i cant believe i ordered 9 boxes of hamburger helper last night while high as fuck pic.twitter.com/4waTdCWuNY
— goth pasta (@plantaunt) March 18, 2017
i cant believe we talked to a cop and gave him life advice about his son while uselessly stoned
— bispooky🎃saihara (@Eiprej) November 1, 2015
SO last night I was so high I set all my alarms for work to pm instead of am pic.twitter.com/Ged8KZq4DH
— paticake (@patriciakoziara) May 15, 2017
Looking through my emails I have several shipping confirmations from last night I was so high I forgot I was online shopping 🤦🏽♀️
— Monica (@monicuhhhh21) May 16, 2017
"I was so high I started showing my dog her baby pictures"
— spooky ander (@andercall_) May 15, 2017
one time i was so high i thought i found a blunt but it was just an old french fry
— maddie oler (@FabMaddie) May 13, 2017
My sister told me I could have cookies at the grocery store and I was so high I picked fig newtons… I hate myself
— Queen LaChiefa (@lbkorth1999) May 8, 2017
One time I was so high I went to put a blunt out on the bottom of my shoe…with no shoes on.
— Princess Hannah (@hannahjosettexo) May 7, 2017
I was so high I keep pressing the unlock button on my keys and was wondering why it wouldn't unlock my house door 🤦🏽♂️😂😂
— Cj👁 (@Cj_Colvinn) May 5, 2017
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