The 6 Most Ridiculous Ways People Have Tried To Pass A Drug Test

There are tons of ways people have tried to pass a drug test. Here are some of the most absurd ways.

By
Callie Barrons

5. Fake Genitals

If attempting to use either real or synthetic urine, you’re going to need a transport method. Since someone’s probably in charge of supervising at the urination station, factoring where they see the pee originate from should play into the game plan for success.

If using alternative urines than your own to determine if one of the ways people tried to pass a drug test will work, think about the equipment. For some, the wrong mechanism for expelling the urine ended up the reason they failed their test.

Using fake genitals helps many succeed in passing drug screenings. However, for some, the false appendages can end up looking obvious to those giving out the test. Some fill condoms with urine and attach a baby bottle nipple. This contraption makes for easy body insertion to keep hidden and at the ready for game time.

Some prefer to operate using their own genitals, but keep the urine warm and close by keeping it in a shampoo bottle and taping it to the inner thigh. It is one of the resourceful ways people have tried to pass a drug test.

Too bad this method won’t work when under supervision, when searched through security or even when wearing tight pants.

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Callie Barrons

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Callie Barrons

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