25 Inspirational Quotes About Weed

From Louisa May Alcott to Hunter S. Thompson, over the years, many have waxed lyrical about the herb.

By
Callie Barrons
Courtesy of Comedy Central

“Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn’t gonna make you kill people, and …it most likely isn’t gonna fund terrorism, but… Well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored and… It’s when you’re bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or… being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren’t good at anything.” – RandyMarsh / South Park

Sure, Stan Marsh of the show South Park isn’t a real person. But this nugget of truth comes layered in that same Matt Stone/Trey Parker snarky sarcasm we’ve all come to expect from the cartoon. And as far as funny weed quotes go, this father-son advice may be the most tender, honest, and humorous a kid could ask for.

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