Patrick Maravelias
48 posts
Woman Arrested for Flying Drone with Drugs, Porn into Australian Prison
An Australian woman and her two accomplices pleaded guilty in court to using a drone in an attempt to traffic multiple different drugs and a USB stick filled with pornography into a Queensland prison yard.
September 25, 2023
Bitcoin Mining Farm Discovered During Chile Drug Raid
An investigation into a large Chilean drug distribution network ended with multiple arrests after the final of three separate police raids revealed large amounts of cannabis, ketamine and ecstasy as well as 19 Bitcoin mining computers on the very same property.
September 22, 2023
Ketamine Therapy Offered as Employee Health Benefit Nationwide
Ketamine therapy is now being offered across the country as an addition to existing employee health plans in a first-of-its-kind move by a national provider of insurance for psychedelic-assisted therapy.
September 21, 2023
Acid Trip Ends in Arrest for Naked Bills Fan Who Covered Himself in Feces, Fell Down 30-Foot Hole
I’ve heard my fair share of bad acid trip stories. I once talked to a guy who accidentally punched his grandmother before jumping out a second story window but even that pales in comparison to covering yourself in human waste from a porta-potty, breaking into a construction site and falling down a giant hole only to be arrested as soon as you’re rescued.
September 20, 2023
Orbiting Space Drug Factory Denied Re-Entry to Earth
There's a drug used to treat HIV orbiting the planet and we won't let it come back to Earth.
September 20, 2023
Infant Survived Potential Kidnapping, Car Crash While Dad Bought Xanax
The baby was located safe and sound, but everyone else involved in this strange and terrible ordeal went directly to jail. They did not pass go, they did not collect $200.
September 19, 2023
9-Year-Old Girl with Autism, Epilepsy Petitions To Use Cannabis at School
The parents of a young girl in Elk River, Minnesota are asking her school to make an exception to their on-campus drug policies so their daughter, who suffers from multiple debilitating ailments, can use medical cannabis during her school day.
September 18, 2023
Study Links Simultaneous Cannabis, Tobacco Use to Depression, Anxiety
Head’s up spliff smokers, blunt blowers and mole bowl enthusiasts: if the risk of emphysema and lung cancer weren’t enough to sway you away from tobacco, maybe an increased likelihood for developing mental health disorders will do the trick.
September 15, 2023
Three-Fingered ‘Alien Corpses’ Unveiled to Mexican Congress Amid Heavy Skepticism
Enough teasing! I am a patient man but my hypocrisy goes only so far! The evidence is all around us and as such I am publicly demanding that the aliens come forward so we as a species can finally try some space drugs (and achieve intergalactic diplomacy, if it comes up).
September 14, 2023
The Adderall Shortage Might Be Getting Worse
Leading drug makers and pharmaceutical companies are having little luck addressing nationwide shortages of stimulant-based ADHD medications like Adderall, Vyvanse and Ritalin. Unfortunately for patients, the shortage does not appear to be any closer to a resolution than when it started almost a year ago.
September 13, 2023