CHAPTER 2: SKILLS GENERATION JOINTS Not every joint gets finished. What's left behind is universally known as a roach, presumably because of its resemblance to a cockroach. Usually there's not much worth saving, but sometimes a decent-sized roach finds it way onto the coffee table. Peel back the singed paper and you'll find a choice little nugget of bud in there, nicely cured by the smoke that's already passed through it on the way to your mouth. Collect seven sizable roaches and roll them together. That's a first-generation joint, strong and smooth. Roll up the roaches from seven first-generation joints, and you're puffing a second-generation joint, a dankly decadent smoke requiring the harvest of fifty roaches. To reach the seventh generation, you'd have to roll 823,543 joints. If you start today and smoke three joints per day, saving every roach, it will only take you 754 years to achieve this worthy goal. Better get rolling.

This guy's girlfriend only lets him smoke one joint per day.