Is it the end of the world as we know it? It sure feels like it when you read the news. Between threat of nuclear war, flooding, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters (though I’m not so sure just how natural they even are anymore), in addition to various asteroids whizzing by us, poison in our food and water and a growing sense of what feels like national disenchantment, yep. Pretty much seems like the world is ending. But how will you get prepared for the apocalypse? Most tweets point to people just making sure there is lots of good weed to be had. Because if this shit storm is going down, the world is gonna need some kush refreshments, and by refreshments, I mean really dank nugs. Don’t forget to call your dealer and stock up if you haven’t already, or if you’re one of the lucky ones, hit up the dispensary. Here’s this week’s Toasted Tweets!
If you need me I'll be smoking a metric ton of weed in my bed, waiting for the imminent nuclear apocalypse. pic.twitter.com/e39noh1Swm
— lizzie (@itsliz_ess) September 22, 2017
— Canna Comm (@CannabisComms) September 24, 2017
Earthquakes and hurricanes popping up everywhere fuck this apocalypse shit, where the weed at
— Danielle Zito (@Tchamimami) September 20, 2017
The apocalypse happening and surviving and not being able to grow weed or food because there's no fertile land. https://t.co/M4WtjdVe73
— Earthling (@dudemanguybreh) September 18, 2017
So far I've got 3 gallons of water , 2 generators and an 8th of weed in preparation of the apocalypse
— Claire Clancy (@aliceingnzoland) September 12, 2017
I'm moving to Colorado after this year. Gonna smoke weed & enjoy the apocalypse in the mountains.
— Kyle Potter Ⓥ (@kpotts2323) September 8, 2017
Ok honestly the world cannot end yet, I'm still living pay check to pay check and weed isn't legal yet. Ima need the apocalypse to hold off.
— LA☀ (@la_underwood) September 6, 2017
i should cashout and get some weed, whisky and steaks for the apocalypse 🤔 pic.twitter.com/mnjLKPxLr0
— ItsNancy 👑 (@ItsNancy81) September 3, 2017
netflix developing themed weed is one of the lesser known signs of the apocalypse
— Max (@eggswing) August 26, 2017
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