Miss HIGH TIMES Pageant: Report from the Beach

Well, its our third day here in Negril, and things are rolling along as smooth as a toke of sweet sinsemilla. Aside from our 7 finalists, we have 3 "wildcard" contestants--girls who came down on their own to enter the pageant. All the girls are beautiful and fun, and began bonding almost instantly. We got our hands on nice juicy stalks of 4 different strains of primo island herb, which the girls have named Earth Goddess, Stinky Goodness, Pineapple and Bumbaberry.

On Saturday, we took the girls up to Xtabi on the cliffs for some spelunking, cliff diving and dinner, followed by our opening ceremonies back on the beach and an open bar dance party. Then yesterday morning, it was off to Ganja Mountain where our boys Andy and Goose led us on a hike up into the secret ganja fields for photos and a serious smokeout. Today, we're heading off on our sunset booze cruise up to Rick's Cafe on the cliffs, after which the ladies will show off their various talents for the cameras and our guests at the talent show.

The photos are looking super sexy and stony, but unfortunately we can't reveal too much or you may not buy our June swimsuit issue when it comes out on April 22nd.

On second thought, I guess a few teaser photos couldn't hurt...