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Cocaine
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Horse Tests Positive for Cocaine, Meth, Ketamine After Winning Race
Apparently racehorses actually test positive for cocaine with surprising regularity, and horse owners have been getting their equine companions high since, you guessed it, the Roman Empire.
November 14, 2023
Pablo Escobar’s Hippos Have Been Running Amok So Colombia Is Going To Kill, Sterilize Some
A group of hippos that escaped from the remnants of Pablo Escobar’s forgotten cocaine mansion have reproduced and wrought havoc on Colombian ecosystems ever since.
November 6, 2023
3-Year Old, Father Murdered After Possibly Finding Cocaine Washed Up On Shore in Belize
A particular cove known as the “Sea Lotto” in Belize has been a hotspot for criminal activity ever since bricks of cocaine started washing up onshore with surprising regularity from cartel trafficking. This week, the violence claimed the life of a very young child, her father, and another bystander.
October 26, 2023
Study Finds Highly Processed Foods Are as Addictive as Heroin, Cocaine
A new study has determined that highly processed foods such as cookies and chips can be as addictive as the drugs cocaine, heroin and nicotine.
October 23, 2023
Inglewood Police Officer Sold Cocaine Taken from Evidence Locker
A former police officer who allegedly stole drugs out of the evidence lock-up and sold them to an informant is expected to accept a plea deal in lieu of a hefty prison sentence.
October 16, 2023
Putin Says Cocaine, Grenades Caused Fatal Plane Crash of Enemy, Not Assassination
President Vladimir Putin and The Kremlin said drugs killed a plane loaded with mercenary adversaries, not them.
October 9, 2023
Florida Sheriff’s Office Stops Using Cocaine Test Kit Due to Concerns of False Positive Results
Legal cases involving a widely-used test kit for cocaine have been called under review after a North Florida sheriff’s office found out the kits they’ve been using for over ten years had potentially been giving faulty results, but the company that manufactures the test has vehemently denied any claims that their tests don’t work.
October 2, 2023
From the Archives: Scoring in Los Angeles (1979)
A futuristic guide to life in the fast lane.
September 24, 2023
Acid Trip Ends in Arrest for Naked Bills Fan Who Covered Himself in Feces, Fell Down 30-Foot Hole
I’ve heard my fair share of bad acid trip stories. I once talked to a guy who accidentally punched his grandmother before jumping out a second story window but even that pales in comparison to covering yourself in human waste from a porta-potty, breaking into a construction site and falling down a giant hole only to be arrested as soon as you’re rescued.
September 20, 2023
Colombia Breaks Coca Cultivation Record, UN Report Finds
The country's president's views on the situation may surprise you.
September 13, 2023