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Cinema Stoner: Atomic Blonde vs. XJ-13 Sativa
The dull spy thriller Atomic Blonde is such a relentless piece of garbage I can barely dignify the…
August 1, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Valerian & Mango Hybrid
I am still so excited about Valerian I can barely sleep. A knockout sci-fi pic whose enjoyment exponentially…
July 21, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Spider-Man 6 vs. Agent Orange Hybrid
My lover and I are no longer lovers. Oft mentioned here, my lover returned to China. It will…
July 7, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Baby Driver & Okja vs. Sugar Bear Indica
I was supposed to review Baby Driver this week. But I put off seeing Baby Driver for days…
July 3, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Transformers 5 vs. Black Buddha Indica & Stella Blue Hybrid
Watching Transformers: The Last Knight is jail for the offense of buying a ticket. Nearly an experimental film,…
June 29, 2017
Cinema Stoner: The Mummy & Bubba Kush Indica
Being a stoner is like Memento. You’re always trying to remember what you just fucking did. In my…
June 12, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Wonder Woman & Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies Sativa
Who can resist Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies? I can make a box disappear in twenty minutes. The…
June 5, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Pirates of the Caribbean 5 & OG Kush Edible
Like the majority of the population, my love for the first Pirates of the Caribbean film dissipated quickly…
May 26, 2017
Cinema Stoner: Alien: Covenant & Purple Jack Hybrid
It’s apparently really damn hard to make a great Alien movie. An oddly engrossing but aimless sequel to…
May 19, 2017
Cinema Stoner: King Arthur & Strawberry Cough Sativa
It brings me no pleasure to review Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. It brings me…
May 16, 2017