Buzz buzz… here are even more sweet, stoneriffic ideas for your gift shopping list. Some shout out, “I smoke, deal with it, Uncle Mike!” Others are so subtle, you could even get a gift for your teacher without one raised eyebrow in return (although a lot of my teachers totally smoked pot—especially my art teacher).
With this list, you should be able to find something for mom, dad, your dealer, even Granny and the kids.
1. Marijuana Socks – $9.00
Not to be confused with marijuana stocks, which would also make a great holiday present, this gift is for your poor friends and relatives who have to GO OUTSIDE to get pot (not everyone delivers like the services in NYC!).
2. Balance Pipe – $65.00
Designed by Jamie Wolfon of Brooklyn-based design studio Good Things, the Balance Pipe is a gorgeous modern smoking accessory. True to its name, the asymmetrical pipe balances beautifully on an even surface. Crafted from lab-quality borosilicate glass, this pipe delivers a cool, smooth smoke.
3. Hemp Drawing Pad – $4.99
Here’s one for the kids! Pair it with a bright set of colored markers (like Target’s $4 multi-pack), and you’ve got a great gift for less than $10.
4. Dr Bronner’s – Starting at $6.69 for an 8 oz bottle
Who said hippies don’t bathe? With this sweet soap, even your filthiest stoner friends will find a moment in their busy schedules to scrub a dub dub.
5. Pot for your Pets – $6.77
If you’re one of those people who has a pet that is like your child and best friend rolled all into one, and they are on your shopping list this year, these pet pot snacks will surely make them feel merry.
6. How to Smoke Pot (Properly) – $10.03
This “highbrow guide to getting high” by HIGH TIMES head of content David Bienenstock is an excellent primer for all your family members who want to know more about “the Devil’s lettuce.” Plus it teaches you how to roll a joint in a windstorm!
7. Hemp Party Dress – $178.00
With all the holiday parties to attend, why not get your lady a gorgeous hemp dress? Who knew hemp could be so classy?
8. Cannabis Candle – $32.00
I wonder what this candle smells like?
9. Abalone Pot Leaf Pendant – $44.99
Abalone formed into a pot leaf—one form of nature honoring another.
10. The Official HIGH TIMES Cannabis Cookbook – $18.95
This cannabis cookbook is for those of you who’d love to get a pot cookbook for mom that is da bomb. By HIGH TIMES’ very own edibles editor Elise McDonough!
11. Weed Pouch – $13.50
A cute place for loved ones to stash their stash.
12. Wrapping Paper – $21.75
Wouldn’t it be great to get a friend a bag of pot for Christmas and then wrap it in this paper? Heh heh. Heh.
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