HIGH TIMES Op-Ed: Just (Don’t) Vote (Stupid)
Thu, Oct 16, 2008 4:21 pm
The following is an editorial written by HIGH TIMES contributor, Mike Hughes. It does not necessarily reflect the opinions of HIGH TIMES magazine. Please use the comment board for all scathing or derisive remarks addressed to him.
Good Lord. Did anyone see that debate last night? It was full of fun facts. Apparently we’d have a better system for providing chemotherapy to cancer patients and reattaching severed ring fingers if only we would, at long last, beef up our middle school Phys Ed programs.
Also, someone named Joe Plumber took a central role in a debate over domestic policy. Who the fuck’s Joe? And what’s he got to do with it? My plumber’s name is Mitch and he thinks Dave Mustaine from Megadeth is running against Criss Angel for the President of Awesome.
John McCain frightens me. And I don’t mean that in the regular he-probably-masturbates-while-listening-to-The-Beach-Boys-and-fantasizing-about-disembowling-Hugo-Chavez-and-Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad-in-a-two-on-one-steel-cage-death-match.
And it has nothing to do with my intuition that his wife secretly sustains herself on the blood of puppies and only emerges in public under cover of darkness.
No. Well, I mean, I do mean all that. But he frightens and disturbs me on so many different levels all at the same time that by the end of the debate last night at 10:30 I was rocking back and forth in my bathtub scrubbing myself with a Brillo pad… Can’t…get…clean…
There’s just no logical way to deal with the horror…the very realistic, terrifying possibility that John McCain could be our next Commander-in-Chief.
Now, I don’t want to unnecessarily alarm anyone but the odds of McCain living through two terms in the White House are not great. If he doesn’t, we’re screwed. If he does, well, we’re also screwed.
I mean that if McCain somehow maintains the helm for eight years the country will be no more. It will cease to be. It’ll kick the bucket, it’ll shuffle off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and join the bleeding choir invisible.
And should he expire in the midst of a term, we wouldn’t last a week and a half under Palin. She’d sell off the land via eBay state by “lower 48” state in exchange for some crude oil, his and hers matching moose hide boots and an Applebee’s gift card.
But back to McCain as this column cannot afford me the space necessary to deal with the absurd combination of arrogance and incompetence that is Sarah Palin.
Come on. The guy’s 72. Seventy-friggen-two! My granddad is 72 but the only nomination that came his way was for most-likely-to-burn-himself-with-soup. We had to take away his library card because he kept building book forts and declaring war on the Dewey Decimal System.
Age aside, the guy’s unstable, angry and stubborn (McCain, not my granddad. Well, OK, my granddad also).
This brings me to my point. What can you do to prevent the destruction of what has been (until roughly 2003) a pretty terrific country?
Are you undecided? Shoot yourself. There’s no excuse for it anymore – that hasn’t been a legitimate position since the primaries ended in June. When are you planning on making up your mind? You’ve got three weeks, slugger. Pick a friggen side – they couldn’t be more disparate. In fact, this year, to simplify it all for you undecided folk, the candidates even come in easy to distinguish black and white colors.
Enamored with a third party candidate? This column is addressed specifically to you. Please, for the love of God, stop kidding yourself. (Bear with me…)
Look, I’m all for third party candidates playing a larger role in what has become an all encompassing two party system. I think that viable third party/independent candidates should be allowed to debate and should enjoy all the benefits afforded to the greedy and entitled major parties. But that acceptance and equality did not occur this year and you’ve got to know when you’re beat.
If you don’t know, allow me to tell you: You are beat. The country is either going to elect John McCain or Barack Obama. Now, you can either be a part of that decision or a complete nonentity. It’s your choice.
I’m sorry if that was hard for you to read. Here’s an exercise. Go get a magic marker and some toilet paper. Now, write down your three favorite things about Ron Paul or Ralph Nader or Pakelika or Bobby Black or whomever you support. Got it written down? Good. Now drop it in the toilet and flush. It’s not going to happen in the next four years. I can’t take the pain away but hopefully that gives you some closure.
Hey, I understand that this is a bitter pill to swallow for some of you Internet whackos independents. I’m not saying that Ron Paul or Ralph Nader or Pakalika is without merit (well, actually, yes, I am saying Pakelika is without merit), I’m just saying they don’t have a chance. However, you have a chance to help save a country teetering on the edge of unmitigated disaster.
It’s generous, kind, safe, inoffensive and politically correct to say, “Just vote.” Unfortunately, with all that’s at stake this year, the harsher message is the necessary one: Just don’t vote stupid.
So, please, if you were planning on voting for a third party candidate or writing in your dog Mr. Snuggles or your roommate Steve or using the ballot to wipe your ass, reconsider. Just vote for Obama. You don’t have to tell anyone. It’ll be our secret. Just vote for Barack and then go on maintaining your air of defiance or apathy. None of your friends will know the difference until they all have jobs, healthcare, tax breaks and live in peace and prosperity.
It might hurt for a minute or two but if the other guy wins, you could be feeling the pain for the rest of your life.











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LadyinRed
Feb 12 2010, 2:33 pm
Defjr
Feb 8 2009, 10:58 pm
read more
Feb 6 2009, 7:03 pm
"Editorial"
calm down...editorials aren't representative of the publication's views. they are OTHER's opinions that the publication prints. if anyone out there with an opposing viewpoint can write an article as well thought out as this one, send it to HT, I'm sure they'd publish it...as an editorial.
Defjr
Feb 3 2009, 3:20 pm
for dissapionted readers
Jan 16 2009, 8:15 pm
hey whining bitches
Nov 27 2008, 10:51 am
FUCK HIGHTIMES
Nov 26 2008, 1:21 pm
Barry Soetoro
Nov 24 2008, 5:06 am
irie
Nov 22 2008, 12:14 am
Mr. Highlife
Nov 21 2008, 12:16 pm
beloved son of god
Nov 20 2008, 2:27 pm
F McCane
Nov 20 2008, 1:38 pm
truth
Nov 19 2008, 8:39 pm
Proof is in the pudding
Nov 19 2008, 4:20 pm
Hightimes?
Nov 15 2008, 3:41 pm
Maybe I should wear a disclaimer as a nametag so when i tell a customer she is a fat cow, I wont get my company in trouble for it...........DUH??
Question
Nov 15 2008, 3:36 pm
DISCLAIMER
Nov 15 2008, 3:28 pm
Hightimes is a sellout. Everyone should cancel their memberships as a response to their proliferation of coolaid passing accross America. With the logic of the guy that wrote this crap, all of us that THOUGHT HT was on the legalization/ decriminalization side, we should all just "give up" it may be "hard to swallow" and be "bitter and painfull", but it is just not going to happen in the next 4 years.........do you idiots see where i am going with this?
Im obviously not as dense as the person who wrote this shit.
Sorry HT
Nov 15 2008, 3:22 pm
"The following is an editorial written by HIGH TIMES contributor, Mike Hughes. It does not necessarily reflect the opinions of HIGH TIMES magazine. Please use the comment board for all scathing or derisive remarks addressed to him."
Can you guys grow a pair and either allow oposing view editorials, or risk loosing people to your obvious partisan beliefs. You are burning bridges within the Legalize community. I never would have thought I would see this from here.
DEEPLY CONCERNED
Hightimes has lost me
Nov 15 2008, 3:13 pm
1) This country tears itself apart with riots and worse
2)Racism takes a giant leep backwards
3)We get a drug Czar as President
4)We become more in debt than we already are (the Dems have outspent every Rep admin for the past 50 years.....void the last 8 of the lame duck Bush)
I am a TRUE INDEPENDANT. So stop trying to brainwash me into your logic, as i see its faults
Utter disapointment
Nov 15 2008, 2:58 pm
monster-truck-token
Nov 14 2008, 12:36 am
Don't be stupid
Nov 4 2008, 1:18 pm
Vote Nader
Nov 3 2008, 5:27 pm
is pure apathy.If you do not go out and vote your conscious
then you are wasting your vote. Time to make change and do
something about it. If you vote for a corrupt politician
you are enabling corruption. I guess the young generation
is the only ones that seem to care. We refuse to vote for
people our parents was spoon feed by our grandparents. We
dispise corruption. We are going to have to deal with all
the mess that the baby boomers have helped cause. We are
sick of the mess that we are in. People wake up and stop
voting for evil corrupt men who could care less about the
People of the United States Of America. It is not too late
to vote for people with real ideas that can make positive
change. Vote for Ralph Nader and Matt Gonzalez other wise you will not have a future. I guess all the hippies have
smoked themselves retarted. They must have because they
keep voting for the same old republicans and democrats
that never do a damn thing to help the country. They sure
know how to spend money that is not theirs and money we
do not have. Yeah lets just print out more paper money
and go deeper into debt. Fuck the establishment, it is
time for real change. Too many people are afraid to go out
and protest. People are afraid to get out of their comfort
zone and make real change.
And then
Nov 3 2008, 4:32 am
I personlly think there wouldn't be much difference in this country had the last two elections went the other way myself.
I am not alone in that thinking .
Vote Nader
Nov 2 2008, 2:34 pm
except for the corporations. If McCain is going to
clean up Wall Street he would not have pushed for the
bail out for the Wall Street Speculators and Banks.
Oh , McCain and Obama both endorsed the bail out. They
could care less about the American People. Obama and
McCain serve the Corporations that has contributed
millions to their campains. Look at the campaign web
sites and look at the issues link on their web sites.
You will see that both Obama and McCain is all about
wasting tax payer money and continued effort in war.
If you vote for Obama or McCain you might as well be
throwing your childrens future down the toilet. I feel
that the Baby Boomers are a bunch of sell outs and are
to blame for continued voting for either Republicans
or Democrats. There is other third party candidates
out there that will make a difference. Yet the Baby
Boomers continue to vote for evil Republicans and
Democrats that over all these years have not done a
damn thing but destroy our democracy and put us in
over trillions of dollars in debt. When will they
ever open their eyes and see that the democrats and
the republicans will never make any positive change.
It is time to clean up the White House and vote for
someone who will bring positive change. Vote for
Ralph Nader and Matt Gonzalez November 4,2008.
grim_trickster
Nov 2 2008, 2:17 pm
that will change this country for the better. Voting
for the least evil is a wasted vote. Best to vote
your conscious than vote for someone you do not really
believe in. Obama wants to increase spending as well
as McCain. They both want war and to continue this
war on terror. There is no difference between Obama
and McCain. Vote for Ralph Nader and Matt Gonzalez
for real change and to a brighter future.
I mean really,
Oct 24 2008, 5:52 pm
Seriously?
Oct 24 2008, 5:30 pm
UMM
Oct 24 2008, 9:07 am
AMERICA. LAND OF WAR AND IMPRISONMENT
anonymous
Oct 24 2008, 1:25 am
anonymous
Oct 24 2008, 1:09 am
ahem..
Oct 23 2008, 11:23 pm
chels420
Oct 23 2008, 9:41 pm
to "anonymous"
Oct 23 2008, 9:30 pm
charlie
Oct 23 2008, 9:08 pm
umm
Oct 23 2008, 4:28 pm
I suggest watching huckleberry hound instead. Its just alot more fun.
♥
umm
Oct 23 2008, 6:28 am
anonymous
Oct 23 2008, 12:51 am
hmm
Oct 21 2008, 7:58 pm
Thoughts that make you go hmm...
To "The Sage"
Oct 19 2008, 7:12 pm
to "allseeingeye"
Oct 19 2008, 7:04 pm
to below DALE
Oct 19 2008, 10:05 am
to below
Oct 19 2008, 10:04 am
How'd that go ? .......just a thought .
The Sage
Oct 19 2008, 10:00 am
Data Quality Act Complaint Filed Against Drug Czar
October 17, 2008
MPP Charges White House Office with Distributing False Information; Charge Is Latest of Many Controversies Surrounding ONDCP
(Washington, D.C.) The Marijuana Policy Project has filed a formal request for correction of erroneous information distributed by the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy, pursuant to the law commonly referred to as the Data Quality Act. The petition seeks correction of false information contained in ONDCP's 2008 Marijuana Sourcebook, released in July.
The petition, filed late Thursday afternoon pursuant to Pub. L. 106-554, amending Paperwork Reduction Act, 44 U.S.C. §§ 3501 et seq., focuses on the Sourcebook's title, "Marijuana: The Greatest Cause of Illegal Drug Abuse," a claim that is not supported by scientific data, including the data in the Sourcebook — and is actually contradicted by some of its contents, as well as by other ONDCP materials.
"The claim that marijuana is 'the greatest cause of illegal drug abuse' is blatantly false," said Aaron Houston, MPP's director of government relations. "Marijuana is widely used, but any claim that it actually causes drug abuse — much less that it's the greatest cause — rests on the so-called 'gateway theory,' which has been debunked so often it's hard to believe drug czar John Walters can still mention it with a straight face."
MPP's complaint notes that guidelines adopted by the Office of Management and Budget and ONDCP pursuant to the Data Quality Act require that information disseminated must be "accurate, reliable and unbiased" and presented in an "accurate, clear, complete, and unbiased manner" — tests the Sourcebook clearly fails.
Walters has been the subject of multiple controversies in recent days. A report released this week by the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform found that Walters attended 19 events suggested by Karl Rove's office in order to help Republican candidates, in apparent violation of the ban on use of public funds for partisan activities. And a study published online Thursday by the American Journal of Public Health found that ONDCP's anti-marijuana campaign had failed to change teen attitudes about marijuana despite expenditures of hundreds of millions of tax dollars.
For a copy of the full complaint, contact Dan Bernath at 202-462-5747 ext. 2030 or DBernath (at) mpp.org.
With more than 25,000 members and 100,000 e-mail subscribers nationwide, the Marijuana Policy Project is the largest marijuana policy reform organization in the United States. MPP believes that the best way to minimize the harm associated with marijuana is to regulate marijuana in a manner similar to alcohol. For more information, please visit http://MarijuanaPolicy.org.
Dale
Oct 19 2008, 5:38 am
allseeingeye
Oct 19 2008, 4:26 am
rambling meth head anyway
to third party guy
Oct 19 2008, 2:58 am
X
Oct 19 2008, 12:14 am
3rd party kinda guy
Oct 18 2008, 4:40 pm
all caps
Oct 18 2008, 4:36 pm
To the Obama-ites
Oct 18 2008, 8:21 am
like I said
Oct 18 2008, 8:21 am
to aevismokesbud
Oct 18 2008, 8:18 am
newscorp
Oct 18 2008, 8:12 am
hey look more Idiots!
Oct 18 2008, 7:57 am
ahFUCKagain
Oct 17 2008, 7:09 pm
ahFUCK
Oct 17 2008, 7:08 pm
Stash Riprock
Oct 17 2008, 6:31 pm
Thats so stupid they're a danger to themselves and those around them . I'm sure Obama will bless them .
I'm thinking about flipping a coin on election day .
stoned
Oct 17 2008, 5:57 pm
HU210
Oct 17 2008, 4:26 pm
1)Submitt a budget 2) sign or veto bills 3) Issue executive orders 4) Pardon criminals 5) Use his office as a bully pulpit to attempt to influence congress to do things on his agenda.(no offence to women intended with my use of the term "his")
What we all should really be doing is paying close attention who we send to congress, because congress writes the laws. Not the president.
The whole circus presented to us by the corperations and the corperate media. Remind me of an old tune by Frank Zappa titled "I'm the Slime" It goes like this:
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule and regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you cant look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime ozzin' out from your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we dont need you
Dont call for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you have been sold
Thats right folks... dont touch that dial
Well I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime people, look at me go
This is what we get when we vote for Republi-crats and Dem-publicans. And why I am voting 3rd party.
Fuck it, I'm going fishing!
John McCain
Oct 17 2008, 12:58 pm
http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/
CSI:Stickyicky
Oct 17 2008, 12:49 pm
Also, of course pot is a major issue for me, but i live far from a medical state, where it is completely illegal, and i'm still able to get it. Reading the news everyday during the bush administration just stresses me out making me vape more anyway. The point is, Barack's pot policy shouldn't sway you from voting from him, and it sure as fuck isnt gonna get legal under mccain. and a VOTE FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN OBAMA, IS A VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!!!
To dk teargas
Oct 17 2008, 12:28 pm
dk teargas
Oct 17 2008, 12:17 pm
CSI:Stickyicky
Oct 17 2008, 11:58 am
aevismokesbud
Oct 17 2008, 11:35 am
and especially for HU210
Oct 17 2008, 9:56 am
hey
Oct 17 2008, 9:39 am
Ezra Banks
Oct 17 2008, 8:25 am
Haze
Oct 17 2008, 1:50 am
I for one say NO MORE.
I will not be complicit while the few control the many, and while an election is reserved for only two candidates.
Vote Nader and vote for what is right.
What more will it take?
FISA, torture, living wage, healthcare, Iraq, $700B bailout, crumbling infrastructure. Democrats and Republicans have stood by and allowed it to happen for the last six decades.
What more will it take for people to give up support of these two parties?
umm
Oct 16 2008, 10:50 pm
the ones at the stores are plastic
sirsmokesalot420
Oct 16 2008, 10:37 pm
Monk32
Oct 16 2008, 10:24 pm
More importantly, the third party will never be given recognition or opportunity as long as the turn out remains low. By "accepting" the defeat of the third party, we'd be reienforcing the self propagating government. And make no mistake, this republic has become an entity in itself, a self serving beast that functions independantly from the population (this is evident from the great public outcry against the $700 billion bailout which somehow passed (and has still made no impact)).
Unfortunitly, revolution requires mass movment of the status quo and in the case of America that population is too fearful of the government. That fear stems from the comfort these people have acquired from the security established by not residing on the outskits of society; "Things continue to get worse but they do so for everyone and THAT makes it acceptable."
But I digress, failing to support the third party reienforces the function of the two party system and without the potential for revolution, the remaining option is fight by this governments rules. Therefore, support the third parties, make it something "popular" and "mainstream" for although such classification is shunned by our constituents, it remains the only way to corerce such platforms into capitalist minds. Once there, FACT will become widspread and actual change can blossom.
Wayne
Oct 16 2008, 10:10 pm
HU210
Oct 16 2008, 8:03 pm
November 25th, 2007 by Ron Chusid
Barack Obama supports, with some reservations, legalization of medical marijuana. He not only admits that when he tried marijuana he inhaled, he mocks Bill Clinton’s denial:
When a voter asked Obama if he was for the legalization of medical marijuana, Obama said that he wasn’t in favor of legalization without scientific evidence and tight controls. Citing his mother who died from cancer young, Obama compared marijuana to morphine saying there was little difference between the two.
“My attitude is if the science and the doctors suggest that the best palliative care and the way to relieve pain and suffering is medical marijuana then that’s something I’m open to because there’s no difference between that and morphine when it comes to just giving people relief from pain,” Obama said. “But I want to do it under strict guidelines. I want it prescribed in the same way that other painkillers or palliative drugs are prescribed.”
But he added that he was concerned that the reasons for the use of marijuana would grow and create a “slippery slope.”
“I was feeling really tense, so I needed a joint,” Obama joked with the crowd of those who might try and undermine that type of system.
The question was followed up by another voter asking him, “Unlike other presidents, did you inhale?”
“I did,” Obama said to loud applause and laughter. “It’s not something that I’m proud of. It was a mistake … But you know, I’m not going to. I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point.”
liberalvaluesblog.com/?p=2430
magoo
Oct 16 2008, 7:39 pm
HU210
Oct 16 2008, 7:30 pm
Check out this double speak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQr9ezr8UeA
Disgusted with the debates
Oct 16 2008, 7:29 pm
yea
Oct 16 2008, 7:19 pm
but i wouldnt vote him into office unless his other policies made any sense (which they, for the most part, don't)
but i dont like that obama is flip flopping on the issue
if you lie about 1 thing to get votes who's to say you're not lying about anything else?
another thing
Oct 16 2008, 7:18 pm
Yeah, pots great and all, but, there's more to life than the herb..
Freedom is a lot more important to me (aka patriot act..etc.)
Exactly.
Oct 16 2008, 7:16 pm
Yes, it really sucks but DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Who would you rather have in office?
Obama or McCain?
As it was said in the article, a two party system sucks, but the reality is you need to base your vote and who will better this nation and not bring it down the shit hole.
So please, vote Obama.. Experience? Experience can come in many shapes and form and does not have to be just government experience... grow the fuck up!
wow
Oct 16 2008, 6:35 pm
Zorro
Oct 16 2008, 6:33 pm
HU210
Oct 16 2008, 5:36 pm
Obama Stirs The Pot: Says He's Open To Authorizing Medical Marijuana
CINCINNATNI (TDB) -- Illinois Sen. Barack Obama admits he's inhaled. He's been honest enough to say inhaling is really "the point" of experimenting with marijuana in the first place. Now the Democratic presidential candidate also says he is open to the idea of approving marijuana use for medical purposes -- provided there is solid evidence it can alleviate pain.
Obama made his remarks in Audubon, Ia., on Sunday, and was careful to say he did not support legalizing pot....
If Obama dont even really think pot is medicine, nor support recreational usage. Then there is no reason for HT readers to vote for him-eh?
You want us to vote for a double speak artist-FUCK YOU!!!
Paris Hilton "08" For a real party in the White house
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