Describing a Twitter novel as bizarre is nearly akin to calling Cheech and Chong stoned — of course it’s bizarre! Nonetheless, if you caught wind of the alternate reality of @Homer_Marijuana‘s “Marijuana Simpson” saga, you surely were left scratching your head and instantly wanting to be more high in order to understand the logic involved. Homer is a stoner, Bart is sent to Iraq, and there’s a fourth Simpson child named Kevin? Moreover, everyone from former President Bush to current Israeli PM Bibi Netanyahu and Sonic the Hedgehog make appearances interacting with the Simpson family. Intrigued yet? Here are a few gems to get you started:
MARGE: Days have passed. I’m alone. My husband hasn’t left the closet. He’s blowing tokes non-stop. HOMER: Marge. Get me some grapes.
— Marijuana Simpson (@Homer_Marijuana) July 2, 2014
BART: Homer passed me his fattest L when I was only eight years old. I hit that shit so hard that it saved my life. I was suicidal.
— Marijuana Simpson (@Homer_Marijuana) July 2, 2014
HOMER: I think this shit was laced. I feel sick. MAGGIE: It’s your imagination. This weed is good. HOMER: I’m sick. Call Apu.
— Marijuana Simpson (@Homer_Marijuana) July 2, 2014
MAGGIE: My sister smokes schwag with the twin hags. Her soul is corrupted by the unholy poison of nicotine. Our family’s decline continues.
— Marijuana Simpson (@Homer_Marijuana) July 2, 2014
To read the full script, click here: “Marijuana Simpson”
To read the full story as a Twitter novel, click here: @Homer_Marijuana
