Curl up by the fire, roast a bowl, and watch some great stoner cinema. Here are our faves, including some less-well-known gems for your toking entertainment! Be sure to scroll to the bottom for an exclusive look at one brand new stoner comedy that you probably haven't seen yet, but will blow your mind nonetheless:
Fritz the Cat (1972) (The whole movie on YouTube!)
Fritz: How are you?
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
Club Paradise (1986)
Jack Moniker: Tree, what's happenin'?
[Tree offers Jack marijuana]
Jack Moniker: Oooooh, no thanks. Last time I smoked that stuff they found me on top of the Sears tower trying to build a nest.
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pink: Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.
True Romance (1993)
Floyd: Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!
Oh, wait, not that one. THIS one:
Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
Half Baked (1998)
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Big Lebowski (1998)
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
Saving Grace (2000)
Grace Trevethyn: [high on weed, she starts laughing hysterically]
Matthew Stewart: What? What is it? What's so funny?
Grace Trevethyn: [laughing] You're Scottish!
Smiley Face (2007)
Jane F.: They say that true potheads stops getting the munchies after a certain point. I mean the true pothead wouldn't even say the word munchies. I dont know what the true pothead would say."munchos" or "hungries" or something. At any rate, I still love to eat when I'm high. So fuck you if you're too cool to get hungry when you're stoned. My free one years supply of Dr. Bjorns. Neat huh?
The Wackness (2008)
Dr. Squires: It used to be you could lick a sheet of acid, hold up a band, fuck a whore in Times Square without anyone batting an eyelash. Now, one blunt, we're in the clink. This whole city's fucked!
This is the End (2013)
Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!
If you've gotten this far and said, "Old news, I've seen all of these!" than you may be a true stoner cinema connoisseur. But don't fret, because we've got one for you that you have certainly not seen yet. Check out Knights Of Badassdom which will be available OnDemand and Digitally starting Tuesday 2/11/14. Check out a clip starring Peter Dinklage, some dank sativa and a giant bong here.