Couch Lock Potato
OK, so this look is funny, not sexy. It has the sex appeal quotient of a bunch of grapes or a pair of dice. It’s the equivalent of dressing up in a huge condom costume.
People will laugh, but they won’t want to flirt with you all night dressed like that. This “baked potato” get-up could be a fun outfit if you work in a dispensary, but it probably won’t get you laid—unless you can find someone with a similar sense of humor. Then, the sky’s the limit!
