3. Synthetic Urine Substitutes
So maybe you know your urine won’t hold up to the rigorous lab testing protocol, no matter how much you detox. Some find the best alternative is to find a substitute that looks and acts like urine.
Of course, many synthetic urines are for sale on the internet, like those made by Monkey Bizness. But some people get especially creative when trying to pull off this fake-out. Some have even attempted their own DIY projects, careful to avoid the germs laden in a friend’s human brew.
But making your own synthetic pee can seem like a science experiment that may ultimately fail. Additionally, having to sit down to a science project is generally not on the top of every frantic stoner who has to face a drug test.
Which is why some people stoop to easier, if not slightly nervier, alternatives. In rifling through forums where worried online users post their tried and true methods for drug testing, you might come across bizarre suggestions to beating a drug test, like replacing your urine with broth.
However, chicken noodle soup lacks all of the chemical properties of urine. It may seem like a tricky move— soup is heated to a similar warm temperature and it’s yellowish—but come on. A lab technician has gone through years of schooling just to learn the proper way to test your urine for its make-up.
They aren’t fooled.
And furthermore, even the person administering the test will likely know it isn’t pee by its well-known brothy scent. Rest assured, replacing urine with any food is not one of the smartest ways people have tried to pass a drug test.