HIGH TIMES Presents: Drug Test Guide

I recently purchased a powdered urine vial that comes with a 90ml bottle and a heating pad. I am confident i have the balls to use my new toy because i will be unsupervised during my test. I would like to hear from people who have used dehydrated or powered urine. I am in hopes that it will be a job safer for me. Its not easy nowdays to be a pothead and i say catch me if you can.

Have a friend who fills his cup of pee with bleach, he swears it never fails cuz he gets tested by the NCAA

Has anybody heard of using the preservative "pectin" to beat a urine test?

hair test ideas for my boyfriend? anyone? does the shampoo work?

The government can make money off of tobacco. Hell, they can make money off of field pees! so why couldn't they make money off pot? Sure they aren't going to get as much tax money as they should with the current under-ground system because people are going to just keep refilling the bags with the tax stamps on them but if a big company like Marlboro took over then pot would become cheaper for the consumer and very easily taxed by the government. Just sayin'...

synonimous

Feb 18 2009, 2:34 pm
the government doesn't want to legalize it because there's no way for them to make tax money off of it. think about it

to this comment made. weed was origonally made illegal in the U.S. along w/ other drugs way before medical research. weed was made illegal to help out the cotton trade. if weed becoms legal a lot of people would be out of jobs in the 3rd world as well as this country. not to mention a lot of medications on the market would not be sold quite as often. issues become brought about for money reasoning in politics. it's a proven fact. the anti-drug policy and the ad campaign is bullshit. 97% of that money used for that so called policy is used to bribe politicians and for other causes for there gain. politicians dont get drug tested i know a bunch that smoke, along w/ teachers, cops, judges, doctors, counselors, p.o.'s, name a profession they smoke weed. not all but there are people of all ages, genders, races. with in the last twenty years pharmies have pushed for anti drugs, and tests to help them out as well as weeding out those who do illegal things. such as illegal drugs since it's so easy to find a bag of weed, lsd, or coke. it's one way to control people in a policy to make people scared of pushing there legal limits in the work world. they say it's liability but it's not. thats an overstatement and a lie. weed doesn't take much to grow on your own or use for hemp. and other things. but it doesn't take a scientist to make these things happen. the pharmy company's push at politicians for research and grant to be passed so it helps both parties out. i give u $200,000 mr johnson (our local senator) so u can make this magic work and get the ball rolling on this new pill that cures all. along with the pharmy companies "selling" news corps into new "studies" or fake news footage to promote about this new drug about to hit market. after it passed the testing phase. those are the facts. and i didn't make any of this bullshit stuff up. money talks and the world is based on greed (the world trade that is). the pharmies n politicians hype up this to make the country feel better about itself while being drugged by legal drugs so we buy into there hands. and they charge u whatever they want. when in reality, it's cheap and they hike the price. especially for drugs older people need to live and survive. it's ROBBERY! personally i don't believe in medication for this greed fact factor.

to JH:

not judging u but since u are overweight it's harder to pass urine. thc and other drugs stay on fat tissue. juice works great apple or grape, water will flush u out. u need to exercise in general and get fitter. by doing so excreating sweat helps u rid toxins faster. along w/ vitamins A, B, C and D. calcium as well. the more active u are the better. swimming (everyday) in chlorine helps out a lot for hair and urine tests from experiences. i was a swimmer and was tested many times and passed both. but now have kind of left the pool atmosphere due to this economy and lack of funds.

so i had a friend call into the place i am going to posing as a parent asking what kind of hair tests they do. they do a 7 panel hair test and a ETG. anyone know methods to beat the ETG. I know that false positives show up with cosmetics like deoderant, shampoos and food that have traces of alcohol show up in these tests. and there is nothing that can be done. FAEE disregards these little traces and is exact.

anyone have an alcohol hair test and beat it? ETG that is

http://www.pass-drug-test-how-to.com/Drug_Test#Hair_Drug_Testing

get a b12 shot. it should help. and it will make you feel great!

does anyone know about hair follicle test and how it works if you only smoke every month or so?

Ok -- question, and any help/input would be appreciated.

I have to drug test but the kicker is I don't know when. Anywhere from a week to over a month. Probably leaning closer to the month-mark, hopefully! I'm an overweight female [:( lol] and I smoked roughly a dub every 3 days for a while, like 9 months. I'm a weekend wake-n-baker but during the week I only smoke evenings & nights. I quit smoking on Friday [it's been a boring few days] and I've been drinking water like crazy. Some cranberry juice here & there. I also take 1oz of Source of Life [multi-vitamin] daily which has a lot of vitamin b in it. I don't want to take any pee-test cures because I'm too paranoid about those being detected in the test.

So, my question is, should I just keep doing what I'm doing? All the water, the multi-vitamin, and keep away from the bud for a while? Should I be ok? Will it help if I went gung-ho with the system-flushing [water/juice] now that I have at least a couple weeks and then chilled out with it? I've been silently freaking out because I keep seeing "A month or more" and I do *not* want to test dirty for this job. I thought I was going to have plenty of time to get clean, like 2 months or so, but it seems to be coming up on me faster than I thought.

I remember hearing a LONG time ago that echinacea[?] helps clean out the system -- does it really? Is there any other natural supplement I could get from GNC or somewhere like that to help?

If anyone has any advice, thanks in advance. You're awesome.

OK so my fiancee and i smoke a lot about a dub a day a piece. He has to take a drug test in 2 days and HAS to pass. He hasnt smoked in alittle over a week and has been taking niacin and B12 for the last 5 days. will that work or does someone have a better suggestion?

I have been a daily stoner for over thirty years. This video in absolutely on the money. Thanks Rick. Luckily, I have never been drug tested by any of those commie bastards but I have known a lot of people who have been tested and passed. Our war for freedom is not just against the Police and Prison Guard unions but the pharmaceutical companies who make a killing on the drug war and pay of all of the politicians. If Obama truly wanted affordable health care for all people, he would start by an executive order dismantling the DEA. Remember, that’s how Nixon started the DEA. As a very experienced activist, I urge you to get your ass registered to vote. We can out number the stupid witch hunters.

Shut the fuck up this is about beating a drug test not your fucking opinions somebody should slap the hell out of you

Yeah eye hear ya...The govt nothin but puppetmasters pulling there own strings.... GO STEELERS Weooooooooooooooooooo

who knows the aspirin, vitamin and water routine? I've done it before but it's a while. Joseph was really up on this.

Hate to say it, but the government is not going to give up all that money they generate by all those people on probation by making it legal. Not in our lifetimes.

DRUG..TEST an invasion of all peoplesz privacy .. so much constitutional rights .. PROBE THIS.. :- )

Its such a shame the world as we no it has forsaken itself .. What Ever Happened to Love and Peace ...... COME ON PEOPLE WAKE WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

With any luck at all .. maybe i can get some Field work in Weoooooooooooooooooooooooo my goodness

GROW MORE AMERICA I would like to write this article 4 HIGHTIMES give me a call..... ?

Hey! When will the goverment learn they can never put chains and wieght .. on such a Humble Plant ..that is and always was meant to be untamed.. get it through.... Its Time to Legalize .. Weoooooooooooooooooooo

Hey while where at it why dont? Drug test all the judgesz and lawyers in the whole world ... well imagine that .. My GOOODNESS.......... PEACE...

I used to be able to pass any and all test just by drinking enough water the day of or 1 hr prior to any test. Never failed a one, although the last one I took the tester started using a test on the PH (I assumed) and claimed it was too diluted. I was made to wait around and continue to give samples until the water started to run out. I caused a fuss about being there so long (knowing I was getting "dirty") and they finally took it.

Pee testing is EASY to beat.

All you gotta do is stop smoking for three or four days, and pop a couple B-100 or B-50 tabs a day (100 0r 50 grams of each B vitamin per pill), readily available at any drug store. My friend's doctor told him to do this, and it's worked countless times for him, many for me and also for whoever I've told. B-2 Riboflavin cleans you out (not Niacin, Niacin can kill you if you take too much). B12 is a cover. This goes way back to like the 1980 High Times, and my other friend that is a competitive bodybuilder said that they all use b-12 to cover up steroid use.

One failure though, the idiot smoked the night before, and the B-2 cleaned all of it right out of her and into the pee cup.

If you do some research on the subject, you'll likely find propaganda that says Riboflavin can cause false positives, but nobody I know ever failed at all, excepting the idiot. All the cleanser pills have B-2 and B-12, and so do the "redi-clean" and other drinks. So why pay 5x as much when you can get a bigger dose for $5-8 from the drug store, and still have a whole bottle left?

I would also recommend a nutritional full body cleansing product like Isagenix. (http://ionih.isagenix.com) The 9-day cleanse runs about $150 and completely cleanses all impurities out of the body on a cellular level using nutrition to do it. The product is a high-quality supplement packed with 273 minerals and vitamins specially formulated to rid the body of impurities through hydration and urinary elimination. Cleansing the body at the same time feeding it. There is no other product that performs at the level that this does. Be sure you have plenty of notice to allow the 9 days. Be sure to follow the program to the letter. Side benefit will have you feeling great from all the nutrition. It worked for me.

alright everybody check this out, lets say that by some miracle pot gets legalized(decriminalized). Your job is still going to test you for drugs, including marijuana because no matter what job you have you can't be under the influence. it doesn't matter if you smoked last week you are still busted. My advice to you is to always be prepared to throw down some synthetic if you're dirty.

i was required to take a drug test every other month for more than 10 years.all i ever did is to completely flush my system with water.starting early in the morning drink a few glasses until you go.the continue to drink water until test time.i was asked why was the sample so clear...i told the tester that i just drank a sprite.don't tell them that you are or have been drinking water or they will think that your hiding something or flushing.

to NewsKit:

I totally agree! I HATED that documentary. absolutely hated it. Reefer Madness 2009 style. I wish everyone who is adamantly against marijuana would stop relying on government sponsored propaganda or even News channels because they clearly have a stake in the outcome and will frame the issue in a way most advantageous to their political aspirations, even if that means stretching the truth to an unbelievable degree. The real sources of information are the scholarly journals and articles, but average Americans aren't subjected to these mediums EVER. They see the news. What a rut we are in.

what the fuck do you mean they cant tax it? one shop in california pays the government over half a million dollars in taxes every year from selling pot, the government could easily tax it by making you acquire a permit for growing and monitering the sales

god yall are stupid im 15 and know that niacin dont work it causes impurities in the urine and thats like failing a test

PS. The MPP and NORML have just as good of information as this site does. I love this site, but don't rely on just one for your facts. Think of it like a cool class where you get to look up everything on pot. It's great! Go help support marijuana law reform. Peace:)

to synonimous: The #1 reason for legalization is because the federal government will regulate and tax marijuana sales. They wouldn't just legalize it and let the industry continue as is. Do they let tobacco farmers control the tobacco industry? No. They regulate it. If Marijuana is legalized, you can bet your sweet ass the government will regulate it as well. In fact, I'm sure the taxes on marijuana would be higher than regular sales tax, as is the case with cigarettes. And like alcohol, age requirements will be established. It's not like Congress is gonna legalize it without making several specifications for the production, distribution, and use of marijuana. Your statement will make every single Legalization activist that reads it smack themselves on their forehand in a Homer Simpson manner, "DOH!"

the only thing drinking tons of gallons of water will do to you (when taking any drug) is over hydrate you. that is not good. look for other methods. do drink lots of water, just not gallons. and niacin is a myth and could be harmful as well. if anything, go expand your mind on something else if you enjoy the high. if youre a med patient, use what you can to stay out of trouble. if youre always busy and just want a toke here and there, studystudystudy and test it before you try it for the first time! good luck:)

Be careful of the info on detection time with saliva tests.
I waited over 3 days and still cannot pass! Good thing I took it at home before I flunked for real. Everyone should always purchase and take a test at home before submitting a sample to the testing nazis.

I'M A HARD WORKING MAN MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY THAT ENJOYS GETTING OFF AND SMOKING. WEED DOESN'T CAUSE ME TO FUNCTION AT AN INEFICIENT LEVEL IN FACT, I WAS RANKED NUMBER ONE OF 700 EMPLOYEES AM NOW IN MANAGEMENT. I STOPPED SMOKING 3 DAYS AGO AND TOOK NIACIN PILLS {ABOUT 15-20 PER DAY} AND TODAY I FAILED A PROBATIONT UA. MY PO OFFICER WAS COOL, BUT SHE MADE IT CLEAR THAT I CAN'T FAIL ANY MORE TESTS. FUCK!!! WELL...THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS STOP FOR A LITTLE BIT. ---MAYBE I'LL TRY THE B-12 AND WATER? I DON'T KNOW. :-(

Does gallons of water and B-12's work for a saliva test?

best way to pass the test is move to australia heaps of pot and no drug test and only a little smack on the hand if you get busted

Being born and raised in the United States of Nevada, we have a law that is a felony if tested positive. In other words, if persay, you get pulled over, and you haven't smoked for a day or two, and your eyes just happen to be red for some other reason or another, the cop can take you down to the jail house, take blood from you body, even if you decline, and if you test positive, you stay there with the charge of "internal possession" now where has our constitution gone to now.

Alright I got a question if I'm getting piss tested and blood tested can I get caught from
The blood test?

the government doesn't want to legalize it because there's no way for them to make tax money off of it. think about it

You do have to take care of business no matter how bad the work sucks

You give stoners a bad name. Get an education before you speak.

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ok i smoked everyday other day for like 6months and i stopped for 3 weeks. then i smoked 2 times in two days and i had to take a random test that i didnt know about and i passed i dont know how but i drin alot of water and exersize and that does the trick. keep on smokin

i have to test today and smoked 2 days ago but they want me to work to day also anybody got tips on how to pass and what kinda test they might use.

hah a ha hah . and sumtimes shit happens, and you gotta take care of business. haahah.

What I did was drink lots of water, Monster(I know your wondering why but it has lots of B vitamins and niacin) and dark sodas, because the water dilutes the urine then the soda and monstern keep it yellow the day of the test(and I didn't smoke 3-4days upto it either). All of these things dont really add skepticism either. And I passed, and it has worked several times, hope it helps.

The video states to drink LOTS of water before a drug test. Don't overdo it though, because too much water in a short time can be very dangerous.

Oh the irony.... Become sick or dying because of water for a drug test...

I am very interested in this pass the test thing. Are you gyuys really passing these tests. I do not wanna give up the bud. I been smolkin for over 30 years and I don't wanna quit now. It is really good for what ails ya!

It's really not that hard to pass a drug test, like not that hard at all. Just like said in the video, Dilute your urine by drinking a lot of water before you have to go test. Basically what this is doing is making it so you're peeing out straight water, not drug metabolites (or so very very little that it's not enough to make you fail anyway). Drink water and urinate as many times as you can before u go test as to make sure you're just peeing out water and make sure to take some b-complex vitamins to keep your pee yellow or they probably will reject your sample because its too clear. you don't have to waterlog yourself several days in advance either, it really only matters if u do it the day of the test. I have used this method and no other everytime i've ever had to take a drug test. When i was under 18 and i was on juvenile probation i had random drug tests all the time and they would watch me pee, i was usually notified by my PO when i had to test so i made sure whenever the day would come i would always start real early drinking water throghout the day and peeing a lot until i had to test, I never failed one test. If u want to try this method out for yourself cuz you're a little skeptical just head to a wal mart and pick yourself up a home drug test and try this method out for yourself. All this being said there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON that you should be spending a big pile of cash on detox products when the only thing u need to pass a test is free.... WATER (the only thing u will have to purchase is b-complex vitamins but they shouldnt be too much and should last u a long time) sorry for the long post :)

um vol, how do you like the lovely flashing ad right above the clip? looks nice and cheap, huh?

i guess you stand for money and business and high times too. that's nice. i stand for people pot and peace. learn about the world before you shoot your mouth off.

this is just another p.o.s. video from magazine people who think they have to make crappy video ads to survive. sad. too bad they can't just make the mag better and sell more copies.

the way i look at it i shouldnt have to hide the fact that i smoke if my employer asks me to take a drug test i tell him i smoke and quit the job on the spot i didnt listen to my po when he told me not to smoke i personally do not support any of these methods every drug test ive ever taken ive failed because i refuse to betray mary jane, its kind of like when peter denies jesus, i believe marijuana is one of the greatest gifts god gave to this planet and i refuse to not smoke so i also refuse to hide the fact that i smoke if im working a job and and my employer decides to drug test me there is something wrong already it means that the business you are working for are nothing more than the opressive people you
should be fighting the truth is i smoke, and i support marijuana, and i dont need to take a test because ill tell you i smoke.Dont criminalize legalize- cannabis should not have to be a revolution-smoke and be proud

This didn't really help... fuck it spark another blunt..lol

Ok so the way I cheated about 40 straight u.a.'s ....

I would smoke on a friday or saturday just 3 or 4 bowls... then on sunday i would drink a shit ton of water...about 15-20 2 liters filled with water.. I'd get my drug test on monday or wednsday usually....it takes alot of time and dedication to get this down but if done right it'll work every time.... The effexctivenesss of the method also has alot to do with body fat, the more fat you have the harder it is to detox, I weigh about 165 and have less than 15% body fat... I would also drink about a gallon of water 5-6 hours before my drug test..this made sure that my u.a. sample was diluted with tons of water....also you only want to get the middle parts of piss in the cup not the starting stream or at the end...


Good luck anyone who decides to try this and remember...this is one opf the hardest ways for a fast detox but i did it countless times without getting caught

BLAZE THOSE NUGGETS

um paid4 you are an idiot high times is tha fuckin shit they stand for alot more than you ever will.

the public school system has obviously failed you ^^

the public school ystem has oviously failed you ^^

Fuck probation! I'll be done by March. Just enough time to get my smoker lungs back for 420

SHIT MAN I JUST GET CLEAN PEE FROM A FRIEND THAT DON'T BAKE!!! ITS THE SHIT!

before i gotta go to a drug test.i know it sounds gross and trust me its disgusting but the shit really works.ill drink 1/4 to 1/2 cup of vinegar and a gallon of water 24 hours before i gotta go and i have pissed clean everytime.even for probation not just for jobs.which pissin for jobs makes no fuckin sense to me.what i do on my own time should have nothin to do with my work performance...ABOLISH THE PISS TEST.PISS FOR ENJOYMENT NOT FOR EMPLOYMENT

Cheafinsince1994
lol if thats what you did i'll be sure not to try it

I ate/drink some of that 'certo' shit the night before I had a piss test, (mind you, I was smoking some kush AND hash the whole night too!) and I passed! I was shocked too, cause I thought it would never worked, but it did.

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niacin helped me pass my weekly drug test... it's what i'd suggest

I'v past alot of drug tests and i smoke alot The easyest for me was to quit for two weeks not 30 days everyone is differnt tho im a scrony 160 pound man. I quit smoking and started taking B-12 vitamines 500mm tablets they sell them in any grocrey store they speed up your bodys system and help you burn it out of your body faster i passed a drug test in after quiting for 6 days. I smoke High grade and qunaity dayley. B-12 is the main ingredent in most detoxes out there I was taking maybe ten a day threw out the day it dident make me feel sick or anything i felt fine and 6 days later pissing clean. I have also tryd the 30$ detox its worked for me on 3 differnt times but like i said B-12 was adleast 90% of what i was drinking its cheaper to just buy the vitamen maybe 5$ FOR 60. Everyones differnt tho but these two methods have worked for me you just need a little clean time and the right stuff and you can pass any test they throw your way.

haha damm

Fuck Probation! Smokin All Day All Night 4Ever. 23 Days Left! Woot!

I just got fucking caught.
Best way is to workout and sweat a ton
Then drink a ton of water

Any good ways to trick a piss test, got one coming so any ideas

These are all just paid-for ads people! Best way to not get caught smoking is to detox for one month. That's it people, 30 days, lots of water, no pot. Done.

Don't waste your money on High Times crappy products! They don't work anyway and you'll get caught!

www.CNBC.com linked me to this site, which is great. but my questions is - why would high times magazine, the biggest supporter of marijuana in the world, then go and support NBC's Marijuana Inc. show??

that show is so biased and just pure government propoganda, i can't believe high times would have anything to do with that.

i guess it got me here though, right? SHAME ON YOU!!

probation got me by the balls

probation really sucks....

Truely Awesome.
always helped me pass the piss test, water or pickle juice always seem to get the job done.

This is funny and educational. How awesome!

The Supreme Court already ruled in favor of the Government on that issue.

i hate probation.....:(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!fuck those tests! and what the hell is this law about that made the wizinator illeagal and why not make your own out of a girls best friend? ANY BODY OUT THERE EVER JUST SAY no TO THE TESTS AND FIGHT THEM IN COURT? IT IS AN UNREASONABLE SEARCH AND SEIZURE OF EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL ACTS AND THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE LEAGAL AUTHORITY TO GRANT A SEARCH OF PERSON OR PROPERTY IS A JUDGE WHO ISSUES A WARRANT AT THE BEQUEST OF AN OFFICER OF THE LAW OR THE COURT ITSELF MUST HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE TO BREACH THIS PROTECTION OF THE CITEZENRY RIGH TO BE FREE FROM UNREASONABLE SEARCH AND SEIZURES!!!!!!!! FIGHT THE LAW WITH THE LAW!!!!!!!!