercise regularly right now, wondering if a power session this weekend would flush a whole lot out?

any commercial products that are new that actually work? I've had Negative Test Results quoted to me from using something called "The Stuff", it's some gritty apple shit?

Missing It

Dec 7 2005, 1:50 pm

I was a heavy smoker for 4 years, everyday. I went to jail on unrelated shit, and when i got out, i quit because of parole. I gave in and smoked last week. Drug test in 2 days and that will be 12 days clean. Spent about 26 dollars on Omni and been drinking water and cranberry juice for about last ten days. Does omni work? any probation/parole stories?

yogi

Dec 1 2005, 3:45 pm

i started to blaze young and i stoped 4 2 years but im back and high as a mothea fucker so if refer makes u happe blaze it

hyper420_420

Nov 15 2005, 3:04 pm

smoke a bowl live forever maryljane i never meet her if i could id shake her hand cuz im gettin stom=ned with the zigzag man STONERS RULE

Young Dro

Nov 15 2005, 1:41 am

***NIACIN*** any of yall ever used this for a piss test all my homeboys have told me it works including my homeboy who is currently on parole and burning it down with piss test everyweek. i heard all you need to do is take 2 pills drink 2 big ass krystal(tha hamburger place) cups of water and a hour later take another 500mg pill and drink another cup of water.any of yall heard or tried this shit.need to know ASAP.

laughkin

Nov 14 2005, 1:50 pm

I have been chronic for about 3 months, but haven't smoked in 5 days. I have a swab test tomorrow for a job and was wondering if the consumption of food prior to the test has any influence on the results? Also, looking for proven methods other than abstaining and water. Thanks for your comments.

tatt2edrebel

Nov 8 2005, 6:06 pm

i have a swab test in 2 days, i ate some percecets yesterday. anybody know how long those stay in your system.i smoke everyday too,but i aint worried about thc.

RoddyRod

Nov 4 2005, 11:36 pm

I have been flushing my system all day. About 90 minutes ago I made a 32oz Solution of Sure Jell.I took that with two 250mg B-12 Vitamins. I voided twice before taking the test. I waited about 75 minutes from taking the Sure-Jell until using a home test and it came back positive :(

What should I try now? I have a test on Monday, and it is friday night. I have a second at home test, and just took 3 aspirin. Should I not add more Sure Jell to my system and retest in another hour? Also, my sample was very clear/watery. I suppose I can try B Complex or just eat a piece of asparagus right before the test, but I need some ideas quickly.

Thanks in advance to everyone

onthatone

Nov 3 2005, 2:24 pm

For THC detection, does anyone know if rinsing your mouth with vinegar works to mask it right before a random saliva test?

young dro

Oct 24 2005, 11:40 pm

just to let yall know that omni cleansing shit does not work took it today for my p.o. and failed dotn get that bull shit

doobie snax

Oct 20 2005, 11:13 pm

I JUST WANTED TO SAY, THE SPIT TEST IS BY FAR THE FAIREST, AND EASIEST TO BEAT. I WENT FOR A JOB INTERVIEW, AND THEY POPPED A SURPRISE MOUTH SWAB AT THE END OF THE INTERVIEW. I HAD SMOKED 2 DAYS EARLIER, BUT I BRUSH MY TEETH 3 TIMES A DAY, NO MOUTHWASH. IT WAS A SEND OFF TEST, AND THEY TOLD ME I WOULD FIND OUT IN 2-3 DAYS. THE NEXT DAY, I GOT A CALL............I PASSED!!!!
THESE TESTS ARE LOOKING FOR THE HARD DRUG USERS, AND THE OVER THE TOP POT USERS. AS LONG AS YOU HAVEN'T SMOKED IN 12-36 HOURS, THE SALIVE TEST IS THE EASIEST TO BYPASS. TO BE SAFE, DON'T SMOKE FOR 4 DAYS BEFORE A SALIVA TEST, DRINK PLENTY OF WATER, AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH GOOD. IT ALSO HELPS TO NOT RUB THE TEST APPLICATOR AGAINST YOUR GUMS AS INSTRUCTED, INSTEAD JUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE, AND PUFF YOUR CHEEK OUT A BIT TO MAKE IT SO THE APPLICATOR IS NOT TOUCHING YOUR GUMS. GOOD LUCK!!

Smokin_fer_Freedom05

Oct 13 2005, 12:34 pm

Saliva Test - Abstain for 4 days and keep dental hygine.
Abstain!
THC metabolization time is based on your metabolism. Abstaining gives your body more time to break it down. Hypersaturating can help knock the level in your urine to A undetectable level.

SUR-GEL/ Certo / Fruit Pectin - strongly advise anyone wanting to use this to abstain and consume 64oz+ daily. Also go get yourself some bentonite (Sonne's # 7) follow instructions.

pinkl8dyrache

Oct 12 2005, 4:24 pm

well i've been reading these post there are many a people taking drugtest and not posting results please post result to know if y'all's teniques work....i've also taken saliva test when smoking only the day before and come out clean once but then they gave me two more and me thinking i would come clean, i came out dirty....so i don't think saliva testing is good only 14-24 hours, maybe 3 day would help...

PINKL8DYRACHE

Oct 12 2005, 12:35 pm

HOW CAN YOU COME CLEAN ON A SALIVA TEST, WHAT CAN I TAKE? PLEASE HELP THESE TEST INVOLVE CUSTODY OF MY SON!!!!

JO

Oct 9 2005, 10:22 pm

Directions To Pass UA 100% Pass
****Will Not work if you don’t follow instructions****

Product: Porta Aqua (Wal-Mart)
Water Purification Tablets They cost about $5.00 and are located in Camping section.

- 4hrs before UA start by taking 2 white pills
-Then 1 hour later take another white pill
-Then 30 Min later take 1 charcoal (grey) pill
**Important notes**
During the 4hr process you -MUST piss 3 times
-Drink AT LEAST 7 to 8 glasses of cold water. HUGE - like 22oz to 44oz
-DON'T drink warm water
-Use tap water
Really this works!!

SouthCali

Oct 5 2005, 9:47 pm

How long does weed stay in your system I smoked a little bowl on Saturday and wouldnt you know it I got a call for a really good job on thursday

Morningstar

Oct 4 2005, 3:26 pm

I am also a strong believer in the Sur-Gel method. In the past it has worked for me and several of my friends for both pot and coke. Both being consumed on a regular basis. But i do have some concerns. My normal regimen for passing a test would be mix a box of Sur-Gel with about 20 or so oz of gatoraide, piss, drink a liter of water, piss, drink another liter, piss, drink till i feel like i can piss again, and then take the test. Ideally and in the past, the entire process happens in the span of about 2 hours. So now to my concern. I went to an interview today, and was told prior to the interview that a drug screen would follow. So i get my shit ready, down the gel, piss once and go in for my interview. long story short the interview process took about 4 hours. After the interview i drank what little mixture was left in the gatoraide bottle and polished off another 32 ounces of water, pissed, and proceeded to take my test. The urine was still fairly clear at the time of the test. So my question is does anyone out there have an opinion or info on how long Sur-gel can be effective?

Smokin_fer_Freedom05

Sep 29 2005, 8:51 am

First and foremost, the world we live in is falling apart if you ask me. Second, advice from someone who has had randoms for nine years off and on. I know urine drug tests pretty well. There is NO definite answer for "will i pass?" However - On EMIT or what I call dipstick tests, there are methods that have worked for me and people I know. 1. Abstaining even 3 to 5 days before your test is best.It gives your body time to break down the cannabinoids. Once your body has taken in pot and it breaks it down to what the test is looking for, increase your fluid intake. Water (distilled) is best if you have time sweat alot, *work*.
2. Sonne's # 7 is bentonite
this has worked for me WITH ABSTAINING 3-5 days before the test. I weigh 220-230 ish and my metabolism is moderate to not so moderate. This is only going to work if you abstain 3min to 7 days before your test (EMIT - preg test like OR GC/MS- lab test) 3. Fruit Pectin - CERTO, Sur-Jell. This works best with taking b complex vitamins to make your urine have a yellow color because you NEED to increase your water intake days before the test to give your body a way to get rid of toxins. Im talking about 64 - 120 oz a day. Then the day of the test HYPER SATURATE with id say anywhere from 2 quarts to 2 gal depending on how much you can stand. Saliva tests for pot - probly 4 days of abstaining and brush your teeth. Hair test? No help here. You can try some of those expensive shampoos but I wont tell you Ive heard of anyone beating it. The usually go for your arm or something. Best of luck to anyone having to take a drug test. Whether its for a job, an accident on the job, a probation/parole random, or any test. When you get high, remember, use your head dont get hurt and get high to have fun not live to get high.

da illest bud smoker!!!!

Sep 26 2005, 7:15 pm

First of all, FUCK BUSH in the ass he can suck Bill Clinton's dick! Anyway I have to take a hair test. I heard that bleach would work! Is it a myth, OR WHAT? ? also I heard that you can put dry clorox & Water in your piss to test clean! Again.. fact of fiction????????

sexystoner

Sep 26 2005, 6:04 pm

hey whats up i got a test today and im using my cousins piss i know it will work but do they watch u pee or search u ?

YoungDro

Sep 25 2005, 8:55 pm

i gotta take a piss test in 2 days...i about 4 blunts a day...im gonna stay clean 48 hours prior to test...i got this cleansing drink called OMNI never used it before and wanted to know if it works its the 16oz drink...need to know quick

PunkinGirl

Sep 15 2005, 8:28 pm

Yes the Certo Method definetly works! I mixed 2 packs of certo with some powerade an hour before the test and the next day my results came out negative. I had smoked about a week ago so this works.

mikeypotsmokey

Sep 15 2005, 2:45 pm

i need to know if this damn omni cleansing liquid that i hold in my hands really works. 2 hours before test and iam shittin bricks . no , no , iam shittin logs
please respond

sirsmokesalot

Sep 2 2005, 1:03 pm

1hit1der....ive heard if that "legal" bud and yes it is legal but no it doesnt get u high, only a massive headache.

nebula

Sep 2 2005, 12:57 pm

just wanted to let u guys know that i just had to take a drug test for a job and i passed with smoking only 2 days before the test. i did it by drinking 2 gallons of water for those 2 days and took B-complex pills, thats it. no fancy detox just a but load of water and vitamins.

Lifted24x7

Aug 19 2005, 6:37 pm

I need to know of a fool proof reason for a false positive on a toxicoligy screen (urine drug test). My result for marijuana came back just slightly above the cut-off level. Any help is greatly appreciated.

MOFucnJAY

Aug 6 2005, 7:13 pm

If you go to your local grocery store you can buy 2 things that will make you pass your big test. one is Certo its the stuff that makes fruit perserves into jelly, and a 32 ounce bottle of gatoraid. mix the 2 packets of certo into the gatoraid and drink away. drink it 1 hour before your test and piss once. and you will be good to go. i have passed state tests and all of the local workplaces in my area. good luck.

1hit1der

Aug 4 2005, 10:26 am

has anyone heard of or used this "legal bud" stuff from international oddities? what is that? is it good? legit?
k..let me know =0)

to BBBBBBB

Jul 28 2005, 7:24 pm

Again erowid.com will tell you everything you need to know about drug tests. It is genuine!

Just4ladejane

Jul 28 2005, 7:21 pm

RE: Passing drug test. Go to EROWID.org or erowid.com (make sure it is the right site, drug info, etc) This site is unbelievable! Click on drug of choice (yours marijuana) then scroll down till you find drug testing. Or search site for drug test. It will tell you what works, what does not. Extremely informative site for any and everyone!!

stoners suck

Jul 28 2005, 2:12 pm

Some people like to look at child pornography on their own time too, but hey, fuck it, it's their own time. No decent hard working people should have to work around a bunch of fucking perverts or pot heads.

nobody

Jul 24 2005, 5:46 pm

cant promise anything but you could research the use of sure jell. It is an old hippie home remedy but it has worked once for me and that one time, I would not have passed without it.

chebufg

Jul 23 2005, 12:14 am

i need help . . .i need to pass a drug test for a job real soon, if anyone can please help me. i'm not a heavy smoker i only hit it once or twice and thats it for me. if you know how i can pass PLEASE LET ME KNOW TY

dogsbollox

Jul 20 2005, 6:58 pm

I see lots of ?'s in here about saliva testing & not much good info. After pouring over every document on the net that I could find, I found a 50 pg. gov't. medical test/trial & some from various universities including immunoassays etc. on oral fluid testing.
1. There is a HUGE difference between an oral fluid DRUG TEST & an oral fluid drug screen that looks for 6 of the most commonly used drugs. The drug test is a little swab-like toothbrush they have YOU personally stick in your mouth, rub around then saturate for approx. 3 min. before dropping it in a vial of solution for preservation where they seal it, & UPS it to a lab for a gas chromatograph maspectroscopy analysis, (alot like what they use on the COURT TV and Forensic Files) there is NO FOOLING this thing! Don't bother with the mouthwash, etc.! Only way is to NOT smoke ANYTHING for AT LEAST 1 week prior & make sure and hydrate 64+ oz. H2O a day. Your saliva is directly linked to your blood serum, good news is this kind of test is telling for a recent user in the last 4 days or so (but like I said, AT LEAST 1 week to make sure ESPECIALLY if you are a large person!) but not so good until they develope more advanced methods of telling if you've smoked it in the last 7 days - 3 months, like a HAIR TEST WILL!

dogsbollox

Jul 20 2005, 6:57 pm

Continued from top:

2. Oral fluid swab screen is a test used for on the spot, surprise testing, it is a 5-6 panel drug screen for meth, cocaine, opiates, thc, etc... They have you stick a spongy swab in your mouth for about 3 min. until it is saturated with saliva, then drop it into the mechanism, sort of like a pregnancy test and it registers + or - with a line, wait 10 minutes & check. If you register faint lines or no line next to the corresponding drug name, they seal it up with the lock mechanism & send it to a lab for confirmation...boy then are you in trouble! This one can sometimes be fooled with the mouthwashes, aqua tabs, etc. more easily so & even better as it takes as little as 2 days of NO SMOKIN' & hydrating to bypass this one.
3. & NO folks, it matters NOT if you are a chronic (daily user) or an occasional user to beat either, all ya gotta do is abstain & hydrate, show a little self-discipline! This info. applies only to pot, I didn't bother reading about the other drugs because I don't do much of anything else except a little cocaine once a year at Xmas.

P.S. I passed my oral drug test & got my job & tonight I am going to enjoy me a fat one!

Mr.Corporateconservative

Jul 19 2005, 8:22 pm

I have taken the time to go through this web site and mull over every post, I am a what most of you would call a corporate @ssh*le and conservative in many of my personal views, I also smoke-da-reefer on a daily basis. I know lots of good people in my class who do the same. They are afraid. It is also my opinion (please remember that opinion is just that, an opinion and not a fact) that most work-place drug testing is an invasion of privacy, unless you are performing brain surgery, piloting an aircraft...you get the idea, what people do on their own time is their business, but I don't agree with people arriving at work under the influence. It is a shame that my neighbor, "Bob" comes to work M-F rolling like the big-shot our company thinks he is, then I get to watch him go home, have martini hour and beat his wife and children (yes I have reported and confronted him several times)and nobody tests him at our company for that because it's legal. Alcohol is one substance PROVEN to increase violent behavior when ingested and it's LEGAL! Disgusting! I am certainly not an ignorant or stupidified fool, nor am I irresponsible (*ahem* nurse-big-brother) from smoking weed, I merely enjoy my leisure time with a fat spliff late in the evening. I don't hurt anyone, I don't steal from anyone, I don't infringe my beliefs on anyone, what's right for me may not be right for Tom, Dick or Harry, but I don't mind sharing my views. It is a shame that the corporate fat-cats (yes, some of them are liberal so all parties are guilty) feel the need to invade good folks after-hours privacy so that the insurance companies can turn a larger profit, not the only reason but a largely motivational one. By the way, my insurance company is considered good for writing a check for up to...here's the shocker... $500,000.00! Making too much money, got greedy. Keep enjoying your free time while it is still considered free my friends! Have a great night and have a toke for me.

dogsbollox

Jul 19 2005, 5:52 pm

Saliva testing, 3 days of absence, you say? Just took one, been smoking most every day for the last 3 years, I abstained for 11 days before I took this hoping grieviously... It's the kind they UPS to the lab, so... Anyone know if this is going to help or not? Have you personally done this? I am a pretty small guy, 6' 160lbs or so, comments appreciated, I'm kinda nervous, my wife and I need this job bad because the one I have isn't cutting it anymore.

strum8er

Jul 17 2005, 11:34 am

I've passed drug tests with Test Pure, all you do is follow the dirsction on the bottle and it works and is guaranteed. I'm not sure what all it covers but I know for a fact it hides pot and cocaine because I had to use it a few times and I know other people that have also.

stonedjobhunter

Jul 17 2005, 3:51 am

The saliva test is actually a GOOD thing for us and is far closer to fair than a urine test in my opinion. I'm not saying I like it, I'm just saying it's more fair. In fact, I only apply at companies that use this test because all you really need to do to pass it is not apply for the job stoned. I give it at least 3 days out of paranoia but my last boss and a few other "boss" acquaintances I have say the test only pops for pot if you smoked in the last 14-24 hours and have very very poor dental hygiene habits. As a further precaution I don't slobber all over the thing either. Dress nice and be a conversationalist. I've carried on lengthy discussions with employers with that freaking swab jammed into my skull. At any rate, the saliva test is a relief to a guy like me who has no problem with abstaining for a couple of days to make money to buy more pot and doesn't go to work stoned anymore. Don't get stoned and go to work and the saliva test is a cinch. You can't complain about your privacy being invaded if you are bringing your private business to work (which is what you're doing if you come to work looking like Chong), as all of us who are not teenagers anymore should know. Personally, I go to work crisp and reward myself for a job well done at the end of the day. I brush my teeth like my mommy taught me and don't mind sucking on a q tip if i have to because I don't go to work stoned. I'm thankful I don't have to piss in a cup anymore because I'm a pretty smart guy, but that's one test I just can't pass.

bbbbbbb

Jul 14 2005, 11:48 am

Please help me, I saw a lot of post about hair drug teast. Does anyone know how I can pass this teast.. I have long blond hair and am a huge smoker. I know ther is stuff online, but which is the best. Please help me asap. Thanks

JOURNIE

Jul 11 2005, 11:26 pm

I really need some one to answer will stipper work

Journie

Jul 11 2005, 11:24 pm

I need to pass a hair test tomorrow and I live in a really small town PLEASE SOME ONE HELP FAST SOMETHING OVER THE COUNTER.

wheresyourlgic

Jul 10 2005, 11:19 pm

oops i misspelled account

wheresyourlogic

Jul 10 2005, 11:17 pm

it strikes me as odd that a man that got fired after 15 years of employment, out of work for 8 months and spending his life savings wouldnt want to quit for a little while to regain employment. i love green, i love it but not as much as my children and my bank accout

lulu

Jul 4 2005, 2:56 am

hello, anybody out there, or has the U.S shutdown?

lulu

Jul 2 2005, 6:53 pm

what is this sur-gel stuff? we,ve probabley got it here but under a different name.what is it used for , and made up of etc?

lulu

Jul 2 2005, 6:49 pm

it's so horrible that the 'powers that be" have caused us so much grief. In Australia they want introduce drug tests on car drivers, like the random breath test, but for drugs.To justify this action we where told it was to make sure truckies were'nt taking speed O>K> fair enough ,but what's that got to do with pot?Bush suxs and our Prime Minister is known as Bonsai(little bush)

Iman A. Hole

Jul 1 2005, 12:38 am

Gdon,
Get to a doctor. Loosing 35 pounds quickly is a sign of cancer from smoking.
TwistedRolla,
Shave one side of your head bald. Smoke two and light the other side on fire. That will fix the hair issue.

Johnny Blaze

Jun 29 2005, 4:01 pm

I got some fresh bud growing. I need a few pointers on getting the best i can get

TwistedRolla

Jun 24 2005, 5:09 pm

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE ME TO REMOVE THAT LAST dUtCh FORM MY HAIR SAMPLE ANDIS THERE ANYTHING TO FUDG MY RESULTS

Twistedrolla!

Pee Free

Jun 24 2005, 1:04 am

I pee for enjoyment, not for employment.

OWL

Jun 24 2005, 12:52 am

The spelling on these comments are funnier than a soup sandwich.

bigfinger

Jun 19 2005, 1:35 pm

This makes little sense. As the late Bill Hicks said, "It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, okay." However, I have found a good way to pass these tests - stop smoking dope! Saliva tests are a godsend, actually. They only detect recent use. Quit for a week, it will NOT KILL YOU!

name

Jun 13 2005, 9:52 am

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G-Don

Jun 7 2005, 1:54 am

For the past three and half years I have generally partaken in the fruits of nature every day, I recently dropped from 170 lbs to 135 lbs. I have taken it easy for about 14 days or so, will me losing weight have any affect on passing a drug test since i've heard it stored in your fat tissue?

Bella

Jun 2 2005, 6:04 pm

I think testing is insane. What goes on outside of work is not anyone's business. The only time I think it may be necessary to test is for heavy machinary or medical positions. Who cares if the chick at Home Depot ringing on the register getting $8/hr smoked a J last night? When an employee is on company time they shouldn't be high (haha though I have been a whole lotta times) and then maybe I'd think it ok for a test. In summation, testing is unfair and there is no way I'm letting someone touch my hair or salvia, I'm outragged to hear that this will be happening!

shannon

May 25 2005, 7:30 pm

so i had this saliva test today... they asked me if i had drank any water within the last 10 minutes... i couldn't understand why.... so i told her i needed to get my DL, it was in the car.... i grabbed a bottled water. jugged that shit, swished it around my mouth, then she told me to put that cotton thing between my gums and my cheek... i kept it in the middle of my mouth, not trying to touch shit. it fell slightly on my tongue a few times, but for the most part no saliva hit it really....

why does it ask about water? does that fuck with the tests? do u think i passed lol??

dansar@wyoming.com

May 21 2005, 5:12 pm

wondering - don't be paranoid, Big Brother is everywhere.

wondering?????

May 21 2005, 9:21 am

Why is someone like dansar@wyoming. com even on this website???

dansar@wyoming. com

May 20 2005, 7:26 pm

Being a nurse who collects all specimens, I daily deal with emlpoyees excuses for not wanting to be tested. The one that frosts me the most is "If you don't pass me on this test,I'll lose my job and it'll be all your fault". What part of smoking, snorting, ingesting, shooting up is a consious decision on your part don't you all understand? If you play, you pay. Why should your employer make allowances for substances abusers who are putting themselves and their co-workers at risk on the job? Grow up, take responsibility for your actions.

transformer_25@hotmail.

May 20 2005, 3:40 pm

Does anyone know a product that can help me pass a saliva test?

hudsonhawk

May 20 2005, 3:38 pm

Some weed for years and now have to take a drug saliva test. Does anyone have any info on what will help past the test. Please let me know

Cori420fl

May 17 2005, 9:06 pm

O.K.
SO i get this killer job and i go thru all the prehire BS and im all set and my boss pulls out the Super Qtip, saliva test and i just looked at her and said " no way im going to pass that i smoked marijuanna baout a week ago " and she is totally cool with it thanks me for my honesty and says " well we will just give you an extra week and you should be clean :) ty for your honesty .." then she goe son to say " we only really do this test to see if people ar eusing cocaine as long as you dont smoke any more you shoudl be fine in a week , your probably fine now , but we will wait just incase " what are the odds? so im goign to take this test in a week and ill post back ( i swear it ) and let yall know how that goes ,

cRaZZy420toker

May 16 2005, 4:39 am

U no y jobs have more an more dam drug test is that its cheaper on there insurince, my {Boss told me he an usedtoo be smoker} but who really wants a Fucken dope-up loser fuckin shit up so u lame ass bitchs need to come an fight for what u believe in [420 all day every day for me]

420testpass

May 16 2005, 12:03 am

I highly recommend STAT! FLUSH 1-hour emergency. It cleans blood, urine @ saliva. If you weigh 220# + you have to take 2 bottles. I have passed 2 test & I am a daily smoker. THIS IS THE SHIT TO PASS!! They guarantee your money back @ it only costs $29.95/bottle. I think that is a reasonable price to keep your job. www.statdetox.com
You have to follow the directions precisely and it will work. If you want to feel more secure & have the extra $$$ got to Walgreens or Rite Aid pharmacy and buy the home urine test for Pot for only $16. Then you wont have to worry and make a fool of yourself. This is what I did both times.

molly

May 13 2005, 11:20 am

Please help... I need info on hair follice shampoos.
I just ordered a shampoo from pass your drug test .com
Not a heavy smoker bur regular.
I'm thinking of declining the position if I can't guarenteed result. please help

420 utah

May 11 2005, 2:16 pm

I'm joining the navy, and i've only been clean for a week, i have five days until they want me to take my physical, ive been excersizing alot but i want to know if it is possible to take it within five days if i load my self full of water??????

lily420

May 10 2005, 12:35 am

i have tried the cleansing liquids at the shops and they always worked. it cost about 50 bucks but its worth it. only one time i had a random test, regular smoker, took it & failed it got fired u know i think back and i should of just quit the job atleast they wouldnt know what is in my body. i fucking hate this drug testing shit with a passion, what the fuck its not fair for us smokers did u know u can get a dui if they find shit in car or body and drug test u, and if it shows in your system that means u were dui even if u havent smoked for weeks, or if you have a serious accident they can do the same and u will be at fault. but u know what- they cant stop me from making my own choices i love you mary jane

IstealT.P.fromstarbucks

Apr 24 2005, 12:07 am

Does anyone have any insight on how-to lengthen or prolong their high? OJ?Vitamin C? Eating vs. Smoking? Cigarettes after a bowl? It seems the weed in thePacific NW is not as potent lately, trying not to burn it all....

Ray

Apr 23 2005, 4:37 pm

I just purchased a report from a mailorder company that just blew me away after reading it (8 pages). How many of you out there know the real reason why weed is illegal? Sounds like a stupid question, I know, till I read this report. I wish I could type all 8 pages of it here but know this, it is very much a danger to the oil companies, alcohol, tobacco industries and a large number of chemical companies. If you want the whole story email me your address and I'll send info. This is eye oppening stuff. helicopter1@opportunity.com

tokes aplenty again

Apr 17 2005, 1:35 pm

Barring that, cut carbonated beverages out of your diet completely and switch to lemon iced tea (I used Lipton Brisk in the cans). Prior to the test, quit smoking as far in advance as you can and do this... 1 cup echinacea tea, then one cup water. Repeat ten times. Try and do this the day before the test (if you do it the day of, you'll piss water and they'll just try to retest you). I did this over a year's worth of federal probation with piss tests every month (smoking 1-3 joints a day with a three-day detox period before the tests) and actually ended up getting my charges dropped (caught at a border with stuff, wasn't my car). I don't know what the hell we're going to do about this hair and spit garbage, though.

tokes aplenty

Apr 17 2005, 1:30 pm

Want to stop drugtesting? Convert. Wicca (which I am) and Judaism (a mainstream religion) have strict guidelines regarding the storage and shipment of bodily fluids and other offings. Namely, that you can't do it. The things of your body are considered the things of god, and to abuse (i.e. store, give away, be forced to offer up as sacrifice) those things is to abuse god. They may still deny you employment/fire you, but at that point, it becomes a federal case (if you're interested). I've only had to do this twice and neither time did it make it past getting a letter from my attorney before they decided it would just be better not to screw with me. And if you think my faith sounds "stupid" or like a "copout", which makes more sense? My god is my body and I am to respect it, or that my god is sitting on a cloud watching everything I do and getting ready to send me to hell?

token girl

Apr 13 2005, 1:20 am

I smoked on monday and found out on tuesday i am being drug tested friday, aint life a bitch, they are using the new found saliva test, from reading the comments it doesnt sound like it is very good at detecting thc but does anyone know a for sure way to pass this type of drug test?

emme jay

Apr 1 2005, 9:48 pm

just used a product called puriclean (omni). it's a concentrate liquid and also has 4 supplemental pills (vit. b and creatine). had a piss test for a HUGE retail chain store, you know the one, it's in EVERY freakn city. anyway, supossedly their test picks up even trace elements of thc. well, i'm a 5-8 j a day smoker along with eating those space cakes on a regular basis and this omni stuff really worked. i bought it at a place called vitamin world. www.puriclean.com worked for me!

FoxyKayaLady

Mar 30 2005, 4:35 pm

Much love to the smokers everywhere..We are such a beautiful bunch!

FoxyKayaLady

Mar 30 2005, 4:32 pm

For all of you concerned with passing a drug test I have one word for you....Bentonite or volcanic ash...The dietary supplement kind.. It cleans you permanently until you smoke again... I know it works cuz I bought a home test and tested myself after I took it. If you can't get your hands on bentonite, clean urine in a condom placed on a warm part of your body(soak it in a sink of hot water first)will be your key to drug test freedom as well

naw wro

Mar 29 2005, 1:59 pm

hello i have to take a piss test in about a week or two for a job interview...if i down water constantly will it flush all the thc out of my system.....any other ideas..please share

Tony Harlston

Mar 25 2005, 9:32 pm

I smoke pot. So what, who fucking cares?...I sure as hell don't..It's just pretty fucked up that the majority of the american government, as well as many places in the world are so hard on it. Maybe i'll start going to work with alcohol on my breathe.Or maybe i'll start driving after having a few beers, under the *legal* limit..Well, when i turn 21 i will. For then i will legally be able to drink and cause damage to my liver and drive under the influence and let the government profit off of my own doing and downfall of my bodys' organs..That's fucked up man..welcome to the real world though. Man...i smoke pot almost more than i breathe. haha..wouldn't that be phat. So fuck you if you have a problem with it. A problem with how I GET DOWN...it's my life, not yours, get over it bitch...and help our government man.They need help. Yes, their are problems far more important than just tryign to get high. But realize that they are doing a lot more damage as well as good. You know about the drug wars that have been goin on for years. The big ones as well as the little ones. Are you gonna kill a muthafucker or sentence him to jail, simply for getting HIGH?...You should slap yourself bitch...SMOKE TILL YOUR FUCKIN LUNGS COLLASPE, if it pleases you...I WILL!..that's my choice...

Tony Harlston

Mar 25 2005, 9:32 pm

Wow...so man, i gotta fkin drug test tomorrow, for this sales position, full commision and i am 18, and still in high school. Damnn..forgot that'd i'd have to take a drug test when i went in for the interview this morning!...Luckily, i am in charge of when i take, so i have until the morning. I am going to use this sure-jell shit..hopefully it works..if not, im fucked for this job at least. Kinda shitty how simply for smoking pot in this country, it can lead to soo much trouble and negative thinking about a person. I look liek your average black guy, guaged ears, blond dreds. Very intelligent minded, although while typing, not as obvious. Very manorable, well rounded person.But becuase i smoke pot, that can change a persons entire mind state of what they once thought about me. Is it really that bad? What if you are using it responsibly?...I mean, hell i drive stoned sometimes. That's usually when i take notice to the drunken drivers that are swirving next to me. I go to school fucked up sometimes.Sometimes i sleep...sometimes i accel far above others. Hell, sometimes i work stoned. I try not too, for my eyes droop liek crazy man!...But who would know what i was doing if i did not tell them..They wouldn't know. So why is it that with being open with them, they need to be negative. that is speaking to anybody who is opposed to living a lifestyle that is suitable for you, non offending/violating any other person other than yourself in anyway.

pacificNW has the CHRON

Mar 24 2005, 7:09 pm

I am a heavy smoker and my place of employment is getting ready to start drug testing. They said they are going to do a "hair test(90 day)" Is there anyway to beat a hair test???? I have read all these comments and no talk of hair tests??????? _SmokintuffnWA

not me!

Mar 23 2005, 7:34 pm

people! what am i suppose to do i use to smoke all the time then i got pulled over got a dui and they searched my truch and now im on probabtion for a year and now there gonna test me! it hasnt even been a month yet and im craving here what can i use in the jersey to pass a drug test..cause i have no clue...i never thought i would have got caught!

LoveTheGreen

Mar 22 2005, 11:46 pm

If you need to pass a urine test then LIQUID PECTIN is the only way to go. Its proven to coat your stomach, not letting any THC out. Drink the whole pack, piss twice, and the third time is a charm:)

CUMONIWANNATOKA

Mar 21 2005, 11:02 pm

My F'KIN rights are being violated and I am being forced to adhear to a new drug policy... Is there a way to pass a oral or saliva test??? Help me plZZZZZZ

gera

Mar 21 2005, 4:10 pm

I know several people (at least 5, maybe 10) that have passed a urine test with Vale's. At our local store they keep it behind the counter, so you have to ask for it by name. Use it EXACTLY as directed though, another friend of ours failed b/c he didn't follow the directions.Good luck to all!

Bud

Mar 20 2005, 11:08 am

Yeh i got a piss test in 2 weeks What should i buy that isnt expensive and i could buy at a local store?

Liberal Hippie

Mar 18 2005, 1:25 am

For the record... I have a large distaste for Fundamentalist Conservatives who ruin my fun by attacking marijuana... It's harmless!

But I need help... My supervisor(who is also a toker) informed me that there would be a drug test next week... It's Thrusday now.. It'll be on Monday or Tuesday... I bought some Sure Jell.. But I'm paranoid... I have to keep this job or... I look for a new place to live, ma fiance` may break it off with me(doubtful but I have to have the job to support her and our child on the way), and I won't have the money to get ma weekly ounces anymore... Any other suggestions? My friend told me to soak some toliet paper in bleach... Eat it... Chase it with water.. And I'll be fine... But I dunno, bleach like... Can kill you, right? And also... What is certo? Anything would be greatly appreciated.. Peace'n'Love... And much of "it" too. :)

420guy

Mar 15 2005, 1:55 pm

hey i also say bush is not my president

i think best way to fool pee test is to have someone pee in a bag for you and use a heat pad to heat it up

jcramit420

Mar 10 2005, 6:06 am

high to all the smokers of the world. i need some feedback on masking my urine with that stuff in a juice drink. The Stuff is the name of the product at my local feel rite store. Has nebody used it, does masking work? If not does neone have any suggestions? Please help
Smoker in need

mississippi high

Mar 7 2005, 9:44 pm

tomorrow i go in for a drug test. ive been drinking lots of water and taking goldenseal and craberry pills im going to take a home drug tonight to see how it is. i havent smoked any for 8 days. does anyone think it will work? answer please.

liza9560

Mar 6 2005, 7:00 pm

I come to this site often to give me peace of mind regarding piss tests. I'm on probation in TX, and I have to submit breatalizers and piss pretty regularly. Sure-Jell and Certo have ALWAYS worked for me and my pals, but we have only been given the little dip-stick, on-the-spot tests. The dip-stick tests don't detect dilluted urine, low creatine and niacine (vit. B-3)levels, or naproxen sodium (Alleve) or other OTC pain killers as false positives. If your pee gets sent to a lab, all of those things might occur. The super-detailed regimen posted by Tally 420 seems like a good way to prime yourself for a lab test. THC is stored in your fat cells, so the best way to keep it movin' on out is to exercise regularly, keep that metabolism up, and drink lots of water every day (for lots of healthy reasons). I love this site and all of your comments, because it really does make me feel at ease when I've smoked pot and have two days to see my P.O. I don't smoke that often, but I do every now and then, and reading that all you dirty-dirty, heavy-duty smokers (one of which I used to be!) endorse the Sure-Jell method truly helps me through this probation bullshit I've gotten myself into. Thanks to all of you!! Keep sharing!

badbob69 knutsville,tn

Mar 3 2005, 2:46 am

ok here the deal i 420 seven days a week--if you can enjoy
do it!!i'm up against not getting any if i can find what can cause false positive for Carisoprodol (soma)--thanks for help may-be i still to smoke and get my lovin--can send email to
badboborgoodbob@netscape.net

skye

Mar 2 2005, 9:50 pm

Hey Onceamonthtoker,
Yeah buddy, better get "the stuff" at your local health food store, dont load up on goldenseal or they'll red flag ya. but locate a cleanse solution and peee your way to a clean test. Once a month or not gotta protect yourself eh?
Skye

Aonceamonthtoker

Feb 28 2005, 4:38 pm

Hi, I know I am going to sound stupid, but I haven't smoked pot in about 6 years and my neighbor does, so I was like...who cares what's a hit going to do. I don't smoke very often, and I haven't done so in about two weeks. I have an interview Thursday, now I have a ton of water, but since I haven't smoked in so long. Will it still be in my system?

Tha(former)420 Man

Feb 27 2005, 3:29 pm

First off I would like to say that I love Marijuana. I have enjoyed it regularly over the course of at least 12 years. I love it! But you know what I am sick of busting my ass for a bull shit wage. As much as I enjoy it I am quitting. Not for life hell no! But for now. Its worth it to me. I just got a degree in Business and am sure to be tested for hire. Instead of trying to pass it and buying some shit Im just going clean. All the bullshit that is on the market that we can buy. Guess what? They can buy it too. They can test for it too. I have taken different brands and failed because they can test for additives etc. My mom drug tests people everyday. Its her job so Im kind of on the inside track as far as that goes. They switch it up too. Some urine, some hair and some saliva so good luck prepping for that. So to anyone saying fuck you for quitting or what not. No Fuck You because I am not a stupid pothead. I am someone who enjoys smoking pot but knows that in todays job market ur gonna get a test. Im just smart enough to ensure that I pass mine. I smoked everyday of my 12 plus years heavily and enjoyed every bit of it. But seriously maybe instead of looking for ways around it you should just stop for awhile. Take a break you can always come back. Plus you'll just get higher when you do. P.S. Fuck the haters! Even though I dont smoke now I can still embrace the culture and be on this website or any other one whenever I want. It's not just for users its a state of mind. Plus even without smoking you still gotta love a closeup of a phat chronic nug. Anyway Im out but much love to all the tokers. Fuck the govment and dont be a slave to anything including marijuana!

mr 420

Feb 27 2005, 11:27 am

HAIR TEST-----get hair stripper(your girlfriend or some girl u know will know what it is) strip your hair then re-dye it back to its normal color or as close as u can get

mr420

Feb 27 2005, 11:25 am

heres how to pass a pee test...get WATER PURIFICATION TABLETS...they are found at your local wal-mart or k- mart type stores...in the camping section in a very small bottle...they only cost about $5. I smoke a big fattie the nite befor the test and right away start drinking cool-aid mixxed with about 6 of these tablets drink about a gallon or so the night b4 and as much as u can the day of the test...now this is the important part....drink some chocolate milk right b4 u go into the test(this will put color back into ur system) and then go pee. IT WORKS...i know it seems hard to believe because it only cost 5 bucks...BUT IT DOES WORK

cbearclaw

Feb 25 2005, 10:57 pm

got a hair test next month. smoked like 3 months ago but know 6 months to get out of hair. do the shampoos work

thanks

clb2

Feb 23 2005, 3:11 pm

I got a friend that says to drink cranberry juice and just flush with water would this be good for a once or twice a week smoker?

420princess-tampa

Feb 21 2005, 10:33 am

my friend said that a product called ready-clean works, does any one know about that?

Tpeterson13

Feb 20 2005, 11:58 am

I have to take a drug test for a job interview on tuesday im going to try that sure jell method. I smoke everyday all day I dont work. Ill let you know if i passed.

Chronica -

Feb 20 2005, 11:39 am

I failed with Sure-Gel!!

I did the sure-gel thing, it was really nasty. So I was confident when I went in to take the test. When I went to go pee, I literally peed nothing but water it looked like.
The tester looked at the sample like she knew what was up and asked me if I was dilluting with water.
I told her that I always drink 8 glasses a day or I feel sick.
I got a call a few days later from a doc at the lab telling me that my urine had been tampered with.
She said that the gravity was way too low and that the creatine levels were too low and that there is no way that I submitted a 'untampered sample.'
I offered to take another, and they said that it would be up to my employer.
My employer considers cheating the same as failing.
So here I am now with no job.
Be careful with sure-gel.
I think they are catching on.

How To Pass - Tally 420

Feb 19 2005, 11:03 am

aspirin triggers a false negative on the common UA. SO use a combo of dilution and aspirin 2 beat test. Here's what I have done:
I dilute w/ h20 or gatorade or pedialyte. I add about 2 tablespoons of salt per quart
(tates bad).

I take 6 Tums or rolaids

The reason I do the above is to consume extra salts and minerals in the hopes that as I dilute my urine I am keeping my specific gravity up in case it is checked-- a low specific gravity, which will occur if you flush you system with excess water and it is a means of detecting dilution.

I dress professionally. I take a creatine supplement bginnning two days prior and up to test time--creatine does not build up in yor system very much so it doesnt make sense to increase it for much more than a day or so prior.
This is to keep creatinine levels in urine up.

Test day.

2 hours prior to test I get up and urinate then drink:
1 quart of liquid, creatine supp. 3 aspirin, 4 rolaids

1hour prior

1 quart of liquid, 3 aspirin, b vitamin, 4 rolaids

1/2 hour prior

2 quarts liquid, 2 aspirin, 4 rolaids
I uriniate as I feel the need throughout the process and right up to test time.
Take B vitamins to color urine yello.

Well that's it. That has worked for me three times now. ALWAYS TEST YOURSELF AT HOME FIRST. And when you find out you will be tested, DO NOT smoke! The longer you abstain the better.

CANNABIS MAN!

Feb 17 2005, 5:02 pm

I retain a new job at Diseny Studios. Now Drug testing!
What should I try??????
Cannabis Man?

420 princess-tampa

Feb 17 2005, 10:57 am

i've been smoking pot four over 10yrs. and yes i am a smart, sexy, and all around good person.i have a drug test to pass,has any one failed using the sur-gel method, if yes why? my favorate way to smoke is via blunts.

Slim

Feb 14 2005, 10:26 pm

I'm on probation for possesion and I get tested all the time. I've tried just about everything and can't afford to fail any more tests. I don't want to go to jail for failing a piss test, so I think I just can't smoke no more, and that's some bullshit! Fuckin' cops, they need to go fight real crime.

420 in Tallahassee

Feb 11 2005, 8:03 am

I have to take a test for a job with law enforcement. I just found out about the test yesterday, and I smoked right before I found out. I have anywhere from 15 days to 27 days before i have to take the test.
Any suggestions? I'm thinking sur-gel, has anybody else failed using this method? Also, does anybody know about those 200% guaranteed pills that they sell at GNC? What about Niacin tablets??
****HELP****!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks guys, and keep on lightin'

Gustov

Feb 4 2005, 1:59 am

Hello one and all. "former smoker" the man has busted your will and you've fallen in line with the rest of the sheep.
As a heavy truck tech I am subject to random drug tests at infrequent times. What I have found works best is lots of water. I also exercise(spl?) regularly and have a fast metabolism.
Like I have read from so many of you, the hardest working and safest people I know smoke pot.
Relax, the revolution will some day free us all. Until then, watch out for the former smokers- their knives are sharp and aimed at your backs.

SHE

Jan 31 2005, 2:23 pm

OK HERES ON FOR YOU I,M A DIALYSIS PATIENT ,I CAN'T PRODUCE URINE.THE LAST TIME I HAD A URINE TEST , WHEN I COULD PRODUCE I PASSED BECAUSE I HAD DIALYSIS FIRST. NOW I HAVE TO HAVE A DRUG TEST AGAIN FOR A NEW JOB ,SINCE I CAN'T URINATE I BELIEVE I'LL GET THE HAIRTEST .SO I'M WASHING MY HAIR W/ VINEGAR AND GIVING MYSELF A PERM HOPING THAT WILL STRIP ANY IF NOT ALL TOXINS FROM MY HAIR. ANY TIPS ARE WELCOME

bigblaze gezzy

Jan 26 2005, 2:24 pm

to pass a saliva test swish peroxide around in ya mouth right before you got to take the test where i live we dont get piss test it all ways oral drug test i pass them every time and i smoke bout 2oz every day

Corbellic

Jan 26 2005, 4:14 am

Let me tell you, I have not smoked in 20 days before my test on the 21st. I did not prepare with water or exercise or nothing, i just went in and said F*ck it. I weigh 160, high metaloism and knew I was clean because I know my body. I PAssed the test with flying colors and now making great bank, working for a bank. Trust your gut feeling an you all will be great.

Brad

Jan 25 2005, 8:16 pm

I have a drug test in 6 days and I took two hits off a joint last night. Other than that I have not smoked any in 8 months. Do I need to wory or will I pass the test? Worried in Texas, brad

depressed

Jan 25 2005, 10:37 am

i failed i want my 200% back

FAKE POT SUCKS

Jan 22 2005, 8:18 am

If you want to find out all about the crappy FAKE POT that High Times loves to sell lots of ads for, read this great article in CANNABIS CULTURE MAGAZINE
www.cannabisculture.com/articles/1526.html

Hope this helps

Jan 20 2005, 2:31 pm

I have passed 7 urine tests useing this method.
Drink buttloads of water, tea, gatoraid, etc. I like the "fastflush" pills. You drink 10 glasses of water in an hour.
I have a friend that swears 2 drops of visein (sp?) works.

If you fail a pee test, NEVER admit it. Get a lawyer.
I found out the hard way telling the truth just gets you fired. No matter what the company policy says.
After getting fired, I went to
The best lawyer in town.
He told me urine tests have false positives up to 36% of the time.
Thank god I now work at a place where they respect my privacy.

Marijuana Failure

Jan 19 2005, 4:45 pm

I was scheduled for a drug urine test. I smoke regularly and bought something that was touted as 100 percent no fail. I used the Super CleanP with Super Fizzies. I failed and was told that I have high Toxin levels in my system. Well, I spoke with the Doctor first before my prospective employer was advised of the results. I informed the supervisor and the Human Resources person in charge. I let them know first because I figured that was the right thing to do. What to do now? Am I to continue to act as a criminal and to continue to live in a world where alcoholism is rampant and destructive. There are positions where safety and work product is affected by drugs, but to peanlize those who use for recreation is wrong. I am a hard worker and am experienced in my career. I was applying for a position with a big company and was actually contacted by a recruiter. They contacted ME! Well, I am extremely disappointed, but its thier loss. Their next employee is PROBABLY a closet alcoholic who will only work enough to not get fired. I salute all of you out there continuing to survive in a modern era of persecution. By the way, I learned my lesson and will never use Detox drinks. I will try to use a substitute urine kit. So next time a nurse treats you, secretary answers a phone, or order food, remember, Stoners make the world go round.

nebsmoker

Jan 16 2005, 1:59 am

“Saliva drug testing has been touted as a "fitness for duty" test, as its window of detection begins as soon as a drug is ingested. Saliva drug testing will reveal only current or very recent (within the past twelve hours) marijuana use, but will detect use of cocaine, opiates, methamphetamine and Ecstasy over the past two to three days (urine will detect these drugs for three or four days after use).

nebsmoker

Jan 16 2005, 1:56 am

The FDA has recently given Epitope, Inc approval to begin manufacturing saliva drug testing. In a study using RIA (Radioimmunoassay) test, cannabinoids were detected in saliva 4 to 10 hours after subjects smoked a single marijuana joint. Epitope has recently developed a test which detects drugs or their metabolites in saliva. However, this sort of drug testing is limited to detecting very recent drug use. In one study, saliva testing was only able to detect cannabinoids 4-10 hours after the subjects had been smoking.

nebsmoker

Jan 16 2005, 1:56 am

Substance Detection Time

Alcohol 24 hours
Amphetamines 2-5 days
Barbiturates (Short-Acting) 1-5 days
Barbiturates (Long-Acting Barbital, Phenobarbital) 2-4 weeks
Benzodiazepines 7-10 days
Cannabinoids (THC, Marijuana) 14-60 days
Clenbuterol 4-6 days
Cocaine 1-4 days
Codeine 8-10 days
Euphoric (Mushrooms) 1-7 days
MDMA (Ecstasy) 1-7 days
Ketamine (Special K) 9-14 days
LSD 1-7 days
Methadone 8-10 days
Nicotine (Cigarettes) 3-7 days
Opiates 8-10 days
Peptide hormones undetectable
Phencyclidine (PCP) 2-4 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene 6 hours to 2 days
Steroids (anabolic oral) 14-28 days
Steroids (anabolic parenterally) 1-3 months

The amount of drug test passing time that a drug metabolite remains detectable in urine can vary, depending on the following factors:

Amount and Frequency of Use: Single, isolated, small doses are generally detectable at the lower boundary. Chronic and long-term use typically result in detection periods near or at the upper boundary.

Metabolic Rate: Individuals with slower body metabolism are prone to longer drug test passing detection periods.

Body Mass: In general, human metabolism slows with increased body mass, resulting in longer drug test passing detection periods. In addition, THC (marijuana's active ingredient) and PCP are known to accumulate in fatty lipid tissue. Chronic users, physically inactive users, and individuals with a high percentage of body fat in relation to total body mass are prone to longer drug test passing detection periods for THC and PCP.

Overall Health: In general, human metabolism slows during periods of deteriorating health, resulting in longer drug test passing detection periods.

Drug Tolerance: Users typically metabolize a drug faster once a tolerance to the drug is established.

Urine pH: Urine pH can impact drug test passing detection periods. Typically, highly acidic urine results in shorter drug test passing detection periods.

skeezix

Jan 12 2005, 10:34 am

Passing an oral fluid test is straightforward. Simply abstain for a period in excess of 6 hours. In other words...don't smoke in the morning before your job interview.

goodcitizen

Jan 11 2005, 11:54 pm

Check our marijuana.com for some extensive information about drug testing- you will feel like a chemist when you are done reading. More information is better since this is so critical to so many of us.

maury

Jan 11 2005, 12:17 am

yo does the fruit pectin work? wat if you are a big dude like 300 pounds does the shit work? how do you take the shit?does anyone know?

Anarchy03

Jan 10 2005, 11:31 pm

Hey FUCK you former smoker!!!! I have got caught too and i still smoke weed cuz i love it. All I have to say about rug tests are that what I o outsie of work is my own business, not their's

silenttype

Jan 8 2005, 9:39 pm

I'm 2 for 3 in passing drug tests. The third test that failed took me completely by surprise. After a workplace accident I was escorted to the medical facility and I didnt have time to do a thing. I have only tried strenous physical exercise and massive amounts of water leading up to my tests that Ive passed. I go to the bathroom frequently before my tests to 'flush my system'
and it worked twice. I wish all of you who have to take the test good luck. At the end of the day, it's just a job! Please share any succesfull test breaking info for all of us...take two hits and pass

goodcitizen

Jan 8 2005, 7:21 pm

Thanks to all who provide information on passing the tests. Like the rest of you I need this job and am sweating over this invasion of my privacy. Do you all believe the home tests work and if you are negative on them you will be negative for the regular test? Let me know if anyone has failed a test after passing the home test kits. And does everyone realize the craziness of watching TV and being told to take a pill for EVERYTHING but not being allowed to smoke weed?

silenttype

Jan 5 2005, 12:41 am

One has to make a choice to be in an environment that is more tolerable. Creative fields tend to be conducive to relaxed work places.

I was 33 before I realized what I didnt like in my workplace. I still dont really know 'what I want to be when I grow up.' I'm just making better decisions to make myself happy.

tkrsmkr

Jan 4 2005, 2:23 pm

This is for former smoker in the middle of the page. you need to fuck off.I smoke and speak perfect english you ass hole.If you dont smoke anymore then good for you,Im sorry you were to stupid and got caught a few times but that doesnt mean everyone that smokes is an idiot.Yes you have an opinion but if you dont smoke anymore stay off this site you have no business here anyway.peace out and stay high folks.

420DestinY420

Dec 30 2004, 4:24 pm

does any body know a quick way 2 pass an oral drug test with products at home...for example Would listerine work i have searched all over the internet and it is just trying to sell me shit... i need somebodys help! I HAVE TO KEEP THIS JOB!!!

ssdd666

Dec 29 2004, 4:58 am

its all bullshit... i beleive in DUWI and DUI laws... but not possesion laws... when america goes around bragging about being a free country it needs to be free... i dont mean like do as you please, kil and get away with it, but if it doesnt directly hurt someone else than it should be legal... me tokin up is in no way going to affect the way somone else functions... after the WAMM raid i highly dispise DEA and similar federal agencies... they get this attitude like "i got a gun, a badge, and a walkie talkie... im a hardass get the fuck down or ill shoot your ass bitch..." I HATE HARDASS COPS... back to the topic: My school does drug tests, saposedly the teachers were informed of the "signs" of marijuana use. If you are even caught sleeping in class, its a drug test on the spot! Trouble is they use saliva tests, which are only detectable up to 16 hours! Oh well, I was recently expelled from that school, currently going to alt. school. Its right/legit there, as long as your not packin on school grounds its all good!
PEACE~~STAY SMOKIN!!!

pookmonster

Dec 21 2004, 12:40 pm

what do i mis with my sure jell to make it work

needtopass

Dec 14 2004, 12:30 pm

looking for a way to pass the piss test. Does sure jell really work? Should I combine it with one of those drinks that I bought. I alsooo need this job.

SmokeAmerica - Orlando

Dec 7 2004, 12:14 pm

This comment is for Reformed Smoker: Just because you feel you've errored in some way by smoking pot doesn't mean you're right. Marajuana does not cause our youth to use improper english or to be undereducated. If you'd like to blame someone for the seemingly unintelligent mindset of American youth, blame our education system. Blame their parents for allowing them to ignore their education. In addition, you've obviously forgotten about some of the studies they've done on the effects of marajuana when operating heavy equipment. The last time I checked the marajuana user was much more careful than the sober operator. I assume you probably think it's o.k. to abuse alcohol though huh? Quite frankly, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, don't say anything at all.

SmokeAmerica - Orlando

Dec 7 2004, 12:03 pm

I would just like to say that I think many people on this site have made some very valid points. I would like to note that the Army's advice about sure gell may not be completely correct. I myself am a former (ex) Marine. I know for a fact that not every bottle is tested in the military. My unit was so hard-core about busting drug users that I took a piss test every damn week. I used pills from GNC called Q Clean, Quick tabs, you name it they have a few different brands, all of them run approximately 45.00 a piece. Anyway I always thought they worked as well. But once a found out that only a few bottles from each batch are tested, it's possible that I only passed because they didn't test my bottle. I've been smoking just about 15 years now everyday religiously. I actually popped on a piss test 30 days before my discharge date for 17 nanograms of THC. The limit in the military is 15. I actually went to the brig(jail) lost over a month's salary, all of my rank and was discharded with an Other than Honorable. This was 30 days before my 4 years was up mind you. I had already received several medals and ribbons, I was a 3rd award shooting expert, I was the best damn diesel mechanic in my unit and I'm a girl. The U.S. Gov't has a serious problem with drug users and this isn't the 60's anymore. People don't come together to make a change anymore, and even if they did I'm not sure how much change they could actually accomplish. The best advice I have for anyone is live your life regardless of the law. If you get a job and have to take a piss test be careful, if you fail you fail. Life goes on and if you're a good person the right job will come your way. Smoke responsibly.

Zippermoon

Dec 6 2004, 12:57 pm

Hey I passed the oral test. I had smoked the night before the test almost a full 20 hours before I took the test. I know that this sort of test can detect a cig smoker even if he hasnt smoked in 2 years. How I passed I do not know. They may not check for THC or maybe it wasnt enough in my system to pull a positive. I read somewhere that a guy would wash his mouth out with Mouth wash right before the test. If they are determined they can pull your DNA ect....but who knows right. Im looking into ways to pass this test with the cheapest methods and will post back once I learn more. But it seems to me if you do not pass you can say that you think it was a false positive and that it must have been from over the counter medicines...Aleve...tylenol..can cause a false positive for THC.

antman

Dec 4 2004, 2:07 pm

What are the detection times of an oral drug test? What are some over the counter ways of passing this type of test? When I say over the counter I mean Wal-Mart type products. My company has moved to this test instead of urine. I am a chronic pot smoker, 2-3 joints a day, 365 days a year. Been doing that for over 10 years now. I have used detoxification products in the past and failed with all of them. So I don’t think they are worth the risk or the money. However I did pass a urine test after stopping for 48 hours and drinking 2 gallons of water 2 hours before the test. I see a lot of different stuff on oral tests but nothing gives me a warm fuzzy on the detection window of this type of test. Where can I find FREE information on how long I need to stop to pass? I looked all over the web and all I see are people trying to make a buck on passing drug tests. What ever happened to helping out your smoking brothers for nothing?

Griz

Dec 3 2004, 1:22 am

NYC/BX/Sec1

Yo My People what tha fuck is goin on in this country. Money thats what this country is built and tha only reason why weed is not legal is because tha goverment cant make money off of it because theres so much money made off of it illegally. Get high but get that paper first so if you gotta stop smokin to get a job cause you gotta take a drug test do it and be responsably. Another thing stop using bamboo paper what tha fuck get a dutch and roll up it burns slower.

Zippermoon

Nov 28 2004, 1:26 pm

Inkman I dont think I did it right. So if its done right hopefully it will work but yuck yuck yuck

inkman

Nov 25 2004, 7:39 pm

does sure jell affect ph? don't they question your pee being clear? do I take a vitamin B, to make my urine yellow? Promise me this works. Just like everybody else, I neeeed this job!!!

Zippermoon

Nov 24 2004, 11:24 am

I just took a oral drug test (yesterday) I was not prepared. I am not a big time smoker but I have smoked in the past week. I am actually trained to do these test myself through a Insurance Company I use to work for. They took these test for Life Insurance policies. They are said to be able to detect if someone has smoked a cig in the last 2 years. Now my question is am I going to pass? Ill let you know if I do. No one here has said much on if they passed an oral test and if they did/didnt what they did. I did the sure gell thing like 10 years ago and falled a piss test so I never went that route again. It also make me so sick. Anyways Id like to hear more on the oral testing and your results.

einstein/nostradamus

Nov 22 2004, 4:40 am

America stands for freedom, "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." Yet I am not free to pursue what makes me happy. I hurt nobody in my victimless "crime." Your born, you experience life, you grow old and fade forever. I have only one life. I spend my entire life helping people and not hurting one living thing, where is my crime? Over time people have been pursecuted and even killed for the most ridiculous reasons. 1000 years ago you would be killed for saying the earth revolves around the sun... 500 years ago you would get life in prison or death for teaching that the world was in fact round... 300 years ago human beings with different languages and appearances were thought to be savages and immediately enslaved beaten or killed... 200 years ago Harvard college was founded just before american judges and priests decided to burn women and their families at will claiming they were witchs (mostly for their own profit) 80 years ago You couldnt go to a local bar to have a beer with the boys. Due to the disgusting experiment "prohibition" Alcohol could get you anywhere from 24 hours to 20 years in prison.
Prohibition didnt work then and it does not work now. BUT it is written down and will be remembered as a dark spot on america's record. A time will come when there are just too many more important cases due to overpopulation. One day the government will be forced to sit down and re-think exactly what laws are still meaningful. Every moment spent arresting, harrassing, and inprisoning marijuana users is a complete waste of time and money. Life is hard enough without Big Brother standing on your neck. You only live once, as long as it doesnt affect anyone else on earth, do what makes you happy.

Former Smoker

Nov 22 2004, 1:34 am

As you can see I used to frequently smoke marijuana myself, but thankfully was busted a few times and saw the error of my ways. The fact is that it is illegal and will continue to be so for a very long time. So saying you hate the government and that smoking is your own business really doesn't work when you have stoned dumbass kids (and adults for that matter) driving on the road where people who are abading the law can be injured. Quit your bitching, if you want to know why it is illegal just look at some of the idiots that display their ridiculously low level of intelligence on this site. It is called English, ladies and gentlemen, and it is not that hard to learn.

TokingFor33years

Nov 22 2004, 1:30 am

SALIVA DETECTION TIMES:

According to California NORML "Less sensitive are saliva tests, which register positive for about 2-4 hours after smoking. If you have used marijuana in the last few days but are not currently under the influence, you should insist on a blood (or saliva) test instead of a urine test if at all possible, since you are more likely to turn up clean."

http://www.canorml.org/

Younggrandma

Nov 14 2004, 6:50 pm

A vast majority smoke pot and more importantly, a vast majority of powerful, upper class, with the power to make a change smoke pot. These people are the ones that could make a change but are to afraid to admit publicly that they are pot users because they will lose there $$$$$$$ jobs. So they live as though they are better than the rest not wanting to lose there social standing....Example I was at a dinner party with my fiance. These people live on the other side of the tracks as they say ( hight income areas, VERY high). Personally I don't really like these people because I am constantly debating with them as they all ways get on the subject of the no good lazy people that don't make as much money as them ( they are so self centered they don't realize I am on of THOSE). Anyway there was a couple there and the husband is a Brain Surgeon, guy was on the phone off and on all night because he had a pending surgery depending on a patients condition. At the dinner table the Doc. was asking the host if he could get him some smoke ( I was listening in on the conversation...when voices get lower I tend to listen better...I am a woman..LOL)...well he said my fiance was the one to hook up with. Doc. say's no can you do it....he's not wanting us to know he smokes....can’t blame him, he didn't even know us after all....but my point is the so called upper class are BIG pot heads also....and if they would make a stand something would change....Instead they live a life lying to there friends and acting as if they are against it when the whole time they are smoking the Best weed in town.........One more thing these people WERE the Hippies and the nonconformist.....I wonder what happened.......

Amazonblonde

Nov 10 2004, 9:27 am

I just wanted to sing the praises of the sure-jell concoction for passing a wiz quiz. I got on here yesterday am frantically searching for a way to pass a test yesterday for a government job. I did what the military guy said, drank a 2 liter of water to piss clear, then I added a whole pack of sure jell to a big thing of gatorade and slammed that before I went for the test. I also popped a couple vitamin B pills to make the urine not look watered down. I drank the stuff at 9 a.m. and by 11:40 when I took the test I PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS!!! No traces of marijuana whatsoever, and I am a daily smoker of the good stuff! I LOVE SURE JELL!!!!

ReSpec

Nov 3 2004, 11:29 pm

Unreal, year 2004 we be mad killin folk round da worl livin life dey babylon, man still come round talkin crazy bout me boobonic.
Malanakkkaa

pissed off pot head

Nov 1 2004, 11:32 pm

this is a fuck,n outrage when is america gonna realize pot smokers arent bad weed is god's flower legalize

rockwings

Nov 1 2004, 12:48 am

This insane Drug War will never end until there is a real revolution. Mail ALL of your Urine, Hair, Spit and Sweat to the White House and the Supreme Court. URINE AMERIKA!!! At lease VOTE out the Son of a Bush!!!

dub420

Oct 24 2004, 10:37 pm

does anyone kno the detection time for a saliva test?

BloodshotBen

Oct 24 2004, 3:13 pm

Does Sur-Gel work for saliva tests as well?

ParaBud

Oct 22 2004, 4:06 am

I work for the county as I am a paramedic and we get random drug testing. It is simple piss tests but I have not heard of this sur gel stuff, I always bought a cleansing type product from a company like ABDETOX or something, but it can be costly. If you guys know a cheaper way please let me know how to use it because I havent heard of it. I have heard a drop or two of visine or clorox in your pee will make it pass also, but labs can now detect this. I had a coworker busted on that one. Someone fill me in? 420'in

TehDrunkenMidget

Oct 21 2004, 9:37 pm

Same thing happened to me where i showed up at an interview ready for a piss test but they gave that q-tip thing. I took it anyway and passed, so i think that they actually aren't as good as piss tests

Scoot420

Oct 21 2004, 8:51 pm

I tried to get a job last week and knowing that i was going to get tested i come prepared to pass a piss test. When i got there they handed me a f****** q-tip and told me to put it under my tongue for a drug test. I've pissed in plenty of bottles but what the hell is up with this horse shit. So i told them to kiss my ass and left. Does anyone know how to pass a saliva test and how accurate are these new test.

Donjuan

Oct 20 2004, 3:04 am

that shit really workes i also passed thats great hip hip horray very good jod. im still somking bud still smoking weed 420 baby

azbowhunter

Oct 16 2004, 1:17 pm

Holly shit I passed !!!!!! That shit works I got to thank the U.S army for that handy tip not only are they keepin us safe from the terroists but they are helping us pass drug tests.And this was not an accident either Iam as dirty as three of ya put together!!!! 420 4 ever

refrigator maker

Oct 13 2004, 2:34 am

well after 27 years on the job I got tested after a "near miss" I bumped into a crate on a fork lift, did not hurt any equipment or damage any property and did not hurt anyone. I was even told by my supervisor and first aid nurse that it was apperant that I was not under the influnce. but still I was released. the damn war has made it so you can't even come home and smoke a joint in your own liveing room late, late at night with out somebody wanting you to piss in a dixie cup.

donjuan

Oct 12 2004, 2:22 pm

well i took a drug test today and i used sur-jell not sure if i passed it or not will know tomarrow .i will write tomarrow if i passed ornot

Donjuan

Oct 8 2004, 1:32 pm

on the SUR-GEL IT REALLY WORKES my frind and i smoked one that night the next day he had to take a drug test and it fucking worked. He said he has used it before and it worked. go figer!!!! very cheap at wall mart. i am going to try it my self monday.write back results

azbowhunter

Oct 6 2004, 4:00 pm

To the US Army guy.I have obtained a work injury which is causing me to take a drug test for work mans comp and i am going to try your advise on the sur jell.Will keep ya all informed if this new affordable method works!!!! 420 all day!!!

ScaredShitlessinChicago

Sep 30 2004, 11:32 pm

I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS SOMETHIN I CAN TAKE LIKE SOMETHIN TO MASK MY MOUTH CUZ I KNOW I WAS SMOKIN WEDS NIGHT

ScaredShitlessinChicago

Sep 30 2004, 11:31 pm

I gotta take a saliva test tomorrow and Im scared as hell!! Nobody in the Chicago area sells the shit I need that I could find...Anybody know where I could find something in Chicago or the suburbs tomorrow morning before 11am? Im so fuckin screwed!

Lanshayol

Sep 28 2004, 9:44 pm

I agree that alcohol is just as much a drug as THC. Alcohol makes you lazy and contributes to heart and liver disease. It obviously makes people less productive. Who feels like doing any work after a hangover; no you would rather sleep all day, right. The public and the government does not upon alcohol though because it is a societal tradition. Alcohol also numbs the ability to think. I personally THC liberates the thought process and allows to see the truth for what it really is. The people in charge know this and that was what the sixties were all about. Freedom of mind through hallucigenics. I personally believe what you do in your own home is your own business, and drug tests directly violate that basic freedom. The world is screwed up.

bjtweak

Sep 28 2004, 9:33 pm

I recently moved to NJ where I applied for a job w/ a masonry company.. i quit smoking pot for 2 1/2 months but when I took my drug test, i still failed for marijuana. The Medical Examiner called me and asked me if I had taken any prescription or over-the-counter drugs in the last week. At the time I told her no, and was kind of in shock that I had failed. Then, about a week later, I realized that I didn't mention the anti-inflammatory drug Naproxen Sodium I had been taking. After some research on the internet, I found that it was possible for Naproxen to cause false-positives on drug tests. I immediately called the medical examiner who gave me a big run-around and basically refused to admit that the test could be wrong. I called the employer and explained the situation to her and she explained she could not do anything without a written statement from the medical examiner. So, here I am, sitting at home now with no job and no money because of flawed drug-tests and an anti-inflammatory drug I take for my shoulder. I feel these drug tests either need to be improved as to not create such false positives, or do away with it altogether.

One Pissed Employee

Sep 23 2004, 12:14 pm

I just recently quit my Pizzeria job to find something that would pay me more money. I went on a job search and found an opening at Verizon Wireless. I interviewed for the job and was hired 2 days later through a TEMP agency called Adecco. The job agent at Adecco didn't mention anything about a drug test until the day that i was supposted to be working. Now, needless to say, but at a pizzeria, everyone's a Pot head. So i take the test, knowing that i'm gunna fail and i started working a half hour later. So six days go by and i have worked the past 5 days and i get a call from the lab where my urine sample was sent. The doctor give me the results and of course i fail. The next morning i get a call from the Adecco agency saying that they recieved the results and that i was fired. I demanded that i retest, saying that "i haven't touched the stuff in over 2 years." and they said that there is no way possible for a retest. If anyone can help me Please e-mail me at incliker@rochester.rr.com

P.S. Bush is not my President

Anonymous

Sep 22 2004, 12:51 pm

I don't know if any of you were informed, but in my high-school right now they're making a precedent and performing manditory drug-tests for atheletes in New York State. Fort Edward school district in particular..

ramblinzeppelin

Sep 21 2004, 8:19 pm

!!Big Toka!!
I was just wonderin what pot does to your body after you have been smokin for a long time and do continue to smoke.
Just curious

AaroninIraq

Sep 21 2004, 7:20 am

I am a soldier in the US Army. I have been smoking since I was 16 and I have never stopped. I have passed 4 "random" drug tests during my stint in the army, due to this wonderful thing called Sur-Gel, used to make jams,jellies, jell-o...ect. I have passed tests the day after I smoked. The stuff is outstanding. You wouldn't believe how many people in the military smoke every day and pass tests with this stuff. My friends and I used to go to work high and actually worked better than when we were sober. My Sergeants not only knew that I smoked weed but that I was high at work. They didn't care because they knew that some of the best workers were the stoners believe it or not. If your looking to pass a test I recomend Sur-Gel. Drink WATER till you piss clear, add a packet of Sur-Gel to a pop bottle sized container of water and drink. Continue to drink water and give at least and hour for this to work. You will be good for the next two to three hours. I have proven this to work personally. $1.17 @ Wal-Mart.

Johnny Richter

Sep 20 2004, 2:30 am

in my eyes, anyone who smokes at work shouldnt be working at all.there is a time and a place for smoking and on the job isnt one.im not trying to be an "Uncle Tom" smoker or anything like that but god damn how stupid can people be?
i want pot to be legal as much as the next smoker but when you have 16 year old kid getting behind the wheele after smoking a quarter do you feel safe?

LEGALIZE FREEDOM KMK!

pennylane

Sep 16 2004, 10:45 pm

As a concerned american, I feel we are having our freedoms stolen by the goverment. We need to get back to the 60's when people had a voice and more important they used it. Now is the time to stand together and get real=)

blazin78

Sep 16 2004, 10:02 am

I smoke every single day at work and i don't care what kind of drug tests they develop, keep smokin! i work on $40k vehicles and not a one person suspects anything. i perform better stoned.

p.s. Bush is a criminal

emoney

Sep 15 2004, 9:31 pm

my rents bought a pack of 50 drug tests off ebay for chron. found out the mad stressin way but i can pass after 3 or 4 days, i think most of those insta tests are pretty easy to pass. but at 2.50$ each what can u expect, keep blazin, even the cops here(bc) tell are classes they think it should be legal and if they roast us with it theres no way they'll charge us

Antz

Sep 13 2004, 2:25 pm

I've been working at a supermarket now for over a year an have been getting high everyday at work an nobody has said a anything to me, so do what i do, ignore the fact thats its illegal an sssmmmoookkkeee!!!!!

Free Da Weed

Canada Dan

Sep 13 2004, 11:24 am

You are all invited to come up here. My workplace will be hiring a midnight shift soon at around $25./hr. There are quite a few of us pot heads, and nobody seems to care. I work stoned all the time as do many of my buddies, and no one is having an issue.

Canada...the REAL land of the free.

BC Bud Rocks!

420th Dank

Sep 13 2004, 12:52 am

Alright listen up. If you ask me both sides of the argument are stupid. People are ignorant. In a world this populated we are going to have so many opposing views and thoughts that there is no way to make everyone happy. Right now if you are a stoner (like myself) you are fucked and most likely sentanced to a life of pain and agony and the feeling of defeat. Being stereotyped and not socially accepted is something that comes along with smoking pot or the stoner title. Yes if you ask me it's worth it. Whether we like it or not, a vast majority frowns upon pot and more importantly, a vast majority of powerful, upper class, with the power to make a change frown upon pot. Our only hope is cultural genocide.

coco in phoenix

Sep 9 2004, 3:18 pm

this is for jason for texas did you ever to think that the thc wasn't that high to begin with? maybe you just started smoken or maybe you don't smoke that much i would reccommend everyone to be aware of the drug testing process & just be careful nothing in life is for sure?:)!

jason420houston

Sep 9 2004, 2:43 pm

High,
My X-employer went to the saliva tests. I worked in a small retail space in a strip mall for a corporate company. I saw my ex-cop/manager pull up....i immediately swished my mouth vigorously with clear colored Gatorade, thinking the high fructose would mask the THC. It worked. The next time I used Biotene, a clear, alcohol free mouth wash and it worked.
Stayin high in Hou$ton,
jAsOn

DK

Sep 6 2004, 12:16 am

The fact is this: the Government is so consumed in the "drug war" they lose sight of what they initially started out to stop, by introducing the drug testing. And the intention was to stop intoxication at one's place of employment (i.e. more productive workers). However ovetime it has mutated into an all-out war on users of marijuana. I for one can vouch for numerous users who are some of the most productive people i know. Most of these people do not use while on the job, and only use when they are on their own time doing their own thing. I cannot see the harm in this, they are not hurting anyone or anything. On the other hand our country has huge alcohol and obesity problems, both of which limit one's production, yet the government turns a blind eye at them. If that's not IGNORANCE I don't know what is!

MikeS

Aug 28 2004, 2:15 am

They popped me, randomly, and I haven't smoked in 2 weeks.
And showed up dirty. Damn it!!!!!

Jade_ls2001

Aug 28 2004, 12:39 am

When you go to get your UA, they will see alcahol. If you have drank in the last couple days they will see it. THey may not say anything depending on how much there is and of corse if your 21. But your employer may be informed. It will go in your file. Then your employer may kinda keep an eye on you for alcahol abuse.

Kat

Aug 27 2004, 2:14 pm

What has always astounded me, and will probably continue to do so throughout the course of my life, is that no employee that I know of can be tested for alcohol use and alcohol is a huge problem in this country, affecting productivity, work attendance, etc. The Marijuana tests do not determine if an employee is currently intoxicated, they just tell the employer that the employee has used it prior to his test, say on the weekend or on their own time. The drug tests seem aimed at pot smokers, and I personally know quite a few pot smokers that are very successful and productive--I have a hard time understanding why the government wants to continue to ignore cold, hard facts.

Pea$ Dizzle

Aug 18 2004, 1:40 am

Fuck all federal agencies

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