11 Extravagant Gifts for the Stoner Who Has It All

At the end of the day, when you’ve left your private jet on the runway to take a limo to your mansion, you just want to relax with some weed. Why settle, though? Here are some gift ideas for when the holidaze roll around, or you know, just to supplement your weed collection when a little retail therapy is needed.

1. 4 Piece, 24 Karat Gold Plated Grinder – $995


What better way to show off your dank AF weed than in this stylish grinder?


2. 14k White Gold Marijuana Leaf Emerald Diamond Pendant – $5,573


Thanks to Avianne & Co., you can easily show off your love of weed, as well as your endless pocketbook. Even better: Free shipping (assuming you want to trust a $14,000 necklace to a FedEx delivery guy).

3. Coyle x Aquarius x Ryno Skull Bear Bong – $15,000


The incredible detail on this one has to be seen to be believed. This is the bong to pull out to impress that special someone or if you’re looking for a truly impressive piece—just be careful who you let hold it.

4. Mininail Dab Bar – $399.99


Wax can be expensive, but if you’re looking for something that allows you to hit six dabs at once, the price of wax probably isn’t your biggest concern. Just be sure to invite me over when testing this out.

5. Men’s Hemp Winokur Suit – $2,500


While this dapper suit isn’t smokable, you’ll look good as hell in this custom hemp piece by Tara Lynn.

6. Hoodlamb Ladies Noordic Parka – $498


Here’s one for the rich stoner ladies out there so you aren’t left out of the hemp clothing revolution. This hemp jacket even has secret pockets for hiding your stash when you’re on the move—perfect for hiking.

7. Shine 24k Gold Rolling Papers — $20 for 2 papers


Rolling papers are cheap—packs of 40 can be found everywhere for under $3. Who needs those peasant papers, though, when you can pay $10 per paper and smoke 24k gold? Best to leave these to the best rollers in your crew; messing up one of these can be an expensive mistake.

8. Octahedron Table Lighter and Ashtray Set – $1,250


This made-to-order lighter and ashtray set is absolutely gorgeous—and, depending on your angle, changes to multiple shades of gorgeous. When not in use, it is easily hideable among your bottles of expensive perfume (this is one lighter you don’t want someone accidently pocketing).


9. 6-Strain Cannador with Bluestream Hygrometer – $308


If you’re in the market for the items on this list, you’re probably not struggling to find multiple types of high-end bud (like the rest of us). Keep them fresh with this solid wood organizer, available in walnut or cherry.


10. Alexander Wang Rockie Mini Leaf-Print Leather Duffel Bag – $650


This ‘leaf-print’ bag from Alexander Wang isn’t fooling anyone—those aren’t oak leaves that Wang is featuring—but it’s still perfect for those brand name-obsessed lady stoners (or guy stoners, we don’t judge).

11. 14k Rose Gold Men’s Marijuana Watchband – $599.99


Definitely not an item for everyday use, this is a watchband that will help you stand out from the crowd in more ways than one. For the men out there hankering for some weed-themed accessories, here you go.

More Holidazeee:
The High Holiday: How to Toke Safely on the Road
A Stoner’s Guide to Staying High for the Holidays
6 Tips for Being Stoned at Your Family’s Holiday Gathering
Baked Treats for Getting Santa Baked

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