NukeHeads, the Most Advanced Seed Bank in the Cannabis Industry

NukeHeads: If you grow, you know!
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Hi, I’m Cody Oebel, the owner of NukeHeads.com seed bank the most advanced seed bank in this industry. If you would like to join my Facebook page please click here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/NukeHeads.Medical

I’m excited to share with you what NukeHeads does that is radicalizing the seed bank industry. So how did I take the age-old seed bank industry and turn it upside down on its head you might be wondering?

I did it with robotics, automation, C/C++ programming and 3D SLS, SLA, and FDM printing technologies combined with building relationships with the world’s best breeders and seed production farms!

Wow, what a mouth full right? So, what is it that NukeHeads does for marijuana growers differently than other seed banks?

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When you order from NukeHeads we 3D design a laboratory container with your name designed into it, custom to you, that can protect your seeds from over 300lbs of crush force.

This customized container is just cool factor, right? Well, it’s not just cool. It’s practical to ensure that when we ship your seeds in the mail they get to you safely, but it’s more than that. Imagine when you show your medical patients or customers this customized lab container box with your name on it holding the seeds you’re growing. This tells your customers or patients that you only grow the best, that the genetics you purchase are meticulously cared for and a lot of work goes into the breeding work. The presentation shows you’re a serious grower and you buy from the most legitimate quality seed bank, and you grow genetics that’s seriously going to help medicate people. 

So as you see the job of the lab container is to protect your seeds in shipment, but it’s much more than that. Using 3D design software, we at NukeHeads are able to predict how much weight the design can sustain before your seeds get crushed. We carefully design around practical situations that can very much happen like a mailman stepping on your box or dropping something on your box. We want you to not have a bad day with crushed seeds that we hear occurs with how our competitors send seeds. Most of our competitors ship seeds in poorly structured glass tubes, encased in cardboard boxes that have flashy looking printing which means nothing when it arrives crushed in the mail. Even worse is most seed banks sending seeds in mylar baggies which have a huge percentage of seeds being crushed in the mail; this can really set you back on your grow schedule. With NukeHeads you won’t have this issue!

Our designs have proudly boasted a zero loss in the mail. We have had our containers get crushed badly but no seeds lost. When you need your seeds on time for a grow cycle you can count on NukeHeads.

Not only do we send this strong lab container we designed using generative design processes within computer aided drafting, but our lab containers are designed to take a few hundred pounds of crushing.

Each lab container we send you comes custom with your first and last name on it or your business name (it’s customizable just email to ask how info@NukeHeads.com).

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Customers who order 1,000 seeds or greater—bulk customers—we design you something completely unique. In fact, you can request a design you want. Some customers have requested a custom designed treasure box, or custom designed lock box with a key and lock, or their business logo be designed onto the box, or all the above combined. We can fully accommodate those customizations as we do all designs in house. We use $120,000 3D Printers boasting Hewlett Packard’s latest technology in their Model 580 Multi Jet Fusion 3D printer, as well as older technologies we incorporate into our production processes. We also use $500,000 Omax water jet cutting machines to make our grow light designs in house; we build them here in the United States of America. Most of our products are USA designed while we do have some of our products manufactured offshore in China, we mostly keep what we do here in the USA!

When you want top phytocertified lab grade genetics, NukeHeads seed bank is the leader in this regard. We are not only open to working with other seed banks who cannot match us in our technologies but produce amazing genetics, but we also work with huge farms producing feminized seeds at wholesale prices. NukeHeads has some of the lowest priced seeds in this industry, but lowest price doesn’t mean lower quality. No, what we have done in the four million dollars spent over three years is negotiate relationships to make NukeHeads seed bank the giant in the industry. We bulk order in advance from our fem seed breeders and farms and we bulk supply numerous businesses, and home growers. What our customers like most about our seeds is how fresh they are, and the high germination rates, and super low hermaphrodite reports. Sadly, the only complaints we see seem to be from dirty tactics of competitors having their people write false reports or making fake YouTube videos with false complaints about us. To combat this, we created, and invite everyone to join, our Facebook group with thousands of growers who grow our genetics who can share their actual buyer experience with you. We did this to remove any concerns new customers may have simply just click here and start talking with real growers on Facebook like yourself and ask them about NukeHeads genetics. Let them show you their plants and you will see for yourself why choosing to order from NukeHeads for all your feminized seeds is the best choice! You can also simply search for the NukeHeads Medical Cannabis Growers group on Facebook and join it that way, too! 

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I’d like to thank you for your time today, but one last thing: If you grow magic mushrooms or drink coffee, we sell spores and green coffee beans you can purchase and roast yourself to your own darkness level. Providing you the most epic combination of quality coffees, mushroom spore genetics, and marijuana seeds to enjoy in the morning before you do that hard grow work in the garden!

Much love and STAY NUKED UP!

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  1. Nukeheads is absolutely top seedbank. The world is soon to see. Cody and teams work ethic to get you best products in timely fasho. $2.50 fems where you gonna find quality beans at wholesale prices nukeheads.com see you at harvest!

  2. Hi, all-day-every-daily user here. I occasionally still see people using the word marijuana, instead of cannabis, in their advertising and marketing materials. But you’ve gone ahead and put the word, which prohibitionists used almost 100 years ago to appeal to xenophobes and racists, right there in bold 3D printing on the package, huh? Cool, cool, cool, good luck with all that, yeah? lol

    1. “Marijuana” happens to be what I want to smoke. I don’t want your irradiated, sterile, overtrimmed undercured, dry “cannabis flos” from the dispo. Give me a properly cured, slow-burning greenhouse grown MARIJUANA, the slightly-fermented cannabis product with origins in Mexico.

  3. There not carrying moab genetix gear. They have been wholesaling for commercial for along time and brought back the real roadkill skunk..man u need to carry them. I am a tester for them and I’m telling u its not hype. It’s real rks

  4. I like the nukeheads site prices and all, but this is a paid advertisement not an article about nukeheads as Cody made it out to be… Was leary about ordering from the site due to all the spelling errors initally, it just felt off. The FB group is pretty legit though, and pictures do speak for themselves.

  5. I would never do business with this Douchebag Cody, go to his FB page or discord and see how much he gloats about how rich he is guy just has no class. His pictures are crap, spelling and grammar errors all over the website, also completely unprofessional statements on the website. I would rather give my money to someone who isn’t such a dickhead.

  6. Joke of a company that will block you if you mention how they were bought not built, just like their reputation and this article.

  7. This joker Cody is hiring actors to talk trash on other brands. That should tell you all you need to know about who he is as a person. Trash.

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