Patrick Maravelias
21 posts
Breeding for Dummies: How To Make Your Weed Plants Screw
Weed plants make sweet sticky love to each other just like your mammy and pappy did, albeit with a lot less grunting. Every time a weed plant gets laid, a new strain is born, kind of. But not every strain is destined for greatness. Read on to learn more about breeding.
February 3, 2023
Product Review: The New Volcano Hybrid is Slick as Hell
As a professional dope smoker and pothead at large I have been tasked with reviewing the Volcano Hybrid from Storz & Bickel, and let me assure you all I have nothing but positive things to say.
January 12, 2023
Willy and Philly: Meet the Undercover Shroom Wizards Carrying Psychedelic Culture on Their Backs
The true legwork of psychedelic science and education appears to be dominated by a couple of ragtag dudes running their own YouTube channels and Patreons.
January 3, 2023
The Mighty+ from Storz & Bickel is My New Best Friend on Road Trips
If you’ve ingested cannabis at all in the last twenty years, you’ve likely seen or at the very least heard of the classic Volcano from Storz & Bickel, a dry herb vaporizer cannabis users adopted as a cleaner way to inhale their medicine.
December 29, 2022
WHO THE F*#K ARE YOU PEOPLE?
This is a heartfelt message to all the smiling new faces of the cannabis industry currently ironing their best suits, finalizing new font choices for their business cards, and brainstorming disruption strategies for the next big event: None of you have earned a seat at this table.
November 25, 2022
Cops May Soon Be Able To Scan Your Eyeballs To See if You’re Driving Stoned
“We're more accurate than a human police officer right now.”
November 24, 2022
FDA Takes First Step in Making NARCAN Available Over the Counter
NARCAN, a true miracle drug that can reverse opiate overdoses at the drop of a hat and save the user’s life, may soon become much more widely accessible to addicts.
November 17, 2022
China Is Sending Monkeys Into Space To Have Sex For Science
Can you imagine having to supervise this in zero-gravity? There isn’t enough Lysol in the entire world.
November 10, 2022
Off-Duty Pentagon Police Officer Arrested With at Least 2.5 Kilos of Cocaine
By day, 33-year-old Eric Welch works as a police officer at the Pentagon. By night, he competes as a bodybuilder, offers fitness advice to his Instagram followers, and *allegedly* moonlights as a trap star.
November 3, 2022
You Can Pay This Russian Company To Fake Your Death, Bury You Alive For About $60K
It’s actually considered high treason for me to abstain from cracking one of those “In Soviet Russia” jokes, but I shall resist in the name of not drawing attention away from the Ukrainian war effort. That said, they really do advertise this service as therapy.
November 3, 2022