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A Florida Biochemist Designs a Citrus Tree with THC

Wed, Jan 30, 2008 9:52 pm


In the summer of 1984, 10th-grader Irwin Nanofsky and a friend were driving down the Apalachee Parkway on the way home from baseball practice when they were pulled over by a police officer for a minor traffic infraction.

After Nanofsky produced his driver's license the police officer asked permission to search the vehicle. In less than two minutes, the officer found a homemade pipe underneath the passenger's seat of the Ford Aerostar belonging to the teenage driver's parents. The minivan was seized, and the two youths were taken into custody on suspicion of drug possession.

Illegal possession of drug paraphernalia ranks second only to open container violations on the crime blotter of this Florida college town. And yet the routine arrest of 16 year-old Nanofsky and the seizure of his family's minivan would inspire one of the most controversial drug-related scientific discoveries of the century.

Meet Hugo Nanofsky, biochemist, Florida State University tenured professor, and the parental authority who posted bail for Irwin Nanofsky the night of July 8, 1984. The elder Nanofsky wasn't pleased that his son had been arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia, and he became livid when Tallahassee police informed him that the Aerostar minivan would be permanently remanded to police custody.

Over the course of the next three weeks, Nanofsky penned dozens of irate letters to the local police chief, the Tallahassee City Council, the State District Attorney and, finally, even to area newspapers. But it was all to no avail.

Under advisement of the family lawyer, Irwin Nanofsky pled guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia in order to receive a suspended sentence and have his juvenile court record sealed. But in doing so, the family minivan became "an accessory to the crime." According to Florida State law, it also became the property of the Tallahassee Police Department Drug Task Force. In time, the adult Nanofsky would learn that there was nothing he could do legally to wrest the vehicle from the hands of the state.

It was in the fall of 1984 that John Chapman Professor of Biochemistry at Florida State University, now driving to work behind the wheel of a used Pontiac Bonneville, first set on a pet project that he hoped would "dissolve irrational legislation with a solid dose of reason." Nanofsky knew he would never get his family's car back, but he had plans to make sure that no one else would be pulled through the gears of what he considers a Kafka-esque drug enforcement bureaucracy.

"It's quite simple, really," Nanofsky explains, "I wanted to combine Citrus sinesis with Delta 9-tetrahydrocannabinol." In layman's terms, the respected college professor proposed to grow oranges that would contain THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. Fourteen years later, that project is complete, and Nanofsky has succeeded where his letter writing campaign of yore failed: he has the undivided attention of the nation's top drug enforcement agencies, political figures, and media outlets.

The turning point in the Nanofsky saga came when the straight-laced professor posted a message to Internet newsgroups announcing that he was offering "cannabis-equivalent orange tree seeds" at no cost via the U.S. mail. Several weeks later, U.S. Justice Department officials showed up at the mailing address used in the Internet announcement: a tiny office on the second floor of the Dittmer Laboratory of Chemistry building on the FSU campus. There they would wait for another 40 minutes before Prof. Nanofsky finished delivering a lecture to graduate students on his recent research into the "cis-trans photoisomerization of olefins."

"I knew it was only a matter of time before someone sent me more than just a self-addressed stamped envelope," Nanofsky quips, "but I was surprised to see Janet Reno's special assistant at my door." After a series of closed door discussions, Nanofsky agreed to cease distribution of the THC-orange seeds until the legal status of the possibly narcotic plant species is established.

Much to the chagrin of authorities, the effort to regulate Nanofsky's invention may be too little too late. Several hundred packets containing 40 to 50 seeds each have already been sent to those who've requested them, and Nanofsky is not obliged to produce his mailing records. Under current law, no crime has been committed and it is unlikely that charges will be brought against the fruit's inventor.

Now it is federal authorities who must confront the nation's unwieldy body of inconsistent drug laws. According to a source at the Drug Enforcement Agency, it may be months if not years before all the issues involved are sorted out, leaving a gaping hole in U.S. drug policy in the meantime. At the heart of the confusion is the fact that THC now naturally occurs in a new species of citrus fruit.

As policy analysts and hemp advocates alike have been quick to point out, the apparent legality (for now) of Nanofsky's "pot orange" may render debates over the legalization of marijuana moot. In fact, Florida's top law enforcement officials admit that even if the cultivation of Nanofsky's orange were to be outlawed, it would be exceedingly difficult to identify the presence of outlawed fruit among the state's largest agricultural crop.

Amidst all of the hubbub surrounding his father's experiment, Irwin Nanofsky exudes calm indifference. Now 30-years-old and a successful environmental photographer, the younger Nanofsky can't understand what all of the fuss is about. "My dad's a chemist. He makes polymers. I doubt it ever crossed his mind that as a result of his work tomorrow's kids will be able to get high off of half an orange."


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high4life

Apr 25 2009, 9:47 pm

wheres this dude at? tell him to hit me up and give me an orange.

Mike

Mar 16 2009, 9:59 pm

If it is a false news story, why did it slip by High Times? I would hope we can trust them to deliver to us real information... I would hope they check their sources and stories better than you suggest.. Hmmmm

thc wheaties

Feb 22 2009, 8:46 pm

while the veracity of this particular story might be suspect, the idea that one can possibly create and breed THC wheat, or any one of another number of US cash crops with THC producing genetics sounds cool... now what would be incredible if such a product was produced and thousands upon thousands of these seeds were distributed all over the commercial landscape (think Monsanto genetic seed spread) where the US would either be forced to shut down a commercial export sector in order to root out THC producing seeds (not likely) or (perhaps?) legalize plant based THC...

URBAN LEGEND

Nov 2 2008, 2:42 pm

Check www.snopes.com about this article. This urban legend has been circulating on the internet for decades. What is especially compelling about the pot orange story is the inclusion of very believable biochemistry jargon. To a reader not familiar with this academic discipline, it really adds validity.

yeah...

Oct 11 2008, 9:29 pm

it's a fake story. google it.

Jo

Mar 4 2008, 7:08 am

Hell yeah. I never thought about a "peanut protest" before.
And livin' right near the border to Georgia I bet I can get my hands on quite a few peanuts.
And even if nothing happens because of it, I'll have a great story to tell my kids one day! ^_^

Sickkid90

Feb 18 2008, 12:10 pm

HEY Thats a really good idea about sending the white house boxes of peanuts, tell all your friends, and post it on any forums or myspace or w/e

LovesToSmoke

Feb 7 2008, 8:42 am

We had a Boston Tea Party, now let’s have a Peanut Protest!

4-20-08

Don’t laugh or mock it, just do it!
EVERYBODY who lights up, EVERYBODY who is tired of the gov’t putting their guns in our faces and taking our lives needs to participate!

EVERBODY!

On 4-20-08 we start mailing and we keep mailing until they acquiesce!
It’s not expensive, if we can afford the smoke, we can afford the nuts!


Why wait for the puppets at HT or NORML and the host of others who fight more for our money more than our cause? Remember last years TV show, Jericho, which was cancelled? The fans got it renewed by bombarding those who cancelled it with peanuts, after the last line of the last show. What if we mailed millions of bags of peanuts to the white house? Lets freak out some politicians! It’s peaceful, it’s legal and there is not a damn thing they can do about it or, once started, stop, without ending prohibition first! Isn’t it time we did something besides acquiesces to their rules and play the voting game sham?

The rules:

1) Make the 'return' address the same as the 'send to' address. This forces them to deliver because they can't return the package to it's origin. If the white house refuses to accept the peanuts, the post office must contend with it. Which means the white house has to deal with it anyway.

2) Make the package half a pound, no more than one pound. We want lots of packages, not one big one!

3) Write in big letters 'END MJ PROHIBITION!' on the package.

4) Use ONLY the US postal service. Bringing the postal system to a grinding halt will help make the point! No point punishing UPS and the like.

5) Spread this around! Get everyone involved!
6) Ignore any protests of how terrorists can make use of it. Politicians have been ignoring us without concern for our safety. If they force us to live in fear, them let them join us at the table and share in the meal they prepared!

LovesToSmoke

Feb 7 2008, 8:25 am

4-20-08
Yes! Excellent idea!

Savant

Feb 5 2008, 2:24 am

Guys, look at the professors name...
John Chapman....
Ring any bells? How about Johnny Appleseed.

Urban Legend

Feb 4 2008, 12:37 am

Boy, you guys need to at least do a google search before you repost a story.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=76;t=000176;p=1

HOT 98

Feb 1 2008, 4:26 am

Where the oranges at??

Like really, what was the long term impact of all the scientists gene splicing? I still can't call up my guy and ask for a dozen oranges to use in my mamosas ten years after he distributed the seeds freely to the public

Five bucks says over half those seeds got forgot about when the victory smoke commenced at the arrival of the "magic beans" in the mail hahahah

Kurt

Feb 1 2008, 3:07 am

Wow is this for real?

I LOVE SCIENCE

Jan 31 2008, 9:30 pm

I LOVE SCIENCE. THC Oranges!?!? fucking awesome...maybe if you can, make THC Watermellons and apples and grapes, oh shit thc grapes used to make wine... oh snap, maybe make THC Chicken? and cows? THC Pine trees? THC wheat for thc bread? so many choices...

stephan

Jan 31 2008, 9:26 pm

man oh man i'd like to get ahold of sum of them seeds

djh420

Jan 31 2008, 9:05 pm

hey "yard o' beef", you do not have to cook the cannabis into butter or other fatty foods to get high. I have, on MANY occasions, gotten very,VERY high from eating it raw. And this was cheap Mexican stress weed. I would eat about a dime, which is about an eighth, on a empty stomach of course(kicks in faster that way), and just wait for the ride to begin. Try eating more than a nug, but be careful because you can easily overdo it.....have fun

djh420

Jan 31 2008, 8:58 pm

Hey Quinn Patrick, I don't know if you were referring to me about how people who criticize High Times should go fuck themselves, but I didn't mean to hurt you feelings. I know it can be a sensitive subject for some. It's not that I don't like High Times (they have some good how-to articles), I was merely stating that High Times should be more active in the fight to get cannabis regulated. PEACE

rpaul

Jan 31 2008, 8:55 pm

lets breed thc bananas

peanuts are kewl

Jan 31 2008, 3:00 pm

I say we should set a date to start this peanut deal, send them on that date and every day after, untill we can puff in Peace. April 20th sounds good to me. Everyone spread the word : 4-20-08 is peanut sending day!! ~{PEACE}~

RON PAUL 08'

yard o'beef

Jan 31 2008, 1:42 pm

Doesn't THC have to bond with a fat molecule before it will get you high if you eat it? That's the point of cooking it in butter/oil/milk etc., and then straining out the bud before you cook with it to eat. I know i've eaten a nug before, and it didn't do shit. I know that fruits have no fat in them as well. Therefore, i don't think that pot oranges would get you high if you eat 'em. That's why we haven't heard about them after 10 years of them supposedly being around. Do the math, if dood was 16 in 1984, and 30 when this story was published, then this story is from 1998. 10 years later, and i'm still not getting high off of oranges.

hilljack

Jan 31 2008, 12:06 pm

wasnt this peanut pla brought up a couple months back? dejavu

LovesToSmoke

Jan 31 2008, 11:30 am

Why wait for the puppets at HT, or the ones at NORML and the host of others who fight more for our money more than our cause? Do you remember last years TV show, Jericho, which was cancelled? The fans got it renewed by bombarding those who cancelled it with peanuts, after the last line of last seasons show. What if we mailed millions of bags of peanuts to the white house? Lets freak out some politicians! It’s peaceful, it’s legal and there is not a damn thing they can do about it or, once started, stop, without ending prohibition first! Isn’t it time we did something besides acquiesces to their rules and play the voting game sham? How can no one see the logic to this?


Here are the rules:

1) Make the 'return' address the same as the 'send to' address. This forces them to deliver because they can't return the package to it's origin. If the white house refuses to accept the peanuts, the post office must contend with it. Which means the white house has to deal with it anyway.

2) Make the package half a pound, no more than one pound. We want lots of packages, not one big one!

3) Write in big letters 'END MJ PROHIBITION!' on the package.

4) Use ONLY the US postal service. Bringing the postal system to a grinding halt will help make the point! No point punishing UPS and the like.

5) Write letters to the editor, pass among friends, and make news with vast amounts of peanuts, whatever we can do to get people mailing peanuts.

6) Ignore any protests of how terrorists can make use of it. Politicians have been ignoring us without concern for our safety. If they force us to live in fear, them let them join us at the table and share in the meal they prepared!

Any ideas you can add?

djh420

Jan 31 2008, 10:20 am

i wish hightimes would do more to get cannabis legalized.....look at cannabis culture magazine and all the efforts made by them to get cannabis legalized. thats the main mission of that magazine. it seems hightimes just wants to profit off the illegality of it just like the government........come on hightimes where's your front man to push the issue? where's your marc emery??????

...

Jan 31 2008, 8:54 am

high time u really this desperate for stuff to write about

breaking news..

Jan 31 2008, 2:33 am

from the past...

smells fishy tasteshitty

Jan 31 2008, 2:30 am

this article is from 1998 which is 14 years from 1984. Making this about ten years old so where the fuck are all these thc oranges? high times will post any bullshit they find on the web. just click on the link and see for yourself

Clock

Jan 31 2008, 2:07 am

I wonder if these treese could be cross-polinated with the rest of the commecercial orange crop? And how far would the THC make it in the OJ production chain? Imagine if THC-laced OJ made it to store shelves without anyone noticing!

Vote 4 Ron Paul

Jan 30 2008, 11:04 pm

that kicks ass

nizzle

Jan 30 2008, 11:02 pm

that sounds drank as hell

irielady

Jan 30 2008, 10:47 pm

no way man, thats insane. i want some of those.

T H SEEDs

Jan 30 2008, 10:46 pm

orange julius anyone?

420 soldier

Jan 30 2008, 10:30 pm

I want an orchard of those bad boys

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