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The Hardest “Would You Rather” Questions For People Who Love Weed

Smoking up isn’t always simple. Here are the hardest Would You Rather questions for people who love weed.

Published
March 1, 2018 7:00 am
March 1, 2018 7:00 am
By Tim Kohut

For most of us, smoking weed has become more of a lifestyle than a hobby. And with legalization continues to run rampant, the once-taboo notion of toking up is beginning to become a more socially acceptable form of recreation. As a result, there are plenty of new options that entice even the most novice of smokers to dabble with. Dabs, edibles, THC cartridges, you name it. So we decided to have a little fun with the new golden age of cannabis and thought of some of the hardest would you rather questions for people who love weed. Take a look at what we came up with.

Would You Rather…

1. Only smoke out of glass or only smoke paper for the rest of your life?

This is truly a conundrum. Smoking your bud out of paper allows you to taste the weed better, and makes for a more relaxing smoke sesh. But you save so much weed smoking glass! Decisions, decisions…

2. Have to smoke 75 blunts a day or dab hourly?

There’s no way smoking 75 blunts a day is good for your health, but dabbing hourly just might make you a zombie. Pick your poison.

3. Fail a drug test for your dream job or spend a week in jail for weed?

Failing a drug test for your dream job would be the absolute worst, but luckily, there are ways to pass almost any drug test. Unfortunately, this is a “would you rather” question, so all bets are off. Spending the week in jail might be the way to go, especially depending on the job.

4. Have all the latest smoking gear and sub-par bud or the best strains of 2018 but only able to smoke it out of a can?

Back when we were youngsters, smoking out of a can used to be the norm. And we’d smoke ANY bud out of it. Strains weren’t a factor. But this just comes down to preference. Are you into cool pieces or just some good old fashioned piff? Either way, you’re getting high.

5. Smoke a joint with Wiz Khalifa or smoke a blunt with Snoop Dogg?

Wiz would definitely be cool to smoke a J with, especially considering he smokes about 80 of them a day, having the chance to blaze with an OG smoker like Snoop could just be too great of an opportunity to pass up.

6. Have an unlimited amount of mids or a one-year supply of piff?

Having, essentially, a lifetime supply of bud would be a huge financial relief. But smoking mids your whole life would get old fast, and you’d probably end up buying some piff here and there anyway. A year supply of piff would definitely ease the financial burden somewhat, but it’s far from an unlimited supply.

7. Live in a world where weed is legal and alcohol is not, or a world where alcohol is legal and weed is not?

We essentially live in a world where alcohol is legal in weed is not, at least in the federal government’s view of things. So this really comes down to whether you prefer smoking weed or getting drunk. The fact that you’re on this site makes us think we already know the answer…

8. Have the hiccups everytime you dab or fart non-stop every time you eat an edible?

We couldn’t go this entire article without at least including a fart question. Hiccups are the worst thing ever, but farting non-stop isn’t a very desirable way to spend your day.

9. Never smell like weed again or never have red eyes after smoking?

This one depends on which you find more of a nuisance. Red eyes can totally blow your cover, but you can always just chalk it up to getting soap in your eye in the shower or something. Smelling like weed can totally blow your cover as well, but there’s always cologne or spray on deodorant to somewhat mask the smell. Choose wisely.

10. Always get an insane case of the munchies or fall asleep every time you smoke?

The munchies can be great, but when they get too out of control, it’s difficult to function like a normal human being because you are just too freaking hungry. But passing out as soon as you smoke would really make you look like a rookie smoker. There’s clearly no right answer for this one.

11. Pay a premium for bud in a weed-legal state or get it for cheap where it’s highly illegal?

Smoking dank bud in a weed legal state is an opportunity that could prove to be too awesome to pass up. But who doesn’t like cheap weed? This one is dependent on how much you value the fact that you’re smoking weed in a totally legal setting.

12. Go a month without smoking or be forced to eat a 500 mg edible every day for two weeks?

Going an entire month without smoking isn’t impossible, but it just sounds like the worst. But having to eat a 500 mg edible might be even worse. Sure, edibles are the best, but one of the only non-enjoyable highs is getting too stoned off an edible. This one really is dependent on your willpower.

Final Hit: The Hardest Would You Rather Questions For People Who Love Weed

Most of these questions should have you flummoxed. If not, well we guess you’re just not as hardcore as we thought.But with an ever-increasing variety of ways to get high, there’s no shortage of interesting scenarios one might find themselves in after a toke session. If you don’t think these are the hardest would you rather questions for people who love weed, and think you have something better, feel free to share it with us in the comments!

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