The media went nuts Tuesday as word came that movie star Angelina Jolie had decided to divorce movie star Brad Pitt. The pair—dubbed “Brangelina”—had been tabloid sensations for years.
But only some outlets gave readers an intriguing part of the story.
TMZ broke the news, in its own distinctive, grammatically challenged way:
Sources connected with the couple tell us … Angelina’s decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children … she was extremely upset with his methods.
Our sources say, Angelina became “fed up” with Brad’s consumption of weed and possibly alcohol, and mixed with what she believes is “an anger problem” … felt it became dangerous for the children.
And Vulture.com, the online site of New York magazine, went further, running a story about Pitt’s supposed “battle” with the evil weed:
Pitt appears on Real Time With Bill Maher, where the host reminisces about the time Pitt spent an entire party sitting on the floor rolling joints. “You rolled these perfect joints,” Maher says. “The most perfect joint I have ever seen. Like a machine … It was better than a cigarette.” Pitt accepts the compliments with a chuckle, admitting, “I’m an artist.” Still, he swears he gave up marijuana when he had kids: “I’m a dad now. You want to be alert.”
The New York Times, however, in its lengthy account of the couple’s relationship, mentioned weed not at all.
Alternet in the end had the most coherent take:
… [I]f the reports are true, it looks like Pitt’s pot-smoking days reemerged as of late. Though, let’s be honest here: There are way worse things a celebrity could do than sit on a couch with a joint. Here’s hoping Pitt and Jolie are able to work out a mellow separation in the spirit of low-key stoners everywhere.
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So you’re saying there’s no chance….
I was weed head and my partner wasn’t. I showed respect for her and myself by indulgig in private or away from her.
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cannabis not very likely to contribute to the anger thing BUT alcohol sure could / since she is applying for sole custody it would be in her favor to paint him as badly as possible therefore it will be OK to treat him like
a pariah for consuming cannabis all kind of sad but then again what isn’t sad about the Hollywood thing
I agree with you. Alcohol is the anger trigger!!
She may blame weed, but it’s probably the fact that Mr. Pitt is in his early 50’s. That’s about the age when married men start to get a wandering eye for that young, young stuff to keep the testosterone flowing. Brad probably has multiple nubile 20-30 year olds throwing themselves at him DAILY, ready to give it up. That’s hard to resist for most men.
GUARANTEED he’ll be seen with a girl at least 20 years younger in about a month.
Angelina used to be one of those – but time is less kind to the female species. It’s nature’s way of balancing out all the power women have early on.
Good for Brad. He’s about to have a lot of fun while he’s still attractive to young women – he’s got a few good years left! Why should Leo DeCaprio have all the fun?
Black don’t crack and Brad would be a fool to go find a substitute for Angelina. This chick is the baddest b itch on the planet. Brad you should have been smoking that cheeba on the downlow.
Her boobs aren’t real.
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Wow! Interesting! Also check this – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt broke up over his marijuana abuse! https://cannasos.com/news/hot-news/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-broke-up-over-marijuana
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