High-rolling stoners in search of luxurious Colorado pot spots are in luck. We found a joint that offers complimentary weed, naked hot tub soaks and a variety of classy events involving threesomes with Mary Jane.
Dale Dyke and his wife, Chastity Osborne, recently dedicated the use of their Bel Mar home to create a unique bed-and-breakfast called Get High Getaways. It’s essentially a high-end refuge where ritzy cannabis clientele can bud down for the night and relish high society in a clothing optional environment.
The B&B, which has a nightly rate of $199 per person, offers a variety of amenities, including a stone labyrinth complete with tetherball, outdoor swing and Nerf horseshoe court. Since the resort is a member of the American Association for Nude Recreation, guests can have marijuana edibles served to them by their naked hosts. Yay?
However, the couple agrees, they are not interested in catering to the typical stoner stereotype, but rather the business class that just so happens to be a stoner. “We want the higher-end clientele,” said Osborn. “Comedians. Adult film entertainers. Musicians.”
My 420 Tours is another well respected Denver-based hospitality business interested in helping tourists paint the town green. The company offers several tour packages for those visiting for a day, or those interested in booking an all-inclusive stoner sabbatical. “We want to be the Napa Valley and the Silicon Valley of weed,” says Matt Brown, co-founder of My 420 Tours, which assists tourists in finding pot-friendly lodging and hosts some of the areas highest events.
Marijuana businesses, like Jane West’s Edible Events, say they are excited to be a part of the marijuana revolution in Colorado and have made it their mission to eliminate vicious stigmas surrounding cannabis and are working to promote a new higher-class stoner.
“I don’t want to use the word ‘pot’ or ‘weed’ or ‘smoke’ or ‘joint,”’ said West. “If we redefine it as consuming cannabis, then maybe people will be more open to that. There are only so many hoodie-wearing stoners in town. This needs to be opened up to other demographics.”
Mike Adams writes for stoners and smut enthusiasts in HIGH TIMES, Playboy’s The Smoking Jacket and Hustler Magazine. You can follow him on Twitter @adamssoup and on Facebook/mikeadams73.