Cannabis-themed costumes are a “growing” trend for Halloween—ahem, Halloweed. But picking the right costume is essential to getting the opposite sex (or same sex) interested in having sex with you. While some costumes are blazing hot, others are a cashed bowl.
Here’s a guide to what’s hot and what’s not for cannabis-themed costumes this year.
Wonder Weed Woman
This is the year of female empowerment, so the Mary Jane Superhero costume is the hot cannabis costume of the year. According to Ricky’s Halloween, a gigantic chain of costume stores in New York City, “Everyone wants to have superhero powers,” a salesperson told us, “and superhero costumes are even more popular than last year.”
And after Halloween is over, capes and garter belts are always sexy for sexy time.
With the “Wonder Weed Woman” costume, women can feel empowered in their superhero costume and kick the ass of the obnoxious drunk guy at the Halloween party dressed as a huge dick. Or as Harvey Weinstein.