Reading and being high don’t typically go hand in hand, unless you’re doing it accidentally, or perusing the “bible” of stoner-worthy literature: Twitter. The frenzy of thoughts pairs idyllically with almost any pot buzz—great for inspiration, education or, most importantly, a laugh. Here are some sentiments that roll up the experience of being stoned in 140 characters or less—some old, some new, all completely stoneriffic.
Prohibition of marijuana, sign of old thinking, really is the worst! I'm hearing pot smokers are being jailed? Shouldn't be happening. Sad!
— DannyDanko (@DannyDanko) August 4, 2016
If a black cat crosses your path, immediately blow pot smoke into it's face #HippieSuperstitions
— Jessica Delfino (@jessicadelfino) October 9, 2015
Just went to a job interview high so they won't notice when I show up to work high
— Myka Fox Ⓜ️ (@MykaFox) March 25, 2016
I'm a little short do you think my weed guy will accept $5 in quarters?
— Dava Krause (@davakrause) June 23, 2016
My main prank is pretending an actual pen is a vape pen
— Katie Hannigan (@katiehannigan) August 16, 2016
If your uvula was a tiny lightbulb and you had eyes in your mouth then you could watch your food getting chewed. That would be neat.
— Emily Panic (@aprettybigmouth) December 10, 2015
Every story about edible weed:
1. Not high.
2. Not high.
3. Still not high.
4. Not high.
5. Please drive me to the emergency room.
— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) November 1, 2015
when everyone in the car is high af & the song has a police siren in it pic.twitter.com/KgZkX23n7o
— Savage SpongeBob (@CavemansSponge) June 3, 2016
A funny thing would be if a mule hired one of those professional organizers. He is really difficult and resists many of the suggestions.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) August 10, 2016
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