A Florida Biochemist Designs a Citrus Tree with THC
Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:52 pm
After Nanofsky produced his driver's license the police officer asked permission to search the vehicle. In less than two minutes, the officer found a homemade pipe underneath the passenger's seat of the Ford Aerostar belonging to the teenage driver's parents. The minivan was seized, and the two youths were taken into custody on suspicion of drug possession.
Illegal possession of drug paraphernalia ranks second only to open container violations on the crime blotter of this Florida college town. And yet the routine arrest of 16 year-old Nanofsky and the seizure of his family's minivan would inspire one of the most controversial drug-related scientific discoveries of the century.
Meet Hugo Nanofsky, biochemist, Florida State University tenured professor, and the parental authority who posted bail for Irwin Nanofsky the night of July 8, 1984. The elder Nanofsky wasn't pleased that his son had been arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia, and he became livid when Tallahassee police informed him that the Aerostar minivan would be permanently remanded to police custody.
Over the course of the next three weeks, Nanofsky penned dozens of irate letters to the local police chief, the Tallahassee City Council, the State District Attorney and, finally, even to area newspapers. But it was all to no avail.
Under advisement of the family lawyer, Irwin Nanofsky pled guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia in order to receive a suspended sentence and have his juvenile court record sealed. But in doing so, the family minivan became "an accessory to the crime." According to Florida State law, it also became the property of the Tallahassee Police Department Drug Task Force. In time, the adult Nanofsky would learn that there was nothing he could do legally to wrest the vehicle from the hands of the state.
It was in the fall of 1984 that John Chapman Professor of Biochemistry at Florida State University, now driving to work behind the wheel of a used Pontiac Bonneville, first set on a pet project that he hoped would "dissolve irrational legislation with a solid dose of reason." Nanofsky knew he would never get his family's car back, but he had plans to make sure that no one else would be pulled through the gears of what he considers a Kafka-esque drug enforcement bureaucracy.
"It's quite simple, really," Nanofsky explains, "I wanted to combine Citrus sinesis with Delta 9-tetrahydrocannabinol." In layman's terms, the respected college professor proposed to grow oranges that would contain THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. Fourteen years later, that project is complete, and Nanofsky has succeeded where his letter writing campaign of yore failed: he has the undivided attention of the nation's top drug enforcement agencies, political figures, and media outlets.
The turning point in the Nanofsky saga came when the straight-laced professor posted a message to Internet newsgroups announcing that he was offering "cannabis-equivalent orange tree seeds" at no cost via the U.S. mail. Several weeks later, U.S. Justice Department officials showed up at the mailing address used in the Internet announcement: a tiny office on the second floor of the Dittmer Laboratory of Chemistry building on the FSU campus. There they would wait for another 40 minutes before Prof. Nanofsky finished delivering a lecture to graduate students on his recent research into the "cis-trans photoisomerization of olefins."
"I knew it was only a matter of time before someone sent me more than just a self-addressed stamped envelope," Nanofsky quips, "but I was surprised to see Janet Reno's special assistant at my door." After a series of closed door discussions, Nanofsky agreed to cease distribution of the THC-orange seeds until the legal status of the possibly narcotic plant species is established.
Much to the chagrin of authorities, the effort to regulate Nanofsky's invention may be too little too late. Several hundred packets containing 40 to 50 seeds each have already been sent to those who've requested them, and Nanofsky is not obliged to produce his mailing records. Under current law, no crime has been committed and it is unlikely that charges will be brought against the fruit's inventor.
Now it is federal authorities who must confront the nation's unwieldy body of inconsistent drug laws. According to a source at the Drug Enforcement Agency, it may be months if not years before all the issues involved are sorted out, leaving a gaping hole in U.S. drug policy in the meantime. At the heart of the confusion is the fact that THC now naturally occurs in a new species of citrus fruit.
As policy analysts and hemp advocates alike have been quick to point out, the apparent legality (for now) of Nanofsky's "pot orange" may render debates over the legalization of marijuana moot. In fact, Florida's top law enforcement officials admit that even if the cultivation of Nanofsky's orange were to be outlawed, it would be exceedingly difficult to identify the presence of outlawed fruit among the state's largest agricultural crop.
Amidst all of the hubbub surrounding his father's experiment, Irwin Nanofsky exudes calm indifference. Now 30-years-old and a successful environmental photographer, the younger Nanofsky can't understand what all of the fuss is about. "My dad's a chemist. He makes polymers. I doubt it ever crossed his mind that as a result of his work tomorrow's kids will be able to get high off of half an orange."










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high4life
Apr 25 2009, 9:47 pm
Mike
Mar 16 2009, 9:59 pm
thc wheaties
Feb 22 2009, 8:46 pm
URBAN LEGEND
Nov 2 2008, 2:42 pm
yeah...
Oct 11 2008, 9:29 pm
Jo
Mar 4 2008, 7:08 am
And livin' right near the border to Georgia I bet I can get my hands on quite a few peanuts.
And even if nothing happens because of it, I'll have a great story to tell my kids one day! ^_^
Sickkid90
Feb 18 2008, 12:10 pm
LovesToSmoke
Feb 7 2008, 8:42 am
4-20-08
Don’t laugh or mock it, just do it!
EVERYBODY who lights up, EVERYBODY who is tired of the gov’t putting their guns in our faces and taking our lives needs to participate!
EVERBODY!
On 4-20-08 we start mailing and we keep mailing until they acquiesce!
It’s not expensive, if we can afford the smoke, we can afford the nuts!
Why wait for the puppets at HT or NORML and the host of others who fight more for our money more than our cause? Remember last years TV show, Jericho, which was cancelled? The fans got it renewed by bombarding those who cancelled it with peanuts, after the last line of the last show. What if we mailed millions of bags of peanuts to the white house? Lets freak out some politicians! It’s peaceful, it’s legal and there is not a damn thing they can do about it or, once started, stop, without ending prohibition first! Isn’t it time we did something besides acquiesces to their rules and play the voting game sham?
The rules:
1) Make the 'return' address the same as the 'send to' address. This forces them to deliver because they can't return the package to it's origin. If the white house refuses to accept the peanuts, the post office must contend with it. Which means the white house has to deal with it anyway.
2) Make the package half a pound, no more than one pound. We want lots of packages, not one big one!
3) Write in big letters 'END MJ PROHIBITION!' on the package.
4) Use ONLY the US postal service. Bringing the postal system to a grinding halt will help make the point! No point punishing UPS and the like.
5) Spread this around! Get everyone involved!
6) Ignore any protests of how terrorists can make use of it. Politicians have been ignoring us without concern for our safety. If they force us to live in fear, them let them join us at the table and share in the meal they prepared!
LovesToSmoke
Feb 7 2008, 8:25 am
Yes! Excellent idea!
Savant
Feb 5 2008, 2:24 am
John Chapman....
Ring any bells? How about Johnny Appleseed.
Urban Legend
Feb 4 2008, 12:37 am
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=76;t=000176;p=1
HOT 98
Feb 1 2008, 4:26 am
Like really, what was the long term impact of all the scientists gene splicing? I still can't call up my guy and ask for a dozen oranges to use in my mamosas ten years after he distributed the seeds freely to the public
Five bucks says over half those seeds got forgot about when the victory smoke commenced at the arrival of the "magic beans" in the mail hahahah
Kurt
Feb 1 2008, 3:07 am
I LOVE SCIENCE
Jan 31 2008, 9:30 pm
stephan
Jan 31 2008, 9:26 pm
djh420
Jan 31 2008, 9:05 pm
djh420
Jan 31 2008, 8:58 pm
rpaul
Jan 31 2008, 8:55 pm
peanuts are kewl
Jan 31 2008, 3:00 pm
RON PAUL 08'
yard o'beef
Jan 31 2008, 1:42 pm
hilljack
Jan 31 2008, 12:06 pm
LovesToSmoke
Jan 31 2008, 11:30 am
Here are the rules:
1) Make the 'return' address the same as the 'send to' address. This forces them to deliver because they can't return the package to it's origin. If the white house refuses to accept the peanuts, the post office must contend with it. Which means the white house has to deal with it anyway.
2) Make the package half a pound, no more than one pound. We want lots of packages, not one big one!
3) Write in big letters 'END MJ PROHIBITION!' on the package.
4) Use ONLY the US postal service. Bringing the postal system to a grinding halt will help make the point! No point punishing UPS and the like.
5) Write letters to the editor, pass among friends, and make news with vast amounts of peanuts, whatever we can do to get people mailing peanuts.
6) Ignore any protests of how terrorists can make use of it. Politicians have been ignoring us without concern for our safety. If they force us to live in fear, them let them join us at the table and share in the meal they prepared!
Any ideas you can add?
djh420
Jan 31 2008, 10:20 am
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Jan 31 2008, 8:54 am
breaking news..
Jan 31 2008, 2:33 am
smells fishy tasteshitty
Jan 31 2008, 2:30 am
Clock
Jan 31 2008, 2:07 am
Vote 4 Ron Paul
Jan 30 2008, 11:04 pm
nizzle
Jan 30 2008, 11:02 pm
irielady
Jan 30 2008, 10:47 pm
T H SEEDs
Jan 30 2008, 10:46 pm
420 soldier
Jan 30 2008, 10:30 pm
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