Hilary Duff is ‘coming clean’ with her neighbors. According to the Younger star, her neighbor has been smoking a lot of weed. And this former teen queen is far from 4/20 friendly. This week, Hilary Duff put her weed-smoking neighbor, the now infamous Dieter Addison, on blast through an onslaught of Instagram trolling. Here’s why you shouldn’t mess with Hilary Duff (spoiler: she’ll give you an embarrassing nickname).
Getting HOC Is ‘So Yesterday’ For Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff has made it pretty clear that she’s not down with ganja. She started off with a plea to her followers: What do you do about a neighbor who’s always lighting up?
“Calling all New Yorkers with asshole neighbors,” Hilary Duff begins her Instagram story. “I’m really open to any advice you have … my neighbor smokes cigarettes and weed all day long.”
Then She Got A Little More Personal
“We know your parents pay your rent. We know you’ve never worked a day in your life. Must be nice. Have some respect for your neighbors who work hard to live in that building,” Hilary tells the camera, making it clear that she’s done joking.
Who is this neighbor? That cat’s out of the bag too as Hilary plasters “Dieter Addison” all over her story. She then adds his handle, just in case any of her angry fans want to reach him.
“Don’t be a dick, dude. And put your trash down the shoot,” she adds. It looks like limiting the smoking isn’t the only piece of neighborly advice this Dieter character needs.
Who Is This Guy? Don’t Worry, Hilary Will Show You.
Who knew that the wrath of this pop princess would be so real. Probably not Dieter. And who would have guessed that Hilary Duff is such a fan of the eggplant emoji?
The next development in Dieter drama: “Slept 0 minutes last night because of Dieter the [eggplant emoji],” Hillary Explains. She uses the eggplant emoji again, just to get her point across.
Celebrities Stalk People On Social Media Too
Apparently, Hilary Duff wasn’t satisfied voicing her complaints to her 9 million followers. She needed the perpetrator to feel her wrath. “Found youuu,” she plasters over a screenshot of his Instagram.
Don’t miss this material girl’s more subtle joke. She juxtaposes a big eggplant and a smaller one with the caption “or rather.” Ouch.
Curious about what he looks like? Hilary zooms in on his Instagram profile picture. It’s a private account and they’re definitely not friends, so that’s all she can see.
You’re left to your own devices when figuring out with Lizzie McGuire means by drawing cat ears and whiskers on Dieter, and captioning it ‘meow’… in several different colors. The screenshots then shift to a video of her meowing (and saying his name) as someone does her makeup.
Parting Words From Hilary Duff
As if the smoking wasn’t bad enough for Duff, it seems that Dieter makes a lot of noise. “Stop breaking all your furniture when you fight with your girlfriend or boyfriend … it scares me and my kid.” Sad face emoji is right, Hilary. That’s not cool.
How should Dieter respond? “Dieter get a vape,” Hilary concludes her social media tirade. It isn’t a bad solution, either. Vape smoke isn’t as pungent or long-lasting. Dieter, make Hilary Duff happy and invest in one of these sleek (and less smelly) vapes.