You’ve heard the stories before. Dog accidentally eating a tray of pot brownies, a sweet old grandma eating a weed cookie off her grandson’s desk thinking it was a traditional baked (no pun intended) treat, etc, etc, etc.
But have you heard the one about how an unsuspecting squirrel goes on a trip of a lifetime after eating magic mushrooms?
Neither did we, until, well we found documented proof of the whole bizarre ordeal captured by a dog-walker with a heart of gold. This is definitely a story that will be passed down from generation to generation for years to come.
Well, maybe not, but it’s still pretty damn funny.
Better Watch What You Eat
Most of us assume that squirrels are restricted to an acorn-only diet, but apparently, they have an affinity to mushrooms, as well. Or at least, one squirrel does. It’s pretty safe to say it doesn’t anymore, however.
The squirrel was found by a pedestrian dog walker, simply known by her YouTube moniker ‘Vet Wife’. The woman found the squirrel lying limp and unresponsive on the ground and initially thought it had been attacked by another animal.
“So the dogs and I were walking, and we found this little guy in the park,” the good Samaritan said. “At first, I thought he’d gotten attacked by a dog or something. He [tried] to stand up, and he [flopped] all over the place.”
Noticing the psyched-out squirrel had something protruding in its mouth, as well as a mushroom patch nearby, the surprised dog walker didn’t take long to put two and two together.
“I saw that he had something in his mouth and realized [that] the bugger’s been munching on mushrooms,” said the woman. “I’m not sure if those are poisonous or not, but they definitely got him in a tizzy. So I’m going to try and take him back.”
The woman then attempted to pull her dogs away from the poor creature, but to no avail, as one of them got up close and personal with the squirrel. When the dog got close to the squirrel, it attempted to flee. However, due to the nature of the powerful psychedelics, it was rendered impossible. The squirrel staggered a few feet, before flopping to the ground virtually incapacitated.
“Yeah, he’s pretty stoned,” the woman concluded.
Final Hit: Squirrel Goes On A Trip Of A Lifetime After Eating Magic Mushrooms
Although the video ended before we got to see the fate of the squirrel, one could only hope it was a happy ending. Luckily, there have been zero recorded deaths when it comes to ‘shrooms, so it’s safe to say the critter lived through the ordeal.
Unless, of course, he was attacked by another animal and too fucked up to flee. Hopefully, that wasn’t the case, but regardless, it’s safe to say this squirrel is, essentially, our collective spirit animal.
Take a look at the full video below:
Mommy and Me Trip to the Weed Maze: Normalizing Cannabis for Toddlers
Bloom Farms Announces Commitment to Gender Equality in the Cannabis Industry
The Ultimate Stoner Grocery List
Doctor Who Uses Medical Marijuana Sues After Being Denied a Gun
News2 days ago
Federal Government Seeks Cultivators to Grow Thousands of Kilos of Cannabis
News5 days ago
Texas Representative Introduces Bill to Decriminalize Marijuana
News4 days ago
Two People Shot and Killed in Los Angeles Cannabis Dispensary
Culture4 days ago
Michelle Obama Writes About Smoking Pot in Upcoming Book
News4 days ago
American Student Facing Death Penalty in China for Cannabis Distribution Released
CBD4 days ago
The United Kingdom Will Soon Have First Cannabis-Infused Restaurant
Dispensaries5 days ago
Cathedral City Just Opened SoCal’s First Legal Consumption Lounge
News4 days ago
LA County Sheriff’s Deputy Allegedly Faked Raid to Rob Cannabis Facility